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Speaker 1 (00:13):
I don't know what it is about going to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Every time I need to go, there's always someone in
there cleaning every time.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Well, would you rather go into a dirty, stinky bathroom?
To be honest, The majority of the time I go
in there, it's dirty, so it's not like I'm reaping
the benefits of a clean bathroom.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
You get the smell of fabuloso.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Is that what that smell is? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Okay, yeah, the smell of fabuloso.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
It's good.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
It's too strong for me really, yeah, pine salt top
of girls.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, I'm a vinegar smell guy. Like that's what I want.
Oh yeah, yeah, because it goes away really fast. Okay, okay,
well do we their own? But like some people like bleach,
what what is the fabuloso thing?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Is that? Like like your mom used fabuloso?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
No, I just discovered it ten years ago something like that. Yeah, yeah,
And I just like the smells like this smells delicious.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It doesn't.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It's not overpowering like pine salt is. You know, it's
overpowering as in like you know, like bleaches, you know,
And I'm like, yeah, it just it just smells good.
But much like you know, those are the products. You
just walk in and you're like, yes, it smells clean.
It smells like somebody's been cleaning in.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
To me, it smells like someone's trying to make it
smell clean.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
To me, real clean is a neutral smell. Okay, if
it smells like if I go into a bar and
it smells like ammonia or bleach, I'm like.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Ah, fuck, yeah, someone threw up.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah no, they're trying to cover up another smell right.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Right. If you go into a sex shop and it
smells like bleach, that's a total different story.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I'm just in what smell do you want a sex
shop to be like when you go in?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Okay, that's not fun.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Okay, Because like I go into a pizza place, I
wanted to smell like a pizza place. I want to
smell Italian food or the oven.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
If I go into an Italian place, I want a
barbecue place. I want to smell like hickory or cherrywood
or the smoke, right, Like, that's what I want. If
I go into a steakhouse, I want it to smell
like grilling.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Right.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
So if you're going to a sex shop, do you
want it to smell.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Like sex smells like, but.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
In line with everything else.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yes, it should. It should.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I think maybe you know, when.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
You get like a new pool inflatable, right, or an inflatable.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Pool smell latex?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah, I think that's a good smell, or leather or
combination of the two, you know, leather and latex.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I think is good for a sex shop smell.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Okay, what about.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Yeah, that's not bad. I was thinking more of like
a some sort of scented candle that kind of puts you.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
In the mood.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Oh, okay, I don't even think about that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well, I mean I think that's a whole other question, right,
I was thinking cotton candy, because what's a smell? What
is the smell you want to smell for a turn
on smell? Like, if you what is the smell that
is a sex smell? Not the smell of sex? Right,
It's not a desperation and musk?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Alcohol?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, depression, regret?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
No, Like, what is a smell that You're like, yes,
because to me it's cotton candy.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Okay, So, for the worst reason possible, your lady sprays
on some cotten candy body spray.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You're like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Like yeah, yeah, I don't smell red door and go
fuck yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Right, like yeah, like a good cologne.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, lindsay a good cologne.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
It feels like a pretty broad stroke, so cool water
does it for you?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You said a cologne, A good cologne. A lot of
people think that's a good colone. That's why they still
sell it out.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Right, right, I like savage is a good one.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I don't even know what that is. Who makes that?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
I don't know who makes it?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Please tell me your man.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
He does when I feel like buying it for him,
he won't buy it because it's too expensive. But I
don't know who makes it.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Smell that's sexy, that's fun, right, because like, oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It's two hundred and fifty five dollars.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
No, not everywhere.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I mean, they sell it also at Walmart, So I
don't know know they don't. You're right, because I'm just
looking at fucking Walmart and making that up.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
You can't get it at Walmart.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
There's a lot of things they say they sell Walmar
like online, yeah, right, that you don't get in the store.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It's still the same thing, yeah, for sure, for sure.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
A smell that's.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Sexy fucking chocolate chip cookies are always good.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Okay, vanilla vanilla?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yeah, yeah, Bacon is a good smell, Like can you
walk into a house, it's like, hey, you guys.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Just kind of get my dick card dollars.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah, yeah, you're absolutely right.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It's a good smell. I love it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And if my wife was making bacon, be like, fuck yeah,
but I'm not like you're gonna fucking get it tonight
because you're making some fucking thick bacon.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I uh god, this was years years, years ago, years ago. Fuck,
I was still yeah, I was in my early thirties
at this point, and maybe I just turned thirty anyhow,
So there was this gall at the bar that I was,
you know, cotton I was talking with or whatnot. And
you know, they have these parties, Pheromone parties, right, you
(05:40):
know what I'm talking about. They're called Pheromone parties. And
this is it'll all makes sense here in a minute.
But at these pheromone parties, and I've seen this on
the TV, and you just go up and you sniff
the right there at the base of their neck, right
and that you know, if if if you were you know,
you find that smell pleasant. And you guys are a match.
(06:01):
All right, guys should stop and talk.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
But but are you spritsing? No, you're not spreads ying.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
This is your natural scent, because everybody has a natural scent,
right and uh, And so I had seen that.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
On the television.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
And then I was talking to this girl and and
I go without her fucking noticing, which is creepy as fuck,
byy the way when I say that loud, but you
know we're talking or whatever, so it's not you know,
we're according I guess that's the word to go with there.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
And she smelled like a craazy, fucking pork chop.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
And I said, oh, this isn't gonna work at all whatsoever.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
And I fucking left. I left.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
But yeah, bacon pork chops not a good sexy smell.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
That's that's interesting because I think a fair like that
type of thing.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Like that is like my wife. I know my wife's smell.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Fucking weird to say, but it's like, over time, I've
learned that smell. Now, maybe on a subconscious level, there
was some pheromone thing that I couldn't detect, that I
couldn't identify as a smell, right, Like that subconsciously I
picked up on, but overwhelmingly you're like going, I don't
(07:20):
know if that would have worked a.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Little weird, but you know, I mean people do all
kinds of things when it comes to dating, weird shit,
you know, just trying something different, and I'd seen that.
I was like, well, that's fucking that's weird.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
No, you're right.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
If you are single and you are in dire knee,
if you want to advance the timetable of meeting someone,
you will start believing bullshit like horoscopes, right, or pheromone
parties or it's destiny because we both fucking swiped right.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Bro, whatever it is, right, Sometimes it works sometimes to
whatever the case is. But yeah, when when you want
to break that dry spell, we like, we talked to
that listener, you know, for our listeners or Rosom. He's like,
I've been on a bit of a dry spell, you know,
and it's like seemed like he had been on a
bit of a dry spell for like a year. So yeah,
if that's the case, you're gonna go to these silly
parties or whatever it is to to.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Make that happen.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Not for me, though, right, maybe there is some people
that do it because they just that's they don't want
to go to a bar, and that's their way to
meet people. By the way, I don't think there's anything
wrong with speed dating, Pharamen.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I don't think there's anthing wrong with that.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Now, whatever works for you.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
If you want to speed up the prince, you know,
speed up, or try to change life's natural decisions, then
so be it. We want all the wars. Go do
whatever you want. Yeah, but I think that when you
try to force things is when it never it rarely
works out.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Ye falls Well, I think I've never done the speed dating.
I've only seen it on movies and television or whatever,
and I'm like, uh, okay, I've never been a one
to go to like I've seen this. I've seen it
at a fucking church here in town and it was
like sing night or whatever on like Tuesdays or whatever,
where they they meet in the fellowship hall and that's that's,
(09:06):
you know, gather together and hopefully you can get a
date from there.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Never was one for those either.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No. I feel like at a church, like I'm like,
it's like when you go to a state a resort
and then they also want to talk to you about
a timeshare, Like there's this.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Other thing they want to.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Do, right, which is I get it if you if
that's your thing, you don't care about that, But I'm
not interested. I'm here to speed date.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Before we get to the bitches, have you taken Jesus
Christ as your personal lord?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I don't think like speed through the process, But I
think speed dating is so fascinating. Meeting people that way
is so like trying to decide whether you want to
hang out with someone or have go on a date
or take you to the next level or whatever. That
looks like, how that's so weird and how many people
look down on it so much?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Right, But then they'll open.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
An app on their phone, never meet the person, only
talk to them in their face. Yeah, and a fake
picture with dogs or from above or whatever, and then
they'll go and fuck like, yeah, that's completely Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
I don't have to get dressed up and be around
all these other people that are in the same Lacina
conference room, you know, nerves and whatnots. It's easier to
hide behind a keyboard and a screen than it is
to have to go and face.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
All that stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, that's why I think about like when the pheromone
thing you're bringing up and people.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Go, what's your it's your natural, it's.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
The Neanderthal back, like the old like fuck all that.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
What are you talking about.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
You're wearing clothes, goddamnit, right, you're using a pencil fucking paper.
That isn't there's nothing old school animalistic about what you're doing. No,
And you got to keep in mind those cabmen probably
smelled like ass.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, yeah, sway ass.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Sweaty ass, crack example, gross dirt.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I think about that too when you watch.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
This is an interesting thing because we were talking about
Game of Thrones and those type of shows and how
they show them, and they would show them with like
giant food, food spreads.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
They had a couple basic things, that's it, right, right.
There was no fucking spices, not in the spectrum that
we understand them.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
No, No, because all that was still fresh and new.
That's spice trade.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yes, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, and even then it was a commodity like it wasn't.
You didn't just fucking throw salt on something, right, or
fucking cinnamon.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Most expensive salt ever.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Yeah, but you're a king, you're gonna afford that, yes,
but the food it wasn't like it was like a
fish and some sort of avian thing maybe.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Right, mostly brothy stuff.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Right, maybe you'll get you a deer or something like that,
or a bore. Oh, definitely, Sweets were a rare commodity, yes,
oh yeah. The idea of beers, right, and monks and
their ability to make beer is based off of getting
nutrients and vitamins and things in a beverage form when
they were fasting, so like that's why they drank so
(12:07):
much then.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I like thinking about when people like, oh the old
times you can do about the fucking sod roof and
the amount of water and trying to find a log,
people like, oh the log cabin, that looks awesome.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
What the fuck are.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
You talking about? Logamon?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Finding a log, cutting it down, moving it to where
you're at, debarking it.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Right, it's a lot of hard work.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
And lifting identical to that one, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Doing that ninety times by yourself, also not trying to die.
It's fucking wild to think about that to me when
we're like the good old days, right, Like fuck that
air conditioning all day?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Yeah, I was just trying to look and see like,
what were you typical food's been for for like kings
and stuff like that, and heah, you're right, basic stuff,
you know, roasted or served in eyes. A lot of
pies back then.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Not pie in the sense that you think of cobbler
or it's just a fucking like more of a not
a type of thing.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Right, or like a shepherd's pie or something of that effect.
Lamb venison and swan, we're the most fun swan.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That sounds so gross.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
We have duck, we have goose, but we have a swan.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Which is protected. Now you can't eat swan. I fucking
wish we could fuck swans, right? What a swan ever
do to you?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
They fucking peck at you when you go near them.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
They're like they trying to bite you like ducks. Ducks,
same thing.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
That's why duck's deliciese.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Especially this geese out there at the bass pro there.
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
We could, you know, lop their heads off and eat
them and be all right with cox.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
What what is a geese or a swan?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
They're they're a duck with a fucking complex like right,
they's got this giant fucking ego like I'm a fun
fucking bigger than a duck.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Fuck you, and I'm.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Gonna cross this road and take my sweet ass. I'm
doing it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, tall fucking short, long neck fuck you, are't you?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah? Duck is good. Though I have never had duck,
I ever had, seriously like it.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I see it at the grocery store, right, and I'm like,
m maybe next time.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I always pass it up.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
And I don't know if it's the fear of making
it and fucking it all up and then ruining my
taste for duck and I'll never have duck ever again,
sure you know, or the fact that I don't know
how to cook it. There's a lot of things I
go in there. Sometimes it's the price factor. The price
is the one thing that I don't reason why I
don't get Lamb. I see Lamb there, Lamb chops, Lamb
shank and all the shit I've had LAMB before. Lamb's
really fucking good. But you know, I'm not paying sixty
(14:40):
bucks for those rack.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I don't disagree. Fuck damn, I don't disagree.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I think if you're gonna have duck or Lamb and
you've never made it, fucking let someone else do it.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yeah, that's a good way.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
You know, you're getting it the way it's supposed to
be rather than you're like, ah, fuck, I saw it on.
Hold on, let me pull up my YouTube could make
duck breast.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I like Duck.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
To me, it's like a it's like a a really
good piece of dark meat on chicken.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Okay, okay, but with it's.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
With fat, like I don't know how to describe it,
but it's more of a dark meat that's so goddamn good.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
I've never had duck nor goose.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Goose is trash. They playing a game.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
To make Goose good is to grind it and make
Gooseberger out of it.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
I do like to arrange them at the Walmart in
a freezer section though.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So it says Dug, Dug Goose. So next person, do
they sell goose at the store? Yeah, and Duck and Duck.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
I thought that because I thought you had to go
to some high end specialty store Ryan to get this stuff.
And I'm like, it's in the fucking freezer bend at
the Walmart, not the one that I cracked my head on,
But you know, I like it.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
There.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
There are certain things I won't buy a Walmart, and
I feel like duck would be one of them. And
it's not a knock against Walmart. It's I just can't
imagine there's that much Walmart getting churned through. So I
don't know how long it's been in the goddamn freezer section.
It's like buying certain Asian foods. I'm going to the
Asian market to buy it because I know it says
(16:10):
it sat on the shelf for nine days, and like,
well fuck it, when that.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
One's gone, we're not ordering anymore because no one goddamn
orders it.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Yeah, apparently, I mean they've been doing it for a
while and they keep it in stock, So I guess
people do like the Walmart duck.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I don't know what kind of duck is it?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Never does it matter?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Like what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Yeah, Like there's different I mean there's is it a mallard?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Does it make a difference?
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Is it a blueing teal?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Does it make a difference?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
It taste different?
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Well, I think there's would be like farm ducks, you know,
like you know, because they like cattle farms and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, yeah, but that's like chicken, right, Like there's different.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
There's different ritals of chicken, and you don't go to
the store and go, ah, fuck this, this is fucking
uh poofy poofy or whatever the fuck chicken names are,
right or.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Cow like, No, this is East You're in fucking cow, right, right.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
It's just it's just fucking beef.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
We say that, but that's just what they tell us
it is.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
It could be fucking horse meat for all.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
We know, right, right, But it's like like wagoo beef
or whatever. I'm like, yeah, it's fine to me. It's
not worth the money you get on it. I don't
think it cooks that well, like you know steak when
you get it rare and it gets the red in it.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Wroh my god.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Right, Okay, so just a quick Google search says it's
a white peking duck p e k peking peaking Okay,
that is sold in most most commercially Yeah, peaking peking ducks.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
So like what you would get from like Asian restaurants.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Or peaking duck at a restaurant is like a certain way.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
It's cooked.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
With the head on it. If I'm not mistaken, it's
got the fucking they leave the goddamn head on it.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
It says this white pecking duck peaking duck is the
the most widely used breed since it has a tender,
mild flavor that is not gaming like other types of duck.
Market Okay, it's just there.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
But I think every animal species has different types. Like
you don't go to a strip's place and go, is
this a fucking Jamaican prawn?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Is this a Thailand prawn?
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Right?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Is it a tiger? You don't you go, I don't
fucking know.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
I got this from Louisiana Bubba Gump Shrimp Company.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Come on, now, I think it's only been ten years
since I realized there are different levels of crab.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Wow, okay, right, there's king crab, there's blue crab, there's
soft shell crab.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
All different, they all taste.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Different, apparently, I guess you're right. You think a crab,
you think of the long legs.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, no, that's just one type, just one type of
crab of a fucking sea bug.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Okay, see cockroach.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, things we eat that were like that's so awesome. Yeah,
rolls and swine, Yeah, like that's not that great, but.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
It is the most delicious fucking animal out of all
the animals that I've ever eaten. I'd have to say pig.
Maybe that's the top five, top five animals to eat you,
that's the most versatile. You know, you can eat almost
any part in every part of a pig. They don't
do that with calbo.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah they do. Yeah, cow tongue, the tongue. Nobody's eating
fucking pig tongue that we know of. Yes, but you
eat pig ear.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
But people don't exactly if they don't eat cowliers.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
They eat fucking pig feet. Right, you don't eat fucking
horse feet that I know of. Right, they do have well, oxtail,
same basic thing.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Okay, have you ever had ox heyl?
Speaker 4 (19:34):
No?
Speaker 5 (19:35):
I see it at the store and I'm like, I
have no idea what I'm gonna use this for, so
I don't ever get it.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Cheeks might be the most weirdest thing I've ever eaten.
Been like, fuck, that is good. Yeah, cheek on goats,
cheek on horses.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Was it like Tobezer or some shit like that, or
I forget the name of it. I don't remember.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
I forget the name of Barbaco or something as goat Yeah, yeah, And.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Every time I've had him, like fuck that is goddamn.
Tongue's really good.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Yeah, I have no no want to eat like pig feet.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
I see those in the jar.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah, you know I've had the brain before we did
that here on the show.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
That wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, yeah, I'm good on all that.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
When it comes to like strangest things of eating the
tasted good though, I guess Barbara Coo.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Last trip, my wife and I went to Mexico together,
just us. We got into town early, and so we
went into town and had street tacos, right, and we
went to a place and we got like some of
everything right, and I was like, you're sure on tongue.
I'm like, oh yeah, tongue's fucking good. And so we
got tongue and Theresa and Asada and Polo and like
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everything right, and we eat them and she's like, yeah,
that was okay, it was good. We go back to
the room. She gets fucking sick, like the sickest she's
ever been for like three days, and I just sit
in our room like we have a pull like in
her swim out thing, and I just sit there and
drink and check on her and whatever. Like she it's
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the worst she's ever been. And she's like, it was
the tongue. I'm like, you fucking ate the other tacos.
You're just assuming it's the tongue because it's the weirdest one, right,
She's like, no, it was the tongue for sure, but
you ate the tongue.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, But so look, this is weird.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I don't I don't know if it's because the show,
but I typically don't get food sick from like eating
bad foods.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Right, We've had a stomach some fucking bad shit.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
That's what I'm associating it with. But I also have
a weird thing, Like my wife will get poison ivy.
I don't get poison ivy.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Okay, see, I don't.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Think I get poison ivy either. I don't want to
test it, but I've come close enough to it, I think,
and I've never gotten it.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, Like my husband gets it really bad. Yeah, yeah,
I gotta look at it and I'll get it.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I'm fine, I'm good.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
Yeah that's him too.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yeah, Like my wife gets it super apparently. It's in
our bed, flower bed, and I've cleaned our flower bed
hundreds of times, never gotten it. She gets it, and
it's it. It's crazy how bad. It gets covered on
her and so she'll be, hey, there's some poison ivy
out there. She's like, how did you know it's poison IV.
I'm like, leaves the three, let it be more. She goes,
what are you talking about? I'm like, you don't know
(22:12):
that rhyme? She said, it's not three. I'm like, yes,
it is right there, one, two, three, And so I
go and pull it and she's like, you're not going
to use a glove. I'm like, no, I had no,
I'm not going to touch the leaf. I don't like
Lindsay said, I'm not rubbing it on my face taking fade.
But I'm also not I'm not fucking with it either.
And so I didn't realize that just touching the branch.
(22:33):
And I also didn't realize if you don't like you
have to get it down in the you have to
cut it, let it.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Die, and then pull it.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Oh pull the root.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah you can't.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
You're not supposed to like just pull it, which is
what I fucking do. I just because it's not very tall,
it's like, you know, maybe.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
A foot tall round. You just want to get it
out of there. Yeah, it's like, see all this talk
about making me itches.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I guess I'm good.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Apparently some people just the in in the air literally,
like you said, in the air, it can get they
can get it, yea.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah. So because she's.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Near me and I would have pulled in there, she
would get some on her. Yeah, she would hit you
and then be itchy, yeah, and then have her allergic
reaction where marriage.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
So I don't know if it's like like maybe I
would have gotten it, but I just or I'm oblivious
to it too, Like if I'm shooting my brains out,
I don't go, oh God, I ate some I'm like,
I'm that my stomach's kind of fucking upset, right, you
just kind of.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
We had this thing Lindsay one time with someone on
the show and he got his wisdom teeth pulled and
you would have thought he had a cease twins sea section.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Like he was fucking down and out and we were
all like, what the fuck man man up? Yeah, Well
he was twenty three, twenty four and it's the first
time he'd ever had anything medically done to him.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
So I can only imagine at that point that it
felt like a goddamn hen to him.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Yeah, yeah, we're calling him Johnny.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
We're like, you fucking pussy man up.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
That's fucking nothing, but to eaches everybody, life is people
are nuanced.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Man, life is fucking complicated.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
And so like, maybe I've shipped my brains out so
long and so many times it's.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Very maybe my maybe I've got this wrong.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Maybe I'm intervenating that my stomach's really strong and I
can handle anything when really it's not. And I'm just like, yeah, shit,
my brain's out.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Nobody, it's your own mental thing, it's all. Maybe that's
what it is.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Right, Yeah, you're probably right.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
You're like, no, he loves me. No, he's fucking abusive.
What are you talking about it. That's the way it's
always been.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
That's just the way.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
That's not the way you love people. That's fucked up.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Well, I know, right, And you finally realized when you're like, right,
I have been shitting my brains out because of the
ship that I've been eating.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Right, because when someone goes, oh I have the stomach
flu or food poisoning us associate, Well, I've shipped my brains.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I don't. I don't know see what the big fucking deal is, right.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
You take whatever you know and place it into their
fucking situation and you have no idea what it's like
for them.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Right. That's fun right, That doesn't mean love, right, Right,
it's funny how we do that?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
And you think about like Dave Grohl and his wife,
right and that, and that they've went together twenty one years,
and they're like, how could he do that?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
And that thing? Fuck? I don't know because people are
fucking weird.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, there's no way to how could someone Why would
Dave girl do that?
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Why would someone cheat on you know whoever? You're like,
because fucking life's weird. Man, we got tired of a shit.
It was an opportunity thing. There's a lot of reasons
I could have.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Been well, and you again, you take your thing and
you're like if.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I were Dave Girl and had all these things, but
you forget the people are fucking weird and they all
have their weird shit, and right you're like, ah, I
just like to eat my fucking juice and fuck horse.
Apparently it's a porn star by the way, really, oh great.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
What are you owe? Grating? What's wrong with being a
porn star? Nothing great? I don't know. I mean, why couldn't.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
I don't know, there's no.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Reason why couldn't it have You're the one that said it.
I'm trying to understand your your statement.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
I don't know why. Why couldn't it have been someone unfamous?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I mean, just because you're important, don't mean you're famous.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Well, but you're thinking like it was just something like
Beggy that works at the fucking research.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Or something out I GA or whatever.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Yes, exactly, some random persons. Random person here I am
in middle of America. Well you're kind of cute.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Come on, I mean it also could be that.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Yeah, just because somebody does porn doesn't mean they're successful
at it enough that they can't have a fucking job.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
That pays the bills.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
True statement.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I don't know enough people they you know, get asked
fucked to know how much it pays and whether it's
profitable or you know, I can only do it on Thursdays.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Well pay the bills now, because she's gonna get money
from him.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Maybe, I don't know what state will this happen to?
True dead And what if it's not really his kid?
What if she's a woman of loose morals, you know,
and it could be somebody else's and he just happened
to be the last person she slept with.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
That's a possibility too.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I mean, it could be she's never slept with anybody
and that's the only one, and it could be she
slept with the fucking thousand people. Yeah, nonetheless, he's on
the fucking list, the short list.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
I feel though that if he's coming out with it
with the news, then he's probably already knows, like there's been.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
They've done diligence. Yeah, you'd like to think, but again,
people are new, people have weird things. He might be like, Nope,
I don't care. I'm getting out in front of it,
right right, put the fucking statement out. He didn't fucking
sit down. And i'd like to think that, but again,
people are fucking weird. They climb into bear caves and shit,
and you're like, why, Yeah, God forbid, If I ever
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win a gazillion dollars, I will hire someone to just
be my fucking nuh right, get your hands out.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Of that, right, somebody to protect you from you?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
How is that so fucking hard for people?
Speaker 5 (28:04):
No, because ego, ego, get out of here. I don't
need you, I don't need your help.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
You know who I am.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
That's what wives and husbands are. They're essentially like, hey,
what are you doing? You're being fucking stupid.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Don't do bad, right, and then when they start slacking,
that's how they end up fucking some Becky that works
at the waffle house.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Becky waffle House? Who were you? I was?
Speaker 5 (28:29):
I was in a really famous band. Oh actually I
was in two really yeah? Yeah you might have heard
of him Nirvana? Fuck yeah I have yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah? Who else? Uh? The Foo Fighters Ship? Yeah, what happened?
I fucked Becky from uh from waffle house? Anyway? You
want to buy this fucking DreamCatcher.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Right right, I'll be your geek today barbecue by the way,
I'm here to deliver yea.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, I just need the coupon. I think he'll be fine.
But like the idea that that kind of shit can
take it away from you know, is fucking insane to me.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Yeah, look at.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Those Bill Gates and his old lady split up, right,
you know, for whatever reason he was, he was stepping out.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
I believe it was.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Yes, that's exactly what he was, yesh, Yeah, and she
ended up was like I don't know, millions of dollars whatever,
I don't know. I didn't keep up with it, but
just shows ship falls park wik Bill Gates.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
He's still probably got a billion.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Yeah, I want to I want to say seven hundred
and fifty million.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
No, not even fucking close.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
So Melinda got eleven billion dollars what eleven billion?
Speaker 6 (29:49):
Wow? And she donates.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I think she promised to give it all away. Oh yeah,
she said I will give it all away, and she does.
Like shit, she's going to be busy for the next
fucking eleven years.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Minimum one hundred and seventy eight billion, I think is
seventy eight billion dollars.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Fine, he's fine.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I mean, to be fair.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
You can't turn to anywhere without seeing Microsoft, whether it's
your terminal at the airport, going through the drive through
on the screen, like, how much again?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
One hundred and seventy eight billion? Holy?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
And he's not even the richest, no billionaire.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
No. And I think he's the ugliest though.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I think now they're all the same ugly at that point, right,
I think there is at some point you cross over
a threshold where the consequence is irrelevant, right, And I
like a lot of NFL owners are that way. A
lot of when you you cross over a threshold that
it doesn't matter. You can't punish me enough. Even if
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you're like, you fucked up. Let's just use elon right easily,
the rich person in the world. You fucked up, we're
taking all your money, he's going to go fuck you
see in court and he'll.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Fight it forever, right, drag it to fuck out because.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
The moment he pauses you from taking the money and
he like, at best, you're gonna get half, right, and
he's gonna be fine.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
And he's got the money to afford the attorneys to
sit there and drag issues.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
He's gonna be a millionaire.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
So even if you do half, he would get five
hundred billion.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah right.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
So like let's say they take three quarters of it,
you still get two hundred and fifty billion. The difference
between one hundred billion and one billion is not comprehendible.
Ninety nine billion to be exactly, I mean.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Visual, it's not comprehendible. Yeah, yeah, I think the difference
between like a million let's see if I can find it.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Real quick, just to fuck your head up, right, million
and billion, Yeah, here it is.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
So the difference between million and billion in seconds a
million seconds is eleven days.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Okay, it's a long time. That is million seconds. A
billion seconds is thirty one years. Wow, Yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
That's a big difference. That's not a big difference. That's
a fucking crime. Like if you were thirty one and
got with.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
A new an eleven month old, right, a thirty one
and an eleven day you're eleven.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Day old, eleven day old.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Do you see what I'm saying? You still have to
wait sixteen years right in.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Some states for it to be right. That's how fucking
far off that is. Yeah, that's fucking insane, man.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Good for them and the billionaires and their giant Scrooge
mcdug fucking vaults of money. Yeah, good for them, that's
all I can say about that.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Now with that being said, I would totally pound a
shit out of Melinda Gates just you know, have some.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Of that game.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah, one hundred billion in seconds is thirty two hundred years.
Damn A million seconds A one hundred million is so
what a tenth of that? Why wouldn't you just tell
me the number? Fucking crazy dude? When thinking about that ship,
it fucks my head up. And that's why I hate
when people are like, Oh, they're the common Joe, They're
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the common.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
What the fuck are you talking about, Dan?
Speaker 4 (33:14):
They ain't nothing common about.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Them, not even their names.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Nope.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
She's kind of.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Rough in the face. But I think I can still
get with her.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Who Melinda Gates? Yeah, I'll bet you can't. Wow, I'm
sure I couldn't. But if the opportunity arose itself, you know,
presented itself standing beat uh huh, opportunity presents itself one
uh cash, one bill Huh.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
You can't get with Melinda Gates.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
I can't. I can't.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
She walks into fucking.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Down pump, right.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
She supports many groups I can here, supporting combat vets.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Yes, absolutely showing up.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I'm sure she.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Would be very welcome to there, Oh for sure. Yeah,
they're very nice there, but they may have a couple
of issues with her if she doesn't ring the bell.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Fuck, she's out you.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Ring for her? Right, I'll give you one.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Photo evidence while she's napping off your fucking pounding, right,
you fucking snap a selfie?
Speaker 4 (34:15):
Yeah, all curled up next to her.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Yeah, sure, absolutely done. In the event that she ever
ends up in tolls at the town pop yes, yeah,
or wherever you can't give your vacation in Florida.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well she just happens to stay at
the roadway, right because.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
They got a pool.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
And she's there to provide medical attention when you scratch
your face on the bottom after a fucking bunch of hams?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
How do we not know that?
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Like, you know, she's like, listen, I'm trying to stay incognito.
I'm not gonna be at like the fucking Ritz Carlton
or what the fuck ever?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
You know, So like, yeah, I'll stay at the Ramata.
Yeah it's possible, Yeah, one hundred percent. Listen.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Life is fucking complicated. I think we've demonstrated that already.
So you know, I just need you need to divide
photo evidens.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
You can't provide me with her underwear. That doesn't work.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Oh no, what about an id that says Melinda, I
don't want to steal an idea.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
I think that's a bad idea.
Speaker 6 (35:12):
No, you have to take a selfie.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Like if I could close enough to fucking steal her
driver's license, that's good.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
No, that's gotta be good.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
She'd easily go take a piss at the pomp. When
you take a purse. Right, I'm sure she's roll with
no fucking security, none at all. Man, I'm sure when
she leaves her burking bag on the fucking table top, right,
it's a joke that not a lot of people are
gonna get. By the way, very exclusive bag. All right,
you guys have a good week. I'm glad we got
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all that figured out. I didn't know what we were
going to talk about, so the fact that I went
to that is extremely fascinating to me.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
So it wouldn't have it any other way.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, Yeah, all right, you guys have a fantastic week,
and thanks for hanging out with to us.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Yeah, Bobby,
I don't know what it is about going to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Every time I need to go, there's always someone in
there cleaning every time.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Well, would you rather go into a dirty, stinky bathroom?
To be honest, The majority of the time I go
in there, it's dirty, so it's not like I'm reaping
the benefits of a clean bathroom.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
You get the smell of fabuloso.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Is that what that smell is? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Okay, yeah, the smell of fabuloso.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
It's good.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
It's too strong for me really, yeah, pine salt top
of girls.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, I'm a vinegar smell guy. Like that's what I want.
Oh yeah, yeah, because it goes away really fast. Okay, okay,
well do we their own? But like some people like bleach,
what what is the fabuloso thing?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Is that? Like like your mom used fabuloso?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
No, I just discovered it ten years ago something like that. Yeah, yeah,
And I just like the smells like this smells delicious.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It doesn't.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It's not overpowering like pine salt is. You know, it's
overpowering as in like you know, like bleaches, you know,
And I'm like, yeah, it just it just smells good.
But much like you know, those are the products. You
just walk in and you're like, yes, it smells clean.
It smells like somebody's been cleaning in.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
To me, it smells like someone's trying to make it
smell clean.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
To me, real clean is a neutral smell. Okay, if
it smells like if I go into a bar and
it smells like ammonia or bleach, I'm like.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Ah, fuck, yeah, someone threw up.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah no, they're trying to cover up another smell right.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Right. If you go into a sex shop and it
smells like bleach, that's a total different story.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I'm just in what smell do you want a sex
shop to be like when you go in?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Okay, that's not fun.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Okay, Because like I go into a pizza place, I
wanted to smell like a pizza place. I want to
smell Italian food or the oven.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
If I go into an Italian place, I want a
barbecue place. I want to smell like hickory or cherrywood
or the smoke, right, Like, that's what I want. If
I go into a steakhouse, I want it to smell
like grilling.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Right.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
So if you're going to a sex shop, do you
want it to smell.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Like sex smells like, but.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
In line with everything else.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yes, it should. It should.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I think maybe you know, when.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
You get like a new pool inflatable, right, or an inflatable.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Pool smell latex?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah, I think that's a good smell, or leather or
combination of the two, you know, leather and latex.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I think is good for a sex shop smell.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Okay, what about.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Yeah, that's not bad. I was thinking more of like
a some sort of scented candle that kind of puts you.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
In the mood.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Oh, okay, I don't even think about that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well, I mean I think that's a whole other question, right,
I was thinking cotton candy, because what's a smell? What
is the smell you want to smell for a turn
on smell? Like, if you what is the smell that
is a sex smell? Not the smell of sex? Right,
It's not a desperation and musk?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Alcohol?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, depression, regret?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
No, Like, what is a smell that You're like, yes,
because to me it's cotton candy.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Okay, So, for the worst reason possible, your lady sprays
on some cotten candy body spray.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You're like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Like yeah, yeah, I don't smell red door and go
fuck yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Right, like yeah, like a good cologne.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, lindsay a good cologne.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
It feels like a pretty broad stroke, so cool water
does it for you?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You said a cologne, A good cologne. A lot of
people think that's a good colone. That's why they still
sell it out.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Right, right, I like savage is a good one.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I don't even know what that is. Who makes that?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
I don't know who makes it?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Please tell me your man.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
He does when I feel like buying it for him,
he won't buy it because it's too expensive. But I
don't know who makes it.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Smell that's sexy, that's fun, right, because like, oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It's two hundred and fifty five dollars.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
No, not everywhere.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I mean, they sell it also at Walmart, So I
don't know know they don't. You're right, because I'm just
looking at fucking Walmart and making that up.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
You can't get it at Walmart.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
There's a lot of things they say they sell Walmar
like online, yeah, right, that you don't get in the store.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It's still the same thing, yeah, for sure, for sure.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
A smell that's.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Sexy fucking chocolate chip cookies are always good.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Okay, vanilla vanilla?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yeah, yeah, Bacon is a good smell, Like can you
walk into a house, it's like, hey, you guys.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Just kind of get my dick card dollars.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah, yeah, you're absolutely right.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It's a good smell. I love it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And if my wife was making bacon, be like, fuck yeah,
but I'm not like you're gonna fucking get it tonight
because you're making some fucking thick bacon.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I uh god, this was years years, years ago, years ago. Fuck,
I was still yeah, I was in my early thirties
at this point, and maybe I just turned thirty anyhow,
So there was this gall at the bar that I was,
you know, cotton I was talking with or whatnot. And
you know, they have these parties, Pheromone parties, right, you
(05:40):
know what I'm talking about. They're called Pheromone parties. And
this is it'll all makes sense here in a minute.
But at these pheromone parties, and I've seen this on
the TV, and you just go up and you sniff
the right there at the base of their neck, right
and that you know, if if if you were you know,
you find that smell pleasant. And you guys are a match.
(06:01):
All right, guys should stop and talk.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
But but are you spritsing? No, you're not spreads ying.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
This is your natural scent, because everybody has a natural scent,
right and uh, And so I had seen that.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
On the television.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
And then I was talking to this girl and and
I go without her fucking noticing, which is creepy as fuck,
byy the way when I say that loud, but you
know we're talking or whatever, so it's not you know,
we're according I guess that's the word to go with there.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
And she smelled like a craazy, fucking pork chop.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
And I said, oh, this isn't gonna work at all whatsoever.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
And I fucking left. I left.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
But yeah, bacon pork chops not a good sexy smell.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
That's that's interesting because I think a fair like that
type of thing.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Like that is like my wife. I know my wife's smell.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Fucking weird to say, but it's like, over time, I've
learned that smell. Now, maybe on a subconscious level, there
was some pheromone thing that I couldn't detect, that I
couldn't identify as a smell, right, Like that subconsciously I
picked up on, but overwhelmingly you're like going, I don't
(07:20):
know if that would have worked a.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Little weird, but you know, I mean people do all
kinds of things when it comes to dating, weird shit,
you know, just trying something different, and I'd seen that.
I was like, well, that's fucking that's weird.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
No, you're right.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
If you are single and you are in dire knee,
if you want to advance the timetable of meeting someone,
you will start believing bullshit like horoscopes, right, or pheromone
parties or it's destiny because we both fucking swiped right.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Bro, whatever it is, right, Sometimes it works sometimes to
whatever the case is. But yeah, when when you want
to break that dry spell, we like, we talked to
that listener, you know, for our listeners or Rosom. He's like,
I've been on a bit of a dry spell, you know,
and it's like seemed like he had been on a
bit of a dry spell for like a year. So yeah,
if that's the case, you're gonna go to these silly
parties or whatever it is to to.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Make that happen.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Not for me, though, right, maybe there is some people
that do it because they just that's they don't want
to go to a bar, and that's their way to
meet people. By the way, I don't think there's anything
wrong with speed dating, Pharamen.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I don't think there's anthing wrong with that.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Now, whatever works for you.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
If you want to speed up the prince, you know,
speed up, or try to change life's natural decisions, then
so be it. We want all the wars. Go do
whatever you want. Yeah, but I think that when you
try to force things is when it never it rarely
works out.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Ye falls Well, I think I've never done the speed dating.
I've only seen it on movies and television or whatever,
and I'm like, uh, okay, I've never been a one
to go to like I've seen this. I've seen it
at a fucking church here in town and it was
like sing night or whatever on like Tuesdays or whatever,
where they they meet in the fellowship hall and that's that's,
(09:06):
you know, gather together and hopefully you can get a
date from there.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Never was one for those either.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No. I feel like at a church, like I'm like,
it's like when you go to a state a resort
and then they also want to talk to you about
a timeshare, Like there's this.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Other thing they want to.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Do, right, which is I get it if you if
that's your thing, you don't care about that, But I'm
not interested. I'm here to speed date.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Before we get to the bitches, have you taken Jesus
Christ as your personal lord?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I don't think like speed through the process, But I
think speed dating is so fascinating. Meeting people that way
is so like trying to decide whether you want to
hang out with someone or have go on a date
or take you to the next level or whatever. That
looks like, how that's so weird and how many people
look down on it so much?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Right, But then they'll open.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
An app on their phone, never meet the person, only
talk to them in their face. Yeah, and a fake
picture with dogs or from above or whatever, and then
they'll go and fuck like, yeah, that's completely Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
I don't have to get dressed up and be around
all these other people that are in the same Lacina
conference room, you know, nerves and whatnots. It's easier to
hide behind a keyboard and a screen than it is
to have to go and face.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
All that stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, that's why I think about like when the pheromone
thing you're bringing up and people.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Go, what's your it's your natural, it's.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
The Neanderthal back, like the old like fuck all that.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
What are you talking about.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
You're wearing clothes, goddamnit, right, you're using a pencil fucking paper.
That isn't there's nothing old school animalistic about what you're doing. No,
And you got to keep in mind those cabmen probably
smelled like ass.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, yeah, sway ass.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Sweaty ass, crack example, gross dirt.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I think about that too when you watch.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
This is an interesting thing because we were talking about
Game of Thrones and those type of shows and how
they show them, and they would show them with like
giant food, food spreads.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
They had a couple basic things, that's it, right, right.
There was no fucking spices, not in the spectrum that
we understand them.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
No, No, because all that was still fresh and new.
That's spice trade.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yes, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, and even then it was a commodity like it wasn't.
You didn't just fucking throw salt on something, right, or
fucking cinnamon.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Most expensive salt ever.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Yeah, but you're a king, you're gonna afford that, yes,
but the food it wasn't like it was like a
fish and some sort of avian thing maybe.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Right, mostly brothy stuff.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Right, maybe you'll get you a deer or something like that,
or a bore. Oh, definitely, Sweets were a rare commodity, yes,
oh yeah. The idea of beers, right, and monks and
their ability to make beer is based off of getting
nutrients and vitamins and things in a beverage form when
they were fasting, so like that's why they drank so
(12:07):
much then.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I like thinking about when people like, oh the old
times you can do about the fucking sod roof and
the amount of water and trying to find a log,
people like, oh the log cabin, that looks awesome.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
What the fuck are.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
You talking about? Logamon?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Finding a log, cutting it down, moving it to where
you're at, debarking it.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Right, it's a lot of hard work.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
And lifting identical to that one, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Doing that ninety times by yourself, also not trying to die.
It's fucking wild to think about that to me when
we're like the good old days, right, Like fuck that
air conditioning all day?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Yeah, I was just trying to look and see like,
what were you typical food's been for for like kings
and stuff like that, and heah, you're right, basic stuff,
you know, roasted or served in eyes. A lot of
pies back then.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Not pie in the sense that you think of cobbler
or it's just a fucking like more of a not
a type of thing.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Right, or like a shepherd's pie or something of that effect.
Lamb venison and swan, we're the most fun swan.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That sounds so gross.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
We have duck, we have goose, but we have a swan.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Which is protected. Now you can't eat swan. I fucking
wish we could fuck swans, right? What a swan ever
do to you?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
They fucking peck at you when you go near them.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
They're like they trying to bite you like ducks. Ducks,
same thing.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
That's why duck's deliciese.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Especially this geese out there at the bass pro there.
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
We could, you know, lop their heads off and eat
them and be all right with cox.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
What what is a geese or a swan?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
They're they're a duck with a fucking complex like right,
they's got this giant fucking ego like I'm a fun
fucking bigger than a duck.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Fuck you, and I'm.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Gonna cross this road and take my sweet ass. I'm
doing it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, tall fucking short, long neck fuck you, are't you?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah? Duck is good. Though I have never had duck,
I ever had, seriously like it.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I see it at the grocery store, right, and I'm like,
m maybe next time.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I always pass it up.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
And I don't know if it's the fear of making
it and fucking it all up and then ruining my
taste for duck and I'll never have duck ever again,
sure you know, or the fact that I don't know
how to cook it. There's a lot of things I
go in there. Sometimes it's the price factor. The price
is the one thing that I don't reason why I
don't get Lamb. I see Lamb there, Lamb chops, Lamb
shank and all the shit I've had LAMB before. Lamb's
really fucking good. But you know, I'm not paying sixty
(14:40):
bucks for those rack.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I don't disagree. Fuck damn, I don't disagree.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I think if you're gonna have duck or Lamb and
you've never made it, fucking let someone else do it.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yeah, that's a good way.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
You know, you're getting it the way it's supposed to
be rather than you're like, ah, fuck, I saw it on.
Hold on, let me pull up my YouTube could make
duck breast.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I like Duck.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
To me, it's like a it's like a a really
good piece of dark meat on chicken.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Okay, okay, but with it's.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
With fat, like I don't know how to describe it,
but it's more of a dark meat that's so goddamn good.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
I've never had duck nor goose.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Goose is trash. They playing a game.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
To make Goose good is to grind it and make
Gooseberger out of it.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
I do like to arrange them at the Walmart in
a freezer section though.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So it says Dug, Dug Goose. So next person, do
they sell goose at the store? Yeah, and Duck and Duck.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
I thought that because I thought you had to go
to some high end specialty store Ryan to get this stuff.
And I'm like, it's in the fucking freezer bend at
the Walmart, not the one that I cracked my head on,
But you know, I like it.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
There.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
There are certain things I won't buy a Walmart, and
I feel like duck would be one of them. And
it's not a knock against Walmart. It's I just can't
imagine there's that much Walmart getting churned through. So I
don't know how long it's been in the goddamn freezer section.
It's like buying certain Asian foods. I'm going to the
Asian market to buy it because I know it says
(16:10):
it sat on the shelf for nine days, and like,
well fuck it, when that.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
One's gone, we're not ordering anymore because no one goddamn
orders it.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Yeah, apparently, I mean they've been doing it for a
while and they keep it in stock, So I guess
people do like the Walmart duck.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I don't know what kind of duck is it?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Never does it matter?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Like what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Yeah, Like there's different I mean there's is it a mallard?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Does it make a difference?
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Is it a blueing teal?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Does it make a difference?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
It taste different?
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Well, I think there's would be like farm ducks, you know,
like you know, because they like cattle farms and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, yeah, but that's like chicken, right, Like there's different.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
There's different ritals of chicken, and you don't go to
the store and go, ah, fuck this, this is fucking
uh poofy poofy or whatever the fuck chicken names are,
right or.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Cow like, No, this is East You're in fucking cow, right, right.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
It's just it's just fucking beef.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
We say that, but that's just what they tell us
it is.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
It could be fucking horse meat for all.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
We know, right, right, But it's like like wagoo beef
or whatever. I'm like, yeah, it's fine to me. It's
not worth the money you get on it. I don't
think it cooks that well, like you know steak when
you get it rare and it gets the red in it.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Wroh my god.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Right, Okay, so just a quick Google search says it's
a white peking duck p e k peking peaking Okay,
that is sold in most most commercially Yeah, peaking peking ducks.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
So like what you would get from like Asian restaurants.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Or peaking duck at a restaurant is like a certain way.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
It's cooked.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
With the head on it. If I'm not mistaken, it's
got the fucking they leave the goddamn head on it.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
It says this white pecking duck peaking duck is the
the most widely used breed since it has a tender,
mild flavor that is not gaming like other types of duck.
Market Okay, it's just there.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
But I think every animal species has different types. Like
you don't go to a strip's place and go, is
this a fucking Jamaican prawn?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Is this a Thailand prawn?
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Right?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Is it a tiger? You don't you go, I don't
fucking know.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
I got this from Louisiana Bubba Gump Shrimp Company.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Come on, now, I think it's only been ten years
since I realized there are different levels of crab.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Wow, okay, right, there's king crab, there's blue crab, there's
soft shell crab.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
All different, they all taste.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Different, apparently, I guess you're right. You think a crab,
you think of the long legs.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, no, that's just one type, just one type of
crab of a fucking sea bug.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Okay, see cockroach.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, things we eat that were like that's so awesome. Yeah,
rolls and swine, Yeah, like that's not that great, but.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
It is the most delicious fucking animal out of all
the animals that I've ever eaten. I'd have to say pig.
Maybe that's the top five, top five animals to eat you,
that's the most versatile. You know, you can eat almost
any part in every part of a pig. They don't
do that with calbo.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah they do. Yeah, cow tongue, the tongue. Nobody's eating
fucking pig tongue that we know of. Yes, but you
eat pig ear.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
But people don't exactly if they don't eat cowliers.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
They eat fucking pig feet. Right, you don't eat fucking
horse feet that I know of. Right, they do have well, oxtail,
same basic thing.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Okay, have you ever had ox heyl?
Speaker 4 (19:34):
No?
Speaker 5 (19:35):
I see it at the store and I'm like, I
have no idea what I'm gonna use this for, so
I don't ever get it.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Cheeks might be the most weirdest thing I've ever eaten.
Been like, fuck, that is good. Yeah, cheek on goats,
cheek on horses.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Was it like Tobezer or some shit like that, or
I forget the name of it. I don't remember.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
I forget the name of Barbaco or something as goat Yeah, yeah, And.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Every time I've had him, like fuck that is goddamn.
Tongue's really good.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Yeah, I have no no want to eat like pig feet.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
I see those in the jar.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah, you know I've had the brain before we did
that here on the show.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
That wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, yeah, I'm good on all that.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
When it comes to like strangest things of eating the
tasted good though, I guess Barbara Coo.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Last trip, my wife and I went to Mexico together,
just us. We got into town early, and so we
went into town and had street tacos, right, and we
went to a place and we got like some of
everything right, and I was like, you're sure on tongue.
I'm like, oh yeah, tongue's fucking good. And so we
got tongue and Theresa and Asada and Polo and like
(20:44):
everything right, and we eat them and she's like, yeah,
that was okay, it was good. We go back to
the room. She gets fucking sick, like the sickest she's
ever been for like three days, and I just sit
in our room like we have a pull like in
her swim out thing, and I just sit there and
drink and check on her and whatever. Like she it's
(21:05):
the worst she's ever been. And she's like, it was
the tongue. I'm like, you fucking ate the other tacos.
You're just assuming it's the tongue because it's the weirdest one, right,
She's like, no, it was the tongue for sure, but
you ate the tongue.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, But so look, this is weird.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I don't I don't know if it's because the show,
but I typically don't get food sick from like eating
bad foods.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Right, We've had a stomach some fucking bad shit.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
That's what I'm associating it with. But I also have
a weird thing, Like my wife will get poison ivy.
I don't get poison ivy.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Okay, see, I don't.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Think I get poison ivy either. I don't want to
test it, but I've come close enough to it, I think,
and I've never gotten it.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, Like my husband gets it really bad. Yeah, yeah,
I gotta look at it and I'll get it.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I'm fine, I'm good.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
Yeah that's him too.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yeah, Like my wife gets it super apparently. It's in
our bed, flower bed, and I've cleaned our flower bed
hundreds of times, never gotten it. She gets it, and
it's it. It's crazy how bad. It gets covered on
her and so she'll be, hey, there's some poison ivy
out there. She's like, how did you know it's poison IV.
I'm like, leaves the three, let it be more. She goes,
what are you talking about? I'm like, you don't know
(22:12):
that rhyme? She said, it's not three. I'm like, yes,
it is right there, one, two, three, And so I
go and pull it and she's like, you're not going
to use a glove. I'm like, no, I had no,
I'm not going to touch the leaf. I don't like
Lindsay said, I'm not rubbing it on my face taking fade.
But I'm also not I'm not fucking with it either.
And so I didn't realize that just touching the branch.
(22:33):
And I also didn't realize if you don't like you
have to get it down in the you have to
cut it, let it.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Die, and then pull it.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Oh pull the root.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah you can't.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
You're not supposed to like just pull it, which is
what I fucking do. I just because it's not very tall,
it's like, you know, maybe.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
A foot tall round. You just want to get it
out of there. Yeah, it's like, see all this talk
about making me itches.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I guess I'm good.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Apparently some people just the in in the air literally,
like you said, in the air, it can get they
can get it, yea.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah. So because she's.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Near me and I would have pulled in there, she
would get some on her. Yeah, she would hit you
and then be itchy, yeah, and then have her allergic
reaction where marriage.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
So I don't know if it's like like maybe I
would have gotten it, but I just or I'm oblivious
to it too, Like if I'm shooting my brains out,
I don't go, oh God, I ate some I'm like,
I'm that my stomach's kind of fucking upset, right, you
just kind of.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
We had this thing Lindsay one time with someone on
the show and he got his wisdom teeth pulled and
you would have thought he had a cease twins sea section.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Like he was fucking down and out and we were
all like, what the fuck man man up? Yeah, Well
he was twenty three, twenty four and it's the first
time he'd ever had anything medically done to him.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
So I can only imagine at that point that it
felt like a goddamn hen to him.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Yeah, yeah, we're calling him Johnny.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
We're like, you fucking pussy man up.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
That's fucking nothing, but to eaches everybody, life is people
are nuanced.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Man, life is fucking complicated.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
And so like, maybe I've shipped my brains out so
long and so many times it's.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Very maybe my maybe I've got this wrong.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Maybe I'm intervenating that my stomach's really strong and I
can handle anything when really it's not. And I'm just like, yeah, shit,
my brain's out.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Nobody, it's your own mental thing, it's all. Maybe that's
what it is.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Right, Yeah, you're probably right.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
You're like, no, he loves me. No, he's fucking abusive.
What are you talking about it. That's the way it's
always been.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
That's just the way.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
That's not the way you love people. That's fucked up.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Well, I know, right, And you finally realized when you're like, right,
I have been shitting my brains out because of the
ship that I've been eating.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Right, because when someone goes, oh I have the stomach
flu or food poisoning us associate, Well, I've shipped my brains.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I don't. I don't know see what the big fucking deal is, right.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
You take whatever you know and place it into their
fucking situation and you have no idea what it's like
for them.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Right. That's fun right, That doesn't mean love, right, Right,
it's funny how we do that?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
And you think about like Dave Grohl and his wife,
right and that, and that they've went together twenty one years,
and they're like, how could he do that?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
And that thing? Fuck? I don't know because people are
fucking weird.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, there's no way to how could someone Why would
Dave girl do that?
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Why would someone cheat on you know whoever? You're like,
because fucking life's weird. Man, we got tired of a shit.
It was an opportunity thing. There's a lot of reasons
I could have.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Been well, and you again, you take your thing and
you're like if.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I were Dave Girl and had all these things, but
you forget the people are fucking weird and they all
have their weird shit, and right you're like, ah, I
just like to eat my fucking juice and fuck horse.
Apparently it's a porn star by the way, really, oh great.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
What are you owe? Grating? What's wrong with being a
porn star? Nothing great? I don't know. I mean, why couldn't.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
I don't know, there's no.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Reason why couldn't it have You're the one that said it.
I'm trying to understand your your statement.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
I don't know why. Why couldn't it have been someone unfamous?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I mean, just because you're important, don't mean you're famous.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Well, but you're thinking like it was just something like
Beggy that works at the fucking research.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Or something out I GA or whatever.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Yes, exactly, some random persons. Random person here I am
in middle of America. Well you're kind of cute.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Come on, I mean it also could be that.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Yeah, just because somebody does porn doesn't mean they're successful
at it enough that they can't have a fucking job.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
That pays the bills.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
True statement.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I don't know enough people they you know, get asked
fucked to know how much it pays and whether it's
profitable or you know, I can only do it on Thursdays.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Well pay the bills now, because she's gonna get money
from him.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Maybe, I don't know what state will this happen to?
True dead And what if it's not really his kid?
What if she's a woman of loose morals, you know,
and it could be somebody else's and he just happened
to be the last person she slept with.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
That's a possibility too.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I mean, it could be she's never slept with anybody
and that's the only one, and it could be she
slept with the fucking thousand people. Yeah, nonetheless, he's on
the fucking list, the short list.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
I feel though that if he's coming out with it
with the news, then he's probably already knows, like there's been.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
They've done diligence. Yeah, you'd like to think, but again,
people are new, people have weird things. He might be like, Nope,
I don't care. I'm getting out in front of it,
right right, put the fucking statement out. He didn't fucking
sit down. And i'd like to think that, but again,
people are fucking weird. They climb into bear caves and shit,
and you're like, why, Yeah, God forbid, If I ever
(27:49):
win a gazillion dollars, I will hire someone to just
be my fucking nuh right, get your hands out.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Of that, right, somebody to protect you from you?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
How is that so fucking hard for people?
Speaker 5 (28:04):
No, because ego, ego, get out of here. I don't
need you, I don't need your help.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
You know who I am.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
That's what wives and husbands are. They're essentially like, hey,
what are you doing? You're being fucking stupid.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Don't do bad, right, and then when they start slacking,
that's how they end up fucking some Becky that works
at the waffle house.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Becky waffle House? Who were you? I was?
Speaker 5 (28:29):
I was in a really famous band. Oh actually I
was in two really yeah? Yeah you might have heard
of him Nirvana? Fuck yeah I have yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah? Who else? Uh? The Foo Fighters Ship? Yeah, what happened?
I fucked Becky from uh from waffle house? Anyway? You
want to buy this fucking DreamCatcher.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Right right, I'll be your geek today barbecue by the way,
I'm here to deliver yea.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, I just need the coupon. I think he'll be fine.
But like the idea that that kind of shit can
take it away from you know, is fucking insane to me.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Yeah, look at.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Those Bill Gates and his old lady split up, right,
you know, for whatever reason he was, he was stepping out.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
I believe it was.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Yes, that's exactly what he was, yesh, Yeah, and she
ended up was like I don't know, millions of dollars whatever,
I don't know. I didn't keep up with it, but
just shows ship falls park wik Bill Gates.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
He's still probably got a billion.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Yeah, I want to I want to say seven hundred
and fifty million.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
No, not even fucking close.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
So Melinda got eleven billion dollars what eleven billion?
Speaker 6 (29:49):
Wow? And she donates.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I think she promised to give it all away. Oh yeah,
she said I will give it all away, and she does.
Like shit, she's going to be busy for the next
fucking eleven years.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Minimum one hundred and seventy eight billion, I think is
seventy eight billion dollars.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Fine, he's fine.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I mean, to be fair.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
You can't turn to anywhere without seeing Microsoft, whether it's
your terminal at the airport, going through the drive through
on the screen, like, how much again?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
One hundred and seventy eight billion? Holy?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
And he's not even the richest, no billionaire.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
No. And I think he's the ugliest though.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I think now they're all the same ugly at that point, right,
I think there is at some point you cross over
a threshold where the consequence is irrelevant, right, And I
like a lot of NFL owners are that way. A
lot of when you you cross over a threshold that
it doesn't matter. You can't punish me enough. Even if
(30:46):
you're like, you fucked up. Let's just use elon right easily,
the rich person in the world. You fucked up, we're
taking all your money, he's going to go fuck you
see in court and he'll.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Fight it forever, right, drag it to fuck out because.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
The moment he pauses you from taking the money and
he like, at best, you're gonna get half, right, and
he's gonna be fine.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
And he's got the money to afford the attorneys to
sit there and drag issues.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
He's gonna be a millionaire.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
So even if you do half, he would get five
hundred billion.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah right.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
So like let's say they take three quarters of it,
you still get two hundred and fifty billion. The difference
between one hundred billion and one billion is not comprehendible.
Ninety nine billion to be exactly, I mean.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Visual, it's not comprehendible. Yeah, yeah, I think the difference
between like a million let's see if I can find it.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Real quick, just to fuck your head up, right, million
and billion, Yeah, here it is.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
So the difference between million and billion in seconds a
million seconds is eleven days.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Okay, it's a long time. That is million seconds. A
billion seconds is thirty one years. Wow, Yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
That's a big difference. That's not a big difference. That's
a fucking crime. Like if you were thirty one and
got with.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
A new an eleven month old, right, a thirty one
and an eleven day you're eleven.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Day old, eleven day old.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Do you see what I'm saying? You still have to
wait sixteen years right in.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Some states for it to be right. That's how fucking
far off that is. Yeah, that's fucking insane, man.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Good for them and the billionaires and their giant Scrooge
mcdug fucking vaults of money. Yeah, good for them, that's
all I can say about that.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Now with that being said, I would totally pound a
shit out of Melinda Gates just you know, have some.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Of that game.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah, one hundred billion in seconds is thirty two hundred years.
Damn A million seconds A one hundred million is so
what a tenth of that? Why wouldn't you just tell
me the number? Fucking crazy dude? When thinking about that ship,
it fucks my head up. And that's why I hate
when people are like, Oh, they're the common Joe, They're
(33:10):
the common.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
What the fuck are you talking about, Dan?
Speaker 4 (33:14):
They ain't nothing common about.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Them, not even their names.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Nope.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
She's kind of.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Rough in the face. But I think I can still
get with her.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Who Melinda Gates? Yeah, I'll bet you can't. Wow, I'm
sure I couldn't. But if the opportunity arose itself, you know,
presented itself standing beat uh huh, opportunity presents itself one
uh cash, one bill Huh.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
You can't get with Melinda Gates.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
I can't. I can't.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
She walks into fucking.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Down pump, right.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
She supports many groups I can here, supporting combat vets.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Yes, absolutely showing up.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I'm sure she.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Would be very welcome to there, Oh for sure. Yeah,
they're very nice there, but they may have a couple
of issues with her if she doesn't ring the bell.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Fuck, she's out you.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Ring for her? Right, I'll give you one.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Photo evidence while she's napping off your fucking pounding, right,
you fucking snap a selfie?
Speaker 4 (34:15):
Yeah, all curled up next to her.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Yeah, sure, absolutely done. In the event that she ever
ends up in tolls at the town pop yes, yeah,
or wherever you can't give your vacation in Florida.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well she just happens to stay at
the roadway, right because.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
They got a pool.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
And she's there to provide medical attention when you scratch
your face on the bottom after a fucking bunch of hams?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
How do we not know that?
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Like, you know, she's like, listen, I'm trying to stay incognito.
I'm not gonna be at like the fucking Ritz Carlton
or what the fuck ever?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
You know, So like, yeah, I'll stay at the Ramata.
Yeah it's possible, Yeah, one hundred percent. Listen.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Life is fucking complicated. I think we've demonstrated that already.
So you know, I just need you need to divide
photo evidens.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
You can't provide me with her underwear. That doesn't work.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Oh no, what about an id that says Melinda, I
don't want to steal an idea.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
I think that's a bad idea.
Speaker 6 (35:12):
No, you have to take a selfie.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Like if I could close enough to fucking steal her
driver's license, that's good.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
No, that's gotta be good.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
She'd easily go take a piss at the pomp. When
you take a purse. Right, I'm sure she's roll with
no fucking security, none at all. Man, I'm sure when
she leaves her burking bag on the fucking table top, right,
it's a joke that not a lot of people are
gonna get. By the way, very exclusive bag. All right,
you guys have a good week. I'm glad we got
(35:41):
all that figured out. I didn't know what we were
going to talk about, so the fact that I went
to that is extremely fascinating to me.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
So it wouldn't have it any other way.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, Yeah, all right, you guys have a fantastic week,
and thanks for hanging out with to us.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Yeah, Bobby,
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