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Speaker 1 (00:24):
We did a cool thing today. We called a winner
that won a national contest from Owasso.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
You say that's a one in a three million shots.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I mean it's a lot. It's a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah. Yeah, it's not like he just dropped his name
in a bucket. You got a little box or something.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh, that was a big Dale Dale, mayor of Ajasso. One.
He got two tickets to see Mammoth in Vegas at
the House of Blues. That's awesome. Meet and greet with
Mammoth to night, hotel stay for two people, round trip
airfare for two people five a gift card, and an
autographed Wolfgang Mammoth if you will.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Guitar, which I think. Yeah, pretty cool. He was excited. Yeah,
and he gets to take his dad in son.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Of a bit right right? Who my dad? Look? If
you could take your dad to anything today, Let's say
you get to bring him back from the dead. He's
a live like, doesn't look like he's not. He's normal
(01:36):
as you remember him. Where are you tak him? What
are you going to do? One event? You get to
go one event? Oh, I would.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Take him to see my kid play football.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's a good answer. Yeah, not what I thought you
were going to say, but that's a good answer. Concert
that makes me want to change my answer.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
That was actually the last event I took my dad too,
as a Fleetwood Mac concert.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, that's no. I know. That's why I thought that,
because you'd want to relive that moment himpy.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I was going to say George Strait concert, because I'd
love to see George straight myself, big country fan, you
know that would be awesome. But fucking a, I guess
I'm taking him over to my kid's house so he
can see his grand grand baby great great great great
grand babies for the first time ever. Okay, so here's
what we're gonna do. We're gonna still gonna go this
(02:30):
George Stray concert, but on the way.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You're adding, we're just gonna stop. This is literally on
the way, this is right right there, you know.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, right, thanks, Lindsay, I guess I'm not going
to a Cheos game taking them to my kid's piano recital.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh ship, I might have to do that too. You
went you did railed the train.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, my dad played piano.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
U huh, but you're just started playing piano, right, Yeah?
And you said you said football.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, okay, and there's only the one that's the that's
your favorite that plays football right now, right, Okay, See
he only gets to see one of his grandkids.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
But that's not true because my other two children go
to their brothers.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
But you're not the Yeah, yeah, but you're not seeing
them in action, right right right.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You stuck there having a babysit. Fuck you brought me
back from the dead to babysit's.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Can I go back already? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I think my dad would be okay with that. Yeah, probably,
I know my I know mine would. Yeah, what do
you think if your dad came back? What would be
the thing? He'd be like, what the fuck? I think
my dad if he came back, he'd go, what do
you mean? Corbyn's in charge of all the finances for mom?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh yeah yeah. Growing up, my brother was responsible with
like allowance and would say if I wasn't, So I
never had money in college. They had to give me
money all the time. So, uh and my dad I
got in fights about money all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
So as you grew up, the script kind of flipped
between you and your brother.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Uh No, my brother's pretty really good with money. Okay, Yeah,
he runs a business, so you gotta be good with money. Yeah, yeah,
he's His house was paid off in a short amount
of time. I mean he's yeah, my brother's really good
with money. But I think that would be the thing
and be like, oh years, Linda, if your dad came
back today and would be shocked to see, like, what
are you talking about? You own a fucking cat, Like
(04:37):
what's going on with you? You have dropped the F bomb
more in the last three minutes than you've ever done that.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh, my dad was My dad had a potty mouth,
So I'm trying to channel him.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Why would your dad be surprised you have a cat?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I mean, and he lives in your house, Like we
had a cat growing up, but it didn't live in
the house. And he called the cat Rambo. That wasn't
his name, but he called it Rambo because it would
go to the name house who had a woodpile, and
he would kill all the mice and he would bring
the mice back to our doorstep and leave them there
for treats. I guess, you know, so he you know,
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that was the only thing he liked about the cat,
But otherwise he was not a fan of cats.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
So we had my grandparents had a barn cat, and
barn cat come and go out of the barn anytime
it wanted. That's where it's a place to hang out.
Was it had a bed, That's where food and water was. Right.
Where did when you the cat you had, where did
it sleep? Uh?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
So you guys, this is just a question. So you
guys got a cat and it just stayed outside. You
got a cat, like, hey, look we got a cat,
and be like, bitch, you're outside right outside.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I just started showing up. Yeah, And we fed it,
and you know, when you start feeding a cat, it
keeps coming right there. And once in a while, I
mean it would come in the house. We took it
to the vet and you know, we gave it a
flea collar, and it would come in the house. And
but it didn't. It wouldn't stay inside. It liked being outside.
We didn't have a litter box for it. Like it
would go outside and go do its business.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
How we'll be doing whole things. Yeah, I hear you exactly.
So it lived for.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
About twenty seven years. My it had a stroke and
it it couldn't walk any longer. Like his two back
legs would no longer work, and my dad actually called
a vet to come to the house to euthanize him
after he had a stroke.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Uh and it had a stroke like on your property.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, yeah, what.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Do you think that cat was doing? You think it
was going? It had that set up at a couple homes.
Oh yeah, I do it. Oh yeah, I had to
go over here on a Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You know, it's got its own Friday night house that
it goes and hangs down and you know.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay, Uh so here's my question. When there was bad
weather like tornadoes, whatever, lightning, Yeah, snow, yeah, what did
you guys do with this guy? He would come in
the house from the winter, so he would come in
the house of the winter.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
He would come in the house, and did you give
him a bath or no? Ewade themselves.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
They licked themselves. They also climb under things up in
trees and.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah yeah, or he would or we would find him
in the garage, or he would sometimes our neighbor would
call and go, oh, tutors. That's what me and my
mom hilarious rambo.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
But different names.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
We had three different names because he originally we called
him Garfield because he was orange and then but for
my mom and I just called him tutor bugs or
tutors tutors. Yeah, would call him Rambo because he was always,
I mean, at least four times a week he was
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bringing mice to our back porch step dead mice.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I thought it was because he served in Vietnam.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, right, came back, wasn't wanted by anyone, had to
live in the woods, pushed out by society, killed an
entire police squad, and fucking went on with his life.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, I thought me just because he carried a knife
with waterproof matches and a compass in the handle that
never worked. Or I thought maybe he was called ramball
because it had a bandana tied around his forehead.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Call him Rambo because he's fucking ripped always with its
shirt off, right uh?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Or you tried to go find him in the woods
and could not find him? What about you can be
if your dad came back, what would be the thing
he'd be like? What the fuck? Probably all the men
that want to be women nowadays.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh so you went, I was thinking more of you,
like for me personally, not nothing I do would surprise
that guy at all, whatsoever?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Not the what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It would always be ah, well, that's awesome, congratulations. Having
an exorbitant amount of pets would not surprise that guy,
you know, he wouldn't be like.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Why do you have two dogs, a bunch of favorites
and a fucking iguana?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Well, Dan, that's just part of him. A lot of
them recently died.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You know, that wouldn't surprise because I've always been that way,
same way with you know, riding motorcycles and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Why now, I'm proud of you.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I'm glad that you overcame that obstacle in your life
and was able to get onto and that's all you
do now. So there's really nothing I don't think anyway
personally in my life that he'd be like, what the fuck?
You know what, you're dating a Filipino. He wouldn't fucking
argue about that. She's fucking hot to be like, yeah,
I know, right, thanks now.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
So do you be surprised that you're a forty nine
Ers fan?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
No, because we grew up. I grew up in California.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I grew and I was a forty nine Ers fan
when I was a kid, and that's the whole reason
why I went with the Niners, you know, as my
adult team, you know, so that wouldn't surprise him any
maybe if anything like what you're trying to eat healthy?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Right, I'm glad you brought that up because I wanted
to ask you about that, but I don't want to
stomp on it if it's your thing. Oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I got and I've got next week planned out already.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
So what does that mean for you eating health? Because
that means different things for different people, like eating healthy.
So so, and whose idea was it? It was my idea.
It's all my idea.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
And a lot of this is liver functioning centric, okay,
because I have, honestly, I've destroyed my I feel like
I've destroyed my liver in the past eight years, ever
since my divorce, I've been drinking goddamn every fucking day, right,
and sometimes it's getting fucking shitty wasted.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Sometimes it's just one or two drinks.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
And lately, as of late, and I say that, in
like the last six months, maybe a year, the universe
keeps subtly telling me, Hey, your liver's getting fucked up.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Your liver's getting fucked up. You need to fix it.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
And so I'm like, all right, I start doing some
research and to where I used to just eat what
the fuck you ever went over, didn't matter if it
was fast food or greasy food at the house or
whatever that is.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I was like, this has got to change.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Prime example, the box created ramens in there, right that
I would normally have for breakfast every fucking day. It
was a single ramen noodle. Have it for breakfast, to
go home, eat leftovers for lunch, and then for dinner,
eat whatever the hell it was, whether it's fried or grilled,
pork chops, steak, fucking whatever it was, just I don't
give a shit.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
So, I've gotten to this point where I'm like, all right,
I really need to fix this shit, be cause, all right,
I'm seeing that I'm feeling the signs, you know, a
little bit of pain and my liver area, and I'm like, okay, well,
we need to fix this before I end up the
second co host on this fucking show that's dead, you
know what I mean. Yeah, And I've got grand babies.
I want to see my other two kids have kids.
(11:38):
I was telling my youngest boy the other day when
he stopped by the house that I want I would
love to see great grandchildren, something my parents never gotten
to do.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
So with the lawmen noodles, go ahead. I here's what
I had for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
All last week, and then I'll tell you what I
had for breakfast this morning.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Ollkay.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So I've bought more fresh fruits and fetch tobles that
I ever have in my fucking life. Right, so, uh
for breakfast, it would be it would be like I
got like the stir fry kit, right, that's like it's
not frozen, it's all free.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
But Troy no, no, no, no yeah no. And those rice
low Mae noodles that are crunchy. No, we had that
when we were kids for poor food. Yeah, my mom
would make cookies out of those low May noodles.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
But no, it's like actual broccoli, carrots mixture like that.
So I'll put some of those in a bag, some
uh peppers, not like holopenios or hot peppers, but like
the sweet peppers, reds and oranges.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
And stuff like that. But those in a bag.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Throw some blueberries on top of that, a container of yogurt.
Wow yeah yeah yeah, and then and you'll see me
snacking them on there. I've got mixed nuts like walnuts, almonds,
casalty nuts, something like that, some flower seeds as well,
and uh, and I got a bunch of like sardines
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and shit, because one, I don't mind them. I think
they're good, but they're also from what the research I've done,
is good for you and good for your your liver
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So that's what I would have for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I'd have the vegetables and the yogurt, and then after that,
if I'm still a little hungry, that's when I snack
on the nuts and then the fiesh. Right, So that's that.
And I also, like, you know, I brought a fucking apple.
I've got a bag of apples at the house, you
know that with me and shit like that. So also
then this is gonna blow your fucking mind. And I
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can't believe I'm fucking doing it. And this is probably
the thing my dad would say, what the fuck I
uh this morning, because because I've ran out of all
my broccolis and all that shit. Right, So it was
the rest of the blueberries that I had, the last
couple of peppers that I had, the yogurts, and apple.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
And a whole fucking lemon.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I ain't fucking lying because the lemon, the citric acid
that's in it is good for your liver, at least
according to the research that I have done. And I
says to myself, this fucking sucks and I want to
punch a baby in the face. But if it's going
to help me, then I'm gonna go ahead and fucking
do it.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I mean, you can get citric acid in a few
other places you have to do the lemon.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
You are absolutely right, But a lot of the reasons,
like you know, the the anything that's really sour like that, lemons, limes,
shit like that is like really good for your liver.
And I'm like, I fucking hate lemons, but god damn it,
I'm going to fucking eat it because this I'm trying
to really fix this thing, man, change my life around
a little bit so I can live a little bit longer.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
So that's crazy, dude, isn't it? Though? Well, the whole
So there's two things. One, what you just explained is, wow,
good for you. You're not a guy who wraps its
arms around change unless it's your idea, right, and so
good for you. The other is, in all the times
I've known you, I've never seen you wear any other
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hat except up you're gimping a easy hat. And to
wear it for like a day because hey, she got
this for me is one thing. But you've been wearing
it every day, and that's that's two major life changes
for you.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
So this hat here, You are absolutely right. I usually
wear my gimpie hat. That's my signature. That's my I
want to say logo, but essentially your logo.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
That's me.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
My son gave me. My youngest son, the one who
is Witch named after me, gave me this hat for
my birthday the other day when he came over and
he knows I'm a big niners man, and I opened
it up and I was like, have you seen the
front of it?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Right? Yeah? Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
So I like, this is the coolest fucking hat that
I have ever seen in my life. And this has
just became my new favorite hat, thank you very much.
So I have since retired the the g hat and
I wear this one and and I fucking love I
think it's badass.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
That's wild, dude. Yeah, things are a change in in
yimpie land, right? Would you ever get a juicer next? Ah?
I mean, in all honesty, that would be an easy
way for you to get your lemon without having to
eat lemon, because you can mask it in other things.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, yeah, but straight to the source. Man, that's the
way I see.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
It is doing it.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I know it is, but there I don't know. For me,
I just feels like it's actually getting done. Actually fucking
eating an entire fucking lemon like an orange.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
So weird, so bizarre, and I, yeah, that's crazy because
I don't mind womon. I like lemon. There's absolutely zero
chance I'm eating a lemon never never know.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
It's disgusting, but whatever, if it's gonna help me, I
want to do it.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I'd rather squeeze lemon like on a salad or make
a fruits with a bunch of fruit together and then
put some lemon in that instead. It up kind of
cover up all the acidity. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
That's another thing I'm doing, is more salads and none
of that fatty dress and the branches and shit like that.
Fucking I've eaten so much goddamn fish and salmon and
like tuna and alast I felt great, like I feel amazing,
especially in the morning when I have that you know,
biggest vegetable fucking smorgash board to breakfast. I've got more
energy than I've ever fucking had. I'm like, well, this
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is wild. It is crazy. So if you see me
bouncing around, that's probably why.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I used to work with a guy who owned a
restaurant when I was in high school. And he would
sit and he would have his lemon, his chicken lemon
rice soup for lunch and he would eat a lemon,
but he would eat the rhine and all, and I,
how do you do that? And he goes, oh, well,
and he had he had a number of health issues,
but he said it was really good to cleanse his
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kidneys and his liver. And he would explain that it
was how good it was for his internal organs, the
rhine and all. Okay, it just blew my mind. But
he could just did it every day, the whole damn thing.
He would eat it like it was an orange.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah, that's what I'm working on. The new software update
on Gimpie is. I'm intrigued if we'll see him like
lemons right when he starts shrinking lemonade.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Right. My son asked me the other day, would you
like some lemonade? And I'm like no. I was at
B and B that's where it was at. I was
at B and B doing that remote and I was
talking to this couple and they were getting drinks for
date night or whatever, and I'm like, what are you doing.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
They're like like.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Some cherry limeade bullshit, And I was like, that sounds great,
minus the whole limaid would give or whatever. But who
knows what's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
You know. I never thought this change would happen, but
didn't think we'd ever talk about you and eating healthy
on the shell.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, so it eventually I will stop smoking, and eventually
I will start moving more, but baby steps at this point,
you know. And I think a diet right now is
a huge thing.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
You know.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
So the diet and start exercising, and you know, everything
else might just work its way out.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Would you ever go see a doctor and get a
blood panel done? I need to. I need to one
hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
That's part of the you know, one of the things
that's been running through my mind when the universe is like, hey, dude,
you need to fix your shit. Go get your blood
tests done, find out where you're at. Yeah, you know,
and so I probably will set up that appointment, you
know soon, you know, do it after the show or whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
And that's what I just did. And there were some
things we found out. I was like, huh okay, yeah,
but I've been doing them off and on for like
what years, so I can I can see where the
changes are if they're dramatic, Like if you did one
and came back and it showed let's just say one
area down right, that's all you got to go with, right, right,
You don't know what it's. Maybe it's always been there
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that number your whole life. Right.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
So, yeah, when they used to have the nurses come
in and do the wellness check, remember that, you know,
everybody in the office will line up and you get
your discount on your fucking insurance and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Well they stopped doing that.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
That's when I stopped doing all the other shit, right
you know, And so yeah, oh no, you still have.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
To go and do the wellness check.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I just don't don't come here, Yeah, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
It was like, whatever, you're gonna give me seventy five
dollars off of whatever, pay for it?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yes, hey for it, it is what it is. Well
good for you man, thanks man, Change change it isn't easy,
and a lot of people are afraid to change.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, I'm not a fucking head on with that bullshit.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
So random question, and maybe I'm setting you up here,
but uh is being in a relationship with somebody you
really like and that has a good head on their
shoulders also playing a factor in this, like you want
to be around it? Probably does? It, probably does.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I do it mostly for my own health because I
do not want my parents fucking died in their late
fifties early sixties, and and I don't want that to happen.
Take me to one hundred, take me my nineties. Like
I said, don't want to see these grand babies grow
up and possibly even great grand babies, you know. So
that's the biggest part of it right there is for
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those guys. And yes, having a great woman you know,
that has a great head on her shoulders and you know,
makes me want to be a better person, I think
as a huge factor.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, so you know who'll be working out going to
jiu jitsu right, ripped, can be yoga right right? Who
knows who?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I did check into a gym membership, but I was like,
fuck all that, man, I ain't paying that much money
home gym.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Dude, if you get a gym, I would be so
fucking annoyed. Why why I'm the most active person on
the show. Right. It's it's like when you got that
Bueno endorsement. I'm like, what the he know? He doesn't.
I'm like, he absolutely does. Yeah, that's what it was.
(21:36):
It was too it's having a couple of times, couple
of things. Whatever. I'm a whore for money. I'll tag
it right Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Speaking of if you want me to endorse your company,
just emailed me get gmo dot com.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Would you endorse the Cowboys, the Dallas Cowboys. Are they
giving me cowboy money? I mean you're getting the endorsement fee,
right right, right right? You know, yes, you got. You
gotta stay true to some things, and you have to
cheer them on. You can't say anything disparaging about them.
You have to wear Cowboys gear. You can't wear any
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other teams. Go God, walk around with a broken TV
everywhere you have to go. You have to wear the
hat that has their review star.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Oh god, no, Because there's been a couple of endorsements
that I've turned down based on my beliefs and uh,
like what they wanted me to fucking endorse the COVID vaccine,
and I said no. They wanted me to endorse an
electric vehicle. I said no because I that's not for me.
That's not that's not me. And so to be honest
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with you, know, you can take Dallas Cowboys money and
shove it up.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
You're smelling has Dallas Cowboys endorsement. It's hard enough to
endorse the Cowboys. Well, good for you man, Thanks man.
Life is about change, makes it more memorable. All Right,
We're gonna let you guys go. We'll talk to you
guys again next week. And thanks for hanging out with us.
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Seea bye bye
We did a cool thing today. We called a winner
that won a national contest from Owasso.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
You say that's a one in a three million shots.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I mean it's a lot. It's a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah. Yeah, it's not like he just dropped his name
in a bucket. You got a little box or something.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh, that was a big Dale Dale, mayor of Ajasso. One.
He got two tickets to see Mammoth in Vegas at
the House of Blues. That's awesome. Meet and greet with
Mammoth to night, hotel stay for two people, round trip
airfare for two people five a gift card, and an
autographed Wolfgang Mammoth if you will.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Guitar, which I think. Yeah, pretty cool. He was excited. Yeah,
and he gets to take his dad in son.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Of a bit right right? Who my dad? Look? If
you could take your dad to anything today, Let's say
you get to bring him back from the dead. He's
a live like, doesn't look like he's not. He's normal
(01:36):
as you remember him. Where are you tak him? What
are you going to do? One event? You get to
go one event? Oh, I would.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Take him to see my kid play football.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's a good answer. Yeah, not what I thought you
were going to say, but that's a good answer. Concert
that makes me want to change my answer.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
That was actually the last event I took my dad too,
as a Fleetwood Mac concert.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, that's no. I know. That's why I thought that,
because you'd want to relive that moment himpy.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I was going to say George Strait concert, because I'd
love to see George straight myself, big country fan, you
know that would be awesome. But fucking a, I guess
I'm taking him over to my kid's house so he
can see his grand grand baby great great great great
grand babies for the first time ever. Okay, so here's
what we're gonna do. We're gonna still gonna go this
(02:30):
George Stray concert, but on the way.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You're adding, we're just gonna stop. This is literally on
the way, this is right right there, you know.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, right, thanks, Lindsay, I guess I'm not going
to a Cheos game taking them to my kid's piano recital.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh ship, I might have to do that too. You
went you did railed the train.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, my dad played piano.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
U huh, but you're just started playing piano, right, Yeah?
And you said you said football.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, okay, and there's only the one that's the that's
your favorite that plays football right now, right, Okay, See
he only gets to see one of his grandkids.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
But that's not true because my other two children go
to their brothers.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
But you're not the Yeah, yeah, but you're not seeing
them in action, right right right.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You stuck there having a babysit. Fuck you brought me
back from the dead to babysit's.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Can I go back already? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I think my dad would be okay with that. Yeah, probably,
I know my I know mine would. Yeah, what do
you think if your dad came back? What would be
the thing? He'd be like, what the fuck? I think
my dad if he came back, he'd go, what do
you mean? Corbyn's in charge of all the finances for mom?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh yeah yeah. Growing up, my brother was responsible with
like allowance and would say if I wasn't, So I
never had money in college. They had to give me
money all the time. So, uh and my dad I
got in fights about money all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
So as you grew up, the script kind of flipped
between you and your brother.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Uh No, my brother's pretty really good with money. Okay, Yeah,
he runs a business, so you gotta be good with money. Yeah, yeah,
he's His house was paid off in a short amount
of time. I mean he's yeah, my brother's really good
with money. But I think that would be the thing
and be like, oh years, Linda, if your dad came
back today and would be shocked to see, like, what
are you talking about? You own a fucking cat, Like
(04:37):
what's going on with you? You have dropped the F bomb
more in the last three minutes than you've ever done that.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh, my dad was My dad had a potty mouth,
So I'm trying to channel him.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Why would your dad be surprised you have a cat?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I mean, and he lives in your house, Like we
had a cat growing up, but it didn't live in
the house. And he called the cat Rambo. That wasn't
his name, but he called it Rambo because it would
go to the name house who had a woodpile, and
he would kill all the mice and he would bring
the mice back to our doorstep and leave them there
for treats. I guess, you know, so he you know,
(05:10):
that was the only thing he liked about the cat,
But otherwise he was not a fan of cats.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
So we had my grandparents had a barn cat, and
barn cat come and go out of the barn anytime
it wanted. That's where it's a place to hang out.
Was it had a bed, That's where food and water was. Right.
Where did when you the cat you had, where did
it sleep? Uh?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
So you guys, this is just a question. So you
guys got a cat and it just stayed outside. You
got a cat, like, hey, look we got a cat,
and be like, bitch, you're outside right outside.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I just started showing up. Yeah, And we fed it,
and you know, when you start feeding a cat, it
keeps coming right there. And once in a while, I
mean it would come in the house. We took it
to the vet and you know, we gave it a
flea collar, and it would come in the house. And
but it didn't. It wouldn't stay inside. It liked being outside.
We didn't have a litter box for it. Like it
would go outside and go do its business.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
How we'll be doing whole things. Yeah, I hear you exactly.
So it lived for.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
About twenty seven years. My it had a stroke and
it it couldn't walk any longer. Like his two back
legs would no longer work, and my dad actually called
a vet to come to the house to euthanize him
after he had a stroke.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Uh and it had a stroke like on your property.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, yeah, what.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Do you think that cat was doing? You think it
was going? It had that set up at a couple homes.
Oh yeah, I do it. Oh yeah, I had to
go over here on a Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You know, it's got its own Friday night house that
it goes and hangs down and you know.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay, Uh so here's my question. When there was bad
weather like tornadoes, whatever, lightning, Yeah, snow, yeah, what did
you guys do with this guy? He would come in
the house from the winter, so he would come in
the house of the winter.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
He would come in the house, and did you give
him a bath or no? Ewade themselves.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
They licked themselves. They also climb under things up in
trees and.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah yeah, or he would or we would find him
in the garage, or he would sometimes our neighbor would
call and go, oh, tutors. That's what me and my
mom hilarious rambo.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
But different names.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
We had three different names because he originally we called
him Garfield because he was orange and then but for
my mom and I just called him tutor bugs or
tutors tutors. Yeah, would call him Rambo because he was always,
I mean, at least four times a week he was
(07:48):
bringing mice to our back porch step dead mice.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I thought it was because he served in Vietnam.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, right, came back, wasn't wanted by anyone, had to
live in the woods, pushed out by society, killed an
entire police squad, and fucking went on with his life.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, I thought me just because he carried a knife
with waterproof matches and a compass in the handle that
never worked. Or I thought maybe he was called ramball
because it had a bandana tied around his forehead.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Call him Rambo because he's fucking ripped always with its
shirt off, right uh?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Or you tried to go find him in the woods
and could not find him? What about you can be
if your dad came back, what would be the thing
he'd be like? What the fuck? Probably all the men
that want to be women nowadays.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh so you went, I was thinking more of you,
like for me personally, not nothing I do would surprise
that guy at all, whatsoever?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Not the what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It would always be ah, well, that's awesome, congratulations. Having
an exorbitant amount of pets would not surprise that guy,
you know, he wouldn't be like.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Why do you have two dogs, a bunch of favorites
and a fucking iguana?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Well, Dan, that's just part of him. A lot of
them recently died.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You know, that wouldn't surprise because I've always been that way,
same way with you know, riding motorcycles and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Why now, I'm proud of you.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I'm glad that you overcame that obstacle in your life
and was able to get onto and that's all you
do now. So there's really nothing I don't think anyway
personally in my life that he'd be like, what the fuck?
You know what, you're dating a Filipino. He wouldn't fucking
argue about that. She's fucking hot to be like, yeah,
I know, right, thanks now.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
So do you be surprised that you're a forty nine
Ers fan?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
No, because we grew up. I grew up in California.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I grew and I was a forty nine Ers fan
when I was a kid, and that's the whole reason
why I went with the Niners, you know, as my
adult team, you know, so that wouldn't surprise him any
maybe if anything like what you're trying to eat healthy?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Right, I'm glad you brought that up because I wanted
to ask you about that, but I don't want to
stomp on it if it's your thing. Oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I got and I've got next week planned out already.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
So what does that mean for you eating health? Because
that means different things for different people, like eating healthy.
So so, and whose idea was it? It was my idea.
It's all my idea.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
And a lot of this is liver functioning centric, okay,
because I have, honestly, I've destroyed my I feel like
I've destroyed my liver in the past eight years, ever
since my divorce, I've been drinking goddamn every fucking day, right,
and sometimes it's getting fucking shitty wasted.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Sometimes it's just one or two drinks.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
And lately, as of late, and I say that, in
like the last six months, maybe a year, the universe
keeps subtly telling me, Hey, your liver's getting fucked up.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Your liver's getting fucked up. You need to fix it.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
And so I'm like, all right, I start doing some
research and to where I used to just eat what
the fuck you ever went over, didn't matter if it
was fast food or greasy food at the house or
whatever that is.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I was like, this has got to change.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Prime example, the box created ramens in there, right that
I would normally have for breakfast every fucking day. It
was a single ramen noodle. Have it for breakfast, to
go home, eat leftovers for lunch, and then for dinner,
eat whatever the hell it was, whether it's fried or grilled,
pork chops, steak, fucking whatever it was, just I don't
give a shit.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
So, I've gotten to this point where I'm like, all right,
I really need to fix this shit, be cause, all right,
I'm seeing that I'm feeling the signs, you know, a
little bit of pain and my liver area, and I'm like, okay, well,
we need to fix this before I end up the
second co host on this fucking show that's dead, you
know what I mean. Yeah, And I've got grand babies.
I want to see my other two kids have kids.
(11:38):
I was telling my youngest boy the other day when
he stopped by the house that I want I would
love to see great grandchildren, something my parents never gotten
to do.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
So with the lawmen noodles, go ahead. I here's what
I had for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
All last week, and then I'll tell you what I
had for breakfast this morning.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Ollkay.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So I've bought more fresh fruits and fetch tobles that
I ever have in my fucking life. Right, so, uh
for breakfast, it would be it would be like I
got like the stir fry kit, right, that's like it's
not frozen, it's all free.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
But Troy no, no, no, no yeah no. And those rice
low Mae noodles that are crunchy. No, we had that
when we were kids for poor food. Yeah, my mom
would make cookies out of those low May noodles.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
But no, it's like actual broccoli, carrots mixture like that.
So I'll put some of those in a bag, some
uh peppers, not like holopenios or hot peppers, but like
the sweet peppers, reds and oranges.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
And stuff like that. But those in a bag.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Throw some blueberries on top of that, a container of yogurt.
Wow yeah yeah yeah, and then and you'll see me
snacking them on there. I've got mixed nuts like walnuts, almonds,
casalty nuts, something like that, some flower seeds as well,
and uh, and I got a bunch of like sardines
(13:05):
and shit, because one, I don't mind them. I think
they're good, but they're also from what the research I've done,
is good for you and good for your your liver
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So that's what I would have for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I'd have the vegetables and the yogurt, and then after that,
if I'm still a little hungry, that's when I snack
on the nuts and then the fiesh. Right, So that's that.
And I also, like, you know, I brought a fucking apple.
I've got a bag of apples at the house, you
know that with me and shit like that. So also
then this is gonna blow your fucking mind. And I
(13:37):
can't believe I'm fucking doing it. And this is probably
the thing my dad would say, what the fuck I
uh this morning, because because I've ran out of all
my broccolis and all that shit. Right, So it was
the rest of the blueberries that I had, the last
couple of peppers that I had, the yogurts, and apple.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
And a whole fucking lemon.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I ain't fucking lying because the lemon, the citric acid
that's in it is good for your liver, at least
according to the research that I have done. And I
says to myself, this fucking sucks and I want to
punch a baby in the face. But if it's going
to help me, then I'm gonna go ahead and fucking
do it.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I mean, you can get citric acid in a few
other places you have to do the lemon.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
You are absolutely right, But a lot of the reasons,
like you know, the the anything that's really sour like that, lemons, limes,
shit like that is like really good for your liver.
And I'm like, I fucking hate lemons, but god damn it,
I'm going to fucking eat it because this I'm trying
to really fix this thing, man, change my life around
a little bit so I can live a little bit longer.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
So that's crazy, dude, isn't it? Though? Well, the whole
So there's two things. One, what you just explained is, wow,
good for you. You're not a guy who wraps its
arms around change unless it's your idea, right, and so
good for you. The other is, in all the times
I've known you, I've never seen you wear any other
(14:59):
hat except up you're gimping a easy hat. And to
wear it for like a day because hey, she got
this for me is one thing. But you've been wearing
it every day, and that's that's two major life changes
for you.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
So this hat here, You are absolutely right. I usually
wear my gimpie hat. That's my signature. That's my I
want to say logo, but essentially your logo.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
That's me.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
My son gave me. My youngest son, the one who
is Witch named after me, gave me this hat for
my birthday the other day when he came over and
he knows I'm a big niners man, and I opened
it up and I was like, have you seen the
front of it?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Right? Yeah? Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
So I like, this is the coolest fucking hat that
I have ever seen in my life. And this has
just became my new favorite hat, thank you very much.
So I have since retired the the g hat and
I wear this one and and I fucking love I
think it's badass.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
That's wild, dude. Yeah, things are a change in in
yimpie land, right? Would you ever get a juicer next? Ah?
I mean, in all honesty, that would be an easy
way for you to get your lemon without having to
eat lemon, because you can mask it in other things.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, yeah, but straight to the source. Man, that's the
way I see.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
It is doing it.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I know it is, but there I don't know. For me,
I just feels like it's actually getting done. Actually fucking
eating an entire fucking lemon like an orange.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
So weird, so bizarre, and I, yeah, that's crazy because
I don't mind womon. I like lemon. There's absolutely zero
chance I'm eating a lemon never never know.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
It's disgusting, but whatever, if it's gonna help me, I
want to do it.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I'd rather squeeze lemon like on a salad or make
a fruits with a bunch of fruit together and then
put some lemon in that instead. It up kind of
cover up all the acidity. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
That's another thing I'm doing, is more salads and none
of that fatty dress and the branches and shit like that.
Fucking I've eaten so much goddamn fish and salmon and
like tuna and alast I felt great, like I feel amazing,
especially in the morning when I have that you know,
biggest vegetable fucking smorgash board to breakfast. I've got more
energy than I've ever fucking had. I'm like, well, this
(17:11):
is wild. It is crazy. So if you see me
bouncing around, that's probably why.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I used to work with a guy who owned a
restaurant when I was in high school. And he would
sit and he would have his lemon, his chicken lemon
rice soup for lunch and he would eat a lemon,
but he would eat the rhine and all, and I,
how do you do that? And he goes, oh, well,
and he had he had a number of health issues,
but he said it was really good to cleanse his
(17:36):
kidneys and his liver. And he would explain that it
was how good it was for his internal organs, the
rhine and all. Okay, it just blew my mind. But
he could just did it every day, the whole damn thing.
He would eat it like it was an orange.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah, that's what I'm working on. The new software update
on Gimpie is. I'm intrigued if we'll see him like
lemons right when he starts shrinking lemonade.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Right. My son asked me the other day, would you
like some lemonade? And I'm like no. I was at
B and B that's where it was at. I was
at B and B doing that remote and I was
talking to this couple and they were getting drinks for
date night or whatever, and I'm like, what are you doing.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
They're like like.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Some cherry limeade bullshit, And I was like, that sounds great,
minus the whole limaid would give or whatever. But who
knows what's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
You know. I never thought this change would happen, but
didn't think we'd ever talk about you and eating healthy
on the shell.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, so it eventually I will stop smoking, and eventually
I will start moving more, but baby steps at this point,
you know. And I think a diet right now is
a huge thing.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
You know.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
So the diet and start exercising, and you know, everything
else might just work its way out.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Would you ever go see a doctor and get a
blood panel done? I need to. I need to one
hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
That's part of the you know, one of the things
that's been running through my mind when the universe is like, hey, dude,
you need to fix your shit. Go get your blood
tests done, find out where you're at. Yeah, you know,
and so I probably will set up that appointment, you
know soon, you know, do it after the show or whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
And that's what I just did. And there were some
things we found out. I was like, huh okay, yeah,
but I've been doing them off and on for like
what years, so I can I can see where the
changes are if they're dramatic, Like if you did one
and came back and it showed let's just say one
area down right, that's all you got to go with, right, right,
You don't know what it's. Maybe it's always been there
(19:32):
that number your whole life. Right.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
So, yeah, when they used to have the nurses come
in and do the wellness check, remember that, you know,
everybody in the office will line up and you get
your discount on your fucking insurance and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Well they stopped doing that.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
That's when I stopped doing all the other shit, right
you know, And so yeah, oh no, you still have.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
To go and do the wellness check.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I just don't don't come here, Yeah, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
It was like, whatever, you're gonna give me seventy five
dollars off of whatever, pay for it?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yes, hey for it, it is what it is. Well
good for you man, thanks man, Change change it isn't easy,
and a lot of people are afraid to change.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, I'm not a fucking head on with that bullshit.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
So random question, and maybe I'm setting you up here,
but uh is being in a relationship with somebody you
really like and that has a good head on their
shoulders also playing a factor in this, like you want
to be around it? Probably does? It, probably does.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I do it mostly for my own health because I
do not want my parents fucking died in their late
fifties early sixties, and and I don't want that to happen.
Take me to one hundred, take me my nineties. Like
I said, don't want to see these grand babies grow
up and possibly even great grand babies, you know. So
that's the biggest part of it right there is for
(20:49):
those guys. And yes, having a great woman you know,
that has a great head on her shoulders and you know,
makes me want to be a better person, I think
as a huge factor.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, so you know who'll be working out going to
jiu jitsu right, ripped, can be yoga right right? Who
knows who?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I did check into a gym membership, but I was like,
fuck all that, man, I ain't paying that much money
home gym.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Dude, if you get a gym, I would be so
fucking annoyed. Why why I'm the most active person on
the show. Right. It's it's like when you got that
Bueno endorsement. I'm like, what the he know? He doesn't.
I'm like, he absolutely does. Yeah, that's what it was.
(21:36):
It was too it's having a couple of times, couple
of things. Whatever. I'm a whore for money. I'll tag
it right Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Speaking of if you want me to endorse your company,
just emailed me get gmo dot com.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Would you endorse the Cowboys, the Dallas Cowboys. Are they
giving me cowboy money? I mean you're getting the endorsement fee,
right right, right right? You know, yes, you got. You
gotta stay true to some things, and you have to
cheer them on. You can't say anything disparaging about them.
You have to wear Cowboys gear. You can't wear any
(22:10):
other teams. Go God, walk around with a broken TV
everywhere you have to go. You have to wear the
hat that has their review star.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Oh god, no, Because there's been a couple of endorsements
that I've turned down based on my beliefs and uh,
like what they wanted me to fucking endorse the COVID vaccine,
and I said no. They wanted me to endorse an
electric vehicle. I said no because I that's not for me.
That's not that's not me. And so to be honest
(22:39):
with you, know, you can take Dallas Cowboys money and
shove it up.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
You're smelling has Dallas Cowboys endorsement. It's hard enough to
endorse the Cowboys. Well, good for you man, Thanks man.
Life is about change, makes it more memorable. All Right,
We're gonna let you guys go. We'll talk to you
guys again next week. And thanks for hanging out with us.
(23:05):
Seea bye bye
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