Crazy First Date: "She Thought I Was Proposing!"

Michael called in with his "Crazy First Date" story and how he tried to cleam up some ice cream off of his date's foot and she thought he was proposing!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's Kabby and Christine's crazy first date.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Christine, we have Michael on the phone.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
So Michael, when did your crazy first day take place?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
This is about seven eight years ago?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
All right? How'd you meet the person.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Through a mutual friend? It was a little bit of
a hook up, all right?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
And what happened after that?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I pick her up. We go out for dinner, nice
little restaurant in Brooklyn, having a good time, conversations going well.
Dinner was amazing, had a couple of drinks and begins
conversation with our likes and dislikes, and she tells me
that she really really loves massages, and I'm like, okay,
maybe this will work out. Sometime later on, towards the
end of dinner, after a few drinks, she puts her

(00:41):
foot up on my chair and I'm maybe she's expecting
a little foot massage under the table. I went with it,
figured okay, not a big deal. We already ate. After that,
we go to a movie. We're sitting at the movies,
all of a sudden, her foot ends up in my
lap again, and I'm thinking, oh god, I don't have
a foot fetch. But I don't have a problem with it.
If they are okay looking, give her a little bit
of a foot massage down in the movie. Then we said, okay,

(01:03):
that was good, let's go get some dessert. I'll never
forget the place we went to. I mean, I'll never
forget the date, but I'll never forget the dessert because
it was so good. It was Uncle Luig's ice cream.
And we're having some ice cream and it drips, and
just my luck, why does it drip on her foot?
Oh no, And I'm looking at her and she's looking
at me, and in my head, I'm thinking, okay, so

(01:23):
let me be a gentleman, get her some napkins and
wipe it for her. Not only did I get her napkins,
but when I bent down on one knee to go
wipe it, she thought I was proposing. She screams in
front of everyone. Oh my god, no, it's too soon.
And I'm thinking, oh my god, this girl's crazy. I
quickly jump up, and then she tells me, well, you
didn't wipe it. I'm like sorry, I was taken back

(01:45):
a little bit. She goes, well, can you do me
a favor? And she smiles, picks her foot up and says,
can you lick it off for me. Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I immediately gave her the napkins, looked at everybody embarrassingly around,
and just slowly said, Okay, so this was a great
first date, but I don't think we should have a
second one.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
It was a pleasure meeting you. But I couldn't leave
her stranded, so I awkwardly had to drive her home
in weird silence the rest of the car ride because
I didn't know what to say to.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Her, and she's calling on her friends about being engaged, and.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Oh yeah, a little bit. It was a little much.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
That was Michael and his crazy first date.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
We have something if you call her number ten right now.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Pair of tickets to see the Jonas Brothers and Marshmallow
coming to MetLife Stadium August tenth. Tickets are on sale
now at ticketmaster dot com, or be called her ten
at one eight hundred two two two one six seven
Good luck.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Crazy first date.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
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