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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah you look, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah I did, Yeah, yeah I did.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I mean, we're in the podcast, so free, feel free
to share with Lindsey what poutine fries is according to
Urban Dictionary.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'll go ahead and let her look it out and
then read it out loud.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Okay, okay, because.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
That's not right.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's not the correct definition.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
No, because it's not. It's not poutine fries. When you
go to a restaurant you order, you order a poutine.
You do not order poutine fries.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
No.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Ejaculating onto feces that was released accidentally following an emphatic
bout of anal sex.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
An emphatic bout.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Emphatic must have been going at a pretty hard.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
What is the opposite of emphatic slow mo?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I mean, yeah, oh my, tell me about it.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Specifically, as the male pulls out and is about to release,
the recipient's bowels accidentally begin to move.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Apparently, this is the opposite is apathy? So an apathetic
oh god, anal sex?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Oh god? The lack of interest and enthusiasm. Oh yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
So this would be a very like just getting in.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It, yeah, and then dukie all over and then that's nice.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, I said don't.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Well, I couldn't help, but to do it. Come on now,
anytime somebody like, don't push that red button. We want
to push that red button. So and I'm sorry I did.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Did did you read this? Did you read it as
used in a sentence?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I just read that. I didn't even click on it.
I just read what was right there, and I said,
that's enough. Disappointment. Just no, I'm good.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Julian pulled out, following some tenacious anal. But it already
started to bust when his girl accidentally started to shit
poo teed fries was on the menu that night.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I have a I can tell the story. I think
I can tell the story. Okay, yeah, you should be
able to hold on.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm calculating it correctly in my head. I may fumble
through this because it's been a while since they've told
the story. There was a guy. I think you know
the story. There's a guy we were friends with, Lindsay,
and he would have sex with this girl and he
gave her a nickname. So let's just say her name
was Sally, and so he gave her the nickname Dingleberry Sally.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Now I can keep going if you'd like her please.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
You can't fill in the information on your own, and
I feel like that's a pretty that's a finish your own.
It's not a like make it up on your own.
I think you understand how that goes.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Dingleberries happen.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
This is exact reason I'm not a fan of anal.
There's numbers of reasons of why I'm not a fan
of anal, and dingleberries is near the top.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Loose stools is also not one that I'm excited about,
so and the other is I don't want to have
sex like gay men. So those are three really good
reasons for me.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
All pretty solid, all pretty solid. Yeah, don't want to
be calling your ship dick for the rest of your life.
But hey, some people learn into it, some people really
like it. It's not for you.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I'm not saying you're wrong, no, I've never said no,
oka I have said you're wrong for I'm pretty pretty
firm on that one.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, but yeah, it's if that's your thing, you got
live your best life.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I don't get Since we're on the subject, I'll see
why eating ass is like a big thing. Everybody's fucking
like I eat ass. I'm like, that's fucking gross. Their
ship comes out of there.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, and you're all, yeah, well there's pea that comes
out of the penis, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
But still, I mean I think, I guess it's not
that bad, is it?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
All right? But I mean, like, how many people get,
you know, deathly sick from a little bit of pepe yell?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I can't say that I know anybody that can attribute
to their illness.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
But people do that can get sick from faci. Well
here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
You have to do it in the shower. Okay, you
gotta make sure everything's clean.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Sure you don't, you know, after about of a food tour, right,
decide like you're gonna eat some.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Ass, right right?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I guess you're not doing it right after someone comes
back in from saying a mile run.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Right, somebody who's been at the gym all day?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
What is that? This is forty You're like, you don't
come in here hot like that? Yeah, that's people.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I saw this quote. It was really funny.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Everybody talks about like wanting to do BDSM or whatever,
and what they don't ever realize, and it's never explained
in porns or anything else, is the amount of prep
planning and communication.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
That has to happen right for it to be a thing.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Right, they think there's just like it's just some room
you go into and there's all these toys and you
just get at it, and because of books and movies
and that. No, it's it is not an awesome setup.
It takes time. Very rarely are the stories exists where
they were like, so then I gotta steal rot out
and ram it into penis unsuspecting of him.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That is definitely not something you surprise somebody.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No, foh, show, that's torture.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
If I see you unzip a surgical bag like the
old doctor house called medicine.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Bag, I'm be like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay, let's see where this is going.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
No, I don't want to see where it's going. I
want to be out.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah yeah, but any tying people up right, wrapping them
in silicon? What are those silicone sheet things? The vacuum,
the air?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
God, right, people die, man, I don't want to die
having sex. To be honest with you, I mean it
sounds like a good idea, but then you know it's
awkward for the other person, right, you know, And then
of course the medics to come out, you're naked, probably
still have an erection, you know, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
For me, your muscles typically relax. Yeah, okay, so blood
flow would stop.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I would think you shop income everywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
That's great, Yeah, exactly, that's exactly what happens.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, that's exactly what I want, you know, medics to
come in and have to deal with.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You don't have to add sex.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I just don't want to die, so like sex, are
eating or taking a ship, Like, I don't die during
any of those things.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I was thinking about that the other day while I
was on my bike. We went up to Wichita. I
could have a heart attack, ride my fucking motorcycle, absolutely
fucking you know, I may be dead before you even
hit the ground, but maybe or not or not exactly,
have a massive heart attack, grab or fucking wreck the bike,
and I'm dead because I wrecked the bike. I was like, well,
that fucking sucks. Way to ruin my fucking trip. I
(07:13):
ruined my own trip.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, you don't have to be going to witch Talf
for that to happen.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
No, no, no, I ain't been going home, you know,
be going to the grocery store. But the same thing
could happen in somebody's car.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, you're fucking driving your car down the road. You
fucking have a heart attack to run off of the road.
Next thing you know, you're at the bottom of a
ravine somewhere.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Well, the chance of your car going off into a
ravine much smaller than laying your bike down during a
heart attack. Car is designed to take impact. It's designed
to have a cube of safety, for sure. So the
likelihood if you had a heart attack and survive and
on what you struck or what struck you would be
(07:53):
much higher.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, it was a good way to ruin my afterne
Yeah whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, we're all subject to death, undefeated that fucker is.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, you may cheat him once, but he'll come back.
He'll get you.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, they always come back.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I saw this and I thought we could ask talk
about this. These are twenty five movies every kid should
see before.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Thirteen for thirteen. Yeah, Toy Story two, Sure, Yeah, that
makes sense. I don't have an argument either way. I
think adults should see this.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Oh yeah, I think we've seen them all.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Chicken Run, Oh, that one was just all right.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I don't think you have to see it before you're thirteen.
Yeah at all really for that fact, the people that
did Wallace and Grommett.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, the Circus, the Charlie Chaplin movie from nineteen twenty eight, No,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Hell, I'm gonna go with no.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
No.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Maybe when you're studying film, Okay, he might be worth watching.
But before thirteen, I don't think is necessary. I don't
know how that adds to your life.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
No.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Maybe if you're a big fan of comedy and you're
trying to understand the evolution of comedy and how comedy
became a thing and how it started different types of company, maybe, yeah,
But just.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
To sit down on a saturday'd be like, we're gonna
watch this nineteen twenty eight with.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
No, yeah, No, The Lion King, sure, yeah, I got
no argument.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, yeh yeh.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Shrek okay, for sure, Shrek. Yeah, at least it's a
good message.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
One.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
The nineteen eighty movie The Bear apparently was a nature
film about an orphan grizzly cub and the Kodiak bear
that adopted, and the footage follows these bears.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I've never seen that. Maybe I have, but I don't
recall it.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I don't Marcus has seen that one, But I don't
think the Twins have seen that.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Okay, Mary Poppins, Yes, I think everybody should see that.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Love Mary Poppins, How to Train Your Dragon.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Not the movie Lindsay talked about it. I uh no,
I don't think it matters.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
It's yeah, it's just all right.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I have seen it. I didn't see the sequel.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Right, but have you seen this one?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And is it?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
My kids love that one too, loving it.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And should they see it? Are not the same thing?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
I don't. I don't think it's necessary.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Because I don't I'm trying to recall what the messages.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I think that one is more of about kindness and
which pretty much aren't they all? But isn't that one,
uh kindness and forgiveness that I get a mixed up?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
But yeah, I don't know. Yeah the Wizard of the
Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Part of me wants to say, yes, yeah, I love
just because it's a classic movie, right, But in the
grand scheme of things, it's just all right.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
So we went and watched it a couple of weeks ago,
maybe a little bit more, and it took like two
or three days to watch it with the girls. But uh, yeah,
it's a good movie.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
The reality that it's almost one hundred years old is
fucking insane, I'll give you that. And it's still pretty
good for being one hundred. And then when you add
in all the bullshit that came along with that movie, right,
you're like, the fact they even got that movie made
and it was good is in fuck insane.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Right right, But like, you have to watch this before
you're thirteen or you see what I'm saying. I think
you can make it through your life without watching that,
and you'd be all.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Right inside out.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Okay, I would say, yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
I never saw inside Out?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
What Yep, my kids saw it and they weren't big,
huge fans of it, so.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
You should have. I think you would love it. It's
about your emotions, yeah, and learning how to like manage it.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
And two is even more into it, going through puberty
and stuff the land before.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Time Oh fuck you with a little foot, Oh yeah,
that's a good one, and ducky, but before thirteen?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
What makes it so important? At before thirteen?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It's a good message to kids, and like, because you
learn how to deal with death at a young age, okay,
you know, And of course the animation they go with
it and growing or whatever.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, and by the way, how to train your dragon?
We're going back okay, yeah, going back to it is
learning about kindness and how creatures are friends not foes.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
So you look that up and that's what said.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Uh the Muppet movie which one? They were written in
nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Sure, I mean, if you're I don't think it's necessary
because Muppets are so dated now.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
The Muppet Show is one of the highest rated programs
in the world.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Was is it still on?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
It was?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
And the film has plenty of wit and whimsy for
kids and make it something adults can enjoy us too.
The result is an outrageous but heartfelt romp about friendship, virtue,
and inclusiveness.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I would agree you probably should should watch that.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Beauty and the Beast.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Only if you've got a vagina. I think that's a
girl's movie.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Uh, hard pass. I don't think you need to see it.
I'm not sure what the lesson is. He he takes
somebody captive and forces them to live in his house
by his rules. We're living that life.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
With and which taught him a lesson basically?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Et Yeah, that's class.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
There's not much on learned. Lesson.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I don't know what the lesson is that you can't
see it in that movie. It's a great movie. That's
not what we're talking about, right, But I feel if
you're going to.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Put Mary Poppins on there, as old as that ship is,
you should be able to at least.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Put one of the best Steven Spielberg films ever here
you go.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Child.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Mary Poppins is about dreaming and fantasizing and like thinking
of crazy things and like imagination.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Et is not that well.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
About an alien that comes down and you know, right
of dealing with adversity and about an alien.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Hiding it from your parent.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Right, hiding things from your parents, right, the sandlot?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Oh yeah, okay, Yeah, it's friendships and you know, the
camaraderie of the.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Kids and will so stand by me.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, you'bout it?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
It's a good movie. I don't know if you need
to see it by thirteen. I don't know what you
achieve or what it teaches you buy thirteen. Maybe if
the moon List was movies to see after thirteen, I
might be on board with that, and with et. Yeah,
but for to be before thirteen. The Lego movie, I
haven't seen it, couldn't tell you. I have not seen
(14:41):
it either, but I'm not sure what it would sell.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Maybe after thirteen it gets boring, maybe because then you've
grown out of legos.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Okay, in some aspects.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I read an article the other day that legos are
actually good for you mentally. Yeah, especially when you're super
stressed and dealing with PTSD and shit like that, because
it offers you allows you to take your mind off
of all that bullshit that's cloud in your brain. Yeah,
and focus on putting the blocks together. And it's actually
good for you mentally.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I believe that.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, this says imagination and innovation and creativity is.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
What you get out of That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Wallee Uh Yeah, I learned how not to be a
fat piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I mean it is.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
You want to talk about camaraderie and friendship and loyalty,
that's what Wally is. That movie is amazing, But I
think anybody should watch that movie home alone.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Okay, learn how to beat off a bunch of old
guys while your parents are going.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Thirteen How to be creative? My kids love this movie.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
It's great. We watch it every year.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
As you watch it all the time, you don't have
to wait.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
So true, But it's just on more on Christmas.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
But why do you have to watch before you're thirteen?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Well?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I think it's because you get to see the kid
take on adults, right, And it also teaches you you
can be by yourself, right, and it teaches you that
the things you think are bad aren't necessarily bad.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I e. The neighbor, right, right, right, right?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Okay, So, but I.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Don't know if I don't know, if I'm ready to
say you should see it before thirteen March of the Penguins,
I haven't seen it.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Why? Why why would anybody need to watch that?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Is that a real It's a documentary, right, It's really
about the pinguins and their migration and love and yeah,
we're interpreting they love each other.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Sure, yeah, because we know exactly how fucking penguins talking.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
You can't dog on in one movie that has no
words and then not dog on this.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh no, yeah, I'm not saying that you should watch.
I'll see why it's even on this fucking list. That's
stupid Coco. Okay, that's the animated Pixar family tradition.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Yeah, I think you can watch that anytime.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, The Iron Giant.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
No, this says that kids get caught up in the
playful relationship between Hogarth Hogarth and the title character. But
it's a powerful story about violence, warfare, friendship, and what
it truly means to be a good person. A warfare
is an interesting tag to.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Put on this.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Yeah, okay, anytime with The Iron Giant.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
You don't have to be before thirteen.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Spirit You don't gain anything by saying it before thirteen
spirited away from two thousand and one.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I don't know this movie.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
No, looks like is that anime? Suresea, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Willie Walk in the Chocolate Factory. No, you don't think
kids should see it before thirteen?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
No, I think as goes right along with the Wizard
of Oz. You know this is dated, it's really old. Yeah,
it's it's an all right kind of movie. But I
don't see why you should have to watch it before
you're thirteen.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I'm okay with it because I'm okay with the lesson
that parents can fuck up your ideas. I like the
snl skit because that's what it's about, right, Willie wankin
the Chocolate Factory is about parents fucking up kids, kids
trying to do the thing that even the grandpa who's
I'm fucking bedridden until a good times available to like, like, let's.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Just take a drink of the fizzy lifting drink. Get
in fucking trouble now, you'll you've fucked up your chances
to win it all. And the corruption of a fucking
adult being, like, give me an everlasting gobstop.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Right right, Okay, it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, that movie's about fucking corruption of kids.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, we should probably not have them watched that anymore. Yeah, cancel, cancel, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Now I'm good with them watching. They need to know
parents can be fucking deceptive.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Kids are always going to keep their eye on you.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
And I'm okay with that. Spider Man into the Spider Verse.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Haven't seen it?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yeah, odd, because I'm not the comic book guy and
I've seen It's fucking amazing, Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
It's it's really good.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah. I've tried watching Spider Man movies since the very
beginning one right back in like early two thousands. You
can't get into it.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
This is not it's so much better.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I can't I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I think you should give this one a chance, only
because it's not like the Spider Man movies.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
This is the cartoon, right.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yes, it's about Miles Morales and how you find out
there's all these Spider Man's right in different levels of
the Spider Verse. Yeah, and him trying to be Spider Man.
It's it's really good. And that kind of mocks Spider
Man a little bit, but it's it's I think it's good.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
It's almost got like a dead poolish type of feel
to it.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Okay, the Princess Bride, Oh fuck yes, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Not before thirteen?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
There's too many hidden jokes.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yeah, that's the fun thing about you know a lot
of these kids movies, uh and television shows have underlined
adult themes that go straight over the kid's head. They
don't ever get it as adults, like that's funny. Yeah.
Ren and Stimpy is a perfect prime example of it.
As kids, you don't catch all the dirty shit that
(20:19):
they were talking about, But as an adult you're like,
oh damn, damn, Wren was a freak.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yeah, I don't know I don't know you put don't
put never ending story on this, right?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yes, my kids we have Apple TV and we were
watching we watch. Okay, so there's a show on Apple
TV for kids called Sweetwater, which might be the best
kid show ever. Okay, better than Daniel Tiger, better than Bluey.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
It's really it's really good.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
But then there's this other show called Wonderlot one Wandla Wandla,
and it is about the future and this kid being
raised in the underground and then comes out into the
out of the underground and there's all this imagination happening
of crazy characters and they can talk, and she's trying
to find other humans. Okay, it's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
My kids loved it, all right, And that's not even
in their wheelhouse of stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
They normally don't like the sci fi stuff, right, But
anything that has like crazy imagination, it is good. That's
why Bluey's so good.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Like dogs can fucking talk and they have a life,
they play stupid games. Is there anything missing off the
list that should have been on, like movies before thirteen?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
You know, not Off the top of my head. All
dogs go to Heaven If I want to think of one.
Probably All Dogs Go to Heaven should be one that
every kid watches, because a lot.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Of kids do lose their pets by that time, by
the time they turn thirteen or beforehand.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Right, and teaches you how to deal with you know,
bad people with car face being an asshole, and teach
you how to deal with death, you know, because Charlie
you know, dies and then comes back and then dies again.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Yeah, that's a great movie, it really is.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Ferngully is another one, since we're just bringing ship up,
I mean that teaches you about environmental protections.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
You know, I've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You're missing out, man. Gooniesies about you know, adventure and stuff,
you know, not being scared of going on an adventure.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Okay, The Mighty Ducks.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Okay, Yeah, sure, teaches about sports and teams and being
on a team and part of a team and yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Getting sold out by your coach.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah dude, Homeward Bound.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Sound of music. I'm skipping some like up and in
Canto and fro.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I'm skipping some of these obvious ones and trying to
get to ones that have some sort of story. Are
you in there right, yes, American Tail Bible.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I'm always down for a good fible movie, whether it's
you know, Fiber Goes West or an American Tales.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
American Tale is so good.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Rescuers, Yeah, I'm more of a Rescuers down Under kind
of guy. I've had to pick one.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
But yeah, one hundred and one Dalmatians Okay, Yeah, I
mean that movie's so far out there.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Bamby, Ah Bamby.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
I mean lots of twelve year olds go and get
their hunter safety license.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
No, they hunt, yeah because of Bambie.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
No, not because of Bambi, but they want to learn
if they you know, when they learn to they see Bamby.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Some of them are like, oh, no, I've seen Bambi.
I don't want to. I don't want to hunt.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
The thing is is Bambi's got us all fucked up
because Bambie is such a girly fucking name. And then
you know, Bambi grows up and Bambi's a dude, and
now Bambi's confused because he's a dude with a girl's name.
It's like, I don't know what to do with myself.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Baby Um snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Soared in
the Stone.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Okay, air Bud Okay, I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
And he's a good one to put on there that
I think kids should be set before the thirteen. They
should see because you need to be reminded. I could
put you in a fucking foster home.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I've never seen that one, the old one or the
new one.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, yeah, I know about it, you know, but I
ain't never seen it.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Land before Time, Yes.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
With the Little Foot, Yeah, we had mentioned.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Oh we did that one even ah Singing in the rain. No,
it is that of music, black beauty.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
What about the horse?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I'd rather watch Flicker Stuart.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Little okay, hm.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Uh, the Prince of Egypt, the Prince of Bride. We
said that Sandlot karate Kid. Karate Kid's a good one,
I think.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Gotta believe in yourself. You can do more than you
think you can.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, teachers, how to paying offense.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Yeah, take care of bullies.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Everything's got a plan. I'm gonna name this one only
for Lindsey, my girl. Okay, every kid should see before
they're thirteen.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
I did.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Well. That doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
I mean and still to this day, if it's on
I'm watching it.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Is it taught you about your best friendships and how
you can lose them because of bees.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I might buy the everybody should pay attention to allergies,
but but I don't.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Know if it teaches best friends and I mean they.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Didn't have a lot of trends and then she lost
her best friend.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
And also he was kind of a brat.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
It also gives insight on the loss of I mean,
he was a single parent dad, she had, her mom
was dead, and then he starts a new relationship.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
So I didn't like either one of them.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
It's relatable. Yeah, it's a relatable movie.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I couldn't relate.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, I'm how could you relate to it at all?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
It was your dad worked at a mortuary and hired
a makeup artist from Hollywood and make up the dead bodies?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Do you have a friend that was allergic to bees
and getting to die?
Speaker 4 (26:24):
But I did have a best friend that moved away
and I never saw her.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
That's not the same, No, But it was like a
death of a friendship.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
It's not the same. To compare someone moving away to
death is not the same.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
I still loved the movie.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Out of that movie, I believe. I know. That's why
I'm asking, like, I I'm not sure what the big
messages in that? You know what?
Speaker 4 (26:46):
A girlfriend of mine when she saw that movie, you
know what, she ended up loving that movie. So she
ended up becoming and working at a mortuary. She embalmed
by that.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
The only people I've ever known that were in that
field are and stayed in that field are because it
was that family business.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Right everybody else it was a short stop.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Yeah, it wasn't for her. She went to school for.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
It and she still does it to this day. Are
you sure.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
In New Orleans?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Fuck that?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, I'm good on all that.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Who wants to I deal with dead?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I'm not somebody believes in like the dead and ghosts
and all that other stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
But why be wrong?
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Right?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Why I take my chances of being wrong.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Yeah, she's had some good stories where she said that
she's felt like like spirits have followed her home, where
she's felt eerie about it. But yeah, that's all she
ever wanted to do growing up, That's all she ever
wanted to do.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Fucking weird. That's fucking weird to always want to do
that growing up.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Run a funeral home, police officer, fireman, doctor, that fucking
deal manhandle dead penises, Yeah, because you got to see
dead penis.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yeah, and giners too.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Oh yeah, you get to see all the dead body parts.
And you got to see people in their worst situations. Absolutely,
either face has brought up no, like someone they wheel
someone in, that's their face shot off, right, or their
look of horror or or this is my all time
card to play when people are like I want to
(28:29):
I want to embalm people.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
You mean children? Yeah, yeah, that shit fucks with you, man.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Kids die too.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Friends that have police officers, they tell me there was
no training that prepared me for dealing with children and
death of children.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Firemen too, Yeah, like you're just not ready for it.
I've had plenty of people that were police officers in
my life that quit being police officers because of what
happened to children.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Right, So you don't have to worry about that here.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Wow, the just adult children, it's a little different, right,
And they don't die, they just get fired.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Right, feels like.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
You're dying slowly inside, right, Right, One day at a time.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
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It's gonna be this Friday. We're gonna be a stumbling
monkey doing a little giveaway, so come out and say hi, guys,
have a fantastic week and we appreciate it. We appreciate
you guys so much, and tell your friends about the podcast.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
See you, bye bye
Yeah you look, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah I did, Yeah, yeah I did.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I mean, we're in the podcast, so free, feel free
to share with Lindsey what poutine fries is according to
Urban Dictionary.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'll go ahead and let her look it out and
then read it out loud.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Okay, okay, because.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
That's not right.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's not the correct definition.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
No, because it's not. It's not poutine fries. When you
go to a restaurant you order, you order a poutine.
You do not order poutine fries.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
No.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Ejaculating onto feces that was released accidentally following an emphatic
bout of anal sex.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
An emphatic bout.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Emphatic must have been going at a pretty hard.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
What is the opposite of emphatic slow mo?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I mean, yeah, oh my, tell me about it.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Specifically, as the male pulls out and is about to release,
the recipient's bowels accidentally begin to move.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Apparently, this is the opposite is apathy? So an apathetic
oh god, anal sex?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Oh god? The lack of interest and enthusiasm. Oh yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
So this would be a very like just getting in.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It, yeah, and then dukie all over and then that's nice.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, I said don't.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Well, I couldn't help, but to do it. Come on now,
anytime somebody like, don't push that red button. We want
to push that red button. So and I'm sorry I did.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Did did you read this? Did you read it as
used in a sentence?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I just read that. I didn't even click on it.
I just read what was right there, and I said,
that's enough. Disappointment. Just no, I'm good.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Julian pulled out, following some tenacious anal. But it already
started to bust when his girl accidentally started to shit
poo teed fries was on the menu that night.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I have a I can tell the story. I think
I can tell the story. Okay, yeah, you should be
able to hold on.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm calculating it correctly in my head. I may fumble
through this because it's been a while since they've told
the story. There was a guy. I think you know
the story. There's a guy we were friends with, Lindsay,
and he would have sex with this girl and he
gave her a nickname. So let's just say her name
was Sally, and so he gave her the nickname Dingleberry Sally.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Now I can keep going if you'd like her please.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
You can't fill in the information on your own, and
I feel like that's a pretty that's a finish your own.
It's not a like make it up on your own.
I think you understand how that goes.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Dingleberries happen.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
This is exact reason I'm not a fan of anal.
There's numbers of reasons of why I'm not a fan
of anal, and dingleberries is near the top.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Loose stools is also not one that I'm excited about,
so and the other is I don't want to have
sex like gay men. So those are three really good
reasons for me.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
All pretty solid, all pretty solid. Yeah, don't want to
be calling your ship dick for the rest of your life.
But hey, some people learn into it, some people really
like it. It's not for you.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I'm not saying you're wrong, no, I've never said no,
oka I have said you're wrong for I'm pretty pretty
firm on that one.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, but yeah, it's if that's your thing, you got
live your best life.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I don't get Since we're on the subject, I'll see
why eating ass is like a big thing. Everybody's fucking
like I eat ass. I'm like, that's fucking gross. Their
ship comes out of there.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, and you're all, yeah, well there's pea that comes
out of the penis, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
But still, I mean I think, I guess it's not
that bad, is it?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
All right? But I mean, like, how many people get,
you know, deathly sick from a little bit of pepe yell?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I can't say that I know anybody that can attribute
to their illness.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
But people do that can get sick from faci. Well
here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
You have to do it in the shower. Okay, you
gotta make sure everything's clean.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Sure you don't, you know, after about of a food tour, right,
decide like you're gonna eat some.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Ass, right right?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I guess you're not doing it right after someone comes
back in from saying a mile run.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Right, somebody who's been at the gym all day?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
What is that? This is forty You're like, you don't
come in here hot like that? Yeah, that's people.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I saw this quote. It was really funny.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Everybody talks about like wanting to do BDSM or whatever,
and what they don't ever realize, and it's never explained
in porns or anything else, is the amount of prep
planning and communication.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
That has to happen right for it to be a thing.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Right, they think there's just like it's just some room
you go into and there's all these toys and you
just get at it, and because of books and movies
and that. No, it's it is not an awesome setup.
It takes time. Very rarely are the stories exists where
they were like, so then I gotta steal rot out
and ram it into penis unsuspecting of him.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That is definitely not something you surprise somebody.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No, foh, show, that's torture.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
If I see you unzip a surgical bag like the
old doctor house called medicine.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Bag, I'm be like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay, let's see where this is going.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
No, I don't want to see where it's going. I
want to be out.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah yeah, but any tying people up right, wrapping them
in silicon? What are those silicone sheet things? The vacuum,
the air?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
God, right, people die, man, I don't want to die
having sex. To be honest with you, I mean it
sounds like a good idea, but then you know it's
awkward for the other person, right, you know, And then
of course the medics to come out, you're naked, probably
still have an erection, you know, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
For me, your muscles typically relax. Yeah, okay, so blood
flow would stop.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I would think you shop income everywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
That's great, Yeah, exactly, that's exactly what happens.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, that's exactly what I want, you know, medics to
come in and have to deal with.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You don't have to add sex.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I just don't want to die, so like sex, are
eating or taking a ship, Like, I don't die during
any of those things.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I was thinking about that the other day while I
was on my bike. We went up to Wichita. I
could have a heart attack, ride my fucking motorcycle, absolutely
fucking you know, I may be dead before you even
hit the ground, but maybe or not or not exactly,
have a massive heart attack, grab or fucking wreck the bike,
and I'm dead because I wrecked the bike. I was like, well,
that fucking sucks. Way to ruin my fucking trip. I
(07:13):
ruined my own trip.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, you don't have to be going to witch Talf
for that to happen.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
No, no, no, I ain't been going home, you know,
be going to the grocery store. But the same thing
could happen in somebody's car.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, you're fucking driving your car down the road. You
fucking have a heart attack to run off of the road.
Next thing you know, you're at the bottom of a
ravine somewhere.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Well, the chance of your car going off into a
ravine much smaller than laying your bike down during a
heart attack. Car is designed to take impact. It's designed
to have a cube of safety, for sure. So the
likelihood if you had a heart attack and survive and
on what you struck or what struck you would be
(07:53):
much higher.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, it was a good way to ruin my afterne
Yeah whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, we're all subject to death, undefeated that fucker is.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, you may cheat him once, but he'll come back.
He'll get you.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, they always come back.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I saw this and I thought we could ask talk
about this. These are twenty five movies every kid should
see before.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Thirteen for thirteen. Yeah, Toy Story two, Sure, Yeah, that
makes sense. I don't have an argument either way. I
think adults should see this.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Oh yeah, I think we've seen them all.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Chicken Run, Oh, that one was just all right.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I don't think you have to see it before you're thirteen.
Yeah at all really for that fact, the people that
did Wallace and Grommett.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, the Circus, the Charlie Chaplin movie from nineteen twenty eight, No,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Hell, I'm gonna go with no.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
No.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Maybe when you're studying film, Okay, he might be worth watching.
But before thirteen, I don't think is necessary. I don't
know how that adds to your life.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
No.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Maybe if you're a big fan of comedy and you're
trying to understand the evolution of comedy and how comedy
became a thing and how it started different types of company, maybe, yeah,
But just.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
To sit down on a saturday'd be like, we're gonna
watch this nineteen twenty eight with.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
No, yeah, No, The Lion King, sure, yeah, I got
no argument.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, yeh yeh.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Shrek okay, for sure, Shrek. Yeah, at least it's a
good message.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
One.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
The nineteen eighty movie The Bear apparently was a nature
film about an orphan grizzly cub and the Kodiak bear
that adopted, and the footage follows these bears.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I've never seen that. Maybe I have, but I don't
recall it.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I don't Marcus has seen that one, But I don't
think the Twins have seen that.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Okay, Mary Poppins, Yes, I think everybody should see that.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Love Mary Poppins, How to Train Your Dragon.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Not the movie Lindsay talked about it. I uh no,
I don't think it matters.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
It's yeah, it's just all right.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I have seen it. I didn't see the sequel.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Right, but have you seen this one?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And is it?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
My kids love that one too, loving it.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And should they see it? Are not the same thing?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
I don't. I don't think it's necessary.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Because I don't I'm trying to recall what the messages.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I think that one is more of about kindness and
which pretty much aren't they all? But isn't that one,
uh kindness and forgiveness that I get a mixed up?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
But yeah, I don't know. Yeah the Wizard of the
Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Part of me wants to say, yes, yeah, I love
just because it's a classic movie, right, But in the
grand scheme of things, it's just all right.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
So we went and watched it a couple of weeks ago,
maybe a little bit more, and it took like two
or three days to watch it with the girls. But uh, yeah,
it's a good movie.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
The reality that it's almost one hundred years old is
fucking insane, I'll give you that. And it's still pretty
good for being one hundred. And then when you add
in all the bullshit that came along with that movie, right,
you're like, the fact they even got that movie made
and it was good is in fuck insane.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Right right, But like, you have to watch this before
you're thirteen or you see what I'm saying. I think
you can make it through your life without watching that,
and you'd be all.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Right inside out.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Okay, I would say, yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
I never saw inside Out?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
What Yep, my kids saw it and they weren't big,
huge fans of it, so.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
You should have. I think you would love it. It's
about your emotions, yeah, and learning how to like manage it.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
And two is even more into it, going through puberty
and stuff the land before.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Time Oh fuck you with a little foot, Oh yeah,
that's a good one, and ducky, but before thirteen?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
What makes it so important? At before thirteen?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It's a good message to kids, and like, because you
learn how to deal with death at a young age, okay,
you know, And of course the animation they go with
it and growing or whatever.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, and by the way, how to train your dragon?
We're going back okay, yeah, going back to it is
learning about kindness and how creatures are friends not foes.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
So you look that up and that's what said.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Uh the Muppet movie which one? They were written in
nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Sure, I mean, if you're I don't think it's necessary
because Muppets are so dated now.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
The Muppet Show is one of the highest rated programs
in the world.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Was is it still on?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
It was?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
And the film has plenty of wit and whimsy for
kids and make it something adults can enjoy us too.
The result is an outrageous but heartfelt romp about friendship, virtue,
and inclusiveness.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I would agree you probably should should watch that.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Beauty and the Beast.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Only if you've got a vagina. I think that's a
girl's movie.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Uh, hard pass. I don't think you need to see it.
I'm not sure what the lesson is. He he takes
somebody captive and forces them to live in his house
by his rules. We're living that life.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
With and which taught him a lesson basically?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Et Yeah, that's class.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
There's not much on learned. Lesson.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I don't know what the lesson is that you can't
see it in that movie. It's a great movie. That's
not what we're talking about, right, But I feel if
you're going to.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Put Mary Poppins on there, as old as that ship is,
you should be able to at least.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Put one of the best Steven Spielberg films ever here
you go.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Child.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Mary Poppins is about dreaming and fantasizing and like thinking
of crazy things and like imagination.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Et is not that well.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
About an alien that comes down and you know, right
of dealing with adversity and about an alien.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Hiding it from your parent.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Right, hiding things from your parents, right, the sandlot?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Oh yeah, okay, Yeah, it's friendships and you know, the
camaraderie of the.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Kids and will so stand by me.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, you'bout it?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
It's a good movie. I don't know if you need
to see it by thirteen. I don't know what you
achieve or what it teaches you buy thirteen. Maybe if
the moon List was movies to see after thirteen, I
might be on board with that, and with et. Yeah,
but for to be before thirteen. The Lego movie, I
haven't seen it, couldn't tell you. I have not seen
(14:41):
it either, but I'm not sure what it would sell.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Maybe after thirteen it gets boring, maybe because then you've
grown out of legos.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Okay, in some aspects.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I read an article the other day that legos are
actually good for you mentally. Yeah, especially when you're super
stressed and dealing with PTSD and shit like that, because
it offers you allows you to take your mind off
of all that bullshit that's cloud in your brain. Yeah,
and focus on putting the blocks together. And it's actually
good for you mentally.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I believe that.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, this says imagination and innovation and creativity is.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
What you get out of That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Wallee Uh Yeah, I learned how not to be a
fat piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I mean it is.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
You want to talk about camaraderie and friendship and loyalty,
that's what Wally is. That movie is amazing, But I
think anybody should watch that movie home alone.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Okay, learn how to beat off a bunch of old
guys while your parents are going.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Thirteen How to be creative? My kids love this movie.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
It's great. We watch it every year.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
As you watch it all the time, you don't have
to wait.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
So true, But it's just on more on Christmas.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
But why do you have to watch before you're thirteen?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Well?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I think it's because you get to see the kid
take on adults, right, And it also teaches you you
can be by yourself, right, and it teaches you that
the things you think are bad aren't necessarily bad.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I e. The neighbor, right, right, right, right?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Okay, So, but I.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Don't know if I don't know, if I'm ready to
say you should see it before thirteen March of the Penguins,
I haven't seen it.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Why? Why why would anybody need to watch that?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Is that a real It's a documentary, right, It's really
about the pinguins and their migration and love and yeah,
we're interpreting they love each other.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Sure, yeah, because we know exactly how fucking penguins talking.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
You can't dog on in one movie that has no
words and then not dog on this.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh no, yeah, I'm not saying that you should watch.
I'll see why it's even on this fucking list. That's
stupid Coco. Okay, that's the animated Pixar family tradition.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Yeah, I think you can watch that anytime.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, The Iron Giant.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
No, this says that kids get caught up in the
playful relationship between Hogarth Hogarth and the title character. But
it's a powerful story about violence, warfare, friendship, and what
it truly means to be a good person. A warfare
is an interesting tag to.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Put on this.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Yeah, okay, anytime with The Iron Giant.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
You don't have to be before thirteen.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Spirit You don't gain anything by saying it before thirteen
spirited away from two thousand and one.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I don't know this movie.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
No, looks like is that anime? Suresea, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Willie Walk in the Chocolate Factory. No, you don't think
kids should see it before thirteen?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
No, I think as goes right along with the Wizard
of Oz. You know this is dated, it's really old. Yeah,
it's it's an all right kind of movie. But I
don't see why you should have to watch it before
you're thirteen.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I'm okay with it because I'm okay with the lesson
that parents can fuck up your ideas. I like the
snl skit because that's what it's about, right, Willie wankin
the Chocolate Factory is about parents fucking up kids, kids
trying to do the thing that even the grandpa who's
I'm fucking bedridden until a good times available to like, like, let's.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Just take a drink of the fizzy lifting drink. Get
in fucking trouble now, you'll you've fucked up your chances
to win it all. And the corruption of a fucking
adult being, like, give me an everlasting gobstop.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Right right, Okay, it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, that movie's about fucking corruption of kids.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, we should probably not have them watched that anymore. Yeah, cancel, cancel, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Now I'm good with them watching. They need to know
parents can be fucking deceptive.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Kids are always going to keep their eye on you.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
And I'm okay with that. Spider Man into the Spider Verse.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Haven't seen it?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yeah, odd, because I'm not the comic book guy and
I've seen It's fucking amazing, Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
It's it's really good.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah. I've tried watching Spider Man movies since the very
beginning one right back in like early two thousands. You
can't get into it.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
This is not it's so much better.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I can't I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I think you should give this one a chance, only
because it's not like the Spider Man movies.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
This is the cartoon, right.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yes, it's about Miles Morales and how you find out
there's all these Spider Man's right in different levels of
the Spider Verse. Yeah, and him trying to be Spider Man.
It's it's really good. And that kind of mocks Spider
Man a little bit, but it's it's I think it's good.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
It's almost got like a dead poolish type of feel
to it.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Okay, the Princess Bride, Oh fuck yes, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Not before thirteen?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
There's too many hidden jokes.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yeah, that's the fun thing about you know a lot
of these kids movies, uh and television shows have underlined
adult themes that go straight over the kid's head. They
don't ever get it as adults, like that's funny. Yeah.
Ren and Stimpy is a perfect prime example of it.
As kids, you don't catch all the dirty shit that
(20:19):
they were talking about, But as an adult you're like,
oh damn, damn, Wren was a freak.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yeah, I don't know I don't know you put don't
put never ending story on this, right?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yes, my kids we have Apple TV and we were
watching we watch. Okay, so there's a show on Apple
TV for kids called Sweetwater, which might be the best
kid show ever. Okay, better than Daniel Tiger, better than Bluey.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
It's really it's really good.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
But then there's this other show called Wonderlot one Wandla Wandla,
and it is about the future and this kid being
raised in the underground and then comes out into the
out of the underground and there's all this imagination happening
of crazy characters and they can talk, and she's trying
to find other humans. Okay, it's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
My kids loved it, all right, And that's not even
in their wheelhouse of stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
They normally don't like the sci fi stuff, right, But
anything that has like crazy imagination, it is good. That's
why Bluey's so good.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Like dogs can fucking talk and they have a life,
they play stupid games. Is there anything missing off the
list that should have been on, like movies before thirteen?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
You know, not Off the top of my head. All
dogs go to Heaven If I want to think of one.
Probably All Dogs Go to Heaven should be one that
every kid watches, because a lot.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Of kids do lose their pets by that time, by
the time they turn thirteen or beforehand.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Right, and teaches you how to deal with you know,
bad people with car face being an asshole, and teach
you how to deal with death, you know, because Charlie
you know, dies and then comes back and then dies again.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Yeah, that's a great movie, it really is.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Ferngully is another one, since we're just bringing ship up,
I mean that teaches you about environmental protections.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
You know, I've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You're missing out, man. Gooniesies about you know, adventure and stuff,
you know, not being scared of going on an adventure.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Okay, The Mighty Ducks.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Okay, Yeah, sure, teaches about sports and teams and being
on a team and part of a team and yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Getting sold out by your coach.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah dude, Homeward Bound.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Sound of music. I'm skipping some like up and in
Canto and fro.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I'm skipping some of these obvious ones and trying to
get to ones that have some sort of story. Are
you in there right, yes, American Tail Bible.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I'm always down for a good fible movie, whether it's
you know, Fiber Goes West or an American Tales.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
American Tale is so good.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Rescuers, Yeah, I'm more of a Rescuers down Under kind
of guy. I've had to pick one.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
But yeah, one hundred and one Dalmatians Okay, Yeah, I
mean that movie's so far out there.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Bamby, Ah Bamby.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
I mean lots of twelve year olds go and get
their hunter safety license.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
No, they hunt, yeah because of Bambie.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
No, not because of Bambi, but they want to learn
if they you know, when they learn to they see Bamby.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Some of them are like, oh, no, I've seen Bambi.
I don't want to. I don't want to hunt.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
The thing is is Bambi's got us all fucked up
because Bambie is such a girly fucking name. And then
you know, Bambi grows up and Bambi's a dude, and
now Bambi's confused because he's a dude with a girl's name.
It's like, I don't know what to do with myself.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Baby Um snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Soared in
the Stone.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Okay, air Bud Okay, I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
And he's a good one to put on there that
I think kids should be set before the thirteen. They
should see because you need to be reminded. I could
put you in a fucking foster home.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I've never seen that one, the old one or the
new one.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, yeah, I know about it, you know, but I
ain't never seen it.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Land before Time, Yes.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
With the Little Foot, Yeah, we had mentioned.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Oh we did that one even ah Singing in the rain. No,
it is that of music, black beauty.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
What about the horse?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I'd rather watch Flicker Stuart.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Little okay, hm.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Uh, the Prince of Egypt, the Prince of Bride. We
said that Sandlot karate Kid. Karate Kid's a good one,
I think.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Gotta believe in yourself. You can do more than you
think you can.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, teachers, how to paying offense.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Yeah, take care of bullies.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Everything's got a plan. I'm gonna name this one only
for Lindsey, my girl. Okay, every kid should see before
they're thirteen.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
I did.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Well. That doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
I mean and still to this day, if it's on
I'm watching it.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Is it taught you about your best friendships and how
you can lose them because of bees.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I might buy the everybody should pay attention to allergies,
but but I don't.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Know if it teaches best friends and I mean they.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Didn't have a lot of trends and then she lost
her best friend.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
And also he was kind of a brat.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
It also gives insight on the loss of I mean,
he was a single parent dad, she had, her mom
was dead, and then he starts a new relationship.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
So I didn't like either one of them.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
It's relatable. Yeah, it's a relatable movie.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I couldn't relate.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, I'm how could you relate to it at all?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
It was your dad worked at a mortuary and hired
a makeup artist from Hollywood and make up the dead bodies?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Do you have a friend that was allergic to bees
and getting to die?
Speaker 4 (26:24):
But I did have a best friend that moved away
and I never saw her.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
That's not the same, No, But it was like a
death of a friendship.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
It's not the same. To compare someone moving away to
death is not the same.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
I still loved the movie.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Out of that movie, I believe. I know. That's why
I'm asking, like, I I'm not sure what the big
messages in that? You know what?
Speaker 4 (26:46):
A girlfriend of mine when she saw that movie, you
know what, she ended up loving that movie. So she
ended up becoming and working at a mortuary. She embalmed
by that.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
The only people I've ever known that were in that
field are and stayed in that field are because it
was that family business.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Right everybody else it was a short stop.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Yeah, it wasn't for her. She went to school for.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
It and she still does it to this day. Are
you sure.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
In New Orleans?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Fuck that?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, I'm good on all that.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Who wants to I deal with dead?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I'm not somebody believes in like the dead and ghosts
and all that other stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
But why be wrong?
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Right?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Why I take my chances of being wrong.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Yeah, she's had some good stories where she said that
she's felt like like spirits have followed her home, where
she's felt eerie about it. But yeah, that's all she
ever wanted to do growing up, That's all she ever
wanted to do.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Fucking weird. That's fucking weird to always want to do
that growing up.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Run a funeral home, police officer, fireman, doctor, that fucking
deal manhandle dead penises, Yeah, because you got to see
dead penis.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yeah, and giners too.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Oh yeah, you get to see all the dead body parts.
And you got to see people in their worst situations. Absolutely,
either face has brought up no, like someone they wheel
someone in, that's their face shot off, right, or their
look of horror or or this is my all time
card to play when people are like I want to
(28:29):
I want to embalm people.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
You mean children? Yeah, yeah, that shit fucks with you, man.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Kids die too.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Friends that have police officers, they tell me there was
no training that prepared me for dealing with children and
death of children.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Firemen too, Yeah, like you're just not ready for it.
I've had plenty of people that were police officers in
my life that quit being police officers because of what
happened to children.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Right, So you don't have to worry about that here.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Wow, the just adult children, it's a little different, right,
And they don't die, they just get fired.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Right, feels like.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
You're dying slowly inside, right, Right, One day at a time.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Our final patio party of the year is coming up.
It's gonna be this Friday. We're gonna be a stumbling
monkey doing a little giveaway, so come out and say hi, guys,
have a fantastic week and we appreciate it. We appreciate
you guys so much, and tell your friends about the podcast.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
See you, bye bye
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