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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time time time, time, luck and load. The
Michael darry Show is on the air.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
A good morning, Captain, good morning, Captain, Good morning, Captain,
good morning, Captain.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Captain's the morn out and they wake up the sunshine
and share this.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Ringing good an interday.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
It's mornings.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
We see ouse where Henry see and going downtown to Rae,
everybody's seen good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Traffic was stacked up. There was a strip center. Cars
weren't going to be able to get out because our
traffic was morning drive traffic a while back, but it
was still there was still enough traffic on the roads

(01:39):
that they were going to have trouble getting out from
that spot. Was the only way in and out of
that strip center. Guys sitting there waiting. So there's a
red light up ahead of us. It annoys me when
I'm trying to pull out perpendicular to traffic into the

(02:00):
flow of traffic. And it's usually women and foreign drivers
that don't realize because they weren't raised to understand this.
Nobody took the time to teach them. It's a certain
way of thought to be mindful that, okay, there's a
red light up ahead of us, and this is a crossing.

(02:23):
Let me let these people out. It's only the polite
thing to do, it's the right thing to do. So
I stop, leave plenty of room in front of me.
The guy who's coming out of the strip center sitting
there on his phone. So I paused a second. I thought,

(02:46):
you know what, you deserve to sit here for thirty minutes.
You deserve he's probably twenty three to twenty five years old.
You deserve to sit there all day on your phone
all day. I'm going to leave a side that it's
a tesla, but that is a detail. You do with
that whatever you want. So finally he looks up, oh hey,

(03:14):
and I wave like go go, and he just goes.
He doesn't thank me nothing. So I'm thinking that this
Santa Claus experience did not turn out like I thought.
So he goes. He doesn't turn into my lane, which

(03:35):
is the lane closest to him. He turns all the
way into the middle, which is rude. His kid's not
been raised right, He's been sat with the phone or
video game his entire life, and nobody taught him any manners.
Next guy, what the hell, let him go. We'll have
a better experience. It's a man and a woman. They're
about fifty years old each, and they just turn into

(03:57):
the lane. I first waved him, yep, go ahead. They
didn't thank me. I was overcome by an urge to
gun it and just plow into them. And you go, ooh, Michael,
there are no consequences. You see if people had to fear,
you know, that's a crazy man. I better thank him.

(04:21):
Why would you not? Do You not realize at that moment.
If I hold the door for somebody, which I will
often do because in the back of my mind, my
dad's gonna slap me on the head if I don't,
that's what you do. It's the right thing to do.
That's our values. You realize, see we're not all the same.

(04:46):
You realize there are different cultures, and you realize that
a lot of things that we take for granted you
cannot assume with other people. So he didn't thank me either.
If I hold the door open somebody and they don't
say thank you as they're going through, it makes me

(05:08):
so damn mad. And then what I want to do
is close it on them.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I just.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
An afghanman who was brought to the United States by
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in twenty twenty one. So
he lives in Afghanistan, but because Afghanistan has never been
able to get their stuff straight, we decide, oh, we
need to bring him here and ruin our country. He's
already there's enough there. We'll leave enough there to ruin

(05:42):
that country. It's not even really a country. It's just
a bunch of to two thousand tribes of different Poshtuns
and people who speak different languages, don't have running water.
This is a broken culture, and we have to stop

(06:02):
being afraid to discuss reality. It's a broken culture. So
we bring one here. And now he's been arrested. He
was living in Oklahoma City. I'm sure he fit in.
He he's been arrested for plotting a terrorist attack inspired

(06:27):
by ISIS. The story from Fox News.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
The FBI has been warning that an open southern border
and the flow of illegal aliens into the US means
potential terrorists are entering the country. So the Justice Department
says in Afghan citizen living in Oklahoma has been charged
with plotting a terrorist attack on election day for ISIS.
Twenty seven year old Nasir Tahiti obtained weapons and ammunition
to launch this attack. He arrived in the US in

(06:51):
September twenty twenty one, just days after the US withdrawal
from Afghanistan. The DOJ sank Quo. Tahiti allegedly indicated that
his attack was planned for election day, and in a
post arrest interview, Tahiti allegedly confirmed that the attack was
planned for election day, targeting large gatherings of people, during
which he and the juvenile were expected to die as martyrs.

(07:13):
Former Acting ICE Director Tom Homan says the risk of
a terror attack brought on by the lack of security
at the southern border.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Listen, what's just scared of the American people is because
of what this administration has done, the Harris administration. How
many more just like him are plotting an attack right now.
Luckily this guy was called on some chatter, but we
both know the intelligence community isn't perfect.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
They'll miss more than they get.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
So God helps, there is more than just this one
in the country because of this administration.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Now I've convicted Tahiti faces up to thirty five years
in prison.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Why is he here? Why is he here? Why did
we send our men to Afghanistan? For twenty years. We
didn't free Afghanistan. It's worse than it's ever been. We
left them eighty billion dollars worth of equipment, which is

(08:13):
more than most countries' armies. We armed the Taliban. We
devastated how many American lives, how many heads of household,
how many young men with bright futures. Then there's the
cost from the time they come home. If the VA

(08:34):
actually provided the health care they deserve, they don't. We
shouldn't need camp Post we do. We need a producer
that when that outro music comes in, comes in real smooth,
just rides it up real soft. We didn't have that.
We find us an afghan that can do that. Nicki,

(08:58):
Gilly and the girls all get pretty in time. When
you're listening to the Michael Berry Show, I got called
a bigamist, so I looked that up. You know what
a big amist is a dense fog over Italy. That's
what it said. Are you following this Diddy stuff? My god,

(09:26):
there's a lot of diddling at Diddy's parties. I mean,
it is bad. They're drugging these kids, it is. And
the people whose names are coming up you on They
mentioned Stevie Wonder. What is Stevie Wonder doing there? They
asked him what happened? He said, I didn't see anything.

(09:51):
Everyday stories like this for Venezuelan illegals robbed, pistol whipped
a woman during a robbery and home invasion in the
rather high end Dallas area Bluff View neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
The details in this case, let me tell you, are
just horrifying. This woman says she was held at gunpoint
inside of her own home by these four guys. She
says they tied her up, they threatened to cut her
fingers off and beat her with a pistol. We now
know that these four men who were charged are legal
migrants from Venezuela. This woman lives alone. She's in her fifties,

(10:31):
just pulled in her garage in the upscale Briarwood neighborhood
of Dallas. Poleise say the four suspects approached her, forced
her inside at gunpoint, or ransacked her home, still money
and jewelry. According to police records, the suspects only spoke
Spanish and communicated through Google Translate. Luckily, police say she
was not her and they left. She managed to free

(10:52):
herself ran to a neighbor's home and called nine to
one one. Police matched a fingerprint to one of the suspects, Hernandez. Hernandez,
who named the others involved. All four charged with aggravated
robbery and have ICE detainers. Ice tells Fox News that
all four are from Venezuela and according to records, Hernandez
told investigators devolved in a criminal streaking. Now, Ice would

(11:14):
only give me the immigration history of Manuel Hernandez, and
it's worth noting because in March he illegally entered the
US from El Paso, and he has been arrested at
least twice before this. Just months after illegally coming into
the US, he pled guilty.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
To a d WI.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Despite the conviction, he was released right back into the US.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
It was very concerning because it's a nice part of
Dallas and a quiet part. We welcome people who are
not who come here legally. Be people who are not
here ill or are not coming in legally. We have
to wonder about why they were able to get here

(11:58):
in the first place. This far north.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
And meanwhile, over in San Antonio, authorities cracking down on
the Venezuelan streaking trend. De Arragua multiple agencies going door
to door rating the Palatia apartment complex after reports of
drug and human trafficking. Sixteen Venezuelans there arrested and HSI
identified four as TDA members. Now, the aggravated robbery back

(12:25):
here live in Dallas has neighbors really concerned. A lot
of them tell me that's put them on high alert
because the scary part, they say is this is a
reminder that it could happen to anyone anywhere.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Trash. These people are trash. They're low grade trash. I
am tired of Americans, and it ain't just Democrats, and
it ain't just the media. I am tired of Americans
making excuses for trash people coming into this country and
engaging in behavior. You go to these countries and you

(13:05):
see what kind of criminal cultures you have. These aren't
their best coming here. These aren't engineers and scientists, computer programmers.
These are trash. These are people who were born into
trash and live a trash life, and they come here

(13:28):
and they continue the same exact behaviors. The men are rapists,
they're violent, they don't have job skills, they don't have
a work ethic. The Left has won this battle. This
is a battle that would take an entire generation twenty

(13:51):
years to change. The Left has won this battle, and
I'll tell you what the battle is. They have beaten
Americans down to become afraid to talk about trash people
coming into this country engaged in trash behaviors. Our people

(14:11):
are scared to death to discuss this. If they do,
it's in parenthetical statements. Listen, I don't have anything against
people come here legally, they follow the law. Them's good people,
they are. I like them. I got one at my office.

(14:35):
Sometimes I just go up my hugging, just go up
my hugging and say thank you, Manual, he says Manuel.
But I don't feel right saying that. And sometimes I say,
you know you being here. It's diversity, and diversity is
our strength. I'm very happy he's here, so happy. But

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the ones that come here and murder people and rape people,
I'm not convinced that's a good thing. They've won the battle.
We are a nation afraid of protecting ourselves. We are
a nation afraid of not giving away the meal we're

(15:19):
eating because we're so rich. We are a nation afraid
of providing for our children what was provided for us.
Safe schools, safe communities, safe streets. We are a nation
that has fallen in love with hiring foreigners and displacing Americans.

(15:43):
And you know, the people getting the most attention today
talking about this problem inner city blacks, older inner city blacks,
because they see what's happening. They see what's happening in Chicago,
they see what's happening in their unities. Where it used
to be blacks were the favored Democrat special interest group.

(16:07):
No more. They have been taken for granted. Now they
are gobbling up as many illegals as they can push
into these communities. I saw a story yesterday out of Ohio.
It's not just Springfield. In a town of three thousand people,
they brought in three thousand African migrants from Mauritania. Has

(16:30):
turned the city upside down. People are afraid. And here's
where it goes wrong. It's the city manager, the mayor,
it's the people locally. And what happens is they get
contracts with these groups and they all have aspirations. Because
they're all a little miniature Colinel Red Beto o' roor,

(16:52):
Kamala Harris, Lena Hidalgo, Rodney Els. They all have designs
on higher office. What's that pipeline? Show the big boys
that you will turn your own family into the system
in order to reward. It's like a gang initiation for democrats.

(17:14):
It's like a gang initiation. Let me see if I
can pee in the face of the very veterans, police officers,
business owners, mothers, children that I'm supposed to represent and
bring in these people. Let me hug them in daylight.
Let one of them rape me in the middle of
the street, to show that I have no problem with them.

(17:37):
I want to show how in love I am with
the communist defeat of this nation. I want to crater
this nation by doing it. That's what's happening. That's what's happening,
and we have allowed it to happen because we have
stood by, afraid that if we push back, we have
to make it harder for them to do this than

(17:58):
to not do it. An undocumented immigrant is not a criminal.
The Michael Berry Show, you have to correct course in
this conversation that the sun we're supposed to go up
to ninety two. I like sixty one. Better come with

(18:21):
me to the suns. That's the other problem with Houston
is used to you could ward off the people you
didn't want with the heat. It was a talisman to
people you didn't want here. But the problem is the
people you don't want here from the crap whole countries.

(18:45):
They all have that weather already. They don't care. It
doesn't even matter to them. So I need to ask
your opinion on something. Well, friend of mine, I'm gonna
say his name because I'm not authorized, and he'll get
his feelings hurt. Sunday he gets a stomach virus. That's

(19:07):
the word he used, stomach virus. So I find out
on Monday afternoon and he said I needed him to
respond to something that I needed done. It's not part
of our show team, so don't assume it's anybody on
our show team. It's just a friend. And he said, sorry,

(19:27):
I had stomach virus. Have been home all day. I
feel like crap. And I said, describe, you know, I
wanted to know, is it coming out both ends, the top,
the bottom, whatever? And he said he was constipated, and
I said, I don't. I don't even understand how that happens.

(19:56):
Let me see if I find the message here, and
he said, yeah, he's constipated. And he couldn't. He couldn't
sleep the whole night, and at a certain time it broke,
which I guess meant, you know, the levee gave way
and something come out. Let's see if I can find

(20:18):
this here. But I have never known of somebody to
have a virus and be constipated. Let's see here, it's

(20:48):
not there, I'll find it. But I've never known a
constipation to occur as a result of a virus.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Have you.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Diarrhea vomiting? Yeah, you know, I admire nurses so much
because for me, puking diarrhea, that's all nasty, vile, gross stuff, right,
And it's kind of like placentas or the grease pit

(21:29):
at your favorite restaurant, the grease trap. It's they're necessary
parts of life, but you want to be as far
away from as possible, right. And the way I look
at it at is, you know, when somebody in your
house is sick, you're doing anything in the world for them.
You're getting right in there in the vomit and cleaning
it up and the smell and all of it, you know,
And then you know with the elderly, it's you. You

(21:52):
clean people up and Okay, but as you're doing it.
You're coping. Technique is you know what, We're going to
get through this and it'll be over. We get back
to life. If you're a nurse, when you wake up
every morning, you don't know the name, but you know
what's coming out right, And then when somebody gets well

(22:14):
enough that they're not doing all these grotesque things and
they give you, know, thank y'all so much. You've provided
the best care. I can't thank you enough. And I'm
operating on the premise that there's still white women that
are nurses because that used to be the case, And
thank you so much, and they go to leave. They

(22:35):
don't need you anymore. See the point at which they're
not doing all those gross things, they don't need you anymore,
so they're getting them out of there so they can
move someone else in to do all those gross things.
And the common denominator is you, the nurse lady. So

(22:55):
you get up every morning not knowing who's diarrhea and
puke is going to be splattered everywhere, but it's coming,
it's one percent coming. How do you wake up driving
in and doing that? God bless them, God bless them.

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I don't know how they do it. I really don't.
The doctor gets all the glory the nurse, and then
they have people that aren't even nurses. They have people
that just I can't imagine. You remember the guy that
worked at the in the front stones at the quarry.

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Remember the guy worked at the quarry and he called
in and when he would get off, every day he opened,
he worked in an open bulldozer, some piece of some
piece of heavy equipment. I don't know what it was called.
We don't have a heavy equipment sponsor. It's bothered me
for ten years. Put the word out. We could move
so much heavy equipment for somebody, whether it's rentals or whatever.

(24:07):
And that's our listener. But you know they're over there
advertising and wherever their goofy ad agency tells them to advertise.
You know, their goofy ad agency is every time some
twenty two year old girl that just got out of
college and she shows up about three hours to work,
goes to lunch, and then goes to a happy hour

(24:28):
with their girlfriends, and she has no idea. She doesn't
know anybody that buys heavy equipment or rents heavy equipment.
That's the reality. These industrial companies have ad agencies staffed
by young girls who do not know a single person
in their demographic, not one, not one, So how are

(24:49):
they going to know where to spend the money? And
the owner of the company says, well, so you ask them, Hey,
y'all ought to be sponsoring our show. We're sold out.
I don't I'm fine, I'm not trying to sell it.
It just makes me crazy how inefficient people are. Inefficiency
makes me crazy. Well, I don't know. You know, we
got one he may ad agencies and they said to
put it over there on okay, all right, but anyway,

(25:13):
remember his wife would wash him down in the concrete
that the dust would getting his butt cracked, and she
would wash him down every day, that guy. Can you
imagine how tough is that? John Winston Okoleon was born
eighty four years ago today. What's weird is when somebody's

(25:34):
been dead for so long and then you see it's
their birthday and you go, oh, how old would he be?
One hundred and thirty. He's younger than your dad. That's weird,
Like Buddy Holly because he died so young, even though
it was what's sixty five years ago? Weird. We got

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a nurse who called up who said constipation can occur
after a stomach virus due to antibiotics and dehydration. I'm
glad my wife was not here to hear that, because
my wife is convinced that ninety five percent of our

(26:20):
problems are dehydration. We're just walking around dehydrated all the time.
And God help you. If my wife mentions dehydration and
you say, oh, I drink water. Literally, you could live
in a swimming pool of unchlorinated water, and that pool

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could be drained down to half full every day from
you gulping it and peeing it back into the water,
and she'd still say not enough. Nobody ever drinks enough water.
We had a water filtration system put in by Abacus,
and that just ramped everything up, because now we've spent

(27:04):
this money on a water filtration system and the water
is good, and you need to drink more water. And
I think Michael is just glad he's out of the
house and he does not have to drink water. He
can just walk around dehydrated. And I guarantee he's dehydrated
right this minute. My friend looked up can stomach virus
cause constipation? Yes, a stomach virus can cause constipation muscle inflammation.

(27:29):
After a stomach virus, the muscles in your intestines can
become swollen and loose. Ooh, he's got swollen and loose
intestinal muscles, so they loose. Sorry, they become swollen and
lose some of their strength and elasticity. This can cause

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waste to build up and become impacted. Ooh, that's a
version of the word impact that you do not ever
want to hear a doctor used with regard to you.
If you got anything impacted in your mouth, it's not good.
And if you've got it impacted in your gut, no, no,

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that's not good. That means it's all cramed together. Gastro paresis.
A stomach virus can temporarily paralyze the stomach, which can
lead to constipation. Neurovirus Constipation is a less common complication
of a neurovirus infection, but it can occur. Other symptoms

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of a stomach virus include diarrhea, vomiting, fever, loss of appetite, chills,
man alive. I often think to myself, I wake up
in the morning, I can't wait to sit in this

(28:56):
chair and tartia I can't I love it love it
so much. When I go on vacation, which is two
times a year, Thanksgiving and Christmas, I don't let anybody
sit in the seat. You might have noticed. I don't
know if Premiere is going to make me do that
or not, but I don't let anybody sit in the
seat because my theory when I started, they used to

(29:19):
say I have a guest host. Nope, a pre record
shows because people didn't show up on this station at
this time to hear somebody talk. And if that somebody's me,
then good. They showed up for our show, our team,
our style of information engagement, whatever we're doing that day.

(29:40):
They we're all buddies here. That's how that's what makes
our show special. We're a community. They want that community.
They don't just want somebody talking, and if I'm not there,
they want somebody else on there. I love what I
do and I don't want anybody else doing it because
that's my responsibility. They could put them somewhere else, that's

(30:02):
my responsibility. But I can't imagine. Do nurses love what
they do? Like they wake up in the morning and go, well,
somebody's going to be in a bad way, and I'm
there for them. Okay, like the funeral home. Clay Bar
is the funeral home in Orange, and so you know,

(30:25):
I've gotten the clay Bar family. Orange a small town.
So my mother, God bless her, it was very important
to her to have paid off her funeral and her
cemetery plot and the whole thing long ago, so that
would not befall us. Well, I made pretty good money
for a long time. Mom, Stop paying every month on

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your funeral expenses, and that's my responsibility. I got this. Nope,
don't want to leave you with okay, But so you know,
I've had more conversation with the funeral home that I
care to. And when I say this to my wife,
I say, man, I wouldn't want to wake up every

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morning and have to deal with people, you know, being
around death all the time. And she said, yeah, but
if providing comfort and solace is your skill set, it's
your ministry, and so you're there when people most need it.
I'm not trashing what they do. I admire what they do.

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I just don't understand it. It's so alien to me.
It's also alien to me that people scale up the
side of a rock and then a lot of them die.
And I think to myself. You know why you died
because you put yourself in a position to do that. Yeah,
but I gotta climb that mountain, I gotta scale up

(31:54):
the side of there. I gotta ride a motorcycle one
hundred and fifty miles an hour. I gotta do these
easy things. Okay, But I don't understand it. People eat
foods that I don't understand. I don't understand it. They're
just wired differently than I am. You know what else

(32:14):
I don't understand People that buy used cop cars. You
don't see it much anymore, but used. Can you hear
that when it squeaks sometimes? I I got a pen
that I tear apart and put back together. My brother
used to tell me, you see that guy with that
used cop car, he doesn't know what we do to him.

(32:36):
I said, you should never buy one of those. But
when with the Crown vic and you see people buy
those Crown Vics, And he would not the Crown Vick,
the Caprice, you remember the Caprice? That but lot that's
an ugly, ugly, ugly car. But when I've got a
theory that when somebody buys a used cop car, there's
two reasons they do it. Because you got you go

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to auction to number one. Is they kind of like
the feeling that people get scared because the profile is
a cop profile, and they kind of like that. There's
people that kind of trick their cars out to me,
I think they get a kick out of that. That's
that's kind of a weird thing. That's a that's a
red flag number number one and number two. There's not
really a number two. I thought maybe halfway in the

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middle of number one, I'd come up with a number two.
I don't I don't think I can trust people that
drive used cop cars. Now, if you got one, because
you've got you want to shoot tannerite and blow it up, okay, fine,
But if you own a used cop car, I want
to hear about it.