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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the fuck that to the day. We make you
look smart in your bodies. It's the fuck that to
the day.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right, here's some more fun facts for you today.
Shopping carts seem to come up a lot on this show.
It's just one of those things that is a litmus
test if you're a good person or not. The shopping cart.
If you return it, you know, there's really no law
saying you have to, but.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
There should be.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
The shopping cart was first introduced in nineteen thirty seven.
It was invented by Sylvan Goldman, the owner of Humpty
Dumpty grocery chains in Oklahoma City.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Now, no one liked them. Men found them to be effeminate.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Women found them to be suggestive of a baby carriage
in a bad way.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
But they eventually became a hit.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Sylvan became a multi millionaire off his royalties off the design.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Hell, we got to invent something.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
There's things things still left to invent.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
What are they?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Fork fan? The fork fan? I've brought that to you before,
and you just laughed at me. My work. I also
brought him.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I said, I wanted to make prescription lens windshields so that.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I could drive without classes.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, and he thought, he said that wasn't sustainable and
he wouldn't invest Gone with the Wind. Now, listen, I
know you guys, you know, don't like any references before
Saved by the Bell. But this movie that's kind of
a big deal, all right, same, Gone with the Wind
came out in nineteen thirty nine. Okay, the producers have
Gone with the Wind were fined five thousand dollars for
(01:42):
using the word.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Damn in the movie.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
That is, I don't give a damn, Rhett Butler. Frankly,
my dear, I don't give a damn. What was he answering?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It was Scarlett O'Hara her question, where shall I go
and get your square jar out?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
They're pioneers, is what they were. It's like, I don't
give an u s. That's awesome, all right, Finally, let's
keep it old timing. Let's even go.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Back further in the thirteen hundreds. Okay, I know you
guys don't like any people forre Saved by the Bell.
In the thirteen hundreds, in England, one of the only
ways for a woman to get a divorce was if
her husband was impotent.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well, they weren't gonna take your word for it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
There was an actual job for someone to inspect men's
junk to determine if their wives' claims were true.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
That junk inspector, it's the fuck that to the day
we make you look smart your body. Is this the
fuck that to the day