The Morning Dump 11-11-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Somebody text in and asked us as we were finishing
the show, if you win the lottery, why are you
giving two weeks notice?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Uh, Lindsey, what do you think?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I mean, it's I'm a firm believer in and not
burning bridges. I just think it's a respectful thing to do.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
But they don't do that to you. They don't care
about burning bridges.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
It is true, but I mean I have been I
have been let go from a company and also hired
back from the same company.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
So I mean, but they let you go right you
didn't quit on them.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
They're like, get the hell on out of here, and
they're like, oh my bait, we kind of need somebody
against I feel that it might be a little bit different,
but it's all the same. It's breaking up with somebody
and then trying to get back with them again.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
If you're good. None of that matters, I think. But
it's a fair question to ask, why do you think, Kimpy.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Because that's how we were in doctrine growing up, is
that that's what you should do.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's the proper thing to do.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
So they can find somebody else who's going to take
your job, and you can show them how to do
your job when you're on your way out the door.
That's why they say to do it. I've never been
a big fan of the two weeks. Notice I've done
it a few times because why that's what they tell
us we should do. But there's been more times than nothing.

(01:37):
I'm just like, you know what, if you guys there's
a podcast, right, I'm fucking out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, I am gonna put in my two weeks because,
as Gimpie said, that's what you're supposed to do.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
But then I'm turning in all my.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Vacation, right, just use your vacation if you have left.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I'm going on vacation for.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Them on my sick days, right, yeah, yeah, I'm not well,
yeah I might as well, because you don't if they
don't cut you a check for the unused vacation day.
Not here, they don't. No, I don't think there's a lot.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Maybe there are some any company I've ever worked for,
you don't you don't get that at the end of
your service there it's like you're done, You're done, have
a nice frigging day.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, it's a fair point. But I also think there's
a little bit of Hey, Corbyn, won't be coming back,
like if you have an attorney doing Hey, Corbyn won't
be coming back. The response is why my phone's blown up.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
It won't matter.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I'm changing my phone immediately, right, you just don't even
change the phone, just don't answer. Yeah, but if I
if I don't need the temptation, I don't need to
go back to it. Fair, I would rather just change it.
And then that's the that's the band aid peeled off,
and that's it.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Start right the hell on over again. Yeah, I get that.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
And some people asked, what are the dangers of being public? Uh,
you open yourself up to relatives you didn't know you had,
really right, because there's I mean, last names are common.
Look at Smith right there.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Common.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, there's a lot of last names out there that
are super common. You know, even my grandparents, I didn't
think their last name was very common.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
It was Zimmerman. You know how many motherfucking Zimmerman's are
out there?

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
A lot? Right, a lot.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
So you get every last one of them coming after
you with they hand out.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Well, you know how many motherfucker's gonna come up saying
they're your dad?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
M We don't look anything alike.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Hey, nobody said anything. Right, daddy gets four hundred million dollars,
Suddenly all these dads are lining up.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well you know what the answer to
that is. You didn't do dick for me growing up,
so I ain't doing dick for you right now?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
How about blackmail being public? How about home invasion?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Right?

Speaker 4 (03:39):
That's always been a goddamn fear of mind anyways, home invasion?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
How about people following your family?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
It isn't just you that spider's out right? Because does
my wife quit work?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I think? I think so?

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, at four hundred million dollars, yeah, both of you
are retired and your kids might not even have to work.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
For a while. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Lawsuits, You open yourself up to litigious situations where someone
can come on your property and act like they fell,
maybe act like you hit them with your car.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Who knows?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Ex girlfriends, ex boyfriends, people just show up out of
nowhere saying you owe them money, thinking you are their
financial savior.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Can you be anonymous in Oklahoma?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
No? Ain't that some bullshit? Ain't that some bullshit? You
can't be an honest.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
You can't be like I just want to collect my
money and go move to the fucking mountains.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
I don't think you have to do a picture or anything,
but they it has to go on record, right, I
don't think a trust.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
But is that public record?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Like?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Can I call the Oklahoma Lottery Commission and be like,
I need the powerball winners Oklahoma power Ball winners for
the last five drawings whatever, and do they give that
to you.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
It's a state funded thing, you have to have it
public somewhere. Yeah, it's public record. I don't see how
that can be a thing. How well that's legal.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Right, that's good they've gotta because you're not really protecting anybody.
I could be like, okay, well I see Corbyn Pierce
won the lottery back in twenty twenty four. I'm coming
after this motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
But I think because it's state funded, it's part of
the state entity, that is it has.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
To be public record. Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
This says in Oklahoma you cannot fully connect anonymously. You
can claim your price through a trust or legal entity
in some cases, and that gives you some cover, but
not total anonymity. Personal details may still be required to
internally for tax and verification purposes. Oklahoma law requires the
winner's name and city of residents to be public record

(05:47):
due to the state's open records law. Wow, you cannot
hide your identity entirely from the public public in the
claim record under standard rules. Even if you use a
trust or LLC, the entity name is public and depending
on the entity set up and an identity might still
link back to you.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
So even if you've got a lawyer to do all
that stuff for you, go collect the check, collect the money, right,
set everything all up for you, it's still going to
be John Smith Esquire doing business for the winner.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah. So it's still a way to get out. Man.
That sucks. That sucks.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, they still need your Okay. So this says if
you I said, if I use a trust, do they
still need my name? Yes, the lottery you will need
your real name even if you use a trust, but
the public doesn't have to see your personal name if
the trust is set up correctly.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, So that's where the key is there. Yeah, I'll
set up in a trust.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
So the answer is yes, you can do it anonymously,
but also no, just nice and confusing, just the way
I like it. Yeah, that's why. Just like we talked
about with Jeff, don't you don't know shit?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Right?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
What's the line from Ozark? You don't know shit about fuck?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Right? Let someone who knows at least a little.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
More shit about fuck than you right to handle all
that stuff. There was this story in the news about
a former NFL player and he was doing an interview
and he said he always pes on the floor of
airplane bathrooms.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
What because they're too small?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Maybe I don't know, or he's just a fucking nasty
slob like that.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's gross.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
He was on a podcast, of course, and he was asked,
out of all the things happening in your life right now,
what makes you the most annoyed, what pisses you off
the most? Non football related? And he said, uh he
he likes to punish bad travelers. He says, I'm the happiest,

(07:53):
go luckily. Look, I'm the happiest, go luckiest guy you'll
ever meet in your entire life. I will say one
thing that irritates me is, uh, see now I'm telling
on myself people that don't know how to travel, Like,
nobody wants to see your feet and flip flops on
a plane, not one person. Nobody wants to see you
in a tank top with your armpits hanging out. That

(08:16):
drives me insane. Have some kouth about you, you know,
dress appropriately, put on a pair of shoes. And then
the co host said, can I ask you this? Should
the people in flip flops on airplanes? Should they be executed?
It feels like a stupid question.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, uh, he said, I don't know about that, but
I always pee on the floor to make sure. I
even see people walking socks in the bathroom, I always
peel on the floor to make sure if you walk
in socks you're getting urine on your feet.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
What I Yeah, he's just being an asshole at that point.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Who are you to decide how people should dress or
not dress? And who are you to inflict a punishment? Right,
I'll get it if you are in first class? Even then, No,
even then, I'm paying the money to fucking sit up here.
I'll fucking wear whatever the hell that I want, you
know what I mean? I agree with him that people
should have some koth like you should wear shoes, right,

(09:13):
you shouldn't be barefoot? No, but flip flops work just fine. Yeah, Jesus,
sandals work just fine. Yeah, if that's on you, If
you choose to do that. I agree that that's who
am I to say that you shouldn't. I just think
that you shouldn't have to be putting your stinky ass
feet or bare feet near me.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah no, Ke'm on the floor. Yeah, keep him on
the floor right there, as they should be.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Wire your fucking feet up on the back of the
chair anyway, you damn we'd do. But people be people,
you know, And that's shitty of him. I hope that
comes around somehow. He ends up, I don't know, being
banned from every flight ever from here on out, or
I don't know, is he.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Did they say with you he was current NFL player? Normal?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
I know, I believe he's retired. I believe he's retired.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Okay, well, then he can't take his job away from him,
but you can't take his flying rights away from him.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Fuck him. Yeah, that's all I got to say about that.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I mean, I don't know. People think flying is this
really great thing. It's the fucking greyhound of the air.
It isn't a time when not everybody can afford it.
You're flying fifty dollars to Dallas, so it is pretty easy.
People are spending you know, fifteen hundred dollars on an iPhone.

(10:30):
They're figuring out how to buy a plane Ticketeah, so
it isn't this time when everybody wears suits and hats
right on the get the fuck out.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Of here right like it did back in the day
when it was so new.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
This feels very yell at the sky.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, he's definitely more offensive than their person taking their
shoes off.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, now that's true. Piss it on the floor is
way more gross than someone in bare feet.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yes, because not only are the people who happen to
be in bare feet or wearing their socks, everybody's trampling
through your bodily fluids. Everybody is every fucking passenger that
goes in there, the the flight attendants. Because you can't
golf steward this is anymore so you get.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
The fly pilots.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Every motherfucker that goes in that bathroom is gonna trampled
into your piss all. Why because probably because one crunchy
hippie pissed you off.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Right and he says he does it and on every
flight that he's on. Just because there's some people that
take their shoes off. Well, you know what, there there
are reasons that people take their shoes off on flight.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Some people, okay, I'm intrigued. Some people I don't.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I don't take my shoes off.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Hold on, slow down.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I can't think of a reason why you have to
take your shoes off.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I know you're gonna tell us, But can you think
of one?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
GIMPI No, outside of just comfort, that's it.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, that's the only thing I can think is comfort.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Go ahead. So maybe your gout is flaring up.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Not a problem, that's you also have been chosen to
induce yourself with that problem.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Okay, so but what what I'm thinking, Like, I do
get my finger and my ankles will swell on an airplane. Sure,
so maybe someone who has that problem, they are like, oh,
my feet are getting swollen. I'm going to take my
shoes off while I'm on this plane. No, it could
be a reason, though.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
But that's not a that's you believing it's a reason.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Well, it goes back to comfort.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, that's comfort. That's you thinking you need to do that.
That's not a real thing, right.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Well, and it's not a real reason to pee on
the floor of a bathroom something.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I don't disagree, but he's not saying it's for a
medical reason, legitimate reason. That's you, You're saying it's a
legitimate reason.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Well, I mean he could ask someone why are your
shoes off?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh that's also stupid too.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
He could just say put your shoes on.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
If I heard that, I'd be like, get bent fucker,
none of you goddamn it because I want to.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah that's why.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah, But to me, he's he is definitely more offensive
than a person taking their shoes.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
I think the biggest problem is you're making somebody who's
probably got a second job trying to feed their family
have to clean.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
It up, right, Yeah right, stewardesses aren't doing it.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
And by the way, by the way, ahole. Now it's
a bodily fluid, right, you could delay the takeoff of
the plane.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
It's a biohazard at this point.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yes, I have no joke. We were on a plane
coming back from Mexico, I think, and somebody vomited in
the seat right in the ice. Oh shit, man, it
was bad, and my wife was like, do we need
to get off? I'm like I don't, I don't know.
They made everybody get off the fucking plane. We had

(13:39):
to get a different plane. Yes, it was fucking wild because.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
You don't know what kind of diseases.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yes, they're going and then that's just vomit. We don't
know what you're pissing out onto the floor, and you
know they're not going to take off. Maybe maybe they
might miss it. After everybody gets on boarded right, and
they go through and they do the check, they're like, okay,
nobody left their purse or their bag, and check the
bathroom real quick. And fucking standing water. Hey, they're standing

(14:09):
water in here?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Why is there standing water? It ain't water? And then.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
I can think of the circulating air. It's just recycled
air in the airplane. And you're smelling that vomit.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Oh yeah, it's really bad.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Get me the hell off of this aircraft asap.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
I was gonna say, which is worse a baby with
a shitty diver on a plane or vomit?

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Vomit?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
I think vomit?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, any complain about a baby stupid, right, because they
don't know any better. Yeah, they're just a baby. Of
course they want us to believe that.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
They're just babies and they don't know any better. But
how do we not know that they're not like inside
because they can't talk. They're like, you know what, fuck
these guys. I'm gonna ship my pants right fucking now.
I want to make every last one of you motherfuckers like.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
At Zootopia where the Fox has the little guy and
when they when he finally he talks, he's like, hey, motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Yeah, we don't know what's going on in that baby's Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Uh. This is a pretty funny quote from Dana White.
He said that Mark Zuckerberg would beat the living shit
out of most of you.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Well, isn't even like a black belt or like, no
Latin belt, No, no fucking triple taekwondo.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Fucking he got some stripes purple.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
The last thing I saw he was a blue belt,
which means he's been at it for two to four years.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Yeah, but if he is being trained by like Shaolin
monks and not you know, done me anything some guy
named Jeff and a strip mall somewhere.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Mean maybe I don't know. He's not a black belt.
And by the way, even if you're a black belt,
that doesn't mean you you you are abstained from getting
your ass kicked. A lot of guys that fight in
the UFC have black belts. Yeah, but then they get
their asses whooped. Sounds badass. It does sound badass for sure,
and I definitely wouldn't want to get caught in a tussle.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, I'm not a black belt.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Right, And they're equating all this to him waking up
on a he says it on a podcast. He says,
I wake up and fight people.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Bitch.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
There's a lot of six am classes, and I would
argue that you're not going to a group class. You
probably a private one, or you have one where people
you've selected to also be there. Yeah, it's a you
know what I'm saying, He ain't rolling with like Corbin True.
To be fair, his platform makes me want to fight
people to sure.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah. Stupid Facebook. Uh, he says.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
I wake up at like seven seven thirty. The kids
start making noise around the house. It's like, all right,
sleep is done. And then I look at my phone
and I'm just like all these things that these people
are doing, like you did?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
What are you kidding me? Really? God damn it.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I compose myself, go fight for two hours, recenter myself,
and it's like.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Now I can go deal with this stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
So if he's getting up at seven seven point thirty.
It takes at least twenty minutes to get to the gym.
Let's assume he's close now, he's going till ten. He's
got a shower out. He ain't reporting to work to
goddamn nuon right, But.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Does he have to? No, he does not, Mark Zuckerberg,
he does not. That's true.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I know plenty of people that spend much time at
the gym and they can't fight where shit.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
She's still married to that Asian lady.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yes, I mean shit, I wouldn't divorce him.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
No.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
They don't have kids, do they?

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yes? Oh they do, but he just said, yeah, kids
getting up and moving around and she.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Can take care of them.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Dana White technically said, people talk shit about Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg
is actually a great athlete. He trains mma and surf.
He does all this shit. Zuckerberg will beat the shit
out of you. Okay, everybody thinks he's some computer nerd.
Mark Zuckerberg will beat the living shit out of you.
All these guys that talk stuff about him on the internet,
He'll kick your ass.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
I don't think anybody was questioning his athleticism. And there
are plenty of guys who train who look like nerds. Mikey,
muse mechy if I remember his name, right, he looks
like a dork and he whoops people's ass in jiu jitsu,
So it ain't about looking like a nerd, right.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
I feel like Dana White's just kind of trolling. He's
just trying to hype him up so maybe he'll come
do a fight because he thinks that's what people want.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
He's not gonna do a fight, no way, no way,
He's same. Reason is why I said it wouldn't happen
with Elon. These two guys represent trillions of dollars, Yeah,
and one of them getting injured, hurt or dead with
detriment to the company. There's no way the board of

(18:54):
WOU would let that. There's no way. It's too much
so that ain't ever gonna happen. And if they're where,
there'd be some sort of all these rules to make
it where he can't get fucking hit right right, you know,
whether he's wearing face protection or whatever. Fuck, that fight's
already off between the Paul brother and uh Giovante.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
That kid.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
He's not a kid, goddamn, he's just tiny.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Uh yeah, But.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Like that that fight's already off, and you could say
it's self tabat sabotage. Maybe it was promotion, don't I
don't know, but he got in trouble with the law
flow no, Floyd Mayweather's old.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah, what if Zuck was like, hey, half my fortune
to anybody that can knock me out in three rounds.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
First of all, there's a lot, right, there's a lot
of people.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
I'd give it a shot.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
He weighs one fifty five.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Wow. Yeah, so he's a small guy.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, let's see, I'll tully is if they're being honest,
like five five eleven five ten uh five seven, So
he's shorter than me.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Okay, yeah, he would ease.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
There are plenty of people in his weight class that
would knock the shit out of him.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, but imagine the television though.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Listen, there's a massive difference between training jiu jitsu and
you going with your buddies every day, going to the gym,
hitting mits every day, and then closing a cage and
someone trying to fucking kill you.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I'm just being honest, huh.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
I first tournament I did the octane things moved at
was intimidating, Right, you don't have time to think. You
don't have time to question things.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
You do things.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
The next thing you know, you're fucking pat tapping out right, right,
And that's what I'm saying, Man, make a competition out
of it. Half my fortune if you knock me out.
You know how many people would sign up to do it.
And maybe he is a badass or whatever, and nobody
could knock him out, but everybody tries.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
To do it. I'd watch it. I'd watch it on
pay per view.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, I I would spar with him. I think that
would be fun. Yeah, right, just so you can say
you sparred with Zuckerberg, right, fucking billionaire.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Yeah, that's fun.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
And there are guys that come to the gym that
have different statuses in the community and they're fun to
roll with.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah right.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I roll with a lot of police officers. I've tapped
a lot of police officers. They've tapped me, Like, that's fun.
So it would be fun to.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Do that with him. Yeah, just to say that you
did it. There's a video out there of him rolling with.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Shit who is it? And when you see you're like, okay,
he's not he doesn't know shit. I'm not joke like.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Zuckerberg or the other guy. Okay, no Zuckerberg, and.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
You see the video and you're like, this is no
and the guy's a world champion that he's going against.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Yeah, but you get to say he got to spar
with Mark Zuckerberg, one of the richest people in the world.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah, Okay, So here, I don't know how to fucking
show you this in this goddamn studio, but like, this
is him, this is him. He's fighting one of the
best jiu jitsu guys in the country and he's really
really good, and he did a single league take down.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
He fucking just fell down. Stop Mark.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, he lightly rolled over him. Yeah, and he just
submitted him in two seconds. That is not real. He
doesn't know what he's doing. He's the guy that's really good.
Is going at maybe twenty percent, right, just.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Going easy, A little little promotional idea there, yeah, yeah, listen,
we just Mark wants to come in.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
He wants to fight.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Okay, Yeah, here's another one here he is fighting, uh,
sparring with Alex Perreira, world champion, the best fighter in
MMA right now. And you tell me, does this guy
look like he's trying one hundred percent? He's tapping him
on his gloves. His his guard is closed before Zuck's

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hand ever gets there.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
It's like, hey, yeah, yeah, paying.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
The professional fighter is actually teaching. It's like he's showing
him that this is what to do.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
They're just sparring. There's no teaching there. He's just sparring.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
They're just playing around.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Yeah, that's that's a guy who's got a lot of
money who wants to you know, he's probably gotten into
this new hobby and wants to deal with the elites
that are in that field. So he's like, listen, here's
a here's five hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Just let me just go on.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
So typically guys that fight that spar with people who
don't fight will match the pace and cadence of the
person who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing, right,
So it makes sense absolutely they have a responsibility as
the professional to know how to holster right.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
And so you can see him.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Uh lightly just he's dancing.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah yeah, And.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
If you watched a real fight with Alex Prairie, you
go holy shit.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Right right. Meanwhile, Zuckerberg is over there. Did I do good?
I did good? Yes? Yeah, you did good? At him
on the head.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
The number of people that even fight you don't even know.
So just because someone's talking shit doesn't mean they're in
their basement drinking red bull. All right, Yeah, I love
that stuff. Oh that's fun. I would love to go
spar with him. Well just Zuckerberg, Yeah, I guess, I guess,
be all right, just again, just say you did it

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with a billionaire. Yeah, I'd rather go have a you know, drink, yeah,
shrimp cocktail or something.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
But that's just me.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
There's a female fighter that's in our gym and I
sparred with her and she destroyed me. And she's a
buck twenty, right. She was training for a fight, and
so we all lined up and did a thing. We're
holding up her against the cage, and even then she

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whooped my ass and I'm trying. My job was to
lean down and press on her against the wall, right,
and that's all I had to do, and she was
trying to work her system to get out of it.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Even then.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Just feels like hype from Dana White. By the way,
I can't stand his is a Dodge commercial. He voices
a Dodge commercial, and he's because he always yells and
he's like, hey, America. Yeah, I don't know. I've only
seen the one recently. I think it's with Terry Crews.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Oh yeah, oh god does he do that? He does
anything he wants.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, this is the Dana White Dodge commercial. Yeah, the
end where he's like, never stop being American. See if
this is gonna work here on the volume.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Ze except one thing. We just can't stop being American
because since that revolution they said we'd lose, we just
couldn't choose to stop being American. We put hemyvhs back
on the strip and pack eight layers and a seven
layer down.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
We don't need to here on that. I'll get you
near the end.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
And never ever ever stop being American. Nothing stops America,
and nothing stops Ram.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
I'd like to say that it's just a big dumb jock.
That's a script they give to a big dumb jock.
But he's probably a lot smarter than what.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
You think he is. Smarter. Guy's running a fucking multi
million dollar four.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Oh I have note. He's a genius, right, he is
a genie.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Ys.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
But his you know, knuckle dragon voice is a little
like god dang man, and he's a he can hype
people up I've seen him do it.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
It's awesome for sure.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, this isn't I hate Dana White.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
It's just like, oh my god, was he a fighter himself?

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah, it's kind of like the criticism Joe Rogan's getting
right now because Ronda Rouse. He came out and said
that he's just a fan that knows wow, because he's
never fought. Yeah, he competed in taekwondo and she is
a gold medalist in taekwondo. And she's like, that's not fighting, Okay,

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that's fair, and so he is. And he's super knowledgeable.
I think he does great. He's a great commentator.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Is she wrong? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Has he You've seen him kick some bags and does
he train? Yes, But again I know plenty of guys
that can fight are high trainers, and then they get
in the cage and they're like fuck that, I'm not
I'm never doing that.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Again, right right? I liked to better on Fear Factory.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, yeah, which I watched an episode yesterday showing God
damn ever.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
It's a wild show.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
It's a wild show.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
So a new one they were or whatever, But is.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
There Yeah with the dude from Jackass, Johnny Knox's.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Right, that's right, but they're not having them drink mule seamen.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
No.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
That was that. That was the episode that canceled Fear Factor.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
You you watch it and you're like, cause that show's
twenty years old. Yeah, you watch it and you're like,
god damn.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
I watched yesterday and it was like towards the end
of whatever, and it was the uh it was like
the Buddies, you know episode or whatever, and it's.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Like two friends.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
It's like one of you's going to drive the ramp
car and then the other one of you is going
to drive the rear car. And the job is to
get the rear car over the ramp car and onto
the back of this you know, flat bed semi while
it's moving and weaving down the highway. And I was like, what,
how is this the thing? How is this there? They
they're not professional driver. Now they're going to fucking wreck

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is what's gonna happen? And I was like, how did
I liability?

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Whatever made him sign a fucking way or whatever, you know,
And and I'll be damn that guy gets up onto
the ramp car and then gets it up on the
back of the truck. Loses fucking control, rolls his car
off the side of the flat and how much.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Do they win at the end of that show back then.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Fifty thousands like that. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Uh, there you got stuck in a rabbit hole of
the old Bully beat Down show. Oh yeah, which was
on MTV and it was for those who know a fighter.
Jason Mayham Miller would host the show and talk to
bullies and then whoever they picked on would pick a
fighter to fight the bully and beat the shit out
of them.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
That's awesome, yes, And the.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Deal was if the bully beat they would get ten grandah.
And it only happened once, I think. But there's some
controversy around it that the bully and the person never
knew each other before that moment. It was all stage, which,
of course maybe it was a Some of those shows
that MTV had fucking awesome shows, the show where the

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girl got on the like the bus and she had
the guys came out and would go on a date.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Then they'd have to go back on.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
The bus and god, just are they go to their
room and evaluate the room on whether they should date them.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Yeah, some of those early two thousand's late nineties, early
two thousands.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
I was surprised that they that they canceled Ridiculousness.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
It's about time the show has ran its course. Well yeah,
Next was the name of that show.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Yeah, it was brilliant, bad fucking singled Out was another
great Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you want to throw it
way back in the day, remote control, going back in
the day.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, and now it's all nothing.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
But fucking was this sixteen and pregnant and fucking ridiculousness?
I don't even think sixteen and pregnant on these things.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Ridiculous ridiculousness just got canceled, That's.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
What she was.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yeah, which is good. That's a that's a good, solid run.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
And I'm glad that they're finally hopefully soon because why yesterday,
I'm going through channels and there it is ridiculousness on
every fucking hour on it and I'm just like, this
is yeah, something else.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
But didn't they just cancel MTV, Like didn't they retire
MTV itself?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
That? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
No, it's a huge brand for.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
No.

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