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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, read my lips. Chili is timekeeping, and Mo
looks like she's this game ready, and Alex still looks
like he's upset about football. Okay, funny that I can
do both. Hey, Joe, good morning Joe, Brother Rod Yo,
Brother Joe. Who's playing for you today?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I picked Alex, first time getting through in twenty three years,
first time caller. I think I want to Jode, he
picked you. We'll get that. Thank you, Chili that you
got one from the twin brother. All right, first time
(00:40):
ever being on Joe. That's exciting stuff. What about Ed here?
Good morning Ed? Hey, this up dude, obviously most playing
for you?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Right, yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I pick.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
You?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Get to get who's the returning champion? Come on, I
just thought it'd be nice Alex's returning champion. Do you
want to go first or second? I would like to defer.
What would you like to do?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I like to go first?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Okay, And I usually play sitting down, but I've decided
to play standing up today.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Now you're welcome. A little nervous because she's a strong
independent woman. No no, not now. If she if she
goes into the crane from from Karate Kid, then you're
in trouble. She's standing on a standing now have great balance.
You know what that reference is? You kind of did
the crane over there? Okay, I just assumed you wouldn't
know what I was talking about. Yeah, she was doing
(01:42):
the all right, most standing. This is ed. This is
how bad she wants this. She's standing, bro, she got there.
She's spending on bitness. Maybe she does. All right, Here
we go, Most going first twenty seconds on the clock.
Please three words. Moe is now standing, rocking out and
(02:03):
cannot hear the words that are coming out of my mouth.
Dallas Daniel sent this one in thumbs up. Thumbs up.
Here we go. There's a little tribute to my friend
chilly today.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Angry angry inch, angry picture, angry angry inch, kitcher picture mitcher,
angry inch, kitcher, angry angry inch, kitch incher, angry inchitcher,
(02:36):
angry inch, angry inch hit you, angry angry inch.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
How long was that inch? Inch? That sounds like a
her the end inch angry inch. Oh, there's a her
involving I'll be here all week. There's a very disappointed
(03:05):
her involved with that word not wrong. All right, let's
try this one. I just shuffled. This is how they
came up. Here we go, Skyler, Oh boy, this morning,
here we go. Ready up.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But ice punchy ice, but but ice ice.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Imber that I remember that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh that's the Charlie Sheen we played. We played named
that Dude with Charlie Sheen and he talked about a
story about putting an ice cube up his butt, said
it would wake wake him up on the set. The
fact that he knew that is what I'm concerned about.
That's claims he invented that technique. Okay, here we go,
(03:58):
so many questions. Dan T. Dan T sent this word
in Here we go. Thumbs up, thumbs up.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Scuba Wizard, Scuba Windsorf Scuba Scuba Wizard, Winter Scuba Cuba
Suguba Wizard, Winter Scuba Wizard winterd Scuba Wizard.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Winter Scuba Suba Wizard did get Wind Wind and Sho
but I felt like I had to Well it was
a good guess. It's this show, Scuba Wizard, Your boss.
(04:48):
That one part of my statistics mostly me after the
show where it was my name or gotten on this
shows my first time being on read my lips. You
should have gotten it. Disappointed, googa wizard.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I know, I know looking back, that was dumb.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
One one word sorry, ed only the perverted word we
got ed. What do you think here one bro? You're saying,
you're saying, we got a chance. Right, I'm not going
to the ship stop there. Meanwhile, and how do you
like your steaks? Mayor?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Who?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Mayor? All right? Here we go, Here we go. This
is for Joe, now, good luck. Twenty seconds on the clock, Yes,
sir Oliver, that one was long, dude, it was twenty seconds.
I have a confession what I was laughing at the
fact that I went long.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I was laughing.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Okay, you're gonna have to you can tell your twin
brother though. But she got it wrong. Jesse sent this
word in Jesse sent this word in twenty seconds on
the clock. Thumbs up yet all right?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Chocolate hate chocolate, egg chocolate hate chocolate, ass chocolate hate.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Chocolate, chunky hate chunky eggs.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Chocolate hate, chocolate, hat chocolate, chocolate hate.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Chocolate. Oh I thought that was a layup, mo you thought.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
I thought it does because it doesn't make sense in
your brain when you're doing it.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
You have a hatred for chocolate chocolate hate. Oh lo
doesn't like chocolate modus. She doesn't like it. It's not like, oh,
I'm not a sweets person.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
She I mean, she's from Chicago.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Just likes she's not from Chicago. Isn't that the same thing?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Willie sent this one in thumbs up.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yea space ginger? What space ginger space? Something space ginger space,
scissor space ginger space, ginger space, gin jur space?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
What the headphones? What's your story this morning? What do
you mean? Ed Sheeran was.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Offered, Yes, he was offered to play the first concace
space ginger.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
That's clever, smart man. Wow, who sent that space ginger?
Willie Willy? That was good? Okay, Tashana set this word in.
Shaana need this to tie. Please come up, please don't tie.
(07:52):
Start the clock as soon as I say the thicker snicker?
Whaticker snicker, thicker snicker. Overtime over time, overtime. It's a
game post space ginger, not easier thicker snicker. He likes
(08:23):
a sneaker sticker. Joe, you're in it, Ed, you're in it.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Ed?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
We got this, Oh, brand new game, brand new game.
I'm gonna say the word, Chili's gonna start timing. You
keep guessing until you get it right. You guess and
you guess it.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Okay, I'm getting the headphone.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It for pit passes. I don't know rap, I'm going
not everybody's in the pit like you all the time,
all these shows, so privileged.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Okay, here we go, get some listen music. It's just
squared away, all right, Chilie.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
When I say the word, once I hit that second word, pop,
you start timing. Mundo. He's been responsible for some overtimes before.
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Thumbs up, thumbs up, hard candy, heart candy, hard hard candy.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Boom, Oh, that little bit of hiccup. I remember you
saying that, that little bit of hiccup.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Okay, okay, it's time to beat my zips.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
We're in overtime. Here comes Alex P. Middleton for his turn. Okay, buddy,
I'm gonna say the word. You keep guessing, he's gonna time.
You keep guessing until you get it right. Okay, got
it all right. He's like, so you're telling me you
haven't changed overtime in the last five years. No, we haven't,
(10:05):
except when we had double overtime. Triple overtime, was it?
Don't think we just gave it away. No, I think
I used the word fard, didn't I. I think I
just like I had to make up a word on
the spot. All right, here we go, Timer thumbs up,
(10:26):
hard candy, art cat, hard candy, art can hard hard candy,
hard cat, hard candy, hard candy. Boom all right, boom
bigoty boom point. Both of you got hard candy. What
(10:49):
was Alex's time? Uh, eleven point four seconds most time
point nine to one nine.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Ed, congratulations, it's all about Oh sorry, Joe, you don't
get I.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Was she didn't get it. I thought she said heart
candy and then hard candy. I'm like that could be
the thing.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
That kills you did last time, just because you didn't
get it on the first Yes, Alex.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Is fast, Mo with the wind and the wind, what
are you giving it?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Ed?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You're gonna be in the pit for a day to
remember a yellow card.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
It's the maximum one tour September twenty third in the Woodlands.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
You better send us pictures, Ed. Oh, I definitely will
Mo definitely will thank you. Oh yeah, the pit tickets pictures, Ed,
I trust you on that. All right, great job, everybody
who is ready ubertime, great game guys,
All right, read my lips. Chili is timekeeping, and Mo
looks like she's this game ready, and Alex still looks
like he's upset about football. Okay, funny that I can
do both. Hey, Joe, good morning Joe, Brother Rod Yo,
Brother Joe. Who's playing for you today?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I picked Alex, first time getting through in twenty three years,
first time caller. I think I want to Jode, he
picked you. We'll get that. Thank you, Chili that you
got one from the twin brother. All right, first time
(00:40):
ever being on Joe. That's exciting stuff. What about Ed here?
Good morning Ed? Hey, this up dude, obviously most playing
for you?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Right, yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I pick.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
You?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Get to get who's the returning champion? Come on, I
just thought it'd be nice Alex's returning champion. Do you
want to go first or second? I would like to defer.
What would you like to do?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I like to go first?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Okay, And I usually play sitting down, but I've decided
to play standing up today.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Now you're welcome. A little nervous because she's a strong
independent woman. No no, not now. If she if she
goes into the crane from from Karate Kid, then you're
in trouble. She's standing on a standing now have great balance.
You know what that reference is? You kind of did
the crane over there? Okay, I just assumed you wouldn't
know what I was talking about. Yeah, she was doing
(01:42):
the all right, most standing. This is ed. This is
how bad she wants this. She's standing, bro, she got there.
She's spending on bitness. Maybe she does. All right, Here
we go, Most going first twenty seconds on the clock.
Please three words. Moe is now standing, rocking out and
(02:03):
cannot hear the words that are coming out of my mouth.
Dallas Daniel sent this one in thumbs up. Thumbs up.
Here we go. There's a little tribute to my friend
chilly today.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Angry angry inch, angry picture, angry angry inch, kitcher picture mitcher,
angry inch, kitcher, angry angry inch, kitch incher, angry inchitcher,
(02:36):
angry inch, angry inch hit you, angry angry inch.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
How long was that inch? Inch? That sounds like a
her the end inch angry inch. Oh, there's a her
involving I'll be here all week. There's a very disappointed
(03:05):
her involved with that word not wrong. All right, let's
try this one. I just shuffled. This is how they
came up. Here we go, Skyler, Oh boy, this morning,
here we go. Ready up.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But ice punchy ice, but but ice ice.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Imber that I remember that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh that's the Charlie Sheen we played. We played named
that Dude with Charlie Sheen and he talked about a
story about putting an ice cube up his butt, said
it would wake wake him up on the set. The
fact that he knew that is what I'm concerned about.
That's claims he invented that technique. Okay, here we go,
(03:58):
so many questions. Dan T. Dan T sent this word
in Here we go. Thumbs up, thumbs up.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Scuba Wizard, Scuba Windsorf Scuba Scuba Wizard, Winter Scuba Cuba
Suguba Wizard, Winter Scuba Wizard winterd Scuba Wizard.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Winter Scuba Suba Wizard did get Wind Wind and Sho
but I felt like I had to Well it was
a good guess. It's this show, Scuba Wizard, Your boss.
(04:48):
That one part of my statistics mostly me after the
show where it was my name or gotten on this
shows my first time being on read my lips. You
should have gotten it. Disappointed, googa wizard.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I know, I know looking back, that was dumb.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
One one word sorry, ed only the perverted word we
got ed. What do you think here one bro? You're saying,
you're saying, we got a chance. Right, I'm not going
to the ship stop there. Meanwhile, and how do you
like your steaks? Mayor?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Who?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Mayor? All right? Here we go, Here we go. This
is for Joe, now, good luck. Twenty seconds on the clock, Yes,
sir Oliver, that one was long, dude, it was twenty seconds.
I have a confession what I was laughing at the
fact that I went long.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I was laughing.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Okay, you're gonna have to you can tell your twin
brother though. But she got it wrong. Jesse sent this
word in Jesse sent this word in twenty seconds on
the clock. Thumbs up yet all right?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Chocolate hate chocolate, egg chocolate hate chocolate, ass chocolate hate.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Chocolate, chunky hate chunky eggs.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Chocolate hate, chocolate, hat chocolate, chocolate hate.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Chocolate. Oh I thought that was a layup, mo you thought.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
I thought it does because it doesn't make sense in
your brain when you're doing it.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
You have a hatred for chocolate chocolate hate. Oh lo
doesn't like chocolate modus. She doesn't like it. It's not like, oh,
I'm not a sweets person.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
She I mean, she's from Chicago.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Just likes she's not from Chicago. Isn't that the same thing?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Willie sent this one in thumbs up.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yea space ginger? What space ginger space? Something space ginger space,
scissor space ginger space, ginger space, gin jur space?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
What the headphones? What's your story this morning? What do
you mean? Ed Sheeran was.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Offered, Yes, he was offered to play the first concace
space ginger.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
That's clever, smart man. Wow, who sent that space ginger?
Willie Willy? That was good? Okay, Tashana set this word in.
Shaana need this to tie. Please come up, please don't tie.
(07:52):
Start the clock as soon as I say the thicker snicker?
Whaticker snicker, thicker snicker. Overtime over time, overtime. It's a
game post space ginger, not easier thicker snicker. He likes
(08:23):
a sneaker sticker. Joe, you're in it, Ed, you're in it.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Ed?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
We got this, Oh, brand new game, brand new game.
I'm gonna say the word, Chili's gonna start timing. You
keep guessing until you get it right. You guess and
you guess it.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Okay, I'm getting the headphone.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It for pit passes. I don't know rap, I'm going
not everybody's in the pit like you all the time,
all these shows, so privileged.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Okay, here we go, get some listen music. It's just
squared away, all right, Chilie.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
When I say the word, once I hit that second word, pop,
you start timing. Mundo. He's been responsible for some overtimes before.
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Thumbs up, thumbs up, hard candy, heart candy, hard hard candy.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Boom, Oh, that little bit of hiccup. I remember you
saying that, that little bit of hiccup.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Okay, okay, it's time to beat my zips.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
We're in overtime. Here comes Alex P. Middleton for his turn. Okay, buddy,
I'm gonna say the word. You keep guessing, he's gonna time.
You keep guessing until you get it right. Okay, got
it all right. He's like, so you're telling me you
haven't changed overtime in the last five years. No, we haven't,
(10:05):
except when we had double overtime. Triple overtime, was it?
Don't think we just gave it away. No, I think
I used the word fard, didn't I. I think I
just like I had to make up a word on
the spot. All right, here we go, Timer thumbs up,
(10:26):
hard candy, art cat, hard candy, art can hard hard candy,
hard cat, hard candy, hard candy. Boom all right, boom
bigoty boom point. Both of you got hard candy. What
(10:49):
was Alex's time? Uh, eleven point four seconds most time
point nine to one nine.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Ed, congratulations, it's all about Oh sorry, Joe, you don't
get I.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Was she didn't get it. I thought she said heart
candy and then hard candy. I'm like that could be
the thing.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
That kills you did last time, just because you didn't
get it on the first Yes, Alex.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Is fast, Mo with the wind and the wind, what
are you giving it?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Ed?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You're gonna be in the pit for a day to
remember a yellow card.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
It's the maximum one tour September twenty third in the Woodlands.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
You better send us pictures, Ed. Oh, I definitely will
Mo definitely will thank you. Oh yeah, the pit tickets pictures, Ed,
I trust you on that. All right, great job, everybody
who is ready ubertime, great game guys,
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