December 24, 2025 • 32 mins
Michael Berry hits everything from presidential blunders and media contradictions to government oddities, mismanaged institutions, and the absurdity of American headlines.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Time, time, time, luck and load.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
The Michael Very Show is on the air.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
What I do have I are a very particular set
of skills, skills I have acquired her for a very long.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
I will look for you, I will find you.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Ms.
Speaker 6 (00:31):
Thirteen.
Speaker 7 (00:31):
May I remind each and every one of you is
a brutal and vicious gang. They raped and strangled a
twenty year old autistic woman to death in Maryland. They
hacked four people to death with machetes in a park
on Long Island. They have kidnapped, sexually tortured, and shot
a teenage girl in Texas after she insulted them. Allegedly
killed and mutilated a seventeen year old girl in Virginia,
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stabbing him sixteen times and cutting off his hands.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Of baby.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
And old man, no.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Wow from good.
Speaker 7 (01:12):
They've headed and cut out the heart of a man
in Washington, d C. They raped and murdered a thirteen
year old girl in California. They sex trafficked a slew
of young girls, including one who was just twelve years old.
Raped an eleven year old girl in Brooklyn while her
brother was in the.
Speaker 8 (01:28):
Room and.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Old and low.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
From good Sex, trafficked a thirteen year old in Maryland
and Virginia miles away from this White House, even beating
her twenty six times on her backside with a baseball bat.
Pressured a homeless New Yorkers to undergo unnecessary surgery such
as spinal fusion, in order to bolster their fraudulent lawsuits.
These are vicious criminals. This is a vicious game.
Speaker 9 (02:06):
I got a message to the demands of illegal as
that Joe Bidens are released in our country and violation
of federal law.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
You better start packing now. You're damn right, because you're
going home.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
There's an amazing thing happening that I guess that should
no longer. I don't think you're probably thinking, Michael, how
how are you possibly still surprised by anything?
Speaker 8 (03:02):
These people do.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
The same liberal media that colluded with the Biden White
House to cover up for Sleepy Joe, and now the
same people are trying to profit by writing tell all
books about things they told us weren't happening. It just
blows my mind. The Hill Senior political correspondent Emmy Parnes,
(03:29):
an NBC News senior National politics reporter Jonathan Allen right
in their new book Democrat Party officials and White House
staffers were well aware of former President Biden's frailties ahead
of his choice to end his ill fated reelection bid
last summer. Wasn't his choice, and there were extensive steps
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to cover up the signs of Biden's aging and contingency planning.
If Biden chose to step aside or even died in office,
you folks told us it wasn't happening, and now you're
writing books about how it happened. This is the aforementioned
Amy Parnes.
Speaker 10 (04:14):
The book also includes new details about how far Biden's
team had to go to minimize the risk of his
freight freight of his frailties being exposed. One story that
stuck out to me in particular was the need for
for fluorescent tape tell us about what was going on there.
Speaker 11 (04:30):
Yeah, so he would have these you know, fluorescent tape
is very common in larger events to show principles where
to go, how to enter a stage. But they they
planned these, these these lines, fluorescent tapes throughout fundraisers, even
small fundraisers at homes, to kind of guide the president
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and someone told us he knows to look for them,
and so that was something that they did, even in
at the smallest events, to kind of guide the president.
We also have new reporting detailing how on Warren trips,
there was a makeup artist that met President Biden before
any events. Sometimes he would even miss meetings to attend
(05:14):
to to have his makeup made up. You know, there
there were things done to kind of show that he
was a little more had a little more used to him,
a little more energy, and I think that is that's all.
You know, these are all revelations that we put out
in this book.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
You remember when this was this was one of the
ultimate loads in a bad administration. Remember when one of
his handlers they made him dress up as the Easter
Bunny so they could hide him in plain sight, so
then they could put him next to Joe Biden and
have him kind of guide the old man around.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Do you remember that.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well, we spoke to that handler disguised his voice to
protect the identity. But here's what he had to say.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Yes, I was in the bunny costume that day at
the White House. It was my job to shadow the president.
It was Easter, so someone thought that it'd be a
good idea to dress me in a bunny outfit. They
thought that if I dressed it like the Easter Bunny,
I could blend it in the crowd, and if the
President went off script, I would be able to steer
him back to a more appropriate conversation. Now it was
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time for the event in the White House long Things
were going pretty well at first, but then the President
decided to mingle with the people. First, he saw a
man in the crowd that was, how do I say it? Slow?
So the President kind of leaned in any stage whisper
to me, tell me about the Rabbit's George. I think
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he thought that referencing Lenny of Mice and Men when
he saw someone that was a little slow was funny
because I was dressed like a giant rabbit. However, this
is the type of situation that I was there to
steer him away from. My job in that scenario was
to mention how much his dead son bo loved Easter.
I mean that always works to get the President back
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on course if he strays away from the script, we
always bring it back to bow always. And later, when
he tried to talk about Pakistan with a toddler. I
mentioned bo nothing this time. It didn't work. He was
going to talk about Pakistan with that toddler. No matter what,
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I'll admit I panicked at this point. I start waving
my arms and I say the code word Lansbury. See
Lansbury is the code we have with the President. When
we see he's starting to get a little tired or
maybe end over his head, we say Lansbury. He knows
it's time to go up to the residents and lay
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down and watch murder. She wrote. The President loves a
good Who's done it. We play that same episode right
before his nap every day. He never remembers that he's
seen it, and it's his favorite episode. So it's a
win win for us. But I'm telling you right now,
if they asked me to dress up like his mother
again for Mother's Day and he tries to breastfeed like
last year, I'm out of here. I don't need this
(08:16):
job that bad.
Speaker 12 (08:17):
It's Ramon the King of Ding and this other guy,
Michael Barry.
Speaker 13 (08:24):
This is a kind of gosh, you're like a smacking ass.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
With Joe Biden gone. Let's look at some of the
stories that marked his turn gone. But not forgotten. We
should remember what Joe Biden did and what we lived through.
We should never forget that. Remember when the military just
lost a jet. Imagine that and count on to tonight?
(08:54):
What does it count on? Two News caught up with
a local man named Randolph White to get an eyewitness
account of the plane crashing.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Do you remember this room?
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I had a chance to talk to a man who
lives out here. He told me he actually heard the
plane as it was flying past his house and crashing nearby,
but he didn't know what it was.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
A mama's October the sixth hour. I'll be seventy two
years old.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Randolph White retired from his job at the paper mill
in Georgetown ten years ago. He lives in this house
with his wife in a very rural area of Williamsburg County.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
Well, it's nice and quiet and peaceful, and I don't
I don't have.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
To worry what people no close up tight, you know.
I like speech.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
He loves living about two miles away from where he
grew up. Normally it's pretty quiet, but on Sunday afternoon,
I was.
Speaker 14 (09:38):
In the uh in the bathroom taking a shave, and
I heard us a screeching saw that between us, screeching
a whistle.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I said, what in the wall of this?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
And I heard a boom in my whole house.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Shop White says he didn't realize it was a plane
at the time, so he didn't call anybody.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
The press dog can at me. Look, must what's sa
the meteorite coup out of space or something? And I said, well,
there's an airplane. It need to be reported.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
Look, the thing to flying is too low, so yesterday
eating it, I said, the helicopters, I'm out your walking
choppers keep flying around. I say it was something muchized.
Somebody must have robbed the banker, kill some people or whatever.
I walked up there. They thought me was about the plane.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
The F thirty five B airplane wreckage created an extensive
debris field. The wreckage is located off Old Georgetown Road.
Military security is very tight, with numerous red and white
signs on the side of the road that read no trespassing.
This area has been designated a National Defense Area.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
God, through the Great God, nobody didn't get hurt. Because
the church right up there, about a half.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Mile about a mile of Old Georgetown Road will be
closed for an unknown period of time.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Anything man making malfunction, you know, so he tried to
get the benefit.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Of the doubt.
Speaker 9 (10:54):
But it need to be investigated and the public need
to know what really happened. You know, it shouldn't be
careful secret what happened, because you.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Know it could have been a minute disaster in Williamsburg County.
I'm Raymond Owens count on two.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
Now.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
At the time, we knew that Randolph reminded us of somebody,
but we couldn't quite place who that was.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
So I said, what in the will of this?
Speaker 14 (11:19):
And I heard boom?
Speaker 9 (11:20):
I knew that I wouldn't in my hot house shop
I be I was in that don't take the shaved.
Speaker 14 (11:26):
I knew that I wouldn't had I heard us screeching
so good tweeter screeching of WHI so good?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Boom boo got her here. I sure the spies a meteorite,
co mount of space or something. I think, I said, well,
there's that thing. It needed to be reported. Spy the
thing with flying this tullo.
Speaker 15 (11:49):
Sunnight boom boom, sunnight boo boo got in here?
Speaker 9 (11:58):
You walking Trump skipping around? It was something somebody muscle
rock the bank?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
What up? You yet killed some people on one.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Held, I can't do no wrong, and wow, you can
know my lid park, do you know?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
And I feed no that sure doom spine got the
grace of.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Good of God. Nobody don't get hurt. I feel nice
because the church right up there. I sure the root
spy about a half. No anything man making malform.
Speaker 15 (12:28):
Show nice boom boom, so nice boom boo.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Got your here.
Speaker 16 (12:35):
You know.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
So he tried to give the benefit of the doubt.
But it needs to be investigated. The public need to
know what really happened.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
When I owe you. It shouldn't be kept a secret
that I can't do no wrong, because you know that
way now he could have been a mess.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
She said, I can't juve, and I feed no, Sure
the root spine, I nice.
Speaker 15 (13:03):
Shuldar spine, so nice boom boot so nice boot got
your year.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I knew that I wouldn't.
Speaker 15 (13:19):
I feel good. I knew that I would. So good
boom boom, so good boo boo got you you so
boo boom so good boot. Fother got your year, so
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go boom boot so good boom boother.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Got your year.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And then the story just went away without any resolution,
kind of like this story who left the cocaine in
the White House?
Speaker 17 (14:05):
Coming soon to a theater near you. He's on a
one bear mission and in the White House to do
two things, chew bubblegum and snort cocaine. And he's all
out of bubblegum.
Speaker 18 (14:20):
Somehow he's ended up in the nation's capital with a
strange new sugar addiction.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
What kind of sugar burger?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Sugar is hun.
Speaker 19 (14:33):
But Chief, we simply cannot catch him. He's in the
White House, he's high on cocaine, and he's a grizzly bear,
and I am an f F agent. We need a hunter, Hunter.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
How do you think the bear got the cocaine?
Speaker 17 (14:57):
You've seen all snorts of movies, but never one where
a good rizzly bear finds the first son's stash of
nosecare cocaine. Bear to White Powder House. Prepare for the
ride of your life. It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 14 (15:17):
We're gonna be changing the name of the Gulf of
Mexico to the Gulf of mister michael Berry, which is
a beautiful.
Speaker 16 (15:26):
Have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 20 (15:33):
The best way to get something done if you hold
near and dear to you that you.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Like to be able to.
Speaker 16 (15:42):
Anyway have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 13 (15:50):
From from Charlotte, assuming from Charlotte one another line going
from in Florida down to Tampa.
Speaker 16 (16:01):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Of prudence, cryptocerc.
Speaker 16 (16:11):
Yeah, h have an intervention into your mental health your
political viability.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 13 (16:21):
America is a nation that can be defined in a
single word.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
How does the foot him.
Speaker 16 (16:28):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
The idea that.
Speaker 16 (16:41):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability,
he's really grotesque.
Speaker 13 (16:48):
Los Angeles and uh and uh uh No one am
I doing here?
Speaker 16 (16:53):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
He's really tesk for two reasons.
Speaker 16 (17:02):
One two, have an intervention into your mental health your
political viability.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 13 (17:14):
We haven't been able to communicate it in a way
that is.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Might let me say another way, have.
Speaker 16 (17:21):
An intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
He's really grotesque. A solid meeting with with uh.
Speaker 16 (17:34):
The have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
They make a very good point. Here's the deal.
Speaker 16 (17:46):
Have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 20 (17:53):
Here's what drives the driver in the states that are affected.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Here's what that you can do the drivers.
Speaker 16 (18:02):
Have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
He's herely grotesque.
Speaker 20 (18:09):
If we have one thousand billionaires in America, know the
average tax rate they pay eight e i g.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Eight percent, eight percent.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
As we take a w down memory lane of the
Biden Harris years, one person we are happy to see
go is Admiral Doctor Rachel Levine, the trans Assistant Secretary
for Health of the US Department of Health and Human Services,
or as we'd like to call her, Miss Piggy ms Piggy.
(18:40):
I didn't say Piggy is a piggy.
Speaker 21 (18:43):
And the truth that we need to confront now is
that medicine and science are being politically perverted around this
country that destroys human lives.
Speaker 17 (18:53):
So how come something so.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Tonight can we every cytipic? After all? We' good, don't you?
Speaker 21 (19:16):
Trans youth are vulnerable and they suffer significant harassment and
bullying sometimes in schools or in their community. They have
more mental health issues. But there's nothing inherent with being
transgender or a gender diverse which which predisposed youth to
depression or anxiety.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
It is that harassment and bullying.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
So how can something sold? So? After all? Weep like you.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Don't know your I can something's warrive?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
You're so roman side, I get something so good? Lem
me fingers so bad?
Speaker 15 (20:06):
Them coming to let me lonely belcome the happiness day
of my life is so sad?
Speaker 8 (20:12):
You can I feel?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
And I feel so after all we've been through, after
coming in so far?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Does this boy meaning where's the lot?
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Best?
Speaker 9 (20:23):
To less.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Happy?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Something so.
Speaker 14 (20:37):
Wrong?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
To all we've been?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Why do I feel?
Speaker 10 (20:52):
Don't know you?
Speaker 21 (20:56):
So we really want to to debase our treatment and
to a firm and to support and empower these youths,
not to limit their participation in activities in sports and
even limit their ability to get gender affirmation treatment in
their state.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
One of the things we learned about Joe Biden's about
Sorry Hunter Biden's laptop was how his dad was listed
in his phone. In his cell phone, do you remember
that he called his president the president of the United
States Pedo Pete. And remember, Pete was a name that
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Joe Biden gave himself as his alias. So Pedo Pete
was about the fact that his father is a pedophile.
You know, the father that Hunter Biden's sister said would
come in and shower with her naked. Yeah, that creep.
Speaker 22 (21:53):
Hello, everybody, this is Pete Henderson, a friend and close
associate of first son Hunter Biden.
Speaker 12 (22:00):
He calls me Peto Pete.
Speaker 22 (22:02):
He only calls me that because I've always liked the
company of small children.
Speaker 23 (22:08):
That's not a crime, is it.
Speaker 12 (22:10):
At least I'm not his daddy.
Speaker 24 (22:12):
Joe Biden has been screwing this country for fifty years
and nobody says, Boom, I like to smell the hell
of little kids, and suddenly I'm the bad guy. He's
pimped out Ukraine for billions.
Speaker 18 (22:26):
Yeah, sure, I'd like to shower with my teenage daughter
to save on the water bill.
Speaker 12 (22:31):
Money doesn't grow on trees, you know. The big guy has.
Speaker 22 (22:35):
Sold our country out to the Chinese for ten percent
of the take.
Speaker 12 (22:40):
I'm not fond of the nickname Peto Pete. However, I'm
just glad I'm not Jill Biden.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Hunter has some.
Speaker 12 (22:48):
Choice nicknames for her.
Speaker 22 (22:50):
He once said to me, Pete, if you are a
blues musician, they call you Bud Diddley, but I.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Call my mom.
Speaker 12 (22:58):
Heink Williams Junior. Do you know why he called her that?
Speaker 22 (23:03):
Because he said she was a rip Tucra boy camphor by.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Counter both can b She was twelve. I was thirty.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
But anyway, it was wonderful to have you, mister president.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
The Michael Barry Show.
Speaker 20 (23:30):
The various shots that people are getting now cover that
you're okay, You're not going to get COVID.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
If you had these vaccinations.
Speaker 13 (23:40):
I told it at the University of Pennsylvania for four years,
and I used to teach political theory.
Speaker 20 (23:44):
My national security team and I have been closely monitoring
the situation on the ground in Afghanistan and moving quickly
to execute the plans we had put in place to
respond to every constituency, including and contingency including the rapid
collapse for seen now. In my case, the civil rights movement,
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and as a kid I was I worked a lot
in the movement at work and uh one day a
group came to me of the senior members of the party.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
They said they wanted me to run for the Senate.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
It's all.
Speaker 13 (24:36):
Every major outfit, every serious investigator has pointed out that
this is a spare.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
This is classic Trump. We had four days left and
all of.
Speaker 8 (24:47):
A sudden, there's a laptop.
Speaker 13 (24:49):
There's overwhelming evidence that from the intelligence community that the
Russians are engaged.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Who could forget the cross dressing Deputy Assistant Secretary of
Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy.
Kind of a big job, right, nuclear Energy. His name
was Sam Britton. You know the fellow who kept stealing
luggage at the airport.
Speaker 12 (25:38):
Hey, Frank, it's popped down here in luggage claim.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (25:41):
Man, you'll never guess what I got down here.
Speaker 18 (25:44):
One of them non binaries is sitting in my office
waiting for the cops. The man lady tried to steal
someone else's luggage off my carousel.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
TUTSI.
Speaker 12 (25:55):
Here is some nuclear science person for the Biden administration.
Speaker 18 (26:00):
She does look like a white Jada Pinkett Smith pulled
in an address.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
How'd you know that?
Speaker 12 (26:06):
Get aload of Frank Einstein over here? He watches the news. Well,
you'll get to see criminal mastermind Lexie Luthor on the
news for sure, No, I ain't sending you a pick
you a purv.
Speaker 18 (26:19):
We're still getting a beer after work, right, all right, Frank,
I gotta go right up.
Speaker 12 (26:23):
A report of missus clean. I'll catch you later.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Plucked her eyebrows on the way, shaved her legs, and
then he was as she she says he bebe take
a walk on the wild side, said, hey, honey, take
a walk on the wildside.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
One of the provisions of the Inflation Reduction Act, which
wasn't an inflation reduction Act at all, was the hiring
of eighty seven thousand armed IRS agents. They were set
to hire eighty seven thousand millennials to bust into your
house and take every you've got and send you to prison.
Speaker 18 (27:02):
Hey, I guess what partners yo. My name is Tristan Dude.
I can't believe I got this job. I'm not so
much a numbers guy, but I am a call of
duty and grand theft auto guy. I was like, really
good at Team death Match on COD Did you ever play?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Really, dude?
Speaker 18 (27:18):
I loved using the N ninety one as my primary
I hope we get one of those that would be lit.
I always had a sort off shotgun as my secondary weapon.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
They were great for close quarters.
Speaker 12 (27:27):
I'm definitely bringing one of those when we go to
some boomer's house. I'm gonna be like, get down.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
On the ground, Grandpa.
Speaker 18 (27:32):
This is an out of bitch I called dims on driving.
I can drive anything. One time in GTA, I saw
an armor car and then rob the bank. I got
five mili dude, I was living large, bro. I can
already tell this, IRS. Gig is gonna be dope.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Pete hag Seth cannot get started fixing the military fast enough.
Remember when the Biden's administration hired an inclusion officer for
the Department of Defense. Can you imagine that, Well, we
don't have enough eight hundred pounders in the military. They
don't feel included.
Speaker 12 (28:25):
Hello, recruiters, my name is Eileen.
Speaker 18 (28:27):
I'm the new director of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. We've
come up with a new plan to help refill our ranks.
For far too long, the United States military has focused
on hateful things like killing. It's no wonder other countries
hate us. Well, thanks to Joe Biden, we're heading in
a brave new direction. If you're a person of color,
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you will now enter the Armed services as a captain.
Speaker 12 (28:52):
They'll be just like James T.
Speaker 9 (28:54):
Kirk.
Speaker 8 (28:54):
Yay right.
Speaker 18 (28:56):
This will ensure that we have equity by lifting up
black and bread people. Now to the diversity and inclusion.
This is the part I'm so excited about. If you're gay,
or lesbian, transby, or any one of the infinite numbers
of genders, then you will get to live your truth
in the new military. For starters, when marching, you will
no longer be required to stay in formation. You will
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be allowed to express yourself. If you want to skip,
then skip, Queen. If you see an officer that you
find handsome than twerk, we think that will add some
flair that has been missing for far too long. If
you like to dress in drag, then you will have
a place here.
Speaker 12 (29:36):
No more drag colors.
Speaker 18 (29:37):
When going into combat, we'll walk in a battle like
a flock of peacocks. Our enemy will know that we
are loud and we are proud, and they will fear our.
Speaker 12 (29:46):
Power of inclusion. Now go out there and bring me
some marginalized people.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Everybody remembers, I hope when Biden fell off his bise,
But do you remember how the media tried to downplay it,
trying to act like it wasn't a big deal. He
was young and full of vigor.
Speaker 8 (30:08):
They told us.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
This is our favorite NPR host, Kyle feather Bottom telling
you why Joe Biden didn't fall off of his bike
after all.
Speaker 8 (30:19):
The following program is only made possible by contributions from
listeners like you.
Speaker 23 (30:25):
Lamas Day Day to you. You're listening to the inherent
dangers of an American bicycle. I'm your host, Kyle Featherbottom.
Today we will examine the bicycle that Joe Biden took
to the ground in a controlled role, the Huffy World.
The Huffy World was developed by the United States military
for stealth ground assaults. It's a bicycle so advanced in
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its operation that only the Navy Sealed Team six was
able to successfully integrate its use into its secret operations.
We recently spoke to a man that has asked to
remain anonymous. The man you're about to hear from is
a member of the infamous Hell's Angels, a California based
m seed or motorcycle club as it were, Mister Anonymous,
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We've all seen the impressive video of the American President
Joseph Biden writing the military issue Huffy World he wrote
it to a stop and then dismounted said bicycle in
a controlled role. Given the advanced skill required to perform
such maneuver, is there anyone in your organization that has
that level of experience and expertise to ride a Hovey World?
Speaker 5 (31:32):
No?
Speaker 23 (31:33):
Wow, not even Hell's Angels can ride a Hoffey World.
Only Sealed Team six members and our beloved President have
the skill required to tame this beast. We would advise
that you never attempt riding a Huffy World bicycle without
the supervision of Joe Biden or a Sealed Team six member.
Don't forget that following this program, Keilly Glesen will tell
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you how to turn purple seedless grapes into a jelly
or jam. How let's clear our mind of this military
killing machine.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Home.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Hey you tell Almos has life?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Good kid, thank you, and good night.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Sh
It's that time.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Time, time, time, luck and load.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
The Michael Very Show is on the air.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
What I do have I are a very particular set
of skills, skills I have acquired her for a very long.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
I will look for you, I will find you.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Ms.
Speaker 6 (00:31):
Thirteen.
Speaker 7 (00:31):
May I remind each and every one of you is
a brutal and vicious gang. They raped and strangled a
twenty year old autistic woman to death in Maryland. They
hacked four people to death with machetes in a park
on Long Island. They have kidnapped, sexually tortured, and shot
a teenage girl in Texas after she insulted them. Allegedly
killed and mutilated a seventeen year old girl in Virginia,
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stabbing him sixteen times and cutting off his hands.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Of baby.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
And old man, no.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Wow from good.
Speaker 7 (01:12):
They've headed and cut out the heart of a man
in Washington, d C. They raped and murdered a thirteen
year old girl in California. They sex trafficked a slew
of young girls, including one who was just twelve years old.
Raped an eleven year old girl in Brooklyn while her
brother was in the.
Speaker 8 (01:28):
Room and.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Old and low.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
From good Sex, trafficked a thirteen year old in Maryland
and Virginia miles away from this White House, even beating
her twenty six times on her backside with a baseball bat.
Pressured a homeless New Yorkers to undergo unnecessary surgery such
as spinal fusion, in order to bolster their fraudulent lawsuits.
These are vicious criminals. This is a vicious game.
Speaker 9 (02:06):
I got a message to the demands of illegal as
that Joe Bidens are released in our country and violation
of federal law.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
You better start packing now. You're damn right, because you're
going home.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
There's an amazing thing happening that I guess that should
no longer. I don't think you're probably thinking, Michael, how
how are you possibly still surprised by anything?
Speaker 8 (03:02):
These people do.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
The same liberal media that colluded with the Biden White
House to cover up for Sleepy Joe, and now the
same people are trying to profit by writing tell all
books about things they told us weren't happening. It just
blows my mind. The Hill Senior political correspondent Emmy Parnes,
(03:29):
an NBC News senior National politics reporter Jonathan Allen right
in their new book Democrat Party officials and White House
staffers were well aware of former President Biden's frailties ahead
of his choice to end his ill fated reelection bid
last summer. Wasn't his choice, and there were extensive steps
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to cover up the signs of Biden's aging and contingency planning.
If Biden chose to step aside or even died in office,
you folks told us it wasn't happening, and now you're
writing books about how it happened. This is the aforementioned
Amy Parnes.
Speaker 10 (04:14):
The book also includes new details about how far Biden's
team had to go to minimize the risk of his
freight freight of his frailties being exposed. One story that
stuck out to me in particular was the need for
for fluorescent tape tell us about what was going on there.
Speaker 11 (04:30):
Yeah, so he would have these you know, fluorescent tape
is very common in larger events to show principles where
to go, how to enter a stage. But they they
planned these, these these lines, fluorescent tapes throughout fundraisers, even
small fundraisers at homes, to kind of guide the president
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and someone told us he knows to look for them,
and so that was something that they did, even in
at the smallest events, to kind of guide the president.
We also have new reporting detailing how on Warren trips,
there was a makeup artist that met President Biden before
any events. Sometimes he would even miss meetings to attend
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to to have his makeup made up. You know, there
there were things done to kind of show that he
was a little more had a little more used to him,
a little more energy, and I think that is that's all.
You know, these are all revelations that we put out
in this book.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
You remember when this was this was one of the
ultimate loads in a bad administration. Remember when one of
his handlers they made him dress up as the Easter
Bunny so they could hide him in plain sight, so
then they could put him next to Joe Biden and
have him kind of guide the old man around.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Do you remember that.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well, we spoke to that handler disguised his voice to
protect the identity. But here's what he had to say.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Yes, I was in the bunny costume that day at
the White House. It was my job to shadow the president.
It was Easter, so someone thought that it'd be a
good idea to dress me in a bunny outfit. They
thought that if I dressed it like the Easter Bunny,
I could blend it in the crowd, and if the
President went off script, I would be able to steer
him back to a more appropriate conversation. Now it was
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time for the event in the White House long Things
were going pretty well at first, but then the President
decided to mingle with the people. First, he saw a
man in the crowd that was, how do I say it? Slow?
So the President kind of leaned in any stage whisper
to me, tell me about the Rabbit's George. I think
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he thought that referencing Lenny of Mice and Men when
he saw someone that was a little slow was funny
because I was dressed like a giant rabbit. However, this
is the type of situation that I was there to
steer him away from. My job in that scenario was
to mention how much his dead son bo loved Easter.
I mean that always works to get the President back
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on course if he strays away from the script, we
always bring it back to bow always. And later, when
he tried to talk about Pakistan with a toddler. I
mentioned bo nothing this time. It didn't work. He was
going to talk about Pakistan with that toddler. No matter what,
(07:33):
I'll admit I panicked at this point. I start waving
my arms and I say the code word Lansbury. See
Lansbury is the code we have with the President. When
we see he's starting to get a little tired or
maybe end over his head, we say Lansbury. He knows
it's time to go up to the residents and lay
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down and watch murder. She wrote. The President loves a
good Who's done it. We play that same episode right
before his nap every day. He never remembers that he's
seen it, and it's his favorite episode. So it's a
win win for us. But I'm telling you right now,
if they asked me to dress up like his mother
again for Mother's Day and he tries to breastfeed like
last year, I'm out of here. I don't need this
(08:16):
job that bad.
Speaker 12 (08:17):
It's Ramon the King of Ding and this other guy,
Michael Barry.
Speaker 13 (08:24):
This is a kind of gosh, you're like a smacking ass.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
With Joe Biden gone. Let's look at some of the
stories that marked his turn gone. But not forgotten. We
should remember what Joe Biden did and what we lived through.
We should never forget that. Remember when the military just
lost a jet. Imagine that and count on to tonight?
(08:54):
What does it count on? Two News caught up with
a local man named Randolph White to get an eyewitness
account of the plane crashing.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Do you remember this room?
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I had a chance to talk to a man who
lives out here. He told me he actually heard the
plane as it was flying past his house and crashing nearby,
but he didn't know what it was.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
A mama's October the sixth hour. I'll be seventy two
years old.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Randolph White retired from his job at the paper mill
in Georgetown ten years ago. He lives in this house
with his wife in a very rural area of Williamsburg County.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
Well, it's nice and quiet and peaceful, and I don't
I don't have.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
To worry what people no close up tight, you know.
I like speech.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
He loves living about two miles away from where he
grew up. Normally it's pretty quiet, but on Sunday afternoon,
I was.
Speaker 14 (09:38):
In the uh in the bathroom taking a shave, and
I heard us a screeching saw that between us, screeching
a whistle.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I said, what in the wall of this?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
And I heard a boom in my whole house.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Shop White says he didn't realize it was a plane
at the time, so he didn't call anybody.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
The press dog can at me. Look, must what's sa
the meteorite coup out of space or something? And I said, well,
there's an airplane. It need to be reported.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
Look, the thing to flying is too low, so yesterday
eating it, I said, the helicopters, I'm out your walking
choppers keep flying around. I say it was something muchized.
Somebody must have robbed the banker, kill some people or whatever.
I walked up there. They thought me was about the plane.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
The F thirty five B airplane wreckage created an extensive
debris field. The wreckage is located off Old Georgetown Road.
Military security is very tight, with numerous red and white
signs on the side of the road that read no trespassing.
This area has been designated a National Defense Area.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
God, through the Great God, nobody didn't get hurt. Because
the church right up there, about a half.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Mile about a mile of Old Georgetown Road will be
closed for an unknown period of time.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Anything man making malfunction, you know, so he tried to
get the benefit.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Of the doubt.
Speaker 9 (10:54):
But it need to be investigated and the public need
to know what really happened. You know, it shouldn't be
careful secret what happened, because you.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Know it could have been a minute disaster in Williamsburg County.
I'm Raymond Owens count on two.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
Now.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
At the time, we knew that Randolph reminded us of somebody,
but we couldn't quite place who that was.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
So I said, what in the will of this?
Speaker 14 (11:19):
And I heard boom?
Speaker 9 (11:20):
I knew that I wouldn't in my hot house shop
I be I was in that don't take the shaved.
Speaker 14 (11:26):
I knew that I wouldn't had I heard us screeching
so good tweeter screeching of WHI so good?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Boom boo got her here. I sure the spies a meteorite,
co mount of space or something. I think, I said, well,
there's that thing. It needed to be reported. Spy the
thing with flying this tullo.
Speaker 15 (11:49):
Sunnight boom boom, sunnight boo boo got in here?
Speaker 9 (11:58):
You walking Trump skipping around? It was something somebody muscle
rock the bank?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
What up? You yet killed some people on one.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Held, I can't do no wrong, and wow, you can
know my lid park, do you know?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
And I feed no that sure doom spine got the
grace of.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Good of God. Nobody don't get hurt. I feel nice
because the church right up there. I sure the root
spy about a half. No anything man making malform.
Speaker 15 (12:28):
Show nice boom boom, so nice boom boo.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Got your here.
Speaker 16 (12:35):
You know.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
So he tried to give the benefit of the doubt.
But it needs to be investigated. The public need to
know what really happened.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
When I owe you. It shouldn't be kept a secret
that I can't do no wrong, because you know that
way now he could have been a mess.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
She said, I can't juve, and I feed no, Sure
the root spine, I nice.
Speaker 15 (13:03):
Shuldar spine, so nice boom boot so nice boot got
your year.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I knew that I wouldn't.
Speaker 15 (13:19):
I feel good. I knew that I would. So good
boom boom, so good boo boo got you you so
boo boom so good boot. Fother got your year, so
(13:39):
go boom boot so good boom boother.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Got your year.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And then the story just went away without any resolution,
kind of like this story who left the cocaine in
the White House?
Speaker 17 (14:05):
Coming soon to a theater near you. He's on a
one bear mission and in the White House to do
two things, chew bubblegum and snort cocaine. And he's all
out of bubblegum.
Speaker 18 (14:20):
Somehow he's ended up in the nation's capital with a
strange new sugar addiction.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
What kind of sugar burger?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Sugar is hun.
Speaker 19 (14:33):
But Chief, we simply cannot catch him. He's in the
White House, he's high on cocaine, and he's a grizzly bear,
and I am an f F agent. We need a hunter, Hunter.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
How do you think the bear got the cocaine?
Speaker 17 (14:57):
You've seen all snorts of movies, but never one where
a good rizzly bear finds the first son's stash of
nosecare cocaine. Bear to White Powder House. Prepare for the
ride of your life. It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 14 (15:17):
We're gonna be changing the name of the Gulf of
Mexico to the Gulf of mister michael Berry, which is
a beautiful.
Speaker 16 (15:26):
Have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 20 (15:33):
The best way to get something done if you hold
near and dear to you that you.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Like to be able to.
Speaker 16 (15:42):
Anyway have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 13 (15:50):
From from Charlotte, assuming from Charlotte one another line going
from in Florida down to Tampa.
Speaker 16 (16:01):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Of prudence, cryptocerc.
Speaker 16 (16:11):
Yeah, h have an intervention into your mental health your
political viability.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 13 (16:21):
America is a nation that can be defined in a
single word.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
How does the foot him.
Speaker 16 (16:28):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
The idea that.
Speaker 16 (16:41):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability,
he's really grotesque.
Speaker 13 (16:48):
Los Angeles and uh and uh uh No one am
I doing here?
Speaker 16 (16:53):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
He's really tesk for two reasons.
Speaker 16 (17:02):
One two, have an intervention into your mental health your
political viability.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 13 (17:14):
We haven't been able to communicate it in a way
that is.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Might let me say another way, have.
Speaker 16 (17:21):
An intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
He's really grotesque. A solid meeting with with uh.
Speaker 16 (17:34):
The have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
They make a very good point. Here's the deal.
Speaker 16 (17:46):
Have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 20 (17:53):
Here's what drives the driver in the states that are affected.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Here's what that you can do the drivers.
Speaker 16 (18:02):
Have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
He's herely grotesque.
Speaker 20 (18:09):
If we have one thousand billionaires in America, know the
average tax rate they pay eight e i g.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Eight percent, eight percent.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
As we take a w down memory lane of the
Biden Harris years, one person we are happy to see
go is Admiral Doctor Rachel Levine, the trans Assistant Secretary
for Health of the US Department of Health and Human Services,
or as we'd like to call her, Miss Piggy ms Piggy.
(18:40):
I didn't say Piggy is a piggy.
Speaker 21 (18:43):
And the truth that we need to confront now is
that medicine and science are being politically perverted around this
country that destroys human lives.
Speaker 17 (18:53):
So how come something so.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Tonight can we every cytipic? After all? We' good, don't you?
Speaker 21 (19:16):
Trans youth are vulnerable and they suffer significant harassment and
bullying sometimes in schools or in their community. They have
more mental health issues. But there's nothing inherent with being
transgender or a gender diverse which which predisposed youth to
depression or anxiety.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
It is that harassment and bullying.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
So how can something sold? So? After all? Weep like you.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Don't know your I can something's warrive?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
You're so roman side, I get something so good? Lem
me fingers so bad?
Speaker 15 (20:06):
Them coming to let me lonely belcome the happiness day
of my life is so sad?
Speaker 8 (20:12):
You can I feel?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
And I feel so after all we've been through, after
coming in so far?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Does this boy meaning where's the lot?
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Best?
Speaker 9 (20:23):
To less.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Happy?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Something so.
Speaker 14 (20:37):
Wrong?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
To all we've been?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Why do I feel?
Speaker 10 (20:52):
Don't know you?
Speaker 21 (20:56):
So we really want to to debase our treatment and
to a firm and to support and empower these youths,
not to limit their participation in activities in sports and
even limit their ability to get gender affirmation treatment in
their state.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
One of the things we learned about Joe Biden's about
Sorry Hunter Biden's laptop was how his dad was listed
in his phone. In his cell phone, do you remember
that he called his president the president of the United
States Pedo Pete. And remember, Pete was a name that
(21:35):
Joe Biden gave himself as his alias. So Pedo Pete
was about the fact that his father is a pedophile.
You know, the father that Hunter Biden's sister said would
come in and shower with her naked. Yeah, that creep.
Speaker 22 (21:53):
Hello, everybody, this is Pete Henderson, a friend and close
associate of first son Hunter Biden.
Speaker 12 (22:00):
He calls me Peto Pete.
Speaker 22 (22:02):
He only calls me that because I've always liked the
company of small children.
Speaker 23 (22:08):
That's not a crime, is it.
Speaker 12 (22:10):
At least I'm not his daddy.
Speaker 24 (22:12):
Joe Biden has been screwing this country for fifty years
and nobody says, Boom, I like to smell the hell
of little kids, and suddenly I'm the bad guy. He's
pimped out Ukraine for billions.
Speaker 18 (22:26):
Yeah, sure, I'd like to shower with my teenage daughter
to save on the water bill.
Speaker 12 (22:31):
Money doesn't grow on trees, you know. The big guy has.
Speaker 22 (22:35):
Sold our country out to the Chinese for ten percent
of the take.
Speaker 12 (22:40):
I'm not fond of the nickname Peto Pete. However, I'm
just glad I'm not Jill Biden.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Hunter has some.
Speaker 12 (22:48):
Choice nicknames for her.
Speaker 22 (22:50):
He once said to me, Pete, if you are a
blues musician, they call you Bud Diddley, but I.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Call my mom.
Speaker 12 (22:58):
Heink Williams Junior. Do you know why he called her that?
Speaker 22 (23:03):
Because he said she was a rip Tucra boy camphor by.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Counter both can b She was twelve. I was thirty.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
But anyway, it was wonderful to have you, mister president.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
The Michael Barry Show.
Speaker 20 (23:30):
The various shots that people are getting now cover that
you're okay, You're not going to get COVID.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
If you had these vaccinations.
Speaker 13 (23:40):
I told it at the University of Pennsylvania for four years,
and I used to teach political theory.
Speaker 20 (23:44):
My national security team and I have been closely monitoring
the situation on the ground in Afghanistan and moving quickly
to execute the plans we had put in place to
respond to every constituency, including and contingency including the rapid
collapse for seen now. In my case, the civil rights movement,
(24:21):
and as a kid I was I worked a lot
in the movement at work and uh one day a
group came to me of the senior members of the party.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
They said they wanted me to run for the Senate.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
It's all.
Speaker 13 (24:36):
Every major outfit, every serious investigator has pointed out that
this is a spare.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
This is classic Trump. We had four days left and
all of.
Speaker 8 (24:47):
A sudden, there's a laptop.
Speaker 13 (24:49):
There's overwhelming evidence that from the intelligence community that the
Russians are engaged.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Who could forget the cross dressing Deputy Assistant Secretary of
Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy.
Kind of a big job, right, nuclear Energy. His name
was Sam Britton. You know the fellow who kept stealing
luggage at the airport.
Speaker 12 (25:38):
Hey, Frank, it's popped down here in luggage claim.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (25:41):
Man, you'll never guess what I got down here.
Speaker 18 (25:44):
One of them non binaries is sitting in my office
waiting for the cops. The man lady tried to steal
someone else's luggage off my carousel.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
TUTSI.
Speaker 12 (25:55):
Here is some nuclear science person for the Biden administration.
Speaker 18 (26:00):
She does look like a white Jada Pinkett Smith pulled
in an address.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
How'd you know that?
Speaker 12 (26:06):
Get aload of Frank Einstein over here? He watches the news. Well,
you'll get to see criminal mastermind Lexie Luthor on the
news for sure, No, I ain't sending you a pick
you a purv.
Speaker 18 (26:19):
We're still getting a beer after work, right, all right, Frank,
I gotta go right up.
Speaker 12 (26:23):
A report of missus clean. I'll catch you later.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Plucked her eyebrows on the way, shaved her legs, and
then he was as she she says he bebe take
a walk on the wild side, said, hey, honey, take
a walk on the wildside.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
One of the provisions of the Inflation Reduction Act, which
wasn't an inflation reduction Act at all, was the hiring
of eighty seven thousand armed IRS agents. They were set
to hire eighty seven thousand millennials to bust into your
house and take every you've got and send you to prison.
Speaker 18 (27:02):
Hey, I guess what partners yo. My name is Tristan Dude.
I can't believe I got this job. I'm not so
much a numbers guy, but I am a call of
duty and grand theft auto guy. I was like, really
good at Team death Match on COD Did you ever play?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Really, dude?
Speaker 18 (27:18):
I loved using the N ninety one as my primary
I hope we get one of those that would be lit.
I always had a sort off shotgun as my secondary weapon.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
They were great for close quarters.
Speaker 12 (27:27):
I'm definitely bringing one of those when we go to
some boomer's house. I'm gonna be like, get down.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
On the ground, Grandpa.
Speaker 18 (27:32):
This is an out of bitch I called dims on driving.
I can drive anything. One time in GTA, I saw
an armor car and then rob the bank. I got
five mili dude, I was living large, bro. I can
already tell this, IRS. Gig is gonna be dope.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Pete hag Seth cannot get started fixing the military fast enough.
Remember when the Biden's administration hired an inclusion officer for
the Department of Defense. Can you imagine that, Well, we
don't have enough eight hundred pounders in the military. They
don't feel included.
Speaker 12 (28:25):
Hello, recruiters, my name is Eileen.
Speaker 18 (28:27):
I'm the new director of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. We've
come up with a new plan to help refill our ranks.
For far too long, the United States military has focused
on hateful things like killing. It's no wonder other countries
hate us. Well, thanks to Joe Biden, we're heading in
a brave new direction. If you're a person of color,
(28:48):
you will now enter the Armed services as a captain.
Speaker 12 (28:52):
They'll be just like James T.
Speaker 9 (28:54):
Kirk.
Speaker 8 (28:54):
Yay right.
Speaker 18 (28:56):
This will ensure that we have equity by lifting up
black and bread people. Now to the diversity and inclusion.
This is the part I'm so excited about. If you're gay,
or lesbian, transby, or any one of the infinite numbers
of genders, then you will get to live your truth
in the new military. For starters, when marching, you will
no longer be required to stay in formation. You will
(29:19):
be allowed to express yourself. If you want to skip,
then skip, Queen. If you see an officer that you
find handsome than twerk, we think that will add some
flair that has been missing for far too long. If
you like to dress in drag, then you will have
a place here.
Speaker 12 (29:36):
No more drag colors.
Speaker 18 (29:37):
When going into combat, we'll walk in a battle like
a flock of peacocks. Our enemy will know that we
are loud and we are proud, and they will fear our.
Speaker 12 (29:46):
Power of inclusion. Now go out there and bring me
some marginalized people.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Everybody remembers, I hope when Biden fell off his bise,
But do you remember how the media tried to downplay it,
trying to act like it wasn't a big deal. He
was young and full of vigor.
Speaker 8 (30:08):
They told us.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
This is our favorite NPR host, Kyle feather Bottom telling
you why Joe Biden didn't fall off of his bike
after all.
Speaker 8 (30:19):
The following program is only made possible by contributions from
listeners like you.
Speaker 23 (30:25):
Lamas Day Day to you. You're listening to the inherent
dangers of an American bicycle. I'm your host, Kyle Featherbottom.
Today we will examine the bicycle that Joe Biden took
to the ground in a controlled role, the Huffy World.
The Huffy World was developed by the United States military
for stealth ground assaults. It's a bicycle so advanced in
(30:47):
its operation that only the Navy Sealed Team six was
able to successfully integrate its use into its secret operations.
We recently spoke to a man that has asked to
remain anonymous. The man you're about to hear from is
a member of the infamous Hell's Angels, a California based
m seed or motorcycle club as it were, Mister Anonymous,
(31:08):
We've all seen the impressive video of the American President
Joseph Biden writing the military issue Huffy World he wrote
it to a stop and then dismounted said bicycle in
a controlled role. Given the advanced skill required to perform
such maneuver, is there anyone in your organization that has
that level of experience and expertise to ride a Hovey World?
Speaker 5 (31:32):
No?
Speaker 23 (31:33):
Wow, not even Hell's Angels can ride a Hoffey World.
Only Sealed Team six members and our beloved President have
the skill required to tame this beast. We would advise
that you never attempt riding a Huffy World bicycle without
the supervision of Joe Biden or a Sealed Team six member.
Don't forget that following this program, Keilly Glesen will tell
(31:55):
you how to turn purple seedless grapes into a jelly
or jam. How let's clear our mind of this military
killing machine.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Home.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Hey you tell Almos has life?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Good kid, thank you, and good night.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
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