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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Michael darry Show is on the air.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, Corn Pop was a bad dude and he ran
a bunch of bad boys.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
The first rule of fight club is you do not
talk about fight club.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Second rule of fight club is you do not talk
about fight club. Not a joke.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And so he's up on the board, wouldn't listen, and
I said, hey, Esther, you.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Off the board. I'll come up and drag you off.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Well, he came off and he said, I'll meet you
outside my car. This was mostly they were all public housing.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Behind you.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
You know, the chain used to be a chain that
went across the deep end and he cut.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Off the six foot left the chain.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
He pulled up.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
He said, you walk out with that chain and walk.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
In the car and say you may cut me man,
but I'm gonna wrap this chain around your head.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You gotta fight. Why all right? I wonder what is
your message to Hezbollah? And it's backer I wrong. You
don't don't, don't, don't. Sureley can't be serious. I am serious,
and don't call me so don't don't don't. But I'm serious.
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These are the kind of guys you like to smacking
ass you and me.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
We're gonna have a fight today after school three o'clock
in the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Press always asked me, don't I wish.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I were debating him? No, I wish you're in high school.
I could take him behind the gym. You gotta fight
why you all right?
Speaker 7 (01:52):
Well, mister Dalton man, nine staples to your DOSSI if
three of them broken bams, two bullet womans, nine country
a forced steal, screws, that's an estimate. Of course, I'll
give you a local.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, thank you. Do you enjoy pain paint? Donne hurt?
Most of my patients would disagree with you. Okay? You
always carry your medical records around with you safe time.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's not about being a tough guy.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You like that old man. You want a piece of me.
I want a piece of you. I want the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
You can see that I'm mentally incompetent and I can't walk,
and I.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Can beat the hell out of both of them. You
gotta fight why you're right. You gotta fight why you
are right.
Speaker 8 (03:06):
About four o'clock this morning, at Ella and the Beltway,
a drunk driver plowed into the vehicle of two.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Precinct four constables. You may have heard that on the
KTR each morning news. Just a few moments ago, I
woke up to a picture of that vehicle. And when
I first saw the vehicle you could barely make out
because it was so crumpled that it was a law
enforcement agency. And then I realized what it was. And
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as I read below the report from one of the
officers on the scene, I was shocked to know that
both of those deputies are still alive. They are both
as we speak, in surgery, and these are serious surgeries.
Life flight was involved. The vehicle is crumpled like a
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can of beer after you've finished it and you just
rum pull it up, or could be Coca Cola ramon.
It is absolutely amazing that they are alive, and it
is our hope that they are going to have a
full recovery. I can tell you based on the surgeries
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there undergoing, it will not be a quick recovery, but
that they have a full recovery. And of course we'll
want details on who the person is who crashed into them.
That's bad stuff, bad stuff. I heard a story about
a man who texted his wife. He told her I
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got hit by a car Paula took me to the hospital.
I have a collapsed lung, I lost four teeth, both
my arms are broken, and the doctor thinks I'll probably
lose my left leg. The wife replies, who the hell
is Paula more than you? A golfer? A golfer I
(05:15):
heard a story about three golf clubs. Three golf clubs
walked into a bar. The putter, not surprisingly, ordered a beer,
the wedge ordered a whiskey. Bartender asked the third one
if he wants anything. He says, no, thanks, I'm the driver.
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I don't like to talk about mass shootings because the
reason people engage in mass shootings is so they'll be
talked about. The case in Mogadishu, Minnesota yesterday is no
different where you have a dude, who did you ever
see that movie in the eighties? It wasn't The Elephant Man.
It was like the Elephant Man. Huh mask Well, you
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remember a share was his mom. She's real protective of him,
but kind of huh. Eric Stoltz was his name. That's correct,
that's the same Eric Stoltz that was in pulp fiction.
He was the heroin Dealer. Ah, yes, yes, yes, Well,
this dude just training. Dude looks like Eric Stoltz's character
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in Mask, except there's no Sam Elliott in this. And
you know what happened. It's the only thing you can
see in the news, and you got to be careful
you don't everybody reports it. If you're on social media,
everybody reports that news. So you get it so many
times that I think it has a negative effect on
your mindset. But be that as it may. Two young
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children kneeling to pray when they were killed, which makes
you stop and think, how angry do you have to
be to do this to little children of all people?
How angry? How confused? Obviously I'm glad he's dad. Heh,
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it's where he belongs, the guy who did this. But
you have to start asking questions about a person who
gets to this level of rage. I believe that there
is a deep desire for attention in a person like this,
and that comes from a number of different places. But
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I think you have to start looking at things when
you look at the number of tranny shootings of churches
and schools, and you got the Uvalde shooter, trans Denver shooter,
trans Georgia shooter, trans Nashville shooter. Remember that one trans
color Rado shooter, trans Aberdeen shooter, trans Minnesota shooter, trans
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Iowa shooter, gender fluid Philadelphia shooter trans. So you've got
deep mental illness and what kind of drugs are these
people being put on? What kind of drugs are the
doctors putting them on? It start wondering, and what's it
doing to them? Kill a thing I do. The genius
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of Norm MacDonald was that he didn't lead you to
laugh at his joke, and he never stopped to point
out what clever thing he had said to get you
to laugh at it. It was as if if you
got the joke, you really appreciated it, and I think
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a lot of people didn't. He never understood what he
was doing, so he had I think it was Margaret
Chow in a discussion and he made the point it
had been a series of Muslim attacks on Americans in America,
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and he made the point that, well, I'm worried if
they killed almost every American and somebody might try to
harm Muslims. A ridiculous reductio ad absurdum, a ridiculous setup. Right,
And Margaret Choe, a comedian lefty liberal bites because she
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has no idea. He's making the point of how absurd
their reaction is and would be, and that is lost
on her, and at that moment you really lies. It's
both a really really funny joke but also kind of scary.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Well, I can't say, I can't say my friend's name,
but he said his biggest fear is that Isis or
some terrorist group like that will get a hold of
a dirty bomb and exploded over a major city within
the United States and kill tens of millions of people,
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because then the blowback against innocent Muslims would be absolutely terrible.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yes, that's true, that's true. Let's do some joke point made.
So CNN's Aaron Burnett had Mogadishu mayor Jacob fry On,
and they did exactly that.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
When you talk about compassion, I just I don't want
a tiptoe around the edge of this. But you know,
the shooter's name was in question, the gender of the shooter.
No one's really sure what's going on there. Five years
ago was Robert, then a name changed to Robin. Okay,
this is being seized in all corners, as you can imagine,
in all sorts of ways. And you know that there
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and perhaps That's why when you spoke about this so
profoundly and powerfully as you are even here now. But
when you spoke about this today publicly, you voice concern
for the transgender community, for the community overall. And obviously
you chose to do that in that moment because you
thought it was important, and I wanted to give you
a chance to say why, to say why you felt
it was important to.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Do that in that moment.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
Obviously, I've heard about the rhetoric and the narrative that
is being pushed out.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
But here's the thing. Anybody that is going to use.
Speaker 9 (11:51):
This as an opportunity to villainize our trans community or
any community, has lost touch with a common amanity. We
got to be operating not out of hate for any group,
but out of a love for our children.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Okay, Jacob Fry who touched the golden coffin of Saint
George Floyd after he died of an overdose in the
middle of committing a felony when officers arrived in Mogadishu.
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Jacob Fry is about to lose the mayoral race in
the city of Mogadishu on November fourth to the captain
in the Tom Hanks movie whose whole motto is I'm
the captain Now it is Uh, it's comical. If there
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weren't such consequences, it'd be more fun. But it is
comical to watch white liberals twist and turn to whoever
their latest and greatest overlord is. In Mogadishu, it's Somalis.
In New York, it is socialism and Muslims. In a
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number of states, in number of places, it is illegal aliens.
But the trans lobby is always there. And if you're
not trans, you need to be And if you can't
do that, you need to be an ally. Well, first
you need to be an advocate. Then you need to
be an ally or you could be adjacent. Oh yes,
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we have lots of terms and some things you must do,
and your sexuality, including your sex what we would call gender.
Gender refers to nouns. Sex refers to human beings, but
people use that word because sex makes them uncomfortable. But
the technical term was always sex was for human beings.
Gender was for nouns. And it's one of those things
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that burst onto the scene out of nowhere. Global warming
took a little while to pick up, but the whole
hormones for children cross sex dressing. I saw a chart
yesterday that looks like a rocket taking off. It was
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number of adult Americans who are self identified as trans
and it goes along real steady at about zero point
one percent, and in the last few years it shoots up,
kind of like getting a chihuahua after Paris Hilton's movie
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where she carried one around. It's it's disturbing, frankly, to
watch how people become consumed with trends, and they become
consumed with and this has been the case since the
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beginning of time fitting in. People want a community, they
want a tribe. It's why people join cults, it's why
people join the country club, why people join all sorts
of things, but to absolutely wreck your body and change
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your identity for this attention and community. And now we're
seeing the effects. It's why so many of these crimes
are being committed by these people, because there are really,
really bad drugs.
Speaker 10 (15:52):
Republicans made a big mistake, not this session, but the
one before, leaving a loophole for an area hit by
a weather event that they could.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
They could raise taxes without a vote. So that's what
Rodney did. More money to play with a lot, more money.
We know that they gave out salaries to people for
not working, which they call the universal Basic income which
they administer. We know that they pay many of their
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agency directors, cabinet level directors, more than cabinet secretaries in
the White House for the entire country make We know
that they didn't want to pay deputies more as two
are in emergency surgery this morning being hit by a
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drunk driver. It's a dangerous job. We know that they
have squandered millions of and the only reason they didn't
give Lacommandante the twenty five thousand dollars to send her
and her posse to Paris was as a shot at
her wasn't to be fiscally conservative, which I must have been.
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I found that to be very funny. But now after yesterday,
in a four to one vote with only Tom Ramsey
voting against it, Harris County Commissioners voted to spend four
hundred and sixty nine thousand dollars to be a sponsor
of the Gay Softball World Series.
Speaker 11 (17:37):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yes, they couldn't go to Cracker Barrel or bud Light.
I suppose companies that would gain from that. No, no, no,
we have to use tax dollars that should be used
for flooding law enforcement court system. No, no, no, we'll
spend almost five hundred thousand dollars sponsoring the Gay Softball
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World Series, not the straight Softball World Series. Now, we
couldn't get that one. We could only get the gay one.
You know, how you know the players in this Gay
Softball World Series are gay? I don't know. I guess
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you watch them play. I don't know. Can you imagine
how does that work? Hey, Bubba, what y'all gonna do
this weekend? Y'all? Watch that college football? We've got a
lot of good games on. You've seen all the games
we got this weekend. We got We got ut in Ohio,
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State in Columbus, Ohio. It makes me nervous. We got
LSU Tigers and the Clempson Tigers. We got Notre Dame
in Miami, the Catholics in the convicts. We got Florida
State and Alabama. We got Tennessee and Syracuse. Well, at
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least we got Tennessee. We got South Carolina and Virginia Tech,
but they ain't got Michael Vick. We got Nebraska and Cincinnati.
We got Boise State in South Florida, hopefully not on
that stupid blue field at Chance. McLean love so much.
We got TCU at North Carolina and then we got
Oklahoma and Michigan. That's ten good games this weekend. Is
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that what you're gonna do? No? No, we're going to
Gay Softball World Series? Wait? What?
Speaker 12 (19:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Why do they need their own World Series? It's it
like midgets. Midgets have their own things, girls have their
own things. What why do you need to determine if
you're gay?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Why not just play in the regular softball World Series?
Because isn't it the case for most women's softball that
we're all ready Yeah? Yeah, uh four hundred and sixty
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nine thousand dollars. Were they short of cash? Hey, if
you'll give us almost five hundred thousand dollars, we'll have
our gay event in your town. Oh sure, Well, this
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is the most ridiculous thing. And they will justify things
like this. By the way, you never make the money
back from a super Bowl, and this is the Gay
Softball World Series. I was on city council when the
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super Bowl came where Janet Jackson Stucker boo about her
and justin Timberlake and every week there were expenditures for
us to approve, I mean rapid fire. The agenda was
longer than usual because because there was all this and
I would say, well, what is this for? Why why
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are we spending Why is the city doing all this landscaping?
And then tell me not for the mind, that's for
Super Bowl. There is so much money wasted and you
never get it back. Oh, but but we're gonna We're
gonna host. Yes, we're going to host a Gay Softball
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World Series. So I supposed the whole world is going
to come to Harris County for the Gay Softball World Series.
Lucky you, your your businesses are going to have loads
and loads of people for the Gay Softball World Series. Now,
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they're not going to have it here unless you give
them a lot of money, and they did, and they'll
probably use this to campaign and they'll probably use this
to raise money. And there you have it. So if
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you drive by, you know, your your local softball field
and you're like that, ain't the Mexicans not This one.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Live from George Santos Field, Hello everybody, and welcome to
the twenty twenty five Gay Softball World Series. Let's go
down to the few and talk to our leadoff better
and the mascot for today's game, Tim Wallas, who's giddy
as a kid on Christmas morning.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Well it might as well be Christmas. Boys.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
We're all gay and jolly down here on the field. Listen,
what a big day we're in for. These lineups are loaded.
Of course, we've got the best catcher around, Pete butdegig
hey Peete batting clean up for us today. It's the
Hammer Pauly Pelosi. And we've got a wild card on
a mound today. You know, he never wins, but he
shart us talk a big game and I like that.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Also holds the ball for a very long time. Not
sure what that's about, but that's old Beto o'roor hey Beto.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Now Lindsey Graham's a fan favorite, but he's still in
the dugout. Fans are chanting his name, but he's afraid
to come out. He does this every year. Oh and
we do have a late scratch. That's Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
She's a rally killer.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I don't forget Today's dollar hot Dog Day. Every Barney
Frank is a buck. Mitt Romney has had a half
dozen of those dogs, telling everybody hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
My favorite meat, hot dogs my favorite meat. Oh okay, middie,
I better quit my chatting. I already have two strikes
and no balls. Nobody Tom Wall get people to understand
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giving information is not snippy, Michael Show, just specialize. Apparently
the Gay Softball World Series uses a different throwing motion
the risk. Yeah, but I'll tell you one thing that
better not happened or it's going to get awkward. They
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better not throw green dildos on the floor for that one.
That would not be good. Yesterday we told you the
story about the Milwaukee woman charged with a felony after
tracking down the car of a door dash delivery, busting
up the windows, dinning it up. Janiah Jones does not
play on her wings. But we didn't get to finish
that story. So here is that story.
Speaker 12 (25:00):
Record showed this suv sustained ten thousand dollars worth of
damage all over a sailed delivery. Milwaukee police executed a
search warrant through DoorDash to identify the customer accused of
this vandalism.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
She did this over a ten piece chick away.
Speaker 13 (25:18):
She passed friars to come here.
Speaker 12 (25:21):
For the past month, Faith Morris says she's been unable
to work as a DoorDash delivery driver, all while waiting
for the person responsible to be held accountable.
Speaker 13 (25:30):
This is a crazy situation that's going crazy on the
internet because a lot of people have never heard of
something like this, and a lot of people never even
thought that something like this could happen.
Speaker 12 (25:41):
For Records say, back on July eleventh, Morris tried to
complete a DoorDash food order from Friars, but her phone
service cut out before she got to the customer, Jenia Jones.
The criminal complaint says Morris headed home to connect to
Wi Fi to cancel the order, and when she got there,
quote the DoorDash customer began messaging her saying, so which
one yours, referring to Morris's address.
Speaker 13 (26:03):
There's no way that she should have been able to
call me for an hour after this happened, an.
Speaker 12 (26:09):
Hour Morris told police she feared the customer was able
to track her back to her home using Doordash's GPS
since she never completed the order. Minutes later, ring video
shows this woman, later identified as Jones, knock on Morris's
front door. For Records say, Morris saw Jones strike her
vehicle repeatedly with a tire iron smashing her windows, and
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a brick was also thrown at her car. Prosecutors say
MPDUs technology to match the person seen on ring surveillance
video with body camera footage from a crash earlier this
year involving Jones. Earlier this month, DoorDash sent TMJ four
a's statement saying, in part, this customer's actions are completely
uncalled for, unacceptable and disturbing the voice. Now today, I
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tried to get a hold of Jones, but was unsuccessful.
Jones with criminal damage to property a felony, followed by
disorderly conduct a misdemeanor. It found guilty, she could face
up to three and a half years in prison.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Gosh, it's almost as if that person is not stable. Huh.
It's almost as if us normal folks out here, us
normies are under attack by mentally unstable people. It's almost
almost as if. Remember a few years back when a
Jack in the Box employee was shot because the extra
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ranch dipping sauce wasn't free. We had the young fellow
on the show. This was the original story from ABC thirteen.
Speaker 14 (27:49):
Dipping sauce led to an employee being shot outside of
a fast food restaurant. It happened outside of the Jack
in the Box on Aldane Male Road in North Harris
County on Thursday night.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Well, the nineteen years old employee, He says the initial
dispute had nothing to do with him. He spoke only
to our ABC third trained reporter Patrina Ager, who is
outside the restaurant with his story.
Speaker 14 (28:09):
Patrina, Well, Melanie and Eric. We have heard about customers
being upset with employees before, but in this case, Alexander
Villanueva says he had just clocked out and didn't have
anything to do with the initial argument. According to the
Harris County Sheriff's Office, those customers were in this drive
through and when they wanted to order a little more
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extra buttermilk ranch sauce, they had to pay for it
and they didn't like that they had to do that.
That's when they pulled to the front of the store
and got into a confrontation with Alexander.
Speaker 15 (28:42):
Why did life time and get big with me?
Speaker 14 (28:43):
You know, like I know to nineteen year old Alexander
Villanueva's right hand is now in a splint, a reminder
of a violent altercation after getting caught up in a
dispute outside this Jack in the Box off Old e
Mail Road. He says he was waiting for his ride
Thursday night around ten third when he heard bits and
pieces of an argument boiling in the drive through. The
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Harris County Sheriff's Office says customers were apparently upset that
they had to pay extra for buttermilk ranch dipping sauce.
Alexander says, the car with several women inside pulled around
to the front of the store.
Speaker 15 (29:17):
I'm not trying to get like it from the caused
trouble front of my John premises, you know, SAT tell
them to go to the side, and then I sent
were to side like they were trying to rid me over.
Speaker 14 (29:26):
He says he threw his drink at the car as
the women drove off, but says they made a U
turn coming back into the parking lot on.
Speaker 15 (29:34):
This outside they were trying to get back to me
to run me over again through my food.
Speaker 14 (29:38):
Alexander admits he didn't exactly try to diffuse the situation,
even when Jack in the Box employees saw one of
the women waving a gun.
Speaker 15 (29:46):
If you're gonna pull it, you're gonna pull it out
shoot me. I scared to die shoot me, so.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
She was sure she.
Speaker 15 (29:51):
Got pulled the trigger the first time and nothing came out.
Speaker 14 (29:53):
That's when he says, a woman in the passenger seat.
Speaker 15 (29:56):
She loaded the gun and then that's when she pulled
the gun.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
In strike my hand.
Speaker 14 (29:59):
He says. One bullet went through his hand, shattering the knuckle.
The suspects later speeding off.
Speaker 15 (30:05):
There is a complete idiots, you know, and I'm just
hoping that police either the police are.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Their job, police will do their job. The courts won't.
You know. There's an old adage that you're ever driving
through a neighborhood and the church's fried chicken is boarded up,
get out. You are in the wrong neighborhood. What I'm saying,
you know, this is so commonplace but so unspoken of.
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It is the case in every big city in this
country that you can walk into a fast food restaurant
in the urban core, You sit there for an hour,
and a fight will break out, guns will be pulled,
wigs will be snatched. It's just going damp, and so
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people just quietly it's it's it's a it's a silent protest.
They just go not gonna live there, not going to
go there and the left and the black leadership know
this is all what everybody thinks. So what they're doing
is they're scanning at all time. I want to catch
somebody saying it. Want to catch you saying it. Make
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make a make an example of you. You can cancel
every career out there. Everybody knows it. Everybody knows it.
Do you remember back when Shirley cue Licker, during her
journalistic phase, was doing hoodline News, she told the story
of a fight she had at the McDonald's drive through
and now foodline News with Shirley c Lickers. Why I
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don't have nothing wrote down? I could tell you what's
going on that.
Speaker 11 (31:57):
How you and this is Shirley cue lickor with your
hood line news. I didn't have tired of write nothing down,
but I showed enough, saw plenty. We went through this
McDonald drive through down here and they got that long
sculpt feeding the nail. Female what's her name working up
in there, Li Shwanda does something with.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Her big old HAIRDDE. And she had the gold.
Speaker 11 (32:18):
Flex on her uh you know, her mescarrow where it
go it's gold up there?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
She actedly.
Speaker 11 (32:23):
She figured to give a concert at six thirty in
the morning. I'd be more than pleasing. She was just
giving my egg mc mufflin and she gonna just throw
o kaind of attitude. So I'm sorry, but me and
her got into it. The manager was called, and the
police was called, and the swat team was the last
one down there.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
By that time, it was over witch, you know.
Speaker 11 (32:44):
But she's just gonna have to have her attitude adjusting
if she gonna work down there.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
This is my neighborhood. I don't play that down here.
This had been
Speaker 11 (32:53):
Shirley q lickor with your hoodline, Nia's kids
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Michael darry Show is on the air.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, Corn Pop was a bad dude and he ran
a bunch of bad boys.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
The first rule of fight club is you do not
talk about fight club.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Second rule of fight club is you do not talk
about fight club. Not a joke.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And so he's up on the board, wouldn't listen, and
I said, hey, Esther, you.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Off the board. I'll come up and drag you off.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Well, he came off and he said, I'll meet you
outside my car. This was mostly they were all public housing.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Behind you.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
You know, the chain used to be a chain that
went across the deep end and he cut.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Off the six foot left the chain.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
He pulled up.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
He said, you walk out with that chain and walk.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
In the car and say you may cut me man,
but I'm gonna wrap this chain around your head.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You gotta fight. Why all right? I wonder what is
your message to Hezbollah? And it's backer I wrong. You
don't don't, don't, don't. Sureley can't be serious. I am serious,
and don't call me so don't don't don't. But I'm serious.
(01:27):
These are the kind of guys you like to smacking
ass you and me.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
We're gonna have a fight today after school three o'clock
in the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Press always asked me, don't I wish.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I were debating him? No, I wish you're in high school.
I could take him behind the gym. You gotta fight
why you all right?
Speaker 7 (01:52):
Well, mister Dalton man, nine staples to your DOSSI if
three of them broken bams, two bullet womans, nine country
a forced steal, screws, that's an estimate. Of course, I'll
give you a local.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, thank you. Do you enjoy pain paint? Donne hurt?
Most of my patients would disagree with you. Okay? You
always carry your medical records around with you safe time.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's not about being a tough guy.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You like that old man. You want a piece of me.
I want a piece of you. I want the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
You can see that I'm mentally incompetent and I can't walk,
and I.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Can beat the hell out of both of them. You
gotta fight why you're right. You gotta fight why you
are right.
Speaker 8 (03:06):
About four o'clock this morning, at Ella and the Beltway,
a drunk driver plowed into the vehicle of two.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Precinct four constables. You may have heard that on the
KTR each morning news. Just a few moments ago, I
woke up to a picture of that vehicle. And when
I first saw the vehicle you could barely make out
because it was so crumpled that it was a law
enforcement agency. And then I realized what it was. And
(03:42):
as I read below the report from one of the
officers on the scene, I was shocked to know that
both of those deputies are still alive. They are both
as we speak, in surgery, and these are serious surgeries.
Life flight was involved. The vehicle is crumpled like a
(04:09):
can of beer after you've finished it and you just
rum pull it up, or could be Coca Cola ramon.
It is absolutely amazing that they are alive, and it
is our hope that they are going to have a
full recovery. I can tell you based on the surgeries
(04:31):
there undergoing, it will not be a quick recovery, but
that they have a full recovery. And of course we'll
want details on who the person is who crashed into them.
That's bad stuff, bad stuff. I heard a story about
a man who texted his wife. He told her I
(04:53):
got hit by a car Paula took me to the hospital.
I have a collapsed lung, I lost four teeth, both
my arms are broken, and the doctor thinks I'll probably
lose my left leg. The wife replies, who the hell
is Paula more than you? A golfer? A golfer I
(05:15):
heard a story about three golf clubs. Three golf clubs
walked into a bar. The putter, not surprisingly, ordered a beer,
the wedge ordered a whiskey. Bartender asked the third one
if he wants anything. He says, no, thanks, I'm the driver.
(05:37):
I don't like to talk about mass shootings because the
reason people engage in mass shootings is so they'll be
talked about. The case in Mogadishu, Minnesota yesterday is no
different where you have a dude, who did you ever
see that movie in the eighties? It wasn't The Elephant Man.
It was like the Elephant Man. Huh mask Well, you
(05:59):
remember a share was his mom. She's real protective of him,
but kind of huh. Eric Stoltz was his name. That's correct,
that's the same Eric Stoltz that was in pulp fiction.
He was the heroin Dealer. Ah, yes, yes, yes, Well,
this dude just training. Dude looks like Eric Stoltz's character
(06:23):
in Mask, except there's no Sam Elliott in this. And
you know what happened. It's the only thing you can
see in the news, and you got to be careful
you don't everybody reports it. If you're on social media,
everybody reports that news. So you get it so many
times that I think it has a negative effect on
your mindset. But be that as it may. Two young
(06:48):
children kneeling to pray when they were killed, which makes
you stop and think, how angry do you have to
be to do this to little children of all people?
How angry? How confused? Obviously I'm glad he's dad. Heh,
(07:17):
it's where he belongs, the guy who did this. But
you have to start asking questions about a person who
gets to this level of rage. I believe that there
is a deep desire for attention in a person like this,
and that comes from a number of different places. But
(07:40):
I think you have to start looking at things when
you look at the number of tranny shootings of churches
and schools, and you got the Uvalde shooter, trans Denver shooter,
trans Georgia shooter, trans Nashville shooter. Remember that one trans
color Rado shooter, trans Aberdeen shooter, trans Minnesota shooter, trans
(08:04):
Iowa shooter, gender fluid Philadelphia shooter trans. So you've got
deep mental illness and what kind of drugs are these
people being put on? What kind of drugs are the
doctors putting them on? It start wondering, and what's it
doing to them? Kill a thing I do. The genius
(08:33):
of Norm MacDonald was that he didn't lead you to
laugh at his joke, and he never stopped to point
out what clever thing he had said to get you
to laugh at it. It was as if if you
got the joke, you really appreciated it, and I think
(08:58):
a lot of people didn't. He never understood what he
was doing, so he had I think it was Margaret
Chow in a discussion and he made the point it
had been a series of Muslim attacks on Americans in America,
(09:21):
and he made the point that, well, I'm worried if
they killed almost every American and somebody might try to
harm Muslims. A ridiculous reductio ad absurdum, a ridiculous setup. Right,
And Margaret Choe, a comedian lefty liberal bites because she
(09:46):
has no idea. He's making the point of how absurd
their reaction is and would be, and that is lost
on her, and at that moment you really lies. It's
both a really really funny joke but also kind of scary.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Well, I can't say, I can't say my friend's name,
but he said his biggest fear is that Isis or
some terrorist group like that will get a hold of
a dirty bomb and exploded over a major city within
the United States and kill tens of millions of people,
(10:32):
because then the blowback against innocent Muslims would be absolutely terrible.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yes, that's true, that's true. Let's do some joke point made.
So CNN's Aaron Burnett had Mogadishu mayor Jacob fry On,
and they did exactly that.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
When you talk about compassion, I just I don't want
a tiptoe around the edge of this. But you know,
the shooter's name was in question, the gender of the shooter.
No one's really sure what's going on there. Five years
ago was Robert, then a name changed to Robin. Okay,
this is being seized in all corners, as you can imagine,
in all sorts of ways. And you know that there
(11:17):
and perhaps That's why when you spoke about this so
profoundly and powerfully as you are even here now. But
when you spoke about this today publicly, you voice concern
for the transgender community, for the community overall. And obviously
you chose to do that in that moment because you
thought it was important, and I wanted to give you
a chance to say why, to say why you felt
it was important to.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Do that in that moment.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
Obviously, I've heard about the rhetoric and the narrative that
is being pushed out.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
But here's the thing. Anybody that is going to use.
Speaker 9 (11:51):
This as an opportunity to villainize our trans community or
any community, has lost touch with a common amanity. We
got to be operating not out of hate for any group,
but out of a love for our children.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Okay, Jacob Fry who touched the golden coffin of Saint
George Floyd after he died of an overdose in the
middle of committing a felony when officers arrived in Mogadishu.
(12:32):
Jacob Fry is about to lose the mayoral race in
the city of Mogadishu on November fourth to the captain
in the Tom Hanks movie whose whole motto is I'm
the captain Now it is Uh, it's comical. If there
(12:57):
weren't such consequences, it'd be more fun. But it is
comical to watch white liberals twist and turn to whoever
their latest and greatest overlord is. In Mogadishu, it's Somalis.
In New York, it is socialism and Muslims. In a
(13:23):
number of states, in number of places, it is illegal aliens.
But the trans lobby is always there. And if you're
not trans, you need to be And if you can't
do that, you need to be an ally. Well, first
you need to be an advocate. Then you need to
be an ally or you could be adjacent. Oh yes,
(13:47):
we have lots of terms and some things you must do,
and your sexuality, including your sex what we would call gender.
Gender refers to nouns. Sex refers to human beings, but
people use that word because sex makes them uncomfortable. But
the technical term was always sex was for human beings.
Gender was for nouns. And it's one of those things
(14:12):
that burst onto the scene out of nowhere. Global warming
took a little while to pick up, but the whole
hormones for children cross sex dressing. I saw a chart
yesterday that looks like a rocket taking off. It was
(14:34):
number of adult Americans who are self identified as trans
and it goes along real steady at about zero point
one percent, and in the last few years it shoots up,
kind of like getting a chihuahua after Paris Hilton's movie
(14:54):
where she carried one around. It's it's disturbing, frankly, to
watch how people become consumed with trends, and they become
consumed with and this has been the case since the
(15:15):
beginning of time fitting in. People want a community, they
want a tribe. It's why people join cults, it's why
people join the country club, why people join all sorts
of things, but to absolutely wreck your body and change
(15:38):
your identity for this attention and community. And now we're
seeing the effects. It's why so many of these crimes
are being committed by these people, because there are really,
really bad drugs.
Speaker 10 (15:52):
Republicans made a big mistake, not this session, but the
one before, leaving a loophole for an area hit by
a weather event that they could.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
They could raise taxes without a vote. So that's what
Rodney did. More money to play with a lot, more money.
We know that they gave out salaries to people for
not working, which they call the universal Basic income which
they administer. We know that they pay many of their
(16:30):
agency directors, cabinet level directors, more than cabinet secretaries in
the White House for the entire country make We know
that they didn't want to pay deputies more as two
are in emergency surgery this morning being hit by a
(16:52):
drunk driver. It's a dangerous job. We know that they
have squandered millions of and the only reason they didn't
give Lacommandante the twenty five thousand dollars to send her
and her posse to Paris was as a shot at
her wasn't to be fiscally conservative, which I must have been.
(17:16):
I found that to be very funny. But now after yesterday,
in a four to one vote with only Tom Ramsey
voting against it, Harris County Commissioners voted to spend four
hundred and sixty nine thousand dollars to be a sponsor
of the Gay Softball World Series.
Speaker 11 (17:37):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yes, they couldn't go to Cracker Barrel or bud Light.
I suppose companies that would gain from that. No, no, no,
we have to use tax dollars that should be used
for flooding law enforcement court system. No, no, no, we'll
spend almost five hundred thousand dollars sponsoring the Gay Softball
(18:03):
World Series, not the straight Softball World Series. Now, we
couldn't get that one. We could only get the gay one.
You know, how you know the players in this Gay
Softball World Series are gay? I don't know. I guess
(18:28):
you watch them play. I don't know. Can you imagine
how does that work? Hey, Bubba, what y'all gonna do
this weekend? Y'all? Watch that college football? We've got a
lot of good games on. You've seen all the games
we got this weekend. We got We got ut in Ohio,
(18:50):
State in Columbus, Ohio. It makes me nervous. We got
LSU Tigers and the Clempson Tigers. We got Notre Dame
in Miami, the Catholics in the convicts. We got Florida
State and Alabama. We got Tennessee and Syracuse. Well, at
(19:11):
least we got Tennessee. We got South Carolina and Virginia Tech,
but they ain't got Michael Vick. We got Nebraska and Cincinnati.
We got Boise State in South Florida, hopefully not on
that stupid blue field at Chance. McLean love so much.
We got TCU at North Carolina and then we got
Oklahoma and Michigan. That's ten good games this weekend. Is
(19:35):
that what you're gonna do? No? No, we're going to
Gay Softball World Series? Wait? What?
Speaker 12 (19:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Why do they need their own World Series? It's it
like midgets. Midgets have their own things, girls have their
own things. What why do you need to determine if
you're gay?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Why not just play in the regular softball World Series?
Because isn't it the case for most women's softball that
we're all ready Yeah? Yeah, uh four hundred and sixty
(20:29):
nine thousand dollars. Were they short of cash? Hey, if
you'll give us almost five hundred thousand dollars, we'll have
our gay event in your town. Oh sure, Well, this
(20:53):
is the most ridiculous thing. And they will justify things
like this. By the way, you never make the money
back from a super Bowl, and this is the Gay
Softball World Series. I was on city council when the
(21:14):
super Bowl came where Janet Jackson Stucker boo about her
and justin Timberlake and every week there were expenditures for
us to approve, I mean rapid fire. The agenda was
longer than usual because because there was all this and
I would say, well, what is this for? Why why
(21:36):
are we spending Why is the city doing all this landscaping?
And then tell me not for the mind, that's for
Super Bowl. There is so much money wasted and you
never get it back. Oh, but but we're gonna We're
gonna host. Yes, we're going to host a Gay Softball
(21:57):
World Series. So I supposed the whole world is going
to come to Harris County for the Gay Softball World Series.
Lucky you, your your businesses are going to have loads
and loads of people for the Gay Softball World Series. Now,
(22:22):
they're not going to have it here unless you give
them a lot of money, and they did, and they'll
probably use this to campaign and they'll probably use this
to raise money. And there you have it. So if
(22:42):
you drive by, you know, your your local softball field
and you're like that, ain't the Mexicans not This one.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Live from George Santos Field, Hello everybody, and welcome to
the twenty twenty five Gay Softball World Series. Let's go
down to the few and talk to our leadoff better
and the mascot for today's game, Tim Wallas, who's giddy
as a kid on Christmas morning.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Well it might as well be Christmas. Boys.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
We're all gay and jolly down here on the field. Listen,
what a big day we're in for. These lineups are loaded.
Of course, we've got the best catcher around, Pete butdegig
hey Peete batting clean up for us today. It's the
Hammer Pauly Pelosi. And we've got a wild card on
a mound today. You know, he never wins, but he
shart us talk a big game and I like that.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Also holds the ball for a very long time. Not
sure what that's about, but that's old Beto o'roor hey Beto.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Now Lindsey Graham's a fan favorite, but he's still in
the dugout. Fans are chanting his name, but he's afraid
to come out. He does this every year. Oh and
we do have a late scratch. That's Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
She's a rally killer.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I don't forget Today's dollar hot Dog Day. Every Barney
Frank is a buck. Mitt Romney has had a half
dozen of those dogs, telling everybody hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
My favorite meat, hot dogs my favorite meat. Oh okay, middie,
I better quit my chatting. I already have two strikes
and no balls. Nobody Tom Wall get people to understand
(24:18):
giving information is not snippy, Michael Show, just specialize. Apparently
the Gay Softball World Series uses a different throwing motion
the risk. Yeah, but I'll tell you one thing that
better not happened or it's going to get awkward. They
(24:38):
better not throw green dildos on the floor for that one.
That would not be good. Yesterday we told you the
story about the Milwaukee woman charged with a felony after
tracking down the car of a door dash delivery, busting
up the windows, dinning it up. Janiah Jones does not
play on her wings. But we didn't get to finish
that story. So here is that story.
Speaker 12 (25:00):
Record showed this suv sustained ten thousand dollars worth of
damage all over a sailed delivery. Milwaukee police executed a
search warrant through DoorDash to identify the customer accused of
this vandalism.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
She did this over a ten piece chick away.
Speaker 13 (25:18):
She passed friars to come here.
Speaker 12 (25:21):
For the past month, Faith Morris says she's been unable
to work as a DoorDash delivery driver, all while waiting
for the person responsible to be held accountable.
Speaker 13 (25:30):
This is a crazy situation that's going crazy on the
internet because a lot of people have never heard of
something like this, and a lot of people never even
thought that something like this could happen.
Speaker 12 (25:41):
For Records say, back on July eleventh, Morris tried to
complete a DoorDash food order from Friars, but her phone
service cut out before she got to the customer, Jenia Jones.
The criminal complaint says Morris headed home to connect to
Wi Fi to cancel the order, and when she got there,
quote the DoorDash customer began messaging her saying, so which
one yours, referring to Morris's address.
Speaker 13 (26:03):
There's no way that she should have been able to
call me for an hour after this happened, an.
Speaker 12 (26:09):
Hour Morris told police she feared the customer was able
to track her back to her home using Doordash's GPS
since she never completed the order. Minutes later, ring video
shows this woman, later identified as Jones, knock on Morris's
front door. For Records say, Morris saw Jones strike her
vehicle repeatedly with a tire iron smashing her windows, and
(26:32):
a brick was also thrown at her car. Prosecutors say
MPDUs technology to match the person seen on ring surveillance
video with body camera footage from a crash earlier this
year involving Jones. Earlier this month, DoorDash sent TMJ four
a's statement saying, in part, this customer's actions are completely
uncalled for, unacceptable and disturbing the voice. Now today, I
(26:56):
tried to get a hold of Jones, but was unsuccessful.
Jones with criminal damage to property a felony, followed by
disorderly conduct a misdemeanor. It found guilty, she could face
up to three and a half years in prison.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Gosh, it's almost as if that person is not stable. Huh.
It's almost as if us normal folks out here, us
normies are under attack by mentally unstable people. It's almost
almost as if. Remember a few years back when a
Jack in the Box employee was shot because the extra
(27:39):
ranch dipping sauce wasn't free. We had the young fellow
on the show. This was the original story from ABC thirteen.
Speaker 14 (27:49):
Dipping sauce led to an employee being shot outside of
a fast food restaurant. It happened outside of the Jack
in the Box on Aldane Male Road in North Harris
County on Thursday night.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Well, the nineteen years old employee, He says the initial
dispute had nothing to do with him. He spoke only
to our ABC third trained reporter Patrina Ager, who is
outside the restaurant with his story.
Speaker 14 (28:09):
Patrina, Well, Melanie and Eric. We have heard about customers
being upset with employees before, but in this case, Alexander
Villanueva says he had just clocked out and didn't have
anything to do with the initial argument. According to the
Harris County Sheriff's Office, those customers were in this drive
through and when they wanted to order a little more
(28:31):
extra buttermilk ranch sauce, they had to pay for it
and they didn't like that they had to do that.
That's when they pulled to the front of the store
and got into a confrontation with Alexander.
Speaker 15 (28:42):
Why did life time and get big with me?
Speaker 14 (28:43):
You know, like I know to nineteen year old Alexander
Villanueva's right hand is now in a splint, a reminder
of a violent altercation after getting caught up in a
dispute outside this Jack in the Box off Old e
Mail Road. He says he was waiting for his ride
Thursday night around ten third when he heard bits and
pieces of an argument boiling in the drive through. The
(29:04):
Harris County Sheriff's Office says customers were apparently upset that
they had to pay extra for buttermilk ranch dipping sauce.
Alexander says, the car with several women inside pulled around
to the front of the store.
Speaker 15 (29:17):
I'm not trying to get like it from the caused
trouble front of my John premises, you know, SAT tell
them to go to the side, and then I sent
were to side like they were trying to rid me over.
Speaker 14 (29:26):
He says he threw his drink at the car as
the women drove off, but says they made a U
turn coming back into the parking lot on.
Speaker 15 (29:34):
This outside they were trying to get back to me
to run me over again through my food.
Speaker 14 (29:38):
Alexander admits he didn't exactly try to diffuse the situation,
even when Jack in the Box employees saw one of
the women waving a gun.
Speaker 15 (29:46):
If you're gonna pull it, you're gonna pull it out
shoot me. I scared to die shoot me, so.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
She was sure she.
Speaker 15 (29:51):
Got pulled the trigger the first time and nothing came out.
Speaker 14 (29:53):
That's when he says, a woman in the passenger seat.
Speaker 15 (29:56):
She loaded the gun and then that's when she pulled
the gun.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
In strike my hand.
Speaker 14 (29:59):
He says. One bullet went through his hand, shattering the knuckle.
The suspects later speeding off.
Speaker 15 (30:05):
There is a complete idiots, you know, and I'm just
hoping that police either the police are.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Their job, police will do their job. The courts won't.
You know. There's an old adage that you're ever driving
through a neighborhood and the church's fried chicken is boarded up,
get out. You are in the wrong neighborhood. What I'm saying,
you know, this is so commonplace but so unspoken of.
(30:42):
It is the case in every big city in this
country that you can walk into a fast food restaurant
in the urban core, You sit there for an hour,
and a fight will break out, guns will be pulled,
wigs will be snatched. It's just going damp, and so
(31:08):
people just quietly it's it's it's a it's a silent protest.
They just go not gonna live there, not going to
go there and the left and the black leadership know
this is all what everybody thinks. So what they're doing
is they're scanning at all time. I want to catch
somebody saying it. Want to catch you saying it. Make
(31:30):
make a make an example of you. You can cancel
every career out there. Everybody knows it. Everybody knows it.
Do you remember back when Shirley cue Licker, during her
journalistic phase, was doing hoodline News, she told the story
of a fight she had at the McDonald's drive through
and now foodline News with Shirley c Lickers. Why I
(31:52):
don't have nothing wrote down? I could tell you what's
going on that.
Speaker 11 (31:57):
How you and this is Shirley cue lickor with your
hood line news. I didn't have tired of write nothing down,
but I showed enough, saw plenty. We went through this
McDonald drive through down here and they got that long
sculpt feeding the nail. Female what's her name working up
in there, Li Shwanda does something with.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Her big old HAIRDDE. And she had the gold.
Speaker 11 (32:18):
Flex on her uh you know, her mescarrow where it
go it's gold up there?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
She actedly.
Speaker 11 (32:23):
She figured to give a concert at six thirty in
the morning. I'd be more than pleasing. She was just
giving my egg mc mufflin and she gonna just throw
o kaind of attitude. So I'm sorry, but me and
her got into it. The manager was called, and the
police was called, and the swat team was the last
one down there.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
By that time, it was over witch, you know.
Speaker 11 (32:44):
But she's just gonna have to have her attitude adjusting
if she gonna work down there.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
This is my neighborhood. I don't play that down here.
This had been
Speaker 11 (32:53):
Shirley q lickor with your hoodline, Nia's kids
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