Listeners Share Their Dad Jokes

These are funny!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
A six pointy seven l FM Covey Nina and for
Christine producer. Christen's monitoring the text messages and we were
talking a moment ago. You did a story about if
you're going to a party, a good icebreaker is.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Tell a joke, A dumb dad joke.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
A dumb dad joke is the way to go. We
told a couple. Then people texted in and there's some
good ones out there. What was your favorite? Nina?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says,
what do you have? Pop goes the weasel like that.
I find that very funny.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
What do you call friends that eat together? I don't know,
taste buds?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but
isn't a dad? I don't know, a faux paw.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I'll go all day? Text us at four four three
six three? Why was music coming from the printer down
the hall? I went down the hall. There was music
coming from the printer. Well do you know why?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Why was that?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Because the paper was jamming?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Very funny?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Now are you laughing just to make me feel better.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Or a little of both? But I actually found that
one funny.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
What kind of pants does a psychic wear? What kind
of pants?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I can't give you. Silence on the radio doesn't work.
I got to give you something.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
What kind of pants does a psychic wear?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
A pair of normal pants?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
A pair of normal pants?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Took a minute. Yeah, do you know, guys, crazy story.
I told my wife that that she was terrible at directions,
and and she got so mad she packed her bags
and wright.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
That's not good. You're missing something there.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Right, you know what I did? I think I messed
it up here. I'm sorry. Take two, Take two?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Here you go, get it right?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
My wife told me I was terrible at directions.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Uh huh, where's the rest of it?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
She got so mad at me that she packed her
bags and write.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I still don't get that. That doesn't make any sense.
Doesn't that have left?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
What she said? I was bad at directions? I got mad.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I think we've reached the end of the day.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
After she took her she took her bags and right.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
She didn't go no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I'll have dead air. I don't care. Go ahead, fill
the time.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Do you want to just sit here and stare at
each other?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Fill the time?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I filled the time oh, coming up, which NFL fans
are the heaviest drinkers? She did, bailed it out there.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, all right, we'll do the headlines and that next
more dad jokes text us at four, four, three, six three.
If we get more than five dad jokes in the
next ten minutes, we'll do another segment. Sure, all right,