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Here every show at ESPN fifteen thirtydot com. Is that time for talkbacks.
Press the microphone and record your messagefor ustain and tone, Please keep
it clean and don't be mean.And a sprinkle sprinkled drip drip. It's
that time for talkbacks. It's ourfavorite part of Sancy three sixties. Austin
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Buddy, play that talkback on yourscreen and please try not to Saba Taja.
All right, Dan, let's go. Let's get to him, Tony,
congratulations on number three. Now.I don't know what your plans are
if Meredith thinks she wants a fourth. But if you need a way to
get a vasectomy without her knowing it, I know how to do it.
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Oh involves a bicycle accident and acooperative youurologist, call me who did?
Okay? Thank you, Pase talkto keep that in mind. Are there
non cooperative yours? Uh? That'sa good question, Hunter Green throwing up
the other night m I C RC S M. Of the Red season.
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Remember this one of the Pew episode. They kept getting lost and finally
one of the Poohs said, well, let's try to go the wrong way
and maybe we'll get there. Ithink David Bell should tell the Reds get
thrown out on the base pass andmake as many errors as possible. Your
first psychology a little bit Fellas playloose. Okay, uh yeah, Reds,
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you can stop believe it now.Gosh man Jim Tony Austin Austin,
big, big supporter of the SquattyBody. Have been a user twenty seventeen.
I wish every public restroom had one. It is great for your health,
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great for your life. Highly recommendyou purchase him. Heck, maybe
we can get him to sponsor theshow. I don't know who will reach
out to, but I got apresidential staff here. I'll reach out to
their people. I like Johnny eventhough he's one foot out the door.
Yeah, still willing to do stuff. He's a lame duck for the show.
Lame duck president. Also Tony asone of eight children. Yeah,
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I know my mom's crazy. Ithink Meredith would probably think she's a psychopath
at the end of the day.But what I'll tell you is free,
good number. Stay there. It'shard, but you don't want to do
eight. You just don't want todo eight. Now. Granted, I
wouldn't have been happy if my momstopped that free because I wouldn't be here,
right, But what a world thatwould be. I don't want to
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think about that. Football. Whatdid he just what would he say at
the end? I'm not football.I don't know who's number three? Is
there a number three in football?There's number three everywhere? Yeah, I
was gonna say it's widely known.Bezza. Dude, I don't really use
whatever you call it. You guyswant something to debate? Yeah, the
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radio spot earlier called you guys Cincinnati'sdynamic duo. How about your debate?
Who's Batman and Who's Robin? Couldget interesting? Huh interesting? Interesting?
Got receipts? Sorry for the doubletip. Oh, dude, you're not
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going to watch the presidential debate.That's the best I never said that ever.
To sit down? What You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be confused,
you'll be entertained. Why why wouldn'tyou watch such such a train wreck
on both sides? Dude? Watchingthat's almost like the Jimmy Valvano speech back
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in the day. You can laugh, you can cry all that in one
day. Yes, you can dothat in one setting tonight by watching this
debate. Hello, this is formerpresident Ronald Reagan and Willignight. Like father
like son, lebron may see hisson Bronni join him in the NBA tonight.
Oh it reminds me of the goodold dies, just like when George
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Herbert Walker Bush saw his son GeorgeBush become a president and the same as
John Adams son John Quincy Adams Juniorthe third. Ah, thank you,
mister president. Debate topic Wizards versusNets. Who's gonna be tanking harder?
Oh gosh, I have no idea. Both those teams, probably the Wizards.
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Hey, guys, Jeff and youRick John. First of all,
great to have you back. Soundedgreat. Laugh the family's well. Hey,
topic for you guys to debate.Should Bob Castelini sell the rem I
will die on this hill that Ithink that he needs. Suh. You
look at their franchise. Compare DeafC Cincinnati. They both had injuries,
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but FC is the only one that'sactively looking to fix it. Do you
think that would be a hill hewould have to die on or would that
be a hill that you could maybeclimb up. I think that's one he'd
probably have to die on because theCasilines aren't selling the team. Hey,
guys, Jeff back with THEE.I will bet you dollars to donuts what
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that the Reds will not make amajor move with the trade deadline. They
they won't do it. I willdeliver six donuts from graders to you guys
to the station if they do.You can even tell me what kind you
like. Glaza, guys, Ilove the term dollars to donuts. I'm
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gonna start using that. I think. I don't think they'll do anything.
I think the Red should trade forUH three to two one. I think
the Red should trade for a formerRed. I think, I said Billy
Hamilton him too. Hey, thisis Kate from Montgomery. You can't do
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imitations. I'm not even gonna tryso. I was just thinking maybe maybe
the Reds could hire doctor Nick fromThe Simpsons to do the UH, to
do the injury updates day. Atleast it would be you know, entertaining
and possibly even comically accurate. Hasanybody checked did the Simpsons accurately predict the
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Reds downfall? Probably at some point, Hey, guys, Marcus debate options
for you guys. Mine is anon sports related because I left us as
a talkback a long time ago.And you guys even said that that that
would be an actual topic debate insteada big talk back question. But who
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would win in a fight a gorillaor a I like this too. I
like this. You see me inthe woods in a fight with the bear.
Help the bear. I think youshould debate monk Freight versus Stevia.
I don't know what that is.I know what Stevia is. I don't
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know what monks Sativa Luke LIMA quickdebate topic, which of these three former
Reds would make the current team improvethe most. Brandon Phillips, Adam Dunn
or Sean Casey oh Man, ProbablySean Casey, I don't know, because
Casey's the best hitter out of thebunch. Yeah, their defense also stinks,
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and Phillips could help that. AdamDunk could hit more home runs.
That's a good question. That isa good question. So lucky me.
I'm headed to Saint Louis this weekendto watch the rest. I'm actually kind
of excited because I've never been toBush Stadium in alex I got my hopes
up, but probably won't listen tothe show. Yea, you know it
will be in the hunt, butit'll be cool. You guys should debate.
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Do you wipe standing or sitting down? I watched one time, I
watched a YouTube video about this thatchanged my life, probably about ten years
ago, of which Wyny, welcomeback. Congrats to you and mayor awesome
job, well done this Thursday,and you know who it is. There's
no debate. Two cuts, There'sno doubt it me. Two cuts the
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best there is, the best therewas. And I hope you're listening two
cuts out. I hope you're listeningto Landon ye Coward. Two cuts.
Can you get Tony some blantons?He tweeted me. He can't happy.
He tried to. I am lookingfor Here's what I wanted to do,
though, careful, Here's what Iwanted to do. I wanted to get
Pappy and I wanted to just saveit until like Walker turns twenty one,
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maybe like eighteen or nineteen, butand then I have a drink with him.
Then that's what I wanted to do. But why go back one though?
What what did you watch that changedyour life in the term A coperversation
about standing and sitting? It wascrazy? What did it change your mind
too? Welcome back, Tony?I finally made it out the Twin Pikes
for the first time a few daysago. I was hoping to section,
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but they said it was fool.Did you guys hear Bruce Bouchie's quote,
I'm arrangers in the offensive shakeup.We can't sit back and wait hope it
comes together. It's time for usto obfously beerform like the team we know
we can be. I have greatconfidence in all the players, but for
a number of reasons, we haveperformed to level work expecting. Man.
That sounds nice, doesn't it.Okay, the guy who's won a few
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things. Okay, hey guys,I got a start bench cut for you,
David Bell, Nick Krawl for theReds medical staff. Oh my gosh,
I'm gonna start Nick Krawl. I'llbench David Bell. I'll cut the
medical staff. I will start Crawlbench the staff. And I hate to
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do this because he's going to managethe All Star Game. But he's not
managing the All Star Game. Heis a member of the staff on the
National League side. I want tosee him wearing an MLB uniform for the
All Star Game, just just thelogo on his hat. Yep. David
Bell said nothing changes with this team, and he said it in a good
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way. I mean, how crazyis that it is? It's nuts,
dude, the messaging watching There's zerochance I'm watching him tonight, the presidential
bates on debates on I'd rather watchthat. Hell, I'd rather watch anything
the Reds. Watching the Reds forthe rest of the summer is way down
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on that list. He said hischeeks. Guys, what are we going
to do about all these Cincinnati injuries? All right? All that police here
seemed to get significant injuries. Yeah, starting with me really a couple of
years ago. We had Burrow lastyear with the wrist, all the Reds
this year, and then me Osgawith the knee out for the year.
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Is there a way we could usethe material from the Guardian caps on those
helmets in the NFL and just wrapup the entire city in them? What
do you think? It's a goodquestion. It's a good question. Yeah,
I'm all right with that. Goback to you know, a Heisman
hopeful in two thousand and nine whoended with an injury. Who move on,
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Go ahead, Tony Awsome, Georgein the Valleys, can I sets
up perfectly? We got a sixPM USA gonna get a victory there,
and then we got a nine pmTrump trained victory. Oh gosh, I
should have read that one beforehand,everybody. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
That's my fault. I did notread it. This is a non political
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show. That is my fault fornot reading it beforehand. And we do
not take a stance. We don'tdo all that. And I apologize,
and George is no longer welcome.Hey, could an argument be made that
the Reds are actually performing exactly onpace to what like people expected. Vegas
only thought they'd win eighty two gameswhen we had everybody. Now we have
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nobody, and we're like four gamesout of the wild card. I don't
know. Yeah, I heard MOmake that point last night, and that
was a good perspective. It's truebecause remember we had those conversations of like,
really like this team could be betterthan that, right, Yeah,
I always know. I think that'sa good point. They always know.
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I do want to clarify, George, You're welcome, but your political opinions
are not. Yes, your politicalopinions are not. Well, we don't
do that here, Tony Austin havea debate question for you, Okay,
what's worse the nineties Bengals or theCastelina owned reds oh Man. I really
only have a hard one to debatebecause the member. Yeah, yeah,
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that's a harder one. Yeah,that was their last one. All Right,
We've got a slew of things todebate at two o'clock. I look
forward to it. Yeah, Molagger'salso back today. We'll have him for
Quick Hits and Locked in the Night. Is he more f I think more
phone calls five one thor else he'sjust been here doing stuff for later.
Uh more phone calls five one,three, seven, fifteen thirty and uh,
I do have one Bengals question.Let's go still ahead in ESPN fifteen
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