Dad Jokes To Tell This Holiday Season

Cubby and Nina had some good ones.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Andy Williams on New York's Christmas station one oh six
Boy seven Light of Fam. I'm cubby. Christine's on vacation
in Germany. We got Nina do Rio. We got producer
Kristen standing by producing our show. If you're going to
a Christmas party, you have a way to break some mice,
don't you, Nina.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Sometimes it's tough people don't know each other. You want
to get a conversation started, need a way to break
the ice. Tell a dumb joke.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Just just jump right in and just tell a joke.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
A way of starting a conversation. It's just to say
I've got a dumb joke. It's not a good joke,
but it's a dumb joke. Let me start there, like
maybe a good dad joke, right, yeah, something like what
do you call a song in an automobile?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
What do you call a song in an automobile? Would
it be cartoons? A cartoon cartoon?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
And I didn't even read that, by the way, I
just I knew that because I like dumb jokes. I'd
be like, why can't you pass gas in an Apple
store because they don't have windows?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
What?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh, Max don't have windows? Windows?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Because they don't have windows. Okay, what else you got?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh? I got a slew a dad joke? Don't get
you going? What do you call a bunch of authors
living on the same street?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
A bunch of authors living on the same.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Street writer's block? Oh, thank you, I'm not going to
get any of these.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I sent my son to his room for saying Jim
Morrison was a terrible musician. Sorry, but we do not
slam the doors in this ouse.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
That's actually funny.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Got you dad jokes? Text?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I have one joke. What you want to hear my one?
My one joke that I tell sometimes. Okay, it's not
I don't know if this counts as a dad joke.
Mushroom walks into a bar. Bartram just says we don't
serve mushrooms. Mushroom says, but I'm a fun guy.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
High four four three six three Texas A jad doke?
Sure do that too? A dad joke? And maybe well
I'm a big fan of fad fad joke.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
You can't even sure whatever you want hit me out
light of him