The Chile Brown Game (4th of July Edition)

The Chile Brown Game

Episode Transcript

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But christ Tomorrow's the fourth of July. It sure is ten percent chance of
rain tonight party cloudy ninety seven wouldbe the high today. Can we talk
about why I'm so excited? Sure? Hi, Chili, how you doing
so much better that you're in theroom. Thank you? I appreciate that

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so much better that you were inthe room makes me feel appreciated. In
wonder you thought you were going toYou thought you were going to go all
summer long and then deep into thefall. You thought that there was gonna
be no Chili Brown game probably tillwhat Halloween? Uh? Yeah, Candy
Queen where the game came from?The Candy Corn game? Yeah, I
was lied. Uh. A summerversion has been requested of many, myself

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included of you doing of you doinga reading from a Charlie Brown book.
I had to find a summer asa matter of fact, a very patriotic
kind of a fourth of July influencedCharlie Brown book for you to read from
today. What's it called? Here'sto You America. That's right, that's
right. So it looks like CharlieBrown and the Gang are getting together with
the founding fathers and they're kind ofexplaining how everything got going. Probably you

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probably used that when you were goingfor your citizenship. Did you read from
that book? Because that's everything youneed. I wish I would have known
it was there, because they wouldhave made it easier. I didn't find
out I was taking the test herelike five minutes before. Everything everything you
needed to become an American citizen,the great American you are now is in
that book. So I can't Ican't wait to hear a page. There's

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about twenty eight pages in there.I think it's Alex's turn to pick.
But let's go meet some people herethat are gonna take a listen and they're
gonna be listening carefully. Good morning, rod Ryan Show. It's no good
Hell. Hello, Hello, Who'sthis is Tom? Hi? Tom.
I'm gonna need you to listen carefully. Okay, what we have lined up

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for Chili to put in his mouthare these sour Patch Kids watermelons. And
then somehow it was determined that they'reabout the side of Tessa's baby toe,
each one, so that which hasno mobility. So that's the number of
sour Patch Kids. Okay, you'rejust you. You've got an idea on
the size, But you're gonna listento him read and then I'm gonna then

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I'm gonna have you guess. Okay, dudek little joke, did you hear?
What did he say? Guys?Well, I hope they taste better
than you don't know if they tastelike they taste like chocolate. Kurt,
Good morning, Good morning, HeyKurt, welcome to the Chili brown game.
On a scale of one to ten, how excited are you today for
Chili to be reading? I wouldsay about eight? Oh, okay,

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I need you then you know what? Then I'm at twelve, I'm at
twelve, and then you got two. Ten's now all right, Kurt,
I just need you to listen carefullyto Chili do the reading, and then
you're gonna guess how many of thosewatermelons are in his mouth? Okay,
we'll do it. Okay, brohang on the phone for me. And
then finally it looks like Kelly gotthrough. Hey Kelly, Hey, this
is Kelly. Kelly. How areyou. I'm doing good? All right,

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We're gonna have chili Reid, andthen I'm gonna come back to you
and you're gonna tell me how manysour patch of those kids, little mini
watermelons he's got in his mouth.Okay, you good with this, man?
I awesome? Okay, yeah,Chili go ahead. Now we wrapped
up with Kelly. Chili is nowinserting, Wow, I put them Okay,
Wow, that's the reaction. Iwonder what that means. I mean

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they taste so good? Yeah?Is that all of them? Are they
all in yet? Are we stillworking on that? Then you'd think this
is his third sip from the cup, so to speak. They're in a
SIPs of canda. I put themin a styrofoam cup. All right.

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Now pick a page, Alex.There are not seventeen seventy six pages,
right, it's a twenty eight pagebook, So I'll go twenty page twenty,
Chili Brown, if you wouldn't mindturning the page twenty in our Charlie
Brown Independence Day Book. Much matter, no knappings, no napkins. All

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right, here we go, enjoythe story. There we go. The
pigs Gang tried and worthy, bigworst this convention for almost two months.
Oh they're working at the convention.Peppermin Patty saying she had walked through the

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water well too many times the town. Do you think everything is going to
wellness, Linus Pepper Patty shrowded there, Marcy asked, lioness side, hmmm,
good side. I hear that everyday some of the gets starting to

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quit and go home. No onethinks to know what's going to happen.
I don't either, what Lucy,Lucy? Yeah you see, Lucy,
go ahead, Lucy. If theywould just elect a beautiful queen, that

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was all editing. I didn't knowBeyonce was around then. Okay, it
was a high. It's a beautifulreading that. It was a beautiful reading.

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I'm sucking. I hope, Ihope Miss Christina and London are up
and ready, because they said theywanted to hear this today. Yeah,
my daughter said, you definitely wantedto hear Chili read. Hey Tom,
good morning, Good morning Tom.Sour Patch kids, watermelon? How many
were in his mouth? I meanlike two? He was so articulate,
understood the whole thing. Uh,how many? What is your guest,

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Tom, how many of those sourPatch kids watermelons in his yapper? Being
as it's watermelon, the scientific answeris probably twelve? Twelve? Okay,
twelve, Little Tessa baby toes.Kurt is next up, Hi, Kurt,
Hey, how we go on?Kurt? He was only on an
eight excitement level here. I'm alot more excited now after hearing Marie.

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Oh okay, yeah yeah, yeah, me too, me too. So
I think we're both on We're bothon about fifteen's on the scale of one
to ten. How many sour Patchkids watermelons were in his mouth while he
was reading. I'm gonna say twentyone twenty one. Person that comes closest
without going over the durn the milkwill be the winner today. Oh,
you're staying with those? Huh?Okay? Miss Christina said for you to

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get rid of those, she said, don't eat them. Your wife said,
do not eat those little toe toJelly. Welcome to the Chili brown
game. What a great reading today, What a treat for all of us.
How many sour Patch kids those littlelittle watermelons were in his mouth?
It I'm gonna say twenty five twentyfive. Person that comes closest without going

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over will be the winner today.Actual number of sour Patch kids watermelon in
Chili's mouth twenty six. Why shealmost nailed there, Wow, Kelly,
you were one baby toe off fromwhat was in Chile's mouth more night too.

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Hey, Hey, hey, hey, Ry, Hey are you are
you eating those now? They meltit? So I Adam, it's America's
birthday. He's allowed to be free. Hey Rod, listen, I gotta
deal with miss Christina. She saidfor him not to eat those today.
You do it. You're a patriot. Thank you, chee. You sound
like a British. For Christ's sake. The guy's not gonna make it till
the fourth of July. Then.At Hey, Kelly, you were one

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off. Congratulations you're the winner ofthe Chili Brown game. What are you
giving her a pair of Take aSea Stone Temple pilots with live and soul
asylum? Congratulations, grow you earnedit. Great guests, Oh my god,
it's so awesome. They were wayto go, Kelly. Why aren't
we playing this game every day?Why are we playing this every day?

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Great job, Chili