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October 8, 2025 6 mins
The Pumpkin Spice Price is Right
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the sweeping sensation that's weeping the nation.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's time for the fucking spice prie Us right who,
We're gonna get some contestants to come on down here.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Jesus, good morning, good morning, good morning. What did you Jesus.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'm sorry, hazes, I don't.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Know why I'm so many Jesus. Welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Uh, you're contestant number one on the Pumpkins spice price
is right.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Next up, Billy, come on down, Billy. Oh, good morning,
Good morning, Billy, welcome, Welcome to contest it.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Row Dude, you're gonna be bidding second on the Pumpkins
spice prices right and last, but not least contested Number three. Alex,
Come on down, Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Oh, good morning, Hello Alex. It's not Alex. Oh, there
isn't alex O that is on seal, but yeah, but
this is Alex d Alex. Alex do.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Welcome, Welcome in, Alex to the Pumpkins spice price is right. Okay,
thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
All right now, listen, you guys are going to be
bidding on actual pumpkin spice items available on retail shelves
this fall season. There's only one thing left to do,
is have the hydeman tell us about today's pumpkin spice item.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well, ride today's ITEMI is stash bumps pumpkin spice, nice
cash wax.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I mustache you a question especial ready for fall? I
do have a nice mess guy?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
If your specialized ready for fall, that's okay, because this
pumpkins spice mustache wax.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Is exactly what you need. It's made with.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Beeswax and just the right amount of pumpkins spice. All
you gotta do is put a small amount on your fingers,
work it in until it's nice and pleable, apply it
to your mustache, shape it, and in no time you'll
have people falling all over themselves to tell you how
good you look.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Is it.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Able? It's pleable, not toilet paper. It's pleable, pliable, pleable, plea.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
He also works on beards, goatee's, and even sideburns. You
know what they say, gang, You can be just like
all those ghost schools and Halloween hacks, or you can
stand out by wearing some pumpkins spice wax. It's a
packet two cans a pumpkin spice mustash wax from the side.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Folks at Stashi. Okay, a two pack.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay, all right, Well there you have it, Mom, What
else do you need to know?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
What?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Mustache wax, mustash wax, pumpkin spice, mustache wax.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
That's a mouthful. Hey, heyzus, welcome back.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Dude, you're the first person on contestant row. I'm gonna
need a bid here. What is going to be your bid?
Hazus on the the two can pack? The pack of
two cans of pumpkin spice, mustache wax. Hey zeus, what
is your bid?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I want to say thirteen ninety nine? Thirteen ninety nine.
Most say she likes that bit. Most she likes that bid.
All right, hang on, we'll find out if that's a
good bit or not. Mustache wax, mustache mustache, Billy bill O.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Third, I'm going to need a bid here on stash, bombs,
pumpkin spice, mustache wax. It's a it's a pack of
two cans.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Let's go with seventeen dollars.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Seventeen dollars flat. Now you like thirteen ninety nine? Did
you like seventeen dollars? Yeah? IM probably more realistic.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Like that one.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Okay, Ela, hang on?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Listener Alex Alex listener, Alex, I got a bit of
thirteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I got a bit of seventeen dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I'm gonna need your bid on two cans a pumpkin spice,
mustache wax from the stash bomb the fine folks. I'm
gonna go with eighteen dollars.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Eighteen dollars, Mo, did you like that? I love Jack.
She seems to like all the bids.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I love them.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
You can't like all the bids, pipe man, that could
be only what I can't look at them. It's I
can't look at you. It's that new jacket. It's blinding.
It's blinding me. Everybody, are you looking at this? Can
you see this?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
The contestant that comes closes without going the actual over
the actual retail price will be our winner today, Hi man.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Take it away? Well right?

Speaker 3 (05:02):
The actual retail price for stash bombs Pumpkinspy's my stash
wett is twenty three dollars in eighty nine.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Six. Oh, that means the eighteen dollars bid, this one
has pump Alex, Alex, congratulations, your eighteen dollar bid came
closest to the twenty three eighty nine actual retail price. Dude,
you're the winter of Today's Pumpkin Spike pie.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Rack, I'll rack. Thank you, mister Alex, you have earned
yourself a pair of tickets. Is the Altar Bridge buy
your Music.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Center April twenty eight p Tickets are on sale now
at ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, he's the only Alex here. A guy the phone.
He's the only guys gona make the other one. That'd
be so rude. The other one left, for sure. The
other one definitely is not here. Alex, You're the winner. Congratulations,
Thank you, pipe man, outstanding, Thank you. I can't wait
till next year. The outfit this year, you really, you know,
step it up. You guys bade me so handsomely.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I shared with my good friends Chilian and hopefully they
got some of that.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
I was legally binding, but I had to treat myself.
There you have it, The Pumpkinspice Prizes right in the dow.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
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