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Rod, Tessa, Alex, and Chile talk about Dr. Pepper, things people hated as kids that they love as adults, and they play another round of The Five Game.

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Well, here we go morning.This is Ed McMahon and no ladies and
gentlemen ride right. Okay, let'sdo this man. Welcome aboard having tat
Tuesday, everybody, June fourth,we got Harry Brat, whose name is

(00:31):
Brad Harry, but you call himHarry Bratt. He's going for on number
two, fresh out of bed headto head challenge. He got rid of
Katy the cash Man yesterday. I'dsay that's a pretty big upset. Not
the biggest upset of the year.We've had some big ones, but that's
an upset. So we'll be playingthat game at around six twenty Bush Jerry
Cantrell Candlebox tickets to you in homeroomon the Fun in Fact Flashbacks, Kings

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of Leon tickets at seven twenty.I asked for game suggestions yesterday leaving the
show, and you suggested the fivegame, Alex. We're gonna play the
five at eight twenty this morning forthose sold out Creed tickets, Rob Zombie
Ellis Cooper tickets. Early in thenine I Prevail Hailstorm tickets on Know the
Show. There's gonna be a bigiHeart announcement coming your way at seven to

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ten today ten percent chance of raining, partly cloudy, hot guys. Highs
of around ninety six today. Goodmorning Testa one of Houston's headlines, Hey,
good morning Rode, and good morninghomeroom So on the national front,
President Biden expected to take executive actionto limit asylum sinker asylum seekers when the
number of migrant crossings surge. Sothe executive order is expected today. It

(01:40):
would allow border authorities to turn awaymigrant seeking asylum who cross between legal ports
of entry. The restriction would kickin once daily boarded crossings hit around twenty
five hundred. Early voting is underWayne Harris County for the fourth election this
year. Did you know that thereare two Conservatives and two liberals running for
two nonpartisan seats on Harris Central AppraisalDistrict Board of Directors. This is a

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board that has three elected seats thatwere formerly filled by appointment. Early voting
started yesterday. I didn't know thatand continue through June eleven. I feel
like you can always go out andvote on something right now. I exercise
exercise that right. Americans can literallyturn anything into an alcoholic beverage. And
I have the proof for you.The new hot drink for the summer is

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a shot with the dead cicada init. Come on, there's a place
in Chicago called Noon Whistle Brewing.It's serving sicata infused shots of their malort.
I don't know what that is,oh mylort, excuse me? Alert
Anyway, it's basically citrus flavored gasoline. That's before you add the cicada.
They dump a bunch of dead ticketasin the bottle, so they're infused.

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And then yet you put a littlecicada in your shot and you do that.
We're not doing that at ditchha Iforget it. There'll be much better.
Reboot of American Gladiators is in theworks at Prime Video. It's going
to include a mix of old andnew challenges. There's no word when it'll
air, but there's currently a searchfor contestants. I saw when they were
casting for the Gladiators themselves. Yeah, I would like to see what the

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newest cast, the newest roster ofAmerican Gladiators look like. JJ wattsons why
not? Hey? Yesterday was nota great for Spotify image wise. They
announced that they are raising their subscriptionrates and meanwhile, the CEO caused an
uproar when he said that the costof creating content is quote close to zero.

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Okay, anyone who actually creates contentwould disagree, But anyway, those
are Houston's headlines. Spotify is raisingthe price the AI people remember this AI
radio station. But I do believethat the iHeart app is still free.
That's right, Rod, that's right. Check, that's right, still free.
Okay, Yes, yeah. BigWin got by the Cardinals seven to

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four. Alex Bergman, Yanerdaez,and Jordan Alvarez all homer in the game.
They're gonna play the Cardinals again tonight. Spencer Aragh, he's gonna be
in the mount for this show.He's gonna against Saint Louis's Andre Polante first
pitches at seventen. You can listento the game on our sister station,
Sports Talk seven to ninety that ifit's going on in sports. You had
Angel Reese on the looking at girlsblog page today, league too. People

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are coming to see me too,People are coming to see me all right,
looking at girls blog pages packed today, a lot of birthdays and everything.
Guys, it's gonna be a busyshow, four hours of pain.
Strap yourselves in if you'd like thatfirst phone call I'd love to give it
to you, uh, if youwant to come get it. Seven one
three two five, The most interactiveshow on the radio starts right now.

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Okay, ninety four to five theBoss rage right out of the gate.
All right, it's gonna be agreat day. Welcome to this tattoosday.
Chiley just notified me that I didnot ask for a first phone call.
Do I need to I guess Ido need to ask if we If I'm
looking for a first phone call ofthe day, I should at least mention
to you that that opportunity is availableif you would like the first phone call

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this morning. My man Chili isstanding by You know him. You love
him from his six picks yesterday.I mean, if you didn't love him
before Monday show, you do nowafter looking at those six picks of his
for sure. On links and guestsgot a lot of looks over there.
So every line has opened. Sevenone three two five ten percent chance of
rain, partly cloudy, hot today. Highs of around ninety six tons of

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tickets today. On the show,it was suggested, bye, I got
the email here, Let's see big. iHeartRadio Music Festival announcement at seven ten.
Adam Murray sent me a game suggestionat two sixteen. Not sure how
long it's been, but I've alwaysbeen a fan of the five. Okay,

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we're gonna play the five in theeight o'clock hour closer to around eight
twenty. That's how you're gonna getthose Creed tickets. That's the big ticket
this week, because it's the soldout show. Creed sold out three doors
down and Finger eleven, September fourteenth. You win the five game eight twenty,
you leave the show today with thosesold out tickets, Rob Zombie Alice
Cooper tickets at around nine ten,and then the I Prevail Hailstorm tickets.

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I feel like the food blog pageis very strong today. I sent you
some food stuff. You're talking DoctorPepper later, little Colon news. Yeah,
I tell you what like, DoctorPepper wasn't even in the discussion up
north, and not really so muchin New Orleans either. I spent eight
years there a Cola classified classification wise, but I guess when it comes to

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what I call grew up calling pop, the number two pop right now is
Doctor Pepper. Dethroned Pepsi Coke isalways going to be number one. Yeah,
I feel like PEPSI was a littlebit more prominent up north, but
boy, it wasn't even close whenI got down south. So food blog
page, there's some crazy ranch stuffon. There's a lot of stuff on

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there. I see, Oh doI see a first phone call? Are
you kidding me? It's not timefor the first phone call in the day?
Tessa, who's playing the fresh outof bed? Head to head?
It is Brad Harry or Harry Brad? Yeah, it's interchangeable. What does

(07:20):
he sound like? It sounds like, is it? What's the crazy guy's
name? Bill Parker? Yeah?Uh, I wonder if we would flush
him out? Bill Parker on thephone? First phone call? Are you
kidding me? Right now? BillParker? Dying? I listen. When

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Brad was on years ago, Ijust happened to observe that he reminded me
of you. And then then whenhe told me that he went to school
with you, I said, yougot to be kidding. What the hell's
in the water at that school?Where have you been? Dude? What
a tall world? But man,I have been calling and calling and I
hang up, and I call andI call again. If at first you
don't sunceive, try try again,But it was a beautiful feeling. Mondays

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are horrible. To wake up andto hear your name on the radio is
one of the best feelings I've everhad in my life. So keep that
name alive, everybody. Yeah,I mean, I mean Bill Parker.
Famously we named one of the ditchDay shots one year. The shot was
the Bill Parker Bill Parker. Wasthat one of your first? Was that
one of your first ditch Days?Alex Or? That was back when it

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was seen your skip day? Itwas early. It was a long how
many years ago you think, BillMan? I want to say he was
writing for COVID because the party wasstill on. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, you're right, Dan.Time flies man. Oh my goodness,
are we going to see you onFriday at Ditch Day. I was
gonna I was gonna say, speakingof Ditch Day, Bill Parker will make
an appearance and it is back towork man, It's my time to shine.
I do eight sea works. Everybody. Oh, so this is your

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season? Uh, you know,think of me when you're drinking, and
think of me when you're hot,because I'll keep you cool. I mean
that should probably probably be a Tshirt, I guess I don't know,
but I'll see you guys there.I did to day. All right,
Jessa, I will let you buyme a shot. The guys like you
a lot more than I like you. I can tell. It's all good,

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Creaty, don't worry, all right, Bill Low, Great to have
you on. Man, it's goodknowing. I mean, listen, I
take the group in a lot together. Sometimes it's like at the end of
The Big Lebowski when the guy sittinghere's like, you know what, I
take comfort in knowing that Bill Parker'sout there me too, you know what
I mean. It's like, youknow what Bill Parker abides. Bill Parker,

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you understand? All right, Bill, good to have you on.
I gotta take a break. Whenwe come back and direct check, we'll
find out what's trending, and thenwe'll get set up for the game.
Bill Parker, he still listens toUS Rock and Al Tearn Very The rod
Ryan Morning Show six to ten am. Rod Ryan's Show. All right,
thank you guys for starting your dayoff with us. Ten percent you.

(10:00):
It's a rain, partly clouding.Highs today of around ninety six. That's
what's trending. It's a pretty bigstory that doctor Anthony Fauci appeared before the
House Selects Subcommittee for the first timesince he left federal service over a year
ago. Anthony Fauci made an appearancein front of Congress yesterday. He had
a lot of questions to answer.He started talking about basically how it was

(10:22):
possible that the COVID nineteen virus leakfrom a lab, even though he denied
concealing any information about the possibility.This is something that went on and on
on. It was pretty big storybecause no one had heard from the fouch
in a really long time. InSports News, Alex told us the astros
one, did you tell us thatjose R. Keaty reportedly needs surgery on
his right arm? That's on asports blog? Pase, Okay, get

(10:43):
Tommy John Okay, there you go. So only Justin Verlander is basically healthy
again. He is the one thathelped us get that w last night over
the Cardinals. That and then anotherbig Google trend or Google search is Harry
Allen. Dallas Cowboys legend and ProFootball Hall of Famer. Larry Allen died
at the age of fifty two.They announced that he passed away suddenly while

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on vacation in Mexico with his familyover the weekend. Played fourteen season in
the NFL. That's what's turning oneighty four five. The Buzz saw a
lot of highlights yesterday of him floatingaround and then I think, did I
see him bench six or seven hundredpounds something ridiculous? Yeah, it was
insane. All right, where's ourchampion? That's uh Phill Parker's buddy.
Good morning. Everybody's is Brad Harry. So I'm reading Rod coffee Harry,

(11:30):
bradt I'm your fresh out of bedhead to head one day champion. You're
welcome, everybody. We're getting ridof Kenny the cash Man. Join me
on Tuesday, as I'll make itwin number two bitches, can you beat
this guy now? Seven one threetwo one two five nine four five if
you want to play all American rejectson the Buzz ninety four or five buzz.

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Yeah, good morning, brod RyanShow on a tat Tuesday. That
is, of course, is ourInstagram feature on the world famous Rod Ryan
showpage at the Buzz dot com.Ten percent chance of rain put may cloudy
today, hies up around ninety six. Let's go play games. And now
each time for the fresh out ofbed head to head challenge, Listeners to

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your corners. Brad, Harry,Harry, Brad, good morning, good
morning morning sir. Here your boygetting getting in on the first phone call
today. Eah, you should haveheld it for this one. I know,
I know why. Yeah, youguys would have been awesome playing against
one another. He didn't even bringthat up that he was trying to play.
Bill Parker said he's making an appearanceat Ditch Day this year. You're

(12:39):
gonna be You're gonna come on.I might let me make out thence Okay,
I dude, okay, uh weknow. Heather, Hey, Heather,
good morning, Hey, good morning. Heather is kind of like the
queen of Rod Ryan Show games isa gamer. Yeah. This is something
that she has yet to kind ofto tackle and be super successful at.

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Tell everybody, like some of thegames you've won with us? Oh man,
I've won? Uh. A lotof their impersonation shows, a lot
of did you win thee did youwin the artist Watchenegger game? Yes,
the Arnor was Nigger game, thegun game, the text Hammer. Yeah,

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that song was like really, she'sa performative artist. She was in
here, she won the peeps.I remember that the last time we did
Chubby Buddies, she won. Soyou have not been a Hall of Famer
in fresh out of bed head tohead right, I've been trying to get
through three years. I've literally beenlistening to this show for twenty years now.
Thank you so much for that.I appreciate it. I know she

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wants it. Brad Harry Harry Bradresume. Yeah, she can kick ass
at some games. Let's see ifshe can do this one here? What
are they playing for? Rod Ryanshowed T shirt number one? What type
of dog did Elvis sing about?Right, Brady biscuit Brad Brad in three

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two? One, hold your thought, Heather, complete question? What type
of dog did Elvis sing about?Uh? I really don't know, yeah,
hound dog. Oh, I shouldhave known that. I agree,

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Heather, but I but I stillsupport you and your crown. But you
definitely should have freaking known that.Here we go. She's just mad that
we wasted a question. Question Questionnumber two, what type of phone do
you likely have? If not anAndrew? Right, Heather iPhone? Apple

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iPhone? Perfect timing? She didtime that out? Well, Okay,
Heather's on the board. You guysare pretty evenly matched. I'll say,
Brad, you were right there.Next question, what movie franchise is about
apes taking over the planet? Bradgot in there. That's correct. Yeah,

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that's the franchise Planet of the Apes. I believe all the words to
the answer were in that question.They had to do it just like rearrange
that question, you would have gotit right. Okay, guys, this
is a really good game. Bradand Harry. Oh Heather sorry, Oh

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yeah, Brad, Harry and Heather. Okay, more dogs. They didn't
do well on that first one.Okay, it's how they come up.
What type of dog was the Tacobell man? Heather? Yes, yes,

(16:18):
the queen of all Rob Ryan's showgames is now your fresh out of
Van Hits Ahead one day champion.Wow, I'm taking Bill Parker's what you
got over there, Harry. Brad, I said, I don't want to
be another Kenney the cast Man,but I want to hear that one bad
You're gonna You're gonna get that opportunity. I I my guy over here gets

(16:44):
that podcast up for the game,like after eight o'clock. I'd love to
hear back from you, Brad.Good man, I'd love to hear back
from you. Sometimes when I askguys to call me back, they don't.
It happened. It happened with Chasea couple of weeks ago. I've
still not heard Chase. Silent Treeof Chase. Every Monday. There's an
ah there it is, there isall right, Brad, have an awesome

(17:07):
day. I do hope you makea drive by ditch day. Hey,
Heather, so it is. Yougot the Rod Ryan Show T shirt?
You get the invitation to play tomorrow? Are you accepting a day two fresh
out of bed head to head appearance? Of course, I'm actually missing my
safety meetings to do this. That'sawesome. Good Win Today the Right Show

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celebrating twenty years ninety four to fiveof the Bus All Ride ninety four or
five. Buzz, Good morning,Rid Ryan Show on a tattooesday. I
think it's my favorite link of barksong that's bleeded out. Help. You're
off to a great start to yourday. Ten percent chance of rain.
Part of the Claudi's Guys highs up. Around ninety six, we got a

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new champion, the Fresh out ofbed head to Head Challenge. Here's your
current champion. Good morning, everybody. This is Heather and rod Ryan has
made me the queen of all rodRyan Show games. My last game to
conquer is this one right here,and I'm on my way. I am
your fresh out of bed head tohead one day champion. Join me on

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Wednesday when I make it. Winnumber two bitches. She hasn't won every
game, but man, she's wona lot. Again. She has a
good resume enough to that we cancall her like the Queen of rod Ryan
Show games. Yeah, one alot. I'm sure she's got some you
know, color tens sprinkled in there. But I love that she's up for
a challenge. Yeah, okay,just wondering if Heather has ever won the

(18:41):
Bible five hundred games. But haha ha haa, I don't know.
I don't know. That's a greatgame. Is a great game. I
don't know how we got in andout of Memorial Day weekend and going into
what it was the Indianapolis five hundred. Let me ask my race nut over
here, Indianapolis five hundred, howdo we not leading up to Memorial Day
weekend not play the Bible five hundredgoing on? Yeah, there is talking

(19:03):
about the racing. Please seems likethere's a lot going on. Okay,
I imagine if we played it andI I just got a feeling. I
mean, I don't know what's goingon in her little naughty drawer next to
the bed, but I just gota feeling it. Heather tried to play.
She really is. She's game.Guys when I when I say,
you know, the most interactive showon the radio, and then I use

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the phrase with you guys all thetime, get involved, get involved.
When you look up, get involved. You see Heather, she's right there,
she gets involved. It's the fuckthat's in the day. Let's go,
we make you look smart, buddy'sit's the fuck that to the day.
I brought in with some fun factsfor you today. I don't see

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Chili, I don't know that we'reon Facebook Live and all this thuff.
Where's your brother? And I don'tsee hell, So I don't know what's
going on. So we'll see what'sgonna happen here. But I brought in
some fun facts for you today.We've been talking a little bit about sodas.
Today, I said pop and Igot lit up for that. Dr

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Pepper is like the number two nowin the country. Behind Coca Cola,
the first diet soda to use aspartameas a sweetener. I just like saying
it. Diet squirt nineteen eighty three. Did you guys drink squirt? Squirt?
It's using a lot of Mexican likecocktails. Squirt Yeah, not by

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itself. Squirt Yeah, squirt.Square dancing is the official state dance for
twenty four of the twenty nine statesthat actually have an official dance. Don't
even ask if Texas. Don't evenask if you know that is who.

(20:56):
Square dancing is our official state dance. Come on, it's square dancing?
What else? What else? It'sokay, I even though it's like super
old, at least tell me you'veheard of the movie Gone with the Wind.
Okay, there's a fire scene wherethey burned down the mansion and Gone

(21:17):
with the Wind. It was filmedwith seven Technicolor cameras, a record for
the time. They were the onlyseven cameras in the world at that time,
Technicolor. That's every single one ofthem was being used for that scene.
Geeks, it's the fuck that's tothe day. We make you look
smart bodies, it's the fus tothe day. What are you giving away

(21:44):
here, I have a pair ofTakeac Bush Harry Cantrell candlebox. So what's
Rod gonna ask you from? Yesterday? After this dude's presidency was over,
he opened up a whiskey to hilleryin Virginia and it became the biggest one
in the country. I said,his little nephew wound up burning it down.

(22:06):
Which president was, Uh was awhiskey guy, big whiskey guy.
After he was done presidenting seven onethree two one two five nine four five,
It's now time for rockout with yourstock out with Captain Cash. All
Right, we got Hall, he'son the phone. Good morning, how
brother Rod, Good morning Captain Cash. How do we do on Wall Street?
Yesterday? Brouh mix day on WallStreet? The Dow was down one

(22:30):
hundred and fifteen points, were atthirty eight thousand and five seventy one nastact
up ninety three to sixteen thousand,eight hundred and twenty eight benchmark senior Treasury
that trades at a four point threeeight percent in oil stands at seventy two
dollars eighty nine cents a barrel tothe most actives. The big studs Boeing
Murk and Amazon, the Big Duds, Chevron, Down and Travelers on the

(22:55):
economic calendar. This morning, we'llget numbers on factory orders for April right
now, futures on the downside.Come on, let's turn this baby around.
That's it. I'm out here.This is Howland, managing director with
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(23:19):
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ninety four or five, The BuzzWelcome back Rod Ryan's Show. All Right,
hit it, You're fuck it?Sure is? Brandon thinks he knows

(23:42):
it? Hi, Brandon, Hey, how're we going? Great? How
are you today? Fantastic? Whowas the president after he was done presidencing
opened up a whiskey distillery and becamethe biggest one in the country. That
would be Giorge Washington. Yeah,that was a WNBA layup. That was

(24:02):
easy. What are you giving them? Oh dude, you get the tickets
to see Bush? Jerry Cantron candlebox. Congratulations. Alrighty, fantastic, Thank
you very much. All Right,my man, thank you. Have an
awesome day. Okay, thanks,that's Brandon. Everybody. Let's get into
the Houston headlines here. What arewe dealing with? Weatherwise? It is

(24:23):
going to be hot today. Wecould top out at around ninety six next
hour, Kings of Leon tickets.We're going to play the five game at
eight twenty to win those sold outcrete tickets. But yeah, ten percent
chance of ring partly cloudy. Iam ninety six today, taking Tessa.
What are Houston's headlines? Okay?President Biden is expected to take executive action

(24:45):
to limit asylum sinker asylum seekers whenthe number of migrant crossing surges. So
the executive order is expected today.It would allow border authorities to turn away
migrants seeking asylum who crossed between legalports of entry. The restriction would kick
in once daily crossings hit twenty fivehundred people. If you didn't know,
Early voting is underway in Harris Countyfor the fourth election this year. Two

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Conservatives and two Liberals are running fortwo nonpartisan seats on the Harris Central Appraisal
District Board of Directors. The boardhas three elected seats which were formerly filled
by appointment. Early voting started Mondayand continues through June eleventh. Dr Pepper
is shaking up the cola wars.Let me see if you guys remember this
here. Let me tell me youplay some old I drink Dr Pepper and

(25:30):
I'm prouder. I'm part of anoriginal crowd around these days, and this
seems to be a Doctor Pepper craze. You like to be a Pepper to
doctor pil I remember that one.I remember them talking about you know there

(25:52):
is it twenty seven or thirty seveningredients whatever. I remember that campaign push
and you know what, I lovethe ones where I'll trust me I'm a
doctor. Those were very funny commercial. Oh doctor Dre Yeah, I think
he was just like, yeah,trust me, I'm a doctor diet,
Doctor Pepper tastes like real doctor Pepper. Yeah that what I played for you
was probably seventies sold. So really, I'm glad you played that. Because

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they're saying this recent success of doctorPepper. The story we're talking about is
that doctor Pepper is now tied withpepsi as the second most popular soda in
the United States. Tied or it'stied with pepsi as the second most popular
soda in the US. The WallStreet Journal is reporting that the traditional versions
of the carbonated beverages are neck andneck in second place, a spot Pepsi

(26:37):
has consistently held for the last worddecades. So just the fact that they're
hanging with that big dog, youknow, it's always been coke pepsi,
Coke pepsi. Coke has the numberone sales That Doctor dre Ad is still
like, I don't know, maybeten years old. Is there anything new
going on? Is there some TikTok? What's where would doctor Pepper come from
out of nowhere to take over pepsi? Still? College football thing? Tell

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me it's like a big college townand there's like weird cheerleaders and the cop
is Is that a current promotion.Yeah, is it good? Is it
good promotion? Did it? Butguys, it's TikTok. It's TikTok.
It's they have released some new flavors. But according to this, they say,
these TikTok videos do help. Youknow what. We just played one

(27:21):
the other day. Remember Doctor Pepperand Pickles. You guys like Doctor Pepper.
You guys like Pickles. You knowthere are certain videos I think maybe
it makes other people feel like DrPepper is this trendy thing when we've kind
of had it down south, likeyou said, for for a while.
Now, Coke again still by farthe winner. It breaks in more than
twice the revenue of Pepsi and DoctorPepper. But this is huge And this

(27:44):
is all according to a sales volumedata from Beverage Digest, So a lots
of success for Doctor Pepper recently nowtied with Pepsi, is the second most
popular episode in the US. Okay, Angel Reese wants people to put some
respect on her name. The StarChicago Sky Rookie feels she deserves some credit

(28:04):
for making the WNBA popular now,not just Caitlin Clark. Just days after
her first game against Clark, whichdefinitely wasn't without controversy. That's when Angel's
teammate Kennedy Carter took a cheap shotat Caitlin Clark, a completely uncalled for
a flagrant foul that has had abunch of criticism that has everyone kind of
chiming in. Now. Reese saysshe got her fair share for her reaction

(28:29):
to the hard foul because she wasasked about what happened during Saturday's game.
But this is someone who says,no, it's not just Caitlin Clark.
So of course the controversy, theWNBA remaining in the news cycle, which
is the thing I'm talking about,And you know what, I'm not listen.
Kaitlyn's that girl. Kaitlyn is thatgirl. But every hero, every
Hulk, every Hulk Hogan needs theirheel, everyone needs their bad guy.

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And I think that's what Angel reesplays perfectly in this league. And I
didn't even get into this until itwas LSU versus Iowa. That's when the
raid and the watching for me startedgetting more healer by the moment, when
you have to mention it yourself,let other people say that you're let other
people say that you're also a reasona big reason that people are watching.
When you have to tout yourself,it's cringe. He super cry. It

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makes you cringe. That feelings ofevery time you get a look there is
some people every time someone sees andes are like, oh my god,
what is she saying? Now?What is she doing? I don't think
she wants don't think she wants tobe a villain. But I don't think
she wants to matter. It doesn'tmatter. You are who you are,
you have given exactly. She hasn'tembraced the heel well. But I think

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cringe. I think that she's notcompletely wrong. Like, I don't think
she's out of bounce for the statements. I really don't. I don't think
she's completely wrong. Sometimes it takesbeing featured in a movie or a TV
show for a forgotten song to findnew life. Crack dot com put together
a list of seven of those songsthat were brought back from the dead.
This song, of course, runningUp the Hill by Keate Bush on This

(30:00):
Stranger Thing season four. It gother into the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame. She was never going intothe rock and roll Hall of Fame.
Insane. Let me see if Alexwill know this all right? Does this
bring up a movie to you?It makes me think of that Oreo commercial

(30:22):
Reservoir Dogs. Oh yeah, andMichael Madsen is dancing around the guy and
he's taking commercial and he's chopping hisear off. That's where this song before
Oreos. Quentin Tarantino brought this songback. This is a great song.
Okay, so appreciate it. I'llbe interested. I'll be impressed if you
know this is iggy pop lust forlife. Do you know what movie brought

(30:47):
this back? It was predominantly featuredin the movie. Yes it is,
but before but that's where. Butbecause a movie maker brought it back,
then Carnival used it. So Iknow that you're relating to the commercial.
But I'm gonna say the movie,what do you think of? Yeah,
no, I what is it?It's about train spotting. It was in
the nine train spot in Night onetime. Yeah, it was a huge

(31:10):
movie when it came out. Sothere's just a bunch of them. Everyone's
gonna say, hey, fight Club, the Pixies. That last song when
the Whole when the Whole World's burningdown, that's like one of the great
outro songs of all time. WorldBohemian Rhapsody also on this list. It
brought that song back. Yeah,Rat not always just like a massive song.
Queen wasn't always massive in the UnitedStates of America. Okay, Queen

(31:32):
was huge everywhere. Queen was aclassic rock band here, but they weren't
as huge as they they they arein the rest of the world. Now
they're huge here, but they weren't. This was the karaoke song for the
Astros game. I went to BohemianHapsody. It was really fun for the
crowd. Those are hesent headlines.Yeah, there's some cool music stuff for
you today on the blog. Oh, nothing cooler than this. Yeah,
it's very cool. Astros gotta winlast night to be the Cardinals seven to

(31:56):
four. Alex Bregman, Yanni yourDazz, and Jordan Als all homewarded the
game for Houston. They're gonna playthe Cardinals again this evening. Spencer are
Get he's gonna be on the mapfor the DROs, going up against Saint
Louis Andre Polante first pitches at seventen. You can listen to the game
on our sister station, Sports Talkseven any on the sports blog page today.
You know how you know? CJ. Stroud is a good guy.
He's a great He's the next guyup in like to be a superstar

(32:19):
gar in this league. It's becausethey asked him yesterday. They're like,
whose career would you rather have?Aaron Rodgers or Eli Manning? Didn't take
him a second, he sak EliManning. Everybody was like, why would
you not want Aaron Rodgers because EliManning has Super Bowls? Yeah, would
you rather have c J. Stroud? If you're a Texans fan, you
should say Eli Manning. Strea.I don't think it's a fair comparison.
I mean everybody wants the rings.Everybody wants rings, win rings. I

(32:42):
mean m vps are nice, butyou want rings. Eli two super Bowl.
He also put Jack in his topfive quarterbacks. That's what I mean,
you want rings. I mean,that's not what we're talking. Erona
Interview. Aaron only has one ring, right, Aaron has one one ring,
but a ton of m vps.But it's not even a comparable double
That so great, great, cJ. Next man up, that's just
going on his boots. Done withyou. Houston's Rocking Alternatives The Rod Ross

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The Morning Show from six to tenAM ninety four or five ninety four or
five the Buzz, Good Morning,rod Ryan Show. Welcome to the seventh
spot. If you're carrying over fromhome room, thank you so much.
If you're just joining the show,wakey, wake your hands off that Cupkke
already leave it alone. I gotKings of Leon tickets coming up for you.
They're playing Aullu sixteenth at the ToyotaCenter. We're gonna play game next

(33:30):
hour. It was suggested that weplay the five game. I'm always down
for playing the five game. That'sthat's fun for me. It's a little
stressful working the phones over here,but I like the game. I think
it sounds cool. I've listened tothe podcast of it, and I'm like,
you know what, I would listento a radio show that would play
that on the rag. That's gonnabe for your Creed Live tickets. There
is a big announcement. There isa big announcement coming up. Kick me

(33:52):
honest. Here is there something comingup for iHeart? Do you see how
we got a roadblock here? Roadblockit's a radio term where it's gonna give
you all the information you need toknow about the iHeartRadio. I think it's
the festival Okay, well, Idid a poll question, not so much
an emergency pole question, but DrPepper in the news I know regionally Dr

(34:14):
Pepper. I learned quickly when Igot here that that's your fave coke.
It's not even close. Coke isnumber one, it's the number one brand.
It's one of the top brains,period in the world. But as
far as the Big four, whenit comes to SODA's as I like to
commonly call them pop just to makeyou mad, it's Coke, Dr Pepper
by by a hair in at numbertwo Pepsi, but they're close. But

(34:37):
the big story is Doctor Pepper isunseating Pepsi as the number two, as
the loan number two, and thendeclining and then going up. Yeah,
and then Sprite is if you lookat the big four, those are the
big four. I'm not getting intothe diets and everything because regular soda outsells
diet soda, so those truly arethe big four. So I'm asking what

(34:59):
what's your favorite soda of the bigfour? Coke, Pepsi, Dr Pepper
or Sprite. So I just putit in there Dr Pepper with a quick
lead already. It'll be interesting tosee if there's no denying. Coke is
just huge. I don't drink anyof them, so that's okay. I
don't have a dog in the fight, so to speak. But I got

(35:20):
those little my family was in town, so I always gives me an excuse
like, oh, I'm gonna getsoda for them, you know, get
the little mini coke zeros. Yeah, like three chugs, crush the whole
can. So good. Uh.Somebody was asking me, what what was
the name of the shop that youguys came up with for ditch Day and

(35:40):
what are the ingredients in it?I can answer the first half, guys,
ditch Day is this Friday used tobe called some used to be called
Senior Skip Day, and I justgot sick of explaining myself what it was.
I said, ditch day, ditchout of work, ditch out of
school, ditch out of whatever itis. You're doing. Any plans you

(36:01):
have, you ditch out of themand you start partying with us at noon
Cactus Cove this Friday. Okay,it's an adult party, so it's twenty
one and older. This is Iknow kids are out of school. I'm
not bringing London. This is nota This is not a kid party.
This is us. Okay, thisis ditch. Ditch your kids, all
right, ditch everything. Okay,I mean, don't leave them in the

(36:21):
ditch, but make sure that they'vegot proper supervision. But ditch the kids.
I mean, we don't need themthere because we're doing shots of wrecked
panties. Wrecked panties. Thank youTessa for that. She was the muse
for this year's shot. I don'tknow what Gunner and his crew are going
to come up with for that,but he knows. He's well aware that
that is the name of the shot, and we've got our friends coming out.

(36:44):
Car Back is going to be theofficial beer. We've got friend on,
friend Off. I think he's friendoff right now. Eli Barboys check
yeah, Barboys steals. He's doinghis tape on the models, his exhibition.
DJ Johnny's been there since day one. He was sold on this concept
of like partying during the day.His name is DJ Johnny, for God's
sakes. He's with the booth Pimps. He's gonna be back. Yeah,

(37:05):
So he's gonna be doing all thetunes as he always does for years now,
Gabe with re Mirror Me photos.He's gonna have his huge three sixty
photo booth out there like he didlove those. I love those. Yep,
he was out there last year,so he's gonna come out again a
new addition. I don't know ifyou guys got a chance. You were
probably stuff in your faces with crabat the golf tournament. But did you
know that Swing Escape was right there? They got me in there, Chili

(37:28):
was in there, and oh yeah, the tribulator, the simulator. Yes,
they're coming out this year, soTravis, thank you very much.
Swing Escape. We'll bring the golfsimulator out. Of course, there's gonna
be food on hand. The officialshot we've talked about it's this Friday.
It's Cactus Cactus Cove, and Iwould not allow Chili to put an end
time on there. Just to starttime. Noon is the wild okay,

(37:52):
noon start time boom. Now,just because we have the Wrecked Hannies doesn't
mean we're not doing Sweet Baby rays. But therec Panties is the official shot.
We've never had a sub shot,but well, Alex has never been
expecting. Yeah, the Sweet Babyraises in honor of Dad. To be

(38:15):
over here. You feel like you'reon call. I am. Yeah,
you feel like you're on call rightnow, right, Baby's coming, Baby's
do date is what a week fromtoday? Wow? Does it feel for
pretty real? Yeah? Yeah,that's awesome. All right, we'll see
you all out on Friday. Ifany questions, hit me up. All
right, ninety four or five TheBuzz Welcome back, rod Ryan Show.

(38:42):
I got some kings of Leon ticketscoming up for you all of that what
used to be called Senior Skip Day, and I got she's so funny,
she's Veronica at hot Mail. She'sshe still uses a hot mail love it.
So she's like, good morning,brother Rod. I just want to
let you know that the gen Zin high school they're calling it Senior Skip
Day. I know that's what usgen xers called it back in the day,

(39:05):
but it's back. Love you,my Buzz family. Have a great
day, loyal listener. Since dayone, hot Mail Veronica still like,
is anybody still using hot mail?Veronica is all right, well, I
guess the kids are calling. I'mstill gonna keep it ditch day. I
still had to explain it too muchwhen we called it Senior Skip Day.
That's what it was. That's whyit was invented, and it was created
for that that same vibe. Butthen you know, well, I'm not

(39:29):
a senior run I'd like to getout of work. Though. Ditch Day
kind of covered everyone. It's thisFriday, Chile. He's got everything for
you on the world famous rod Ryanshowpage at buzz dot com. One more.
I know this is your segment ofwhat's trending, but I'm hearing some
rumors in I heard that Paul andMelissa from the Mile of Meat just had

(39:52):
a baby. Oh I knew thatbaby was coming soon, Alex. Yeah,
can you confirm he said yesterday?Yeah, Okay. They met at
the Mile of Meat and they've beentogether a long time, not just last
year, three four years ago.Meat baby and so Mile of Meat baby
is trending. So congratulations too.I don't remember what number couple they were,

(40:14):
but it was years ago. That'sexciting. So yeah. Just I
mean babies being born, rod RyanShure, love connections being made every Valentine's
Day, Give me two more trends. The social platform x now allows porn
with some restriction. Elon Musk sharedan update to the official usage policies on
the ex and basically it says youmay share consensually produced and distributed adult nudity

(40:37):
or sexual behavior. It provided it'sproperly labeled and not prominently displayed. So
there's your update on that. Whatan hell? The other thing is Cindy
Lauper is heading out on the roadfor the last time. The pop Icon
announced the Girls Just Want to HaveFun Farewell Tour. We'll kick off October
eighteenth in Montreal. It's her firstmajor tourn a decade. She's gonna be

(40:59):
in uh, North America. Iwant to I'll check if there's a Houston
thing happening. I'm pretty sure thereis, but I'll double check that.
And that's what's trending. On ninetyfour five to the Bus. She played
the Houston Children's charity gala a coupleof years back. She was really good.
She was really good, and youforget about how many hits she has
but nothing. Time after Time isjust an amazing song. So good Time
after Time is like I'll cry it'sup. I'll put it up there with

(41:22):
Torn Club. It's so good.Right, all right, right now,
what are you giving a way?I have a pair of chickens see Kings
of Leon at Toyota Center. Allright, I'll take caller ten. Let's
get crazy here. Take call hernumber ten, because we're gonna play a
game next hour seven one three,two one two, five nine four five
Rod Ryan Show, all right atEmpire upon Empire on ninety four five.

(41:47):
Buzz come on ninety four to fiveThe Buzz rod Ryan Show with Disturbed Stupid
five were tattooesday. I see nothingfor today and tonight over at ten percent
chance of rain partly clouding today.Warm hot. I've about ninety six today.
Lots of big tickets today on theshow, the big I mean,

(42:10):
you gotta go with the one thatsold out, creed sold out show ticket.
We'll give those away. We're gonnaplay the five game next hour.
Whoever this person is, they gotoff easy just being called ten. Good
morning, good morning. That wasgoing on. You got off so easy.
It's going great. Thank you forasking. This is Paul, right,
Yes it is not Paul. Justhad a baby. No not father

(42:34):
just had a baby. Ye yeah, that's a different Paul. All right,
Well listen this Paul. You arecoller ten. Would you hook him
up with some tickets please? Yeah, dude, I'm gonna give you the
pal tickets Kings of Leoni. Yeah, pretty awesome. Toyota Center. Congratulations,
Ben appreciate it. It was awesome. This is awesome, all right,
Paul, I'm gonna put you onthe spot. All right, all
right, He's like, oh,great, great, here we go.

(42:57):
Just anything off the top of yourhead. What sucked as a child but
is now awesome as an adult?Anything come to mind? What sucked as
a child now you love it asan adult? Oh man, you put
me on the spot here. Sorry, naps. Bro had a great childhood

(43:22):
and everything's good now. Listen,Bro, you're living. You're doing it
right. Paul. Congratulations, Ithank you. Paul, hang on for
me, for me my question onFacebook. I wanted to kind of I
wanted to put it up on Facebookyesterday. I have people comment and then
talk about it today. By farand away sleep, whether it was naps

(43:44):
or going to bed early. Ifyou hated it when you were little,
why do I have to go tobed where you guys are staying up?
We had to go to bed earlierthen all my friends. My mind had
some weird eight thirty thing when allmy friends were at nine o'clock. It
went from eight to eight thirty.I can't remember, like what the grade
was, like, fifth sixth grade, I think we got eight thirty and
then high school it was nine insane. Yeah, do parents still have hard

(44:10):
bedtimes? Hard out for kids inhigh school? That did you? Ever?
Did you have to bet you couldstay up as late as you wanted?
Oh? No, But like myparents were complaining and I was like,
I'm too late. What's too latefor you? You're weird and we're
all doing go to bed so atten o'clock around That didn't. Yeah,
it wasn't heavily, by far andaway. The number one answer what sucked

(44:34):
as a child but is now awesomeas an adult? Anything dealing with sleep,
it's the worst when you're young.We didn't know how good we had
it some of the answers. Spankingwas mentioned several times. All right,
okay, all right, guys.Home cooked meals, ohose are so good,

(44:54):
but you don't appreciate it when you'reyoung. My mom didn't. We
never went out to eat. Mymom never cooked. That's all my mom
did was cook that. We neverwent out to eat. There was never
just hey, let's just get somehappy meals? Are you kidding me?
That never happened I had two happymeals my entire childhood. My mom tried
to give me happy meals. SoI was like fifteen, and I was
like, bro, this is notenough food. Home cooked meal came up

(45:16):
a bunch doing nothing on the weekends. That sucked when you were a kid,
but great as an adult. Youhave a free weekend, like a
nothing schedule. Yeah, so gorgeous. Okay. Brussels sprouts like food food.
A lot of food sprouts did kindof do a weird comeback thing.
It'll glow up. Yeah, theyglowed up. But of course bacons style

(45:38):
of cooking them just changed, right. I mean, if you get them
in a really good and you're out. A lot of times those are deep
fried. I don't always say thaton the menu, you know, it's
just like you don't ask they're awesome. They're awesome, but I mean they're
just loaded with a bunch of junkwith bacon and grease. Yeah, what
isn't awesome with bacon and grease andbacon grease. Brussels sprout naptime again,

(46:00):
see daily showers was mentioned HGTV.You're not like I try to put on
some of that stuff in London's aroundand you know. I'm like, hey,
man, you know they're they're workingon this. Are we doing a
house London? Look at that?She's like, I don't care. Look
at that flagstone they're putting in andthat look at that ship lap. But

(46:20):
she loves the Cooking Channel though,loves that Cooking Channel, even if it's
beat. Bobby Flay obviously loves Flavortown. Okay, loves that dude. Everybody
loves that guy. He's like walkingcartoon, getting socks as gifts, getting
closed as gifts, staying home insteadof going to the party, bedtime again,
watching documentaries. That really is Idon't know which comedian had the joke,

(46:45):
but I put documentaries and then atsome point you hit an age in
your life where you start studying WorldWar Two, like there's gonna be a
test. Yeah. I don't knowwho told that joke, but it's a
stand with comedian. It's like,yeah, it's just like, guys,
you start just you love World Wartwo, Like there's a huge test you're
studying for going to the grocery store. People said, when you're a kid,

(47:07):
man, that's the worst trip you'reforced to go. We didn't,
what do you think my mom's gonnaget a babysitter to go grocery shopping.
Hell, no, you we hadto go so like me and my brother
were hanging off the cart fight.I did not like the grocery store,
but people like going. Now mysister likes going groceries. I don't mind
it. I don't hate it.Like people tend to just spide time suck.

(47:30):
I don't hate it. I justlike wig out and I'm like,
no, I think it's a crosssection of people. It gets me to
see people. I don't mind itat all. I did not like it,
But that's a good answer taking abath your siblings? What sucked as
a child? Siblings? Yeah,of course you fought all the time.
Are you kidding me? There wasa really funny question. I don't know
if it was on the ex orTikTok. It was like quick question which

(47:52):
sibling were you? Were you theone getting chased with your sibling with the
knife or were you the sibling holdingthe knife? Because they're you was the
one with the knife? No,no, I don't believe that. Well
it's changed now, but well,I have my little brother is insane.
I have the scar on my thighnumber two pencil right in there. Thanks
Randy Ryan. Awesome, awesome,hope you're well, Bro, what a

(48:15):
jerk. You gotta keep them separated. I repinned that to the top of
our Facebook page. What sucked asa child but is now awesome as an
adult? It's fun, It's funto read your comments. I laughed at
spankings Facebook, at rod Ryan Show, Offspring, do your thing. This
has come out with Blake keep meSeparated. It must be the buzz or

(48:37):
find the buzz. Offspring come outplay keep me Separated? Rod Ryan Show
talking on Facebook and then kind ofcarrying it over to the on air show.
But on our Facebook page, itjust pinned at the top, what
sucked as a child but awesome asan adult. Listener Jeff said, if
you're gonna mention, if you're gonnamention brother Randy sticking that number two pencil

(48:59):
in your thigh again, you haveto mention you scarring your sister? All
right? What's a lunch box?All right? What's a lunchbox? This
doesn't need to be mentioned every time. I think it's fair. I whipped
my six million dollar man lunchbox atSue Ryan clocked her in the head.

(49:20):
Six stitches right on her eyebrow lineand after it, after a few beers.
If there's an ear nearby, she'llshare that story because she has the
scar on her face. Look whathe Oh, he's nice. Really look
at this scar right here. Ohmy god, look at my scar.

(49:40):
Oh my god. Even though hegot me a new mantress, look at
his scar he put on my face. All right? Thank you, Jeff,
Yes, I thank you, JazzI scarred my sister. Enough of
you. Rock and Alternative, TheRyan Morning Show, The Buzz twenty four
to five, The Buzz, GoodMorning, Ron Ryan Show. That's our

(50:01):
friend. Oliver Tree hurts ten percentchance of raying. Party Cloudy ninety six
will be the high today tat Tuesday, off and running. It's the number
one link today. I do wantto get into the food blog a little
bit, man. I don't alwayslike highlight that during the show. But
there's some really really good things onthere, some things that we need to

(50:22):
talk about. I feel like threeThings you Must See Today is pretty strong.
I know that Creed sold Out showis strong. We're gonna give you
tickets. We're gonna play the fivegame coming up at eight twenty and right
now we got Tessa with Houston's headlines. Okay, So the national story is
President Biden is expected to take executiveaction to limit asylum seekers when the number
of migrant crossing surges. So thisis an executive order expected today that would

(50:45):
allow border authorities to turn away migrantseeking asylum who crossed between legal courts of
entry. The restriction would kick inonce daily border crossings hit twenty five hundred.
Early voting is underway and Harris Countyfor the fourth election this year.
There are two conservatives two liberals runningfor two nonpartisan seats on the Harris Central
Appraisal District Board of Directors. Theboard is the board has rather three elected

(51:08):
seats which were formerly filled by appointment, but now you gotta vote on it.
And early voting started Monday and itcontinues through June eleventh. Americans can
turn literally anything into an alcoholic beverage. The hot and You drink for the
summer is a shot with the deadCicada, and it's a place in Chicago.
It's like a brewing company. Theyhave this liqueur that has been compared

(51:31):
to citrus slavored gasoline, So theybasically infuse a bunch of dead cicadas in
this bottle and then they pour youa shot. They toss the cicada,
you know, like it's heiling aworm kind of, and it sells.
Each shot is five dollars. Butif you really want one at home,
I mean, you don't have togo to Chicago. I guess you could

(51:52):
just make one, right. Areyou hearing them in the evening? They're
loud? Yeah, they're loud.Yeah, they are noticeably loud if you
take the time just to go outsideand sit for a second, they're here.
So I hear the cicadas and thenI see a lot of those silkworms
kill it. The caterpillar looking thingsget a little like a furry, little
wooly little silkworm babies. They're likeon those berry trees. Did somebody call

(52:15):
in and talk about yeah, theand said, that's okay. It looks
like they're taking over tree, butthey're not. They're just they're helping or
something. I forget to call them, yeah, but it was. It
was informative. It does kind oflook like they're suffocating the trees, doesn't
it. Yes, Okay, welllisten for millions of Americans finding cicadas,
isn't hard right now, because asRod mentioned, they're genuinely everywhere. You

(52:37):
know, it's going to be easyto find. Tell me the Wrecked Panty
shot on Friday, it did readilyavailable. And then Sweet Baby Race.
If you want to shot a SweetBaby Race, I don't think there's no
any charge for that. Are youa raw dog in that? Like?
No brib, no brisket slice?Like? I don't like that, Yes,
we are. I don't like that. I would say gross too,

(52:58):
quite gross? Okay, yesterday wasOh no, wait, let's talk about
American Gladiators first. A reboot ofthe competition series American Gladiators is in the
works for prime video. There's currentlya nationwide search for contestants to take on
these professional gladiators in the arena.So that to me says that they've already
cast the gladiators. I want tosee. I want to see what in

(53:20):
twenty twenty four and the year twentytwenty four, what does an American gladiator
look like? Like? I don'tknow, bro. Oh yeah, they
were pretty hardcore too, then,hoff Ice. Okay, fans of the
show will recognize the return of theclassic challenges, the eliminator. That's when
they have those sticks big all cutetip lo ca and sticks. Was the
one where they just shut missiles ateach other. Oh dude, that one

(53:40):
was great. That was the bestone. There's gonna be so the Hang
tough, the Eliminator. But there'sgonna be new games too. The original
American Gladiators ran from eighty nine toninety six, and then it was revived
for two seasons. But there's noword on when this new series will air
or who will host it. Yousaid, get JJ Watt as a gladiator,
but maybe he is a host fatiator. He'd be great as a host.

(54:01):
He's not glad. I agree.And you know here Traps Kelsey's booking
gigs too. You never know.Oh the Kelsey brothers could host. There
you go annoyingly. They could host. Okay, just Jason, guys,
it would be annoying. Yesterday wasnot a great day for Spotify image wise.
First, they announced they're raising theirprices. So the Individual plan going
from ten nine nine to eleven ninetynine. Okay, so iHeartRadio the app

(54:24):
is free. The Spotify plan isjumping from fourteen ninety nine to sixteen ninety
nine. The iHeart app is free, and the family plan is being raised
from sixteen ninety nine to nineteen ninetynine. The iHeart app is free.
Then the CEO Dan Egg put hisfoot in his mouth by saying it costs
close to zero to create content.His exact quote was today, with the

(54:46):
cost of creating content being close tozero, people can share an incredible amount
of content. Of course, anyonewho actually has to ever create content,
You guys have had to do this. I have to do this on social
media. Sometimes you're talking specifically,you're making most people are just doing a
dumb dance in their apartment that costsnothing to make. He's not wrong that,

(55:06):
are you kidding me? Choreography?Do you know how long that takes?
It doesn't cost money. Do youthink that people just naturally can like
come up But your time, youreffort, your sweat equity, that doesn't
count for anything. No, you'reyou're on the wrong side of this.
Actually. Now, I know thatyou've got to spend money at specs and
you buy alcohol to put in yourdrinks. But most people stand there and

(55:28):
do something dumb in front of theircamera. All these videos you guys scroll
to and that are addicted to,they take so much time and effort to
make, and you're underappreciating the cropmoney. He's saying it costs nothing.
It costs time. It costs time. But like not money is what you're
saying time, But you're saying timeis a valuable Time is extremely valuable.
It's our biggest asset. But ninetypeople that are on TikTok aren't monetizing it.

(55:52):
They're just doing a dumb dance infront of their phone. I don't
know. Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Music will tell
you. Anyone that actually creates content, which some people still like to call
music, will tell you that doesnot in fact cost zero to make,
as if you're doing it right,it is not free. Those are Houston's
headlines taking Alex Astro's got to win. Last night they beat the Cardinals seven

(56:14):
to four. Alex Gregman, Yaniyour Daz, and Jordan Alvarez all homer
in the game for Houston. They'regonna play the Cardinals again this evening.
Spencer Araghedty's gonna be on the moundfor this DROs. He'll be going up
against Saint Louis and Andre Polante firstpitches at seven ten. You can listen
to the game on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety That is what's
going on in sports Maam Houston's RockHouston's Alternative, and The Rod Ryan Morning

(56:37):
Show US ninety four five the busGood Morning rod Ryan Show. Halfway part
of the show pick Hope ten percentchance rain Hope today and tonight partly Claude
Skies Hi's them around ninety six.Let's kind of reset here that we are.
Somebody just yelled out. It wasthe halfway point. Soty two vot

(57:00):
votes favorite soda of the Big Four'sa big story today. He's got its
own blog page. Dr Pepper isnow number two in the country. Coke
is I don't think. I mean, I'm not gonna say that it's never
gonna be dethroned. I don't know. They might do something, but Coke,
doctor Pepper, Pepsi, and Sprite. That's your Big four. Okay,

(57:22):
I'm not saying it's your personal favorite, but that's what sells the most
in America. Doctor Pepper now atnumber two, number one on our Favorite
Soda blow or on our favorite Sodapoll question this morning, which regionally it's
you know, doctor Pepper's always beenhuge down here, forty four percent of
you say doctor Pepper is number one, thirty five percent Coke Believe it or

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not, Sprite comes in third,and then Pepsi with not quite ten percent
of the vote. Interesting on thesprite, do you care if it's going
to be a full, fully leadedmixer? Is there a difference between a
sprite and a seven up for you? Does it matter if you're mixing let's

(58:05):
just say vodka. Does it matterto you which one they have? No,
And it's not normally a choice Igo with. But as if you're
talking like a seven and seven ora seven in sprite, there's no difference
to seven and seven used to bemy drink, used to be my drink.
It is a cool drink to orderseven and seven double line. Yeah,
I just thought it sounded good.It does good to Yeah, it's
pretty sugary because that seven up isreally all these pops so does Yeah,

(58:27):
you know, tons of sugar inthem. But so that's a story that's
on links and guests, and we'vekind of made that into our poll question.
Adam Murray sent me an email yesterday. He said, Rod, I'm
not sure how long it's been,but I've always been a big fan of
the five. Do you think youcould play that game again? Well,
yeah, we will play it again. So we're gonna play the five game
coming up in just a little bit. You had mentioned this maybe last week.

(58:51):
Today is only Tuesday. I don'tthink you talked about it yesterday.
Did you start watching that ren Fest? Yeah, documentary? So ren Fair
is a documentary about the Texas Renaissancefestival that just dropped on HBO Max on
Sunday. I just heard from theirPR group. Oh something, okay,
cool, So I think it's Ithink it's doing weekly episodes because I was

(59:12):
only able to watch the first one. Now is it about ren fares around
the country or is it specifically aboutthe Houston one. No, it's about
Todd mission, It's about this one. It's about King George, who was
the creator of that whole town,who bought the land, and what it's
become and how it's basically the biggestRenaissance festival in the country, in the
world. Maybe yeah, Are youinterested in seeing what their official stances on

(59:35):
you know what? Absolutely? Imean? Are they is it scandalous?
Is it? Are they dragging them? It's got a potential the way.
So it's just episode one now youhave to so bear with me here.
There is a little bit of thereare interesting characters. It's weird, but
RedFest is weird, right, Yeah, they're weird, so of course the
creator of it a little weird himself, a little quirky guy, old older

(59:57):
gentleman. Is he a guy thatwas formerly a part one of them that
kind of went out on his ownNow he's exposing them. Yeah, I'm
trying to think what the angle is. No, so it's King George and
who basically he's old now and theytalked to him and he's like, I
want to basically sell the festival soI can focus on finding a companion and
living out the rest of my daysin my garden. Like he's kind of
done with the festival. That's thebig king, the big guy that with

(01:00:19):
the beard. It comes in herewith no chicken legs, no turkey legs.
No, that's who plays the kingat the Renaissance Festival. So the
true owner, the true owner.He has been the king before, but
that's what he used to do backin the day. Now he's very old
and he just handles the business sideof it. So now it's like,
who's he going to sell the festivalto? Gotcha? All right, here's
the on behalf of the time,on behalf of the Texas Renaissance Festival,

(01:00:39):
we have been asked to distribute thefollowing statement. I'll kind of go through
just some of this. The TexasRenaissance Festival is aware of the HBO docu
series would feature some of our staffand former employees. While we acknowledge the
quality of production and the participation ofindividuals associated with our organization, TRF emphasizes
its commitment to remaining neutral in itspublic statements regarding external productions. As an

(01:01:04):
organization, we strive to provide adiverse and inclusive environment for all patrons and
participants participants. It goes on tosay, while we cannot comment on the
content or portrayal within the HBO docuseries, we extend our best wishes to
all involved in the production. Sothey are saying pretty neutral on this whole
thing. We hope that viewers willenjoy the series and gain insight into the

(01:01:24):
unique experiences and talents of those featured. So it doesn't sound like it's a
juicy expose. Here's what's happening behindthe scenes. At Renfest. Well,
it just tells me that some peoplein the thing. Everyone's right now,
everyone's employee, everyone's employed, Noone's fired yet. So that makes me

(01:01:45):
want to watch episode two for sure, because I'm like, okay, employees,
they're introducing the big players. Who'sgoing to get fired? What's up?
And what direction is this going in? I really enjoyed it. I
took London. I love it.She went when she was a little baby.
Stroller first timer is kind of rightas a kid, I took it.
I took her when she was alittle baby and a stroller, and

(01:02:07):
I think I took my mom andSue up there. So I went a
couple of times. I got invitedto the King's Feast before, and that
was awesome. I mean, thegals that work that King's Feast there,
everybody's a performer, and I havenothing but great things to say about my
experience there. I think it's weird. I think it's weird when someone is
in character and they don't it don'tbreak huzza huzza finds there? How be

(01:02:31):
it thou. It's weird to methat there's are you being paid or are
you just being Are you just walkingaround just being a weirdo. Everybody cannot
be on the payroll. It's adifferent land. I took my family for
the first time, not knowing whatto expect either, and we were like
hit we both we all left feelinglike what was that? That was awesome?

(01:02:52):
Whatever that was that was awesome?I don't know ultimately with my with
my weirdness and I just I findit. But we walked away saying we
had a good time. It's fun. It's great for the family. If
you hit it when it's good weatherand it's not super hot, it's it's
like one of the best things tobe at. What I've never done because

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it's so far away. I've nevergone there and partied like I've never like,
you know, like camped, noteven that. But it's just it's
even like uber like gone over therewith the intention of like drinking meat all
day, getting wasted, get inhammer and partying with like the ren folks.
I have never had that experience.If they would put a Marriott right

(01:03:35):
outside the entrance, like live inlike a tent, shut up a castle.
Did you ride in on your centauror your car today, let's go.
He just hopped off his If theyput a Marriott right across the street,
I would do that experience and Iwould get wasted. You don't deserve

(01:03:57):
You don't deserve that experience. Thechicks with their horses and their jugs,
like they're resting their chin on theirjugs. I'd love to get Yeah,
I'd love to get a hammered outthere. It's just so far and I'm
always the one that drives. SoI don't even have one drinks. Actually,
what if you went and you camped? You hate camping? Okay?

(01:04:18):
The camping thing has passed me by. Okay, I'm not sleeping on a
rock, Okay, so I canget wasted on mead. We have to
borrow where's Ron Hoover? We needto borrow a RB. Where are they
they hang with us? Sometimes?Is there like hookups for that? I
feel like that's tent partying. There'shookups, not that kind of hookups.

(01:04:40):
I know there's hook hookups, hookupfor like a win a bago? Yes,
roll, what part of hazzad?Don't you get all of it?
I really to be honest with you, come it up. We're gonna come
it up. We're gonna play alittle game. You can watch that and
we're not associated with it either,but that renfest is on HBO X Yes,
okay, The rod Ryan Morning Showsix to ten am, The Buzz,

(01:05:04):
Hony four five, The Buzz,Welcome back rod Ryan's Show. My
man Alex over there getting set up, getting ready to play the five game.
He's got to he's gotta get allthe levers in. He's got to
make sure that the we haven't fedthose gators in a while. We got
a moat full of snapping gators.Okay, gotta put you in a death
roll. You're done. Okay,So the levers. He's checking all the

(01:05:27):
levers, and who's going to getdropped into the moat? One of you
will survive the five game and win. Creed sold out tickets, ten percent
chance of raying partly Cloudy Hive ninetysix. What's trending? If I say
Roaring Kitty, like, do youknow who that is? If I say
do you know who Roaring Kitty is? I am not on TikTok as much
as you. Okay, no,it's not. It has nothing to do

(01:05:48):
with TikTok ok. It's about thedude behind the game. Stop push.
Remember they made a documentary about thatGame Stop Stop. Well he recently he
had kind of disappeared from well,he resurfaced and the stock it was affecting,
the stock prices resurface. They arethreatening each trade is considering kicking him
off of their platform because they cannotkeep up with the activity behind this Game

(01:06:08):
Stop stock. So it's okay,so that's what the thing. People are
like. Okay, when you know, big corporations do things like this,
it's fair game. But one guy, you know, maybe uh yeah,
interacts with the system a little toomuch, people get upset. So anyway,
the game Stop shares are just surgingas much as eighty percent before the

(01:06:30):
market even opens, right, Sothat's what's going on right now. Because
he's posting online. People are hoton the trail again of ror Kitty,
who had been active for a reallylong time. A lot of people look
to him for their finantual, theirinvestment advice. You know, he's kind
of their leader. There's other peopleto look for out there, just just
troll stocks, don't Yeah, there'syou know, hell, there's plenty of

(01:06:56):
other people. Did you hear aboutthis seventy four year old woman who was
pronounced dead and hot hospice care.Yeah, there's a big story this morning.
And then later at the funeral home, at her own funeral, they
noticed like she was still breathing.Yeah, so then they perform a CPR
on her. She had to betaken to the hospital. She's still alive.
And now the Sheriff's County is thethe Sheriff's apartment is investigating. But

(01:07:17):
no criminal charge at or depending.But the investigation is still ongoing. It's
like, okay, back from thedead. Literally, did she ever die?
We don't know. So that's abig story. The Starliner, we'll
try again. The Boeing built Starlinerspacecraft is hoping the third times of charm.
There's another launch windows set for tomorrowmorning. Again, guys, I

(01:07:41):
don't set my clock to these theselaunches and these lift offs anymore. That's
what's shedding on nighty for five ofus, all right, How the lover's
working, everything's working everything. Yeah, so we can bring on five people,
correct, and then you will justcannibalize one another on the air.
Last person remaining will score the creedsold out tickets. That's it. Adam

(01:08:09):
Murray sent me the email yesterday.He said it's one of his favorite games
to listen to on the air.Adam, why don't you get in the
game? Yeah, Adam, okay, why don't you get in the games?
I did get back to me.I said, okay, we're gonna
play that game. You got it. You asked for it, you got
it. At eight twenty so sevenone three two one two five nine four
five, If you would like tobe a member of the five Ryan celebrating

(01:08:30):
twenty years on the Buzz, twentyyears of the most beautiful man any of
us have ever met. Yeah,yeah, ninety four, five, ninety
four or five the Buzz. Goodmorning, Rod Ryan's show on a tat
Tuesday, ten percent chance of ringpart of the Claudi's Guys highs them around

(01:08:50):
ninety six. We're on the Xthis morning at Rob Ryan's show. The
Big four sodas are competing for yourfavor this morning. What is your favorite
of the Big four? Dr Pepperis still in the lead. I looked
at it quickly and now it's refreshing. Yep. Dr Pepper forty five percent
coming back though thirty six percent ofthe vote. Sprite in third place,

(01:09:13):
which nationally it's in fourth, andPepsi in fourth place. Who just got
dethroned as the big number two sodain the country. Dr Pepper. I
know it's hard for you guys tothink that came out of nowhere because you
grew up with it being such abig having such a huge presence here.
But nationally, I'm still scratching myhead. What are they doing over there?

(01:09:36):
Or is it because you were lookingat that article and Pepsi spreading themselves
too thin because they have so manyother brands. Yeah, I guess they've
been focused more on like their foodand maybe not as big into the marketing
push and not as popular with theyouths. Sum Well, guys, that's
on the X. What are weoffering up as a ticket? Here is
a good one? Oh yeah,this is a great one. A pair

(01:09:58):
of tickets see Creed on their summerninety nine tour with three doors down and
Finger eleven sold out, show soldout. I'm gonna bring five of you
on. Alex is the executioner here, he's the he's the man that's working
the levers. I'm gonna say hito Ray Hello, ray Alry brother,

(01:10:19):
welcome to the five. Bringing youon. First, let's say hello to
say hi to White Rodney, TheOther White Rodney. Good morning, White
Rodney. Good to have you on. I'm doing well, thank you.
I don't know which cool is oneof our cool karens cool Karen, good
morning, good morning, good morningto you. Good to have you in

(01:10:45):
the five. Mix it up tobe here, Chris, Good morning,
Chris. Here's good morning, rodRyan Show. Welcome to the five,
Chris, thanks and rounding out ourelite crack squad of listeners. Family members,
What am my kid? What amI kid? Myself? Family members?

(01:11:06):
My man? Andy, Good morning, brother, Good morning, Andy,
Welcome to the five. All Right, you guys are all on one
stick here, so I need youall to be very very quiet. White
Rodney, Chris, Ray, Andy, Karen. I'm gonna pick on one

(01:11:29):
of you, and I'm going toask you to get rid of somebody,
not by name, but by whatnumber phone line they're on. One of
you is sitting on one, two, somebody's online three, four, five,
don't choose the line you're on.All right, here we go.

(01:11:54):
I see why this guy wanted toplay this game. I like it too.
Thank you Adam for the suggestion.The other White Rodney, I'm gonna
give you, uh I'm gonna letyou go Firstna, I'm gonna ask you
to pick a pick a line one, two, three, four or five.
Who would you like to get ridof? What line? And then
I'll tell you who's on that line. You're on one of those. I'm

(01:12:16):
gonna go with line one, linenumber one. It's unfortunate. It's unfortunate
for that person. They have togo, yeah, uh, what Rodney,
you want one? I mean they'regonna go into the moat, the

(01:12:39):
snapping gators that you want line oneout of here one, line one,
Chris, you're online one. Oh, it's terrible. Oh, he has
ripped his arm off. We're awful, guy, White Rodney. Not even

(01:13:00):
nice of you. Andy, Andy, Yes, sir, my man,
Andy, Well we know line one. It's a mass down there. There's
fingers. It's it's awful. Linetwo, three, four, and five.
You tell me what line we're gettingrid of, Andy, Line three,

(01:13:27):
Line number three, Oh, hm, ilmost got rid of the wrong
person. That signaling to Alley.They're like, oh, we don't want
to. We don't want to killthe wrong person off sitting a line number
three. Ray, I'm sorry,Ray is gone. Ray is gone.

(01:13:56):
Line one and line three. Outof here. Karen thinks she's not gonna
get called on today. She thinksshe's just gonna sandbag this whole thing.
Well, guess what I got newsfor you, Karen? All Right,
what I'm going to ask of you? Karen? Are you still with us?
I'm here? Okay, right,terrifying. I'm gonna have you choose

(01:14:26):
a line to get rid of.Available lines are two, four, and
five. You know your ass ison one of those. Your ass is
on one of those lines. Don'tchoose the one that you're sitting on.
Two four or five? Who aregetting rid of? Karen, Let's get
rid of line five, line five. That would be a piss or if

(01:14:50):
you were on that line. Itold you your ass wasn't on one of
them. I did warn you.You want to change your answer? No,
I don't you stay with five.Yes, he was my man Andy,
but now he's got Oh. Ohthey teared him the shreds. It's

(01:15:18):
oh, it's a blood bath.Oh the moat is all ready, Karen.
I got line two and I haveline four. I'm gonna pull something
that I haven't pulled in this gamebefore. Pull it. I'm going back

(01:15:38):
to Karen. I'm going back toCarry's. Are you crazy? Headed back
to Karen? Karen, Karen,line kry, line two, line four.
You did such a good job lasttime. I think you got this.
What line would you like to makeit? Would you like me to

(01:15:59):
uh well kill kill off? WhiteRodney just sitting there not do it?
Not minding his own business? Linefour, Line two, Karen, who
we getting rid of? WHOA tellingme to pick line four? You're picking
line four? Who's available? Butyou went with four. I want to

(01:16:24):
ask you the same thing I askedto you when he got rid of my
man Andy. You want to changeyour answer? No, I don't.
You're staying with four ah sitting onlinenumber four, Karen, you just killed
yourself arm Caroen. Did you dothat? I asked why? I asked

(01:16:50):
her if she wanted to change lines? She said no. The other White
Rodney yea is a word? Pick? Yeah? Who were you mad that
I didn't pick you to pick thatlast one? I don't think, I

(01:17:12):
though, I don't think I've everasked somebody to pick twice in a row.
I was web to say, didWhite Rodney? He just seemed quiet?
He just lays low, flew rightunder that radar the whole time.
He picked earlier in the game.But I went with Karen. I went
back to back with Karen, SoI mean she picked herself. White Rodney,
you outlived you out survived, yououtlived you made it. Dude,

(01:17:32):
you're the last man standing in thefive. What are you giving them?
Oh? You get the creen tickets? Dude, sold out show summer of
ninety nine to three Doors Down Fingereleven. You're going congrats, very much
appreciated. All the Rodneys are goingto that show. All right, bro,
great job. Karen. I askedif you wanted to change your mind.
She said no. He us thRockus his alternative and the rod Ryan

(01:17:54):
Morning Shows ninety four five, Thebuzz s Puber Road coming up on the
nine o'clock hour. We've only gota little over a one hour together.
Don't worry. We're gonna take careof you. The Rob Zombie Ellis Cooper
tickets early in the nine I prevailhailstorm tickets on Know the Show percent chance

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of rain part of the Claude Highof ninety six one more time. Tessa
Houston's headlines please so present in Bidenis expected to take executive action to limit
asylum seekers when the number of migrantcrossing surges. The restriction would kick in
once daily border crossings hit twenty fivehundred at the legal ports of entry.
Early voting is under Wayne Harris Countyfor the fourth election this year. Two
Conservatives and two liberals are running fornonpartisan seats. It's the Harris Central Appraisal

(01:18:41):
District Board of Directors. It's beingvoted on. Early voting started on Monday
and continues through June eleventh. Thesethis board has three elected seats. They
were formerly filled by appointment only.I drink Doctor Pepper and Fouber. I'm
out of an original crowd can giveyou rend these days. I'm looking at

(01:19:04):
this commercial. I'm wondering if itwas filmed here in Texas. I can't
tell. This is really old.What you got, doctor Pepper? Yeah,
the Cold Wars are taking an unexpectedturn. Doctor Pepper is now tied
with Pepsi as the second most popularsoda in the US. Those are that
means that the numbers are kind ofthe same on the chart, but you

(01:19:26):
have Pepsi going down and Doctor Peppergoing up, So really, technically doctor
Pepper winning the silver medal here theWall Street Journal reports the traditional versions of
the carbonated beverages are basically neck andneck, but this is a spot Pepsi
had consistently held for the last fourdecades, and now Dr Pepper really taking
over. A recent success with DoctorPepper, which isn't technically even a cola,

(01:19:48):
is attributed to heavy marketing, newflavors and TikTok videos. Coke is
still by far the winner, rakingin more than twice the revenue. Angel
Reese wants people to put respect onher name. This Chicago Sky rookie feels
she deserves credit for making the WNBApopular now, not just Caitlin Clark.
Reese's remarks come just days after herfirst game against Clark, which definitely wasn't

(01:20:10):
without controversy, as Angel's teammate KennedyCarter took that cheap shot at Caitlin Clark
that resulted in a flagrant foul abunch of criticism. I believe there was
a fine. So Reese also gotsome flak for that hard foul because her
reaction to it. People did peopledid not like. She was asked about

(01:20:30):
what happened, and she's like,look, this all started from the national
Championship game where Reese kind of didthat like you can't see me face.
She said she's been dealing with thisfor two years. She says she will
always be the bad guy, andshe's okay with it. She says she
takes that role because look where women'sbasketball is. People are all talking about
women's basketball. You would never thinkthat people would be talking about women's basketball

(01:20:51):
like this. Can you do youhave her quote though, what she said
about Kaitlyn Clark, like it's notjust her? Do you have the quote?
Uh? Yes? I thought II might be able to like alter
it a little bit, okay,and it would make a little bit more
sense to me. It's not justbecause of one person. It's because of
me too. And I want youto realize that it's not just because of
one person. You know what wouldaffixed it for me? And again,

(01:21:12):
she doesn't need to make me happy. It's not just Kaitlyn Clark, it's
us too. The fact that shesaid it's me too is what's cringey to
me. If she changed one wordnot a villain, but not a villain.
I mean, I think you canrelate to this as anyone you've probably
said one word that rubbed someone thewrong way. Of course, you know
they're gonna, they're gonna, youknow, and you're cringey to them in

(01:21:34):
that way, and it's like,okay, but but I'm here, I'm
I'm one of the movers and shakers. I would like some respect on my
name. And she again, Idon't think she's completely wrong here. And
I will tell you who is gettingaway scott free in this are freaking Caitlyn
Clark's teammates. Why don't they haveher bag? Because I'll tell you what,
if the number one person was onany other team and they were getting

(01:21:56):
all the attention, you bet yourass I would be taking a shot at
them every time. We're gonna takeshots at Kaitlyn Clark. That girl.
Where are her teammates having her back? Yeah? They checked that knocked down
Kaitlyn Clark. Her and Caitlyn Clark'steammate should have Florida. Body should have
Florida. And nobody stuck up SirKatelyn even floor her because that's not the
reaction. You go up to Kaitlyn, you say, hey, you good.

(01:22:16):
I know you're good. Are yougood? Do we have this?
We're a teammate everyone's coming for youthis season. You know that good.
Somebody roughs up Tom Brady. Okay, what do you what are you making
your faces about? Beat her ass? That offensive line if somebody takes a
cheap shot, get a flagrant foulto somebody takes a cheap shot at Tom
Brady all those years, that offensiveline ain't putting up with that. I'm
saying, that's your quarterback. Soher teammate, I agree with you,

(01:22:40):
that teammate should have went at thatchick, that that leveled her. Yeah,
And I don't think like a retaliationlike hit back, because it's not
an it's not a football game,and you're just gonna get a technical foul
too and put your team in aneven worse position. But you gotta let
people know, Hey, this isour girl, this is our girl,
and her teammates didn't do that.No, they didn't. Okay. Sometimes
it takes being featured in movie oron a TV show for forgotten song to

(01:23:01):
find new life. Crack dot Comput together a list of seven of those
songs that were brought back from thedead. This is a big one,
Running up that Hill by Kate Bush. It was on Stranger Thing season four,
and really one of the most recentthings on this list. Some of
the older stuff Rod you were goingthrough Stuck in the Middle with You by
Steeler's Wheel and Reservoir Dogs Moving inninety two bo he made Rhapsody by Queen
and Wayne's World Believe It or Notby Joey Scarberry and Seinfeld. Friend down,

(01:23:28):
friend of Eli said, that's howhe learned about that Queen song.
He's of that age that when hewatched Wayne World, Wayne's World, he
never heard that song before. Yeah, see I was a child. That
was his introduction to Queen. Sothat's it's a very specific list of songs
that went away and were resurrected bythem being featured in a movie. It's
a great list and there's a loton that music blog page today. Those
are sed she got the Astros gotto win last night. They beat the

(01:23:53):
Cardinals seven to four. Alex Bregman, Yini Year Diaz, and Jordan Alvarez
all homed in the game for Houston. They're gonna play the Ardners again this
evening. Spencer are Getty will bein the Mountain for this show, so
he'll be going up against Sint LouisIs Andre Polante first pitches at seventeen.
You can listen to the game onour sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety
that What's going on in Sports Houston, Houston's alternative and home of The Rod

(01:24:15):
Ryan Morning Show ninety four or five, The Buzz ninety four or five,
The Buzz, Good Morning, rodRyan Show, a ic Man in the
Box, last hour together, nineoh seven ten percent chance to rain Bowl
today and tonight party Cloudy Skies ninetysix will be the high. We were
talking a little while. I mean, it's the week of everyone's excited.

(01:24:38):
Ditch Day is coming up on Friday. A few people asking me about what
is what are the ingredients in theWrecked Panties? I don't know. I've
never come up with the ingredients forany of our drinks. Whether it was
the Bill Parker who chimed in earlythis morning, first phone call, to
the black Hole Sun, to theCrap Johnson, to that Chili Brown,

(01:25:00):
I don't get involved in that.That's not my thing. I don't know
what my thing is, but that'snot it coming up with drinks. So
Gunner and his great staff will comeup with something amazing, because I gotta
get that from gunn too. Idon't want to throw around that number.
I thought it was something around fourhundred of those shots sold last year.
I think portion of that went tocharity. I believe we are not doing

(01:25:20):
the cicada shot. You're talking aboutthis bar in Chicago selling five dollars shots
of cicada infused booze. Yes,and I like how this. They claim
the natural flavor of the cicadas addsa lot. It's reminiscent of succulent lobster.
You're not gonna tell me that acicada's ass is anything tastes anything like
a lobster's ass. Okay, totallyone way to find out, really though.

(01:25:43):
Yeah, I mean, listen,I've had to do the grasshopper thing
before. I've had to do someof the bugs. I've eaten the worm
in the tequila or in the mescal. Gross. So I have that on
the food blog page for you.I've got a great article that you cook
and your steak's all wrong. Yeah, I'll tell you what. The thing

(01:26:03):
that they really the two big thingsthat they talk about with steak is number
one, not taking it out ofthe refrigerator and putting it right on the
grill, a room temperature steak.That's what you start with it to pull
it out. I think like ahalf hour thirty minutes before you cook it.
And then this is where I fallshort. I'm hungry, I'm smelling

(01:26:25):
steak. That thing comes off thegrill. I'm not letting it rest,
don't, all right, don't.But letting it rest for five to ten
minutes allows the juices to redistribute themselves. So that's on the food blog page
today, Hidden Valley. I knowyou guys love your ranch all right,
limited time only HelloFresh ranchflight dot com. What did you say, Rod?

(01:26:48):
I got a link up for you. Hidden Valley Ranch partnered with HelloFresh by
mail. You can order a flightof ranch dressing. Interesting. You got
the go Go Go chew jang.It's like the chili paste that's used in

(01:27:09):
Korean food. Oh okay, Ido like that. Sure, I'm saying
it wrong. Gaucho Rancho Southwest Southwestseasoning and Chipotle powder the frankin ranch branch
mixed with easy Frank's I've read.So yeah, you can get a flight
of ranch dressings. So and thenyou get a plastic flask. So you

(01:27:31):
guys think we're crazy for doing sweetbaby rays. They're giving you a flask.
We're ahead of the curve to holdyour ranch. Okay, you mention,
bust it out. They a ata festival. Hey dude, you
want a nip? What is it? Ranch? Frankin ranch? I never
leave home without it. Finally,on the food blog page, which is
not the last thing on there,because today's cheese day too geese, they

(01:27:55):
say this is the perfect breakfast food. Why argue about what's better? Pancakes
or French toast. Of course,some TikToker came up with some wacky hybrid
called pancaked French toast. You makeFrench toast, then you dip it in
pancake batter, then you make apancake around it. He said, it

(01:28:15):
is the absolute perfect breakfast food.It's pancakes with a piece of bread in
the middle. I really like Frenchtoast more than pancakes. What do you
put on your French toast? Doyou treat it like a pancake? Butter
and syrup, same things. Soit's waffles, pancakes, French toast,
those are all the same. Yeah, okay, they all get the French

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and French toast is better than wafflesto me too. What about borrowing from
the ranch? Guys? What abouta breakfast flight? And it's one pancake,
one waffle, one French toast?That's what? Why are we not
doing this? Someone should do it? I mean, is that what a
grand slam is? I don't knowwhat he's for too long over this and
they should just put it all together. Yeah, okay, when you make

(01:29:00):
French toast, you make it oryou No, I can't make it.
I don't make it. Egg andbread, yeah, yeah, I don't
do that. I don't. Idon't even scramble my eggs like I just
crack it right in the pan.Like I'm just just two time consuming,
so busy. So yeah, I'mso so many jobs. I'm so busy.
I can't do it. I don'thave time. Okay, so what
so you whip the egg? Okay, you put a little pro hack vanilla,

(01:29:27):
yeah okay, cinnamon okay, seein the egg. But I don't
do it. And if you haveheavy whipping cream, oh, I mean
listen, fat boy just got fator saying that? So yeah, heavy
whipping cream in the egg, cinnamon, vanilla, whip it? You know,
just what a fork, yeah,and then dip the bread in it.
See. I don't really keep thosethings on hand, big fluffy bread.

(01:29:49):
I want like a thick toast pagepacked. Today Delicious didn't se anybody
giving away free cheese today on CheeseDay, it was hell it can't we
have it? It was her free, Like where can I go? Like?
Can I get some Deli cheese?We're stealing cheese. I thought McDonald
should have said, come on inand we'll just be stealing it. We'll

(01:30:10):
fling you a piece of cheese whenyou come in or something, you know
somebody. I thought somebody would havejumped on that. They know we buy
it on our own. Let's giveaway some tickets. Rob Zombiellis Cooper Freaks
on Parade twenty twenty four to four. All right, I've got him,
We've got him. I'll take callher ten seven one three two two five

(01:30:30):
four five Betty four five to bus. Welcome back, rod Ryan Show,
go over to the phone here.Hello, hello, hello, her butter,
Hello, hello dumb her butter.Hello, Hey who is this?

(01:30:55):
Hi? Mary? I'm Mary,I'm Rod. Oh I can't believe your
color. Ten. Oh my gosh, I'm sorry to mess with you crazy?
What is Mary one? I justwant Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper tickets.

(01:31:15):
Yeah, thanks so much. Iwanted to see Alex Cooper for a
soul. Oh have you never seenhim? I have not? No,
Yeah, that's my name. He'sone of the godfathers, you know,
a metal rock however you want tolook at him? Yeah, that's a
musty, that's a bucket list thing. So I'm happy, Mary, I'm

(01:31:38):
so happy that you're gonna be goingto that show. Hang on the phone
for you. Chili will set youup with those tickets. September fifteenth.
Okay, Woodland's Pavilion, You're ready, all right, Thank you so much,
man, thank you, thank youfor listening. Alex Online. It's
Alex Online ninety four five the much. Okay, what you got today's a

(01:31:58):
well is hockey wi. You're gonnatry and see if you can look at
these NHL players and match them totheir famous wives. Yeah, hockey guys
have a pretty hot chick, prettygood and uh, Carrie Underwood. Ever
heard of her? Yeah, she'sa hockey broad under She's just a hockey
wife, Carrie Underwood. She doesnothing else right now, why you're having

(01:32:23):
fun with the fellas just being oneof the guys. I'm not a guy
talk what is think about it?What is Carrie Underwood really known for being
a hockey wife? I think sothat's what she's thinking. Line one of
the Wikipedia biggest accomplishment. Obviously youhave all of your your musical accolades after

(01:32:44):
being a hockey wife. Go checkit out and see if you compare these
these ladies with their dudes. TheWelcomes rad Byan show page, the buzz
dot Com, The Rod Ryan Showfive ninety four or five, the buzz
Man. They just churn out hitafter hit after hit after hit man.

(01:33:06):
That is shine down. They areunstoppable. Kind of say the same thing
about Papa Roach right now. I'mlike, they're like on the on the
glow up. These bands that havebeen around. I mean, these bands
have been around for a long time. These are all bands that played the
second stage at Buzzfest back in theday. And man, they're still putting
out quality products. It's good.I'm so glad. Well, I hope

(01:33:26):
you're off to a great day.I hope you're the start to your day
was good. It's ninet thirty one. You see nothing about a ten percent
chance of raining partly cloudy skies highesup around ninety six. I've had some
guys that have emailed me that havetaken issue with some comments that I've made.
We were talking about Angel Reese earlier. Of course, I get people
compent, you know, taking somethingthat I say on the air, and

(01:33:47):
they're like, well, you know, Rod, if you just looked into
this a little more, and Ican tell you, and I know I've
shared this with you before. There'sjust something incredibly nerve but still kind of
appealing a little bit about cruising aroundwith a metal detector, Like it's super
nerdy to me, it's funny.It's like fun but I I'm not gonna

(01:34:11):
get one, but you want one. I think you're gonna get one.
I'm not. I'll never use it. I'll never use it. I told
you you're getting one for Christmas fromme. They tore down a building in
New Orleans. They tore down abuilding in New Orleans across the way,
and there's all these nerds out there, okay, fanny packs, and they're
out there and they're they're looking forI don't know what are they looking for.

(01:34:32):
So we went worry about it.When they find it, you're gonna
be they'll be the last ones laughing. I went to Hector's Hardware and I
bought like a hundred washers and Ijust hummed them everywhere in the morning.
That's not right for the morning show. And then we just saw him picking
up washers the whole show. Itwas awesome, like, oh, they
got another washer, right? Allright? What else do I lump into

(01:34:53):
this and this? So I've heardfrom the metal detecting people. I don't
really make fun I don't really makefun of quiddish, I don't know.
And people playing quick okay, renaissancepeople LARPing. You know what LARPing is?
LARPing layered Yeah, LARPing. Okay, that's funny to me. Yeah,
I don't want to do that.I make fun of disc golf,

(01:35:16):
and I kind of want to playwhen I make fun of disc golf.
Six emails, So you're just projecting. It's wanting like you're not really hate.
It's more of a like. Iwish I could get into that more
like, but I'm not like that. I want that nerd life. If
it is nerd life in fact,don't they look so happy? And then
I'll include one more. I'll includeone more in this reality shows. No,

(01:35:42):
totally off base, totally off basetalking about getting outside. Okay,
what else? Magnet fishing? Dude? Okay, now hang on, let's
go. Do you know it?Does? Everybody? Do you know what
it is? Now? Do youknow what it is? Yeah? What?
How would you explain magnet fishing?Somebody? Somebody? I would explain
set of bait. On the endof your fishing hook. You would put

(01:36:04):
a magnet to tract more metal.Yes, very powerful magnet, right city
magnet, a very powerful magnet onall encompassing and powerful magnet. They put
guns and rivers and stuff. Whatold shwim bicycle? Now it's nerdy.

(01:36:26):
And because you're here, my friendMark went out got one hoome. He's
out there throwing the thing in there. But I think it just got snagged
and that was it. I don'tthink he does it. He tried it
a couple of times. Nobody ever, nobody ever posts and gets a million
views on them throwing a magnet andthen it getting stuck in a log in
the water and then they never gettheir magnet back. That video does not
get a million views. As amatter of fact, I don't think anybody's

(01:36:47):
even posted that. But what was? But what was posted? And it's
headlining three things you Must see todayQueens, New York. A couple was
magnet fishing in a park last Foray. They reeled in a safe. Now
they're one hundred thousand dollars inside thesafe. Keep it, they call the

(01:37:12):
cops. No one has reported asafe missing, so I think they hang
onto it for a little bit andthen they get to keep it. Now
the money is pretty trashed, soI don't know what they did try,
But yeah, I know, whatare you gonna put in the oven?
I don't know about that, butI think you will have clotheslines going all
throughout your house trying to But yeah, one hundred dollars bills. They found

(01:37:35):
one hundred thousand dollars inside of asafe. That's what's up, helliad yeah,
and again magnet fishing. I'm backin the magnet fishing game. I
was never out. I'm never gonnado it. Welcome, I'm never gonna
do it. Why do you playa big magnet? The magazine dot com?
All right? Done? Look atAmazon right now real quick, for
I'm about that. A lot offree time I'm doing some magnet fishing.

(01:37:58):
Can you just She'll love it?Can you can both? Amazon? I
got you herd border magnet magnet fishing. Wow, I can't get fishing kit.
Yeah, of course there's fifty sevendollars. We could be up and
going wow seven and then you findone hundred k. You're a big chime.
I want to get how do theyrate the power of a magnet?

(01:38:20):
Is it? Does it a hundred? And what it'll hold to one and
twenty? Wait? They could holdup to one and twenty five pounds?
Oh my god, that's noble sidedfishing magnet bundle packclude six millimeter one hundred
foot high strength Nilon carabiner, nineslip nylon gloves, thread locker, grappling
hook, and tape. I'm orderingit now, dude, you're hauling safe.

(01:38:43):
I'm gonna current events. Dude,get it out. It's a magnet.
Dude, go down, go downto Lake Conrod. You might grab
one of those. I was alwaystold that there was bulldozers in the bottom.
Dude, dips, bro, what'sa we use bullet? Like?
We could sell a bulldozer refurbished,refurbished. I've gotta imagine them breads,
hurt, water damage. I gottaimagine those are hurting down there. But
I can just see YouTube videos wherewe just like, do you fix it

(01:39:04):
up and then monetize those three things? You must see today. Hell,
they reeled in a safe one hundredgrand magnet fishing. It's not nerdy,
it's awesome. We're all gonna berich. It's the Buzz for five The
Buzz. Good morning, Rot RyanShow. Welcome the Magnet Hour. Did

(01:39:26):
you did you just buy a magnets? Like sixty dollars? Did you just
buy a magnet to go magnet fishing? And else? About us hours of
fun? Wow? You bought it? In bonding the diaper friendship, the
one you described to us on theair, Did you just buy it?
It was like sticky? Where areyou going magnet fishing? Off the Sabine
Bridge over the world? Is thewall bridge? Ay Conrad to start to

(01:39:48):
buy you? Yeah, you knowthere's you know people have thrown things over
there. I'll get a map goingfor you have so many guns? Next
time I talk to you, guys, Yeah, you gotta report those.
You gotta report them. What Yeah, which if you find a gun you
can't you got it? They gottacheck the serial number on that. You
really, you really bought a magnetsixty dollars magnet. No, not a

(01:40:11):
magnet. I bought a whole magnetfishing kit. Yeah. He's got rope,
rope, it's got a carrot beaner, it's got a connector thing,
it's got gloves, everything you needit has. Yeah, you're gonna be
wanting to hang out with me onthe Saturday, and I'm like, hey,
guess what, let's go down tothe lake, buddy. I can
see I can see it now onthe bayou. He's got the baby born
like the pet poose holder. He'sgot the little baby. Absolutely, he's

(01:40:34):
got the kid on the front.He's throwing a magnet into the bayou.
ELL's gonna be rich reeling in oldguns, mostly shopping carts and all these
guns. Dude, it's a shoppingcart. It's awesome. I became a
real big gun dart. All right. That's not why I brought in that
segment today that I wasn't thinking Iwas going to change your life, but

(01:40:56):
you never know. Yeah, you'regonna get them going. Three things you
must see today. A couple inQueens, New York. They reeled in
a safe with one hundred thousand dollarsin it. So that's why the kid
went out and bought one immediately.All right, I'll go magnet fishing with
Let's go. Can you imagine yourfirst right now? Can you imagine your
first throw? You throw it inthere and then boom, it's the last
time you see the magnet. That'sprobably what's gonna happen. Sixty bucks,

(01:41:17):
I'm assuming. I mean I've spentsixty dollars and my stuff with just stuck
under a log. Then you needa magnet. Find a magnet. What
if you find another magnet? Youknow what? Kaitlyn Clark has actually won
me more than sixty dollars this yearbetting on Kaitlyn Clark. So this is
actually Kaitlyn Clark to bought. Canwe call the magnet Caitlin? I would
love to call it? Okay?Can I have a throw at kaitlynrow anywhere?

(01:41:39):
What are you giving away? Okay? Get your tickets to see I
prevail on Hailstorm. Whatever the firstthing I catch it on my magnet is
and whatever Alex gets his first cast. Oh, you call your magnet the
cc oh CC Tessa would like toleave. You have a question called in

(01:42:00):
hate each Other, We'll have aquestion for you. I'll get that.
One has to be fighting under thewater and the Rod Ryan Morning Show six
am. The buzz La la lala la la la la la la la
la la la la l a Right, Alice wants to get right into it.
That's cool. Listen. This iscalled No the Show. The radio

(01:42:24):
station is ninety four five the bus. The phone number to call is seven
one three two five nine four five. But you gotta know what you're calling
for. What do we have here? Ticket to see I Prevail and Hail's
Storm at Woodland's Pavilion. What ashow? What a show? August tenth?
What's your question? I mean it'scalled No The Show. Something that
was presented on the program today.We talked a lot about law of things

(01:42:47):
today. I think so the onething that stook out was the story you
forget to tell. After you tellthe story about your brother stabbing you with
a pencil, that could be theend of the story. My brother took
a number two pencil and stuck itin my thigh. That's all you need
to know. I think there's afollow up story here that you forget to
include. But it's not in thesame time that the pencil was in my

(01:43:13):
leg. What it happened, therewas a lead pencil in my leg,
Randy, Ryan, that's all youneed to say, right Uh yes,
seven one three, two, onetwo five nine show up at the end
of that story. We are worldwideeverywhere you listen. Tell your smart device
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(01:43:45):
four to five the buzz think youback. Thank you, Rob Ryan Shore
getting ready to wrap it up fora tattooesday. I hope you had a
great start to your day. Thankyou guys for chilling with us for a
little bit. We're gonna get outof here though. Jeremy wants to come
in and do his thing. AndJeremy has this thing he really does,
so we got these great tickets foryou. Let's just do it. He's

(01:44:06):
no time for this show on ninetyfour to five. But clearly I'm not
in charge of, you know,the show questions. I would not want
this brought up again. I didn'twant to brought up the first time.
I believe I got shamed into bringingit up in an email looks like Reggie
got through. Reggie your third HeyReggie, how are you? I'm doing

(01:44:30):
good. I don't remember talking toyou before. Is this the first time
we've had you on? Yes,sir, Reggie, all right, regmeister.
What I like to tell people whenthey come on for the first time
is don't f it up. That'sall you want to do, Just don't
f it up. Tell us?What's your question, hey, Reggie?
What story does Ron always forget toinclude when he talks about his younger brother

(01:44:54):
Randy Ryan stabbing him with a pencilyou make it's something it needs to be
included, and it doesn't. Pleaseplease let register. I mean, I
think it needs to be included.The fact that you threw your lunchbox,
that your sister all right, busterher up to bust her head up.
I don't even I don't even thinkthey were happened in the same year Scar
To show it, it doesn't haveto be mentioned. One can be mentioned,

(01:45:14):
and then that could be the endof the story. All right,
Reggie, or off to a horriblestart? You went on first time on
the show? What are you gonnagive Reggie, Reggie, you get a
pair of ticket see iprovay on hailstorm. You know the ship. That's all
right, Reggie. Good to haveyou on, bro. Where are you
calling from? All I'm actually atwork, okay, in an air balloon.

(01:45:39):
Yeah right, no truck right now, driv into another job, right,
okay, Yeah, I want toget a lot of air balloon operator
as well. Oh, he's handfire. That makes sense. That's Reggie.
He's calling in a canopy part ofhis parachute. Reggie on his bungalow.

(01:46:00):
All right, we gotta wrap thisup wind. Yeah, my brother.
I told the story this morning aboutmy brother's sticking a number two pencil
in my thigh. You did,and then that was it. I was
done talking. I said that's whatRandy Ryan did to me. And then
somebody emailed and said, well,you should talk about what you did to
your sister when you were growing up, and I threw my six million dollar
band lunchbox at her. She stillhas the scar. If you ever run

(01:46:23):
into my sister, believe me,she's happy to talk about it. Okay,
She's happy to get into it withyou. Queen Heather. She's the
queen of all Rod Ryan show games, and she's now trying to dominate the
fresh out of bed head to head, which she does not have that on
her I mean that notch on abelt. I don't know what you call
it, but she turned Harry Bradinto a one pump chump. Yeah,

(01:46:47):
the number five game. I thinkit's just the five game, five listeners
competing against one another. That wasa really fun thing. White Rodney,
congratulations the other White Rodney one tatTuesday, number one link today talked about
French toast. Sure we did magnetfishing. Alex bought a magnet. Congratulations
to doctor Pepper nationally now the numbertwo selling soda underneath Coca Cola. But

(01:47:12):
what are our listeners? The onlypole question that matters is what's our listeners
do? Uh? What's your favoritesoda of the big four? Eight point
three percent of you say Pepsi,eight point seven percent say Sprite, thirty
six percent, Coke forty six percentDr Pepper, Doctor Pepper with the wind,
with the easy win this morning.I could have predicted that wild card

(01:47:33):
Wednesday. Yeah, we can playanother game tomorrow. What do you want
to play? You can answer it, you can. We're not Yeah,
every day now, somebody who's sippingthat soup that's never been I mean,
what are you gonna have him read? I don't know. Chili yeah,

(01:47:54):
chili things. Why do we understandit? Anyway? Not stopping noon to
with Jeremy's coming up. He reallywants to get in here right now.
At rod Ryan Show, all socialswatch Houston Life with Tessa at one o'clock
today. Have an awesome Tuesday.We're on a twenty hour break. We're
back with you just before six o'clocktomorrow, AMF. Sid Well, Wasn't

(01:48:24):
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