Fun Facts of The Day

Fun Facts of The Day

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The fuck that's in the day We make you look smart,
and everybody's this the fuck that's the day.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
That's right out of the show the movie Pitch Perfect.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
It'd been, it'd ha been.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's good, hel you liked laugh at us? Wait a minute?
Where are you hell?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
How are you there? Dinah is good? Yes, there you go.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
You can hear Dinah's part. Yeah, she's loudest in there. Yeah,
for sure. I got some new fun facts for you today,
and then I got a flashback that's gonna turn into
a monster jam four pack for one of you. The
oldest known living land animal is Jonathan. Jonathan is a
giant tortoise lives in Saint Helena, British Island in the

(00:44):
South Atlantic Ocean. Jonathan is recognized as being one hundred
and ninety two years old. At least, that puts him
hatching at around eighteen thirty two. How do they know this? Okay, Like,
my body is creaking getting out of bed right now

(01:06):
at fifty five, this tortoise is one hundred and ninety
two years old. I mean, how much of those little
flappers hurt in the morning. Let's keep it with the animals.
It is illegal to own a pet hamster in Hawaii,
that is fu who You know how they always talk

(01:26):
about all those snakes in Florida those used to be pets.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
The climate is so good for hamsters that if a
few ever escaped, they could start wild colonies that could
devastate Hawaii's native crops. Can't have a hamster, hey wild? Yeah,
wild hamsters. Hamsters never even thought of one, these wheels
all over the place. Finally, not noie, Not a single

(01:51):
NBA player has ever had the jersey number sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
That's idiots, not nice. Shit's the fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Back to the day.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
We make you look smart in front of your body's
it's the fun. Back to the day.