Jack's Wife Slept On The Couch Last Night

Jack is in for Cubby this week and revealed why his wife slept on the couch last night.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
When I was six point seven light fam good morning,
it is Jack Anita producer Kristen this morning. And my
wife slept on the couch last night. Uh oh, well
that was in harmony. No, my daughter was coming up
from North Carolina, so she had to be there when
the door opened to make sure she got home safe.
That's where my wife waits for her daughters.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Dear, oh, dear.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I can still remember my mother, even when I was
like forty and they moved back into the house for
a little while, and the boy you'd come in and
you'd hear the who.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Are you home?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
My mother used to do that too if I was
like one minute but I was young eighteen, like one
minute late for curfew, she would be boohooing, like I'm alive,
I'm home.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
She was always thinking the worst.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, she was always thinking the worst. Yes, she wasn't
there to hug me. She was there to cry. I mean,
I love her and all these things. But it was
so stressful, right, because you'd be stressed out because of
your mother, not because of anything else.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well, of course, but it's funny because I have two
little ones at home. I'm very young, I'm you talk
far away from back doors. But still I know that
in whatever, ten fifteen years, I'm gonna be the one
like your wife's sleeping on the couch waiting for them
to come.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Here with the light on.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
And you get it. It's a lot, it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
More Cubby and Christine coming up.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
But first, okay, gross rats procreate so quickly that within
eighteen months, two rats could have over one million descendants.
We should know we live in New York.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Light of Him