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Speaker 1 (00:16):
Didn't you look it up?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You know, they were like several different ones, so it
wasn't one hundred percent of like which one you go for?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
The raisin ones. Uh is a thing, but it is
a joke about how uh from a Saturday Night Live
skit about how white people ruin things.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Right and they make.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It too milky wet. Yeah, So that's and if you
look up potato salad and Urban Dictionary and some of
the definitions of what it entails, it's I think it's
rather disturbing. I think it's rather disgusting and concerning. That
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entire site is concerning. Yeah, I mean, whoever thought of that,
good for them. Well, and the part two that's misleading
is you don't know if it's all real, right exactly.
You don't know if somebody just made that stuff up
just to be funny, which is fine.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, that's the thing about the Internet in general. Yeah,
you don't know if it's real or not. At least
I'm I'm becoming more and more on that train of
I don't even fucking know if this is real or not.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I don't have time to worry about it.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
How did all that information get there? Did somebody sit
down and write all the code and put in all
the definitions and all.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You know what I'm saying. That's take a lot of
work a long.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Time to do it, and it seems like it just
kind of here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So I don't know if these are really good or not,
but these are funny insults from Urban Dictionary. Dick ass. Uh,
my dickass husband won't run to the store to buy
me more cigarettes and wine coolers. I'm gonna start using
that one decades. A douche bagette. Okay, my teacher gave
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me detention. She's such a douchebag atte it's a female version, Ah,
got it? But a bag itt. It's like a roll,
isn't it with a long trace of bread that's crusty, delicious,
a verg it's a virgin.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh god, I finally found at least one potato salad.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's fuck. It's like, Okay, that doesn't seem right.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Okay, it sounds like you need to get that checked.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Uh. Mediocremant Okay, she told me I wasn't driving as
badly as I did last time. She rode with me.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
What a mediocremant? Okay, So it's like a mediocre compliment,
but also, yeah, woman ears oh ones that hear everything.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
He told my mom. She looked like she lost weight,
but she had her woman ears on and yelled at
me for calling.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Her fat ah, yeah lost an interpretation.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
A doggie nobber? What's a doggy noobber? Did you see
who Kyle went home with? He's such a doggy noobber?
A man who has sex with an ugly woman? Okay,
that must have been British douchenoggin. Okay, it's someone's whose
head is you know? Made of douche used in a sentence.
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You're such a douchenoggin. These aren't that bad. A ferger, yes,
fat harry, made of trash used in a sentence. This
guy works in the cubicle next to me. He's such
a ferger. He's somebody had to just make that up.
A sife. A sife, so is your face? Okay, I
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don't consider that an insult. A bieber used in a sentence.
What do you mean you don't want to get your
hands dirty? Don't be such a bieber because he's a
giant griner. Yeah, sure, I guess he is.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I don't know, right, doesn't work hard justin Bieber's never
worked on his own, meaning you.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Mean sure he's successful, has millions of dollars, private jets. Yeah,
that feels like it's like if you call me fat.
I'm like, okay, oh ye, that feels like you were like,
well you're fat. When did he get How old? Was he?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Fourteen?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Okay, is fourteen successful? That's what I was getting. What
do you think is networth?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
This? So from fourteen to however?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Is he's never had to do anything for himself?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No? So yeah, you got good for him? Absolutely again,
like we talked about earlier. Yes, he's never had anything
for himself. Also, he doesn't know what fun is exactly.
His fun has to include a private jet and all
those things are great, right, but he doesn't know what
it's like to sit around and just be somebody right right?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Networth what do you think lindsay two and fifty million?
I'm thinking it's more in like the three hundred range,
three hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
How old do you think he is right now?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
He is twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Thirty Okay, I was, I was. I don't think he's
reached thirty yet, but okay. In March March. Well, good
for him, Happy birthday, Bebes.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, got the beaver fever.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No, he's really good. I listen, I get it. He's
incredibly talented. Some of his songs, you're like, what the fuck?
Like he can sing when he isn't writing his stuff.
I think his stuff's really good. Oh yeah, for sure,
for sure he needed to do something with that damn mustache,
though it does not a good look for him.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah, if he still has it, I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
But yeah, the number of people that grow facial hair
when they shouldn't, right, right, it's the here's a if
you are balding or bald, do not grow a beard.
You look like you're compensating. Okay, Like I can't grow here,
but the look I can do it here, I got
it right here. Just let it fucking go, man, Okay again,
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do whatever you want.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Are some bald men who have facial hair like goatee's
that they look it looks nice.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Don't ever say that sentence again, go teas rarely awesome.
I could agree with her on that one.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
If you're bald and have a full beard, it kind
of looks a little weird and funny, especially if it's
not an unkempt beard. Right, you don't put anything in it,
you don't brush it. It's just a bunch of curly
pubes upon your face.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
The only that looks weird. The only time a go
tea looks good is when it's long. If it's short,
I think you look like you are trapped in some
sort of youth ministry group.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I don't know. Bruce Willis comes to mind.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
He had bald head, but he had a short, trimmed
go tea.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I don't remember that, Okay, trying to think Boss had
a goateee, you know well, and.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Movies don't count because he's trying to portray a character, right, right, right,
And he always had kind of like a skullet thing
going on. He only went really bald in the later part,
like shaved it all. Yeah, And if you're like, if
you're leaving part of it, I think it's fine then
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to have hair. But it just looks kind of off
when the tops bald. But you're growing a full beard. Yeah,
full beard. I will give you that.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
A goateee, you know, looks good. I don't think mustache
is by themselves should be a thing at all. Ever,
I know it was a huge Oh god, yeah, you
know our parents. I'm sure your dead had a mustache, right, Lindsay,
I'm sure your dad had a mustache. Like it was
a thing for our parents. That was the look, like
the beards are or are a look of this time,
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and it was the gateway.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah right, it was because you were supposed to be
clean cut, wear a hat, suit inside like all the time, right,
the first time to show like some personality, right, yeah right,
You're like, I'm gonna grow a mustag but not but
not on my face. And then it was side burns, right,
and then they got and then became the lamb chops.
You just slowly creeped down.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I'm not wrong, You're not wrong at all whatsoever. But man,
I see.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
People with just like kids these days. Think you just
have just a regular.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Mustache and a fucking mullet, And I'm like, you look retarded.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Do you know that? Right now?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You I'm sure you think you're the hottest ship right now,
but you look retarded. That mustache is not working for you.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, you just you're just trying to, you know, show
you can grow hair. By the way, if you are
typing currently an email to me to share how great
your facial hair is.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You have bigger problems in your life, you know, keep
sending them. If you are trying to take.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
A stance, send it, send it, Send a picture too.
I want to know.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I want to know your defense on why you're facial
hair awesome.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Fash your hair looks fucking awesome. If you say so,
sure listen. If you feel good with it, roll with it, baby.
I'm just saying, in general, there are a lot of
things I think don't make sense, so just roll with it.
It's like I don't think pineapple and pizza is good,
but fucking roll with it. If that's your thing, you
are more than entitled to do that. Fucking put fried
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ocre on it. I don't give shit. It just ain't
my thing. And I think it's weird when you try
to balance the baldness.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
But it looks better. It does look better than just
a straight cueball fucking head, clean face.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
The only hair you have on your face is your eyebrows. Okay,
I'll meet you halfway. If you keep it kept so
you keep the lines clean and you keep it short,
I'm with you. But when you grow it out like
you need a fucking brush, like grizzly Adams type beer.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Then it's like, ah, shit, man. It's like people that
show up on that movie that TV show alone and
they show up with fucking beards, right, and you're like,
God damn man, you know you're gonna be out there
for a while. You're just asking for trouble. Shit gets
in it, fucking bugs, right. It's like women that show
up on that show with super long hair. I'm like,
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what are you fucking doing. You're asking for something else
to take care of while you're out there, right, But
it looks so good though.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
It looks better than that shaved head Gorvin.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Now if I go on there, I'm gaining more weight
and I'm shaving my head, I'm shaving it all like
I'm going in dry.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
That would make sense. Gain the weight so you have
some room to move when it comes to you. Ain't
fucking eating for wow, right, And I give it the
whole head thing, you know, because that way you're not
having to worry about bugs or dry crustiness.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Or to keep their face warm.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
You can definitely make an argument for that. But you're
gonna grow some right because you don't like they don't
have razors on that show. Right, you can only bring
twelve items, and why are you gonna waste it on
a razor?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I thought on a loan you could bring as many
items as new.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
No, no, no, no no, you can only bring twelve
things and everything counts. You're allowed to bow pack, so
they have a certain things that they deem as the
bow pack. So like a oh shit, a quiver, an
arm protector, and your bow and they get nine arrows.
I think that counts as your bow pack doesn't count
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against your twelve. They give you a first aid kit,
doesn't count against your twelve. They give you a bare spray,
a horn, and a packed carried on doesn't count against
your your twelve.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Okay, but if you're wanting to carry razors or you know,
a pot, yeah, to cook, and.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
You're only allowed a certain sized pot. But like one guy,
he was like, I don't use a quiver. So he
used his quiver and before he left he covered it
in wax and he's using it to keep water in,
so he boils water, so he's always got water. Yeah,
that's brilliant, that's smart because it didn't count kids a twelve,
and now he's got something to hold water in. There
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you go. I don't think I ever make it on
that show. To be honest with him, My wife and
I were talking, that show is not about your skill set.
It's masked as that, right, because there was a guy
that's watching season ten right now, and he is from Arkansas.
He ain't never left Arkansas. He is a neck as
neck comes hu and whooping it. Made a table catching
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fish on the first day, right, built a beautiful cabin
on the first Like this boy is fucking slain and
he ate something and it's tummy got fucked up and
he can't he couldn't eat, and he's like, this ain't
fucking good because it doesn't matter. Build the best cabin,
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catch the best fish. He make one fucking side step right,
and it's over. One fucking guy on there gained weight,
he left his beard, gained weight, fucking killing it. Man
catching food, building sit it, walk in to go look
for things, fell fucking arrow, fell out of his quiver,
fucking right into his knee. Damn fucking done. It don't
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fucking matter, right, One guy he's out there figured it out.
Man catching fish like so many fish, building a smoker,
and all of a sudden he's like since I have arrived,
I've cried every day. I missed my family so much.
I'm done poop. See you bitches. It ain't about survival, right,
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It's about your fucking head. How are you when you
are alone? Right? One guy comes out there, he's like,
I ain't never been on a river. I can't catch
fish on anything. We hear fucking outdoor people say, oh,
I can never. I've always been able to start a fire.
Blah blah blah. First day fucking drops his fishing line,
doesn't know where it's fucking at.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Why because it's invisible, it's fishing.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Right, Just didn't bring a fucking flint because he's like,
why I know how to make fucking fire? I don't
know a bit because it's fucking wet. Right. Have you
tried rubbing two sticks together? That's what he had to do.
That's what he had to do. Was not easy. So
now the mental game isn't Hey, it's I'm a fucking idiot.
You're adding to the problems.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Why make it more difficult for himself?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
But that's humans. That is what we do. That's why
that show is. I'm so enthralled with that show. One
guy that's on there. He grew up on some like
not on the grid, and like admits that he was
a part of a group like to learn how to
rebel against the government. Like it's fucking crazy, right, he
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he's got no problem. First day he almost killed a moose,
all right, yeah, and you're just like that is not
an easy thing. But had the confidence to wear all
like all that stuff. You know, he missed because he
didn't see a twig. But like he's calm about it,
Like he's been through fucking ordeals.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Man, killing a moose on a show like that sounds
like a great idea, But you got drag them mofucker back.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Anything you say yes to, you're saying no to a
bunch of other shit. And so he kills a moose, Guys,
what he's got to fucking do. Cut a part of
moose and fucking carry it back in twelve trips yep. Yeah,
and then when you get it, where do you put it? Right?
You gotta store that shit. You got a lot going on.
One of the guys he caught like he went to
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check his his gill net and he put some drop
lines and he got there and his drop lines were moving.
He's like, shit, so he fucking caught like seven fish
and he's standing on the brink and you're he's like,
oh my god, I'm gonna eat him so and then
he went, oh no. It really kicked in realized what
am I gonna do with all this fish? I'm not
ready to store all this fish? Right. One guy, he's like,
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I'm catching a fish every day, that's the goal. And
he's like, I'm eating what I'm catching because I don't
know what the fuck's gonna happen tomorrow. And that's the
right game planeh One guy he did one season. He
did all the things, build a thing, put it up
high so the fucking bears couldn't get it. I mean,
he was killing it. He was not prepared for wolverines
who don't give a fuck. Just you don't know. It
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is really ego to be like I can do this.
I wontder how long.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Until we've got a televised version of surviving the game?
I remember that or whatever where they're hunting actual humans.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I think I think the only way I think you
would see that or even try to be out there
is if a bunch of people got behind the idea
that that group of people aren't good, right, I mean
what we talk society has done that, so it's not
a giant reach. It could happen, right, Think about Native
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Americans and the Canadians were the worst at that. They
take Native Americans from their land, give them over to
the church to take to re transition them, and the church,
who are supposed to be all these good people, end
up fucking killing them, burying them, incinerating babies like they
were not good people, but they were. Society believed that
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these the Native Americans were bad people.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Right, We could totally make that game work in today's society.
You don't actually kill them, right, but there is one
person that's being hunted and if you can get away
right from these people that are hunting you, you're.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Like what a million dollars or whatever is that? What
like the go in prize rate is for it not
like an actual execution, but like he in ultimate, heide
and seek ultimately.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yes, yes, you gotta do what you gotta do. You
gotta survive out in the woods or whatnot. It's much
like ice Tea had to and you gotta you know,
keep away, try not to get marked.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I guess you know.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
They use paintballs or we'll figure all that out later on.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
But I think I think there might be something there,
like drop two people in like somewhere in North Canada
and be like, you gotta find the other person. If
you do, you get you got to try and not
get caught, right for seven days whatever, you got to
try and catch him.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Whoever succeeds gets a million dollars. By the way, there's
people that are trying to hunt you, but they're not
really going to kill you. They're just gonna blash you
up with some paintballs.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
There's a movie, a movie about that, I think Anna
Kendrick Okay, oh yeah, not too old. Self Reliance I
think is the name of the movie. Yeah. It's a
where he finds out he's on a game where people
are hunting him. Okay, but he gets recruited to be
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in the game. Right. Dissatisfied, Tommy is invited by actor
Andy Samberg to join him in a limo. In a limbo,
Andy reveals that the company had hired him to approach him,
had been tracking him for a while and once to
see if he would like to continue on adventure where
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he could win money interest. It's a pretty good movie.
It's pretty good. And they can't hunt they can they
got to try and kill you, but they can't kill
you if.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You're with somebody, Okay, So as long as you got
somebody next to you, yeah, you're all right.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah. So in like one of the scenes, he the
main character, hires a homeless person to be around him,
like I'll give you food, money, and but he can
never leave his side and they develop a friendship and
shit like that. Right on one other time, his roommate's like,
you got to sleep in the bed next to me.
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And he wakes up and the roommate's gone, and he's
running through the house because now there's someone in the
house chasing him because he's by himself, and he storms
into the bathroom and his roommate's taking a shit. He's like,
what are you doing. He's like, I'm taking a shit.
Continue pooping. There's somebody that's truths like you don't ever
do that. He's like, what not take a shit. It's
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a pretty funny storyline. And then Anna Kendrick gets involved,
and then there's a twist and yeah, okay, and it's
unclear if Anna Kendrick's hunting him or she is also
in the game too fair enough. Yeah, that's a pretty
good movie. Sounds like a good, good flick. It's it
isn't alone, but alone is easily the best, still the
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best showing that America's Got Talent, easily the best show
on television.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I can honestly say I've never watched a single episode of.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
The Long One. Mary's Got Talented, brilliant.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
It is good.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
It's brilliant. I'm sure it is. I'm sure there's some
very talented people out there. It's not about talent. To me,
it's not about talent. It is about these people who
do weird fucking things, and like, I'm gonna go on
a fucking show and dance with my dog. You're like, goddamn, OK.
My kids are like, Dad, you should go. You should
go do magic on America's Got Talent. Like that's the
fucking worst idea I have ever heard.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
No, what you should do is combine your high karate
and magic. Nobody's ever done that before, Right, I think
you might have something there.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Put it together. Boom, not high karate, not magic. I
do a couple of tricks. You can decide which one
I'm speaking of. If you were gonna go on America's
Got Talent, lindsay, what would your talent be?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I guess I'd have to go with singing.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
That would be it.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I don't think they'd send me to Hollywood, but that
would be first thing.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
That's the first thing they came to my mind, simply
because I like to do the karaoke whatever and and uh,
I can make a work for a little while.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
But outside of that, we're.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You're gonna watch me fucking miss Baskets from the other
side of the stage trying to throw some disc golf.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Ah man, I'll tell you what my talent is, sitting
on my ass and playing video games for three hours.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
What are you doing here? I'm gonna play video games?
What a Saturday Night Live skit? That would be? Right?
Oh fuck, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Or you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna roll a joint
and fucking play video games.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
What do you What are you here for? I'm gonna
Saba Tad's relationship. All right, we'll give it your best
for you. Right, what would you do? M cook make
a pizza? That'd be an asshole?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I don't know, right, right, Well, then the judges got
to eat the pizza. Oh god, and this Simon be like,
this is the worst pizza I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I've mentioned to Mike, I'm like, we should do a
pizza reality show where you come on and you got
to make a fucking pizza and we get to go.
That's fucking garbage because there are so many bad pizzas
out there. Mike's you know, Mike's too nice. He's like,
I'm not gonna tell someone their shit's bad. Why not?
Why not? He's king pizza. Let him let them people wait?
Even well, what can I do to make a better? Yeah?
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That this ain't This ain't fucking help.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Does the winner get their own pizzeria?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
They get a position at an Andolini's.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I know people that have pizzerias and their pizza sucks, Yeah,
and they think it ain't good. I can think of
a few around here, right, They're like, it's so good.
I'm like, if you say so, yeah, you know you
think about it. They don't.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
There's a lot that like the Great American Bake Off. Right,
they have baking shows, they have cooking shows of all shorts,
but they don't have one that's dedicated strictly to biza.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
There is a show called will It do?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Will it? Is it pizza dough? Okay? And like is
it pizza though? And the person goes around to different
pizza places, mostly on the East Coast, and you get
to see like he introduced like weird pizzas and then
he takes it back to a guy who's considered one
of the best pizza people in America and he and
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he's like, is it pizza though? And he's like no,
or he's like, well, because meat, sauce, cheese is really
the parameters, right, He's like, I guess it could be pizza. Yeah, Okay.
He looks so fucking inconvenience the whole time. He's like
annoyed with anything. Yeah, like one of them had gold
flakes on it or something. He's like, I mean it
is pizza. I wouldn't eat I wouldn't ever get in this. Yeah,
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but there might be something there.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
You should pitch that to A and E or something
whatever whatever whatever, sure them too. You know, I don't
know where to go the ideas for shows, but somebody
will pick it up.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Be Bobby Flay is also a pretty fantastic show when
you the idea is he come for those who don't
know it. Bobby Flay, celebrity chef, he's on there. He
brings on two chefs, they compete with an ingredient. He
picks that. One of them then gets to move on
to compete against him, and they get to pick what
they're cooking. So like, if your thing is fucking epananas
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and you can go. You get to make corn epananas
or whatever, and then Bobby gets to make it. But
Bobby doesn't try to make it authentic. He just makes
it taste good, right, and so a lot of times
he kicks people's ass on their dish because he's just
trying to make it taste good. Man. He is a
world class Yeah, true, But the point being is, listen,
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people get hung up on like it's gotta be authentic. Hey,
mac cheese is fucking this and this and this, and
he's like, fuck that, I'm gonna put fucking something delicious
in it.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, I'm the same way.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
That's why I don't make my meat loaf the traditional
way people ketch up a barbecue sauce on it. I
don't mess with any of that. You know, cheese, a
couple of garlic, different spices or whatever that's it, you know.
And I was having a conversation with my girlfriend the
other day because she's like.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I love meat loaf.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I was like, I'll make you one, dad, and so
I did, and I was like, you know my mom,
My mom's fucking meat loaf.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
God bless her soul. Was fucking shit.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
It's all there was to it, you know, as ground beef,
some chopped up onions and fucking catchup. Very limited, very limited.
So I was like when I was started getting I
was like, well, I don't have to make it like this.
I can make a fucking meat want any way that
I want. So I chose the way that I make it,
and it seems to be all right.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
So I get you, Bobby. I got you best when
I ever had bacon. Okay, right, you cook it bacon,
chop it up, then caramelize on in the fucking bacon fat,
then put all of that into the fucking meat and
then whatever season needs, and it's like it's a fucking
game changer. I have tried a bacon wrapped meat loaf once.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I made it, cheddar cheese on the inside, cheddar cheese
on the outside, wrapped a bacon blah, blah blah. It
just it seems like anytime I wrap something at bacon,
there's a huge parts of it that don't get cooked
all the way, and I'm just like, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Or one piece gets over. Yeah, no, these are it's
already cooked bacon inside the loaf or the wad. I
have to keep that in mind. Then that sounds delicious.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Of course, bacon makes everything better anyway.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
So yeah, it's like meatballs. When people make meatballs and
they're always like, oh, it's just beef and pinkle, bitch.
Put some fucking sausage in that fucker, right, Spice it
up a little bit, so good. Fuck, just meat balls.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
That's all you're eating is just meat balls, right, no
fucking crazy, nothing's fancy about it.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah all right, Uh, you guys have a great week.
Thanks rocking home on Thursdays. Coming up, Get the iHeart app, sorry,
get the iHeartRadio app. Make sure you are listed. Aide
chip finally kicked in.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, you're lagging a lot lately, so it's you know
a lot of down signs the chip, the chip chip.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I don't want to pay for the upgrade. What I'm saying,
you're still running on the pre version Yeah fucking egg.
You guys have a great week. We'll talk to you later.
Thanks for listening to us.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
See ye
Didn't you look it up?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You know, they were like several different ones, so it
wasn't one hundred percent of like which one you go for?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
The raisin ones. Uh is a thing, but it is
a joke about how uh from a Saturday Night Live
skit about how white people ruin things.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Right and they make.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It too milky wet. Yeah, So that's and if you
look up potato salad and Urban Dictionary and some of
the definitions of what it entails, it's I think it's
rather disturbing. I think it's rather disgusting and concerning. That
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entire site is concerning. Yeah, I mean, whoever thought of that,
good for them. Well, and the part two that's misleading
is you don't know if it's all real, right exactly.
You don't know if somebody just made that stuff up
just to be funny, which is fine.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, that's the thing about the Internet in general. Yeah,
you don't know if it's real or not. At least
I'm I'm becoming more and more on that train of
I don't even fucking know if this is real or not.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I don't have time to worry about it.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
How did all that information get there? Did somebody sit
down and write all the code and put in all
the definitions and all.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You know what I'm saying. That's take a lot of
work a long.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Time to do it, and it seems like it just
kind of here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So I don't know if these are really good or not,
but these are funny insults from Urban Dictionary. Dick ass. Uh,
my dickass husband won't run to the store to buy
me more cigarettes and wine coolers. I'm gonna start using
that one decades. A douche bagette. Okay, my teacher gave
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me detention. She's such a douchebag atte it's a female version, Ah,
got it? But a bag itt. It's like a roll,
isn't it with a long trace of bread that's crusty, delicious,
a verg it's a virgin.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh god, I finally found at least one potato salad.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's fuck. It's like, Okay, that doesn't seem right.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Okay, it sounds like you need to get that checked.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Uh. Mediocremant Okay, she told me I wasn't driving as
badly as I did last time. She rode with me.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
What a mediocremant? Okay, So it's like a mediocre compliment,
but also, yeah, woman ears oh ones that hear everything.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
He told my mom. She looked like she lost weight,
but she had her woman ears on and yelled at
me for calling.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Her fat ah, yeah lost an interpretation.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
A doggie nobber? What's a doggy noobber? Did you see
who Kyle went home with? He's such a doggy noobber?
A man who has sex with an ugly woman? Okay,
that must have been British douchenoggin. Okay, it's someone's whose
head is you know? Made of douche used in a sentence.
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You're such a douchenoggin. These aren't that bad. A ferger, yes,
fat harry, made of trash used in a sentence. This
guy works in the cubicle next to me. He's such
a ferger. He's somebody had to just make that up.
A sife. A sife, so is your face? Okay, I
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don't consider that an insult. A bieber used in a sentence.
What do you mean you don't want to get your
hands dirty? Don't be such a bieber because he's a
giant griner. Yeah, sure, I guess he is.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I don't know, right, doesn't work hard justin Bieber's never
worked on his own, meaning you.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Mean sure he's successful, has millions of dollars, private jets. Yeah,
that feels like it's like if you call me fat.
I'm like, okay, oh ye, that feels like you were like,
well you're fat. When did he get How old? Was he?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Fourteen?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Okay, is fourteen successful? That's what I was getting. What
do you think is networth?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
This? So from fourteen to however?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Is he's never had to do anything for himself?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No? So yeah, you got good for him? Absolutely again,
like we talked about earlier. Yes, he's never had anything
for himself. Also, he doesn't know what fun is exactly.
His fun has to include a private jet and all
those things are great, right, but he doesn't know what
it's like to sit around and just be somebody right right?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Networth what do you think lindsay two and fifty million?
I'm thinking it's more in like the three hundred range,
three hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
How old do you think he is right now?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
He is twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Thirty Okay, I was, I was. I don't think he's
reached thirty yet, but okay. In March March. Well, good
for him, Happy birthday, Bebes.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, got the beaver fever.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No, he's really good. I listen, I get it. He's
incredibly talented. Some of his songs, you're like, what the fuck?
Like he can sing when he isn't writing his stuff.
I think his stuff's really good. Oh yeah, for sure,
for sure he needed to do something with that damn mustache,
though it does not a good look for him.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah, if he still has it, I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
But yeah, the number of people that grow facial hair
when they shouldn't, right, right, it's the here's a if
you are balding or bald, do not grow a beard.
You look like you're compensating. Okay, Like I can't grow here,
but the look I can do it here, I got
it right here. Just let it fucking go, man, Okay again,
(06:14):
do whatever you want.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Are some bald men who have facial hair like goatee's
that they look it looks nice.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Don't ever say that sentence again, go teas rarely awesome.
I could agree with her on that one.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
If you're bald and have a full beard, it kind
of looks a little weird and funny, especially if it's
not an unkempt beard. Right, you don't put anything in it,
you don't brush it. It's just a bunch of curly
pubes upon your face.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
The only that looks weird. The only time a go
tea looks good is when it's long. If it's short,
I think you look like you are trapped in some
sort of youth ministry group.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I don't know. Bruce Willis comes to mind.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
He had bald head, but he had a short, trimmed
go tea.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I don't remember that, Okay, trying to think Boss had
a goateee, you know well, and.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Movies don't count because he's trying to portray a character, right, right, right,
And he always had kind of like a skullet thing
going on. He only went really bald in the later part,
like shaved it all. Yeah, And if you're like, if
you're leaving part of it, I think it's fine then
(07:24):
to have hair. But it just looks kind of off
when the tops bald. But you're growing a full beard. Yeah,
full beard. I will give you that.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
A goateee, you know, looks good. I don't think mustache
is by themselves should be a thing at all. Ever,
I know it was a huge Oh god, yeah, you
know our parents. I'm sure your dead had a mustache, right, Lindsay,
I'm sure your dad had a mustache. Like it was
a thing for our parents. That was the look, like
the beards are or are a look of this time,
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and it was the gateway.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah right, it was because you were supposed to be
clean cut, wear a hat, suit inside like all the time, right,
the first time to show like some personality, right, yeah right,
You're like, I'm gonna grow a mustag but not but
not on my face. And then it was side burns, right,
and then they got and then became the lamb chops.
You just slowly creeped down.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I'm not wrong, You're not wrong at all whatsoever. But man,
I see.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
People with just like kids these days. Think you just
have just a regular.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Mustache and a fucking mullet, And I'm like, you look retarded.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Do you know that? Right now?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You I'm sure you think you're the hottest ship right now,
but you look retarded. That mustache is not working for you.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, you just you're just trying to, you know, show
you can grow hair. By the way, if you are
typing currently an email to me to share how great
your facial hair is.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You have bigger problems in your life, you know, keep
sending them. If you are trying to take.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
A stance, send it, send it, Send a picture too.
I want to know.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I want to know your defense on why you're facial
hair awesome.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Fash your hair looks fucking awesome. If you say so,
sure listen. If you feel good with it, roll with it, baby.
I'm just saying, in general, there are a lot of
things I think don't make sense, so just roll with it.
It's like I don't think pineapple and pizza is good,
but fucking roll with it. If that's your thing, you
are more than entitled to do that. Fucking put fried
(09:22):
ocre on it. I don't give shit. It just ain't
my thing. And I think it's weird when you try
to balance the baldness.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
But it looks better. It does look better than just
a straight cueball fucking head, clean face.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
The only hair you have on your face is your eyebrows. Okay,
I'll meet you halfway. If you keep it kept so
you keep the lines clean and you keep it short,
I'm with you. But when you grow it out like
you need a fucking brush, like grizzly Adams type beer.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Then it's like, ah, shit, man. It's like people that
show up on that movie that TV show alone and
they show up with fucking beards, right, and you're like,
God damn man, you know you're gonna be out there
for a while. You're just asking for trouble. Shit gets
in it, fucking bugs, right. It's like women that show
up on that show with super long hair. I'm like,
(10:16):
what are you fucking doing. You're asking for something else
to take care of while you're out there, right, But
it looks so good though.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
It looks better than that shaved head Gorvin.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Now if I go on there, I'm gaining more weight
and I'm shaving my head, I'm shaving it all like
I'm going in dry.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
That would make sense. Gain the weight so you have
some room to move when it comes to you. Ain't
fucking eating for wow, right, And I give it the
whole head thing, you know, because that way you're not
having to worry about bugs or dry crustiness.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Or to keep their face warm.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
You can definitely make an argument for that. But you're
gonna grow some right because you don't like they don't
have razors on that show. Right, you can only bring
twelve items, and why are you gonna waste it on
a razor?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I thought on a loan you could bring as many
items as new.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
No, no, no, no no, you can only bring twelve
things and everything counts. You're allowed to bow pack, so
they have a certain things that they deem as the
bow pack. So like a oh shit, a quiver, an
arm protector, and your bow and they get nine arrows.
I think that counts as your bow pack doesn't count
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against your twelve. They give you a first aid kit,
doesn't count against your twelve. They give you a bare spray,
a horn, and a packed carried on doesn't count against
your your twelve.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Okay, but if you're wanting to carry razors or you know,
a pot, yeah, to cook, and.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
You're only allowed a certain sized pot. But like one guy,
he was like, I don't use a quiver. So he
used his quiver and before he left he covered it
in wax and he's using it to keep water in,
so he boils water, so he's always got water. Yeah,
that's brilliant, that's smart because it didn't count kids a twelve,
and now he's got something to hold water in. There
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you go. I don't think I ever make it on
that show. To be honest with him, My wife and
I were talking, that show is not about your skill set.
It's masked as that, right, because there was a guy
that's watching season ten right now, and he is from Arkansas.
He ain't never left Arkansas. He is a neck as
neck comes hu and whooping it. Made a table catching
(12:26):
fish on the first day, right, built a beautiful cabin
on the first Like this boy is fucking slain and
he ate something and it's tummy got fucked up and
he can't he couldn't eat, and he's like, this ain't
fucking good because it doesn't matter. Build the best cabin,
(12:48):
catch the best fish. He make one fucking side step right,
and it's over. One fucking guy on there gained weight,
he left his beard, gained weight, fucking killing it. Man
catching food, building sit it, walk in to go look
for things, fell fucking arrow, fell out of his quiver,
fucking right into his knee. Damn fucking done. It don't
(13:10):
fucking matter, right, One guy he's out there figured it out.
Man catching fish like so many fish, building a smoker,
and all of a sudden he's like since I have arrived,
I've cried every day. I missed my family so much.
I'm done poop. See you bitches. It ain't about survival, right,
(13:32):
It's about your fucking head. How are you when you
are alone? Right? One guy comes out there, he's like,
I ain't never been on a river. I can't catch
fish on anything. We hear fucking outdoor people say, oh,
I can never. I've always been able to start a fire.
Blah blah blah. First day fucking drops his fishing line,
doesn't know where it's fucking at.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Why because it's invisible, it's fishing.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Right, Just didn't bring a fucking flint because he's like,
why I know how to make fucking fire? I don't
know a bit because it's fucking wet. Right. Have you
tried rubbing two sticks together? That's what he had to do.
That's what he had to do. Was not easy. So
now the mental game isn't Hey, it's I'm a fucking idiot.
You're adding to the problems.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Why make it more difficult for himself?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
But that's humans. That is what we do. That's why
that show is. I'm so enthralled with that show. One
guy that's on there. He grew up on some like
not on the grid, and like admits that he was
a part of a group like to learn how to
rebel against the government. Like it's fucking crazy, right, he
(14:39):
he's got no problem. First day he almost killed a moose,
all right, yeah, and you're just like that is not
an easy thing. But had the confidence to wear all
like all that stuff. You know, he missed because he
didn't see a twig. But like he's calm about it,
Like he's been through fucking ordeals.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Man, killing a moose on a show like that sounds
like a great idea, But you got drag them mofucker back.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Anything you say yes to, you're saying no to a
bunch of other shit. And so he kills a moose, Guys,
what he's got to fucking do. Cut a part of
moose and fucking carry it back in twelve trips yep. Yeah,
and then when you get it, where do you put it? Right?
You gotta store that shit. You got a lot going on.
One of the guys he caught like he went to
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check his his gill net and he put some drop
lines and he got there and his drop lines were moving.
He's like, shit, so he fucking caught like seven fish
and he's standing on the brink and you're he's like,
oh my god, I'm gonna eat him so and then
he went, oh no. It really kicked in realized what
am I gonna do with all this fish? I'm not
ready to store all this fish? Right. One guy, he's like,
(15:45):
I'm catching a fish every day, that's the goal. And
he's like, I'm eating what I'm catching because I don't
know what the fuck's gonna happen tomorrow. And that's the
right game planeh One guy he did one season. He
did all the things, build a thing, put it up
high so the fucking bears couldn't get it. I mean,
he was killing it. He was not prepared for wolverines
who don't give a fuck. Just you don't know. It
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is really ego to be like I can do this.
I wontder how long.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Until we've got a televised version of surviving the game?
I remember that or whatever where they're hunting actual humans.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I think I think the only way I think you
would see that or even try to be out there
is if a bunch of people got behind the idea
that that group of people aren't good, right, I mean
what we talk society has done that, so it's not
a giant reach. It could happen, right, Think about Native
(16:43):
Americans and the Canadians were the worst at that. They
take Native Americans from their land, give them over to
the church to take to re transition them, and the church,
who are supposed to be all these good people, end
up fucking killing them, burying them, incinerating babies like they
were not good people, but they were. Society believed that
(17:05):
these the Native Americans were bad people.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Right, We could totally make that game work in today's society.
You don't actually kill them, right, but there is one
person that's being hunted and if you can get away
right from these people that are hunting you, you're.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Like what a million dollars or whatever is that? What
like the go in prize rate is for it not
like an actual execution, but like he in ultimate, heide
and seek ultimately.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yes, yes, you gotta do what you gotta do. You
gotta survive out in the woods or whatnot. It's much
like ice Tea had to and you gotta you know,
keep away, try not to get marked.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I guess you know.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
They use paintballs or we'll figure all that out later on.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
But I think I think there might be something there,
like drop two people in like somewhere in North Canada
and be like, you gotta find the other person. If
you do, you get you got to try and not
get caught, right for seven days whatever, you got to
try and catch him.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Whoever succeeds gets a million dollars. By the way, there's
people that are trying to hunt you, but they're not
really going to kill you. They're just gonna blash you
up with some paintballs.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
There's a movie, a movie about that, I think Anna
Kendrick Okay, oh yeah, not too old. Self Reliance I
think is the name of the movie. Yeah. It's a
where he finds out he's on a game where people
are hunting him. Okay, but he gets recruited to be
(18:37):
in the game. Right. Dissatisfied, Tommy is invited by actor
Andy Samberg to join him in a limo. In a limbo,
Andy reveals that the company had hired him to approach him,
had been tracking him for a while and once to
see if he would like to continue on adventure where
(18:57):
he could win money interest. It's a pretty good movie.
It's pretty good. And they can't hunt they can they
got to try and kill you, but they can't kill
you if.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You're with somebody, Okay, So as long as you got
somebody next to you, yeah, you're all right.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah. So in like one of the scenes, he the
main character, hires a homeless person to be around him,
like I'll give you food, money, and but he can
never leave his side and they develop a friendship and
shit like that. Right on one other time, his roommate's like,
you got to sleep in the bed next to me.
(19:32):
And he wakes up and the roommate's gone, and he's
running through the house because now there's someone in the
house chasing him because he's by himself, and he storms
into the bathroom and his roommate's taking a shit. He's like,
what are you doing. He's like, I'm taking a shit.
Continue pooping. There's somebody that's truths like you don't ever
do that. He's like, what not take a shit. It's
(19:53):
a pretty funny storyline. And then Anna Kendrick gets involved,
and then there's a twist and yeah, okay, and it's
unclear if Anna Kendrick's hunting him or she is also
in the game too fair enough. Yeah, that's a pretty
good movie. Sounds like a good, good flick. It's it
isn't alone, but alone is easily the best, still the
(20:14):
best showing that America's Got Talent, easily the best show
on television.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I can honestly say I've never watched a single episode of.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
The Long One. Mary's Got Talented, brilliant.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
It is good.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
It's brilliant. I'm sure it is. I'm sure there's some
very talented people out there. It's not about talent. To me,
it's not about talent. It is about these people who
do weird fucking things, and like, I'm gonna go on
a fucking show and dance with my dog. You're like, goddamn, OK.
My kids are like, Dad, you should go. You should
go do magic on America's Got Talent. Like that's the
fucking worst idea I have ever heard.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
No, what you should do is combine your high karate
and magic. Nobody's ever done that before, Right, I think
you might have something there.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Put it together. Boom, not high karate, not magic. I
do a couple of tricks. You can decide which one
I'm speaking of. If you were gonna go on America's
Got Talent, lindsay, what would your talent be?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I guess I'd have to go with singing.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
That would be it.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I don't think they'd send me to Hollywood, but that
would be first thing.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
That's the first thing they came to my mind, simply
because I like to do the karaoke whatever and and uh,
I can make a work for a little while.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
But outside of that, we're.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You're gonna watch me fucking miss Baskets from the other
side of the stage trying to throw some disc golf.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Ah man, I'll tell you what my talent is, sitting
on my ass and playing video games for three hours.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
What are you doing here? I'm gonna play video games?
What a Saturday Night Live skit? That would be? Right?
Oh fuck, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Or you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna roll a joint
and fucking play video games.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
What do you What are you here for? I'm gonna
Saba Tad's relationship. All right, we'll give it your best
for you. Right, what would you do? M cook make
a pizza? That'd be an asshole?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I don't know, right, right, Well, then the judges got
to eat the pizza. Oh god, and this Simon be like,
this is the worst pizza I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I've mentioned to Mike, I'm like, we should do a
pizza reality show where you come on and you got
to make a fucking pizza and we get to go.
That's fucking garbage because there are so many bad pizzas
out there. Mike's you know, Mike's too nice. He's like,
I'm not gonna tell someone their shit's bad. Why not?
Why not? He's king pizza. Let him let them people wait?
Even well, what can I do to make a better? Yeah?
(22:40):
That this ain't This ain't fucking help.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Does the winner get their own pizzeria?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
They get a position at an Andolini's.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I know people that have pizzerias and their pizza sucks, Yeah,
and they think it ain't good. I can think of
a few around here, right, They're like, it's so good.
I'm like, if you say so, yeah, you know you
think about it. They don't.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
There's a lot that like the Great American Bake Off. Right,
they have baking shows, they have cooking shows of all shorts,
but they don't have one that's dedicated strictly to biza.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
There is a show called will It do?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Will it? Is it pizza dough? Okay? And like is
it pizza though? And the person goes around to different
pizza places, mostly on the East Coast, and you get
to see like he introduced like weird pizzas and then
he takes it back to a guy who's considered one
of the best pizza people in America and he and
(23:36):
he's like, is it pizza though? And he's like no,
or he's like, well, because meat, sauce, cheese is really
the parameters, right, He's like, I guess it could be pizza. Yeah, Okay.
He looks so fucking inconvenience the whole time. He's like
annoyed with anything. Yeah, like one of them had gold
flakes on it or something. He's like, I mean it
is pizza. I wouldn't eat I wouldn't ever get in this. Yeah,
(24:00):
but there might be something there.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
You should pitch that to A and E or something
whatever whatever whatever, sure them too. You know, I don't
know where to go the ideas for shows, but somebody
will pick it up.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Be Bobby Flay is also a pretty fantastic show when
you the idea is he come for those who don't
know it. Bobby Flay, celebrity chef, he's on there. He
brings on two chefs, they compete with an ingredient. He
picks that. One of them then gets to move on
to compete against him, and they get to pick what
they're cooking. So like, if your thing is fucking epananas
(24:36):
and you can go. You get to make corn epananas
or whatever, and then Bobby gets to make it. But
Bobby doesn't try to make it authentic. He just makes
it taste good, right, and so a lot of times
he kicks people's ass on their dish because he's just
trying to make it taste good. Man. He is a
world class Yeah, true, But the point being is, listen,
(24:56):
people get hung up on like it's gotta be authentic. Hey,
mac cheese is fucking this and this and this, and
he's like, fuck that, I'm gonna put fucking something delicious
in it.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, I'm the same way.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
That's why I don't make my meat loaf the traditional
way people ketch up a barbecue sauce on it. I
don't mess with any of that. You know, cheese, a
couple of garlic, different spices or whatever that's it, you know.
And I was having a conversation with my girlfriend the
other day because she's like.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I love meat loaf.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I was like, I'll make you one, dad, and so
I did, and I was like, you know my mom,
My mom's fucking meat loaf.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
God bless her soul. Was fucking shit.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
It's all there was to it, you know, as ground beef,
some chopped up onions and fucking catchup. Very limited, very limited.
So I was like when I was started getting I
was like, well, I don't have to make it like this.
I can make a fucking meat want any way that
I want. So I chose the way that I make it,
and it seems to be all right.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
So I get you, Bobby. I got you best when
I ever had bacon. Okay, right, you cook it bacon,
chop it up, then caramelize on in the fucking bacon fat,
then put all of that into the fucking meat and
then whatever season needs, and it's like it's a fucking
game changer. I have tried a bacon wrapped meat loaf once.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I made it, cheddar cheese on the inside, cheddar cheese
on the outside, wrapped a bacon blah, blah blah. It
just it seems like anytime I wrap something at bacon,
there's a huge parts of it that don't get cooked
all the way, and I'm just like, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Or one piece gets over. Yeah, no, these are it's
already cooked bacon inside the loaf or the wad. I
have to keep that in mind. Then that sounds delicious.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Of course, bacon makes everything better anyway.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
So yeah, it's like meatballs. When people make meatballs and
they're always like, oh, it's just beef and pinkle, bitch.
Put some fucking sausage in that fucker, right, Spice it
up a little bit, so good. Fuck, just meat balls.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
That's all you're eating is just meat balls, right, no
fucking crazy, nothing's fancy about it.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah all right, Uh, you guys have a great week.
Thanks rocking home on Thursdays. Coming up, Get the iHeart app, sorry,
get the iHeartRadio app. Make sure you are listed. Aide
chip finally kicked in.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, you're lagging a lot lately, so it's you know
a lot of down signs the chip, the chip chip.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I don't want to pay for the upgrade. What I'm saying,
you're still running on the pre version Yeah fucking egg.
You guys have a great week. We'll talk to you later.
Thanks for listening to us.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
See ye
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