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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the fuck that to the day. We make you
look smart in funny your buddy, it's the fun that
to the day. Here's some fun facts for you today.
We've been talking about jelly Roll a little bit, how
he's getting back into or not getting back, but getting
into wrestlings. Yes, so he went through a table recently
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and that was is it Jake Paul, one of the
Paul brothers, Right, somebody jumped on him and he went
through a table. But if you back up a month ago,
he was on a late night talk show and he
choke slammed somebody. He choked slammed that Jake Paul. Guy,
is it Aaron Paul? That the wrestler Okay, Logan Paul.
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The pro wrestling move called the choke slams where you
come up to your throat, pick you up and then
throw you down through the table. That's what jelly Roll
did on TV. That choke slam. Huh was invented during
an amateur wrestling match. It was invented by Abraham Lincoln.
Now that guy had some mits on him. Okay, have
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you been to the Mall of America's and you see
that statue he had like those gargantuane hands. He was
a gargantuine man. We're talking about the same Abraham Lincoln
that I know. Yeah, Abraham Lincoln to freed the slaves
five dollar bill. He invented the choke slam. He was
a wrestler. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He had a
bar owner, the bar owner, Mary Todd. What else you
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needed to know? Choke slam. Yeah, he was a wrestler.
He was a large man. My mind is blown. Yeah,
biggest hands ever. You seen it? It's crazy. Give it
up for Abe. There you go, there's Moe's little tiny
hands clapping for Abe's huge hands. Miller Lte was originally
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wasn't called Miller Light when they came out with it.
I think they came out with light. I think they're
the ones responsible for light beer. It was called in
nineteen sixty seven when they were developing it. The working
title of it was Gabblingers diet Beer. That is, if
you think about what light beer is, it's diet beer.
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They were just they were like that all that they
were jumping on diet items. So that's what they thought
they were gonna go with. They didn't the very last line.
There's a there's a song Marvin Gay's. I mean, he
probably got ten really really huge songs, but sexual healing,
that's a I think. Is that? Is that what everybody's
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thinking about? I think so, yeah, wake up, wake up,
wake up. Let's make love tonight. Let me do it?
Or is it you got it a little bit? Let's
you got it if? And I need one of you
to go out and do this for me. The very
last line of Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing, where it's fading out, okay,
his last words are, please don't procrastinate. It's not good
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to masturbate. Okay. It can be here. It can be
heard at the end of the song. Oh that's neat,
getting weird, getting weird looks. It's the fun. Back to
the day. We make you look smart in front of
your body's it's the fun, back to the day.