The Morning Dump 04-23-24

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Episode Transcript

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Somebody text in that said something thatI thought was really really funny, And
let's see if I can find it. I got to lose it already.
Try to mark these things so we'reready afterwards. Yeah, cramp, we'll

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never know. Can you think ofan old commercial that at one time was
considered okay but probably wouldn't fly today? For me, it's flirt squirt I
remember that commercial? What are you? Oh? No, I had to
google it because I thought that wasfunny. Flirt squirts. Yeah, there
there's a subreddit in there. Foundit, okay, and then'll take you

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to that commercial. Here's the here'sthe commercial. Check this out, Tommy,
the hole in the boot. Youcan get your brother telling your mother
were using take it back at thegirl? I dare you change my mind?

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Not sack squirt squore guns in justguys. Yeah, like it's a
salt. Yeah. Some of theregetting like right in the eye, just
squirting all over them, just goingaround squirting anybody you want, because what
they told on you, or youjust happen to like them, you liked

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them. Even if you had asquirt gun and I shot a squirt gun
right in your eye, you'd belike, what the fuck man. Absolutely
stop spraying me, you weirdo.Uh. But to answer the question,
I uh, I can't think ofanything off the top of my end.
Of course, you know back inthe day when they would you know,

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advertise, you know, Winston cigarettes, the Flintstones, you know, shit
like that. But I can't thinkof anything. The first one that came
to my mind was that myth commercialfrom nineteen ninety nine. I can't eat
and I can't sleep, but Igot to clean his house on my street.
But that one's you know, thatwas a psa to not do methamphetamines.

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Right, So I don't see howthat one would be a bad one.
This is a pretty good one.Oh no, you missed that putt
again. You can have more timeto practice your putting with the potty putter.
The amazing new toilet of course golfgame that lets you practice your putting
on the potty. Your potty puttercomes with it. Just think all that

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extra practice every time you visit thejob, mom, I made it.
I'm in a commercial. Yeah no. So when you're on the green,
you're like, fuck, I gottamake the shot else someone. So you
gotta squat down like you're taking aship just because that's all you've passed.
No, yes, sorry, Iwas just looking at some of the other

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ones. Now. I can't thinkof one right off the top of my
head. How about Love's Baby Softdeodorant, because innocence is sexier than you
think a deodorant of babies or fourbabies. No, it was just called
Love's Baby Soft deodorant, but itwas geared towards like the beauty pageant culture.

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Okay, huh yeah, okay,yeah, I don't know any of
these. God, there's some goodstuff on this che no style just subredding.
Oh yeah yeah. Corey Felman onThe Howard Stern Show and he's dancing
next to this little midget dude.Okay, okay, sure that makes sense.

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I wanted to introduce you to someone. Did I save it? Come
on, no, I suppose to. There it is. So this woman
was apparently in porn and she quitdoing porn. Lanta Rhodes GIMPI if you
want to look her up, LaNa and then Rhodes is rho A d

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E s. She is a cutegirl. She's twenty seven, and she
decided to get out of porn.She was seventeen when she started like working
at Hooters, and then she waslike, that was my first job of
being sexualized. So I left thatjob began working as a dancer in a

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club. I didn't make that muchmoney, so then I decided to do
porn. And she decided to getout of it finally when something was asked
of her that she couldn't, shewas like, I can't, that's too
much. She only did this forlike two four month stints, so like

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four months, took a break,and then four months, so eight months
total, and she decided to getout of porn when she was in this
one scene with someone and this guyhad a bowl and he gagged me until
I threw up into it. Ohgod damn. And then he puked in

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the bowl during the scene, andthen he asked me to drink it,
and I didn't know what to doand didn't say no. Yeah, that's
the first words coming out of mymouth. Right, No, absolutely not.
How about the fuck off right here? You eat this bowl of barf?

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You can eat my shit, youcocksucker. Yeah, that's that's the
sequel, right right, We're doingthat next. No way, no way.
She said that it was not uncommonto be really drunk. That's fair
on these sets, which is partof how they get it. And she
says, how much do you thinkshe made in per scene? I think

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your butter's supposed to live in Whatyear was it, twenty nineteen? Yeah,
it's not that long, yo,one hundred and fifty bucks. How
much does she make per scene?Or or for that one revealed? How
much how much each sex sex scenepaid her? Oh? Okay, about

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fifteen hundred dollars? I think twelvehundred dollars. Yeah, yeah, what
you know, you're thinking about it, You're like, fuck, twelve hundred
dollars, The fuck is great.Fuck I'll take five hundred and fifteen hundred
dollars, twive hundred dollars, youknow, to do some some banging.
But it's when they're like, hey, eat this cup of shit, or
you know, eat this cup ofbar girls one cup. Man, that's
a scene that is eternally etched intomy brain. God, even the theme

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song so that goddamn show movie wasis still in my brain. I feel
like if you watch that a scenelike that, or a girl is eating
someone's vomit, that would keep methat I wouldn't want to watch porn again.
Right, But but there's this wholegenre of porn called like, it's
not called it rough rough porn.Right, there's another name for it,

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but that that exists. Sure,so I hear you, Yeah, but
are you capable of putting on adifferent hat to see why someone would like
that? No? To me,the only the only way I can get
there is like some sort of Ihate women thing, Okay, Like I
just want to use them as adumpster, right, humiliate them, yeah,

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in some way or the other,Okay, And you could maybe talk
me into it's on the extreme endof humiliation point, for sure. I
think something like that. You're gonnafucking you have to pay me extra,
you know, twelve hundred dollars right, then that's just a regular sex scene,
right. You want me to eata cup of vomit? Oh?

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No, fuck? I mean I'lldo it. No you won't. No,
you won't extra extra for an extratwelve hundred dollars. No, it's
not a negotiation. I double thepay. I don't think it's a negotiation.
She said she she had one hundredthousand dollars in her bank account when
she quit shooting Wow, And nowshe says she's a multi millionaire, but

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she only does OnlyFans, okay,which I guess it's a little bit safer.
She still got name recognition out there. I don't know if it's safer
for only fans. Yeah, youcan totally control everything that you're doing.
Uh, yes, but that doesn'tmean the problem with OnlyFans is people the

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people that some people that are subscriberson it believe that they are friends.
Oh yeah, yeah, we're porn. You know. I have to go
to a website or I have toinsert the videotape. There's no connection.
Oh, I'll give you that.But once you know, you know,
Big Thunder seventy six says, hey, I'll pay you one hundred and fifty

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dollars to watch you drink a cupof piss or whatever. Yeah, you
can just say no, you're rightexactly. So you can still control what
your content you're putting out, unlikethese guys where you got the director,
the producer, the actors, youknow, all these hands that are in
it, you know, and ifyou want your money, well, even
if it is a mere twelve hundreddollars, she's just going to have to

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drink a cup of bar Yeah,you know, and if you don't do
it, then fuck you, you'refired, you get nothing, and then
I'll make sure you never work inthis town ever again. She's also trying
to get all of her films deletedoff the internet. Good luck with that
one. Good luck you know howmuch she's gonna have to pay to do

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that. She says she hasn't.She's retired from pornan hasn't filmed a scene
since having a child in twenty twentytwo, and she's been open about her
mental health and her disdain for pornography, and she thinks that should be banned.
I can get that. I cansee how she would get there.
I totally could. You know.It sounded like a quick, easy way

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to make some money, so makesome good money. Well, I like
the fuck, I like having sex. Why not pay me to do it?
And I'm sure the first couple ofmovies that's a misconception. Yeah,
I think that's a misconception that peoplethat do born like that. No,
I'm not saying that they like it, but it's just one of those that's
easy money. It's like people thatare out there hooking. You know,
I can fucking make money, allsI gotta do is just sell my pussy.
And that's it, you know whatI'm saying. So she's saying that

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she wants it banned, but it'slike you're but you're still doing it only
on OnlyFans. I think some peopledon't consider only fans porn. And you
asked Holly Madison, who was aPlayboy, pin up and all these things,
who does only fans now, butno nudity. If you asked her
if she did porn, she wouldsay no, Right, she didn't do

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porn. She did porn. Shewas in Playboy. That is a type
of porn. But you know whenpeople hear the porn, they're thinking instant
you know it's foxing some you knowit's sex. I'm not just posing nude
for something. Hooters is porn.And that's my point. Right, Porn
is a broad spectrum, right,it is a different definition for each of
us. Yeah, that's true.So she may not think she does porn,

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m but she does. She doesmay not be anything kind of sex
related, even if she is justin a lingerie ironing closing kind of hypocritical
too of her to say it likeit should be banned too, like it
was good enough for you to getpaid for it. You're still you still
have money from it. No,No, people can change their mind about

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things even though they did it.Absolutely. You know, everything was good
and graving until she got in itand was like, hey, drink,
drink a cup of bars. She'slike, I know now, I think
this whole damned industry should be banned. Shut it down. If you're gonna
be making people do that. Yeah, I don't get it. I don't
get it. I don't get thoseweirdos that are into that, or the

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Cosby sweater or you know, pisson me a little bit. But you
keep the dookie to yourself. You'renasty, keep the bar after yourself.
You got my standards. I do, I think, and we've talked about
this on the air. I thinkonce you cross over into certain areas,

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it can if you don't have thewear the mindset to be able to say
no, it can. The slipperyslope. Man, one minute you're doing
weed, the next minute you're doingcoke. Right, So, and I'm
not saying that I don't believe thosetwo things go hand in hand. I
don't think just because you do weedyou'll do cook. But if you can't.
If you have no boundaries and youcan't say no to things, it

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can absolutely lead to cocaine or whateverdrug you want to answert, right,
right, right, that's where boundariesare healthy for you. Yeah. But
if you're somebody who's just trying toget attention and you're hungry for that payday,
yeah, you could easily find yourselflike yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll show up never. And themore you get comfortable, the less questions

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you ask. So uh ted dbasi, everybody's got their price? Okay,
how much are you guys gonna haveto get paid to drink a cup of
bar? Let's cut your bars.Yeah, let's make this a little easier
to come to that conclusion. You'renot married, you don't have kids,

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there's no other person's feelings or thoughtsyou have to take into considerable freedom.
Yeah, you guys are not whoyou are right now. I think it's
the only way for that question toworry. That makes sense, So single
lensy, how much everybody's got aprice? My own, it's yours and
the other dudes, Yeah, exactsame. I don't think I could.
I don't think I could do itbecause vomit to me is the absolute worst.

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I can't clean it up. Well, you're not gonna have to clean
it up, you're just trying.I can't even, Like I anytime I
vomit myself, I cry like it'sawful, like I just can't even if
there's no I vomit, and thenI vomit more because I just vomited,
like I just can't get through vomitlike it is. Yeah, all right,

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So you've never done anything regrettable formoney? Oh, I'm sure,
But then you can't get to yes, but then you can get to that
place you're trying to establish. Youhave a boundary and an incapability of it.
And by me asking that question,you've admitted you will go past your
boundaries and do things you're ashamed ofjust for money. But I don't think
my body would allow me to physicallydo it. Now. I think I

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would be better off drinking piss thanvomits. All right, Okay, what's
your price? I might be ableto stomach a piss one dollars. Okay,
of course it's going to be ahigh number like that. Yeah,
man, if you name your price, all right, right, but got
it? You know, two hundredand fifty thousand, why not? But

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I'm not you know, drink,piss whatever we're talking vomit. You gotta
stick with the real thing. Juststick with the way we got going on
here, lindsay, but you're goingto have to keep it in right,
and my body is not going toallow that to happen. Let's say it
does for the conversation. A milliondollars dollars. So I'm in my twenty

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something heyday. Absolutely we're banging differentgirls, drinking a lot, right,
taking drugs. Right. I thinkyou could easily get me for one hundred
hundred thousand. I think sounds morereasonable. I'm making questionable decisions. I'm
not living a safe lifestyle. I'mjeopardizing my job. I'm just perdizing my

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safety. I think one hundred grandI would say no, and then they
go how much? I probably wouldgo less? If I'm being honestably I
can f fifty. I think Icould do it for fifty to fifty.
I could try. I'm I havea pretty good stomach of smelling vomit and
dealing with it. Like in myhouse, I'm that person and in here,

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but there are certain things that Ican't it depends on what there's certain
things that depends on what it smellslike. But if I have a minute
till like gear up, I canget there right. I agree with you.
I agree with you. You knowyou're a young twenty something person.
Fifty thousand dollars is a lot ofmoney to a twenty something. You know.
I don't fan there's a lot ofmoney to anybody, I think,
but you know, yeah, Hunter, it'd be a tough scene, and

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I think that there'd have to besome things in place, right, we'd
have to we have to do itin one take. I don't think I
can do it twice. Right.You're definitely gonna need a fluffer there.
I'm gonna because I gotta be readyto go right like, and we're you're
gonna say action and we're starting rightlike, there's I can't wait cheers and

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we're going right right, because thatwould be that would cause a direction fast,
yeah, I would think, andI probably would have to do a
line right before I'd need to getrolling. You got a fluff for doing
their job while you're trying to chugvomit. Yep, that just doesn't seem
well. Those two things wouldn't behappening at the same time, right,

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one scene ready, right, andthen the other is not. It's not
usually not in production, but yeah, I would need the coke because I
got to be able to zoom pastit right, right, right, And
of course it'll numb everything, youknow, So I don't think you'd really
you might taste the vomit, right, you know, you might feel you're
stuck in your teeth. No,no, no, I don't think so.

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Not if you're listen, if you'rein that environment where that is a
topic or on the menu, you'vealready seen heard or witnessed, right,
And I don't think disposed like reallydespicable acts. Yeah, I don't think
that they You would be barfing upin that environment. It would be wouldn't
be like a Thanksgiving dinner, right, where like all this chunky shit's coming

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up. It's it's a lot ofliquid s a lot of liquid because there's
a lot of alcohol. I imaginethat's being drank there. You know,
you're high on the cocaine, soyou're not eating much as it is anyway,
So it'd be like it'd be likeliquid water, alcohol, stomach acid
maybe yeah, yeah, ah,easy to choke down. I get it.

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If you're having to, you know, feel that carrot passed your throat
and go across your tongue or whateverit's chunky noodles, then yeah, that
would be That would be terrible.I don't remember eating corn. Yeah,
that's a whole other thing. Like, uh see, it's gotta be a
clear conversation, like there's got tobe some methodical there's got to be some

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methodical talk happening, like lots ofwater. Right, I'll do it.
But here's the deal. Don't comeat me after eating mom spaghetti, right,
and the amount of regret, ohfor sure the next day, Oh
for sure. I was not capableof de e effing things. I couldn't

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even get to be really and sonow I could totally abc D e f
it and go right. Oh andthe first time there's a bowl around when
you're having sex afterwards, what's thisfor? Huh? Yeah? No,
the trauma you would be dealing with, m M, yeah, I would.

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I wish there was a behind theporn, you know there's behind the
music. I wish there was abehind the porn where they would go and
talk to these people years later.Oh, that didn't do the porn like
bang Bus is a good example.Talking to some of these people, right,
do it and like what they werethinking, Yeah, we know someone
that's done it and she's talked aboutthe experience. And I'm not saying they
would always be like this horrific response, but like these you know how there's

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all those girls that don't chive picturesor pictures of you know, young girls
in swimsuits are what's the spring breakgirls gone Wild? Like any of those
things, like go find them.I always think this would be a great
documentary. Go find them and talkto them about it. How did that
change your life? Did the trajectoryof your life change because you one time

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had a picture of you on chiveWe're in a skimpy bikini, and then
you thought you were set opportunities.I don't know right right? And now
they're you know, living in atrailer park mother, you know, six
kids, Yeah, and don't looklike they did back then or some of
those do they still flaunt that pictureright? Yeah? Or do their kids

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go that was my mom? Ohgod, because those kids could now be
eighteen twenty absolutely And the other thingI think about too sometimes when you see
those type of pictures are porn reallyeven? Is that you don't know how
old it is, right, Andthose people could be dead, right.
You think it's recent, you thinkit's new, but it could be old,

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right, right. Look at JennaJamison prime example, right, you
know, one of the biggest pornstars in the early two thousands, easily
the most downloaded woman ever. Ohyeah, for sure. And look at
where she at now, looking kindof rough. Life comes at you fast
man. Yeah. Yeah, oneminut you're eating sushi, the next minute
you had mushrooms on it. They'refucking dead you and the other person.

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God, that's one of the fascinatingthings about the movie Boogie Knights with Wahlberg,
Right, is that in Burt Reynoldsis these people You think these people
live some awesome lifestyle because they likedfuck right, No, their life is
a goddamn shit show, I canimagine. Yeah, they're struggling for things,

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just like everyone else. You sometimeshad a different octane. Yeah,
yeah, I'm good. There wasa younger part of me that was like,
man, I should move to Vegasand sell my little arm to the
porn industry out of that. Well, fuck, it's a niche right there.
Ain't nobody else out there fucking gotsomething like that. Of course,
kids got in the way and slowedmy ambitions of becoming a Vegas porn star

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down, But you know, whatever, I could have done it. I
don't know if somebody who has likethe SNAr you're in, if they have
to make that first step. Butmy understanding is if you're a guy and
you want to do porn, yougotta do gay porn first. I don't
know how that works out. Wouldyou have done that? What I've stuck
my little arm in a gay man'sass for a lot of money as a
possibility. What kind of money we'retalking about here? You know you have

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fist fucking dude for fifty thousand,and I don't know if you necessarily have
to do that right right? Idon't know. I don't know. I
mean, there's just been a handymakes it look bigger when I use this
one too. Your hand or thedick depends on what we're talking about.
It makes your hand look right,depends on who we're dealing with. And

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if you do have to do gayporn, do you have boundaries like h
no, circumcised or uncircumcised? Ithink if I was to do gay porn,
it'd be like circumcised men, onlyyou cope your danning and you're coming
out floppy skin. It's just fuckingweird uncircumcised penis. Look, one boundary
you're making your rule for being andporn right, and it doesn't have to
be gay porn, okay, justporn porn in general. What's your one

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rule, lindsay, for porn you'remaking, so you're signing your contract to
be a porn star, you getfreedom of one rule that you are automatic,
no, no matter what, whatis your rule? If I'm going
to be in a threesome one guy, I'll do it with another girl,

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but only one guy. Okay,I don't hate that. No, I
don't hate that. That's interesting notwhere I thought you were going to go.
So kudos on you. Okay,what's yours, gimpie. You gotta
have a rule. Yeah, we'rejust you know, you're like, I
don't have a rule, but no, no, there's rules. We're just
assuming that kids and animals are notin the picture, like very traditional legitimate

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porn everything. Like, no,I thought you was going to say no
vomiting. I'm like, oh,that feels pretty extreme, but okay,
right right, I just wanted tomake sure that that was off the table
and not you know, good fuckingRover involved. Because you said, you
know, no anal, then nodicks in my general area. I guess
if it's one rule, I don'twant any other dicks in my area,

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so you'll take one in your mouth. Well, no, that's not general
area. No, no dicks inmy general area. No not. It
feels like it's not. It's nottwo rules. It's just no dicks in
my you'll do gay porn. Youjust don't want to take gay porn.
I'm not whoever said I was goingto do it. I said no dicks

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in my general area. But ifyou're with a dude from behind, you
are not taking No, you're nottaking it. But there's no dicks in
my general areas. So again,so no three, no air tights,
no air tights, no, no, I guess I guess not. No,
No, no two dudes, onegirl, threesomes. No, this
is my one rules. So it'slike, you keep all other dicks away

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from me. We're good. No, because I'm not you know, I'm
not saying they know. No three, I guess that is the same rule
or whatever. But uh, butyeah, you keep your winger away from
me. She's a one dick guy. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's fun
one dick guy and it's my dick. Yeah. Those are all really good

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rules, right right. And I'mnot rule. I'm not multi year like,
I'm not pooing either one of yours. I'm just trying to I'm just
trying to come up with I'm justtrying to come up with something a little
different, for sure. No effigyof young girls. Okay, so like
no schoolgirl outfits, right, No, you know, sitting on daddy's lap,

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right right, no team whatever weirdnessif you look young, no,
yes, I'm out. We've hadthis gal. She's forty six, but
she looks like she's fifteen, right, Because the idea is then, like
you did porn, yeah yeah,but never teen porn, right, never,
never gay porn, right, nevertub dicks. That's the argument you're

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trying to have pretty much pretty muchoutside of that fucking sign me up.
Yeah, I could never no youngeryounger totally for a little while, but
I feel like I'd end up withlike one of these bitches, you know,
they're like, well, we wantyou to do, we want you
to you know, let this personshit in your mouth. I'm good,
I'm good. Listen, there's thiswhole thing of you think I'm gonna go

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let's just use the scenari this ishypothetical. I'm gonna go to LA.
I'm gonna be an actor. Andthen you get there and there ain't They
ain't fucking handle those out at theairport. And everybody fucking goes to LA
to be an actor. And thenyou're waiting and you're like, well,
hey, you get like fucking Glindathe Goodwitch. He's like, I got
you a gig. You're like,okay, it's kind of some nudity.

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You're like, okay, right becausethey got to eat too, And they
send you on a gig and you'relike, shit, my rents, do
my mortgage, I need fucking food. My gas tank's empty, right,
everything. And that documentary called Ithink it's called Tickled. That's what that
documentary is about, is that theguy would wait until people were in a

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fucking pit, right, and thenhe'd go, well, if you just
do this tickle video, right,I'll pay you X amount of dollars.
And then they try to get outof it, and he would go,
if you do, I'm sending thisvideo to all your family members. Wow,
okay, they've all tickled me before, so and you know you're church
and whatever the fuck? Yeah,I'm going to the implication. The implication

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is far worse than what could evenpossibly happen. Oh absolutely, because again
you've got to be somebody with somegood mental fortitude and boundaries to be like,
fuck, you send it then right? If they don't like me,
then, oh will is what itis. If a tickle video is what
turns the mom on me, thenwhatever it is, what it is.
I feel you. So you easilygo to Vegas and you're like, I'm

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gonna be a porn star. Andthen when you realize there's not a fucking
lie. There's a lot of fuckingweird armed people out there. You're you're
fucking one hundred in line. Evenif there's fifty right, you're still fifty
in line, and it's yourself highup in the chain to be number one
called right, we gotta do whatyou gotta do is right, which means

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you might have to have, asyou say, a dick in your general
er. Yeah good, because thenyou're like shitt. I don't got no
money because I've been depressed because Idon't have a I can't get a fucking
gig, and I've been fucking smokingweed like they're gonna steal it from me.
I think I'm just gonna go aheadand move home back. I can't

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back because I don't have any moneythere. I'm gonna start walking now a
couple. I'm saying, slide away, you play fast. Absolutely, I
get it. I get it.It's a slippery slope that porn industry is.
And I'm not saying these are similar, but as someone who has been
on a movie set, it's fuckingslow, right, It isn't all day

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a fucking right, it is shootthis scene eight times, and then there's
the fun. If you've seen theyhave some of those behind the scenes porns
or whatever, right, and womenare bitching about other women's personal hygiene,
Yeah, it's not near as good. You don't get that in the videos
you're watching. But now you gotto think about all that rotten snatch that's

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been pounded by cock after cock aftercock, and so many different specimens loaded
up inside him. Don't shower rightafter or before? You don't know right,
exactly. Smell is an important factor. There's a reason there is not
you know four D man porn,all right, what do they call that?

(30:32):
Immersive mornings the porn. Yeah,where they go theater and then shoots
a smell into your nose or youknow, the wind it blows something in
your face, like it's raining favorthose porns, and then behind scenes where
it shows the guy who's like justgiving the girl the business and he's being
like all Chad, like uh huh, and then they go cut and he's
like was that good? Right,You're like, oh shit, he's goad.

(30:55):
Yeah, he's just doing what he'sgot to do to make some money.
Fucking pain. He's like, don'tput me in my general area.
It's like you'll pay me how muchbecause of my big dick? Yeah.
The other side of porn, Yeah, it is. There's no way I'm
happy sitting on this side. That'sit. On this side of the monitor.

(31:17):
I'd rather watch and try to emulatethan be in right, yeah yeah,
sweat sweat right, yea ripping onyou and then they get to you
for whatever reason. Oh god,I could never spit that. So you
just swallow her on you told you'veheard the story from me of a girl

(31:40):
and she wanted me to piss onher, and I was like adding like
I was asleep because I was like, well, maybe no, maybe just
a little tinkle. Dude. Ican stay fright sometimes by myself. If
you talk to me in the bathroom, I can't fucking piss. What makes

(32:02):
you think with some naked girl nextto me, I'm gonna be like,
here you go, here's your twodrops. Baby. Guys, have a
great week.