Cubby Tells His Dad Jokes

Is he funny?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
One of six point seven Light FM. I'm bursting at
the seams. Oh boy, it's Kubby, Christine and Kristen. Guys,
how often do I tell you dad jokes off the air.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
On a steady basis some time to day? Right?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
I would say, so, never talk about them on the air,
because like twenty years ago, I did a morning show
with somebody and I used to do dad jokes and
everybody loved it, but our boss never liked it. So
it's always been in my head. But I can't take anymore.
I gotta do these on the air.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
You need to share?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Can you let me just get it out of my system?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Absolutely good?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, I have dad jokes? Are you ready? Welcome to
the Cubby Kitty Corner.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
By the way, it's a little Why should Kristin and
I be the only ones to benefit from this gift today?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
This should be a permanent benchmark. And if you like this,
I think you should text us at four four three
six three.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
All right, Okay, let's hear them first, then let's sell it.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah, point Christine, Kristin.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
You know, I gotta tell you the problem with girl
scal cookies is that no matter how many I I
still want some moa.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay, that's yeah. I like that one. That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
You know, Christine, my grandmother used to say an apple
a day keeps the doctor away. Not sure if it's
true or just one of Granny's myths.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Grannie Smith apples person Smith.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Hey did I tell you?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I just ordered an Elton John album off of Amazon.
I just checked the order status and it hasn't even chipped.
I think it's going to be a long long time.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
I like that one.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Actually, yeah, I like that one.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, I do, Yeah, I like Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I forgot to tell you this. I ordered two thousand
pounds of Chinese soup.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
It was one ton, one ton soup, one time one. Yeah.
That's a keeper for sure.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
All right. And finally, oh and finally, the finally, In honor.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Of Halloween coming up in a week, I told the
nurse I was bitten by a wolf, where she asked,
no regular, and it.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Can it's like that exactly, not a were wolf. The
nurse was asking, where did I get bit?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Right?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Wolf?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Just a regular?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
All right? Anybody texting in four.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Four three six three? No, surprisingly, not yet, but there's
still time four four three.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Six three If you enjoy this particular feature, or I
can there's a button right here, I could turn the
antenna right off.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
You just telling me you like it.