The Morning Dump 05-07-24

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Episode Transcript

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My wife just got a She shareda text she got from her office network.
It says, our company is concernedof your well being with the recent
impact of severe weather. Please replywith the response. Your response is required.
And in the choices, it's like, I'm okay, unaffected, I

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have been affected. I need help. Like there's multiple choices. Oh those
the world is crashing down, asI want to know, And like I'm
like, that's really nice, that'svery it's a good company she works for.
Meanwhile, we're greedy as fuck forjust asking for you know, paper,
towels, coffee, coffee, stufflike that, things clean X clean

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X going through through cold and fluseason without any cleanex Or is it a
company's job? I love this conversation. Is it a company's job to provide
cleanex? Yes? I think so. I think it is, say more
because it's a necessity. I thinkin an office building, more things that
you need to have. Why yougotta have toilet paper, should have clean

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that's true. Well, you haveto have toilet paper in a bathroom,
that is I think that feels obvious. Is there a law that says you
have to have you have to providetoilet paper? These are things I never
really thought about. It's just alwaysthere. I'll lean in on the toilet
paper tissue. I don't think so. Yeah. I think it depends on

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if if you like, if it'sjust you, and like maybe if it's
a small shop, right, youknow what I'm saying, it's like you
and like three other people, thenI don't think maybe now, But if
it's a major corporation where you've gothow many people do we have buzzing around
here when we are at of Mexican? Right? Or that was the last
six small shop right right, rightright? But no, before before COVID,

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before all that jibe we had orsomething exactly, and and I think
for something to that effect and somethingmaybe like your wife's work, then yes,
I think it's on the the company. Shut up. What the fuck
is my neighbor calling me for?She knows what's up? Anyway, I
think it's on like yeah, it'syea, let the dog out. That's

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singular, by the way, yes, yes, anyhow and no six ferret's
three dogs. We're straight away you'regetting So I think that I think it
is on the company. When youhave you know, that many employees in
one building, it is on them. To provide, you know, stuff

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like the tissue paper to blow yournose because it's cold and flu season or
else. You just got a bunchof people running around snot dripping everywhere.
Yeah, I agree, I meanpeople people sneeze. What's one thing you
grab when you sneeze? Exactly exactly, women minstreak. Just should they provide
pads? Yes, I have workedin offices. That's not the question.

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That's not the question. Because womenbleed. I would argue that is a
bigger necessity. I think they should, even if it is like the cheapest
of the cheap tampoons, pads,whatever it is. They make high schoolers
pay for me, well, Imean it's at a quarter. I'm just
saying that's how twisted it is.And you can make an argument about feminine

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stuff like uh, female rights andall that stuff, and the fact that
they make women pay for a sanitarynapkin, but here's a tissue. It's
insane to me the argument that theyshould provide tissues, but sanitary napkins.
I do disagreement. In schools,you know, you can go into the
nurses right and get that and seeand I could see like the difference there

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with the pads and the puns.Like, everybody's different, right, the
different things fit for different women.Fucking cleen axes. It's a fucking cleen
axe. That's literally everybody calls KleenexKleenex because it's Kleenex. You see what
I'm saying. It's fucking used.It's universal. It's not like Lindsay's fucking
nose is going to be any differentthan mine, you know, when it

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comes to the stuff that comes outof it. So so, But with
the pads and the tampons, yeah, absolutely, I could see, Well,
we can't provide you know, those, because everybody's different. Every woman's
vagina is different, everybody bleeds differently, you know, but everybody's fucking nose
runs the same. What year didthe Oklahoma state Legislator create a bill to

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make sure or to propose free menstruationproducts in schools? One year? Two
thousand ten. Wow. I wasgonna say nineteen eighty six, but I
feel like twenty ten, twenty sixteenseems more appropriate. Twenty twenty four.

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Fuck the fuck are you serious?That's some bullshit. By the way,
still not the past. We're stillworking on that, and that shouldn't have
to go to the nurse to gowith what you're supposed to, fucking squeak
down and slime trail to the fuckingnurses off right like a doug and heat,
just leaving the trail behind. Yeah, but tissues, goddamn yeah,

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to the occasional. Even in schools, they don't you. You've got to
provide your own goddamn tissues. Youknow, I'll never forget, you know,
like, here's your school supply list. It used to be fucking number
two pencils and a fucking notebook,maybe some collar and pencils, but go
ahead and bring your fucking litter boxin because you feel like a cat today.

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That's not a thing. What happened. We had to you know,
we had to buy the pro tractorand the compass, which I thought was
awesome. That's a fucking weapon thatthey let you bring to school anyway,
you know. But now it's likewe need we need sixteen boxes of clean
axe, and we also need fourcontainers of glue because you know, you
y'all motherfuckers are supplying the entire classroom. Not this, not the school system

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supplying it. This is great.I'm just going down a rabbit hole of
people saying, do businesses have toapply toilet paper? Yeah, and there's
no clear, definitive that they haveto now in this building, for example,
we don't own this building. Thebuilding provides it as a benefit of
why you should rent space in thisbuilding, right, So it's not a

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line item, right, But II would argue personally it is twenty twenty
four. You don't have to providetissue, you don't have to provide coffee.
You don't have to provide any ofthose things. It is a luxury
and maybe a benefit of why youwould want to work there. But like,
I bring my own tissue because ourssuck, right, the ones when

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they did do it, right,I'll give you the ones that like,
you know, coffee, probably shouldn'thave to supply coffee, You're not everybody
needs coffee. You should provide thehell we don't. You should probably provide
water of sorts or a source ofwater, you know, so your people,
your employees can stay hydrated throughout theday. Because now to keep you

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hydrated, I'm not hiring you totake care of you. No, no,
you're not. But at the sametime, you know it's it's a
health thing. At that point,in time. You know, you can't
go so long without water in you. So, so coffee is just flavored
water for sure, but you know, at least a water fountain, you
know, even if it is notlike the Colligan Man or anything. But
like we had in school, youknow, I mean the argument you're making,

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I get like, you can't goyou can actually go much longer without
food exactly then you can, well, you can go a couple of days
without water, right, it's liketwenty states seven days. Yeah, so
you're a grown a dog. Ifwe trust you to put cover sheets on
the TPS report, surely you canbe capable of hydrating yourself. Yeah,

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with the water you're fucking providing me. So with that question, do people
show up to work without food,like with no plan, Like I'm not
gonna go eat at Waldo's. Yeahyeah, really funk. I've been in
that boat before. Having money uhhuh. And no means is not the
same as I don't know I needto do this. Well, you know
you need to do it. Ithink everybody knows that they need to eat,

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right, So therefore, you knowyou have to do it to survive,
and it's on you to provide yourown meal. It's not on the
company. I don't think to supplyyou with lunch every day. If they
did, that'd be fucking awesome.Yeah, waldo's every day. I worked
at a I worked at a placethat provided breakfast every day, and when

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I lived in worked in San Francisco, I did research at an agency and
it was awesome. Yeah that's badas Yeah, it was awesome. Everybody
showed up for work on time becausethey only did it from like like an
hour before you were supposed to bethere, and they stopped like fifteen minutes
after work started. It was brilliant, right, Yeah, got everybody there
and it was always good, alwaysgood. And then they took it away

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because you know it's expensive. Yeah, yeah, like fucking tissues. Ah,
I don't know what's what's a boxof tissues cost? And I'm not
talking one single box, like abox of boxes. You see what I'm
saying? Three fifty you know,that's not that bad. I get from
Amazon every three months, I geta box of I think twelve boxes get

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delivered to my house. You likea dozen boxes a tissue, A dozen
boxes and it's thirteen dollars. That'snot that bad, Yeah, and then
how much is there like an omeletbar all right or whatever? No,
I get it. But when youdo that for you do that house?
Long as that last you three months? Yeah? Every three God, good
for you. Right, you guysclean up a different way up Jesus,

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I just used regular toilet paper.But hey, we're all different. But
in an office where you have whatfifty people one hundred people right in this
office, and then you I know, but you got to go categorically,
and then that stuff adds up.Yeah, and then you're spending what two
hundred dollars a year just in onelocation on one item, right, that

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is deemed a luxury. Right,But if you are in a corporate office
and that that corporation is worth billionsand billions and billions of dollars, you
know you can come off some fuckingcash for some kinddamn tissues. Yeah,
spoken like a true person who's neverran a business, right, Like we've
all thought that, right. Iknow how much of pizza costs. I

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know how much you shouldn't have tocharge me this much, right, Yeah,
but you're not talking about all theother things it takes to run a
business. I totally understand that thoughthey are a for profit company, Our
company isn't exactly profitable, right right, right, Well, because they're buying
too many goddamn tissues. They're tryingto save on women dripping. That's that's,
that's why we fire so many motherfuckerswho like, God damn well those

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motherfuckers and tolls and need some tissues. All right. If you won't shut
up about coffee, fire someone,all right, general manager in Pensacola,
you're out right, someone gets someonegets fired, and people are like,
I should have tried harder at workbench. She should have complained about coffee,
right, I mean, you keepyour fucking mouth shutting, do your
job. Yeah, well, it'san interesting thing, like should they provide

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tissues? I never thought of it, but it is pretty fantastic to think
about what should a company provide?It's a luxury, right, Like it
is a benefit for sure, Andwhy you would work somewhere. Yeah,
I've never really thought about it.I never really thought about because why because
it's always just there. It's alwaysthat they everybody has that same service.

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You know what service I'm talking about. They come in and they filled up
your coffee, you know, withthe packages of coffee that tastes like dog
ass, but it's still coffee.Yeah, it's still coffee, you know.
But it's it's always there. It'salways there, and it wasn't until
just recently. Here they're like,you got to bring your own coffee.
I'm like, you know what,fuck it, I'm gonna switch over.
Do you remember Breaking Water? Idon't think you were here yet, Lindsay,

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but do you remember that clown assshit we went through with. They
were trying to decide what coffee tofuck it all? Yeah, And I
was like, this is the dumbestship We've ever wasted time on. Set
around and sipped and tasted and Iwas there, are you gonna do it?
I was like, fuck no,it's coffee tasting, Oh my god.
And here's here's one piece of shitflavor right right, and here's another

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piece of it's all pieces of shit. It's not good coffee. That's This
company is not the first company thatI've been with that did that. Uh,
the last company I was with,we had a coffee tasting the afternoon
or what the fuck ever, becauseI guess people were tired of the same
shit coffee, so we got anothershit coffee you know. And Terry,
God love him, did it becausehe was like, I'm just trying to
make people happy. That's it,that's it, that's it. It worked,

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you know what I mean? Coffeecoffee black silk by Folgers is good
coffee. That's the worst. Oh, I love it. This is why
I was saying it was stupid shit. Uh huh, she likes black silk.
You'll take fucking whatever's on discount.Oh no, I've gotten very picky.
What's your thing? I go,I get my own beans from the

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windoat and I grind my own coffee. Yeah that's good too, but do
you want to go cheaper? Igot burnt up on folders. I was
a folders guy for the longest time, from like the time that I started
drinking coffee until maybe just a coupleof years ago. Same fucking way.
It wasn't black silk. It wasalways some French roasted bullshit or what the
fuck ever, you know what Imean. But that was it, and

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then I just got tired of it. I had a different flavored coffee one
time, and I was like,this is way fuck and better, and
so I switched over, you bugyass beaner. Yeah, coffee beans.
Yeah, there is something about grindingyour own beans. Yeah, dude fresh
to me. If when you doblacks, which is whatever, fine,
what you want. But like whenyou taste a different coffee and you go

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ship, there's this whole spectrum ofcoffee out there, it's a game change.
Yeah. I love espresso for thatreason. Oh yeah, not for
the kick, but for the likeyou're like, goddamn, this is a
this is a fucking roast. Thisis a bean that somebody passed over multiple
times, and someone even at theforesight to go, let's pass it through
a monkey to see if it makesit taste better. Right. I haven't
tried the monkey shit Cobby yet,but I'm not saying that I wouldn't if

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it was available. But you can'tfind Kobe Louwag at the fucking wind co
or Walmart. Just saying yeah,but but if it was there, I
would try. I would try monkeyshit Coby at least one time, just
to either say, hey, yeah, this is great, I can see
why it's so expensive, or tosay I drank monkey shit coffee. I
would. I don't want to seethe process like from you know, how

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the sausage is made. But ifyou're like, oh, this is that
special lugg of gugga coffee. I'dbe like, oh really, and then
you taste and you're like, god, that is that is a very ooh
mommy flavor, very shit, Andthey're like yeah because the monkey shit,
Like wow, I get it.While people talk about it so much,
it's like squid ink. I don'tlove squidd in like pasta or stuff like

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that. Yeah, some people lovethe shit out of it, and I'm
like, it's fucking ink. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I don't think
I've ever had it. I'm downfor the squid. I'm like some colum
are good ship right there, butyou keep whatever's in it, whatever out
of it. But I'm the sameway of like sweetbreads and stuff like that.
I'm like, who the fuck wantsto eat that? Right, it's

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a food you ate because you werenot wasteful, right, not because it
was a delicacy. Right. Itwasn't until later on people were like,
oh, well this is really good. You're eating brains. Yeah, it's
just a dick swing thing, that'sall it is. Right. We can't
say that we have eaten brains before, though, at least you and I
am I don't know if Lindsay wasn'there at that time. From that one

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when we ate the pig brains,that was fun. That was a lot
of stupid ship that was that.That was a different texture that I've never
It was kind of mush, kindof gritty, kind of you know,
stringing all at the same time.Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah,
we have eaten some weird ship onthe show, just for just cause,
I want to do it tomorrow.Nope, yes, we're gonna do
it to mon. You're a bigwildlife lady. Yeah, it's not you

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ever have the ballute egg? Yeah? Okay, so we want to do
that one? We did that?Did we do that one? We did
that one? I remember if wedid that one and we did the what
was the weird fruit? There's noway you're plumping in that fruit. The
smell with with with a ballute egg, those are the spectrum is so wide.

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Yeah. On eating a actual birdyeah yeah, yeah, with feathers
yeah and a beak. Yeah.You peel that a go and you're like,
hey, are you talking about thedark egg? Are you thinking the
dark it was this? It wasno, it was there was a fucking
baby bird inside. That's the blueegg. The black egg is the century

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area. Yeah, and we've donethat on the show as well before that.
Gross. Yeah, that was prettygross. Yeah, people are like,
what don't you why don't you docucked anymore? Fucking reasons like that.
Here's a reason. Go fuck yourmom. That's a reason, tell
her, said I I fucking hatewhen people do that. Hey, you

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know the thing. I'm not apart of it, but I get to
a spectator of right, will youfucking do that again? No? I
fucking won't you fucking I'm not yourgoddamn side show. Dance monkey dance,
Yes, when you pay the feeright for admission. I got this video
I'm gonna play. It's on TikTok. I'm gonna play for Kim because it's

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Lindsay, of course. But Ithought of you when I saw this,
to get your take. So she'llset it up and we can pause this
at will. I'm gonna be tellingmy boyfriend things that I consider to be
micro cheating. Did you know microcheating was a thing that I did.
I mean, that's that's anything like, you know, just even talking to
somebody else, looking at somebody else'sa version of micro cheating. You don't

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actually have to stick your dick insideof them. It's you know, emotional,
right. There's cheating, and thenthere's little things that feel like ro
you are not being loyal, right, it feels like nitpicking in my opinion.
Okay, well you're gonna love thisthen okay, and then you can
either agree or disagree. Ready Numberone, being overly friendly with any other

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girl? Is that micro cheating?What's your definition of overly friendly? Right?
Because that's all arbitrary right there.That's just what you think might be
overly friendly. I might not thinkso, so I guess ultimately in the
end, we're just talking partnership.Right. If my partner feels like I'm
being overly friendly, then yes,that would be a form of micro cheating.
Yes, what you find overly friendly, I might say, you're just

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being insecure, right, Yeah,So do we feel like that's microchreating?
No, it can be, butI mean I wouldn't look at it that
way unless you know, the partnercame up and said, hey, I
don't like the way you're doing this, and then I'd be like, yeah,
okay, I get it into mycheating. My wife and I just
had a conversation about this, andI asked her if it would be different

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if it was a really hideous lookingperson I was being friendly with oh,
and she was like, well,yeah, i'd be different. Yeah.
I'm like, uh huh, thenit ain't. I'm not being overly friendly
because I do it. I'm notkind. I'm nice like that way to
everybody that helps us. And she'slike, well, it's just different when
they're how they look. I'm like, okay, yeah, right, So

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if your partner says it is,then I think you either are with that
or you're not. Yeah, soyeah, I agree. We're two lying
about your relationship status with anyone else. Yeah, that's just being a shitty
motherfucker. God damn you fuck somebody, right, But that's just that's just

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being dishonest. Is that cheating?Well, I'm gonna throw what you guys
said back out at you. It'sit's kind of subjective, right because if
you go, hey, do youhave a boyfriend and you say no,
then yeah, you are lying.Yeah. But if somebody says something a
little more ambiguous and I don't raisemy hand, is that me being dishonest?

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Uh? Yeah, because you knowthat you're with somebody and you're in
a relationship and you're not. It'slike lying by omission. You see what
I'm saying. No, I justI'm just throwing it back out you.
I'm not on board with all this, but absolutely. But to me,
the idea is that, uh,then if you're at a gang bang and
they're like anybody here with somebody andyou don't raise your hand, fucking hey,
yeah, that's a form of microcheating. But if we're at a

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gang bang Chamber of Commerce networking luncheonand I don't raise my hand, that
hardly means it's not micro cheating.Maybe it is. Yeah, guy,
friend, girlfriend, your family,media termination, hey, good number three.
Constantly complaining about your partner to someoneelse. No, No, that's

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yeah, that's getting shipped off yourmind because once you start laying into your
partner about all the ways she's fuckingup or he you know, then that
just totally changes everything and it causesa rift in the relationship. So you're
just getting out your frustrations without pizzlingoff your partner. Yeah, and what's
constantly what's constant to you might bedifferent from constant to the other person.

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I don't know if I would callit micro cheating, but it has a
tendency to become cancerous quite quickly.Absolutely well, if your fucking relationship wasn't
a huge cancer, you wouldn't theyNo, on one, goddamn it,
right. If your relationship is thatbad that you can't talk to the person
you're with because of they're a pieceof shit or you they don't take Amazon
boxes to the fucking trash can orwhatever, then don't be in the relationship

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if you've got to vent to someoneelse about it. To me, I
think that is I don't know ifit's cheating, but it is kind of
weird. Yep, okay. Numbernumber four deleting messages, whether it's Instagram
text and grounds termination deleting messages.Yeah, I mean that's some shady shit
too. That's covering your track.I want you to see that. Yeah,

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that's shady. I don't know ifit's cheating, but it's definitely shady.
If I get an email from alistener who I don't know being sexually
suggestive and I delete it, amI micro cheating and hiding it from my
wife? You are hiding it fromyour wife. You responded to it,
right, No, that's a differentthing. It's not the question though,

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you're adding, don't know the leadingif it was, if it was if
your relationship is completely one hundred percenthonest like you say it is, or
whatever, and I'm just saying,then you should be able to go up
to your partner and be like,I got an email, you know,
from a female or whatever from alistener that was some you know, very

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suggestive, you know, and evenhad some pictures in there, But I
deleted it instantly. You know,you're being upfront and honest with them,
you know. And it's not likeshe went through your deleted emails or deleted
messages and then found it. Youknow, it was like, well,
what's this da da da da dada da? Yeah? Do you know
who the listener is or it's justsome I don't know. I think we're

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adding, well, I mean,like, because if you know who the
listener is, like if you've seenthem face to face, if they've been
to an event, or I thinkthat matters. I don't think it matters.
I don't think it matters at all. No, I think she's saying
it matters, and what on youron what you're saying arguing for so far
as like being honest. Part Ihave to be honest about it if you've

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known them, is what she's saying. Even then it does matter if you're
still being honest with your partner onehundred percent. It wouldn't matter if you
know the person or not. Youwould just go straight up to them.
Hey, I got this fucking emailtoday and it was very suggestive and she
showed me your movies, you know, But I deleted it, and I
want to let you know so thatway, you know, we're just being
completely transparent. I know, Idon't agree with that. I think that

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if somebody this is a unique scenarioof being a listener. But like,
if I get an email from alistener and it's something weird like that,
I'm deleting it because if I'm goingto do it with that, then I
have to do it with every emailI get. That's weird. Do you
know any weird emails I get?Right now? It's a fucking project and
I'm already trying to just have alonetime to communicate with my wife and now

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I got to go through my fuckingemails but with her. Fuck no,
I'm not doing that. With thatbeing said, if a pattern occurs where
somebody does it multiple times. That'sdifferent. Then it's time to be like
or I've had a problem with thelistener who's stalking. That's different. Right,
But every email I get, ohmy god, that's our Facebook message.

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I got a Facebook message. Girlthought I was cute. I thought
I should tell you it. It'sexhausting. Next one liking another girl's story
on Instagram. Oh no, no, I don't think so interesting. It's
an interesting answer for me. Well, just a minute ago, you were

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like, any sort of communication Ishould make sure I have full disclosure on.
But I can go ahead and belike, hey, well, no,
you're not saying hey, you're justliking a story or whatever it is.
It ain't innocent maybe, And thenwith you saying that right there makes
me think, and I'm not sayingthat you do before anything gets blown out
of proportion here, but it makesit sound like you've already got something in

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the back of your mind about thatperson that you just liked their story on.
You've already got it in the backof your head, like, yeah,
I would totally bend this bitch overin fucker sideway, right, you
see what I'm saying. But ifthe thought's not there, then it's just
it is one innocent Then I thinkit's okay, lindsay, yeah, I
think it's okay, especially if youdon't know the person. If you don't

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know the person, why are youliking it? Yeah, it's like if
you don't know the person celebrity.If it's if it's a random fucking Joe,
you know, or like a friendof a friend, that might be
a little weird. Why are youliking a celebrities post? Why not?
Because it's fucking Taylor Swift, youknow. And I just throw that out.
But I have the same opinion acrossthe board. Why are you liking
it? It doesn't matter, itplays no role. You are doing it

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to release an endorphent on your end, to make you feel like you liked
somebody else's thing. Maybe so,maybe, But I don't think there's anything.
I don't think there's any you know, nefarious going on there, right,
Yeah, I don't either. He'sthinking about the answer. Yes,
weird. Else take that it's likea a hint. It's weird. Yeah,

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Okay, see what she said there, She said girls take it as
a hint. Hu himp. Heliked my post Corbin liked my post,
Lindsey liked my post well undertone exactly. And also, how do we know
that he's not just agreeing with herjust to shut up? Yes, yeah,
no, good point. It neverhappens taining contact with exes or people

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used to have a thing with orhave feelings with. Maintaining contact with exes
or someone you used to have contactwith, unless there's children involved, you
should not. Yeah, I mean, I am pretty secure in my relationship,
so it really wouldn't bother me.We'll have a good backhanded compliment like

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that, I'm secure unlike you.Fucks right, right, Ah, I'm
not in I don't have any communicationwith any of my exes and really neither
does he. So but in theevent that you found out he did,

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how would that be because as faras we all know, as far as
we all know, y'all's kids arejust y'all's kids. He ain't got any
other ones out there, right,So that that argument of me saying,
you know, unless there's kids involved, you should be talking to him.
So let's just say, you know, he's like, hey, grab my
phone whatever, or you see itlight up and it's one of his exes.

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That's messaging him and he ain't gotkids involved? Right, where do
you stand on that? Yeah?Who is this? I wouldn't even know
if it was an ex, youknow, yeah, I'd be like why
it would be a female that youdidn't whose name you didn't recognize, right,
you know, because I'm sure youknow all of his female friends.

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And even then sometimes it's like,you know, why is this person calling?
Either way? Yeah? Yeah,yeah, that's a hard and fast
now because even if when the withthe parents thing, like you have a
kid with, it has to bea clear line. Absolutely, there shouldn't
he shouldn't be a dance And evenwith that, you don't know what the
other person's gonna do, right right, you don't know her intention? Why

(29:18):
does she feel comfortable saying that soto me? Like danger? Will Robinson?
For sure? Yeah? I agree? Determination, Okay, Last one
sharing your drink or giving another girlyour item of clothing, whether it's like
a hoodie, yeah, or sharinga drink. Sharing a drink, are

(29:42):
they choking? Do they need somewater? Like? Well, you're a
goddamn savior, right, Like fuck, I don't think that sharing a drink
will just start with that one.I don't think sharing a drink is that
big of a deal. I wouldn'tconsider micro cheating. Hey, Lindsey,
try this margarita that I just gotsomething to that effect. Right, Oh,

(30:03):
now you're just trying to get adrunk. It's a fucker you know
whatever, No, it's a goodfucking drink. Whatever. Here, take
a sip you like you might wantto buy one, you know. Now,
if it was like, hey,you know, here's my doctor pepper,
that's a little different unless they comeout and let's me share a doctor
pepper. And I'm just using Lindsayhere as the example. Here, if

(30:23):
I had Lynday's like, I'm thirstyas ship, we'll hear you want some
water? You know you want here, have a drink of my coke,
just to you know, because that'swhat a friend thing does. You know.
I don't share my drinks with anyfriends, even the dudes. I
don't mind. I don't mind atall whatsoever. I don't mind. Fuck
you know how many times we've passeda bottle around, you know what I'm

(30:45):
saying. So sharing drinks isn't aproblem. He isn't the problem with me.
Now Here. Here's here's here's theother side of that coin. You're
at the bar, some random broadfucking sitting next to you and you're like,
this margarita is delicious. Try this. That's totally fucking different because you
don't even know this person, Iguess. So, I guess it depends

(31:07):
on how close the relationship is withthat opposite sex is, whether it you
know, determines whether or not it'smicro cheating or not. You wouldn't share
a drink with a stranger, yeah, sharing what the at the bar.
I would for one reason, becauseyou're trying to fuck them exactly right,
and put my other straw in hermouth. When I'm thinking about these things,

(31:30):
I'm not thinking about me doing them. I'm thinking about if it was
my wife and somebody doing it likeit was doing it to them, right,
you know what I'm saying. Andso the idea, and this guy
says it was my thought too,that you want to share saliva with another
individual. It's fucking weird to me, right, right. And we just
shared a drink the other day,but I took one drink handed to her
and I was done. I wasnever planning to have the whole cocktail,

(31:52):
right, And so I feel likethat's different. I don't know may or
may not. Well, that's that'sthat's also goes back to the closeness of
the relationship of the person that you'resharing it with. If you have your
friend Ted. You know, mywife has this friend Ted and they that's
what they do is share. Getthe fuck out here. I don't want
your goddamn slive in my mouth.I would share a drink with anybody in

(32:15):
this fucking building. Not the buildingbuilding, but the floor that we're off.
You see what I'm saying, anybodythat we work with, I would
share a drink with any one ofyou, no matter who it is.
You know that part timeer we hadthat was really weird. Oh yeah,
that one. Even then, eventhen, I'd be like, all right,
here's a little here and we geta new straw or something like that.

(32:37):
But yeah, I still would.But again, I mean, I've
been here for over a decade,so I feel like I've earned that right
to be able to share a beveragewith anybody. What that makes no sense?
What does tenure have to do withit? Because we've known each other
and we've been so close, weworked so closely together for so long that
our relationships go away no germs orgerms, or germs or germs. But

(32:58):
I'll be more apt to share fuckingbeverage with you or with one of the
sales ladies out there, even fuckingLou, the old salesman. I'll share
a drink with him more so thanthe creepy weird part timer. Does that
make sense because we didn't really knoweach other so so, But if she
was a part timer for so manyyears and she had been to several of

(33:19):
the uh, let's just say Christmasparties back when we had to appal,
if she received tenure, yeah,it would be okay with that fucking weird'll
be fine. She's just as dirtyon day twenty hundred twenty two she has
some day two. That's because you'regermophobe. No, I'm just saying,
yeah, yeah, I think that'sjust your your your thing against germs,
whatever. I think that's you're thinking. The tenure and getting to know that

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means they're not dirty. No,No, people are still fucking dirty.
It's okay. I don't mind.I don't mind. It's not the dirtiness
that bothers me. It's the howwell do I fucking know you? It's
like alcohol kills. What what isknowing you achieve? Well? What comfort
does that give you? By knowingthem? Because I've known you, We've
got a bond and there's a relationship. There's not this person here that I've

(34:01):
seen like maybe twice. We're justusing part timer for the example here.
I've only seen them like maybe twicein my entire time i've been here.
So I don't fucking know you.And if you really wanted to, I
mean, yeah, here's a fuckingdrink, I guess, But again,
i'd be switching straws, you knowat that point. No, it's still

(34:22):
sharing a drink because you're sharing aliquid. You're you're also you know,
yeah, we're sharing sharing salava.Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean I would, but Imean it'd be like, okay,
that was that was a little weird, more so than it would be if
it was Lenzi or anybody else thatworked. What about you, lindsay,
No, I'm not I'm not sharinga drink with just anyone. I would

(34:43):
share a drink with Kimpie, Yeahyou would, you that doesn't bother me
a friend, fine, but I'mnot sharing a drink with a stranger,
right, And the whole or sharingclothes thing. You No, I'm not
sharing clothes. You go to seeyour husband at work and the front desk
girl is wearing your husband's hoodie.Yeah that would set you off. Yeah

(35:09):
fucking would. Yeah it wouldn't meanfor you. Yeah it might Yeah,
yeah probably. But if we're inhere and it's chili and Lindsay's you know,
fucking doesn't have a hoodie or thatrated up bullshit you have over there
already, I've been like, here, take mine, Yeah it's okay.
No, I would give her ahoodie. She ain't getting my hoodie the

(35:31):
one I'm wearing that has my smellon it, right, Okay, that's
fucking weird. Yeah, giving youthe shirt off my back. But you
know, but you know what,honestly, I could see my husband being
like, here, you can wearmy hoodie. Like I could see him
doing that if someone was cold,that I could here is the X factor?
Would he do it with a guyright? Yes? I don't know

(35:52):
he would. He's done it.Your husband's he has because I have like
his buddy Ryan that works with him. He has come to the house and
but here's your back, like itoff and give it it to one.
He's just being a dick, like, wash it before you're returning. Man,

(36:14):
right, No, I had todo it, like I'm like,
just throw it in the laundry.Yeah. Uh, I am completely okay
with the closeness rule you're implying withtasty like, oh my god, taste,
how shitty this I p A isright? Or this you know,
mango, whatever the fuck that thingwas. But in terms of you and

(36:36):
I, let's get one margarita andshare it. Get that out of here.
My favorite thing to do at thebars when when you know, because
pants come up all the time,they're like, hey, man, you
want to do a shot? I'dbe like fuck yeah. And it's mostly
guys, right, and I dothis for an uncomfortable thing, but it's
hilarious to see the bartender space.I say, I will take one shot
of jack two straws. Yeah,that's hilarious. Yeah, we'll do it

(36:59):
together. Yeah. You know whenyou guys are going out a girl and
you're like, that's way too close. Honestly, what is that drink that
used to be I'm sure they stillmake it at hard Rock. It's that
one giant fish drink that you sharewith like six people exactly that is,
and then you drink it all byyour fucking self. Watched her do it.

(37:24):
It is terrifying when you watch awoman completely drink a fish bail,
you go, oh fuck, God, damn it, I'm not drinking what
I do right? All right,we got to take a break. If
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(37:47):
of brooks Side. That was funcoming a lot of good topics. You
guys have a fantastic week. Thanksso much for listening to us, and
we'll talk soon. Bob.