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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's not to breathe my lips. Chilie's time keeping. Hi, Chilie,
how are you doing? Rod Uh? Alex has won about
thirteen weeks in a row. Dude, he's as well, he's
the champ this year. Yeah, but we don't know that.
(00:20):
But Moe came in here. The last time she cared
about this show was her first week the air, like
trying to impress us, and then she's like, oh, these
losers and then boom and then you've had You've had
it on cruise control ever since. Not true. Okay, she's
one two and a half within she's one more than one. Okay, Well,
(00:40):
let's talk to Kim Kim. Oh oh, sorry, that's another game. Kim.
I don't know. It's Kim Bo Kim. Oh wait, Kim's
over here, Hi Kim? Hi, Hello Kim? How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
How are you so great? So anxiety? Somebody's crack a beer? No,
rely just snorted kind of Oh I really it sounded
like yah, I heard that. You heard you heard that? Yes,
it's five o'clock somewhere tomorrow. All right, Hey, Kim, who's
playing for you today? It's mouth Kim. Thank you for
(01:17):
believing in me. Come on, studio, audience, you want this
last game of the year for Kim. Yes, Edgar, Good
morning Edgar, ed Do, Good morning Edgar. You're on team Alex. Yes, Yes,
hopefully he makes it number fourteen today. I'm guessing it
might be fourteen in a row and today might be fifteen.
(01:38):
I don't even know this guy's just I don't remember
the last time he didn't win a game. Here. It's
for the Nate Bargatzi tickets that go on sale Friday
at ten tomorrow at ten o'clock for his second show
June eighteenth, at the Toyota Center. Okay, funny, funny guy,
returning champ? Who goes first? I like to defer to Mo.
I want to go first? Will go first? Wants it? Rob?
(02:02):
Is it twenty seconds? It is twenty Seconday? Good. Yeah,
we're yeah, We're gonna keep it at twenty seconds. My
mind's on vacation already. All of these words were submitted
by you, guys. I appreciate all the help today. Great
words sent in. I'm going to read them to Mo.
She can no longer hear my words. She's going to
(02:24):
try to read my lips. Well, she can still here,
or she hasn't put the headphones on. Oh yeah, once
she puts the headphones on, there she goes. She doesn't
like it. She's very uncomfortable. She just not she just
acts like it. She's got superhering. She's superhering it, super smell.
She's got like Spidey senses, spidy. All right, here we go.
(02:44):
Three words, Jillie twenty seconds to piece. Yes, Sir, Ashley
with an eye sent the thumbs up. Trouble. It's trouble, okay,
she says she's ready to go. Here we go, Thank you, Ashley.
Shiny balls, Jake Paul, shiny China balls, ball, shiny shiny balls,
(03:04):
shiny balls, shiny ball, shiny ball. That one was for
my girl kids, shiny balls. Isn't that a Christmas song?
Soon it will be Christmas. I thought it was silver bells,
silver bells, shiny balls. I thought it was Johnny Boy.
Shall they changed it? Yes? All right, here we go
(03:30):
shoot them all right, nurse y Oh yeah, that's gonna
get dirty word. She's funny. No, it's not dirty. She
always sends in a list of dirty words for me.
But listen carefully. She has to say it. The right
way up.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Power drawing, power, trolley power power power, power drawling, trolley,
power drawing, jolly power, power drawing, trall wallet power, power drawing,
(04:11):
tralic power.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
If she said drawing, would you have accepted it? I
would have? Okay, I was going to say that would
not be sure. I would have accepted it. What was
that power drawing? That's funny, weird It looked drawling. It's
(04:36):
weird that looks and sounds. It was the power ball drawing,
power drawing. Nurse d set that in specifically all right,
here we go, mikes up, Oh, here we go, Todd.
Maybe the carpat guy. I think it was a cap.
(04:59):
Here we go up, thumbs up. Season finale, season finale two,
well done. Wow, in like a second, you should have
gotten all three of those. You should have gotten all
three of those? Are you kidding me? Right now? Yeah?
(05:19):
You should.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's like I've been training, is so hard of saying right,
and now I'm back to.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You started the way last. She's gonna be going drawling?
What is looking drawling? What are you saying? Can you
what's the origin? That's how we look at you every day?
Can you use it in a sentence dumb. All right,
there we go, Here we go. The man that's one,
(05:46):
maybe twenty seven weeks in a row. Yeah, he's one,
like forty seven. No one? All right. Steve sent this
word in thumbs up. Yep, Mo's toes, Mo's toes.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I mean, I'm so funny.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Link of the year most feet. Uh god, we got
some web hits on that. You know it was supposed
to stay in Vegas. Mo I Heart New York called
what what are you guys doing to Houston? When are
all those hits doing?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
We're gonna have to take your blog offs because y'all
making those look bad. Bryan Seacrest called why are they
getting so many web hits? Why am I not getting
these kind of web hits? I'm on ABC, dammit. Okay,
I think this one's tough. Okay. Chad sent this word
in twenty seconds for him thumbs up. Yeap. Log beater,
(06:51):
I'm saying, log beater, dog beater, log beat, log beater,
log beater. Oh put your log. We're not okay with that.
Michael Vick, the log beater. You were talking about that
pooping log yesterday, the Spanish thing where hit We heard
(07:14):
from some guy from Spain. He's like, dude, don't we
don't all do that. We don't love us in It's
just that one region.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You're from, Spain, you're part of it.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh no, torn, here we go. Good cornerstone, twenty seconds
away from a time. I know. That's why I'm overtime. Jerome,
his very own personal assistant, Jerome sent this in gravy award.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Gravy award, not even, not even, not even.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
That's why you're the chance. Sorry, thank you, I love you.
I would like to give you. Kim, you're still there.
Fantastic she' patt this, Alex Kim, what are you still
doing here? Rookie of the year? All right, Kim, goodbye,
Thanks for hanging in there, Edgar, all right, I gave you.
(08:18):
Come through, Edgar. You're going to see Nate bergatzi uh.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
He just announced the second show, June eighteenth, at the
Toya Center.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Tickets go on sale tomorrow ten am Toyata Center dot com. Congratulations,
ale I'll come buy you a shot on Saturday, buddy, Edrea.
Sounds like a deal, dude. Oh boy, Edgar's buying you
a shot. Can't wait to kid you mean us? Oh yeah,
I got all of you shot a shoehorn in there.
(08:50):
Way to go. One of the things that I just
I did want to mention is because we're going to
be running Best of for a couple of weeks. I
got all, we had enough content that it's gonna be
all mow. But what I have, what I thought would
be fun, and this is gonna be something that I
made the decision already already programmed them. We're gonna be
(09:12):
bringing back some of those old read my lips where
the listeners came in and.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Play yeah funny, so before you were here, Yeah, I
heard them much here.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
We needed that extra person, right. I couldn't pull it
off with Chilli because I didn't want a time keep,
so we had listeners come in and play and I
think those were some really really fun games funny. So
you're gonna be hearing some of those replays over the
next couple of weeks. If you just listen, you'll hear them.
I scheduled quite a few of them and those are
really really fun. All right, Well, thank you, Alex. Great
(09:42):
job this year, Mo, great job fun or is it
I learned a lot? Was it a great job? Because
of that game? Alway
It's not to breathe my lips. Chilie's time keeping. Hi, Chilie,
how are you doing? Rod Uh? Alex has won about
thirteen weeks in a row. Dude, he's as well, he's
the champ this year. Yeah, but we don't know that.
(00:20):
But Moe came in here. The last time she cared
about this show was her first week the air, like
trying to impress us, and then she's like, oh, these
losers and then boom and then you've had You've had
it on cruise control ever since. Not true. Okay, she's
one two and a half within she's one more than one. Okay, Well,
(00:40):
let's talk to Kim Kim. Oh oh, sorry, that's another game. Kim.
I don't know. It's Kim Bo Kim. Oh wait, Kim's
over here, Hi Kim? Hi, Hello Kim? How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
How are you so great? So anxiety? Somebody's crack a beer? No,
rely just snorted kind of Oh I really it sounded
like yah, I heard that. You heard you heard that? Yes,
it's five o'clock somewhere tomorrow. All right, Hey, Kim, who's
playing for you today? It's mouth Kim. Thank you for
(01:17):
believing in me. Come on, studio, audience, you want this
last game of the year for Kim. Yes, Edgar, Good
morning Edgar, ed Do, Good morning Edgar. You're on team Alex. Yes, Yes,
hopefully he makes it number fourteen today. I'm guessing it
might be fourteen in a row and today might be fifteen.
(01:38):
I don't even know this guy's just I don't remember
the last time he didn't win a game. Here. It's
for the Nate Bargatzi tickets that go on sale Friday
at ten tomorrow at ten o'clock for his second show
June eighteenth, at the Toyota Center. Okay, funny, funny guy,
returning champ? Who goes first? I like to defer to Mo.
I want to go first? Will go first? Wants it? Rob?
(02:02):
Is it twenty seconds? It is twenty Seconday? Good. Yeah,
we're yeah, We're gonna keep it at twenty seconds. My
mind's on vacation already. All of these words were submitted
by you, guys. I appreciate all the help today. Great
words sent in. I'm going to read them to Mo.
She can no longer hear my words. She's going to
(02:24):
try to read my lips. Well, she can still here,
or she hasn't put the headphones on. Oh yeah, once
she puts the headphones on, there she goes. She doesn't
like it. She's very uncomfortable. She just not she just
acts like it. She's got superhering. She's superhering it, super smell.
She's got like Spidey senses, spidy. All right, here we go.
(02:44):
Three words, Jillie twenty seconds to piece. Yes, Sir, Ashley
with an eye sent the thumbs up. Trouble. It's trouble, okay,
she says she's ready to go. Here we go, Thank you, Ashley.
Shiny balls, Jake Paul, shiny China balls, ball, shiny shiny balls,
(03:04):
shiny balls, shiny ball, shiny ball. That one was for
my girl kids, shiny balls. Isn't that a Christmas song?
Soon it will be Christmas. I thought it was silver bells,
silver bells, shiny balls. I thought it was Johnny Boy.
Shall they changed it? Yes? All right, here we go
(03:30):
shoot them all right, nurse y Oh yeah, that's gonna
get dirty word. She's funny. No, it's not dirty. She
always sends in a list of dirty words for me.
But listen carefully. She has to say it. The right
way up.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Power drawing, power, trolley power power power, power drawling, trolley,
power drawing, jolly power, power drawing, trall wallet power, power drawing,
(04:11):
tralic power.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
If she said drawing, would you have accepted it? I
would have? Okay, I was going to say that would
not be sure. I would have accepted it. What was
that power drawing? That's funny, weird It looked drawling. It's
(04:36):
weird that looks and sounds. It was the power ball drawing,
power drawing. Nurse d set that in specifically all right,
here we go, mikes up, Oh, here we go, Todd.
Maybe the carpat guy. I think it was a cap.
(04:59):
Here we go up, thumbs up. Season finale, season finale two,
well done. Wow, in like a second, you should have
gotten all three of those. You should have gotten all
three of those? Are you kidding me? Right now? Yeah?
(05:19):
You should.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's like I've been training, is so hard of saying right,
and now I'm back to.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You started the way last. She's gonna be going drawling?
What is looking drawling? What are you saying? Can you
what's the origin? That's how we look at you every day?
Can you use it in a sentence dumb. All right,
there we go, Here we go. The man that's one,
(05:46):
maybe twenty seven weeks in a row. Yeah, he's one,
like forty seven. No one? All right. Steve sent this
word in thumbs up. Yep, Mo's toes, Mo's toes.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I mean, I'm so funny.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Link of the year most feet. Uh god, we got
some web hits on that. You know it was supposed
to stay in Vegas. Mo I Heart New York called
what what are you guys doing to Houston? When are
all those hits doing?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
We're gonna have to take your blog offs because y'all
making those look bad. Bryan Seacrest called why are they
getting so many web hits? Why am I not getting
these kind of web hits? I'm on ABC, dammit. Okay,
I think this one's tough. Okay. Chad sent this word
in twenty seconds for him thumbs up. Yeap. Log beater,
(06:51):
I'm saying, log beater, dog beater, log beat, log beater,
log beater. Oh put your log. We're not okay with that.
Michael Vick, the log beater. You were talking about that
pooping log yesterday, the Spanish thing where hit We heard
(07:14):
from some guy from Spain. He's like, dude, don't we
don't all do that. We don't love us in It's
just that one region.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You're from, Spain, you're part of it.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh no, torn, here we go. Good cornerstone, twenty seconds
away from a time. I know. That's why I'm overtime. Jerome,
his very own personal assistant, Jerome sent this in gravy award.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Gravy award, not even, not even, not even.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
That's why you're the chance. Sorry, thank you, I love you.
I would like to give you. Kim, you're still there.
Fantastic she' patt this, Alex Kim, what are you still
doing here? Rookie of the year? All right, Kim, goodbye,
Thanks for hanging in there, Edgar, all right, I gave you.
(08:18):
Come through, Edgar. You're going to see Nate bergatzi uh.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
He just announced the second show, June eighteenth, at the
Toya Center.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Tickets go on sale tomorrow ten am Toyata Center dot com. Congratulations,
ale I'll come buy you a shot on Saturday, buddy, Edrea.
Sounds like a deal, dude. Oh boy, Edgar's buying you
a shot. Can't wait to kid you mean us? Oh yeah,
I got all of you shot a shoehorn in there.
(08:50):
Way to go. One of the things that I just
I did want to mention is because we're going to
be running Best of for a couple of weeks. I
got all, we had enough content that it's gonna be
all mow. But what I have, what I thought would
be fun, and this is gonna be something that I
made the decision already already programmed them. We're gonna be
(09:12):
bringing back some of those old read my lips where
the listeners came in and.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Play yeah funny, so before you were here, Yeah, I
heard them much here.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
We needed that extra person, right. I couldn't pull it
off with Chilli because I didn't want a time keep,
so we had listeners come in and play and I
think those were some really really fun games funny. So
you're gonna be hearing some of those replays over the
next couple of weeks. If you just listen, you'll hear them.
I scheduled quite a few of them and those are
really really fun. All right, Well, thank you, Alex. Great
(09:42):
job this year, Mo, great job fun or is it
I learned a lot? Was it a great job? Because
of that game? Alway
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