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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On Tuesday, our time, President Trump arrived in Saudi Arabia,
and despite the jet lag, in the early round of meetings,
on very little sleep, he gave a speech that is
not getting enough attention. He said he wanted to bring commerce,
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not chaos to the Middle East. That's clever wordplay, but
it's such a powerful statement. But I went back and
listened to his speech, and then I got a transcript
of it, and I wanted to share a couple of
lines with you that I pulled out. He said, my
greatest hope is to be a peacemaker and be a unifier. Now,
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Saudi Arabia has been embroiled in on the precipice of war,
direct war with Iran for decades and a proxy war
through the Hutis in Yemen that is a hot war
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at pleasant at present, Iran would wipe Saudi Arabia off
the map if they could, if they could get away
with it. Saudi Arabia has been, oddly enough, at one time,
at a single time, one of our most important allies
in the Middle East and the source of many of
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our problems. I'll remind you that Osama bin Laden was
based in Saudi Arabia, I do not think they are perfect.
I think that they have been the source of a
number of problems that we have suffered, both through terrorism
and abroad. But they're an important person, and Trump is
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trying has been trying to manage that relationship to the
betterment of America. He said, as I said in my
inaugural address, my greatest hope is to be a peacemaker,
a unifier. I don't like war. He talked about brokering
a historic ceasefire between India and Pakistan and using trade
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to do it. You know, I got to thinking about
that's a real legacy. If you could teach people, hey,
instead of just trying to blow each other up, if
y'all would calm down, you would improve your quality of
life dramatically. You would improve the quality life of people.
Of course, that would make it harder to recruit, because
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if Palestinians aren't angry over their poverty and hopelessness, if
the Pakistani people aren't angry over their poverty and hopelessness,
it's harder to recruit them. Hand them a gun and
tell them to go shoot somebody or blow someone up. No,
isn't it, you know, increasing the prosperity of the common
man is not always good for those who have nefarious purposes.
(02:58):
But I got to think, and there's something deeper than that.
How many people that you know, maybe it might be you,
spend most of their energy and time trying to exact revenge,
being angry at others, and it has a terrible call.
They fight with their spouse, they fight with their colleagues.
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Imagine if instead of that anger they had ambition, how
it could change their lives. Almost just a thought I've been.
He's been rolling around in my head since the President speaks.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm not sure what your question was, Michael Berry.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I lost the plot somewhere.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Did you did?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Last week? I read a list of all things Southern
and I got back a bunch of funny lists from
some of y'all. There's a guy named Matt Mitchell who
posts videos about Southern things. I think he's hilarious and
this is one of our favorites. When it came out.
We passed it back and forth on the show. It's
(03:59):
kind of thing that we love to listen to but
very rarely air. But we're gonna share this one, and
if you like him, go find him on social media.
We like to amplify other people and help them get discovered.
Although you've got a heck of a following. He doesn't
need us to do that, but any little boost helps.
This is him playing two Southerners insulting each other.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Surprised you even showed up your yellow billy similar. Now
hold on, I ain't ready yet. We'll make it quick. Okay,
now ready. Your granny yesterday to Pigley Wigga, No you didn't.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Yeah, you'd buy a pre made pie crust. At least
she doesn't make gravy out of a packet like yours. Well,
your granny measures her sugar when she makes tea, or
your granny buys her biscuits at the store. Okay, Well,
your granny's corn bread is dryer than a popcorn fark.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Well, your grannie's cast iron is rusted. Will your granny
uses miracle whip and her tater salad and.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
You sharp as the bowl and ball because you know
that my grannie makes a German potato salad.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Well, your popbol can't even drive a stick shift? Will
your popon ain't even call Papaul?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Well, I have it on good authority that your Papaul
stays indoors during a tornader.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Your Papaul can't even smell rain coming.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Okay, well that ain't fair because you know he lost
his smell in an accident. Oh was that before or
after they made him president of the Jeff Gordon fan Club?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Could Dad go out?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Now?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
You're making me angry.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Where your papa makes barbecue in a crock pot. Where
your Papaul uses barbecue as a verb. Wow, my papa
don't even know what a verb is, probably thinks it's
a spice.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Your Papaul uses liquid smoke. Your Papaul aida McRib and
he liked it. But you know that ain't true.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
My papa ain't never stepped foot into McDonald's after eight am.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
And your wife careful? Now your wife is how she is?
God love him?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
All right?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Well you done did it?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Now?
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Oh I'm just getting started. Or your wife looks like
a lust of cannabiscuits. Or your wife's corn brad ain't
done in the middle? Now which way do you mean that?
Both ways? Your wife just throws out her bacon grease
like seeing yours throw it down at sink. You ain't
never even been in my house with hell, bless your heart.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I said, you take that back. May God bless your
tiny little hard what.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I'm about to slap the taste right out of your mouth,
but I'm about to put a nod on your head
big enough for a calf to suck.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I'm gonna whip you till the cows come home. You
ain't even got cows exactly. Okay, we actually gonna fight
or what?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Well?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Actually, yeah, I got a church potlo thing at five. Well,
you ain't got a prep. I know they told you
to bring plays. Even if I had time, I probably
still would not fight because if Granny fed out I.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Was fighting, she would then whoop my tail. Yeah, I
say here, Actually, you're gonna just meet back tomorrow to
finish this. Oh yep, the same time, I'll see that.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I came across a video that had me absolutely rolling.
It was entitled Every county Clerk in the South. And
if you've ever had to go in to get a
court date, a license, a property document, or whatever, particularly
in small towns like I grew up in Orange, this
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was the woman at the front at the county clerk's
office that you came across for years and years, and
and there's somebody like her still there today.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
We'll go ahead and get you shine in Hune.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Fill that out.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It seems like I ain't seen you in a while.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
That's why I was thinking, too.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Don't even worry about filling all this out.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I don't even know why they put that stuff on there.
It's like busy work.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I've been eating a lot better.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
And then I told Bradley he'd better watch out.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Hold on clerk's office is patchy.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Well how are you?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh, I ain't doing much. I'd like to get paid
to sit here and be pretty. Lord honey, this man
expiring for a year.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Mm hmmm, I might be able to change that. We've
been bad ass. I didn't say it, though.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
They're getting real strict about it. How you can't bring
that dog in here?
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Honey?
Speaker 9 (08:01):
She does.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
She wants to bring that dog everywhere she goes.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
All here comes trouble.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Sky Way.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You look good, no kind, it's almost lunch.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I could come on, have me some chicken salad.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
So we were getting a big kick out of that.
When Daryl Kunda, who's our What is Coonda's title? I
don't know if he has a title. He hadn't earned
the title, He hadn't been here long enough to get
a title.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yet.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
All right, well, Kunda does a lot of our voices
and a lot of our writing. And he said, hang
on a second, I want to make the male version
of this woman. And this was his interpretation. I particularly
like that you were a great football player. Reference because
if you were a great football player at a small
Texas town, then when you're forty years old and you're
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spotted at church or the county clerks, I will say, oh,
I remember, boy, you had eight touchdowns at one game.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
All right, all right, everybody settled down. Now, Bertha maze
out of the clerk's office. Today her nephews are showing
them swine at.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
The county fair.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
So I think you understand where we are.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You're stuck with me, all right, step on up. What
we got here?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I need a mare certificate, no idea? Who well, that's
gonna be a pro sally? May is that you? My goodness,
your mama showed my mama how to make homemade noodles
in the fall of seventy night. I mean they let
them ride out on a blanket on the bed. Boy,
I remember a cool froun just moved in. Best chicken
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noodle we ever had I'll tell you what I'm just
gonna sign and be Billy Joe Stevens where you at?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
All right? All right?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
You need an ease man on it?
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Why whoa whoa is that you?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Let's go, Billy Joe five touchdown, six hundred yards, no
interceptions in eighty one.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Who will you sign my coffee month? Anybody hungry?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I got beef jerkey from Uncle Billy's deer this year,
right here on the country, Larry Joe Stevens, I remember you.
Your daddy always had the Jimmy Carter signs out in
the front yard. Sorry, buddy, line begins down yonder the
words of George Benard Shore and the words that were
taken by Robert fk.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
These children speak Chinese and Spanish.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Michael Verry Shoes.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
On this day in eighteen o four was born Elizabeth
Palmer Peabody, an American educator who founded the first United
States kindergarten. She would live ninety years from more ninety years.
Without this visionary educator, we would never have had this
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piece of classic American cinema.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Now we are going to do something extremely fun. We're
going to play a wonderful game called who is My daddy,
And what does he do? Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Is your Downia Farman? He cent big? Is he a wrestler?
Speaker 9 (11:01):
Is he a basketball coache?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
No, I have a headache.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
It might be a tumor.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
It's not a tumor. It's not a tuma at all.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That is from kindergarten, cop, kindergarten cop. You know, when
I was growing up, Liberachi was the gayest thing ever.
And I don't know that we knew he was gay.
We didn't know stuff in Orange like that just wasn't
even discussed. We had no idea, Like we would say, oh,
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that's gay, and we knew kind of generally of the concept,
but we didn't know anybody was gay. Like we didn't
know Freddy Mercury was gay. And the name of the
band was Queen. I mean, they weren't hiding it. They
did a whole video in drag early on. We had
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no idea. I remember, I bet I was in college.
Somebody said Freddie Mercer, you like Freddy Murky. Yeah, that's
a voice, man, You think about the range the octaves.
Nobody's ever done that he's gay. No, he's not yet.
Where have you been Orange? Yeah? He's gay. You're just
saying that because because you don't like him. So Liberaci
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born on this day in nineteen nineteen. This is a
scene from Batman where Liberacci plays Harry and his brother.
Is it Shandell or Chandle Ramon? You know? Liberacci played
twin brothers, Harry, a gangster and Shandle or Chandell, a
concert pianist, in the television show Batman. Oh, I thought
(12:48):
it was a movie. This is a TV show. That's
a great TV show.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
Man.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Bam boom wang po poff. What a show, dude, what
a show? Huh? Those are writing words well said. In
this scene, the brothers hatch a scheme to steal Bruce
Wayne's fortune.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Everything's set for tonight's caper. Of course, tiny radio transmitter
hooked up inside your criminal piano. Naturally it should be
a pretty good haul. I'll take ninety five percent this time.
You fiend blackmailing a genius like myself into a life
of crime. It's your own fault. Chandel kid yozhenkat mechanic
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called player piano at the White House concert, which made
you famous. What else could I do? I'd hurt my
fingers in the piano. Who cares if I exposed what
you did. The great chandel is deader than this music
role factory using a player piano, fooling the President of
the USA with a role cut by Potterrewski. Harry, what
(13:52):
would it take for me to get out of your power?
Five million bucks cage? I can get it for you, Harry.
Five men where I have a fantastic plan. In fact,
I've already started, if it works, to have the entire
fortune of the Wayne family.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Born on this day in nineteen forty seven, Darryl Sweet,
the Scottish drummer of the band Nazareth. Jim says that
Darryl Sweet was a big influence on Axel Rose. I
don't know how he knows it. I don't know if
that's true. How do we know if that's even true?
(14:33):
Kind of aggravated with Jim.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Listen to this.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
On this day in nineteen fifty five, Deborah Winger was born,
and he lists Deborah Winger as being in terms of endearment?
How are you going to put Deborah Winger terms of endearment?
When love lift us up where we belong? Is the
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scene the scene in Off and Gentleman or Urban Cowboy
Man how you not gonna have Cissy?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
How you gonna put terms of endearment?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
No, he's not fired, but I think we got to
put him on probation or something. How are you gonna
forget Cissy? I mean when he says you gonna go gillies? Okay,
that's a I mean she's one syllable time two? Yeah,
played away? True our old buddy, Johnny.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Lee when.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Until in those.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Sweet that means stepa when you're seventy? How old do
you feel right now? Then you still would It's a
private story, and I'm not authorized by Johnny to share it,
but if I was, I would tell you the story
about the night he got with Deba Winger in Los Angeles.
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She came to a show of his. But I'm not authorized,
so I'm not gonna do it. But it's a story.
I'm gonna play this because there's probably terms of endearment
fan out there, but of Deborah Winger's body of work,
terms of endearment at best comes in third. Jim, you
got urban cowboy and Austin and gentlemen, and you're gonna
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do terms of endearment? Well, I don't even like who
thinks that's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
All right.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
In this scene, this is what Jim set up. I'm aggravated.
In this scene, Emma, which is Debrawinger, is on her deathbed.
She makes sure that her son never grows up with regrets.
What a beautiful act of kindness. That's fine, Jim, but
you blew it on this one urban cowboy, Austron and gentlemen.
By next year. You got to get this right. You
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can't hold it against Jane didn't He probably don't even
like Debra Winger.
Speaker 9 (16:59):
It stopped trying to ten like you hate me.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
I mean, it's silly.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
I like you.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
Okay, then will you listen especially close what you're listen
real hard?
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I said what I know you like me.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
I know it. For the last year or two, you've
been pretending like you hate me. I love you very much.
I love you as much as I love anybody, as
much as I love myself. And in a few years,
when I haven't been around to be on your tail
about something or irritating you, you're gonna remember you remember
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that time that I bought you the baseball club when
you thought we were too broke, you know, or when
I read you those stories, or when I let you
goof off instead of going along. Lots of things like that,
and you're gonna realize that you love me, and maybe
you're gonna feel badly because you never told me. Don't
I know that you love me?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
So don't ever do that too.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
You're so going right? Okay, So Deborah Winger is clearly
crying as she's talking there. She does the same thing
in Officer and Gentlemen. She does the same thing in
Urban Cowboy. Now this is off the cuff, unprepared, So
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there's probably something that I'm forgetting. But is she the
best cry talker woman in all of American cinema? Tell
me a woman who cry talks better than her? What
comes to mind? Sissy's face?
Speaker 8 (18:32):
It all right?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
But in how many films she's Loretta?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
But what else?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I mean? Deborah Winger's got three major characters. Man, You
remember one old boy what's his name, Scott? When he
beats a snot out of her in Urban Cowboy. Man,
you just wanted you just wanted Bud to kill him
on the spot, Scott Glenn. Yeah, that's exact. Good call
with mom.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Look at you go.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
A calling watch the phone. Let me calling about a minute?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Is a Scotland, Joey tung Ama, Michael Bay Good Show
on Bolklump.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Lolla, had a bad evening.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Delighted to report that my good friend Mark Chestnut is
on the mend. Some of you know, he had a
lot of heart trouble. We almost lost him, but he
has pulled back from the brink and I am delighted
by that fact. Delighted. Indeed. CNN's Harry Inton has been
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almost like a plant from the Trump campaign. He has
reviewed polls that they commission and he keeps pointing out
he doesn't try to undersell it. Trump is very popular
now he does. He reveals a poll that shows that
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for the first time in five years, which means going
back to the last Trump administration, the percentage of Americans
worried about violent crime has fallen under fifty percent, So
less than half of Americans are worried about violent crime.
(20:21):
That is because that's where the Alcatraz movement came from earlier. Remember,
we're going to give a thousand bucks to illegals in
a flight you send them out of the country. Americans
see this and they naturally relax. They go, oh, good,
Daddy's back.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
For better for worse.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I tell a lot of people look at it. Oh good,
there's an adult in charge again. There's somebody that actually
cares about us and not coddling criminals. Harry Entton, CNN.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
What about just how people are, how worried people are
actually about crime, about this exact issue.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
So you know we think about crime when we say, Okay,
it's one thing how they're viewing Trump, But are their
views of overall crime changing as Donald Trump gets into
the White House? And what do we see here, Well,
the percentage of Americans who worry a great deal about crime.
We actually have seen that percentage drop over the last year.
It was fifty three percent last year, and look at
where we are now, We're at forty seven percent. It's
the first time in about five years in which the
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percentage of Americans who were a great deal about crime
has actually dropped under the fifty percent mark. And more
than that, it's a rare issue that we've seen from
twenty twenty four to twenty twenty five in which the
percentage of Americans who worry a great deal about a
particular issue has actually dropped by five points or more.
In fact, it's one of only two issues in which
we saw five point decline among both Democrats and Republicans.
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So I think Donald Trump is going to continue on
this law and order issue because the bottom line is
it is working for him.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Kay.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I mean, he gets way too excited about Trump's success
for being at CNN. It's really interesting. One of the
reasons for all of this is we're seeing big arrests
and we need to see more. I am hard on
Pambondi because she has a big job. I don't have
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anything else for her. I want her to succeed because
her succeeding means the country succeeds. Here, she is announcing
a large drug bust involving multiple law enforcement agencies.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
This multi agency operation, led by DEA with our local, state, tribal,
and federal partners, targeted one of the largest and most
dangerous drug trafficking and foreign terrorist organizations in our country.
(22:41):
The DEA seized eleven point five kilos of fentanyl, including
an astounding approximately three million fentanyl pills, the largest seizure
in our nation's history. These are the pills in the
bags right there the main bottom right. The head of
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this organization, Sinaloa Organization here in the country illegally. Six
of these guys and women here in the country illegally.
His name is Alberto Salazar Amaya. He is the leader,
and he was living in Salem, Oregon. With him. They
got millions of dollars cash cars, but the drugs were
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in Albuquerque, Phoenix, and Utah. That's how insulated these drug
dealer cartel leaders make themselves.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
It's really impressive, really impressive. And we've played that story
before and we're going to play it again because it's
important to understand the kingpins in this cartel activity. They
live next door to you. They're not in Mexico or Colombia.
(24:06):
They live in Cape cod They live in nice maybe
not Cape God. They live in nice suburban communities in
a million dollar house, not ten million that would draw
too much attention, and not a shack they might get killed.
They live in nice neighborhoods. They keep to themselves, their
kids go to the same private schools as yours, and
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you'd never know. You'd never know. There's still a long
way to go, and we're just getting started. It's going
to be a difficult road to ho if people don't
stop hiding illegal aliens. We are working against our own people.
You might ask, who's hiding illegals? Well, there's a daycare
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in Cape cod This was a week or two ago
that was busted for hiding an illegal alien who ran
away from Brazil. And yes, I've mentioned this multiple times,
but this is important. This is an example exhibit A.
This guy had fled Brazil, came here illegally. He was
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on the run after he raped a thirteen year old child.
The story from Boston twenty five News she was hiding
a secret.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Tres Im Jedais chiagu Lucas.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Andre Tiagio Lucas is the reported father of Nuniaz's children.
Ice says he was sentenced to nine years of prison
for the rape of a thirteen year old girl in
his home country of Brazil.
Speaker 10 (25:38):
Nothing surprises me anymore. Do I find it wrong? One
hundred percent wrong.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
We shared our findings with Worcester County Sheriff Lou Evangelitis,
an outspoken supporter of immigration reform in Massachusetts.
Speaker 10 (25:52):
But the idea that someone has been documented that a
Brazilian national fled the country because they were convicted for
rape of a thirteen year old and could come to Massachusetts,
and not only disappear into the fabric of Massachusetts, but
actually be living in a home. There was a daycare
center for young people. That's terrifying.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
Record show ee C inspected the home daycare five times,
but according to the agency, they saw no evidence of
Lucas living there.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
So we've got people all around us who were working
very hard to make sure that not only illegal aliens
stay here, but the worst of the illegal aliens. Remember
the judge in New Mexico. He had an MS thirteen
member and they're playing with guns and he's he's in
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one picture where he's got a shirt down just past
his waist, so you don't know if he's wearing underwear
or not. His bare legs are showing, and he's he's
got this very young illegal alien MS thirteen gang banger
in there who has two pictures of bodies he's decapitated
on his phone. And that guy was a judge. How
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about the judge in Wisconsin who ran in, pulled the
illegal alien out the back and said, get out of here,
go go go. They're coming. Well then again, well I
better not. You probably know what I'm a buck
On Tuesday, our time, President Trump arrived in Saudi Arabia,
and despite the jet lag, in the early round of meetings,
on very little sleep, he gave a speech that is
not getting enough attention. He said he wanted to bring commerce,
(00:25):
not chaos to the Middle East. That's clever wordplay, but
it's such a powerful statement. But I went back and
listened to his speech, and then I got a transcript
of it, and I wanted to share a couple of
lines with you that I pulled out. He said, my
greatest hope is to be a peacemaker and be a unifier. Now,
(00:50):
Saudi Arabia has been embroiled in on the precipice of war,
direct war with Iran for decades and a proxy war
through the Hutis in Yemen that is a hot war
(01:13):
at pleasant at present, Iran would wipe Saudi Arabia off
the map if they could, if they could get away
with it. Saudi Arabia has been, oddly enough, at one time,
at a single time, one of our most important allies
in the Middle East and the source of many of
(01:34):
our problems. I'll remind you that Osama bin Laden was
based in Saudi Arabia, I do not think they are perfect.
I think that they have been the source of a
number of problems that we have suffered, both through terrorism
and abroad. But they're an important person, and Trump is
(01:55):
trying has been trying to manage that relationship to the
betterment of America. He said, as I said in my
inaugural address, my greatest hope is to be a peacemaker,
a unifier. I don't like war. He talked about brokering
a historic ceasefire between India and Pakistan and using trade
(02:16):
to do it. You know, I got to thinking about
that's a real legacy. If you could teach people, hey,
instead of just trying to blow each other up, if
y'all would calm down, you would improve your quality of
life dramatically. You would improve the quality life of people.
Of course, that would make it harder to recruit, because
(02:36):
if Palestinians aren't angry over their poverty and hopelessness, if
the Pakistani people aren't angry over their poverty and hopelessness,
it's harder to recruit them. Hand them a gun and
tell them to go shoot somebody or blow someone up. No,
isn't it, you know, increasing the prosperity of the common
man is not always good for those who have nefarious purposes.
(02:58):
But I got to think, and there's something deeper than that.
How many people that you know, maybe it might be you,
spend most of their energy and time trying to exact revenge,
being angry at others, and it has a terrible call.
They fight with their spouse, they fight with their colleagues.
(03:18):
Imagine if instead of that anger they had ambition, how
it could change their lives. Almost just a thought I've been.
He's been rolling around in my head since the President speaks.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm not sure what your question was, Michael Berry.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I lost the plot somewhere.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Did you did?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Last week? I read a list of all things Southern
and I got back a bunch of funny lists from
some of y'all. There's a guy named Matt Mitchell who
posts videos about Southern things. I think he's hilarious and
this is one of our favorites. When it came out.
We passed it back and forth on the show. It's
(03:59):
kind of thing that we love to listen to but
very rarely air. But we're gonna share this one, and
if you like him, go find him on social media.
We like to amplify other people and help them get discovered.
Although you've got a heck of a following. He doesn't
need us to do that, but any little boost helps.
This is him playing two Southerners insulting each other.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Surprised you even showed up your yellow billy similar. Now
hold on, I ain't ready yet. We'll make it quick. Okay,
now ready. Your granny yesterday to Pigley Wigga, No you didn't.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Yeah, you'd buy a pre made pie crust. At least
she doesn't make gravy out of a packet like yours. Well,
your granny measures her sugar when she makes tea, or
your granny buys her biscuits at the store. Okay, Well,
your granny's corn bread is dryer than a popcorn fark.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Well, your grannie's cast iron is rusted. Will your granny
uses miracle whip and her tater salad and.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
You sharp as the bowl and ball because you know
that my grannie makes a German potato salad.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Well, your popbol can't even drive a stick shift? Will
your popon ain't even call Papaul?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Well, I have it on good authority that your Papaul
stays indoors during a tornader.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Your Papaul can't even smell rain coming.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Okay, well that ain't fair because you know he lost
his smell in an accident. Oh was that before or
after they made him president of the Jeff Gordon fan Club?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Could Dad go out?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Now?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
You're making me angry.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Where your papa makes barbecue in a crock pot. Where
your Papaul uses barbecue as a verb. Wow, my papa
don't even know what a verb is, probably thinks it's
a spice.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Your Papaul uses liquid smoke. Your Papaul aida McRib and
he liked it. But you know that ain't true.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
My papa ain't never stepped foot into McDonald's after eight am.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
And your wife careful? Now your wife is how she is?
God love him?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
All right?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Well you done did it?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Now?
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Oh I'm just getting started. Or your wife looks like
a lust of cannabiscuits. Or your wife's corn brad ain't
done in the middle? Now which way do you mean that?
Both ways? Your wife just throws out her bacon grease
like seeing yours throw it down at sink. You ain't
never even been in my house with hell, bless your heart.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I said, you take that back. May God bless your
tiny little hard what.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I'm about to slap the taste right out of your mouth,
but I'm about to put a nod on your head
big enough for a calf to suck.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I'm gonna whip you till the cows come home. You
ain't even got cows exactly. Okay, we actually gonna fight
or what?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Well?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Actually, yeah, I got a church potlo thing at five. Well,
you ain't got a prep. I know they told you
to bring plays. Even if I had time, I probably
still would not fight because if Granny fed out I.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Was fighting, she would then whoop my tail. Yeah, I
say here, Actually, you're gonna just meet back tomorrow to
finish this. Oh yep, the same time, I'll see that.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I came across a video that had me absolutely rolling.
It was entitled Every county Clerk in the South. And
if you've ever had to go in to get a
court date, a license, a property document, or whatever, particularly
in small towns like I grew up in Orange, this
(07:03):
was the woman at the front at the county clerk's
office that you came across for years and years, and
and there's somebody like her still there today.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
We'll go ahead and get you shine in Hune.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Fill that out.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It seems like I ain't seen you in a while.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
That's why I was thinking, too.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Don't even worry about filling all this out.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I don't even know why they put that stuff on there.
It's like busy work.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I've been eating a lot better.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
And then I told Bradley he'd better watch out.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Hold on clerk's office is patchy.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Well how are you?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh, I ain't doing much. I'd like to get paid
to sit here and be pretty. Lord honey, this man
expiring for a year.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Mm hmmm, I might be able to change that. We've
been bad ass. I didn't say it, though.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
They're getting real strict about it. How you can't bring
that dog in here?
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Honey?
Speaker 9 (08:01):
She does.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
She wants to bring that dog everywhere she goes.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
All here comes trouble.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Sky Way.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You look good, no kind, it's almost lunch.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I could come on, have me some chicken salad.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
So we were getting a big kick out of that.
When Daryl Kunda, who's our What is Coonda's title? I
don't know if he has a title. He hadn't earned
the title, He hadn't been here long enough to get
a title.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yet.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
All right, well, Kunda does a lot of our voices
and a lot of our writing. And he said, hang
on a second, I want to make the male version
of this woman. And this was his interpretation. I particularly
like that you were a great football player. Reference because
if you were a great football player at a small
Texas town, then when you're forty years old and you're
(08:54):
spotted at church or the county clerks, I will say, oh,
I remember, boy, you had eight touchdowns at one game.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
All right, all right, everybody settled down. Now, Bertha maze
out of the clerk's office. Today her nephews are showing
them swine at.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
The county fair.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
So I think you understand where we are.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You're stuck with me, all right, step on up. What
we got here?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I need a mare certificate, no idea? Who well, that's
gonna be a pro sally? May is that you? My goodness,
your mama showed my mama how to make homemade noodles
in the fall of seventy night. I mean they let
them ride out on a blanket on the bed. Boy,
I remember a cool froun just moved in. Best chicken
(09:33):
noodle we ever had I'll tell you what I'm just
gonna sign and be Billy Joe Stevens where you at?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
All right? All right?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
You need an ease man on it?
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Why whoa whoa is that you?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Let's go, Billy Joe five touchdown, six hundred yards, no
interceptions in eighty one.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Who will you sign my coffee month? Anybody hungry?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I got beef jerkey from Uncle Billy's deer this year,
right here on the country, Larry Joe Stevens, I remember you.
Your daddy always had the Jimmy Carter signs out in
the front yard. Sorry, buddy, line begins down yonder the
words of George Benard Shore and the words that were
taken by Robert fk.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
These children speak Chinese and Spanish.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Michael Verry Shoes.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
On this day in eighteen o four was born Elizabeth
Palmer Peabody, an American educator who founded the first United
States kindergarten. She would live ninety years from more ninety years.
Without this visionary educator, we would never have had this
(10:44):
piece of classic American cinema.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Now we are going to do something extremely fun. We're
going to play a wonderful game called who is My daddy,
And what does he do? Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Is your Downia Farman? He cent big? Is he a wrestler?
Speaker 9 (11:01):
Is he a basketball coache?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
No, I have a headache.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
It might be a tumor.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
It's not a tumor. It's not a tuma at all.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That is from kindergarten, cop, kindergarten cop. You know, when
I was growing up, Liberachi was the gayest thing ever.
And I don't know that we knew he was gay.
We didn't know stuff in Orange like that just wasn't
even discussed. We had no idea, Like we would say, oh,
(11:38):
that's gay, and we knew kind of generally of the concept,
but we didn't know anybody was gay. Like we didn't
know Freddy Mercury was gay. And the name of the
band was Queen. I mean, they weren't hiding it. They
did a whole video in drag early on. We had
(12:00):
no idea. I remember, I bet I was in college.
Somebody said Freddie Mercer, you like Freddy Murky. Yeah, that's
a voice, man, You think about the range the octaves.
Nobody's ever done that he's gay. No, he's not yet.
Where have you been Orange? Yeah? He's gay. You're just
saying that because because you don't like him. So Liberaci
(12:24):
born on this day in nineteen nineteen. This is a
scene from Batman where Liberacci plays Harry and his brother.
Is it Shandell or Chandle Ramon? You know? Liberacci played
twin brothers, Harry, a gangster and Shandle or Chandell, a
concert pianist, in the television show Batman. Oh, I thought
(12:48):
it was a movie. This is a TV show. That's
a great TV show.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
Man.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Bam boom wang po poff. What a show, dude, what
a show? Huh? Those are writing words well said. In
this scene, the brothers hatch a scheme to steal Bruce
Wayne's fortune.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Everything's set for tonight's caper. Of course, tiny radio transmitter
hooked up inside your criminal piano. Naturally it should be
a pretty good haul. I'll take ninety five percent this time.
You fiend blackmailing a genius like myself into a life
of crime. It's your own fault. Chandel kid yozhenkat mechanic
(13:29):
called player piano at the White House concert, which made
you famous. What else could I do? I'd hurt my
fingers in the piano. Who cares if I exposed what
you did. The great chandel is deader than this music
role factory using a player piano, fooling the President of
the USA with a role cut by Potterrewski. Harry, what
(13:52):
would it take for me to get out of your power?
Five million bucks cage? I can get it for you, Harry.
Five men where I have a fantastic plan. In fact,
I've already started, if it works, to have the entire
fortune of the Wayne family.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Born on this day in nineteen forty seven, Darryl Sweet,
the Scottish drummer of the band Nazareth. Jim says that
Darryl Sweet was a big influence on Axel Rose. I
don't know how he knows it. I don't know if
that's true. How do we know if that's even true?
(14:33):
Kind of aggravated with Jim.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Listen to this.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
On this day in nineteen fifty five, Deborah Winger was born,
and he lists Deborah Winger as being in terms of endearment?
How are you going to put Deborah Winger terms of endearment?
When love lift us up where we belong? Is the
(14:56):
scene the scene in Off and Gentleman or Urban Cowboy
Man how you not gonna have Cissy?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
How you gonna put terms of endearment?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
No, he's not fired, but I think we got to
put him on probation or something. How are you gonna
forget Cissy? I mean when he says you gonna go gillies? Okay,
that's a I mean she's one syllable time two? Yeah,
played away? True our old buddy, Johnny.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Lee when.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Until in those.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Sweet that means stepa when you're seventy? How old do
you feel right now? Then you still would It's a
private story, and I'm not authorized by Johnny to share it,
but if I was, I would tell you the story
about the night he got with Deba Winger in Los Angeles.
(16:05):
She came to a show of his. But I'm not authorized,
so I'm not gonna do it. But it's a story.
I'm gonna play this because there's probably terms of endearment
fan out there, but of Deborah Winger's body of work,
terms of endearment at best comes in third. Jim, you
got urban cowboy and Austin and gentlemen, and you're gonna
(16:27):
do terms of endearment? Well, I don't even like who
thinks that's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
All right.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
In this scene, this is what Jim set up. I'm aggravated.
In this scene, Emma, which is Debrawinger, is on her deathbed.
She makes sure that her son never grows up with regrets.
What a beautiful act of kindness. That's fine, Jim, but
you blew it on this one urban cowboy, Austron and gentlemen.
By next year. You got to get this right. You
(16:54):
can't hold it against Jane didn't He probably don't even
like Debra Winger.
Speaker 9 (16:59):
It stopped trying to ten like you hate me.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
I mean, it's silly.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
I like you.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
Okay, then will you listen especially close what you're listen
real hard?
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I said what I know you like me.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
I know it. For the last year or two, you've
been pretending like you hate me. I love you very much.
I love you as much as I love anybody, as
much as I love myself. And in a few years,
when I haven't been around to be on your tail
about something or irritating you, you're gonna remember you remember
(17:33):
that time that I bought you the baseball club when
you thought we were too broke, you know, or when
I read you those stories, or when I let you
goof off instead of going along. Lots of things like that,
and you're gonna realize that you love me, and maybe
you're gonna feel badly because you never told me. Don't
I know that you love me?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
So don't ever do that too.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
You're so going right? Okay, So Deborah Winger is clearly
crying as she's talking there. She does the same thing
in Officer and Gentlemen. She does the same thing in
Urban Cowboy. Now this is off the cuff, unprepared, So
(18:14):
there's probably something that I'm forgetting. But is she the
best cry talker woman in all of American cinema? Tell
me a woman who cry talks better than her? What
comes to mind? Sissy's face?
Speaker 8 (18:32):
It all right?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
But in how many films she's Loretta?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
But what else?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I mean? Deborah Winger's got three major characters. Man, You
remember one old boy what's his name, Scott? When he
beats a snot out of her in Urban Cowboy. Man,
you just wanted you just wanted Bud to kill him
on the spot, Scott Glenn. Yeah, that's exact. Good call
with mom.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Look at you go.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
A calling watch the phone. Let me calling about a minute?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Is a Scotland, Joey tung Ama, Michael Bay Good Show
on Bolklump.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Lolla, had a bad evening.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Delighted to report that my good friend Mark Chestnut is
on the mend. Some of you know, he had a
lot of heart trouble. We almost lost him, but he
has pulled back from the brink and I am delighted
by that fact. Delighted. Indeed. CNN's Harry Inton has been
(19:39):
almost like a plant from the Trump campaign. He has
reviewed polls that they commission and he keeps pointing out
he doesn't try to undersell it. Trump is very popular
now he does. He reveals a poll that shows that
(20:00):
for the first time in five years, which means going
back to the last Trump administration, the percentage of Americans
worried about violent crime has fallen under fifty percent, So
less than half of Americans are worried about violent crime.
(20:21):
That is because that's where the Alcatraz movement came from earlier. Remember,
we're going to give a thousand bucks to illegals in
a flight you send them out of the country. Americans
see this and they naturally relax. They go, oh, good,
Daddy's back.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
For better for worse.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I tell a lot of people look at it. Oh good,
there's an adult in charge again. There's somebody that actually
cares about us and not coddling criminals. Harry Entton, CNN.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
What about just how people are, how worried people are
actually about crime, about this exact issue.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
So you know we think about crime when we say, Okay,
it's one thing how they're viewing Trump, But are their
views of overall crime changing as Donald Trump gets into
the White House? And what do we see here, Well,
the percentage of Americans who worry a great deal about crime.
We actually have seen that percentage drop over the last year.
It was fifty three percent last year, and look at
where we are now, We're at forty seven percent. It's
the first time in about five years in which the
(21:21):
percentage of Americans who were a great deal about crime
has actually dropped under the fifty percent mark. And more
than that, it's a rare issue that we've seen from
twenty twenty four to twenty twenty five in which the
percentage of Americans who worry a great deal about a
particular issue has actually dropped by five points or more.
In fact, it's one of only two issues in which
we saw five point decline among both Democrats and Republicans.
(21:42):
So I think Donald Trump is going to continue on
this law and order issue because the bottom line is
it is working for him.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Kay.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I mean, he gets way too excited about Trump's success
for being at CNN. It's really interesting. One of the
reasons for all of this is we're seeing big arrests
and we need to see more. I am hard on
Pambondi because she has a big job. I don't have
(22:10):
anything else for her. I want her to succeed because
her succeeding means the country succeeds. Here, she is announcing
a large drug bust involving multiple law enforcement agencies.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
This multi agency operation, led by DEA with our local, state, tribal,
and federal partners, targeted one of the largest and most
dangerous drug trafficking and foreign terrorist organizations in our country.
(22:41):
The DEA seized eleven point five kilos of fentanyl, including
an astounding approximately three million fentanyl pills, the largest seizure
in our nation's history. These are the pills in the
bags right there the main bottom right. The head of
(23:10):
this organization, Sinaloa Organization here in the country illegally. Six
of these guys and women here in the country illegally.
His name is Alberto Salazar Amaya. He is the leader,
and he was living in Salem, Oregon. With him. They
got millions of dollars cash cars, but the drugs were
(23:33):
in Albuquerque, Phoenix, and Utah. That's how insulated these drug
dealer cartel leaders make themselves.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
It's really impressive, really impressive. And we've played that story
before and we're going to play it again because it's
important to understand the kingpins in this cartel activity. They
live next door to you. They're not in Mexico or Colombia.
(24:06):
They live in Cape cod They live in nice maybe
not Cape God. They live in nice suburban communities in
a million dollar house, not ten million that would draw
too much attention, and not a shack they might get killed.
They live in nice neighborhoods. They keep to themselves, their
kids go to the same private schools as yours, and
(24:28):
you'd never know. You'd never know. There's still a long
way to go, and we're just getting started. It's going
to be a difficult road to ho if people don't
stop hiding illegal aliens. We are working against our own people.
You might ask, who's hiding illegals? Well, there's a daycare
(24:49):
in Cape cod This was a week or two ago
that was busted for hiding an illegal alien who ran
away from Brazil. And yes, I've mentioned this multiple times,
but this is important. This is an example exhibit A.
This guy had fled Brazil, came here illegally. He was
(25:09):
on the run after he raped a thirteen year old child.
The story from Boston twenty five News she was hiding
a secret.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Tres Im Jedais chiagu Lucas.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
Andre Tiagio Lucas is the reported father of Nuniaz's children.
Ice says he was sentenced to nine years of prison
for the rape of a thirteen year old girl in
his home country of Brazil.
Speaker 10 (25:38):
Nothing surprises me anymore. Do I find it wrong? One
hundred percent wrong.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
We shared our findings with Worcester County Sheriff Lou Evangelitis,
an outspoken supporter of immigration reform in Massachusetts.
Speaker 10 (25:52):
But the idea that someone has been documented that a
Brazilian national fled the country because they were convicted for
rape of a thirteen year old and could come to Massachusetts,
and not only disappear into the fabric of Massachusetts, but
actually be living in a home. There was a daycare
center for young people. That's terrifying.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
Record show ee C inspected the home daycare five times,
but according to the agency, they saw no evidence of
Lucas living there.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
So we've got people all around us who were working
very hard to make sure that not only illegal aliens
stay here, but the worst of the illegal aliens. Remember
the judge in New Mexico. He had an MS thirteen
member and they're playing with guns and he's he's in
(26:41):
one picture where he's got a shirt down just past
his waist, so you don't know if he's wearing underwear
or not. His bare legs are showing, and he's he's
got this very young illegal alien MS thirteen gang banger
in there who has two pictures of bodies he's decapitated
on his phone. And that guy was a judge. How
(27:02):
about the judge in Wisconsin who ran in, pulled the
illegal alien out the back and said, get out of here,
go go go. They're coming. Well then again, well I
better not. You probably know what I'm a buck
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