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Speaker 1 (00:16):
How much time do you think you would get compete
if you tried to gouge your woman's eyes out?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Man, and I'm not an Oklahoma state representative. They would
throw the goddamn book at me. I would be locked
up for at least twenty five years.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
At least oh, I think five to seven.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, I don't think you get twenty five.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I'd get to still get the maximum penalty. Though.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Can you die from having your eyes gouged out? Is
that a tempted murder?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I don't think you could die from that. If anything,
it would be loss of blood lead out.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, I mean that's if you die, that's.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Murder, I guess. Or would it be moves? No?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, no, you got something.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I mean you could lose your eyesight for sure.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You're not gonna die because you lost your eyes.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
You would lose your ice. I mean permanent damage. I
think that's it's.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Not a tempted murden though, Right, you die inside, Gorbyn,
you dye in.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I don't think you go you because I would think
you have to straddle somebody or have them against the wall, right,
And I don't think you take your thumbs and put
it into their eyes and go I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Gonna blind you right now. I think you do what
the intention of killing.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Them or just maiming them. I can't do favorite words. Yeah,
I can't do it. I cannot do it like that.
I can't take both my thumbs and press them in physically.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Couldn't right exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Enough.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I want to know if there was a if he
had to do a blood test or a breathalyzer, or
if he was on.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It happened, it happened long ago. That's the whole thing
about this. Oh yeah, m hm, that's the whole thing
about this. It wouldn't surprise me. By the way.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
He's not a transvestite for those that are worried not
doing anything bad. By the way, it's the typical person
you think they look like that does this.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
He transvestiz and gouge a lot of eyes out.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well, no, but it's always like there's some accual. By
the way, he's also not an immigrant. Oh okay, he's
a fat white man.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah with anger issues.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, because his daddy whooped his ass every time he
didn't play ball correctly.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Right, Oh damn yeah deep yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well just channeling real problems, you know, Yeah, right, yeah,
I would definitely get in trouble a lot. Yeah, for sure,
and I would definitely I think I would lose my job.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I would hope one would lose their job over something
like that, no matter where you were.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Hey, we don't think your your ability to channel your
emotions is conducive to the environment.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
We want to have foster.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Here pretty much. Yeah, it's a philosophical problem.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
It is philosophical problem. Right, you want to leave or
they want you to leave, you want to stay.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Sometimes a bitch needs your eyeball doubt.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I love uncomfortable moments, and I would love the moment
where they're in therapy or like they're like, can we
just I just want to apologize.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Can we just go back to the way things were
all before you gowns all out a year and a half?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Right, I just want to say, you know, I just
I was under a lot of stress.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
It's all that fucking bullshit. I hate when people say that,
I just you know, stress. Also, it's given me permission
to lose my emotions.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Lately.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh good lord. The things that people will come up
with just try to, you know, deflect from the situation.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Instead of just going I fucked up.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
This is a major faux like if I was saying
might come out and be like, this is not the
way to treat your family. This is not the way
I want Oklahoma's treating their loved ones. I'm going to
step away from being a representative and I'm going to
focus on trying to be a better human being.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Because I'm not failure.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Goddamn, not just for my family and my wife are
soon to be ex wife, but also for my fellow
citizens of Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's all you've got to say.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
That makes sense. It doesn't own your shit. Yeah, it
doesn't smooth it over, It doesn't make what you did
any less. But the fact of it is that you're
owning it. You're taking accountability for what you did, and
you're doing You've got a plan in place to you know,
kind of be a better person.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That's the thing I never understand is like people make mistakes.
I ain't faulting people for being human, right, whether you
think this is a mistake or not, or just being
a piece of shit, either way, it's a misjudgment. I'm
confident he didn't think he was doing anything wrong. Yeah,
and so people make mistakes, but you have every moment
to fix your character right, you have every moment to
try and go the right way. You just got to
(04:48):
do the next right thing, no matter what happens. That's
the frozen song, right, Like, you just got to do
the next right thing, Like we're going to build a
snow lakes and the next right thing is to fucking
own your shit, yeah, and be like that's not okay. Yeah,
what I did is not okay. I am not the example.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
But instead you want to fight it. You want to
hold onto this position that you have for whatever reason. Yeah,
there's power involved that you don't want to lose whatever
stone your shit to be fine, It'll.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Be fine, right, And that's why I think it's been
going on for so long, because he's not owning it,
because he's gotten away with it for so long.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Right, it kind of makes you wonder what else this
cat's done? Right? If this is the one thing they
got caught, right, what else has he done? Smack her
around a few times?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I think we've can only take that off the table.
I think that's happened, right.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Water border, something of that effect, right to sit in
the cage, Right, what else has he done?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, it's wild to think about.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Now here's one like let's say, like, could they get divorced? Right,
more than likely they're going to get divorced. I don't see.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I hope so for the lesson to teach their kids.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yes, yeah, but like you fine, you meet somebody single,
you whatever, You meet somebody and they're like, you're talking
about your asked you whatever. You're like, well, I did
get in trouble for some domestic violence stuff, you know,
but what would you do? I I gouged my wife's
eyeballs out right? Do you do you still try to
(06:14):
date this person or is that like instantly like like
big fucking red flag.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I'm out here, like I'm I'm dating the person who
is the aggressor. I'm dating the victim.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You're dating the aggressor.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, lindsay, red flag.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I'm out.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
But they say they have a lot of money, and yeah,
no I don't trust that. I mean, listen, Chris Brown
didn't do it just once, right, and people get with
him all the time, right, that piece of shit that
did the the videos of teenage girls?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
What was that TV?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That video?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, people fucking get with him, right.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So I'd like to think that you would it would
be a red flag, But we have shown as humans,
there's always someone out there who sees an opportunity to
fix them, right, right right.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
It's definitely an orange flag kind of like, Okay, I'm
gonna keep my eyes on you, make sure you don't
gouge them out.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I think, like I said, people make mistakes. So when
your actions start backing up your words is when I
would be like, Okay, you can get a second chance.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I feel you there, but there's always gonna be that
lingering thought in the back of your head that they
could snap at any point in time. And you're the
person like, I get it. We've done everything good. I've
went to therapy, you know, I've done X, y and
Z to to do better as a person. But there's
a chance then that one little thing could set them
off and then they regress and gouge dryb all.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Sure, but also anyone could be set off at any moment.
So I agree with what you're saying, but I have
that theory on everyone.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Here's one for you.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You dating the victim and she's like, oh.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
He beat the s out of me, and he's got
to be around all the time.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
How do you endle that, oh, that he has to
be around for whatever reason the kids. Yeah, I mean,
you just kind of got to at least in my opinion, anyway,
you still date this person, you don't. It's not their fault.
This other person was a piece of shit, right, you
know what I mean? So maybe what do you tell
what two.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Black guys domestic clients?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Never?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Okay, no way never. But for me personally, I I'm
not going to attack the man anytime he comes around, right,
but you know, you definitely keep a watchful eye on him.
And if anything ever happened to the person you're dating,
let's just say you know they're actually came back and
beat the shit out of him again, then you know,
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get the law involved, do it the right you know pathway.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Most of those people, those types of predators act that
way because they think they have dominance over somebody, and
they know there's an intimidation factor, and all you got
to do is show you're not intimidated by them, and
they fucking back down.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Right.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
They don't want none of that smoke. That's why they
do it. They think it shows that it keeps people suppressed.
So if you just show them you don't fucking scare.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Me right, stand up to your bully.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I don't love that statement, right Like, I don't because
it sounds like all you gotta do is be like no,
that's not what you do. You just have to go, like, listen, man,
hit me, go ahead. I'm not scared of you hitting me,
because once you hit me, we can play.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Right.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
But you think you're gonna hit me and get away
with it, I don't think so. I get it, And
that's not being tough, that's just being competent. There's a
difference in those two things, I think. So when they're
like stand up to a bully, you're like, you're not
gonna hit me like some fucking movie playout bullshit watch me.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
That's not real, right.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Right, you just have to go don't touch me, man,
not okay, you hit him first, and you hit him hard, right.
Standing up to a bull is also involving the authority, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Your tattletale bitch, I'm gonna find you have a class, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Oh okay, So I found this awesome list of, yes, okay,
of the most obnoxious reality shows of all time, right right,
Joe Millionaire is on this list.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Remember that one. It wasn't on for very many seasons,
was it?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
It was? It was only one season?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, ok yeah, and so that that was obviously stupid.
Here comes Honey Boo Boo. I mean anything with that.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
I mean that's still on.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's different, but yeah, the original.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, but when we saw it with Honey Boo Boo
as a kid, people loved it. But then you realize
now that how they were just exploiting that poor child.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
And then The Simple Life, I thought this was Okaylton
and Nicole Richie. Yeah yeah, when they went and lived
in Arkansas, You're like, okay, yeah, it was hot. It
was silly enough, right, I secretly had a thing for
Para Hilton, so I guess not secret anymore.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Had a thing.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah, Toddler's and Tierra's.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yeah, that annoyed out of me.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Crazy, Isn't that how Honey Booboo got to start on
that show? That's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, and the whole idea too, of how people don't
see that as child predator behavior and they're just giving
fuel to predators.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, because they're dolling up these six, seven, eight years
old to make them look like they're in there late twenties.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
You don't have to go on the dark web for
at of your content.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, you just sit there in the corner and jerk
off weird. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And then the other one on this list which I
wanted to get to was a Shot of Love with
Tila Tequila. Now, Tila Tequila is a really fascinating person.
I think she was on a couple of other of
those VH one shows, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Like, uh, what was the Michaels.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
No, no, the she was on the uh, what's the
show with uh uh the clock Guy? Yeah, Flavor of Love, Yeah,
I think she was on that. And then she was
such a character on that they gave her her own show.
And then it comes out that she was faking being
gay for rating she blames them, and then whatever, she
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falls off and she uh does some YouTube stuff and
is just crazy, like insanely racist, like over the top crazy,
and then became like a very religious person and was
like luring kids to her house to baptize.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Them, like like fucking crazy.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
I've seen a few of her videos where she's just
nuttier than a fruit job, like a fruitcake. She's just I.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Don't know what that means, lose, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I'd job in my life.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
She's just way out there talking gibberish. You don't even
know what she's talking about. It's she's just a good
crazy And also it's not bad, it's great. Looks extremely dirty, like.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
You can't judge people that way. Who the fuck cares?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
You can't say that about it's only because of her behavior.
It's only because of her behavior. You throw that nut,
you roll, you throw that on top. Right, there's another
cut down. She could be mentally struggling.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Right, Probably she.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Had she oded on pills and had a seizure and
a lot of people think that's when her behavior really turned.
I'll let you guess what your that happened moving on
Rombi and so uh anyway, so that sent me down
the rabbit hole. And then v H one had this
show and I don't know if you remember this, Yeah,
hold on, where did it go?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Ah? Here it is.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
There was a girl she was on Rock of Love,
and then she was on Rock of Love Charm School,
and then they created a show around her called Megan
Wants to Be a Million Yes, yes, and yes. It
was on VH one too, And this show is responsible
for the end of these shows on VH one of this.
I didn't either, but she was all set on trying
(14:21):
to find a mature guy so she could be a
trophy wife. By the way, she's a fucking six.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Anyway, they do the thing, it goes on, and then
one of the contestants who got married shortly after the
show ended to someone else, gets in trouble because his
wife is found dead. Yep, like what, and so they
hunt him down for murder and then they find him
(14:49):
died of a suicide, and so they then pull the
show and all these other crazy things.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah, they didn't do a background check on this cat,
but he killed her afterwards, there'd be no reason for
a background check.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
It wouldn't show anything, right, it wouldn't show he murdered
somebody because no one knew because it hadn't happened yet.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
But I think later they had found that he had
had like domestic abuse charges against him.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I don't know if that's true. I didn't see that
in anything that I found. Maybe it is.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I was like, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
But it sent me down a rabbit hole of people
that have died during because of reality shows, because of
the reality show. Yeah, okay, and I don't know about
you guys, but I would think that there's a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Of them, right, Uh, Okay, I wouldn't think so. I
know that as a fucking Storage Wars one of the ox,
you know, one of the buyers there, I think fucking
murdered somebody.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Really.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, that was like first season or whatever. That's the
only thing that comes to mind. I can't think of
anything else.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
So likewise, there have incidents that include The Bachelor, Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Voice, Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen, Nightmares,
Love Island, and some show called The Jeremy Kyle Show okay,
where people have died because of being on the show
and maybe like they're turmoil afterwards or they go, shit,
(16:25):
I'm a horrible human being and kept trouble readjusting.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Okay, ended up killing himself. Okay, Like I remember, what
was it, the Hell's Kitchen. I believe it was Hell's
Kitchen or Master Chef, one of the two. It was
Hell's Kitchen, is what it was. There was this big
fat fuck that was, you know, part of the show,
and he was he was competing or whatever, and he
ended up going to the hospital because you know, he
had some health issues or whatever, but they let him
(16:50):
come back. So all that just to say, I could
see something like that where there's a lot of stress,
you know, where you end up having a heart attack,
a grabber essentially right there on the show.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Okay, these are all the people that have died that
have been on Hell's Kitchen Love.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
It's la a minute.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
There shouldn't be.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
It's a list.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Wow, it's a list.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Season twelve, Jessica Vogel due to uh, you'll your assertive colitis, okay,
Paul Giganti from season sixteen, drug over to dose, Rachel
Brown season two, suicide, Keith Green season two, drowning, Aaron
Song season three, diabetes, whoa, Luis Petrozza season four, lung cancer,
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Sandra Flores' season twelve heart complications, and Jonathan Plumley heart attack.
That's a lot of people to die from one shot. Yeah,
but a lot of those are natural causes, by the
way he dines natural.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
So true. But like the suicide thing, right, that's kind
of like where my head's the the lung cancer, the
heart disease and stuff like that. Yeah, they got it
because of their poor life decisions. They chose to smoke
them maybe they did leave. Maybe who knows. That's just
the first thought that comes to mind. But like drug
overdose suicide, I'm thinking, Okay, was it that bad on
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the show? You had to numb yourself with pills or
whatever it was that causes person overdose.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
And you found fame. They couldn't handle right.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Or the suicide was just too much. You got tired
of being called a donkey so many times you're like,
fuck this, I'm out of here.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I mean, I don't like diminishing the reason people you
know commit suicide too.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
They couldn't handle it. Everybody has dark days.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Everybody has sometimes where they let their inner voice be
louder than a real voice. Your mind is a cunning
salesman and can sell you bullshit and you will believe it.
And sometimes that's easier to believe than other days. And
not everybody can deal with it. And I think, I
don't want to say suicide is natural, but the test
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of time, people have struggled with this through mounds of history,
and we just equate it that it's not the way
we just well, that didn't happen as suicide.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
It's not a new thing. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
No, No, it's always been around. People just get tired
of living. They're like, fucking I'm out, I'm out, I'm
done with this, right.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I just I didn't realize Hell's Kitchen had so many
people that died.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, it really makes me never want to be a
contestant on the show. I mean, not that I can't
cook for shit or anything.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
But I think that show has a lot of setup.
Like I think they find like six or seven good
chefs and then they just put people on that suck
and then they.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Just get cut.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
With bad singers.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Oh you think they did that intentionally? Oh yeah, yeah,
I think people really thought they could sing. I think
they advanced them to do that.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Right, May is Master Chef Junior. Where are you finding
all these fucking kids that are you know, four star
fucking chefs making what they make? Right? Me? At that age,
I was making peanut butter and Jellian ramen noodles, not
fucking doing a flambay or what the fuck ever? You
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Well, the misconception of that show, or Kids Baking Championship
or any of those things. A lot of cooking shows
is they have the recipe. Okay, you just think they
aren't because that's not good TV, right of course, right.
But a lot of Master Chef adult they have the recipe.
I guess everybody knows how to make a you know
that's never done it. They're like, make a oh, what's
(20:17):
the eggs? Make a benedict an eggs benedict with the sauce. Now,
everybody knows how to do that. So they have the
recipe to help them along.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
And that's what rescue.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I looked into being on a Top Chef Home Cook
of edition, really not Top Chopped Home Chef, because I'm like,
that'd be funny.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Shit, man.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Some of them they don't do it as often. They
only do it like every so many years. I was like,
I don't know, and it's one day of production, so
you go and you're only there for one day, as
opposed to some of these other ones, it's like fucking
six weeks of production. I don't eat a fucking dick.
I'm not I am not going to be away from
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my family for weeks.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
My job.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I ain't gonna let me be away for six weeks.
They give me six weeks of vacation.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
I just can't take it all the time. Right, But
one day is not too awful bad? And do they
come into your house and have no filming there?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, no, no, no, you go you have to go
to New York for the show and then they film
it all in one day.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Okay, that's neat.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yeah, I don't think that's that big of a deal.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
It's not like Wheel a Fortune or something like that,
where you got to go and hope they fucking call you.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Oh yeah, and you got three or four times and
you got to pay for all your skips back and
forth until that final one when they pick you and
they're like, okay, you'll pay it for it.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
What would you make to be your submission for that
particular show?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Maybe pizza?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Okay, it's not sexy, but but you don't have to
be like a fucking you know, lobster tails in ramalade
sauce or something like that.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Right, and you make your own dough and everything, so
that makes it even more sure, sure, special.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Sure, but even on the show, you have all that
stuff's made for you. Right, you go and get dough
out of the fridger, right, right, they have water boiling
for you already, they have short stock already prepped, right,
you know, what I'm saying, there's some shortcuts on that show.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
You don't realize.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
People like, who the fucking make that in six in
fucking ten minutes, I don't know because they got the
water boiling.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Everything's chopped, kind of like those old Julia Child shows
where they're like, will they show you her beginning to
make it? But like thirty minutes in they're like, and
here we have the finished product. There's one that was
already fucking making sit in and oven for the entire time. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, but I think it'd be fun to go in
one of those home cooking shows. I could be you
watch those shows Worse Cooks.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Do you ever watch that?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
God, it's a little over the top with how satirical
it is.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
But then you get some people that you can tell
they really don't know how to cook.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I'll make jillo and burn it.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah I can't. I burn water and you're like, sure
you do.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
And then they make things and they're like, hah, they
don't know how to use a knife, like they're using
the backside of a night and you're like, settle down, Homer.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
People really can't use a knife, Like, I mean, sure,
that feels fake to me.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Sure, maybe it is. Maybe they are hamming it up
for the for the TV.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I don't think you should ever underestimate how somebody grew up.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Never underestimate the stupidity of people.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Of parents, right, You never know how someone grew up.
Usually you become who you are because of adversity. You
either grew up going I want to be just like
my parents, or you go, I don't want to fucking
do anything like my parents. Right, And even if you
say that, you're gonna do about sixty percent of the
shit they did.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Right, product of your environment, you are.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
One hundred percent Ghippy says, kids don't remember, I'm a
big believer.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Kids do remember.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh yeah, it embeds in them and manifests in a
different way. But I think they do right, And so yeah,
don't ever underestimate someone doesn't know how to use a
fucking knife or cook. If their parents never cooked, never
made anything, everything was which is a thing, then don't
ever think they can't use a knife because everything's been
cut for them, or they bought food already prepped in
(24:06):
mad Right now.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
I will say I have a I have a ton
of different kitchen knives, and I don't know which one
it does, which I don't know, I don't I'm sure
I cut things with the wrong knife all of the time.
I noticed the steak knives are. But when it comes
to like a few months back, the Cutco guy, because
I bought cut Co knives before.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Those are no door to door salesman.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Oh god, right, but I bought I bought them at
the TOLLSA State Fairwell.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
No, that's better.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
That guy paid to set up a booth so he
can sell some knives.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yes, but when they how much you paid him? I
paid for three knives. I think I paid like two
hundred and fifty dollars knives.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I think the Dollar store sells in for like five bucks.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
And that right there, because I looked into that when
I was nineteen twenty, you know, straight out just looking
for a job, right, And they're like, all right, so
here's the deal. Come in, we'll sell your knife, you
sell the knives. You have to pay. It's like four
hundred dollars for your kit that you have to take
the people's houses and demonstrate with so you your purchase right there.
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Paid for half them a fuckers, kid, But it's a light.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
I mean it was lifetime warranty. One of them I
got was a filet knife for Kevin for fishing, and
I got it engraved and everything, which was really pretty cool.
But then you can always get them sharpened for free
and if there's something ever happens, like one of them
the handle of it broke and I got a replacement
for free. Anyway, when he came over to sharpen my
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cutcoat knives.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
To your house, yeah, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, it was pretty pretty nice.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Knives that actually sold me before, but he was like, oh,
this is a nice set of knives that you have here.
I've said a pioneer woman.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
That is the exact reason I don't want them in
my house. Sharpen my fucking knive. I'm not here for small.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Talk, right, But I had no idea. Like he's like, oh,
that's a cheese knife. I had no idea. I had
no idea. I even had a cheese cutting knife.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I think that's a lot different than using the fucking
sharp end.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Right, absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
How do you hold it and go, yeah, this is
Brian right.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
If this is not cutting very well, I guess it
needs to be sharpen.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
If you've seen a slasher movie. You know this right, right?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
If anything you would believe in a slasher movie, Jason
Vories would use the wrong end.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Right, He's got the power for it.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yes, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, we've round it enough. I
would imagine. All right, you guys have a fantastic week.
And by the way, our toy.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Drive is getting soon.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
That's what we should have said when someone's like, hey,
what are you looking forward to?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, not the toy drive.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
I was gonna say all.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Night, oh god, oh you guys have a great week.
We'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
See bye bye.
How much time do you think you would get compete
if you tried to gouge your woman's eyes out?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Man, and I'm not an Oklahoma state representative. They would
throw the goddamn book at me. I would be locked
up for at least twenty five years.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
At least oh, I think five to seven.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, I don't think you get twenty five.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I'd get to still get the maximum penalty. Though.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Can you die from having your eyes gouged out? Is
that a tempted murder?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I don't think you could die from that. If anything,
it would be loss of blood lead out.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, I mean that's if you die, that's.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Murder, I guess. Or would it be moves? No?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, no, you got something.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I mean you could lose your eyesight for sure.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You're not gonna die because you lost your eyes.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
You would lose your ice. I mean permanent damage. I
think that's it's.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Not a tempted murden though, Right, you die inside, Gorbyn,
you dye in.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I don't think you go you because I would think
you have to straddle somebody or have them against the wall, right,
And I don't think you take your thumbs and put
it into their eyes and go I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Gonna blind you right now. I think you do what
the intention of killing.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Them or just maiming them. I can't do favorite words. Yeah,
I can't do it. I cannot do it like that.
I can't take both my thumbs and press them in physically.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Couldn't right exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Enough.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I want to know if there was a if he
had to do a blood test or a breathalyzer, or
if he was on.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It happened, it happened long ago. That's the whole thing
about this. Oh yeah, m hm, that's the whole thing
about this. It wouldn't surprise me. By the way.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
He's not a transvestite for those that are worried not
doing anything bad. By the way, it's the typical person
you think they look like that does this.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
He transvestiz and gouge a lot of eyes out.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well, no, but it's always like there's some accual. By
the way, he's also not an immigrant. Oh okay, he's
a fat white man.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah with anger issues.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, because his daddy whooped his ass every time he
didn't play ball correctly.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Right, Oh damn yeah deep yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well just channeling real problems, you know, Yeah, right, yeah,
I would definitely get in trouble a lot. Yeah, for sure,
and I would definitely I think I would lose my job.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I would hope one would lose their job over something
like that, no matter where you were.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Hey, we don't think your your ability to channel your
emotions is conducive to the environment.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
We want to have foster.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Here pretty much. Yeah, it's a philosophical problem.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
It is philosophical problem. Right, you want to leave or
they want you to leave, you want to stay.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Sometimes a bitch needs your eyeball doubt.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I love uncomfortable moments, and I would love the moment
where they're in therapy or like they're like, can we
just I just want to apologize.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Can we just go back to the way things were
all before you gowns all out a year and a half?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Right, I just want to say, you know, I just
I was under a lot of stress.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
It's all that fucking bullshit. I hate when people say that,
I just you know, stress. Also, it's given me permission
to lose my emotions.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Lately.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh good lord. The things that people will come up
with just try to, you know, deflect from the situation.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Instead of just going I fucked up.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
This is a major faux like if I was saying
might come out and be like, this is not the
way to treat your family. This is not the way
I want Oklahoma's treating their loved ones. I'm going to
step away from being a representative and I'm going to
focus on trying to be a better human being.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Because I'm not failure.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Goddamn, not just for my family and my wife are
soon to be ex wife, but also for my fellow
citizens of Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's all you've got to say.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
That makes sense. It doesn't own your shit. Yeah, it
doesn't smooth it over, It doesn't make what you did
any less. But the fact of it is that you're
owning it. You're taking accountability for what you did, and
you're doing You've got a plan in place to you know,
kind of be a better person.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That's the thing I never understand is like people make mistakes.
I ain't faulting people for being human, right, whether you
think this is a mistake or not, or just being
a piece of shit, either way, it's a misjudgment. I'm
confident he didn't think he was doing anything wrong. Yeah,
and so people make mistakes, but you have every moment
to fix your character right, you have every moment to
try and go the right way. You just got to
(04:48):
do the next right thing, no matter what happens. That's
the frozen song, right, Like, you just got to do
the next right thing, Like we're going to build a
snow lakes and the next right thing is to fucking
own your shit, yeah, and be like that's not okay. Yeah,
what I did is not okay. I am not the example.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
But instead you want to fight it. You want to
hold onto this position that you have for whatever reason. Yeah,
there's power involved that you don't want to lose whatever
stone your shit to be fine, It'll.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Be fine, right, And that's why I think it's been
going on for so long, because he's not owning it,
because he's gotten away with it for so long.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Right, it kind of makes you wonder what else this
cat's done? Right? If this is the one thing they
got caught, right, what else has he done? Smack her
around a few times?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I think we've can only take that off the table.
I think that's happened, right.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Water border, something of that effect, right to sit in
the cage, Right, what else has he done?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, it's wild to think about.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Now here's one like let's say, like, could they get divorced? Right,
more than likely they're going to get divorced. I don't see.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I hope so for the lesson to teach their kids.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yes, yeah, but like you fine, you meet somebody single,
you whatever, You meet somebody and they're like, you're talking
about your asked you whatever. You're like, well, I did
get in trouble for some domestic violence stuff, you know,
but what would you do? I I gouged my wife's
eyeballs out right? Do you do you still try to
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date this person or is that like instantly like like
big fucking red flag.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I'm out here, like I'm I'm dating the person who
is the aggressor. I'm dating the victim.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You're dating the aggressor.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, lindsay, red flag.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I'm out.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
But they say they have a lot of money, and yeah,
no I don't trust that. I mean, listen, Chris Brown
didn't do it just once, right, and people get with
him all the time, right, that piece of shit that
did the the videos of teenage girls?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
What was that TV?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That video?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, people fucking get with him, right.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So I'd like to think that you would it would
be a red flag, But we have shown as humans,
there's always someone out there who sees an opportunity to
fix them, right, right right.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
It's definitely an orange flag kind of like, Okay, I'm
gonna keep my eyes on you, make sure you don't
gouge them out.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I think, like I said, people make mistakes. So when
your actions start backing up your words is when I
would be like, Okay, you can get a second chance.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I feel you there, but there's always gonna be that
lingering thought in the back of your head that they
could snap at any point in time. And you're the
person like, I get it. We've done everything good. I've
went to therapy, you know, I've done X, y and
Z to to do better as a person. But there's
a chance then that one little thing could set them
off and then they regress and gouge dryb all.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Sure, but also anyone could be set off at any moment.
So I agree with what you're saying, but I have
that theory on everyone.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Here's one for you.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You dating the victim and she's like, oh.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
He beat the s out of me, and he's got
to be around all the time.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
How do you endle that, oh, that he has to
be around for whatever reason the kids. Yeah, I mean,
you just kind of got to at least in my opinion, anyway,
you still date this person, you don't. It's not their fault.
This other person was a piece of shit, right, you
know what I mean? So maybe what do you tell
what two.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Black guys domestic clients?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Never?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Okay, no way never. But for me personally, I I'm
not going to attack the man anytime he comes around, right,
but you know, you definitely keep a watchful eye on him.
And if anything ever happened to the person you're dating,
let's just say you know they're actually came back and
beat the shit out of him again, then you know,
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get the law involved, do it the right you know pathway.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Most of those people, those types of predators act that
way because they think they have dominance over somebody, and
they know there's an intimidation factor, and all you got
to do is show you're not intimidated by them, and
they fucking back down.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Right.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
They don't want none of that smoke. That's why they
do it. They think it shows that it keeps people suppressed.
So if you just show them you don't fucking scare.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Me right, stand up to your bully.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I don't love that statement, right Like, I don't because
it sounds like all you gotta do is be like no,
that's not what you do. You just have to go, like, listen, man,
hit me, go ahead. I'm not scared of you hitting me,
because once you hit me, we can play.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Right.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
But you think you're gonna hit me and get away
with it, I don't think so. I get it, And
that's not being tough, that's just being competent. There's a
difference in those two things, I think. So when they're
like stand up to a bully, you're like, you're not
gonna hit me like some fucking movie playout bullshit watch me.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
That's not real, right.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Right, you just have to go don't touch me, man,
not okay, you hit him first, and you hit him hard, right.
Standing up to a bull is also involving the authority, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Your tattletale bitch, I'm gonna find you have a class, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Oh okay, So I found this awesome list of, yes, okay,
of the most obnoxious reality shows of all time, right right,
Joe Millionaire is on this list.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Remember that one. It wasn't on for very many seasons,
was it?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
It was? It was only one season?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, ok yeah, and so that that was obviously stupid.
Here comes Honey Boo Boo. I mean anything with that.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
I mean that's still on.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's different, but yeah, the original.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, but when we saw it with Honey Boo Boo
as a kid, people loved it. But then you realize
now that how they were just exploiting that poor child.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
And then The Simple Life, I thought this was Okaylton
and Nicole Richie. Yeah yeah, when they went and lived
in Arkansas, You're like, okay, yeah, it was hot. It
was silly enough, right, I secretly had a thing for
Para Hilton, so I guess not secret anymore.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Had a thing.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah, Toddler's and Tierra's.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yeah, that annoyed out of me.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Crazy, Isn't that how Honey Booboo got to start on
that show? That's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, and the whole idea too, of how people don't
see that as child predator behavior and they're just giving
fuel to predators.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, because they're dolling up these six, seven, eight years
old to make them look like they're in there late twenties.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
You don't have to go on the dark web for
at of your content.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, you just sit there in the corner and jerk
off weird. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And then the other one on this list which I
wanted to get to was a Shot of Love with
Tila Tequila. Now, Tila Tequila is a really fascinating person.
I think she was on a couple of other of
those VH one shows, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Like, uh, what was the Michaels.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
No, no, the she was on the uh, what's the
show with uh uh the clock Guy? Yeah, Flavor of Love, Yeah,
I think she was on that. And then she was
such a character on that they gave her her own show.
And then it comes out that she was faking being
gay for rating she blames them, and then whatever, she
(12:27):
falls off and she uh does some YouTube stuff and
is just crazy, like insanely racist, like over the top crazy,
and then became like a very religious person and was
like luring kids to her house to baptize.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Them, like like fucking crazy.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
I've seen a few of her videos where she's just
nuttier than a fruit job, like a fruitcake. She's just I.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Don't know what that means, lose, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I'd job in my life.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
She's just way out there talking gibberish. You don't even
know what she's talking about. It's she's just a good
crazy And also it's not bad, it's great. Looks extremely dirty, like.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
You can't judge people that way. Who the fuck cares?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
You can't say that about it's only because of her behavior.
It's only because of her behavior. You throw that nut,
you roll, you throw that on top. Right, there's another
cut down. She could be mentally struggling.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Right, Probably she.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Had she oded on pills and had a seizure and
a lot of people think that's when her behavior really turned.
I'll let you guess what your that happened moving on
Rombi and so uh anyway, so that sent me down
the rabbit hole. And then v H one had this
show and I don't know if you remember this, Yeah,
hold on, where did it go?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Ah? Here it is.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
There was a girl she was on Rock of Love,
and then she was on Rock of Love Charm School,
and then they created a show around her called Megan
Wants to Be a Million Yes, yes, and yes. It
was on VH one too, And this show is responsible
for the end of these shows on VH one of this.
I didn't either, but she was all set on trying
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to find a mature guy so she could be a
trophy wife. By the way, she's a fucking six.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Anyway, they do the thing, it goes on, and then
one of the contestants who got married shortly after the
show ended to someone else, gets in trouble because his
wife is found dead. Yep, like what, and so they
hunt him down for murder and then they find him
(14:49):
died of a suicide, and so they then pull the
show and all these other crazy things.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah, they didn't do a background check on this cat,
but he killed her afterwards, there'd be no reason for
a background check.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
It wouldn't show anything, right, it wouldn't show he murdered
somebody because no one knew because it hadn't happened yet.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
But I think later they had found that he had
had like domestic abuse charges against him.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I don't know if that's true. I didn't see that
in anything that I found. Maybe it is.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I was like, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
But it sent me down a rabbit hole of people
that have died during because of reality shows, because of
the reality show. Yeah, okay, and I don't know about
you guys, but I would think that there's a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Of them, right, Uh, Okay, I wouldn't think so. I
know that as a fucking Storage Wars one of the ox,
you know, one of the buyers there, I think fucking
murdered somebody.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Really.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, that was like first season or whatever. That's the
only thing that comes to mind. I can't think of
anything else.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
So likewise, there have incidents that include The Bachelor, Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Voice, Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen, Nightmares,
Love Island, and some show called The Jeremy Kyle Show okay,
where people have died because of being on the show
and maybe like they're turmoil afterwards or they go, shit,
(16:25):
I'm a horrible human being and kept trouble readjusting.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Okay, ended up killing himself. Okay, Like I remember, what
was it, the Hell's Kitchen. I believe it was Hell's
Kitchen or Master Chef, one of the two. It was
Hell's Kitchen, is what it was. There was this big
fat fuck that was, you know, part of the show,
and he was he was competing or whatever, and he
ended up going to the hospital because you know, he
had some health issues or whatever, but they let him
(16:50):
come back. So all that just to say, I could
see something like that where there's a lot of stress,
you know, where you end up having a heart attack,
a grabber essentially right there on the show.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Okay, these are all the people that have died that
have been on Hell's Kitchen Love.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
It's la a minute.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
There shouldn't be.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
It's a list.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Wow, it's a list.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Season twelve, Jessica Vogel due to uh, you'll your assertive colitis, okay,
Paul Giganti from season sixteen, drug over to dose, Rachel
Brown season two, suicide, Keith Green season two, drowning, Aaron
Song season three, diabetes, whoa, Luis Petrozza season four, lung cancer,
(17:31):
Sandra Flores' season twelve heart complications, and Jonathan Plumley heart attack.
That's a lot of people to die from one shot. Yeah,
but a lot of those are natural causes, by the
way he dines natural.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
So true. But like the suicide thing, right, that's kind
of like where my head's the the lung cancer, the
heart disease and stuff like that. Yeah, they got it
because of their poor life decisions. They chose to smoke
them maybe they did leave. Maybe who knows. That's just
the first thought that comes to mind. But like drug
overdose suicide, I'm thinking, Okay, was it that bad on
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the show? You had to numb yourself with pills or
whatever it was that causes person overdose.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
And you found fame. They couldn't handle right.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Or the suicide was just too much. You got tired
of being called a donkey so many times you're like,
fuck this, I'm out of here.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I mean, I don't like diminishing the reason people you
know commit suicide too.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
They couldn't handle it. Everybody has dark days.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Everybody has sometimes where they let their inner voice be
louder than a real voice. Your mind is a cunning
salesman and can sell you bullshit and you will believe it.
And sometimes that's easier to believe than other days. And
not everybody can deal with it. And I think, I
don't want to say suicide is natural, but the test
(18:53):
of time, people have struggled with this through mounds of history,
and we just equate it that it's not the way
we just well, that didn't happen as suicide.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
It's not a new thing. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
No, No, it's always been around. People just get tired
of living. They're like, fucking I'm out, I'm out, I'm
done with this, right.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I just I didn't realize Hell's Kitchen had so many
people that died.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, it really makes me never want to be a
contestant on the show. I mean, not that I can't
cook for shit or anything.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
But I think that show has a lot of setup.
Like I think they find like six or seven good
chefs and then they just put people on that suck
and then they.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Just get cut.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
With bad singers.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Oh you think they did that intentionally? Oh yeah, yeah,
I think people really thought they could sing. I think
they advanced them to do that.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Right, May is Master Chef Junior. Where are you finding
all these fucking kids that are you know, four star
fucking chefs making what they make? Right? Me? At that age,
I was making peanut butter and Jellian ramen noodles, not
fucking doing a flambay or what the fuck ever? You
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Well, the misconception of that show, or Kids Baking Championship
or any of those things. A lot of cooking shows
is they have the recipe. Okay, you just think they
aren't because that's not good TV, right of course, right.
But a lot of Master Chef adult they have the recipe.
I guess everybody knows how to make a you know
that's never done it. They're like, make a oh, what's
(20:17):
the eggs? Make a benedict an eggs benedict with the sauce. Now,
everybody knows how to do that. So they have the
recipe to help them along.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
And that's what rescue.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I looked into being on a Top Chef Home Cook
of edition, really not Top Chopped Home Chef, because I'm like,
that'd be funny.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Shit, man.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Some of them they don't do it as often. They
only do it like every so many years. I was like,
I don't know, and it's one day of production, so
you go and you're only there for one day, as
opposed to some of these other ones, it's like fucking
six weeks of production. I don't eat a fucking dick.
I'm not I am not going to be away from
(20:59):
my family for weeks.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
My job.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I ain't gonna let me be away for six weeks.
They give me six weeks of vacation.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
I just can't take it all the time. Right, But
one day is not too awful bad? And do they
come into your house and have no filming there?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, no, no, no, you go you have to go
to New York for the show and then they film
it all in one day.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Okay, that's neat.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yeah, I don't think that's that big of a deal.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
It's not like Wheel a Fortune or something like that,
where you got to go and hope they fucking call you.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Oh yeah, and you got three or four times and
you got to pay for all your skips back and
forth until that final one when they pick you and
they're like, okay, you'll pay it for it.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
What would you make to be your submission for that
particular show?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Maybe pizza?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Okay, it's not sexy, but but you don't have to
be like a fucking you know, lobster tails in ramalade
sauce or something like that.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Right, and you make your own dough and everything, so
that makes it even more sure, sure, special.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Sure, but even on the show, you have all that
stuff's made for you. Right, you go and get dough
out of the fridger, right, right, they have water boiling
for you already, they have short stock already prepped, right,
you know, what I'm saying, there's some shortcuts on that show.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
You don't realize.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
People like, who the fucking make that in six in
fucking ten minutes, I don't know because they got the
water boiling.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Everything's chopped, kind of like those old Julia Child shows
where they're like, will they show you her beginning to
make it? But like thirty minutes in they're like, and
here we have the finished product. There's one that was
already fucking making sit in and oven for the entire time. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, but I think it'd be fun to go in
one of those home cooking shows. I could be you
watch those shows Worse Cooks.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Do you ever watch that?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
God, it's a little over the top with how satirical
it is.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
But then you get some people that you can tell
they really don't know how to cook.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I'll make jillo and burn it.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah I can't. I burn water and you're like, sure
you do.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
And then they make things and they're like, hah, they
don't know how to use a knife, like they're using
the backside of a night and you're like, settle down, Homer.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
People really can't use a knife, Like, I mean, sure,
that feels fake to me.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Sure, maybe it is. Maybe they are hamming it up
for the for the TV.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I don't think you should ever underestimate how somebody grew up.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Never underestimate the stupidity of people.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Of parents, right, You never know how someone grew up.
Usually you become who you are because of adversity. You
either grew up going I want to be just like
my parents, or you go, I don't want to fucking
do anything like my parents. Right, And even if you
say that, you're gonna do about sixty percent of the
shit they did.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Right, product of your environment, you are.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
One hundred percent Ghippy says, kids don't remember, I'm a
big believer.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Kids do remember.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh yeah, it embeds in them and manifests in a
different way. But I think they do right, And so yeah,
don't ever underestimate someone doesn't know how to use a
fucking knife or cook. If their parents never cooked, never
made anything, everything was which is a thing, then don't
ever think they can't use a knife because everything's been
cut for them, or they bought food already prepped in
(24:06):
mad Right now.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
I will say I have a I have a ton
of different kitchen knives, and I don't know which one
it does, which I don't know, I don't I'm sure
I cut things with the wrong knife all of the time.
I noticed the steak knives are. But when it comes
to like a few months back, the Cutco guy, because
I bought cut Co knives before.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Those are no door to door salesman.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Oh god, right, but I bought I bought them at
the TOLLSA State Fairwell.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
No, that's better.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
That guy paid to set up a booth so he
can sell some knives.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yes, but when they how much you paid him? I
paid for three knives. I think I paid like two
hundred and fifty dollars knives.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I think the Dollar store sells in for like five bucks.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
And that right there, because I looked into that when
I was nineteen twenty, you know, straight out just looking
for a job, right, And they're like, all right, so
here's the deal. Come in, we'll sell your knife, you
sell the knives. You have to pay. It's like four
hundred dollars for your kit that you have to take
the people's houses and demonstrate with so you your purchase right there.
(25:11):
Paid for half them a fuckers, kid, But it's a light.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
I mean it was lifetime warranty. One of them I
got was a filet knife for Kevin for fishing, and
I got it engraved and everything, which was really pretty cool.
But then you can always get them sharpened for free
and if there's something ever happens, like one of them
the handle of it broke and I got a replacement
for free. Anyway, when he came over to sharpen my
(25:37):
cutcoat knives.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
To your house, yeah, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, it was pretty pretty nice.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Knives that actually sold me before, but he was like, oh,
this is a nice set of knives that you have here.
I've said a pioneer woman.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
That is the exact reason I don't want them in
my house. Sharpen my fucking knive. I'm not here for small.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Talk, right, But I had no idea. Like he's like, oh,
that's a cheese knife. I had no idea. I had
no idea. I even had a cheese cutting knife.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I think that's a lot different than using the fucking
sharp end.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Right, absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
How do you hold it and go, yeah, this is
Brian right.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
If this is not cutting very well, I guess it
needs to be sharpen.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
If you've seen a slasher movie. You know this right, right?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
If anything you would believe in a slasher movie, Jason
Vories would use the wrong end.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Right, He's got the power for it.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yes, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, we've round it enough. I
would imagine. All right, you guys have a fantastic week.
And by the way, our toy.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Drive is getting soon.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
That's what we should have said when someone's like, hey,
what are you looking forward to?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, not the toy drive.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
I was gonna say all.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Night, oh god, oh you guys have a great week.
We'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
See bye bye.
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