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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the fuck back to the day. We make you
look smart, your buddies. This the fuck back to the day.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh got a big flashback coming up. I'm just gonna
leave it at that. Here's some new fun facts for
you today. In the nineteen thirties, sure, a long time ago,
but not that long for something like this. In the
nineteen thirties, a brand of toilet paper called Northern Bath Tissue.
(00:32):
They used the marketing slogan one percent splinter free. At
that time, there was not always a guarantee with toilet
paper splinters. Oh boy, I'm glad they worked that out.
(00:54):
I'm glad they worked that out.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Modern technology is funny, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm guessing you never saw Directed at Mo. I'm guessing
you never saw Saving Private Ryan?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
No, goy, what what made you think of that?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
The greatest World War Two movie of all time? I mean,
do you have a splinter in his booty?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh? That was a little after. That was the forties,
so they had that worked out. Now, the opening scene
of Saving Private Ryan, if you've either seen it or
you have it, it is just the craziest, Like first
twenty minutes of any movie. American Troops are storming the
beach in Normandy. That scene, the opening scene, costs twelve
million dollars. That was about a little over one fifth
(01:32):
of the movie's entire budget in the first twenty minutes
is whoa all right? And then finally the baby Pebbles
in the Flintstones. Yeah, Pebbles was originally going to be
(01:53):
a boy. It was a big deal that the Flintstones
were having a kid, right. A toy company told the
creators of the show, like, listen, baby girl dolls sell
way better than baby boy dolls, and they had marketing money.
They knew they had marketing dollars in their future, so
they changed Pebbles on the Flintstones to a girl.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh that's neat. Yep, he gets the fuck that to
the day we make you look smart in front of
your body sits the fuck that to the day
It's the fuck back to the day. We make you
look smart, your buddies. This the fuck back to the day.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh got a big flashback coming up. I'm just gonna
leave it at that. Here's some new fun facts for
you today. In the nineteen thirties, sure, a long time ago,
but not that long for something like this. In the
nineteen thirties, a brand of toilet paper called Northern Bath Tissue.
(00:32):
They used the marketing slogan one percent splinter free. At
that time, there was not always a guarantee with toilet
paper splinters. Oh boy, I'm glad they worked that out.
(00:54):
I'm glad they worked that out.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Modern technology is funny, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm guessing you never saw Directed at Mo. I'm guessing
you never saw Saving Private Ryan?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
No, goy, what what made you think of that?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
The greatest World War Two movie of all time? I mean,
do you have a splinter in his booty?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh? That was a little after. That was the forties,
so they had that worked out. Now, the opening scene
of Saving Private Ryan, if you've either seen it or
you have it, it is just the craziest, Like first
twenty minutes of any movie. American Troops are storming the
beach in Normandy. That scene, the opening scene, costs twelve
million dollars. That was about a little over one fifth
(01:32):
of the movie's entire budget in the first twenty minutes
is whoa all right? And then finally the baby Pebbles
in the Flintstones. Yeah, Pebbles was originally going to be
(01:53):
a boy. It was a big deal that the Flintstones
were having a kid, right. A toy company told the
creators of the show, like, listen, baby girl dolls sell
way better than baby boy dolls, and they had marketing money.
They knew they had marketing dollars in their future, so
they changed Pebbles on the Flintstones to a girl.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh that's neat. Yep, he gets the fuck that to
the day we make you look smart in front of
your body sits the fuck that to the day
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