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Rod, Alex, and Chile talk about holiday decorations and when people should take them down, debate whether or not a listener should tell her husband that she dated a mutual friend, and play another round of The Texas Hammer Game.

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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Here we go, Here we go, Come on, come on,
come on, good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
This is Ed McMahon and now ladies and gentlemen, pee.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Ride Ryan all here we go, Wakey, wakey, Hands off
those cup cakes. Rob Ryan showed checking in on this
Monday of brand New Week, Week number two, twenty twenty five.
Matthew got written down. Oh yeah, Matthew, it was one
pump chumps all last week. Matthew's going for win number two?

(00:52):
Can he get it done? At We'll see We're gonna
play the Fresh out of Mad head to head at
six twenty Papa Roach Rise against Right of the Roach Tour,
Toyota Center, March twentieth. I've got tickets for you in Homeroom.
We love you the most.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'll give you those on the fun Fact Flashback.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Texas Hammer Game at seven twenty for Buzzfest tickets Saturday,
May twenty fourth, Woodland's Pavilion. Can't wait to party with you, guys.
We're giving away tickets to go see Ghosts all week.
Got tickets at ay twenty. Chilly says we're jumping into
a national contest at nine ten today. I'll get more
information from him later and then Monster Jam tickets. We'll

(01:32):
get your Monster Jam tickets. Know the show today. That'll
be the last thing we do before we get out
of here. No rain to worry about today, sunny sky
is a little bit warmer.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Highs up around sixty. I'll take that. Good morning, Alex.
What are Houston's headlines?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, good morning ride, good morning home room.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
The death toll in Los Angeles continues to rise as
wildfires continue to rage. As of now, they're at twenty
four confirmed fire related debts, but that's expected to grow.
White House officials said yesterday that over twenty four thousand
people have registered for FEMA assistance since Joe Biden approved.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
A major disaster declaration last week.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Some Houston firefighters are even on their way to help
with the wild fires right now. Firefighters from Houston, Baytown, Conrad, Needham,
and Northern Montgomery County fire departments left early Saturday morning
to try and help out. They're on their fire engine,
so it's going to take a little while to get
out there, but they're expected to be there for at
least fourteen days or so. That could go on, but
that's awesome that they're on the way to help out.

(02:26):
And you know, our thoughts and prayersure with everybody out
there that they're affected by these fires.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
President elect Donald Trump was granted an unconditional discharge and
his hush money trial in New York. Even though he's
a convicted felon, he can still vote because his sentence
is complete, but he can't own a gun.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
It was an.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Unconditional discharge for the thirty four felony convictions, which means
that he will receive no punishment but can still appeal
the convictions if he chooses to. For the first time
in twenty years, there's a decline and the number of
single people out there.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Our relationships make going to come back. People are saying,
I thought it was going the opposite to ride.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I thought so too, but I guess not.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
According to a study, forty two percent of adults are single,
which is down from twenty nineteen when forty four percent
of people were single. So it's not too much of
those of a difference, but still that means the relationships
are kind of on their way back. Just to be clear,
single means that these people are not married, are not
living with a partner or in a committed relationship. Something
for anybody that might want to submit an application for

(03:26):
Mile of Meat.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
To remember. I think by the end of the week
we're gonna have applications off.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, forgotten me single very important part of the Mile
of Meat applications. So it does look like relationships are
all the way back everybody. Over the holidays, Will Ferrell
showed out to an La King's hockey game. Dress is
Buddy the Elf with a cigarette in his mouth.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I'm so glad you're bringing this up, because this is
one of those cool stories we didn't get a chance
to talk about because it happened when we were gone.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
It did, and then it was just like, what is that?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
And we just assumed we were never going to talk
about it, And then somebody finally asked him about it.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
He was on the Kelsey podcast.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, so this version of Buddy Elf was unshaven, looked
way less happy than the one that we'd seen in
the movie. Why did he do this, Well, it turns
out just because Will Ferrell said that sometimes he likes
to just do weird stuff to stir things up, and
if any if nothing else, we got good memes out
of it. He's army after Christmas break, getting ready to

(04:17):
go back to work and it was just Will Ferrell
with a cigarette in his mouth.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
He's our Bill Murray. Bill Murray just does the extent.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
But yeah, he's working on it, but he seems like
he's going in that direction.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I could see that.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, he's got to keep doing stuff like this, But
that was yeah, Bill Murray. I remember there was a
Bill Murray story where somebody he bought ever clear from
a liquor store and then lit a lit his lighter
and then spit it out and was like, no one's
ever gonna believe you.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Bill Murrigy told.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
The liquor store.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Get it.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Shows up at weddings.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
He can just show, hangs out, hangs out with Craig
Gass during the Cubs World Series.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
If you never if you haven't seen Will Ferrell current,
Will Ferrell dressed as Elf at the hockey game. We
got pictures and everything up on links and guests. You
see Will Ferrell has to buy the Elf costume.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
He's got one. He probably got a couple. He's got
one that's from the set. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Live Nation announced a fire aid concert that's gonna benefit
victims of the Los Angeles fires. It will happen at
the end to it Dome on January thirtieth to try
and help rebuild communities that have been impacted by the fires.
Performers and ticket information have yet to be announced, but
will be in the next coming days. That are Those
are Euston's headlines.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Everybody. Oh yeah, love the weekend, the real headlines.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Everybody. A great weekend in sports, Super wild Card weekend
in the NFL.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Texan started things off with a win. They beat the
Chargers thirty two to twelve. Rod, did you know that
since the Texans have been a franchise, they now have
more playoff wins than the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I didn't know that. But I also was shocked that
c J.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Stroud is the first Texan quarterback to ever win two
playoff games.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Right, I thought for sure Matt shawb had a couple.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I did too, and then they showed that and it
was like everybody had one, tjads had, Well.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
You had a couple, a couple other dudes with one,
But yeah, CJ.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Stroud best playoff quarterback in Texans history.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Officially.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Texans got off to a slow start. Was like that
first quarter not great. After the first quarter, they figured
it out. Defense had four interceptions, Justin Herbert from.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
The Chargers had thrown three all year.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
He threw four against the Texans.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
That was awesome.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
They had a pick six they returned to block extra
point for two points Joe Mixon at one hundred and
six yards. Most of those came in the second half
to put the game away. Texas now get to take
on the two time defending Super Bowl champion Kansas City
Chiefs in the Divisional round Saturday at three thirty. Way
to go, Texans, though very hot right now. Everybody mama

(06:40):
is still watching. Everybody's mama will be watching on Saturday.
Some other results from Super Wildcard weekend. Saturday night, the
Ravens took care of the Steelers. Then yesterday your Bills
blew out the Broncos thirty one to seven. The Eagles
beat the Packers, and the Commanders got by the Buccaneers
on a last second field goal twenty three to twenty.
We've got one more wild Card game left tonight. Matt
Stafford and the Rams are gonna Justin Jefferson and the

(07:01):
Vikings on Monday Night.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Football.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Vikings are two and a half point favorites in this one.
Kickoffs at seven o'clock. You can watch it on ESPN
and ABC. And then in basketball, the Rockets are back
in action tonight. They're gonna host the Grizzies at Toyota Center,
tipops at seven. You can listen to it on our
sister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety that What's going
on in sport?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Here we go. Four hours of pain starts right now.
You want the first phone call, come get it. Chili
is just waiting waiting for those phones to start ringing
seven one three, two one two five nine four five.
The most interranking show on the radio starts right now,
ninety four or five, The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show, twelve,

(07:38):
third Eye Blind starts us off, and then that's it.
It is your Milk Monday Show. Welcome back from the weekend,
Texans Fans. My man, Chili, I'm a Texans fan. I'm
telling you I loved that game. I loved it. I mean,
like you said, they turned it on in the second
quarter and then boom after the halftime, there was over. Yeah,
there was no turning back. So I cannot believe that c. J.

(08:01):
Stroud is the only Texan quarterback to win two playoff games.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
And Henna win three on Saturday and.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
He did it in his first two years.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
It's a pretty good record. I would This is why
I don't bet.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I would have bet everything I own that Matt Choub
had at least two playoff victories. We had a pretty
good run with Matt job and I just thought, but
he was injured. He was injured, and that's how sage
I think gotta.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Win because I know they won one game and they
lost to the Patriots in the second round, so maybe
that was the only one. But then he was hurt,
and that's when TJ. Yates gotta win. So Matt Shaub
did lead the team that year, but then he didn't
play in the playoffs when they played.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Went to the Pro Bowl. Was the MVP of the
Pro Bowl. Matt Schaub. Yeah, we're still a game.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
And think, all right, such great news, and then I
don't know, it's not bad news. I mean, you know
we're in it. But Kansas City Chiefs, who just do
weird things in the playoffs gotta be the best. Yeah,
I beat the.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Best, that's what they say.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Please beat the Please beat the Kansas City too. How
sick would please? How sick would that be?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
I remember being at your house when they were up,
sorry to interapt, but when they were up twenty one, nothing,
oh god. And we were like, hell yeah, we're gonna
go to the AFC Championship game.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
And it was just downhill from that. Yes, rally, rally
Irish coffee. Yeah, and we were like, did you know
a chance for going back?

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Now?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
We were trying rally Irish coffees. We were trying to
drink our way to the AFC.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Championship game and it didn't work. We drunk a lot too.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, yeah, we got studdy skies today. I see nothing
about a ten percent chance of rain high up around sixty.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Very busy morning. We're busy every morning.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Matthew, could he make it win number two fresh out
of bed head to head. Nobody's been able to make
it win number two all last week. So it was
a week of one pump chumps. As I said, Papa Roach,
tickets coming your way. In Homeroom Texas Ammer game at
seven twenty, it's.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Now time for the first phone call of the day.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
It's the first phone call.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Oh, I know you want to talk Texans.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
That's it. I know for sure, Oh, I know.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
First of all, I'll be later, Happy New Year to
you and your cast of character.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Same to you, my brother, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Okay, Texans, I want to ask have you tried the
new watching the game on the Nickelodeon. I don't watch
the I don't watch the slime stuff peaked at it and.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
They thought they bring some fun to the to the game.
I watched it.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Texans outscored them thirty two to six after Jim Harbaugh
got put into the dirty bubble and that was the
downfall the Chargers.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I think I'm cool with like the truck Ray. I'm
cool with like regular season games and having a little fun,
and I've checked it out. I've seen Nickelodeon and SpongeBob
and Simpsons. But for a playoff game, I'm not like
it's all business for me, Like I don't want to
hear see climbed. It's fun when is winning and then

(11:01):
they're throwing around slime.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
That's okay.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
But they even got Joe Nixon involved with the cime,
so hapful whatever they.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
How much of the game did you watch on Nickelodeon
the whole thing?

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Uh? Pretty much?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Well yeah, I'd heard about it and then I found
it and then watching what they were doing and the
antics and they brought a twist.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Of the game thirty seconds. Truck Array, Texans Kansas City.
What do we need to do to win?

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Well, first of all, they need to find the most
biased rippering crew to work it.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yes, and then the.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
Texans go mistake free. They got a shot. I mean
the pressure they put on on what his name, yeah, Herbert, Yeah,
it was awesome.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
I mean Herbert got banged around so much. I think
he can have no more part of it.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I guess what everybody needs to do and the Texas
need to do is the only game you can look
at this year is the Bills game against Kansas City.
They're the only team that beat Kansas City. So what
did they do to beat Kansas City during the year?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
You know, just do that thing.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, Truck Array, Happy New Year to you, my brother,
Happy peace out. Direct check on the flip of this,
we'll find out what's trending.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
We'll get set up for the fresh out of bed
head to head.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
It's all coming up Houston, Houston's alternative and home of
the Rod Ryan Morning Show ninety four five. Welcome back
everybody on this milk Monday, January thirteenth, Sunny skies Today,
nothing over a ten percent chance of rain. We're gonna
see highs of around sixty. Okay, Hi, Alex, Hello Rod.

(12:45):
A lot of Texans football talk, obviously, I like you
calling it Super Wildcard weekend. You're the only one, and
I appreciate it. Texans with a huge win. I mean,
it's a lot of football stuff.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Tack NFL playoffs is the number one thing that I
see trending everywhere, whether you're talking of depending on what
game you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
The Commanders won for.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
The last second field goal yesterday, the Eagles got by
the Packers. You're built without the Broncos. But obviously Texans
locally kicking ass. They're looking great right now. NFL playoffs
everybody's talking about them. Also, people are talking about the
TikTok ban. I thought they were supposed to have a
decision on Friday. I guess they don't have a decision yet,

(13:23):
but all the TikTokers are telling you where else you
can follow them.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
They're preparing as if it's not.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Going any end. But I feel like they're going to
step in at the eleven dour.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
And do something.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
There's a story on three things you must see today.
It's TikTok story, and somebody was recording at the time
that the pilot on the airplane said, take one last
look at the Golden gate Bridge, just because you're on
the plane and you're not going to see it because
we're going the other direction. Well, that TikToker took it
as something's happening to that bridge. Take one last look,

(13:57):
something must be happening, and it went viral and everybody's
started talking about what's gonna happen to the bridge because
what the that's TikTok? So maybe it should go away? Yeah,
might It might be the worst thing.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
The Golden gate Bridge is fine, people, Yeah, what else
be fine?

Speaker 7 (14:11):
The last thing I saw?

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Also football related, Mike Rabel is trending.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
He is the new head coach.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Of the New England Patriots, right, so they announced that
yesterday during the pregame shows they had gotten rid of
Bill after Bill Belichick left. It was Gerrod Mayo, former Patriot.
They got rid of Girod Mayo, now former Patriot. Mike
Rabel is the new head Patriot over there. But Michael
Rabel is the new Patriots head coach. That's what's trending
on not even by the bus. He's hateable but very

(14:41):
good at coaching.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, but you know we had to deal with him dealing,
you know, playing against the Titans twice a year.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, he just looks like a dick. He does, but
you kind of need that in a coach sometimes.

Speaker 8 (14:52):
I guess, hey, everybody, this is Matthew's gonna make him
break the cycle at the warm Pump Jump, I beat Lou,
you put Alex, put all's coins on him, But I'm
here to break the cycle. Join me on Monday it
take another win along with the Texans and make it
win number two bitches.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Well, he predicted the Texans win. So that's good. That speech.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
I like that actually plays today seven one, three, two five.
You want to make him a one pump chump, call.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Us The Rod Ryan Show ninety four.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Five, The Buzz ninety four or five to buys. Let's
Rise against Savior. I got tickets coming up for you
this hour. As a matter of fact, I hope you
liked what you just heard. There's more of that where
it came from puppa Roach. Rise Against March twentieth, Toyota Center.
Tickets available at Toyota Center dot com. Don't worry, I
got tickets for you on the fun Fact flashback. My

(15:45):
Manchilli is scrambling right now. He can tell me why
sunn East guys today ten percent chance of rain, highs.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Of around sixty today.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
And now it's time for the fresh out of bed
head to head challenge.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Listeners to your corners.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
All right, ready to bring on Matthew Chili. He gave
a speech, he talked about I'll be here and the
Texans are gonna win.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Great speech. Where's he?

Speaker 7 (16:13):
I have no idea. His phone just keeps going busy,
just the busy tone. So I'm trying and trying and nothing.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
I mean, yeah, all right, so what do we do?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
We just get to brand new players and then we
give him the one day pass and he can come
back and play tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (16:32):
Yes, because the game was go on, Matthew, where are
you all right?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Thank you? Chili?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, Matthew, this is where he was going to be.
He was going to take on Sean Connery.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Good morning, Sean, okay, good morning everybody. I mean, what
are you doing?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Did you just play last week?

Speaker 9 (16:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:56):
I was followed three I think on day.

Speaker 9 (16:58):
One and follow eight on day three.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Well, we know that you were in the tournament last year?
How many times in the Hall of Fame?

Speaker 9 (17:06):
Three times?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Three time Hall of Fame? Okay, well, congratulations. How do
you get in so often? How do you get in?
Tell somebody that's driving they can't ever get in?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
How what's the secret?

Speaker 9 (17:19):
Call every day?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Just call every day? All right?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Well, Nate the Great?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Good morning, Nate, good morning. You're gonna fill in today?
You cool with that?

Speaker 7 (17:27):
I'm cool with that.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Okay, Nate.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
When was the last time you played October? How'd you do?

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Lost?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Why'd you do that? I have no idea meant neither
you know what. I've been thinking about that game ever
since you lost. I'm like, how did that guy not.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Come away with a victory?

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Okay, I got you, got way bite, I got you.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Guys hooked up together and then Alex for Nate, Nate
the Great, Nate the Great.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Okay, Nate, say hello to Sean hi Son.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Hey, all right, guys, you're playing for a rod Ryan
Show T shirt. Nate and Sean shout out your name.
When you think you know the answer, here comes your questions.
Where is Matthew? That's not the question, but that's not
that's my my question to.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Myself Where where the f is?

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Matthew? All right, here we go, Sean, Nate the Great?
Question number one? Where does the President of the United States? Live?
While in off n Sean Connery White House is the
correct answer. Nate the Great was just a little behind, Sean.

(18:41):
Double O seven on the board. Nate.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Step it up, Nate, can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yes, sir, step it up, step it up. We got
it all right, Here we go, Nate, Sean, I'm not
giving up on you, guys. I'm just saying that you'll
know where I'm going now. In two thousand and one,
the band alien Ant Farm released their own version of
a popular Michael Jack.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Sean Smooth Criminal.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Smooth Criminal, Hey, a music question? A music question? Are
you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
You can thumb on all of them?

Speaker 5 (19:19):
I would have got the gorillas.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
There's a new sheriff in town and he's asking music
questions in the morning that you're just telling you right that?

Speaker 9 (19:32):
Hey, Nate, I was screaming the gorilla that morning.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah, me too, Hey, Nate the Great. Yeah, have a
good day, you too, thanks, Bro?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Was it was it a good game?

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Double O seven?

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Are you just being nice? I'm I think it's so listen.
You were supposed to play Matthew this morning. Maybe something happened.
I give, I give everybody the best infit of the doubt.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
You're allowed one.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
So if we can get ahold of Matthew, I don't
care what his excuse is whatever, Matthew will play tomorrow.
If we can't get ahold of Matthew, then we'll open
up the phone lines. But you might have a designated
game tomorrow. All right, don't good? Okay, bro, Welcome back The.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Rod Ryan Show on ninety four five the bus.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Ninety four or five the buzz, Good morning, rod Ryan's Show.
Foo Fighter is my hero MILF Monday number one link already, Alex,
you got six picks?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I do already.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
I can't wait go check him out.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
You got more than six picks. I know you watch
Bove and Beyond.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
I know you watched football this weekend, and then you
shared with me before the show. Did you watch every
toy story this weekend yesterday? One through four? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I know there was a fourth.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
The fourth one is the tear jerker who's sad?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, everyone's kind of sad too.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Okay, I can't wait to see Alex's six picks They're
all on the world famous Rod Ryan Show page at
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to Head Challenge, here's your current champion.

Speaker 9 (21:07):
Good morning everybody, Double O seven. Sean Connery is back.
The three time Hall of Famer is now you're fresh
out of bed head to head one day champion. Hey, Matthew,
where are you join me on Tuesday when I make
mad a one pump chump and make it win number
two bit.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Just Lewis sends me an email.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Hal mentioned it to me already if we get a
hold of Matthew tomorrow. Lewis said, if you guys get
a hold of Matthew tomorrow, it will end the one
pump chump.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
It has to, it has to.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah, I mean fortunately, unfortunately, I don't know how people
want to look at it.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
You cannot get rid of somebody will not be a
one pump chump. I was waiting for maybe an email
from Matthew. I hope he's okay, but yeah, he's got
a pass. And if we get a hold of Matthew
and he's good, he will play tomorrow, Okay, Papa Roach
tickets has promised on the flashback, but first some new stuff.
He gits the fuck back to the day. We make

(22:00):
you look smart.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Your body's it's the fua to the day.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
All right, here we go some new fun facts for
you today.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
The word turquoise, turquoise, turquoise, turquoise.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
I'm just not a I'm not a jewelry guy.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Do I seem like a guy like Nathaniel rate Lift.
He's walking around, He's got a big turquoise necklace, strings
on in turquoise like it looks cool on some people
like me, I look like a douche. I try hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
I don't want anybody. I don't want.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
To be a musician to do it. I think so.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Lenny Kravitz probably looks awesome in turquoise. Yeah, Jason Momoa,
I could see him wearing turquoise. Hal, I don't see
you wearing tur hall.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
You better not.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I've got a lot of turquoise. The word turquoise based
on the word Turkish, because it describes the color of
the Mediterranean Sea off the coast of southern Turkey. I
didn't know that's very fun. You check it out. I
just knew that turquoise was a blue. The modern oval
office was only created in nineteen thirty four. Like Lincoln

(23:14):
and Lash, those guys weren't in an oval office.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
It was designed so that President Franklin D.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Roosevelt, who used a wheelchair, could move easily between the
office and the residents. That is fun.

Speaker 10 (23:28):
Who it used to be like a kitchen or something
like that.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Really, Yeah, what was the other thing we talked about?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
The press pool? Remember it used to be a swimming pool.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, the swimming pool where you see the press.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I ask all the question.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that used to be a swimming pool.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
That's pretty cool. I love fun facts.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Did you know the pool on the Titanic sells water
in it? It's being a fools.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
It's a classic.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
It's a classic.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
One of my favorite fun facts.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
In the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme, there is zero mention
of him being an egg. Yeah, that's just how it
has evolved to look in pop culture, and then books followed,
you know, portraying him as an egg. That's neat.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
I thought he's made out of lego. Oh did you know,
I don't think legos were around when they invented Humpty dunty.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
It's the fuck thats.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
To the day.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
We make you look smart, inn of your bodies.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
It's the fuck that to the day.

Speaker 10 (24:21):
Have you ever seen a king's horse try to put
together a lego?

Speaker 2 (24:25):
They don't have fingers. It's very difficult.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Try and place all the kings men. Yeah, they're working
on it. You're right, Papa Roach rise against March twentieth,
Toyota Center before hurricane. The top two selling items at
Walmart are what seven one three two one two five.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
It's now time for rockout with your stock out with
Captain Cash.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
There's the money guy right there looking sharp. That means
you I can tell by how how dresses, how many
meetings he has today. I have a few the millions.
Get all the meetings in that sport code. I'd be
do on Wall Street Friday. Not good? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 (25:03):
The that was down six hundred and ninety six points
on Friday. Kick off this morning at forty one thousand,
nine thirty eight. NASTAC down three hundred and seventeen to
nineteen thousand and one sixty one benchmark tenure. Treasury is
training at a four point seven eight percent, and oil
stands at seventy eight dollars fourteen cents a barrel to
the most active is the Big Studs, Chevron, Walmart and

(25:25):
Home Depot, the Big Duds, Travelers, Goldman, Sachs and Amex,
the Economic Accountable this morning, it's all clear right now.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Futures they are on the downside. Come on, let's turn
this baby around. That's it.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
I'm out here.

Speaker 10 (25:37):
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Speaker 2 (25:40):
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Speaker 1 (26:04):
Four to five Buzz Welcome back, Rob Ryan's Show. Gabby,
Good morning, Hey, good morning, Hey, welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
How are you here?

Speaker 3 (26:15):
You doing so good, Hokylla.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Having a good one, so far, so great.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Now before a hurricane, the top two selling items at Walmart.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Are what.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
Water and toilet paper?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Water and toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Wow, just guessing today, No, that's not what we said
on Friday.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Sorry, says our good morning.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Hey man. What are the top two selling items at
Walmart before hurricane?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Pop?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Beer?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Now you were listening on Friday.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Very good.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Congratulations, congratulate righto.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
I'm gonna get you those Poppa Roach rise against ticket.
It's March twentieth, Toyota Center. You rule here, Alexa play
ninety four point five The Buzz and iHeartRadio getting ninety.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Four point five bus station from iHeart.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Radio on Running Show on ninety four five, Wake out the.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Bus, ninety four to five bus. Good morning, Rod Ryan
Show on this Milk Monday. Welcome back from the weekend.
What a weekend there was too, great football weekend, Sonny
scottes Today nothing over a ten percent chance of rain.
Highs up around sixty Texas Hammer game next hour for
bus beats tickets. We're gonna be a wa ghost tickets
this week we'll hook you up at eight twenty.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
We'll back in.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
We'll get back at it with more Monster Jam tickets
on no the show alex Is six picks on links
some guests, and there he is right there with Houston's headlines.
Good morning Grown, good morning Rod, good morning home Room.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
The death toll in Los Angeles continues to rise as
wildfires continue to rage. As of now, they're a twenty
four confirmed fire related death, but that number is expected
to grow over the coming days. White Has officials said
yesterday that over twenty four thousand people have registered for
FEMA assistance since President Joe Biden approved a major disaster
declaration last week. Some Houston firefighters are even on their

(27:59):
way to help with the out fires. Firefighters from Houston, Baytown, Conrad, Needham,
and Northern Montgomery County fire departments left early Saturday morning
to try and help out there on their own fire engines.
So it's going to take a little bit to get
out there, but they're expected to be out there for
at least the next fourteen days.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Some idiot was flying a drone over the Palisides fire
on Thursday and it collided with one of the planes
dropping water come on guys. I mean, there's that guy.
There's a million stories, side stories that are are going around.
I'm not jumping in on the conspiracy stuff. I'm not
jumping in on what celebrities homes are still standing and
what are not standing. Tonight's playoff game between the Rams

(28:38):
and the Minnesota Vikings got moved to State Farm Stadium
in Arizona, Phoenix.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, so okay, yeah, it's a terrible situation.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I here still for sure.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Twenty twenty four was the hottest year in recorded history,
according to many government agencies. According to scientists, it was
the hottest years since at least eighteen eighty, and the
previous hottest year was twenty twenty three. I don't know
how that works out if eighteen eighty was hotter than
twenty twenty three, but like, the math isn't mathing to
me in that. But I'm not a scientist, so I

(29:09):
don't know. I'm just gonna also make a guess that
twenty twenty five is gonna be the hottest year on
record next year when we're giving out these stats. Okay,
maybe the consecutive records are part of a continued warming
trajectory that scientists have been warning people about for a
while now and some other news.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Have you taken your Christmas decorations on your rud?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Okay, so it Saturday morning. Officially everything had left the building.
So okay, so you have completely Christmas free and then
already started with the Marti graus decoration.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Okay, there you go. Christmas stuff is gone in a way. Well,
if you haven't, that may not be the worst thing
in the world.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
According to a new survey, forty five percent of people
say that there shouldn't be a deadline when holiday decorations
come down. Others say that your decorations should come down
by January sixteenth, So that would be Thursday this week
if you're following that rule.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
When did you guys take it stuff down? Like traditionally?
Oh really?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I always was like, let's let's wrap it up, let's
get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I would like to hear from that psycho, there's got
to be one of you listening with a real tree.
Christmas night, i'd see trees out or the next day,
the day after Christmas, I would see real trees out
where like where you put your garbage.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Day after But like that seems like it's kind of grinchy. Hey,
you want to you want to enjoy it for a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
We would leave our stuff up till King's Day when
we when we said we could, you could have a
kink cake. So the sixth I believe that's the epiphany.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Okay, growing up we would always keep our stuff up then,
but I will. I will say this, those of you
that don't decorate your twin celebrate Christmas.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
The single worst.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Thing of the year for me is tearing down that
Christmas tree. It is, I mean, yeah, so bad. I
love decorating, I love having a tree. I'll always have
a tree, especially I'll do it for the kid. Tearing
down a Christmas tree is the worst thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
There's just no good to it at all. It's just
it's the end of a great period of time.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
It really is.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
It really is kind of super Bowl to me. It
was always like take down by the super Bowl, but
like that's pretty late. Oh my got super Bowls in February.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Super Bowl is in February, but like at least by
the super Bowl. Like I do like living in an
apartment complex. It's kind of fun when you walk the
dog it and I like these guys look it's March.
They still had their Christmas tree up, and like, sometimes
you have it up but you're not having it lit.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Then some people still have it lit all the time.
Like if you have it up, light it up. So
you're saying the sixteenth is the greatest Thursday is according
to I don't know who the real people say, but
this survey says like you should take it down by
the sixteenth. So people they participated in this survey.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
But you know what, if you want to leave it up,
leave it up. But just I don't know. I like
the holidays, doesn't like the holiday. One year, I kept
the tree up and turned it into a Marti Gras tree,
and I got sick of that tree. I didn't oh yeah,
it's over it. I'll never do it again.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I think if you decorate for every holiday and then
turn into a Valentine's Day tree, like I think you're good.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
I didn't like it, though. I just I wanted the
tree out. I wanted to take the space after. I
wanted it just to be special for Christmas. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Saturday Night Live with the Schala may Chal Mays hosting
it on January twenty fifth.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
He will not just host, He's also gonna be the
musical guest.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Only forty one people in the show's fifty year history
have ever hosted and been the musical guest. A few
of those are only a few of them were not
regular singers. Desi Arnez, Ricky Ricardo. I believe uh huh
he did in nineteen seventy six. Gary Busey did not
know this. Nineteen seventy nine he hosted and was the
musical guest, and then Lily Tommin did it twice in
seventy five and daighty three. Shala May has been getting

(32:29):
good reviews for his portrayal of Bob Dylan and the
biopic A Complete Unknown. But there's no word and whether
or not he's going to be singing Dylan on EDSNL,
Does he have his own does he have solo stuff?

Speaker 5 (32:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
So nobody wants him to sing anything other than Bob Dylan.
He's going to see Bob Dylan.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
You have to go. You'd have to go look at
the history books.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Then Gary Busey played uh, he was in a bio
pick Oh, he played Buddy Holly. He played Buddy Holly.
So I wonder if he appeared and did Buddy Holly.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Stuff and he was the host. Yeah, but that'll be
that'll be interesting to see that. It's one more reason
to an end to watch him.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
I mean, if you didn't want to just watch Timothy shallame,
it looked like Timothy shallamey.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
You know, he's so hot. He's the hottest guy going
right now.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Know that Glenn Powell guy probably is. Well, yeah, it
was the two hottest guy.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
But I think timothy' shallam is bigger. Yeah, definitely bigger.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Right now, Ragie's.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Machines Killing in the Name has hit one billion streams
on Spotify. We are iHeartRadio people here, but you have
to acknowledge the milestone. It was first released on November
and November of nineteen eighty two in the wake of
the La riots, since become a beloved anthem to mini
around the world. Over the Weekend Rages, tom Morello acknowledged
the milestone and thanked all of those that have listened,

(33:37):
including quote those who love it, those who hate it,
and those who have enjoyed it without understanding it. The
congratulations to Rage on that milestone.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Those are Houston's headlines.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I don't always agree with the messaging. I don't agree
with much of Tom Morello's politics, but boy do I
love his music?

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah? Yeah, you separate the art from the artists sometimes, right.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Okay, Texans seem Super wild Card weekend.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
The NFL Texans started things off with a dub.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
They beat the Chargers thirty two to twelve.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
They got off to a slow start, but after that
first quarter they locked in. The defense had four interceptions,
one of which was a pick six. They also returned
to block extra point for two points. Joe Mixon had
one hundred and six yards in a touchdown on twenty
six carries.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Most of that was in the second half to put
the game away.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Texans are now going to take on the two time
defending Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs in the divisional round.
That's gonna kick off three point thirty on Saturday. But
way to go, Texans. Hell of a turnaround right there.
And CJ.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Stroud is the first Texans quarterback to ever win multiple.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Playoff games, so good for him. My mind is blown
at a futuristic the future. Some other results from Super
Wildcard Weekend. Saturday night, Ravens took care of the Steelers. Yesterday,
the Bills blew out the Broncos Eagles beat the Packers,
and the Commanders got by the Buccaneers on a last
second field goal. We've got one more Wildcard game left tonight.
You were just talking about it. It's been moved because of
the wildfires to Arizona. But Matt Stafford and the La

(34:56):
Rams they're gonna host Justin Jefferson and the Vikings on
Monday Night Football. Vikings are two and a half point favorites.
Kickoffs at seven and you can watch it on ESPN
and ABC. In basketball, the Rockets are back in action tonight.
They're gonna host the Grizzlies at the Toyota Center. Tip
off for that at seven. You can listen to it
on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety. That is
what's going on The Rod Ryan Morning Show six at

(35:18):
ten am, The Bus ninety four or five, The Buzz
Screen Day and Holiday Good Morning rod Ryan's Show.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, I just thought on links and guests, forty five
percent of Americans are cool with holiday decorse staying up
all year long. Is that being specific to Christmas or
is it just going from one decoration till the next.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Because I you know, calling out myself as a psycho,
you do.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Have a lot of holidays that you celebrate Decorationally, I.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Grew up that way for some reason. I think your mom.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Probably was a decorator. She was, you know, she seems
like that school teacher.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
You Marty Rayah.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah, you probably didn't do that, But I mean my mom,
we didn't decorate Marty gra growing up either. I didn't
know anything about Marty Graw.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
But also, like seasonal decorations, like fall decorations, I think
are different than Thanksgiving decorations, you know, or like winter
decorations are different than summer decorations.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Okay, let me let me map this out. Growing up,
my mom decorated start with Christmas. Okay, we went way
out for Christmas. My mom like took down all the
knickknacks and replaced it with Christmas nickknacks, that type of thing.
So Christmas, then I guess the next thing that my
mom would decorate for was Saint Patrick's Day. Okay, Valentine's Day,

(36:34):
I guess first, Then Saint Patrick's Day, right.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
What does that entailed?

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Just it was just like some red cardboard things that
you bought at the store, and she'd like tape them
to the cupboard doors. That type of the just you
could tell.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
That Valentine's Day was coming up, and then there would.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Be Saint Patrick's Day, and then Fourth of July decorations
for sure, and then which is like easy.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
You used to have a couple of American flag or
things like that's perfect on Americans.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
There was definitely Easter decorations, yeah, say I'm sorry. There
was Thanksgiving specific decorations, and then Christmas again. Yeah, my
mom decorated pretty good pretty much all the time. The
only thing that's weird and I could see being called
out as being a psycho is I went directly from

(37:27):
I finished off all the Christmas stuff on Saturday, bin's
boom to the storage bin up to the storage unit.
I'm like, well, I'm right here, might as well grab
the MARTI grossed off, and then I just started. I
didn't get one day of just my house being my house.
I went from one to the next. I went right
into Marty Grosstof.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
You would have still had like there would have been
two days of doing work if you had just done that.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
So like, I get what you're doing. You're just going
one to the end.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Jacob set me a picture. It's like, dude, I'm that psycho.
With my live tree still up. I don't have a
problem with that.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
If you're still listen. Number one, how are you keeping
that thing alive?

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Water?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
How are you keeping thathing?

Speaker 3 (38:00):
I mean, really, okay, I guess you've planted somewhere in
this house.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
What I called psychos were the people. There was one
family that I didn't know. It must have been on
my paper route when I was a kid Christmas night,
but for sure the next morning that tree was in
the front.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Of the house. Do you just hate Christmas and you
only do it.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
For for whatever reason? Why decorate? It's weird to me?
The day after it's very Christmas Eve, It's very Christmasy.
From Christmas to New Year's it's still very Christmasy to me.
I still listen to Christmas music. I'm still off.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
It's that weird time you're kind of drinking during the day.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
It's Christmas Eve. To me, taking down that tree, it
is the worst. It is the worst. I guess maybe
as I get older, maybe I'm seeing that it's less psycho.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
But I do kind of like, I think it is weird,
but I kind of respect them. Moved to like just
be like, you know what.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Christmas is over? Move on rits for band aid off.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
We're going on to the rest of the year, okay,
And it's like that it's hard to do, but like
it's a business decision.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
The latest survey the date when holiday decorations should be
taken down is January sixteenth. That's this Thursday. You can
read more on that. It's not my rule a rule, okay.
Nobody likes being told what to do, and if you tell.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Me what to do, I'm not gonna do it. Like
if I had not already taken my stef down. No,
I'm leaving it up till Friday.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Links and guests is telling you what to do, I'm
not all right.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
I already my wife already did this stuff, so I
don't have any say in my house.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Now, all right, are we getting people to call in
for the Texas Hammer Game today? Yes, all right, I've
got Buzzfest tickets for you Saturday, May twenty fourth, Woodlands Pavilion.
I remember on Friday there was a lot of Buzzfest
talk during open phones. That was fun. I was surprised
to hear so much love for Evans Blue, not surprised,

(39:57):
just with the lineup that we have, people really excited
about Evans.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Came man to win the best game in Houston.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Who wants it? All? Right, col Chilly, He's in a
great mood today because of that Texans victory.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Getting the queue to play the game seven and we'll
play after the break.

Speaker 7 (40:14):
Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative, and the Rod Ryan Morning.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Show ninety four or five, The buzz Welcome Back.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
We got some Texas hammer Lock and Load coming up
in just a little bit. Yeah yeah, your chance to
win some Buzzfest tickets. Sunny skys. Nothing over a ten
percent chance of rain, five around sixty.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Pretty nice day out there today.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
I'd like to dial that one up. Can we have
that all week? I don't think we're gonna get that
all week, Alex.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
What's trending?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
The LA fires are trending?

Speaker 3 (40:47):
I mean they were all last week, just just photos, videos,
everything that people are posting from all that stuff. We've
got some Houston fire departments going out there to help,
and you know, just our thoughts are with everybody that's
I could buy those fires right now out Nelly. I
did see one of them was fully contained though, so
that's a start. I know that that doesn't take away

(41:08):
the damage, but having the fire one hundred percent contained,
means that at least one of them is kind of progress.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
So there we go.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
The Australian Open is also trending today. That's going on
right now. It's the first Major or the first Grand
Slam in tennis, so that's happening.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Shout out to Cocoa Golf.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Trying to think of another Tommy Paul.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
He's an American. Would Pagola be in that? She would be, Yeah,
she would be, you think she.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
I don't know. Maybe she's probably traveling with the Bills now.
Nor her dad is the owner of.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
The bill Her mom and dad owned the Bills and
the Sabers and she's like the number two female tennis
player in the world.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah, rocking.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
So shout out to the Australian Open. Then the NFL playoffs.
That's everywhere you look. One specific thing I did see
that people are talking about, and.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
I saw this all day yesterday.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Rex Ryan just ripped the Texans apart on the ESPN
show He's on and he he's six Chargers are having
It's basically a bye week for the Chargers, and so
the Texans watched that it got back to them and
then Joe Mixon was like, we smoking that Rex Ryan pack.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
He's smoking a cigar after they.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Had to win, and everybody was just They made him
apologize on their show yesterday morning. But Rex Ryan and
the NFL playoffs just that's all people are talking about
right now.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
But that's what's trending on, not even by the bus.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
This is dam handler and it's time to play the
Texas Hammer Game a piece of that Rex Ryan. I'll
take my hammer to him, all right? Okay, I got Buzzfest.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Tickets to give away.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
You want to join us at Buzzfest Saturday, May twenty fourth,
Woodlands Pavilion.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
I'll be damn.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
What are you waiting for to do this week? So
I booked my hotel last week, nobody booked anything yet
nobody nobody else booking.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Somebody stay away from the marry out till Alex gets
his room.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Morning Rod Ryan Show.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Who's on the pune.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Jock?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Hi Josh, Welcome to the Texas Hammer Game. How are you?

Speaker 5 (43:08):
I'm just doing fantastic? How about you?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Brother? The same? I mean, I this is I can't
remember the last I was in this good mood on
a Monday to love it all right, listen I'm gonna
play you some Texas Hammer. He's gonna be spitting some lyrics.
You're gonna have to identify the name of the band
and the name of the song.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Okay, I'll do Okay, here we go. Let's take a
listen together.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Mama, this surely is a dream. Yeah, yeah, Mama, this
surely is a dream. I know this. Take it.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
I know this one.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
What's the name of the band? What's the name of
the song?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Is it Marthy's Playground with sex and Candy? That is it?
There's one of the easier ones. Easier ones, I think, guys,
I'm not joking.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
I knew it.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
One of the best ones.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I knew it. Oh, dude, you and me, Josh, we're going.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
We're going to bustle.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
You're going, Yeah, dude, Saturday, May twenty fourth, Josh, just
like that, You're You're into the big show.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, Mama, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
That was a funny one, all right, Josh, thanks so
much for being a part of the show today. Hang
on for me, all right. I thank Shirley set him
up a buzz fast tickets. Ryan shown ninety four The
Buzz four or five The Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan's show. Wow,
that was quick.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
I was prepared to be here for a little while.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Sometimes that Texas Hammer game takes a while to get
to get a winner. I don't remember the last time
I heard lyrics, and I just got so excited that
I knew it. Mama, this surely is a dream.

Speaker 12 (44:41):
Yeah, yeah, Mama, This Shirley is a dream.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
Dig it.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Mister Adler's gonna be here tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
He's coming in just to hang out.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
He's excited. He's coming in just to hang out a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
I'm gonna I'm gonna cut some spots with him, and
I haven't seen him since the New Year, so it's
always cool to hang out. It's a cool vibe hanging
out with the Texas Hammer sunny skies. Ten percent chance
of rain highs them around sixty. We were talking about
Christmas decorations earlier. I didn't think I was gonna have
a chance to get to some of these emails. I
got an email to share with you, guys. This is
why I bring in so much crap, because you know,

(45:15):
I don't know how long the Texas Hammer Game is
gonna take. I don't know how long I got to talk,
but I do have this one email real quick though.
This one just happened to roll in. We were talking
about people with their real Christmas trees, Drew sar. With
all the talk about taking down the Christmas trees and
the decorations, could you please mention to donate all live
Christmas trees to help restore the dunes on our beautiful beaches.

(45:38):
Last year's hurricane and storm surges were rough, did a
lot of damage. We need all the help we can.
There's a drop off locations. There is drop off locations
all over Brazoria County. I'm sending a link with all
the info of the drop off locations. Thank you. In
Advanced Day one listener Drew.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
U.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Yeah, this is very specific to Brazoria County, So I'm
gonna put that on everyone if doomsday is January twenty fifth.
And I do know that they do recycle Christmas trees.
They use them to create re I'm not gonna talk
because I don't know what I'm talking about, but I
know that they use them to help out the coastal line.

(46:20):
And I'm gonna end there because I really don't know
about it, but recycle everything.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
They're also fun to set on fire. Yeah, I don't
know if you want to do that in the city.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Don't do that in the city. But if you have
the space to do it, it's cool.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Because they burned on the.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Mask, Jill eat, phone's working, okay. I mean, everybody has
sounded great so far. If we turn around a.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Couple of quick phone calls, I can do a little
bit here.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
You good with that?

Speaker 7 (46:47):
Are you asking me? Are you telling me?

Speaker 1 (46:49):
I'm telling you to pick up the GD phone and
answer these calls?

Speaker 7 (46:53):
All right?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I guess we're doing that, right.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
So I got this email over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
I didn't think I had to, I'm today, but I
just I printed it out just to make sure brother
Rod loved the show. Fifteen year listener, My husband has
been listening for eight You can thank me for getting
him to listen. Thank you, thank you. She didn't say
not to use her name. Laura. My husband and I

(47:19):
we've got a now close friend who we hang out
with all the time. What my husband doesn't know is
that this friend and I briefly dated years ago, long
before I met my husband. Nothing serious, so I never
felt the need to bring it up. Now we're all
kind of close, and I sometimes wonder if I should
come clean just in case he finds out from someone else.

(47:41):
I'm afraid it could make things awkward or create tension.
Ask the twins, she wants advice from you, two knuckleheads.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Ask the twins.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Should I tell him? Or as they say, let this
sleeping dog lie m. This is a tough one. Are
there pictures of you two floating around on how long ago?

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Pre social media?

Speaker 1 (48:07):
How many people know about this?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
This is awkward. Yeah, this is super awkward.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
I'm gonna just say she said it was nothing too serious.
I'm gonna say there was no mounting.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Okay, that's what that's that's what I take. Not serious.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
She didn't, She didn't get that specific. She said, we
briefly dated a few years ago, long before I met
my husband. Nothing serious, So I never felt the need
to bring it up. This guy's around all the time
they dated, Bro.

Speaker 7 (48:44):
She already messed up?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Or he or she?

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Or what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Is it like she needed to come up come clean
right away?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Damn?

Speaker 7 (48:50):
When he started just coming around all the.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Time, Okay, go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 7 (48:55):
Well, I mean it's not when he started coming up
more often, she would have just been like, hey, you know,
just got to come clean. You know, he we messed around,
but not like in that way. You know, we just
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
I'm co signing everything you're saying.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Don't say messed around.

Speaker 7 (49:12):
Well, but I say, like, hey, we went out to
dinner a couple of times or here or there, you know.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Just say you went on a couple of dates.

Speaker 7 (49:19):
But just say we went out to dinner a couple
of times and people might have thought we were dating
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Just I'm thinking of my wife coming out to be saying, yeah,
you know that guy that's around all the time, we
messed around back in the day, Like I'm I just
had barf go right up into my throat. Well, you
said that.

Speaker 7 (49:33):
It wasn't nothing serious.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
So serious, I feel like you have to say it
sooner rather than later because.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Chili see what the phones are saying.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Thank you. That's a good take on Chilie's part. I
agree with them.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Yeah, the longer you hang out with them, the more
weird it's gonna be when he finds out. And I
feel like eventually it'll come out somehow, unless like you
and then that dude were like, hey, we can't ever
tell him nothing. But then that's kind of sketchy too,
is it not?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
This is nothing divorceable. I don't know, but like.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
That's why you just get clear the air. Hey, yeah,
we dated a little bit.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
We're fine.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
We're fine though, there's nothing, nothing there.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
But it's gonna be weird if he finds out, like what,
you guys dated and we've been hanging out for how
many years?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
And you didn't tell me?

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Okay, and then what what happens moving forward?

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Then it's just awkward and then either he gets over
it or they don't. Then they stop hanging out with
that guy.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
But like, do you stop hanging out with that guy?
I don't know? Or do you just slowly what happened?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
You slowly start to cut him off a little bit
at Travis, good morning, Good morning. Uh, Laura, she used
her name and everything. I appreciate how long she's been
listening to the show. All right, you heard the story
she tells her husband, right, Uh, if she's seen the wing,
she needs to tell Oh, hey, on a second, I

(50:47):
don't think there's Wieners involved.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
I don't think they don't know that. They weren't exactly,
we don't know. Okay, what if there's no Wiener involved.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Does she have to tell him?

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Probably not?

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Interestingly, she would have told him if they had just
gone like one date, if you had some wieners involved,
you like, it's gonna be awkward if I tell her
my husband, no, because he's already hanging out with this guy.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
I'm throwing up, Austin. Good morning, Austin.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Yes, sir, Okay, does she need to come clean? I
believe so.

Speaker 12 (51:20):
Okays, my wife now eleven years, have been together for
fifteen years. My brother in law is her ex boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Oh is it awkward?

Speaker 4 (51:33):
No?

Speaker 5 (51:34):
Not at all?

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Okay, at all.

Speaker 12 (51:35):
To be honest, man, he's a good dude. I mean
she told me when they first started dating, and doesn't
bother me one bit.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
I'd have this discussion before with someone.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Is this out of bounds?

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Or am I just a weirdo?

Speaker 1 (51:49):
When you start dating?

Speaker 4 (51:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
No, no, no, I'm asking very specific. I want you
in on this, Austin. When you start dating somebody, is
it out of bounds to say, Hey, is there anyone
around in the circle that I need to know about
that maybe there's a past? Is that a Is that
a fair question to ask of somebody that you're starting
to date and get serious with Alex.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
I mean, good question to Alex.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Oh, okay, I feel like you.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Are you allowed to say that? I think you are
allowed to. I mean, I think there's.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Somebody that had sex with that you wound up being
friends and they're still around.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Then you've seen paranoid asking that.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
But I also think that, yeah, you do sort of
have a right, so you know sometimes, Austin, can you
ask that question.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
Saying?

Speaker 12 (52:32):
My wife is from a very small town and we
live in that small town. So she's very upfront honest
when we when I met somebody that she knew or dated,
she was upfront honest with me and told me, I
mean she is, She's like, you know, we're from a
small town, small selection. So yeah, yeah, we see her
ex boyfriend that she thought she was gonna marry a

(52:54):
high school sweetheart on a yearly.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Basis, But she was upfront with with you about him.
That's where that's where Laura is sending us the email Gabby,
good morning, same morning. Tell me what Just settle this
for me?

Speaker 13 (53:11):
Laura, her husband him, she's got you.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
There's no way, I mean, has her husband right.

Speaker 13 (53:20):
You can't you can't be around your husband and another guy,
and and have your husband looking Michael fool What do.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
You say you want tacos tonight? By the way, I
dated Phil. Yeah, now it's awkward because you say it earlier.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
How do you bring that up? Gabby?

Speaker 9 (53:35):
You just got to be honest.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
I mean, she's already waited this long. There there's no
easy way to do it. You just got to risk
the band aid off. And then you know it's up
to him if they hang out with him anymore and not.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Yeah, it's gonna make it weird.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
It's definitely gonna make it weird. Now, trust me, I
just made up.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
I made up that name Phil. By the way, I
don't think she was. Phil's not the guy. I just
it was the first thing. That's all right. She's got
to say something.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
To the husband for sure.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Well it makes sense, like how awkward is it going
to be?

Speaker 2 (54:04):
And eventually that comes out there? What you guys?

Speaker 1 (54:06):
For how many years you didn't tell me this?

Speaker 2 (54:08):
One more?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
One more?

Speaker 2 (54:10):
And then I'm done? Reagan?

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Good morning, Hey Rod? How you doing brother?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
All right?

Speaker 2 (54:15):
You help Laura out. I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
I'm I feel like you know what you're talking about
what's Laura to do here?

Speaker 5 (54:22):
Yeah, one hundred percent. He's got to come clean.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
And the way I always slipped this around is.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
If he had a girl that he.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Had dated a few times, that was her best friend.

Speaker 14 (54:31):
They're hanging out at dinner, they're giggling and stuff, and
what she want to know that he had went.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Out on a few dates with her.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
And I guarantee you the answers.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Till yes, yeah, I agree with that.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
That's how you rationalize it. Then you figure out that's
how you tell yourself. Okay, it's the right thing to
do to tell them, Okay, oh yeah, absolutely, she'd want
to know I don't know something about Reagan.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
I got a goodbye.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
I new he.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Yeah, Ragin does know. Thanks bro, Thank you.

Speaker 14 (54:56):
Dude, Yes, sir, take care, good day.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
You don't want those things just I imagine she's Laura's
thinking about this a lot. Yeah, And every time he's.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Just like that means she's just clear the air, like, hey, look,
I don't have any feelings for him or anything like this,
but we dated a little bit before you.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
You weren't even a thing.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
There's nothing still going on or anything even close to that.
But hey, I just feel like you have the right
to know that.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Laura. Lucky for you, Texas Hammer game ended quickly, we
had time to.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Get into this. Now your problems are all solved, and
now the audience has spoke it. You gotta tell your
dude good luck.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Houston's Rocking Alternatives The.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Rod Ryan The Morning Show six to ten AM ninety
four or five.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
About five the Bulls, Good Morning, rod Ryan's show. Panic
at the Disco should have been through an email earlier
on the show. It was from Laura, and she nowhere
in there.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
I was surprised. Nowhere in it did she say, Hey,
don't use my name. Maybe she should. Pat Morrero, It's like.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Well, you said that she's been listening, she got her
husband to listen to the show, and you said her name.
Didn't she just kind of tell him through your email.
I went back to go look at her email. Her
email doesn't have her name in it, nor does is
her name anywhere in there. Maybe she changed her name. Okay,
maybe she changed Maybe she changed her name. But Pat,
you're right, she said in the email, how long she's

(56:21):
been listening, and she's the reason that her husband listens
to the show.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
You might be putting the dots. Yeah, you listening right now?

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:28):
I think Laura probably covered her tracks. Did anybody go
home and ask you wife today?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Is there something you want to tell me about the
especially for her name Laura.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Yeah, anything with it out?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Sorry, Phil's out there. I just threw that name out there.
If Phil is Phil is not a part of that story.
Good morning everyone, I've got ghost tickets for you coming
up closer to around eight twenty, Jillie says we're getting
involved in another national contest. He didn't tell me much
more than that. I will get clarification on what's happening
at nine ten on this show.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
I've got Monster Jam tickets. Man, I've been busy. I
haven't done any push ups. I haven't looked at Alex's
six picks yet. Come on, man, like I just take
him for a reason. Wait, just for someone else that's listening.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
What am I gonna go see? Just give me, like,
give me a reason to go look at your six
picks this weekend.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
My daughter's cute, Okay, really cute?

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Yes, I agree.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Chili, you made chili made chili.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
There was an MMA fighter that my podcast sponsored and
you could see our podcast logo behind him.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
When he was fighting yesterday. That was cool, Okay, very cool,
so all kind of cool stuff like that. I put
it on the stories over the weekend. Thank you for
saving me from making fifteen bean soup.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Terrible move.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
I did add two beans to it. I made seventeen
bean soup this weekend. It tastes different, Oh, like victory.
Tasted like victory soup. Yeah, that seventeen bean soup this
weekend for Josh Allen. And then I made some wings.
I saw that it looked good, burning my Josh Allen candle.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Yeah, looked really good.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Wings aren't good. I mean, what wings aren't good? That's true.
Sunny skys ten percent chance of rain, hives sixty. Go
look at Alex's six picks here. He is right here
with Houston's headlines. Good morning everyone.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
The death toll in Los Angeles continues to rise as
wildfires continue to rage. As of now, there's twenty four
confirmed fire related deaths, but that total is expected to
grow over the coming days.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
White House officials said yesterday.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
That over twenty four thousand people have registered for FEMA
assistants since President Joe Biden approved a major Disaster declaration
last week. Some Houston firefighters are even on their way
to help with those fires right now. Firefighters from Houston, Baytown, Conrad, Needham,
and Northern Montgomery County fire departments left early Saturday morning
to try and help out. They're expected to be there
for at least the next fourteen days. But our thoughts

(58:41):
are with all of those that have been affected by
the fires out that way.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
The current estimate damage wise, early estimates are at one
hundred and fifty billion dollars. It's gonna end up being
the costliest wildfire in US history. Can you imagine if
it comes down to if they figure out where it started,
the one that started everything, and if it does come
down to somebody, Wow, that's yeah. I can't even imagine

(59:05):
that there's somebody out there that might be walking around
saying I think this is because of what I did, right,
You know, there is that might.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Be the case, because sometimes it's like just somebody threw
a cigarette out the window and then I caught stuff
like that. And also there's like arson stuff too that
can happen to but yeah, you never know.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Yeah, there's really it's not clear if any of the
fires were arson, but we don't know yet.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
President elect Donald Trump was granted an unconditional discharge in
his hush money trial in New York.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Even though he's a convicted felon.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
He can still vote because his sentence is complete, but
he can't own a gun. It was an unconditional discharge
for the thirty four felony convictions, which means that he's
going to receive no punishment but can still appeal his
conviction if he chooses to do so. For the first
time in twenty years, there's a decline in the number
of single people.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
According to a study, forty two percent of adults.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Single right now, which is a decline from twenty nineteen
and forty four percent we're single, so just a two percent.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Increase, but still whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Just to be clear, that means when you're single, that
you're not married, not living with a partner, or in
a committed relationship. If you're going to apply for mile
of meat maybe later this week, make sure that you
fit into that category too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
And I thought we were going in the opposite direction.
The other thing that came out of this is married people.
The share of adults that were married went from fifty
percent to fifty one percent twenty nineteen to twenty twenty
three pandemic related because people were at home, they were alone.
They don't want to go through that ever again. In
case there is that true, I'm just trying to figure

(01:00:34):
out the numbers had been going the other way for
years and then since the pany is not the only thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
But it just seems like marriage on the uptick. It's
on the way up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
You know, I got married, and maybe people were like,
Alex did it, Okay, let's go. So yeah, relationships look
like they're making a comeback. Everybody, they say single them
has peaked. It's never We're never going to see this
time again, you know, But enjoy it. Enjoy it while
you're single.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Over the holidays, Will Ferrell showed up to an LA
Kings hockey game dresses Buddy the Elf with a cigarette
in his mouth. The version of Buddy the Elf that
he showed up as looked unshaven and way less happy
than the one we'd seen in the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Why did he do this? It turns out just because
he felt like it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
He said that sometimes he likes to just do weird
things and stir things up, and yeah, that's exactly what
he did.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Everybody's what's up.

Speaker 7 (01:01:25):
With Will Ferrell?

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Is you doing okay? Why do you go with Buddy
the Elf?

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Is he losing it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
And like Rod said earlier, he might just be our
modern day Bill Murray.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
So that's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
We did get some cool memes out of it, at least,
so I like that a.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Lot in music News, Live Nation and as a fire
aid concert, it's going to benefit the victims of the
La fires. It'll happen at the int to It Dome
that's where the Clippers play on January thirtieth, to try
and help rebuild communities that have been impacted by the fires.
Performers and ticket information are going to be announced in
the coming days, and those are Houston's headlines.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Think about the affected area. This could be the big concert.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
It very well could.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Ever, there is not a name that's too big for
doing some sort of a benefit probably already in that area, correct, So.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
I mean obviously not any iHeartRadio festival would be way better, probably,
But like this the cause awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Yeah, Live Nation for jumping on that immediately. They've got
all the connections. You're talking about the entertainment capital of
the world right there. This concert could be live aid esque.
If they use they put it together easily. It could
be absolutely mascited to see who will be on that
lineup for sure. Yeah, there's there's I don't think there's
anybody that would say no, And I just don't think

(01:02:38):
that there's there's nobody that you couldn't get for that
prob Do they have an announced.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Date, No, it'll go to it's all gonna happen January thirties.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
So it imagine it'll be later this week. Oh, they
have what they said, it'll just happen later this week.
The date of the show is born in the coming days.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Why it could mean anytime.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Okay, here we go, yeah, buddy up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Wild Card weekend in the NFL. The Texans started things
off with the win. They beat the Chargers thirty two
to twelve. They got off to a slow start after
that first quarter, though it is all smooth sale. The
defense had four interceptions, one of which was a pick six.
They also returned to block extra point for two points.
Joe Mixon had one hundred and six yards and a
touchdown on twenty six carries. Most of that was in

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the second half to put the game away. Texans are
now going to face the two time defending Super Bowl
champion Kansas City Chiefs in the divisional round on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
I said, I'm no other John stat keeper here. Yeah,
but a lot of people have hit me up with
the old score of Gami.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
I think they like saying score Agami. It's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
It's very fun, which means the score that's never been
done before in history.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
So no NFL game has ever had a thirty two
to twelve score before.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
So I don't know how many score gomis there are.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Every comment they're going numbers becoming less and less every year.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
But that has never been the score of a football
game in the NFL before.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
It's a good fact.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
It's a good fact that I'm the congratulations of the Texans.
That was a hell of a win for them to
start things off, especially when everybody he wrote him out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I thought that going into it. Everything everybody's picking the Chargers.
That means Texans.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
When everybody's on one side, you take the other side.

Speaker 7 (01:04:09):
Let us all.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Unite in our hatred of Kansas City.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Get him, get him everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Oh you know who's from Kansas City? Teresa?

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Oh, I bet she's the borner.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Hit her up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Yeah, let her know, hit her up, let her know
who's number one, even though her team sort of was.
But she's also a sort of a Texas fan.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Oh, I guess her and Adam are now have to
have a house divided in flag.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
I think he's become some sort of a KC fan
now because he's married into it. Yeah, Adam Clinton, Adam Clinton.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Yeah, see what he'sa Okay, I'll be tuning in to
see what he has to say on Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Wait.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Some other results from Super Wildcard weekend Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Night, the Ravens took care of the Steelers.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Yesterday, the Bills let the Broncos, Eagles beat the Packers,
and the Commanders got by the Buccaneers. We got one
more Wildcard game left Tonight. Matt Stafford and the Rams
are gonna host Justin Jefferson and the Vikings on Monday
Night Football. This game was relocated from La to Arizona
because of the wildfire. Kickoff is at seven and you
can hear it or you can watch it on ESPN
and ABC. And basketball Rockets are gonna be back in

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action tonight. They're gonna host the Grizzlies at the Toyota Center,
Tipox at seven, and you can listen to it on
our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety.

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That is what's going on in sports rock and alternative.

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Very used to the rod.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM.

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The Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz, Good morning
to day. Hey, what's going on with that?

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Good morning, rod Ryan's show. A bunch of stuff in
there is wild in here this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Well, good morning. I hope you're off to a great
start to your day. Halfway part of the show, pabo
percent chance rain, sunny, highs of around at sixty. You're
still getting emails about quote unquote Laura and I'm sorry
to think that's not her name.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Go back and listen to the podcast. How about gonna
repeat stuff from the other hours. But that's how other
morning shows operates, It's not how we do it here.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
But I appreciate the email. A lot of people inputting
and talking about Laura and whether she needs to come clean.
She didn't do anything wrong. Podcast podcasts in the show
every day.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
I am, okay, it's getting up a little bit later
because I'm doing some other stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
The guy's busy, guys busy doing like ten other jobs
over there. Chilli an hour from now. You told me
that we're jumping in on some sort of a national contest.
He didn't really tell me much about it. That's all.

Speaker 7 (01:06:28):
The Infite the Wizard really really.

Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
Good to me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
You don't have anything else on that now?

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
He just said, Hey, no give away at nine ten
because we got a contest that starts.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
All right, big national contest coming our way. Do we
know what it is? No, nobody has.

Speaker 7 (01:06:44):
Kid's been very mysteriously.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Yeah. Yeah, he seems to be getting into football more.
I think his girlfriend's in the football, so he's into football, you.

Speaker 7 (01:06:52):
Know, probably so Probably the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Never watched sports before.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
I don't at all. He uses every sports our boss
uses resports analogy known to man. But a guy that
doesn't watch any sports at all. I mean, he's the
guy that, like, you know, well we're trying to work
here is you know, shave a few strokes. That guy's
never watched golf on TV in his.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Life, not at all. And I don't know him the
most golf.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
I don't know him to ever play, but he loves
talking about shaving a few strokes off.

Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
Then the most athletic sport he's ever played, it was beer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Pong beer Pong proudly the cube. Yeah, TRUEBN, So we
do have some sort of a national deal. We've got
ghost tickets coming up for you in just a little
bit now. Jillie Ashley with an Eye has sent me
three emails telling me that she sent in six picks.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
What's happening.

Speaker 7 (01:07:50):
I have no idea we do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
We just because you send them indism and we post them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
It's not like the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
So she doesn't get her six picks up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
You know who's sending in an awesome picture, Nurse D.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Go to our stories, Nurse D.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
But Nurse D sent in just a singular hashtag Houston
Sunrise picture. I think it's in laporte. OMG, no filter,
no nothing. This picture is beautiful. I mean that thing
needs to be in a frame. It's so good. Thank you,
Nurse D. All right, let's take a look here, Alex.
You said you sent in six picks to that. All right, now, listen.
I know you got a cute baby over there, so

(01:08:27):
I know these pictures are gonna kill Alex has six
picks for the weekend. My wife worked Saturday morning, so
I hung out with my daughter. That's a picture out
of the gate is funny. Yeah, well, because I never
see you without a baseball cap. You're a baseball cap
every single day in.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Most of the time at work. I don't have great hair.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
I don't think most of the time. I think you
have a wonderful head of hair too. But you you
wear a baseball cap every day. Yeah, you look weird
without a baseball cap. To me, that's how I know
you wear a baseball cap every day. It's like when
somebody gets lasi, they're walking around with no glasses, like happened.
Why do you look so upset? Why are you upset?
What do you mean looking right now?

Speaker 13 (01:09:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
You don't have glasses all right? So there you are
there it is hair all over the place.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
You went to Knicks place to go watch the Texans game. Yep, okay,
that's cool. Texas played on Saturday. You had the kid
on Saturday. I had a kid Saturday morning. My wife
worked and then when she got home straight off and
I went and watch football.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
I'm going to get loaded take her to Like we
just figured maybe don't take her to the bar for
the whole game.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
So we didn't take he.

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
To the bar.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Yeah, she won't last the whole game. All right, man,
that kid she looks like a different kid does but
you see her every single day. So do you notice
it in pictures?

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Because I notice it in pictures more than like when
I see her, Like when you look back, you're like,
oh wow, you were little.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Yeah, oh yeah, this is cute. I like your hell
Fire Radio T shirt. Yeah's my favorite morning show, Alex.
I'll say this, the dam thing looks so good on you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
That smile on your face is so genuine, and it's
I think it's a smile that only a kid can
bring to your face.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Yeah, that's cool. You have that, you have that thing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
You're now a guy that knows you either know or
you don't know. You now know. That's that's that's the
only I'm gonna I'm gonna end it there. You either
know where you don't, you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Know, little stuff like that. And he's like, I don't know,
I had fun hanging out with it that morning.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Like none of your teams are in the playoffs, no nothing.
Man's are actually the hottest even hockey. They've won seventh straight.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
But that doesn't look like a guy that's upset that
the Giants aren't in postseason football.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
That does not look like a guy. I know how
you how heavy that crown.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Is for you?

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Yeah, and he helps with it a lot. She helps
with it a lot. You needed that kid.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
You were going to spontaneously combust if you didn't have
a child, or it might be dead, Julie, won't you
worried about how tightly he was wound? Yeah, I mean
he's still wound tight. Believe me, this guy is tightly wound.
But I feel like that kid has loosened him up
a little bit.

Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
Oh yeah, Now he bets on how many diapers he's
going to chain today.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
I crushed that, all right, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
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Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
It's milf Monday, Chili.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
I'm gonna go look right now. I'm sure. I promise I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Gonna go look right now.

Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
Hey know what, go ahead, Ashley and I send it
by twenty emails telling Roder go look at the milf
please listen. I thought, anyway, you'll go and see stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
I thought.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Ashley took wonderful pictures for six picks this weekend. I'm
sure they're beautiful pictures. He's at the Texans game.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
Too.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
She ran into an old friend. I thought they were wonderful,
and I told her as such. I'm not whether or
not that makes its way over the links and guests.
I'm not control of that.

Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
I mean, I would just love for you to say, wow,
cheerlead that milk today is wonderful.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Well, I'm gonna go do that the Texans game.

Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
But look at her at the beach, laying down, shaking
me like you know, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
I'm going to well number one as always, I'm gonna
go and listen to these great commercials we have lined
up for you. Okay. I love this and I'm gonna
get out and I'm gonna support everything that I here
in this commercial break, I'm gonna go support all of them, okay,
because that's what keeps this show free. So I want
you to listen to that. But I am going to
check out the MILF. I'm going to knock out some pushups,
and then when we come back, we'll find out what's

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Also, it's strained all morning NFL Playoffs, Baby, that's what
everybody's talking about. We had Super Wildcard weekend. We still
have one more game left tonight. Everybody's talking about the
Commanders coming back to win on a last second field goal.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Yeah. Here locally, the.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Texans just dominant after that first quarter and and I'm
not going to mention the team from Philadelphia that one,
but there's a lot of people online talking about that too.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Who cares what we are?

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
We blowing up Rex Ryan enough here in Houston and
maybe Chili. I need to ask him this. Rex Ryan
is the one that said that. He said that the
Chargers playing the Texans was like a bye week, giving
no respect to the Texans at all. And I saw
him on there and he said, hey, I got it wrong,
and we'll see what they do next week. But should
we be Chili? Should we be blowing up Rex Ryan more?

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
Nah?

Speaker 7 (01:14:30):
I mean nobody really cares about him, he really nobody
even he was still and I mean he's trying to
go coach the Jets. That just tells you how much
of a winning mentality he has.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
I mean he wants back in on that job for sure.

Speaker 7 (01:14:44):
I mean the more attention we pay him, the more
of a favor were doing them to get that job.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
You know, I like, you do want that because you
want the justice suck, all right? Rex Ryan is in
the rear view of mirror, and now Patrick Mahomes is
in the crossheads public. Okay one great, Yeah, I will
playoffs in training. And then Taylor Swift is trending.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
She this is actually she gave her crew a one
hundred thousand dollars bonus for the eras to it, which
is pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Like working on that you' getting one hundred thousand dollars
from Taylor.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Swet more money.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
I think she already I hate that, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
The video of her signing the check over to everybody,
so I guess now they're getting the checks.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
But that is what is trending on night. Moved by
the buzz. The Chiefs haven't played yet in the playoffs
and she's done with her tool will not be mentioning
her for the rest of the week.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
Out of solid area with the Texans that was just like,
that was kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
But they're gonna show her during the game Texans Chiefs
this Saturday, right, I.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Won't be looking at her Saturday, Saturday after thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Yeah, same time as last week, same results as last week.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
I like that Ghost is coming to town. I want
to see this band live. I've heard they put on
a hell of a live show.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
I like them.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Ghost is August sixteenth at the Toyota Center. Tickets are
on sale now at Toyotas Center dot com. Win a
free pair of tickets from us. I'll just take caller
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brod Ryan's Show, Good mor Hi, who's this?

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
This is Shannon?

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Shannon. Ask me if I'm in a good mood? Ask me,
just go ahead, ask are you in a good mood?
I'm in a great mood. Shannon, such a good mood
right now?

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
How are you today?

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Feel like?

Speaker 9 (01:16:45):
I'm gonna pretty good one too?

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Yeah, what's got you feeling good? I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:16:49):
It's Monday and I stepped out of bed and not
not you know, not six feet under.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
I like that. I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
And your caller number ten. I hope that helps too.
Hell yeah, yeah, awesome. What do you know about the
band Ghosts? Do you know anything about them?

Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
Not a whole lot, not a whole lot.

Speaker 10 (01:17:04):
I've seen a few of their music videos, but definitely
got a cool stage presence.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Yeah, it's a real theatrical show and I like that.
And now I've grown to Now I've grown to like
their music too. I used to give Phyllis crap about
ghost all the time. Always I did all the time.
I gave a crap about this band. Now I like them,
So she knew she was early on. This Ghost is
playing and they're big too. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
They're playing the Toyota Center on August twelfth.

Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
So tickets are on sale now, Shannon, you're going all right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Bro, that's awesome. It's so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
That is awesome, all right, Shannon, thanks, man, continue having a.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Great day, my man. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
I appreciate it your positive.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
Energy today on the show. I'm gonna carve out some
time on Friday. I want to see where you guys
are at, those of you that told us that you
have new New Year's resolutions, things that you wanted to
do differently, whether it's well, whatever it is that you
that you set as a goal for yourself. I figured,

(01:18:03):
I know you did this Quitter's Day thing. Not you
did it, but you were telling everybody that it was none.
It was known as Quitter's Day. On Friday. Yeah, I
was doing really good, and then my New Year's resolution
was to do one hundred push ups a day. I
am no longer a guy that does one hundred push
ups a day. I'm a guy that does push ups
every day that plays. I did seventy five on Saturday, thinking, okay,

(01:18:28):
I'll just knock out that other twenty five later life later.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Never life happened on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Life happened on Saturday, and I never knocked out the
other twenty five. Fine, dude, I don't judge you, so
am I okay, Well that's it. I don't do this anymore. No,
I do this until Saturday or Sunday rolled around and
I only did fifty. The Lord's Day I did fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
I really got caught up in those.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Football games to day rests. I really got caught up.
And then I'm being lazy. I was eating chicken wings
and you know, bean soup. I did fifty. So I
didn't do one hundred pushups Saturday or Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
But I'm going to go back to today. I'm back
at it today, and just let this be a lesson
to you that Okay, it's all right, but don't blow it.
Meaning Okay, well then I don't do this anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
No, I still do it. I just didn't do the
one hundred. Yes, I'm going to do one hundred today.
I'm going to do a hundred every.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Day this week.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
I'm going to do it. I'm going to get back
on board. I did push ups every day. I just
didn't do the number that I wanted. All Right. This
kind of goes hand in hand with this new poll
of vegetarians and vegans. Thirty eight percent admit that they
have cheat meals with meat. Now, vegetarians, I think those
are the ones that still eat dairy and eggs. Vegans

(01:19:44):
are a little bit more strict vegetarians fall off the
wagon a little bit more often vegans. Once you make
that decision, a lot of people really really stick with that.
It's not a one time thing, though. People on these
plant based diets say that they rarely eat meat but
occasionally once or twice a year. Thirty eight percent. Forty
seven percent of people say that they don't eat meat

(01:20:04):
but maybe once or twice a year. It's okay, you're
still a vegetarian. If you have meat twice a year,
you're a vegetarian. Doesn't it back you up?

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Doesn't it just hit you like a sledgehammer.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Like your Tana was doing like a vegetarian phase. And
I remember she had barbecue, and I think it back
to her up it was either one or the other.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
The back to when right through her something with barbecue
sauce makes me go the sauce. Yeah, it's the sauce.
It's for me, for me anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Can you call yourself a vegetarian if you have a
if you have two burgers a year and everything else
you're strict on, are you still a vegetarian?

Speaker 14 (01:20:39):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
For me, you are.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
For me, you are.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
I'm not that like because you can't say it like
you're not saying I'm a strict vegetarian, Like I'm pretty
I'm a vegetarian.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Yeah, sometimes I do other stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
So that Now, this poll was conducted by a beef company.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Okay, but they are.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
They're selling vegan and vegetarian meat. So if you're eating
meat very often, you could you probably cannot identify as
a vegetarian or a vegan. You can call yourself very
health conscious, picky eater, or you eat meat in moderation,
your meat curious, which is funny, but a couple times, Okay,

(01:21:18):
I'm fine with that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Now Arby's. Arby's has just said we need people in here.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Their New Friday was Quitter's Day, when people were most
likely to abandon their New Year's resolutions. If you want
to pretend that you're still sticking to your diet, Arby's
they've got you covered over there.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
The New Year, same you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
They added salad to their menu, so you can go
to Arby's and get a salad. Now, the problem is
you step up to the counter, you order a salad
with dressing. This week, you're gonna get a double beef
and cheddar sandwich and a green smoothie. Will get you
a milkshake, steamed vegetables gets you curly fries. They've renamed
their menu items.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Uh so then you can go back and be like, honey,
I wasn't eating all these things.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
I had a salad.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
The ideas you can cheat, but you can get around
it on a technicality. If anyone to ask, you say, well,
all I had for lunch was a salad. It's listed
as a salad. That but it's a double beef and
shutter sandwich. That is great stupid. If you are looking
that hard for technicalities, you should do something else.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
No, I absolutely agree, but I do respect the technicalities
being there for that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Yeah, there's like a handful of cities that are doing this.
I don't know that we're on there.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
So if you go to the local Arby's and you
ask for a salad, they might look at you like,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
I don't know if they're doing this here, but I
want you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
To go to it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
I want you to ask for the salad like it's
like a drug dealer.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Can I get the salad?

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Wink wink, nudge, nudge the salad? You know, you know
how you guys do salads here? I want one of
those salads, you know what I mean with the drippy
cheese and.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
The beef.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Experience, Adventure in the Cosmic ninety four or five, the
buzz good morning, rod Ryan's show at his sublime and
feel like that Jacob Nol with some tracks from his
dad on there. Yeah, that's really cool. I'm glad that
that's the we debuted that song on this show. And

(01:23:18):
then you guys are you've been around long enough so
you know how this works. We get to play a
brand new song, we test the waters out, we take
a lot of calls on it, emails, wizards, got to
overanalyze everything forever and then figure out, okay, what are
we gonna do here? So sometimes you'll put some stuff
in the evening. It's not that that's a lesser audience.
It's just, you know, it's a more adventurous audience.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
It's different.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
The different day parts do mean something without getting too
nerdy on it, the day parts meaning morning drive, afternoon drive,
midday nights, overnights.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Those are your day parts.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
And you know, some stuff he'll just park on overnights
just to see if there's something happening with it. And
that one, that one he kind of realized, Hey, wait
a minute, this there's something here. I'm glad that they
we're playing it in the morning and Jacob Dole, you
were just talking about it and at the twentieth anniversary show,
that kid was awesome. He was so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
He had no idea what to like, what you what
to expect, and just every expectation You're like, Justin was incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Justin's always incredible. But like, but Justin walks.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Around because he's Justin, super humble, but he's a rock star. Absolutely,
Justin knows.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
He's a rock star. He doesn't act like it, but
he just has a presence about him. This kid.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Didn't have that at all. I mean on stage he
owned it. Yeah, but just talking to me, he was
just this just silly guy, just hang out. Yes, he
was just so unassuming. I think that's what it was.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
And it was just like you, he was the biggest
question mark for everybody, I feel like going in and
just absolutely exceeded every expectation.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Yeah, that was really really fun.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
Let's just have another party again, I don't we're the
buzz fest. Let's have another Yeah, I was gonna say,
we do have a party, just do again.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Just do again.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
We do have a party.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
It's called Buzzfest Tic gets around sale now party.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Saturday, May twenty fourth, Woodland's Pulvilion. You can get your
tickets through ticket Master locations, Dope Book, Garrotte's Yet. I'm
gonna do that first, bro, I gave you the pro.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
Test last week.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
We get your hotel room, got it? Isn't that like
Labor Day weekend? I think so?

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
Probably, dude, get your room.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
I'll get it now, I'll get it. I'm going into
a break. I got stuff to do it on the break.
Go do your go. Get a right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Busy season, don't worry about any of that stuff. Wedding season.
People are picking their dates.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
They've already like determined one of the most popular dates
this year. I mean, Saturdays are always the most requested
dates for weddings. Yeah, yeah, wedding planners. And then you get,
oh boy, astrology experts.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Nope, we don't got to cover that on this show anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
June fourteenth is seems to be the number one reserved
date right now, according to the pros. June twenty first,
summer Soltice Solstice, September twentieth or September tenth is that
September twenty seventh. They skip that that was my day
June fourteenth, June twenty first, September twentieth, September twenty seventh.

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And then, like the numerology nerds, I never realized, and
I never even believed that it was a thing that
somebody wanted to get married because the numbers were cool.
I get it if you get a one, two, three four,
or you get a seven seven seven.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
I remember I was around during that, the eight eight eight.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
Josh Tree got married on two twenty two at twenty two.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Okay, that was cool. It was two twenty two, twenty two.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
I think my neighbor he's talking about these dates, and
he's talking about like when he's hoping that his kids
are born, like he's into the numbers.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
Who cares, I mean, not doing a good football game.

Speaker 11 (01:26:49):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
I guess if you're hoping to get an easy date
that you don't forget.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
That's all that's that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
But dates for numerology this year four five twenty five
it's a Saturday, and then eight eight twenty five is
a Friday. I guess just because there's a repeating number
in there, that's what's cool about it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
Two five twenty five would be a good one to
remember easily.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Five twenty five twenty five and one twenty five twenty
five or both saturdays. I would never in a million
years schedule a wedding to land on that date. It
was it for me. It was do we have any
monster jams going on? What promotion are we running? When
do we have time?

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Is the venue available?

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
With pretty much my deciding fact like wait that, okay,
this one's not availed that day.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
This one is, we're gonna go with this one.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
It's so unheard of for me to think that you
would pick out.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
A date because it sounds cool and then make everything
happen around that date.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
It's like, how flexible are you? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
I'm not very flexible. I needed to be at a
certain spot and everything it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
All you're right, where are you gonna get married? And
the location we had that that's hard.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
That we were choosing from. And then we were like,
all right, well we like this one. These are the
dates they gave, say well, let's go at this one.
Try before football stats.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
If you get that venue that you want to get
married at, if it lands on turd turd twenty five
book it. Yeah, all right, well those are those are
the big wedding dates this year, right of us, Rocky
and all tearing very soon.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
The rod Ryan Morning Show, I'm six to ten am.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
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Ten If you're good luck on the Thank you for that.
Sonny skies, Well, I can't say no rain. Low chances
of rain vetter or not rain. Sonny in sixty, get
me outside, okay, taking the bicycle out today? Oh yeah,
taking the bicycle out today. Let's go one final time.
Alex has Houston's headlines, Well, good morning everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
The death toll in the Los Angeles or in Los
Angeles continue to rise as wild fires continue to rage.
As of now, there are twenty four confirmed fire related debts,
but that's expected to grow in the coming days. White
House officials said yesterday that over twenty four thousand people
have registered for FEMA assistance since President Joe Biden approved
a major Disaster declaration last week. Some Houston firefighters are

(01:29:44):
even on their way to help with these fires. Firefighters
from Houston, Baytown, Conrad, Needham, and Northern Montgomery County fire
departments are all on their way right now. They left
early Saturday morning to try and help out. They're in
their own fire engine, so it's going to take them
a little bit to get there, but they're expected to
be there for at least the next fourteen days.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
That's cool that we're.

Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
Getting to help out, but also our thoughts are with
everyone affected by those fires.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Yeah, wonder how that works.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
If they looked up, you know, I mean they looked
for volunteers to go.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
I feel like it was probably volunteers first, and then
it was just like, hey, we got to get people
out here.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
They said it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
So you said fourteen days, They said it could easily,
they could easily tack on another week. They know, absolutely
it might be going, you know, from their families for
twenty one days and they're battling one of the most
the fiercest fires that we've ever seen in America.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
I know that it's kind of different stuff, but like
whenever there's flooding and stuff here, we always have people
from all over the country coming to help out. So
it's cool seeing our people go out there and help out,
and that this is a unique case. I know that
we always help out in Louisiana and everywhere else, but
it's cool seeing like the local Ustonians going out there
and helping out. Twenty twenty four was the hottest year
in recorded history, according to many government agencies. According to scientists,

(01:30:49):
it was the hottest year since eighteen eighty and the
previous hottest year, which doesn't make sense. It was twenty
twenty three, So if it was the hottest since eighteen eighty,
but twenty twenty three was also so hotter, I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Yeah, there's people that don't like this talk.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
Yeah, well, what thermometer are you looking at, bro govern
make conspiracy?

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
Yeah, I don't know a fountain. Listen, it's hot, I
know that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
Yeah, I'm just gonna go out on lemons, say twenty
twenty five. Next year will say that that was the
hottest year. Oh yeah, that's probably how that's seeing.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
So what the tea leaves are saying.

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
The consecutive records are part of a continued warming trajectory
scientists have been warning people about for years.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Have you taken your Christmas decorations down yet? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
Well, if you haven't, it may not be the worst thing.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
Because, according to a new survey, forty five percent of
people say that there shouldn't be a deadline on when
holiday decorations come down. Others say that your decorations should
come down by January sixteenth, which is Thursday. If you're
trying to follow that timeline, we don't say that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Other people say that the rod Ryansch was not telling
you that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
A lot of people do say that seeing the lights
makes them happy, that they wouldn't mind seeing them year round.
I do think it would be funny to just have
like Valentine's Day lights, make that a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
The light the light companies would love that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
I'm just curious why to go with any Cristmas music
during this story, because I.

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Know what you would have changed it to come in five.
There's this one on the boo bleboard today.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
I mean, why wouldn't you just put some Christmas music
in to accompany your cast time story.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
I said it was holiday lights.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
It could be Honikah lights. People were taken down to
Honika went down a little late.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
Every bit of Christmas has been scoured from my house
and it's such a good feeling.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
I love it. I love to decorate. I missed Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
God when it goes away, it's I'm so glad that
it's like out of sight, out of mind. I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
They were taking the light up Christmas trees, like the
metal ones they have down by our office here. Down
the other day when I was going post over, they
were slowly pulling those up in that kind of enemy said,
it's like, now it's really over. I knew it was over,
but now it's really over when the lights are gone.
Tamothy Shalla May is going to host Saturday Night Live
on January twenty fifth, but he won't just host. He

(01:32:54):
will also be the musical guest that night. Only forty
one people in the show's fifty year history I've ever
hosted and been the musical guest only a few of
those weren't primarily singers, like Desi arnez aka, Ricky Ricardo,
he did that nineteen seventy six.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
S Gary Busey did that in nineteen seventy nine. Who
did you say?

Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
He was?

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
He eating ass?

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
He played Buddy Holly back in the day, and I
think he was up for an Academy Award for that guy.

Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
And I'm assuming it had something to do around that time.
Just Scary Busey's name stuck out on that list.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
What did he yeah to do?

Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
And then Lily Tomlin also did it twice nineteen seventy
five and nineteen eighty three. Shalome has been getting really
good reviews for his portrayal of Bob Dylan and the
biopic A Complete.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
Unknown, but there's no word on whether or not he's
going to.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
Be singing Dylan on SNL he has though if I
do not know, I'm not saying he doesn't have originals,
but I do not recall ever hearing of a Timothy
Shallomey original. So unless he does have originals he's going
to debut, then he probably would.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
You would think, what if it goes out there and
does a couple of rage covers just Oh, that'd be cool.
He just says this. Tom Morello comes out and they
just do Rage. That would be badass, best episode ever.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
Rage, It's the Machines Killing the Name has now hit
one billion streams on Spotify. We are an iHeartRadio show, though,
but you have to acknowledge this milestone because it was
first released in November of nineteen ninety two in the
wake of the La Riots, since become a beloved anthem
to many around the world. Over the weekend, Morello did
acknowledge this milestone and thinking all of those that listened,

(01:34:20):
including quote those who love it, those who hate it,
and those who have enjoyed it without understanding it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
Those are Houston's heavlones.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
Justin's real headlines should be that the Texans whipped the
Chargers' ass on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
They ate them thirty two to twelve.

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
It was a rough start, rough first quarter, but they
got things together after that. Stevens had four interceptions, one
of those being a pick six. They also returned a
block extra point for two points. Joe Mixon had a
one hundred and six yard game a touchdown on twenty
six carries. Most of that was in the second half
to ice the game. Texans are now going to play
the Chiefs in the Divisional round on Saturday at three

(01:34:59):
th Already you won last week at three thirty on Saturday.
Just run it back this time. You just got to
beat the chief It's totally the Chiefs. It's just the
chief No one's won it won three in a row.
So let's just do that. Like, just just end it now, dude,
Luck's got to run out sometime.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
Let's all unite in our hatred. Let's just do it.
Of all things, Jesus City, just do it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
And the Chiefs and Mahomes and Kelsey.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
Whip all cool, whippy. You're the team that that tackled
the Giant. They're my new Patriots, they really are. They're
my new Patriots.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
I hate them.

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
Yeah, So big game ahead for the Texans. But let's
celebrate getting the dub over the Chargers right now while
we still can't, because that was that was awesome. Some
other results from Super Wild Card weekend Saturday night, the
Ravens took care of the Steelers, the Bills beat the Broncos. Yesterday,
they Eagles got by the Packers, and the Commanders beat
the Buccaneers.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
We've got one more wild Card game tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
Matt Stafford and the La Rams are going to take
on Justin Jefferson and the Minnesota Vikings on Monday Night Football.
Vikings are two and a half point favorites heading into
this one. Kickoff is at seven and you can watch
it on ESPN and ABC and basketball. The Rockets are
back in action tonight. They're gonna host the Grizzlies at
the Toyota Center. Tip Off is at seven and you
can listen to that game over on our sister station,
Sports Talk seven ninety that what's going on in sports?

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
I know there's some Australian thing you were talking about
in basketball. I only have room in my heart for
one thing right now, this football, I'm telling how to be.
I'm obsessed, though, I'm obsessed right now. What a weekend?
And you said it earlier. I think it was off there.
You're like, I wish it was just Saturday and Sunday already.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Just more time, more me too, the next round.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
It's gonna be a fun weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative All Day and The Rock Ryan
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
Ninety five ninety four or five the bus. Good morning,
rod Ryan Show, Welcome to the nine o'clock hour, nine
oh eight.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
I got a chance for me to win a thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
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So Terresa, we'll wrap it up at five ten Today
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(01:37:25):
I can't keep track of all these national days. There's
some kind of a plant day over the weekend. Like plants. Yeah,
like plants. I'm not good at keeping plants. My mom,
it didn't That's the one thing I didn't get from
my mom. My mom was killer at keeping houseplants.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
Yeah, lost them at it thought some power plants.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
Yeah, I'm not good cillar plants. I wouldn't be good
attending to those either. Today's National clean out your desk day.
You know, it's cool about that. I don't have a
desk anymore, ohcause I don't have an office anymore. But
I got a desk at home, and I can't keep
that sucker clean. Even when I had an office, I
couldn't keep it clean. Somebody said, well, that's a sign
of you know, being a genius.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
I went with that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
I didn't. Why not, It's not true, but I went
with it. So national clean off your desk Day.

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
What a day I did. That's it, that's it. Just
clean your desk today.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
I'm not going to get into the microbes on your keyboards,
the sixteen million microbes that are on your keyboard right now.
But what I did find out, which I thought was
a fun fact, was Charles Darwin, thank you very much,
revolutionizing the office chair.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
He added wheels to it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Wow, he put wheels on his office chair and he's
wheeling around.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
That's how he got to the galapagoes. Uh, yeah, that's
exactly how he got He did that so long ago.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
Why did it take so long to get him on luggage?
And why did it take so long to put wheels
on a cooler? Crazy to me that my dad would
haul around a cooler, a Coleman cooler, green one that
everybody had. My dad would put it on his shoulder
and he'd carry that sucker to the beach with us.
No wheels, just that he's a man. Yeah. The luggage thing,

(01:39:12):
I remember being a little kid and some teacher was retiring.
I was in grade school and she rolled in her
luggage and she showed us her luggage and we went, oh,
like we were seeing like a shiny new car. We
looked at luggage that had wheels on it. It was the
first time I'd ever I remember the first time I
saw a pair of wheels on it set of luggage,
not four wheels, just too And then they changed it
to her.

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
Now you have to like lean it it just like
stands up, roll it on all four Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
I remember no wheels on garbage cans. Okay, we had.
We had these aluminum garbage cans. They were so messed
exactly that, and I remember my dad taking out the
garbage and carrying them and then I was so grouchy
there were no wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
Became my job.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
We had these aluminum garbage cans forever, you know, before
they had the automated and pick up things and all
of that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
Do we have wheels on everything that we need wheels
on them?

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Definitely not.

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
Okay, here's my thought.

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
Okay, what you got just think of like Heeali's how
like they were tracked. Okay, all furniture would benefit with
wheels the retractable, that's what. But boom, who wouldn't want
to like roll out their stuff and like clean underneath
and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
Yeah, that's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
The kitchen table, the armoire, the bed, everything should have wheels.
When you wanted to cocoon, you hit some kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
Button and then now you can move it around and
you can clean underneath.

Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
I don't hate that at all. I'm gonna use your term.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
Verbal trademark verbal trademark. Nobody can say that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
I'm verbal trademarking the wheeled furniture.

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
This is marked.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
You can listen back to the podcast that was when
Rod Ryan on January thirteenth, at nine to twelve said
verbal trademark.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
That's his I can hear him. Now, come on down today.
We got just the furniture. We got the furniture with wheels
out of back bark back, no back back slips.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
Come on, we got wheels on our furniture. We can
hear Mac. I can hear Mac right now we talk
to Mac. Max's definitely gonna behind that. You know, these
are the ones that Rod talked about on the air.
Mack back wheels on the furniture, and you'll get to
be in a match there. I know they make little
dollies and I know they make all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
I get it. I'm talking about you. You buy the
furniture and he's got yeah wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Onton and then there's a little wheeled pops out. Yep, exactly.
I like that a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:41:22):
Oh all right, how long do you think we just
had barrows before we got the wheelbarrow?

Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
I don't know if that there was. It was a brerol,
but a barrow. Yeah, I don't think there was.

Speaker 1 (01:41:36):
I think that I think those two came at the
same time.

Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
Okay, I always wanted that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
I don't know the history. Guys, money you want it?
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(01:42:27):
All right, what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:42:27):
We're gonna check your eyesight today, Rod.

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
We're gonna see.

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
How good you see stuff I don't know. So it
is called.

Speaker 3 (01:42:34):
The eyesight focus test, and you're basically try and see
if you can get this knocked out in three minutes
or less. It'll be something like you'll see a bunch
of j's in a row, you have to pick the
one l you have to click it, and.

Speaker 2 (01:42:49):
Then you move on to the next one.

Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
Or you see a bunch of o's, you got to
find the queue, click it, move on to the next one.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
I feel like I'm pretty good at this. I may
have just seen one of these over the weekend. It
was like a bunch of ends and then there was
an him in there.

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
Yeah, it's exactly like that. Sometimes your eye goes right
to it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:03):
Sometimes it goes right too, but then sometimes you spend in.

Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
Way too long.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
Where the hell is?

Speaker 2 (01:43:07):
I've looked all over this, I can't find it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
So you have to get it's a series of these.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Series of these.

Speaker 3 (01:43:11):
If you can do it in three minutes or less,
you got good eyesight focus, it says.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
If not, go get those papers checked out.

Speaker 3 (01:43:18):
But go check it out and see how your eyesight
focused eyesight focus is Today at the world famous rod
Ryan showbagsedobus dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:43:26):
The rod Ryan Show one.

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
Ninety four or five, the bus, Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show.

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
That's three days Grace and so called Life Milk Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
We all took a look at that one today.

Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
Yeah, we did really, really good. Chili needs more Instagram features.
He told me, Hey, I wouldn't mind you passing that along.
I don't mind the Instagram feature every day is generated
by what you send us to post on the website.
If you don't know what day it fits in, don't worry.

(01:44:00):
Chili will find up spot for it. That's what wild
Everything has a space everything has room on the show.
Everything has room on this show. So don't worry about
like what specific day it is. But if you know
that it falls in. I meant the girls loaded with
tattoos shall probably appear on Tuesdays when we put them
when we put up that feature.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
But yeah, this is a.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
Reminder that we still need you guys to send these in.
All right, Instagram feature of the day. You want to
send in a dude, No want to look at it?
It's cool you into that. That's fine, we'll post it.
No want to look at it, but we'll still post it.
I already try to looking at dudes this year.

Speaker 2 (01:44:36):
First week back, I put up a look at It Dudes.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
Didn't work out.

Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
Least visited blog page that we've done this year.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
Dead last on the year. Sunny's guys today, ten percent
chance of rain hides of around sixty Have you ever
heard of the US Consumer Product Safety Commission.

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
It's my favorite Consumer Product Safety commission.

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
You have heard of it before?

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
Yeah you have, Yeah, you have? Yeah, And it only
comes up. It only comes up at the end of
the year, Okay, and it comes up. They keep track
of emergency room visits and they keep track of what
people put in their fanny.

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
Why does okay? Okay, yeah, and I have heard of them. Yes,
So again, it's the.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
US Consumer Product Safety Commission, and they kind of keep
track of patients visiting the emergency room consumer products that
had to be removed.

Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
That's the only time I've ever heard of them. Okay.
Come to find now, every time.

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
We talk about this, this is stuff that people are
putting in their no go hole.

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
Nearly seventy eight percent of the patients are dudes that
have stuff in their buttthole.

Speaker 2 (01:45:47):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
Forty percent of the patients require hospitalization. The average age
is forty three years old. You're old enough to know
that that plunger doesn't go there. I felt they're talking
about over half of the foreign objects or foreign bodies,
as they put it, were sexual objects, vibrators, beads, all
other toys, balls, marbles, drugs, all associated with people receiving

(01:46:15):
hospitalization for this.

Speaker 2 (01:46:16):
So I've heard of this before.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
You have two, and we've talked about some of the
bizarre things that were in in buttholes. What I didn't
know is that each year, the US Consumer Product Safety
Commission compiles data from all the things that go down
in the nation's emergency rooms, and they share it with
the world. They shared this year and I've never seen

(01:46:40):
this before. A list of things medical professionals had to
pull out of ladies hot pockets, oh, in twenty twenty four.
So is there anyone shocked that when there's a foreign
object in a butthole, seventy eight percent of them are dudes? No,

(01:47:00):
what is shocked at that? Okay, this is exclusive, This
is exclusive. This is what is going on in the
emergency rooms in our nation.

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
Women the most popular things.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
And then nope, this is just even if it was one,
it made the list. I love that US Consumer Product
Safety Commission.

Speaker 2 (01:47:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:25):
So these are all items that had to be pulled
out of a hot pocket of a female patient in
twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (01:47:32):
A plastic triceratops. She might just be a Drassic Park fan.

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
I mean that is like the pointiest, that is the
pointiest that in the dinosaur the sharpest dinosaurs, the sharpest
pointiest dinosaur. Yeah, okay, shotglass, okay, a toy, fire truck,
an egg, a spork, a are of soap trying to

(01:48:01):
clean up deodorant, Okay, a pencil, two pencils. Oh, and
a pencil sideways. That had to be one of those
little like bowling pencils. I would hope.

Speaker 2 (01:48:19):
Ouch perfume bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
It wasn't sharpened, curling iron, dry erase marker, a bag
of soil. This one comes with a whole quote quote
was rough housing with the husband who lifted her up
and accidentally dropped her on a hot dog cooker. I
don't believe that at all. I think she tried to

(01:48:41):
do something I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:48:43):
Keys, candle climbing peg.

Speaker 1 (01:48:47):
Like from a rock climbing wall I guess all right,
And a finger puppet are just some of what I
saw here. These are some of the ones that I
highlighted from the US Consumer Product Safety.

Speaker 3 (01:48:59):
Commission TRISERATOPSI is pretty whild, Yeah, right out of the gate,
Right out of the gate, the pointiest of all the dinosaurs.

Speaker 2 (01:49:07):
Yeah right.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
Everything about it thing is rough. Everything about that thing
is crazy. This has never ever come up in the
history of me being on the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:49:19):
I never seen this list before. I need to see
more of this.

Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
I never saw this qualification of items in that specific area.
We've talked about what people have tried to smuggle into prisons.

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
Yeah yet.

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
And we've done the butt list before, but never the
front butt list. And now we're breaking new ground.

Speaker 13 (01:49:35):
A rod Ryan Show ninety four five, The Buzz, Good Morning,
rod Ryan Show, It's blink onin eighty two and all
the small things and some of the larger ones too.

Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
Geez, that list day in that list, that's I'm just
happened to come up to. I couldn't have planned that.
I think Wizard planned that. Good morning, everybody. I hope
you're off to a great start to not only your day,
but your work week together. It seems like an eternity.
But football will be back again this weekend. Yeah, buddy,
you know what I mean. Yeah, football will be back

(01:50:08):
again this weekend. It's so weird for me to have
two teams that are playing in this late in the game.
There's two teams that I'm like, just absolutely jacked about.
If it comes to an impasse that these two teams
have to play one another, well then let's just wait
till we get to that point.

Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
There's the problems of having multiple teams.

Speaker 1 (01:50:28):
Yeah, you know what, and I'm telling you what, that
would be a great problem to have because that means
the Texans beat the Kansas City Chiefs this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:50:33):
I only have one in there. The worst.

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
Sunny skies today ten percent chance of rain, highs of
around sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:50:43):
Do I know this song? Espresso?

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
Trent Reznor said the best song of twenty twenty four
was Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter. Is at that?

Speaker 3 (01:50:50):
Do you remember this? Snl bit as Amen? It's me
man the Domingo guys. Yes, that's what they're They're like us.
Is the music I see?

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
It's on every list of like the biggest song of
the year.

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
It slabs.

Speaker 2 (01:51:09):
Trent Resler said this is his favorite song from last year.

Speaker 13 (01:51:12):
Rock.

Speaker 1 (01:51:12):
Okay, let me listen. You can see.

Speaker 4 (01:51:23):
I can't be I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:51:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
She's working late because she's a singer. You don't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:51:28):
Oh okay, there's a there's a backstory.

Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
Well, I don't know. I just one of the lines.

Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
She works hard for the money.

Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
Super Bowls.

Speaker 1 (01:51:35):
Right around the corner, the Madden Bowl has been announced.
Chris Stapleton, Jelly Roll, Chabozi, Trombone Shorty Yeah are all
playing something called the Madden Bowl. So it's the best
Madden Football players in the world competing for one million dollars.

(01:51:57):
It's at the Orpheum Theater in New Orleans, and then
they have a concert around it. I guess, yeah, Okay,
that's really country heavy. Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:11):
Country is the cool thing right now, you know, and
everybody's crossover. I don't know, if we're being honest, it's not.
I mean, they threw Trombone Shorty in there just because
he's a local guy.

Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
Everything else is country on this bill.

Speaker 1 (01:52:24):
It's like, you don't want to put one kind of
more of a rockier actor.

Speaker 2 (01:52:30):
It's okay. What was Billy Eili's doing that weekend?

Speaker 1 (01:52:33):
I probably too big.

Speaker 2 (01:52:37):
EA Sports in the Game.

Speaker 1 (01:52:39):
Madden Bull, Madden Bull and all these great performers Friday
February seventh on Twitch and YouTube social account.

Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
Oh, they're gonna stream the concert.

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
They're gonna stream the guys playing, and they're gonna they
said they're gonna stream the show.

Speaker 2 (01:52:56):
That's listen.

Speaker 1 (01:52:57):
I know that the Madden and the EA people, I
know they have deep pockets and they have unlimited money.

Speaker 2 (01:53:02):
They can get anybody they want. I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:53:05):
What it costs to get Chris Stapleton, Jelly Roll and Shaboozie.
I have no idea what that costs. I mean, it's
probably the whole farm, you know, But I mean Chris Stapleton,
it has a couple of million dollars for that lineup.
That's a couple of million dollars. Yeah, to get those
guys to play, because it's different.

Speaker 2 (01:53:24):
It's it's you know, you're getting a big corporation bringing
you in. So that's a lot of money. Poor a
lot of Madden copies. You think they get free Madden
for that's what they get. Chaboozie doesn't play Madden.

Speaker 1 (01:53:38):
Maybe he does, Hey, my dude, I bet he does.
He does. He looks like he played football. Chabboozi is
a big dude. He's a big dude, big and looks
pretty fit. Yeah he could probably. Chris Stapleton looks like
he maybe played a couple of games back in the day.
I wouldn't want to go against He looks like he
might have a high school ring.

Speaker 2 (01:53:58):
Yeah you know what I mean, which is a high
school jazz at least.

Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
Yeah, all right, know the show is coming up that
and all kinds of stuff. They're selling an Elvis jockstrap, Yeah,
and Elvis jockstrap is going to auction all of that
stuff on.

Speaker 2 (01:54:18):
The on the music blog page.

Speaker 1 (01:54:19):
Today. I don't have time to talk about everything that
we gather in the morning, but I do have time
to give away Monster Jam tickets. A four pack with
pit passes is coming up after the break, so stay there.

Speaker 3 (01:54:30):
Rock and Alternative to The rod Ryan Marning Show six to.

Speaker 2 (01:54:38):
Ninety four five The Buzz, Welcome back.

Speaker 1 (01:54:41):
Rod Ryan's Show.

Speaker 2 (01:54:46):
Time for Know the show.

Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
Make sure you get the date right on this Oh no,
he put Gary Clark junior tickets on here. Okay, all right,
you did a little switch roo on me this morning.
That's okay for Gary Clark Junior tickets live March first seven,
one to three Music Hall tickets. You're on sale now.
How you gonna win these tickets? What's your question today?

Speaker 3 (01:55:12):
Well, we talked about a fast food chain this morning
that is trying to help people cheat on their New
Year's resolutions. You can order a salad at this place
and you're gonna get something that is definitely not a
salad a salad, but that way you can tell people
that's what you ordered. What fast food chain am I
talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:55:29):
Like they were calling the fries something different and yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, so you want to know.

Speaker 3 (01:55:33):
The neighbor ordering like a smoothie and you get fries
and stuff like that. But what is the fast food
chain that we are discussing.

Speaker 2 (01:55:38):
They're on the food blog page seven one three, two
one two five nine four five.

Speaker 1 (01:55:42):
We are easy to find any place you are telling
your smart device to blame.

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Ninety four five The bus creed My Sacrifice Milf Monday
wrapping up second Monday of January. Clean your desks today,
That's all I learned to hand out on the show.
If you're lucky enough to have a desk clean that,
why didn't you clean it before the holidays?

Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
As it's that's futureiest problem.

Speaker 1 (01:56:11):
That was always my sick That was always my sick move.
I wanted to walk into when I was clean desk.
I'm clean it before that last day I cleaned over
all in here and stuff like that. Just wants to
walk into filth in.

Speaker 2 (01:56:22):
The new year.

Speaker 1 (01:56:23):
All right, if you're lucky enough to have a desk
at work, clean it today. Sunny sky is ten percent
chance of rain, high of sixty today. Time for show
on ninety four to five The La La la, Good morning,
good morning. Well hello, who's this?

Speaker 5 (01:56:42):
This is Robert Robert.

Speaker 2 (01:56:43):
Welcome to the show. How are you.

Speaker 1 (01:56:45):
I'm doing great?

Speaker 2 (01:56:48):
Ready to win some tickets here?

Speaker 14 (01:56:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:56:50):
All right, Well let's see if you were paying attention, Alex.

Speaker 3 (01:56:52):
What's your question, Robert, Robert, we were talking about in
a fast food chain that's offering some new menu items
that are really just code for other stuff on their
menu items, like a salad. It's not a salad, it's
a burger. But it helps you cheat on your New
Year's resolution. What fast food chain was doing that?

Speaker 14 (01:57:11):
The worst place on Earth?

Speaker 7 (01:57:12):
Army?

Speaker 1 (01:57:13):
Okay, now is it the worst place on earth? Or
are you following the lead of like some late night
talk show guy. I mean, I do feel like Armist
gets a lot of hate, and maybe it's just internet hate.

Speaker 2 (01:57:24):
Is it really bad? Robert?

Speaker 14 (01:57:26):
I there's the there's one right next to my job,
and sometimes I have no choice and I regret it
every time that I go.

Speaker 2 (01:57:33):
Yeah, don't they have like those awesome I haven't been
there in years. Don't they have those awesome French fries?

Speaker 1 (01:57:38):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:57:39):
Seasoned?

Speaker 14 (01:57:40):
I think I guess Jack and a box hoping tu though?

Speaker 1 (01:57:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:57:44):
Jack By said better.

Speaker 1 (01:57:45):
Robert knows this stuff all right. They're running a promo
right now, New Year, Same. You hip up to the counter,
order a salad with dressing, you get a double beef
cheat double beef and cheddar sandwich. A green smoothie gets
you a milkshit, and if you order steamed vegetables, curly
fries so that when you go home and talk to
your wife you say, oh, yeah, I just had a salad,

(01:58:06):
smoothie and vegetables for lunch today and you were gorging up.

Speaker 14 (01:58:09):
I'm still doing good this year, you know, drinking and
eating very healthy and working out.

Speaker 1 (01:58:15):
So are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:58:17):
Are you doing dry twenty twenty five or dry January?

Speaker 14 (01:58:21):
I will go as long as I possibly can.

Speaker 1 (01:58:24):
Good for you.

Speaker 2 (01:58:25):
And you're eating better?

Speaker 14 (01:58:26):
Yeah, yes, absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:58:29):
Are you? Are you weighing yourself or no, that's not
important to you.

Speaker 14 (01:58:33):
No, yeah, I'm doing the entire like a whole lifestyle change.

Speaker 2 (01:58:38):
Good for you.

Speaker 14 (01:58:38):
I'm still on that high for the beginning.

Speaker 5 (01:58:40):
Of the year.

Speaker 1 (01:58:41):
Now for you, dude. I said that I was going
to carve out some time. I figured we would check
in with people on the fifteenth. But I love hearing
the updates and I'm glad you're still at it, Robert,
and you just scored yourself tickets. We're playing them in
the background right now. This is Gary Clark Junior. He's
a four time Grammy winner. He's from Austin, Texas. He's
going to be here March first, seven point three Music Hall. Dude,
you're in awesome. Thank you so much, Thank you, bro Hey,

(01:59:03):
continue successful with it, Robert.

Speaker 2 (01:59:04):
I love hearing that. I love hearing those stories.

Speaker 14 (01:59:07):
Thank you, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:59:08):
All right, hang on, Robert.

Speaker 1 (01:59:11):
Chilly.

Speaker 2 (01:59:13):
Did we ever hear from Matthew?

Speaker 1 (01:59:15):
I never got an email. Matthew was supposed to play
the Fresh out of Bad Head to Head this morning.
He was going for win number two, and then he.

Speaker 2 (01:59:22):
Was a no show.

Speaker 7 (01:59:24):
Yeah, he emailed me. So I narrowed it down to
the problem was our phones. Okay, so I cannot dial
out because it was just getting a business signal the
whole time because I try to call my cell phone
and he was doing the same thing. So we'll work
on that today. Get him on tomorrow, and tomorrow he's

(01:59:44):
playing Sean Connery.

Speaker 2 (01:59:46):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:59:46):
I've already touch bases with them and stuff. So we
got a couple ideas on how we can avoid anything.

Speaker 1 (01:59:52):
Okay, great, so we're good. Okay, Well I'm glad Matthew's okay.
That's the most important thing. And I never tried to
get too upset when we can't get ahold of the
person because.

Speaker 2 (01:59:59):
Hey, something happened.

Speaker 1 (02:00:00):
Something happened. And then now you've got a factor in
with us being here. It could be our fault, and
it seems like it, I.

Speaker 2 (02:00:09):
Mean with the equipment's fault, not Chili's fault. It's it's
just something.

Speaker 1 (02:00:12):
Here that's in house, which is awesome.

Speaker 7 (02:00:14):
Now, yeah, I mean we're not the sharpest tools.

Speaker 1 (02:00:16):
In the all right, that's it. We're back with you tomorrow.
It is tat Tuesday. The MILF Monday was the number
one link Chili. I did look at it today. I
couldn't find Ashley with an Eye six picks. I couldn't
find him. I looked on links and guests. I saw
Alex's picks.

Speaker 7 (02:00:33):
Hey, yeah, why don't you just get pouring some more gasoline?

Speaker 2 (02:00:37):
I thought they were fine pictures.

Speaker 1 (02:00:39):
Yeah. The looking at Girls blog page was very popular today.
Thank you for that. The food blog page today Three
things you must see. All that stuff is there for you, man,
whenever you get a chance, get over and check it out.
We're gonna be We're gonna be directing you over to
the website because's where you're gonna need to enter your keyword.
National contest started up Alternative Income. We did it at
nine ten. Jeremy, who's up next? He's going to do

(02:00:59):
it again at ten, ten, eleven, ten, twelve ten. You
get how that pattern works. We're gonna do that from
nine to ten until five ten with Teresa Alternative Income
a chance to win one thousand dollars. Okay, Alex's six
picks did very very well, So if you didn't check
those out, please do so, and then we're back again tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:01:16):
Like I said, it's Tattuesday.

Speaker 1 (02:01:18):
We we can play game tomorrow. I'm I'm open to
a little game tomorrow. I'll give do something at eight ten.
You got some game suggestions, shoot him my way. You
can always hit me up rod at the buzz dot com.
And it's a designated matchup for the fresh out of
ed head to head. Provided we get Matthew and double
O seven, that's it. No one pump chump, I mean,
somebody will be a one pump chump, but it won't

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be all have to, but somebody will be a returning
champion for the first time in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (02:01:43):
All right, Jeremy speaking up. I already mentioned him being
Jeremy Benson. I love that guy. He's up next.

Speaker 1 (02:01:48):
He's got the NonStop Noon or pick your tickets with
him at the one o'clock hour and then all those
chances at alternative income. Guys, have an awesome Monday.

Speaker 2 (02:01:56):
Thank you so much for joining us today.

Speaker 5 (02:01:58):
A m F.

Speaker 2 (02:02:09):
Well, wasn't that fun.

Speaker 1 (02:02:12):
If you missed any of the show today, All the
good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the
world

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Famous Ron Ryan Show page at the buzz dot com.