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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load till
Michael darry Show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Listen, I, ladies and gentlemen, our fugit. Then that's been
on the road for ninety minutes average splits feed over
uneven ground baring injuries four miles an hour. That gives
us radius up six miles. What I want out of
each and every one of you is a hard target
search of every gas station, residents, warehouse, farmhouse, hen house,
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out house, and doghouse in that area.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
There is no felony in the Texas penal code for
what he says, So respectfully, he's making up some okay,
he's trying to get sound bites, and he has no
legal mechanism. And if he did, subpoenas from Tech is
no work in New York. So he gonna come get us.
How subpoena's in Texas don't work at Chicago. He's gonna
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come get us.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
How should the FBI get involved, Well, they may have to,
they may have to.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
No, I know they want him back, not only the
attorney general, the governor wants him back.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
If you look, man, the governor of Texas is demanding
they come back.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
So a lot of people are demanding they come back.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
So let me be clear. He's putting up smoking mirrors,
and I'm hopeful that the media doesn't follow that.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
If you look at the map right, you have some exceptions,
like Illinois, there's blatant democratic jerrymandering, but most of the
worst offenders when it comes to jerrymandering are Republican states.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Well noted with a mighty clash as the Sun.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
And the first one set in the second and there.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
On the run, on the.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Run, jail and sail a simon for suching everyone all the.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Bad run, run bad the run, bad run.
Speaker 8 (02:27):
I'm not worried about Governor Abbott's threats of going to
jail or a five hundred dollars a day fine because
we're standing on the right side of history, making our
own good trouble to fight to preserve and protect our
democracy and then integration happening.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Everybody thought they accept this, They don't accept us. They
are showing us who they are. We should believe in
and we better have the course to stand up, otherwise
we will fall for anything, and in this country we
will be defeated, deported, I mean, we will lose all
of our rights. And if you think it can't happen,
it can, and I will get this to the Holocaust.
People are like, well, how did the Holocaust happen? How
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is somebody in a position to kill all their people? Well,
good people remain.
Speaker 9 (03:07):
Silent and I'm sorry, but instead we are not only
going to punch you back, but we are going to
knock you out. So I fully anticipate that we are
going to say control of the United States House, because
that is what the American people want, and that is
why Donald Trump and his regime is so afraid.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
The Democrat Party is self destructing. I mean, when you
have low IQ people like Crockett, I wonder if she's
in a relation to ship to the late great Davy Crockett,
who is a great, great gentleman. I wonder if she's
got any relationship to Davy Crockett, the great old Davy Crockett.
But you have this woman Crockett, she's a very low
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IQ person. Somebody said the other day she's one of
the leaders of the party.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
I think you got to be getting.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Ever, it was revealed yesterday that President Trump's tariffs have
not harmed the economy quite the opposite. A whopping eighty
two percent of S and P five hundred companies beat
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their quarterly earnings estimates, the highest rate in four years.
The interesting thing is that to beat your earnings does
not mean you've had your best year ever. It simply
beats what the estimate was for what you would earn
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this quarter. I used to say that George W. Bush
was the King of low expectations because the best thing
that ever happened to him is that people had such
low expectations when Vanderbilt beat number one Alabama last year.
There are teams that have beat Alabama over the years,
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not many, but it was the expectation of a twenty
three point loss. That was the spread that it would
be twenty four points or more by which Alabama would win.
So Vanderbilt didn't just beat Alabama, they beat the low
expectations like a drum. Despite, as one piece wrote, President
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Trump's tariffs, A whopping eighty two percent of S and
P five hundred companies beat their quarterly earnings estimates, the
highest rate in four years. The first ever Houston, Texas
Most Wanted list has been released. Let's see one for five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
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There are, unsurprisingly ten people on it. Oddly enough, there's
nobody white. Where are all the white people? At most interesting?
Wonder why that is? The FBI unveiled the first ever
Houston Most Wanted list and one fugitive was arrested hours later. Well,
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we've got fugitives who have fled Texas and ended up
in Illinois, and they should be hunted down, they should
be brought back. But in the meantime you would at
least expect that be punished. Right, they're still getting paid.
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Speaker Burrows, despite the tough talk, has not even removed
them from their committee co chairmanship vice chairmanships. These are
plush positions. They get extra pay, fancy offices, extra staffing.
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Speaker Boroughs was elected by Democrats, not Republicans, and by
the way, he could have kept them in session. He didn't.
He released them last week to reconvene, which is why
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they fled. He is the one who did that. Look
at all these Democrats, you're mad at co chairman of
the Criminal Justice Committee. He made them co chairmen of committees.
You worked so hard to get a Republican majority so
that Texas could do what Florida's doing, so that Texas
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could do what Trump is doing, but they're not. They're not.
And Greg Abbott's deal was give him something he can
call school vouchers. They're not vouchers. It's not a real voucher,
but it's just a taxi increase in extra money to
be spent. And he would get Trump to endorse all
of them, and he did a lot of those people
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that are on the run right now, a lot of
I'm Gila Chelae. The Michael Arry Show, you really adopted
the doc. I was boughting like everybody else. I don't
watch the w NBA. The only time it's in the
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news or was in the news was this white woman,
Caitlin Clark, the larry Bird of the league. She's something special,
but they're banging her up the way the Pistons did
Michael Jordan when he really hit his stride in the
late eighties, knocking her around. It's ugly, it's nasty saying
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racial stuff because all the fat black lesbians are mad.
This white woman has come in and made the league
more popular, and they don't understand it's good for them
as well. That's not how they look at it. People
that need a lot of attention and need to be
the king of the hill can't stand someone else sharing it.
A little history because the word dildo does not generally
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make its way onto our show, so you need to
understand where this comes from. Apparently, there was once a
term used in boats for a pin that would be
used you would put an item through it and connect
things and hold things in place. It was called a
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dole pole thho l e or a dole pole or
a dole pin, from which, over the years the different
accents it came to be known as a dill do.
The term was first used in the late fifteen hundreds,
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with the Oxford English Dictionary citing a fifteen ninety usage
by Robert Green for a dill dough, which was a
phallus shaped cylindrical object. It would later be used in reference,
I'm told to sex toys and even test tubes. There
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is an island off the coast of present day Island
off the coast of Newfoundland that in seventeen eleven was
for some reason named dil dough, and nobody can even
figure out why on Earth it was used as such.
It is described as having been used for various cylindrical
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objects throughout history, including but not exclusively, a sex toy.
It has also been used for a test tube reference,
a dildo glass of a certain shape, and as an
insult to refer to someone apparently as a dildo. This
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has all come into the news because green dildos have
been thrown onto the court in the w NBA and
the WNBA will allow Caitlin Clark to be knocked around,
cussed around, you name it, but they will not stand
for a green cylindrical object to be thrown onto the court.
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They won't have it. Hence, an eighteen year old Arizona
man has been arrested for trying to throw this is
attempted dildo throwing, not even accomplished the act at an
WNBA game, it did not make it to the court,
instead hitting a man and his niece.
Speaker 10 (12:07):
Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted to throw
a green sex toy onto the court, but it did
not reach the court. Instead, it hit a nine year
old girl and her uncle attending the game. Lopez told
police he purchased the sex toy the night before after
seeing other incidents on social media. Today we heard from
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Braden Bell. He is the play by play voice of
the Mercury and He appeared today on Fox ten Talks.
Speaker 11 (12:36):
I don't know what's going on. It needs to stop,
you know, First and foremost, I think that's.
Speaker 12 (12:43):
It's really inappropriate.
Speaker 11 (12:44):
It's extremely inappropriate. It's also I mean, it's putting people.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
In Inappropriate has become one of those words that to me,
you know, some people don't like the word moist, propriate
has been one of those words that has come to
really really arouse my irritation. Inappropriate is what women say
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for things they don't like. Inappropriate, as if there is
some book of good manners, there is a behavior in
which you can conduct yourself. And if they don't like it,
it's inappropriate. What a stupid word, What a stupid use
of the word. Rewind and listen, it's inappropriate. Oh is
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that your role on the broadcast? Are you the color commentator?
Are you the person on the broadcast the girl who
really never has anything to say but ever so often
offers a female perspective. Oh, that's clever programming. Yeah, so
we don't really know. They've been giggling before the segment starts.
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Just by the way the Fellas and probably hard too,
But they've been gigging before the segment. We don't really
know what is happening here. For some reason, they are
throwing forgive me green dildos onto the court, and uh,
it's really dangerous. It's it's uh, it's uh, you know,
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of all the things you can throw, green dildos are
really really dangerous.
Speaker 13 (14:22):
It's not something appropriate, it's didn't appropriate.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Okay, Suzy, Okay, your party's done. Now go back to
surfing the internet. I saw another internet story. It was
very interesting. Y'all want to hear that one too. Are
we doing a morning zoo here? Updated for Top forty
hit Top forty Radio. You gotta have the the bimbo
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girl who has nothing useful to say about anything except
for well, you know, as a girl.
Speaker 13 (14:55):
I think what he should have done is hey should
have apologized and brought her row says that's inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Good grief. All right, we're building a cast here. We
got the one dude, he's kind of funny. Got the
other guy, he's been around for thirty years. It's all
we got in the budget. We got about thirty grand left.
Y'all want to add a you want to add a
digital director. We gotta have web hits. Yeah, let's have
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a web girl, but let's have her, ever so often
pipe up and offer a female's perspective, it's inappropriate. Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes,
it's it's inappropriate. Yes, it's it's it's inappropriate.
Speaker 13 (15:38):
Oh okay, Well, well we thought he was okay to
throw green dildos on the court in the middle of
the WNBA game.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Glad we cleared that up. Lukewig van Toronto, I assume
that's his norm to Plume runs a newsletter and a podcast,
and on the site it is headlined get Smarter on
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Arts and culture. Should you choose to sign up, it's
Ludwig like Ludwig on Beethoven, or just Ludwig Beethoven Ludwig
van Va n Toronto like the city. It sends out
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a weekly email about classical music and opera that he
describes as despite that it being actually enjoyable. Is a
free newsletter with over one hundred and fifty thousand readers,
and he delves deep into wordplay, the history of words
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and how they were used. I note that nildo has
been used in various contexts throughout history, including literature, music,
and even in reference to a sailing tool. Many believe
that the island off the coast of Newfoundland so named
Dildo in seventeen eleven was sailor's humor, which is not
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a stretch. If you know any sailors, when they're not cussing,
they're also telling jokes. The term dildo first appeared in
a sixteenth century erotic poem entitled The Merry Ballad of
Nash His Dildo by Thomas Nash. It's the first time
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in a poem, not the first time it's ever used,
because we told you. Robert Green used it, according to
Ludwig von Toronto. A seventeenth century folk ballad The Maid's
Complaint for want of a Dildo, also used the term.
According to Ludwig van Toronto, composers like Orlando de Lasso
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incorporated subjectively suggestive lyrics in some of their works, including
said term. One theory, as we noted, suggests the term
may have been originated from a phallus shaped peg used
on small robots, and the term itself is also by
some believed to have made its way into English from
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the Italian word diletto, meaning delight. And if you don't
see how you can get from diletto to dildo, how
on earth do you think that bum Phillips was named
bum because his big sister couldn't say bubba, which is
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itself a bastardization of brother. And every Bubba we know
from golfers to your brother, name named Bubba is so
named because we just take words and can't say it right,
and that's what sticks. So back to the story, an
eighteen year old Arizona man was inappropriate and therefore arrested,
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break into the country. Not going to be arrested, commit
a number of crimes in Harris County or the other
major counties of the country that George Soros funds, It
won't be arrested. But you dare try to throw a
green dildo onto the court at an NBA game WNBA game.
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Oh no, that's the sort of thing up with which
we will.
Speaker 10 (19:41):
Not put Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted
to throw a green sex toy onto the court, but
it did not reach the court. Instead, it hit a
nine year old girl and her uncle attending the game.
Lopez told police he purchased the sex toy the night
before after seeing other incidents on social media. Today we
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heard from Braden Bell he is the play by play
voice of the Mercury, and he appeared today on Fox ten.
Speaker 11 (20:09):
Talks, I don't know what's going on and needs to stop.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Oh hold on, see I can appreciate that first, he's befuddled.
This is how I felt after nine to eleven. I
don't know what's going on. I mean, it's just madness.
How on earth could this be happening? The league that
has become such a joke. It's unwatchable. You ever tried
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to watch a clip? Just go watch the sports Holah
Angel Reese was going in for she's one of the stars.
She's also one of the races. She's going in for
a layup. She ends up too far under the goal
and throws the ball up like some old man playing
with his grandkids and hits the underside of the backboard.
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Not even the goal air balls of plenty, but the
voice of the team. If you're the voice of the team,
not allowed to have an opinion. You're just a corporate shell.
The voice of the team, he says, I don't know
what's going on. This has really got him. I mean,
this is sort of what are we gonna do? This
is the kind of existential crisis that takes down civilizations.
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All the greats have confronted such calamity, and so too
will he. And that's why he follows it up in
case you were not sure his position on it. It
needs to stop. You eighteen year old boys out there
buying dildos to go to the game, throw them onto
the court, film yourself doing it, and be a viral
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sensation with all your buddies. Well, you better stop. We'll
not have this. We'll not stand for it. Rewind Ramon.
We need to get this in. And they have asked
the voice of the team, no less than the voice
of the team. How does that work out? I'll tell you.
The news director said, Hey, the big story out there
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is that Polymarket, the betting site says that there are
more people. They've called it the dildo Dailies. Polymarket is
allowing users to wager on which day a dildo will
be thrown onto the court during a w NBA game.
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More than one hundred thousand dollars has been wagered in
just a matter of hours, exceeding the amount of money
being wagered on w NBA games themselves, making the point
that nobody cares who wins the silly game they're much
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more interested in what day adildo will be thrown. Thursday
August seventh is a twenty eight percent chance a dildo
will be thrown. Friday a thirty four percent chance, But
Saturday it goes down to twenty three, Sunday popping back
up to thirty five, Monday it drops to fourteen, and
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Tuesday to fourteen. I think what they're thinking there is
the market that is, because this is an established betting market,
is that the league is going to get real serious
and figure out how to stop people. So there's only
a one in seven chance as of next week that
it'll happen on any given day. There might be fewer games,
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but there's a one in three chance, better than a
one in three chance on Friday or Sunday, Saturday it
drops down. It's about as accurate as the weather report,
but a whole lot more fun to listen to. All Right,
here's the story. They they've Hey, listen here, look we've
got it. We've got to get this is a serious story.
People are interested. We got Let's get the who can
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we get that you can talk about day? Let's get
the play by play announcer for the team.
Speaker 11 (23:57):
I don't know what's going on to stop, you know,
first and foremost. I think that's that's.
Speaker 12 (24:04):
It's really inappropriate.
Speaker 11 (24:05):
It's extremely inappropriate. It's also I mean, it's putting people
in danger.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, you want to, she says it. I remember the
character on Saturday Night Loud after said tight things. It
would have hang out really proudly. You can just imagine
her mouth hanging Out's really appropriated.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Lifeless eyes, black eyes like a dollar.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Rodney Crowell, the Houston Kid, turns seventy five today. How
about that? The grandson of the church choir leader made it?
And boy did he ever make it. Discovered in nineteen
seventy two after moving to Nashville by Jerry Reid. He
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would later meet and befriend songwriter Gary Clark. Emmy Lou Harris.
Emmy Lou Harris, you don't think Emmilu Harris is fine.
Womhen he's ninety years old, she's still fine. Emmilu Harris
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kind of had this easy top thing going. You look
sixty at twenty. By the time you're sixty, people were like, man,
you look good. Huh No, she didn't have a beard,
unless are you saying, Rodney Crawle, No, No, no, no, no,
that's not Rodney Crowell turns seventy five today. He once
did an entire evening show with us from five to seven. Yes, yes,
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that was a good time. That was a good time.
We are talking about the inappropriate action that has been
taken by some very sophomoric, immature, and increasingly inappropriate young
men at w NBA games, absolutely reducing the dignity of
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the game throwing green dildos on the court. And it's
very upsetting because nobody can figure out how they've chosen green?
Why the green? I don't know. Somewhat unrelated. I had
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a baker email me with a little tidbit of information.
Do you know the most important ingredient in deal? Bred
Fox ten Phoenix with the story about the very inappropriate,
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very inappropriate young man.
Speaker 10 (26:47):
Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted to throw
a green sex toy onto the court, but it did
not reach the court. Instead, it hit a nine year
old girl and her uncle attending the game has told
police he purchased the sex toy the night before after
seeing other incidents on social media. Today we heard from
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Braden Bell, he is the play by play voice of
the Mercury, and he appeared today on Fox ten talks.
Speaker 11 (27:16):
I don't know what's going on. It needs to stop,
you know, first and foremost. I think that's that's.
Speaker 12 (27:23):
Uh, it's really inappropriate.
Speaker 11 (27:24):
It's extremely inappropriate. It's also I mean, it's putting people
in danger. Yeah, we want to, you know, discuss that
or not. These are athletes who are running, they're cutting
their jumping and exactly right.
Speaker 12 (27:36):
And very and very unhygienic.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Oh, I'm glad she's part of the show. I'm glad
they brought the digital director in to offer female commentary.
All right, got to be cheers. They're throwing green dildo's
onto the court. We we we think that's not a
good It's not appropriate, yes, yes it is, and dangerous.
Speaker 13 (28:05):
Yes, that also dangerous, dangerous.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
And that's really all we have to say. We would
like to express our discontent at said action being undertaken
at the esteemed w NBA game. Some people just don't
know how to conduct themselves in high culture. This was
a w NBA game, and for some reason they thought
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it would be funny or something to throw a green
dildo onto the court and also not hygienic. It's not hygienic.
It's not you know what, good good point, Susie, Glad
you're here, check the web hits. Glad you're here to
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offer that it's inappropriate and dangerous and unhygienic. Now, I
don't want to get too deep into this story because
it's beneath us. It's not the kind of story we're
gonna belabor. Okay, but why exactly is it unhygienic unless
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you've the young man said that he stopped at a
sex store the day before the game in preparation. Now,
let me ask you something. I realize that doing things
that make us laugh, that we get a kick out
of that are fun pranks and jokes and gags and
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the like. I realize that there are certain people without
a sense of humor for whom this is very, very offensive.
And most of those are men who dress as women
and become the Health and Human Services director under the
Biden administration. Most of those are angry white, liberal, skold
women whose husband left them three secretaries ago, like Woody Allen.
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Most those are angry white women with a long chin
hair coming out, And you're left wondering, do you not
see it? Do you not know what's going on there.
Michael writes, I was in Russia and we were having
a graduation. P oh, hold on, hold on just a second. Well,
can you give me some music? I printed this the
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wrong way and it didn't get the whole deal on here. Well,
the way it's printed, so you're supposed to use the box,
it says printer, But if I just print using the
control p or whatever. Anyway, he was in Russia and
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they well, the point is the word dildo has a
different meaning in Russia, or the word dildo is an
appropriate term in Russia. And he thought they were playing
a print on him, and they weren't. That's really all
I have on that, because I wanted to go back
to that. It felt like something. They've charged our dildo
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thrower with disorderly conduct, public indecency, indecent exposure, and criminal trespass.
They're really throwing the book at this fellow. And you
know the worst part. He threw the dildo, intending on
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it going onto the court, and instead he hit a
dude who was with his niece. He throws like a girl.
Of course, he's at a w NBA game, of course
he is, My goodness, alive, and that has led our team,
who frankly on occasion are inappropriate and unhygienic and danger
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to start pulling together their favorite news bloopers and viral stories.
Do you remember the time CNN was doing a story
on animals that have gone extinct? And this happened.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Now, extinctions, I don't have to tell you have been
part of the natural history of the world for.
Speaker 13 (32:18):
Millennia, and man made extinctions have even happened before. I
guess we hunted the dildo into extinction, but the Dodo rather.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Forgive me, I'm having trouble with my words that are
the Dodo into extinction.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
I'm that old boy might have had some experience Unhygienny
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load till
Michael darry Show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Listen, I, ladies and gentlemen, our fugit. Then that's been
on the road for ninety minutes average splits feed over
uneven ground baring injuries four miles an hour. That gives
us radius up six miles. What I want out of
each and every one of you is a hard target
search of every gas station, residents, warehouse, farmhouse, hen house,
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out house, and doghouse in that area.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
There is no felony in the Texas penal code for
what he says, So respectfully, he's making up some okay,
he's trying to get sound bites, and he has no
legal mechanism. And if he did, subpoenas from Tech is
no work in New York. So he gonna come get us.
How subpoena's in Texas don't work at Chicago. He's gonna
(01:05):
come get us.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
How should the FBI get involved, Well, they may have to,
they may have to.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
No, I know they want him back, not only the
attorney general, the governor wants him back.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
If you look, man, the governor of Texas is demanding
they come back.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
So a lot of people are demanding they come back.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
So let me be clear. He's putting up smoking mirrors,
and I'm hopeful that the media doesn't follow that.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
If you look at the map right, you have some exceptions,
like Illinois, there's blatant democratic jerrymandering, but most of the
worst offenders when it comes to jerrymandering are Republican states.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Well noted with a mighty clash as the Sun.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
And the first one set in the second and there.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
On the run, on the.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Run, jail and sail a simon for suching everyone all the.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Bad run, run bad the run, bad run.
Speaker 8 (02:27):
I'm not worried about Governor Abbott's threats of going to
jail or a five hundred dollars a day fine because
we're standing on the right side of history, making our
own good trouble to fight to preserve and protect our
democracy and then integration happening.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Everybody thought they accept this, They don't accept us. They
are showing us who they are. We should believe in
and we better have the course to stand up, otherwise
we will fall for anything, and in this country we
will be defeated, deported, I mean, we will lose all
of our rights. And if you think it can't happen,
it can, and I will get this to the Holocaust.
People are like, well, how did the Holocaust happen? How
(03:03):
is somebody in a position to kill all their people? Well,
good people remain.
Speaker 9 (03:07):
Silent and I'm sorry, but instead we are not only
going to punch you back, but we are going to
knock you out. So I fully anticipate that we are
going to say control of the United States House, because
that is what the American people want, and that is
why Donald Trump and his regime is so afraid.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
The Democrat Party is self destructing. I mean, when you
have low IQ people like Crockett, I wonder if she's
in a relation to ship to the late great Davy Crockett,
who is a great, great gentleman. I wonder if she's
got any relationship to Davy Crockett, the great old Davy Crockett.
But you have this woman Crockett, she's a very low
(03:47):
IQ person. Somebody said the other day she's one of
the leaders of the party.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
I think you got to be getting.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Ever, it was revealed yesterday that President Trump's tariffs have
not harmed the economy quite the opposite. A whopping eighty
two percent of S and P five hundred companies beat
(04:29):
their quarterly earnings estimates, the highest rate in four years.
The interesting thing is that to beat your earnings does
not mean you've had your best year ever. It simply
beats what the estimate was for what you would earn
(04:53):
this quarter. I used to say that George W. Bush
was the King of low expectations because the best thing
that ever happened to him is that people had such
low expectations when Vanderbilt beat number one Alabama last year.
There are teams that have beat Alabama over the years,
(05:15):
not many, but it was the expectation of a twenty
three point loss. That was the spread that it would
be twenty four points or more by which Alabama would win.
So Vanderbilt didn't just beat Alabama, they beat the low
expectations like a drum. Despite, as one piece wrote, President
(05:39):
Trump's tariffs, A whopping eighty two percent of S and
P five hundred companies beat their quarterly earnings estimates, the
highest rate in four years. The first ever Houston, Texas
Most Wanted list has been released. Let's see one for five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
(06:05):
There are, unsurprisingly ten people on it. Oddly enough, there's
nobody white. Where are all the white people? At most interesting?
Wonder why that is? The FBI unveiled the first ever
Houston Most Wanted list and one fugitive was arrested hours later. Well,
(06:26):
we've got fugitives who have fled Texas and ended up
in Illinois, and they should be hunted down, they should
be brought back. But in the meantime you would at
least expect that be punished. Right, they're still getting paid.
(06:50):
Speaker Burrows, despite the tough talk, has not even removed
them from their committee co chairmanship vice chairmanships. These are
plush positions. They get extra pay, fancy offices, extra staffing.
(07:11):
Speaker Boroughs was elected by Democrats, not Republicans, and by
the way, he could have kept them in session. He didn't.
He released them last week to reconvene, which is why
(07:32):
they fled. He is the one who did that. Look
at all these Democrats, you're mad at co chairman of
the Criminal Justice Committee. He made them co chairmen of committees.
You worked so hard to get a Republican majority so
that Texas could do what Florida's doing, so that Texas
(07:56):
could do what Trump is doing, but they're not. They're not.
And Greg Abbott's deal was give him something he can
call school vouchers. They're not vouchers. It's not a real voucher,
but it's just a taxi increase in extra money to
be spent. And he would get Trump to endorse all
of them, and he did a lot of those people
(08:17):
that are on the run right now, a lot of
I'm Gila Chelae. The Michael Arry Show, you really adopted
the doc. I was boughting like everybody else. I don't
watch the w NBA. The only time it's in the
(08:39):
news or was in the news was this white woman,
Caitlin Clark, the larry Bird of the league. She's something special,
but they're banging her up the way the Pistons did
Michael Jordan when he really hit his stride in the
late eighties, knocking her around. It's ugly, it's nasty saying
(09:02):
racial stuff because all the fat black lesbians are mad.
This white woman has come in and made the league
more popular, and they don't understand it's good for them
as well. That's not how they look at it. People
that need a lot of attention and need to be
the king of the hill can't stand someone else sharing it.
A little history because the word dildo does not generally
(09:27):
make its way onto our show, so you need to
understand where this comes from. Apparently, there was once a
term used in boats for a pin that would be
used you would put an item through it and connect
things and hold things in place. It was called a
(09:51):
dole pole thho l e or a dole pole or
a dole pin, from which, over the years the different
accents it came to be known as a dill do.
The term was first used in the late fifteen hundreds,
(10:11):
with the Oxford English Dictionary citing a fifteen ninety usage
by Robert Green for a dill dough, which was a
phallus shaped cylindrical object. It would later be used in reference,
I'm told to sex toys and even test tubes. There
(10:36):
is an island off the coast of present day Island
off the coast of Newfoundland that in seventeen eleven was
for some reason named dil dough, and nobody can even
figure out why on Earth it was used as such.
It is described as having been used for various cylindrical
(10:59):
objects throughout history, including but not exclusively, a sex toy.
It has also been used for a test tube reference,
a dildo glass of a certain shape, and as an
insult to refer to someone apparently as a dildo. This
(11:24):
has all come into the news because green dildos have
been thrown onto the court in the w NBA and
the WNBA will allow Caitlin Clark to be knocked around,
cussed around, you name it, but they will not stand
for a green cylindrical object to be thrown onto the court.
(11:47):
They won't have it. Hence, an eighteen year old Arizona
man has been arrested for trying to throw this is
attempted dildo throwing, not even accomplished the act at an
WNBA game, it did not make it to the court,
instead hitting a man and his niece.
Speaker 10 (12:07):
Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted to throw
a green sex toy onto the court, but it did
not reach the court. Instead, it hit a nine year
old girl and her uncle attending the game. Lopez told
police he purchased the sex toy the night before after
seeing other incidents on social media. Today we heard from
(12:29):
Braden Bell. He is the play by play voice of
the Mercury and He appeared today on Fox ten Talks.
Speaker 11 (12:36):
I don't know what's going on. It needs to stop,
you know, First and foremost, I think that's.
Speaker 12 (12:43):
It's really inappropriate.
Speaker 11 (12:44):
It's extremely inappropriate. It's also I mean, it's putting people.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
In Inappropriate has become one of those words that to me,
you know, some people don't like the word moist, propriate
has been one of those words that has come to
really really arouse my irritation. Inappropriate is what women say
(13:11):
for things they don't like. Inappropriate, as if there is
some book of good manners, there is a behavior in
which you can conduct yourself. And if they don't like it,
it's inappropriate. What a stupid word, What a stupid use
of the word. Rewind and listen, it's inappropriate. Oh is
(13:34):
that your role on the broadcast? Are you the color commentator?
Are you the person on the broadcast the girl who
really never has anything to say but ever so often
offers a female perspective. Oh, that's clever programming. Yeah, so
we don't really know. They've been giggling before the segment starts.
(13:56):
Just by the way the Fellas and probably hard too,
But they've been gigging before the segment. We don't really
know what is happening here. For some reason, they are
throwing forgive me green dildos onto the court, and uh,
it's really dangerous. It's it's uh, it's uh, you know,
(14:18):
of all the things you can throw, green dildos are
really really dangerous.
Speaker 13 (14:22):
It's not something appropriate, it's didn't appropriate.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Okay, Suzy, Okay, your party's done. Now go back to
surfing the internet. I saw another internet story. It was
very interesting. Y'all want to hear that one too. Are
we doing a morning zoo here? Updated for Top forty
hit Top forty Radio. You gotta have the the bimbo
(14:49):
girl who has nothing useful to say about anything except
for well, you know, as a girl.
Speaker 13 (14:55):
I think what he should have done is hey should
have apologized and brought her row says that's inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Good grief. All right, we're building a cast here. We
got the one dude, he's kind of funny. Got the
other guy, he's been around for thirty years. It's all
we got in the budget. We got about thirty grand left.
Y'all want to add a you want to add a
digital director. We gotta have web hits. Yeah, let's have
(15:23):
a web girl, but let's have her, ever so often
pipe up and offer a female's perspective, it's inappropriate. Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes,
it's it's inappropriate. Yes, it's it's it's inappropriate.
Speaker 13 (15:38):
Oh okay, Well, well we thought he was okay to
throw green dildos on the court in the middle of
the WNBA game.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Glad we cleared that up. Lukewig van Toronto, I assume
that's his norm to Plume runs a newsletter and a podcast,
and on the site it is headlined get Smarter on
(16:08):
Arts and culture. Should you choose to sign up, it's
Ludwig like Ludwig on Beethoven, or just Ludwig Beethoven Ludwig
van Va n Toronto like the city. It sends out
(16:30):
a weekly email about classical music and opera that he
describes as despite that it being actually enjoyable. Is a
free newsletter with over one hundred and fifty thousand readers,
and he delves deep into wordplay, the history of words
(16:53):
and how they were used. I note that nildo has
been used in various contexts throughout history, including literature, music,
and even in reference to a sailing tool. Many believe
that the island off the coast of Newfoundland so named
Dildo in seventeen eleven was sailor's humor, which is not
(17:19):
a stretch. If you know any sailors, when they're not cussing,
they're also telling jokes. The term dildo first appeared in
a sixteenth century erotic poem entitled The Merry Ballad of
Nash His Dildo by Thomas Nash. It's the first time
(17:40):
in a poem, not the first time it's ever used,
because we told you. Robert Green used it, according to
Ludwig von Toronto. A seventeenth century folk ballad The Maid's
Complaint for want of a Dildo, also used the term.
According to Ludwig van Toronto, composers like Orlando de Lasso
(18:01):
incorporated subjectively suggestive lyrics in some of their works, including
said term. One theory, as we noted, suggests the term
may have been originated from a phallus shaped peg used
on small robots, and the term itself is also by
some believed to have made its way into English from
(18:25):
the Italian word diletto, meaning delight. And if you don't
see how you can get from diletto to dildo, how
on earth do you think that bum Phillips was named
bum because his big sister couldn't say bubba, which is
(18:49):
itself a bastardization of brother. And every Bubba we know
from golfers to your brother, name named Bubba is so
named because we just take words and can't say it right,
and that's what sticks. So back to the story, an
eighteen year old Arizona man was inappropriate and therefore arrested,
(19:14):
break into the country. Not going to be arrested, commit
a number of crimes in Harris County or the other
major counties of the country that George Soros funds, It
won't be arrested. But you dare try to throw a
green dildo onto the court at an NBA game WNBA game.
(19:36):
Oh no, that's the sort of thing up with which
we will.
Speaker 10 (19:41):
Not put Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted
to throw a green sex toy onto the court, but
it did not reach the court. Instead, it hit a
nine year old girl and her uncle attending the game.
Lopez told police he purchased the sex toy the night
before after seeing other incidents on social media. Today we
(20:03):
heard from Braden Bell he is the play by play
voice of the Mercury, and he appeared today on Fox ten.
Speaker 11 (20:09):
Talks, I don't know what's going on and needs to stop.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Oh hold on, see I can appreciate that first, he's befuddled.
This is how I felt after nine to eleven. I
don't know what's going on. I mean, it's just madness.
How on earth could this be happening? The league that
has become such a joke. It's unwatchable. You ever tried
(20:37):
to watch a clip? Just go watch the sports Holah
Angel Reese was going in for she's one of the stars.
She's also one of the races. She's going in for
a layup. She ends up too far under the goal
and throws the ball up like some old man playing
with his grandkids and hits the underside of the backboard.
(20:57):
Not even the goal air balls of plenty, but the
voice of the team. If you're the voice of the team,
not allowed to have an opinion. You're just a corporate shell.
The voice of the team, he says, I don't know
what's going on. This has really got him. I mean,
this is sort of what are we gonna do? This
is the kind of existential crisis that takes down civilizations.
(21:22):
All the greats have confronted such calamity, and so too
will he. And that's why he follows it up in
case you were not sure his position on it. It
needs to stop. You eighteen year old boys out there
buying dildos to go to the game, throw them onto
the court, film yourself doing it, and be a viral
(21:46):
sensation with all your buddies. Well, you better stop. We'll
not have this. We'll not stand for it. Rewind Ramon.
We need to get this in. And they have asked
the voice of the team, no less than the voice
of the team. How does that work out? I'll tell you.
The news director said, Hey, the big story out there
(22:07):
is that Polymarket, the betting site says that there are
more people. They've called it the dildo Dailies. Polymarket is
allowing users to wager on which day a dildo will
be thrown onto the court during a w NBA game.
(22:28):
More than one hundred thousand dollars has been wagered in
just a matter of hours, exceeding the amount of money
being wagered on w NBA games themselves, making the point
that nobody cares who wins the silly game they're much
(22:49):
more interested in what day adildo will be thrown. Thursday
August seventh is a twenty eight percent chance a dildo
will be thrown. Friday a thirty four percent chance, But
Saturday it goes down to twenty three, Sunday popping back
up to thirty five, Monday it drops to fourteen, and
(23:10):
Tuesday to fourteen. I think what they're thinking there is
the market that is, because this is an established betting market,
is that the league is going to get real serious
and figure out how to stop people. So there's only
a one in seven chance as of next week that
it'll happen on any given day. There might be fewer games,
(23:31):
but there's a one in three chance, better than a
one in three chance on Friday or Sunday, Saturday it
drops down. It's about as accurate as the weather report,
but a whole lot more fun to listen to. All Right,
here's the story. They they've Hey, listen here, look we've
got it. We've got to get this is a serious story.
People are interested. We got Let's get the who can
(23:52):
we get that you can talk about day? Let's get
the play by play announcer for the team.
Speaker 11 (23:57):
I don't know what's going on to stop, you know,
first and foremost. I think that's that's.
Speaker 12 (24:04):
It's really inappropriate.
Speaker 11 (24:05):
It's extremely inappropriate. It's also I mean, it's putting people
in danger.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, you want to, she says it. I remember the
character on Saturday Night Loud after said tight things. It
would have hang out really proudly. You can just imagine
her mouth hanging Out's really appropriated.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Lifeless eyes, black eyes like a dollar.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Rodney Crowell, the Houston Kid, turns seventy five today. How
about that? The grandson of the church choir leader made it?
And boy did he ever make it. Discovered in nineteen
seventy two after moving to Nashville by Jerry Reid. He
(24:54):
would later meet and befriend songwriter Gary Clark. Emmy Lou Harris.
Emmy Lou Harris, you don't think Emmilu Harris is fine.
Womhen he's ninety years old, she's still fine. Emmilu Harris
(25:14):
kind of had this easy top thing going. You look
sixty at twenty. By the time you're sixty, people were like, man,
you look good. Huh No, she didn't have a beard,
unless are you saying, Rodney Crawle, No, No, no, no, no,
that's not Rodney Crowell turns seventy five today. He once
did an entire evening show with us from five to seven. Yes, yes,
(25:40):
that was a good time. That was a good time.
We are talking about the inappropriate action that has been
taken by some very sophomoric, immature, and increasingly inappropriate young
men at w NBA games, absolutely reducing the dignity of
(26:04):
the game throwing green dildos on the court. And it's
very upsetting because nobody can figure out how they've chosen green?
Why the green? I don't know. Somewhat unrelated. I had
(26:25):
a baker email me with a little tidbit of information.
Do you know the most important ingredient in deal? Bred
Fox ten Phoenix with the story about the very inappropriate,
(26:45):
very inappropriate young man.
Speaker 10 (26:47):
Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted to throw
a green sex toy onto the court, but it did
not reach the court. Instead, it hit a nine year
old girl and her uncle attending the game has told
police he purchased the sex toy the night before after
seeing other incidents on social media. Today we heard from
(27:09):
Braden Bell, he is the play by play voice of
the Mercury, and he appeared today on Fox ten talks.
Speaker 11 (27:16):
I don't know what's going on. It needs to stop,
you know, first and foremost. I think that's that's.
Speaker 12 (27:23):
Uh, it's really inappropriate.
Speaker 11 (27:24):
It's extremely inappropriate. It's also I mean, it's putting people
in danger. Yeah, we want to, you know, discuss that
or not. These are athletes who are running, they're cutting
their jumping and exactly right.
Speaker 12 (27:36):
And very and very unhygienic.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Oh, I'm glad she's part of the show. I'm glad
they brought the digital director in to offer female commentary.
All right, got to be cheers. They're throwing green dildo's
onto the court. We we we think that's not a
good It's not appropriate, yes, yes it is, and dangerous.
Speaker 13 (28:05):
Yes, that also dangerous, dangerous.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
And that's really all we have to say. We would
like to express our discontent at said action being undertaken
at the esteemed w NBA game. Some people just don't
know how to conduct themselves in high culture. This was
a w NBA game, and for some reason they thought
(28:31):
it would be funny or something to throw a green
dildo onto the court and also not hygienic. It's not hygienic.
It's not you know what, good good point, Susie, Glad
you're here, check the web hits. Glad you're here to
(28:52):
offer that it's inappropriate and dangerous and unhygienic. Now, I
don't want to get too deep into this story because
it's beneath us. It's not the kind of story we're
gonna belabor. Okay, but why exactly is it unhygienic unless
(29:13):
you've the young man said that he stopped at a
sex store the day before the game in preparation. Now,
let me ask you something. I realize that doing things
that make us laugh, that we get a kick out
of that are fun pranks and jokes and gags and
(29:34):
the like. I realize that there are certain people without
a sense of humor for whom this is very, very offensive.
And most of those are men who dress as women
and become the Health and Human Services director under the
Biden administration. Most of those are angry white, liberal, skold
women whose husband left them three secretaries ago, like Woody Allen.
(29:59):
Most those are angry white women with a long chin
hair coming out, And you're left wondering, do you not
see it? Do you not know what's going on there.
Michael writes, I was in Russia and we were having
a graduation. P oh, hold on, hold on just a second. Well,
can you give me some music? I printed this the
(30:21):
wrong way and it didn't get the whole deal on here. Well,
the way it's printed, so you're supposed to use the box,
it says printer, But if I just print using the
control p or whatever. Anyway, he was in Russia and
(30:46):
they well, the point is the word dildo has a
different meaning in Russia, or the word dildo is an
appropriate term in Russia. And he thought they were playing
a print on him, and they weren't. That's really all
I have on that, because I wanted to go back
to that. It felt like something. They've charged our dildo
(31:07):
thrower with disorderly conduct, public indecency, indecent exposure, and criminal trespass.
They're really throwing the book at this fellow. And you
know the worst part. He threw the dildo, intending on
(31:29):
it going onto the court, and instead he hit a
dude who was with his niece. He throws like a girl.
Of course, he's at a w NBA game, of course
he is, My goodness, alive, and that has led our team,
who frankly on occasion are inappropriate and unhygienic and danger
(31:57):
to start pulling together their favorite news bloopers and viral stories.
Do you remember the time CNN was doing a story
on animals that have gone extinct? And this happened.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Now, extinctions, I don't have to tell you have been
part of the natural history of the world for.
Speaker 13 (32:18):
Millennia, and man made extinctions have even happened before. I
guess we hunted the dildo into extinction, but the Dodo rather.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Forgive me, I'm having trouble with my words that are
the Dodo into extinction.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
I'm that old boy might have had some experience Unhygienny
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