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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When I was six point seven. Light I FM on
a Friday morning with Jack and Nina and producer Kristen.
Your kid blows up, your toddler blows up? What do
you do? Parents lie a little bit. So we've got
things parents say the most unhinged white lines. They've told
their toddlers. You've told your toddler a lie, now and again,
do something.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I prefer a fib.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
A fib white light doesn't sound so bad.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I remember the first time my mother lied. I caught
her in a line. Oh gosh, Mom, you're not You
don't always tell the truth, do you. She goes, Hey,
it's up to me.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's up to me to me. Oh, that's fantastic. So
some parents sent in things like you can only watch
cartoons in cars. That's where they're called cartoons. That's actually
pretty clever, pretty clever.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It is clever. Yeah, work for a while.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Everything works for a while.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
There's a ceiling to these things, right.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Somebody else sent in when the ice cream truck plays music,
it means they're out of ice cream.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That's actually kind of clever, right, yeah. Yeah, When my
kid wants to eat my food, she doesn't like the
taste of black coffee because she tried it and hated it.
So I tell her it always tastes like black coffee.
It's a coffee flavor. Lice of pizza tastes like coffee exactly.
Or you can go the other way. I told my
daughter that spinach tortellini was green cheese, and so now
she loves it. Oh yeah, that works with adult husbands.
By the way, Really, you could put anything in anything
(01:22):
in tell them it's cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I tell my kids that salmon is pink chicken. Sure,
not fish, because if they know it's fish, they're not
going to eat it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Do they like pink chicken?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Pink chicken?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's delicious, It's delicious. This one's great, this woman said
Taylor Swift. I told her it's her grandma. It's easier
than explaining who her grandma actually is.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And it makes me laugh.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't know how long they're getting.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Get away with that funny. Right until they start talking
about that at school, it's going to go bad.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
There was an Instagram the other day there was some
kid who actually figured out. They kept telling the kid
like the Disneyland was closed or the park was closed
or something. And she figured out to go to a phone.
She was like, is such and such clothes series series?
He was like, no, they're open from ten to four.
They're open right now, and away we go. Yeah, it
only works for a while