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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the funk back to the day. We make you
look smart here, buddy, it's the back to the day.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hey, Chili, have you heard from Captain Cash? I don't
see him in the room. No, what you got news
for me?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Why am I the last to hear he just hit him?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yes, my nose, I don't see.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I've been calling and uh, I've been calling him and
he has an answer. He keeps going a voicemail.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Now you know he's in your and you're motherland and
he's a he is in Cana. Okay, I'm just talking, man,
I'm gonna I'm gonna call him a game.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
See if it picks up.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay, bro, all right, here's some new fun facts for
you today.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Tell me if you like.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
These scientists still don't know why we cannot tickle ourselves.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Think about that.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, but you never have. You can't tickle yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
They were like, yeah, you can't do that yourself because
you know that it's coming.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah. Right.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Researchers did a deep dive on it. They still cannot
figure out why we can't tickle ourselves. Now, there is
a scientific term for aggressive tickling. It is called gargylisis
if you haven't tickled your kid till they feed their pants,
(01:21):
then you're just not even parenting, you know what I mean?
Come on, are you even parenting? Here's another fun fact
for you today. The average person, this is kind of sad.
The average person scrolls the height of four Mount Everests
every year on social media.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That is fun. That's sad.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
That's sad.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Right, I want to throw my phone in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
That is very Mount Everest this year times the distance
for a hero Alex to ascend Mount Everest. I mean
Everest height is eight that's gross and forty six meters.
So yeah, going up and down four times, that's that's
that's gross. That's gross. Finally, fun facts good ones today.
(02:05):
FedEx almost went under back in the seventies. In the
early years alex is gonna like this one. They had
five thousand dollars left in the bank. They were a
brand new startup company. Nobody believed in FedEx. You're gonna
get stuff there overnight. Stop The bank said, you need
to pay this thing off twenty four thousand dollars otherwise
we're closing you down. The only reason FedEx is still
(02:26):
around the founder took the last five thousand dollars, went
to Vegas, gambled on blackjack, won twenty seven thousand dollars,
and kept the company afloats. Book our flight, Alex, this
is not the future for your finances.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, I know it.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Worked out here time today it worked here.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Please, It's the fuck that to the day we make
you look smart in front of everybody's it's the fuck
that to the day