AM Show Hr 1 | MS-13’s “Porky” on the Run, Purse Theft Politics, and White Christmas in Vietnam

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load change
from Michael Very Show is on.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
The air for American citizens. January twentieth, twenty twenty five,
is Liberation Day, for.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Your last year, for a last he had the matter were.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
The golden age of America begins right now. From this
day forward, our country will flourish and be respected again
all over the world.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
We will be the envy of every nation, and we
will not.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Allow ourselves to be taken advantage of any longer. During
every single day of the Trump administration, I will very
simply put America first. Our sovereignty will be reclaimed, our
safety will be restored, the scales of justice will be rebalanced.

(01:23):
The vicious, violent, and unfair weaponization of the Justice Department
and our government will end, and our top priority will

(01:49):
be to create a nation that is proud, prosperous, and free.
America will soon be greater, stronger, and far more exceptional
than ever before. Our returned to the presidency confident and
optimistic that we are at the start of a thrilling

(02:10):
new era of national success. A tide of change is
sweeping the country. Sunlight is pouring over the entire world,
and America has the chance to seize this opportunity like
never before. From this moment on, America's decline is over,
and we will immediately restore the integrity, competency, and loyalty

(02:34):
of America's government. Over the past eight years, I have
been tested and challenged more than any president in our
two hundred and fifty year history, and I've learned a
lot along the way.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
The journey to reclaim our.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Republic has not been an easy one, that I can
tell you. Those who wish to stop our cause have
tried to take my freedom and indeed to take my
life just a few months ago in a beautiful Pennsylvania
field and assassin's bullet ripped.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Through my ear.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
But I felt then, and believe even more so now,
that my life was saved for a reason. I was
saved by God to make America great again.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well did you know that at one point in ancient Egypt,
all parts smelled the same? They had a tout in common.
Hart He goes downhill from here after this story, because
this was good. This is a doozy. Last week, FBI

(03:52):
Director Cash Pattel announced a five million dollar reward for
assistance to any of my American capturing MS thirteen terrorist
leader yulon adnay Achaga Kadias also known as Alejandro Mendosa
and my favorite nickname Porky, a five million dollar reward

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for assistance in capturing Porky. He's currently on the FBI
ten Most Wanted List. Controlled MS thirteen criminal activity in
Honduras provided support to MS thirteen enterprises in Central America
and these United States with firearms, narcotics, and cash. This
is not going to end well for Porky. A terrorist

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with the nickname Porky and a five million dollar bounty
on his head. Huh how does that play out in
the South.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
It's five am here in the Deep South. The only
signs are pump jacks of the distance and pump shotguns
in the forefront. Cletus and the boys are ready for
a hunt. We're not talking about deer dumps. This this
personal at MS thirteen. That's your curse word in my family.
First time I heard about them was when Mama told
us not to watch him dirty movie. Oh clean as

(05:09):
that's in se seventeen. Oh yeah, Well, anyway, I heard
there to five million dollar bounty on this police pool.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Well I know it was my call to crowd.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Let's go about it and corral they to four wheelers
and side by sides take off like a jaunteer for
red for freedom.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Ready to put Porky on the pit.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
I mean, this fella's got like three names, none of
which I can pronounce, say for his nickname.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Porky, Porky Hell.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
That just got us excited for making this summer two
and in for a bounty hunt. You told, what a
sh Here's something right, the harassling in the woods.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
We get him. Oh wait, just a dirty an.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
At least we got us little stack the pursuit for
Porky US Southern body hunt.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Check your localistics? Did she an illegal alien arrested for
sealing stealing? Department of Homeland Secretary Homeland Department of Homeland
Security Secretary Christie Noam's purse was arrested in New York
for similar crimes last month, but was quickly released and
failed to show up to court. Thanks to New York
sanctuary laws, the NYPD did not report him to federal authorities.

(06:21):
Investigators believe that the theft of Nolan's bag was the
fourth heist the illegal pulled off over an eight day span.
The story is seconding but typical Christian Nolan on CBS.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
These are career criminals. They have perpetuated crimes against many
people in this country for many years illegally.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Is it just a coincidence that they happened to pick
your purse?

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I believe so.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
You know, we were with the big family and four
kids under the age of four. I had it right
between my feet, but he was professional and how he
took it, And you know, we're just glad that now
that he's in custody because of so many other crimes,
he's committed. You know, he worked with other people to
do this and has been doing it for years. So

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you know, this is what Americans shouldn't have.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
To live with.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
It's not about me, and it's not about my family
as much as it is about you know that people
live in communities that have been going through this for many,
many years. So the more that we can bring these
people in and have them face consequences and get them
out of our country, the safer America will be.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Today, April twenty ninth is the one hundred, one hundredth
day of the Trump presidency. Presidents have historically, for no
particular reason, been measured by their first one hundred days.
In my first one hundred days, I shall do the following.
That's where all of your ambitious plans are put into place.

(07:51):
There has been no more ambitious nor followed through one
hundred days than these. We will discuss me up and
saved again. That's why I had my guitar. Probably out
of ten you might have to edit that. This is
Mark Chestnut and Jar Bizaar of Talk.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Radio Labs in the Snow White on Earth, when we
play Bing Crosby's White Christmas on April twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Well, if you were in Vietnam Christmas and this aired
on the American Radio Service, no sof phones, byn't you
pagers computers? If you were in Vietnam and this song
came on April twenty ninth, nineteen seventy nine, so sorry,

(08:50):
nineteen seventy five. This was the queue. All systems are go,
get the hell out.

Speaker 6 (08:59):
Evacuate way immediately, and they did, yes.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
S fifty years ago. Down I try to imagine what

(09:53):
those folks felt like. You knew intuitively. You've been trying,
both military and civilian staff, and this airs. If this airs,
this is the cue. I can't protect you anymore.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
Get out now.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
So here's this beautiful, historic, treasured American numbers. But that's
not what it represents to you. Your blood starts pumping.
You're already ill at ease fifty years ago. Today. It

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haunts me to think I have a son who's nineteen,
a freshman in college. He is already a year older
than Americans who graduated high school, just like him, right eyed, bushytail,
just like him, coming into his own as a young man. Michael,

(10:58):
don't do that, or you'll get sick. Michael, don't do that,
or you hurt yourself. Like, don't do this, or this
will happen. I won't happen to me. I'm him, happen
to me. I'm special. What other eighteen year old young
man didn't think they were invincible? You know, for some
really really perverse and stupid reason, there are people who

(11:22):
have no empathy, no emotion for folks who sign up
to take on a dangerous job. You extole the virtues
of police officers, and then what signed up for it,
you stupid ass? He signed up for it because you
would never that that makes it okay. So if a
teacher gets punched in the face, well he turned up

(11:43):
for right, they tuned up for you. You died up
all right, and what did you sign up for? Nothing? Ever, well, yeah,
some of them did sign up, but a lot of
them didn't. And just because they signed up, they didn't
sign up for what they got. But a lot of

(12:04):
them were just like my kid. They got their secret
service notice, a selected service notice in the mail, and
their ball came up, and they didn't s geat outle
to Canada, or like Bruce Preinstein, get high as a
kite and go in so they could fail the exam.
They didn't have a daddy who they weren't a fortunate
son with a daddy who could get him out because

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he was a US senator or some other high ranking position.
It couldn't be posted to the National Guard. They're all
the different ways that people got out of going to Vietnam.
And then there are just those that went here, Am
I sending me? And they went there and saw the
most awful, awful theater of war and they came home

(12:52):
to be unwelcome. They came home without the tools to process.
They came home to a world that did not understand
what they had been through. It mostly just wanted to
forget it. And that's the thousand yards stare, and that's
the dad who for a generation he was distant. He
was this, He was that. At the RCC, we would

(13:14):
bring folks up and we would start with World War Two.
And when we started twelve years ago, there were still
it was not uncommon to have one or two folks
from World War Two at our event. But as the
years went on it would go thinner and thinner to none.
There are very few left today. And then we would
go to Korea, and then we would move through the

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various theaters of war, and I would say when we
got to Vietnam, I said, hold on, we're going to
skip one and come back. And it would always be
as there always will be somebody in the audience, never
the Vietnam veteran, typically somebody associated Yang type, Vitnam Yank type.
Macknot okay, calm down, Gertrude, we'll get I said we're
gonna skip one and come back. I can't say it.

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And at the end, I would say, my Dad's generated.
These guys were not given their due, and we're going
to do that now. And I do nothing more. We
didn't give them a Johnny didn't call them out for
winning the lottery, we didn't fly them to Hawaii. We
just honored them. And there were guys that would stand

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there with tears streaming down their eyes, or hold it
together until they got back to their table. And I
had people tell me this first time in my life
ever seen my dad cry. It was so much repressed
pain and anguish for those guys. And I just think
to myself. I just think to myself what they went
through and how young they were, how young just babies

(14:43):
eighteen years old as a kid, my goodness alive. We
have our own eighteen year olds and we go, well,
my child's really young and you know, just getting ready
for the world. But back then, no, they were just
the same way. And I think what they went through
and for what I think what they were exposed to.

(15:04):
Agent Orange watched the documentary the other day on the
Vietnamese that the North Vietnam or North Vietnamese.

Speaker 7 (15:14):
Were very, very craft and very wide. And I just
think when that music started playing and they had to eat,
can you imagine the mindset fifty years ago today?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Love of what.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Were they?

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Sil Regen Lance mustn't know the words.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Happy eighty second birthday. To our friend Dwayne Allen's request,
the lead singers called the president and CEO of the
oak Ridge Boys are very proud Texan. He told me
that the first time I met him from Taylor Town, Texans,
Swayne Allen of the esteemed Oh Cridge Boys. I miss

(16:12):
harmonies from miss harmonies. I watched a little special on
the Statler Brothers the other day. You know where they
got the name Statler brothers because they weren't Statler's. Two
of them were brothers. I think it was a box
of Kleenex. It wasn't Kleenex, it was Statler. It was

(16:34):
a box of something. God, they told what it was.
But they decided they needed a name, and they called
them says two of the four were brothers. What could
they ever harmonize? My goodness, could they ever harmonized?

Speaker 8 (16:49):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Michelle Pfeiffer born today. She is sixty seven years old.
You know, I don't know that anybody ever played a
more tortured character better than she did in Scarface. She
was the lusty, sexy wife and then al Pacino Scarface

(17:16):
gets her kind of a kind of acquires her after
he kills her husband. What was that fella's name kind
of like Ricardo montalbon Man. Was he ever good?

Speaker 9 (17:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
He was so good. And the cop, you remember, the
guy that was the cop right before he kills him,
tells him, you're a cockerroach And he said, you can't
you me, I'm a cop. How do we even know
you are a cop? And we had to checked that out.
You just say you are. They go down in that
room that has a tropical print on the wall. One

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hundred day of the Trump presidency. On July twenty fifth,
nineteen thirty three, Franklin Delano Roosevelt a socialist. Oh he
didn't call himsel himself a socialists and most of the
American media didn't call him socialist, but he was a socialist.
He had a plan, imagine this, to pack the Supreme Court.

(18:13):
See if you got nine members on the Supreme Court
and they keep restricting what you're doing, He's uns add
some more and to loot the vote. You see this
with public companies all time. Well, if we can't get
shareholder approval, we'll just issue more to loot the vote

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until we get to where we need to be. It
was on July twenty fifth, nineteen thirty three, so ninety
two years ago, FDR gave a radio address in which
he coined the term first one hundred days. That became
a term his historians in the media would use ever since.

(18:55):
Eighty seven days into his presidency, Ramon JFK ordered the
Bay of Pigs invasion. They failed. Bay of Pigs Invasion.
We don't talk enough about the Bay of Pigs invasion.
I am mildly obsessed with it. There were some very,
very very good fellas who were lost in that. There

(19:17):
were some guys trying to take back their country. There
were folks kind of in an American revolution way, who
gave up a lot to partake in that. They wanted
their country back. You know, everybody has a passion for
their homeland, but Cubans are specially in that way. They
wanted their island back, They wanted their place back. It

(19:38):
had been taken from them and been destroyed, and they
wanted it back. And Kennedy hung him out to try.
It's terrible what he did, truly terrible. It's an embarrassment
to JFK should still be sustained to this day. On
day one of his presidency, he didn't wait a hundred
Ronald Reagan announced the release of US diplomats being held

(19:59):
HOSTI it's in Iran. Sixty nine days in he survived
an assassination attempt. Most laws passed during their first one
hundred days FDR seventy sixth laws. Trump figured out, Hey,
y'all going to do executi orders. I'm going to do
executive orders. Good for the goose, good for the gander.

(20:22):
Highest approval rating in the modern era after first one
hundred days JFK after eighty three Sorry, JFK at eighty
three percent. Makes a world of difference when the media
is cheerleading for you, doesn't It makes a world of difference.
Born on this day, Wow, it's hard to believe. Seventy
one years ago. Jerry Seinfeld, comedian actor producer Jerry says

(20:49):
that Cookie Crisp ruined everything for all the other unhealthy
cereals that Q when I pointed to you, that's you
play okay.

Speaker 9 (21:01):
Parents for some reason had no idea or no interest
that there's no food in any of this.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
And it was great until the.

Speaker 9 (21:09):
Cookie Crisp people came along and blew the lid off
of the whole racket. It's always somebody pushes a good
thing just a little too far. Cookie Crisp, because you
don't know what this is. This is a cereal. It's
not like cookies. It is cookies. This is your breakfast,

(21:33):
a bowl of chocolate chip cookies. The cereal should have
been called the hell with Everything, ice cream for lunch,
cake for dinner, bacon and cigarettes in between. That's that's
the cookie crisp, total health climb.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I could literally talk an hour a day every day
about sugar cereal every day. It's still one of those
things that you don't do, or I don't do. Maybe
you do. Good for you if you do. I'm really
I mean this. It's something I don't do and haven't
done for many, many, many, many many years. But it

(22:15):
is one of those things that is such a great indulgence,
just an amazing adult tricks. Coco cris was my favorite.
What was yours? Cookie?

Speaker 9 (22:30):
Chris?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Of course?

Speaker 8 (22:32):
Love Mary Shall.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
One hundred and seventy four years ago today, Lynn Nelson,
I was not quite that many in Abbot, Texas on
this day. In nineteen thirty three, Shotgun Willie was born.
Shotgun will Ramo's pouting, he said, for three years in
a row, he's written a toast to Willy Nelson, and

(23:04):
maybe this will be the third year in a row.
I don't do anything with it. I don't know what
to do. It's a toast in his own voice, and
I don't know how to give it. All right, I'll
do my best. It's revaw. Today we raise a redheaded
toast to the one and only Willie Nelson, a man
who didn't just ride the line between outlaw and legend.

(23:27):
He rolled it up and smoked it. Born on this
day in nineteen thirty three, Willie gave country music its soul,
its swagger, and its unmistakable voice. He's the reason we
know it's okay to sing sad songs with a smile
and to live life a little off the beat as

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long as still in rhythm. Willy didn't just give us songs.
He gave us freedom in a melody, rebellion in a verse,
and comfort in a voice sounds like Texas itself. Willie's
living proof because some folks don't slow down with age.
They just get back on the road again. If you

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don't understand good enough, he don't die. I tracked down
Ramone's sister because he didn't want to give me your number,
so I had to call Mama Martha. Martha Alicia is
our guest. Welcome to the program, sweetheart. Have we never
had you on before? Hello?

Speaker 8 (24:26):
I don't know, sir, No, that's okay.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
You have a great radio voice.

Speaker 8 (24:32):
Thank you. I learned from the best.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I don't want to creep you out or certainly not
Mama Martha. I don't really care about Ramba, but it's sexy.

Speaker 8 (24:40):
Oh oh, thank you?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, yeah, sexy. Yes, I like it. Just keep talking,
it does. It's really nice. Ramone says that on his
birthday every year, you buy him a box of cookie crisp.
Why do you do that?

Speaker 8 (24:57):
Yeah? So, growing up, for was my best friend, right,
he was five years.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Older than me.

Speaker 8 (25:03):
He's my older brother, and we would do everything together.
So and Cereal was one of them. So now as adults,
it's just fun to relive that childhood friendship that we had.
For me, anyway, I don't know what it is for him.
It could just be.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Oh, he speaks of you when he mentions, oh, and
is Ramy Jane yours? I forget which ones are each sister? Yes,
and that's name for remote, Yes.

Speaker 8 (25:31):
Ramy's mine. Yeah, yeah, I just knew I was going
to have a boy, so I didn't pick out any
any girl names, right, And then when I found out
it was a girl, there was nobody else that I
could name a daughter after other than him.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Anytime you meet a Georgia and you go, I guess
your dad was bummed. It was like that kid was
being named George one way or another. So he was
five years older than you. What is your first memory?
I mean you had to be very you're probably two
or three. What's your first memory of every moment?

Speaker 8 (26:00):
Oh? Man, I don't know about my first memory. But
my favorite memory is so Rain was five years older
than me. So his friends were so much cooler than
my friends. And so I remember he would include me
and we would do like like magic tricks, but we
would have our way of knowing, you know. He would
give me a tell and so I knew, you know,

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I looked psychic, but he was just given tells and
we would do do magic tricks in front of his friends.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
That's awesome.

Speaker 8 (26:26):
I'm stealing his CD.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, tell me something he did that no other big
brother would do. That was really special. If you think back, Wow,
I'm lucky. Do I know you're very close or he says,
all very close.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
Yeah. Yeah. He was just a great big brother. He
would he He took me to my first YouTube concert.
He took me to my first concert altogether, which was Aerosmith,
and he just he he shaped my musical taste and
just you know, I look up to Ramona in a
lot of ways. When I have to adult up, I

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call it. I summoned my inner ram and I got
the job done.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
How old would you guess when he took you to
YouTube YouTube?

Speaker 8 (27:13):
I was probably twenty four twenty five.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Do you wrap it two years ago? Do you wrap
the uh? Do you wrap the very clever y'all have
a similar sense of humor. Do you wrap the cookie
crisp that you give him? Or do you How does
the presentation work?

Speaker 8 (27:34):
I think I wrap it in the HGB bag that
it came in and I give it to him.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
That very nice? And does he eat in the front
of you?

Speaker 7 (27:42):
One year?

Speaker 8 (27:43):
He does not? He does not. One year for the boys,
we got a big box. We just filled it up
with all different cereals and the boys liked it just
as much as their dad did.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Of course they did. They are so much like him.
It's great guest during the summer, he will bring them
up here and I can't think straight because you get
a two boys you can imagine at their age, and
they're knocking off the walls and all that, and they
come in and if they're outside they come in. I haven't.
My wife calls it puppy smell when they when they
come in and they've been running around outside and they've
got that smell, you know that little kids have. Emily

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brings her daughter to work with her sometimes and they
come in and they have that little kid smell and
it's awfu. It's an awful musk, but you love it,
you know. My wife calls it puppy's mall. That's which
I think is so perfect for that phrase.

Speaker 8 (28:26):
Yep, like saliva and dirt.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Now are you the one that we're yeah? Will said,
are you the one that works at the old Folks Home?

Speaker 8 (28:33):
I am, yes, yes, And I have the best job
in the world.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
And Ramone said, so you program the musical events and
the cultural events.

Speaker 8 (28:42):
M hm, y'all, all of the events, the activities. If
we're having fun, it's because of me.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
So I stop buy on the way home every day
and see my dad, and I'm always surprised that they have.
Or sometimes I'll pop in just before the evening show
at four o'clock. They'll have a musical act, and I'm
always surprised. It's never somebody's going to blow you away
with their vocals their presentation, but it's always good singalong songs.

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So my wife went with me yesterday. We popped in
at four o'clock and we left and she said, you know,
they knew the words to every song. I said, Sweetheart,
that was Jimmy Buffett, Marguerite Deville, that's you know, that's
an American standard. She said, I was just surprised at
everybody in there, because there's a lot of memory care issues,
that they all knew the words seemingly every word to

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that song. And I said, well, yeah, that that's one
that everybody will know. Do you enjoy.

Speaker 8 (29:35):
That that in Sweet Caroline?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
I love it, Michael.

Speaker 8 (29:38):
I'm happiest. I have the most fun when I'm watching
people have fun.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Okay, so there's a guy, it's a great feeling. There's
a guy named Jim Conners. I don't know if he
plays for y'all. Has a He has an organ that
he wheels it. He turns the organ on its side
and it's on a little cart underneath it. You don't
notice it until he starts rolling it. He turns it
on its side and it has a handle. And he
told me, I remember do you remember how many how
many events she had done in one week? He had done,

(30:06):
like thirty seven events? It was Marty garr or one
of those things. And I was just blown it. There's
a whole there's a whole circuit, a tour of people
who do that. Oh yeah, Martha, you are worried. You
are my new favorite robust after Mama Martha and Daddy Ramone.

Speaker 8 (30:29):
I knew it was coming.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, thank you for our call. You're ahead of Ramone.
I just wanted you to know that.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Excellent.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Thank you. Michael Berry. So sweet? Can you cut her?
Say Michael Berry? Like how she stayed the kind of
smile on her faces thinking, Mike Berry, he cut that
and just play it going into every break? How adorable
is she? I bet you were a good big brother.
I can imagine. I bet you were a really good
big brother. You could tell she loves her blubba her

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big brother.

Speaker 8 (30:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I know you just pulled it. Is that funny. M