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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's that time time, time, time, luck and load.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
The Michael Very Show is on the air.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
In the middle of the nine, I the walking in
my stake from the Matta's a fake.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
To the renasc.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
I must be looking at for something, something, something.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Say good, I know while it was.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Too hard to grow.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I walked down everything that stand of the show a.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
Time to the opposite son, so one can finally find
what I've been looking for.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
In the middle of the nah and I go walking
in my seat through the valiance.

Speaker 7 (01:32):
Long time writer reviewer Essays whose day job was at
Rolling Stone, and he wrote outside of there as well,
and he wrote a collection of essays that was published.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I bought it for your Moment. What it was called
like Cocoa Puffs and Dinosaurs.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Or something like that. I can't remember what it was felt.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
He did one book, Eating the Dinosaur, but this was
called uh, Captain Crunch and whatever. Here's a chapter in
the book about the Bird versus Magic fandom and what
it said about you, which one you were for East Coast,
West Coast, White Black, all the way they played the game.

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But he had a chapter in there on Billy Joel
and that Billy Joel's greatness has never been acknowledged by
the critic community, of which he is a member, because
he's too commercially successful, and that commercial success on his level,
especially if you get labeled pop, is the kiss of

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death because you can't be an.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Actual You can't be an actual.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Artist, a real artist with real art if the masses
get you, because the masses are stupid.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
This is the mindset of people who do that. And
I think he's right.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
And I think when you look at the body of
Billy Joel, the body of his work over the period
of time, and you add in Christy Brinkley, you got
to add in Chrissy Brickley. It's next level. It's next level.
What did Buon Phillips say about Earl Campbell? They said,

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is he in a class all his own? He said,
I don't know about that, but I can tell you
that it doesn't take long to call a roll. So
these kids from Lamar I got to find out when
their next game is. You want to watch these kids?
They are special, They are really special.

Speaker 8 (03:31):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Would you like to know their names? These young kids,
their families are probably listeners. We got Easton Pollard. Now
what's amazing is you watch these kids, and the TV
scales things right, everything is within a small frame. So
often without a frame of reference, you don't know how
big or small something is. And you know they're twelve.

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Intuitively you know they're twelve. You see them lose. I
didn't see these kids cry, but saying, when you see
young kids this age lose, you'll see they're crying like,
oh my god, they are just kids. Their mom's gonna
go up and give them a hug.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
You know.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Back home, all the kids exactly their age are going
to get a snow cone after the game. That's all
they care about. So uh, this little kid's four nine,
four nine, I think July Augustus is fort nine, and
he's in second grade or fourth grade.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
All right.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
So we got Easton Pollard, he plays second and left.
We got he's four nine, And then we got Logan Williams.
He's five. He's a whopping five foot tall. He plays
second short. Then we got Braiden Carlisle. He's got bracest
does Braiden. He's five eight. That's a big boy for

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twelve years old. He pitches, plays first and plays outfield.
Then we got Lucas Sontog he plays short, third and pitches.
He's five to one. Then we got Parker Eaton, he's
five foot tall. He catches and plays outfield. Then we
got Luke Helmke. He's five to one. Uh he plays

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right and pitches. We got Benjamin Curtis. He's five eight also,
he's big boy, bats left, throws right.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
He plays right field and pitches.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
We've got the Dutch Hammer that's his kid's nickname, Holding
dissel Cone. He's got braces too. He's five to six.
He plays third and uh pitches. You've got Justin Packard,
he plays center and pitches. He's five to six. You
got Michael Frankie who's four or eleven who catches pitches,

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and they have him at utility.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
He can do anything. This kid's just plug him in.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
He had a great at bat his first at bat,
falling off balls, running up the pitch count on the
other pitcher, which turned out to be a problem because
kids ever finished the game. Joseph Miller plays right pitches.
He's five ten. Shane Graw, who was dealing yesterday, I mean,
he pitched a masterpiece. He gave up the one run
and that was enough to beat him. But boy did

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he ever play well, and then the coaches are justin Carlisle,
the aforementioned Eric Graw who just came back from duck
hunting with Cody Johnson to show up on the field.
I'm sure of it. I'm absolutely sure of it. Just
Eric Graw seems like he would be such a cool
guy to hang out with in.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
The duck blind.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
And do you know why, because, first of all, because
nothing bothers him, and even if something's bothered him, you know,
the company is under investigation. His neighbor got shot, the
crimes through the roof. He's gonna lose his job. He
had a flat tire this morning. Eric Graw is the
guy who's gonna go Hey, listen, I've been waiting to

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come duck hunt for four months. The last two times
got canceled. We will have a good time today. I'm
gonna tell you that right now, we will have a
good time. He has no external ice box, no igloo, no,
no nothing on his person that you see. But he's
wearing coveralls and he unzips it and from inside there

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is an aluminum I mean, is a tenfoil wrap up.
And you know what he's brought. Guess what he's brought
sandwich is a good guess and technically is correct, but
I need specificity.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
He's brought pigs in a blanket.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
He's brought you a pig in a blanket that he
made three days ago. He made twenty two of them
for the family, and the family didn't eat all of them,
so he put them back in the fridge. And he
woke up this morning and he said, wait a second,
that'd be good to have him out there. So he
individually wrapped him so you don't get, you know, his
armpit odor on anywhere, because remember he secreted it inside

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his coveralls. You didn't know he had this. So he
gives you your every every one of them is individually wraps.
He got butcher paper. It's like a soft butcher paper.
I don't know what you call that, not the brown,
but the kind of clear. And then he's got that
in aluminum, and he's brought and he offers each person one.
And when he does it, it's like he like he
anoints you. You know, he kind of he points it

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towards you and kind of points it.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Down like he's fleeing it.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Hey, you want one, Bob, you want one, and only
one person eats it, which means more for him. And
then from inside there you never believe this, he brought
Welch's sodas, grape sodas.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
From inside. No, they're not as cold as you'd like
them to be. But here we are out in the dunkline.
You got food. Eric kind of guy he is.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Moses didn't We didn't play the audio of Lamar Little
League in the final score yesterday.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Either one of those teams could have won that. He
was a hell of a game.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I mean hell left a runner on third there at
the end they finally got a runner around.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
You know the other thing wrong talk about.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
The fundamentals on that Lamar team, how good they are,
how fundamentally sound they are as a team, they're bunts.
I think they only laid one bunt because they only
had a runner twice. I believe they only were able
to lay one down. They had two kids who couldn't
get their bunt to stay in. But they laid bunchs

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down on the third baseline that ended up being say
three inches out.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
But to bunt against a.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Kid throwing heat the way that guy was and lay
those down the way they did. That's and it was
at number two and three batters in the lineup to
have that kind of because those kids don't want to bunch.
They're not up there to bunt, They're up there to
hit a home runs. The whole world's watching. I don't
want to do something that will help my team. I
want to do something that makes me look like a superstar.
So I'm signing autographs at the end of it all. Anyway,

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here here was the call on Lamar's Lucas Sontag making
a throw from him. First he dives to catch the
ground ball, then from his knees he makes the throw.
The kid is twelve twelve. Most kids are eating their
buggers at twelve. This kid is is my goodness, looks

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like Brooks Robinson or Eddie Martini at third base.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
This is something special.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Braw who gets the start and Luca Pellegrinie steps in
and we are underway and he swings.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
And foul us off the first one. It's zero and one.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
There is bra who against Louisiana went four innings, gave
up Warner and run well. They had options and they
decided to go with a lefty. Here against Connecticut, Pelle
Greanie is five three, one hundred and one pounds off
speed hit said hard stared.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's short suntatic.

Speaker 8 (10:35):
What a player to.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Start, Jeff, we talk about excitement right off the bat.
He threw that from his bottom right. There didn't have
a chance to get up. Hard hit ball by Pellegrini,
dives to his left, got off one mode. All old man.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Let to start to again.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
When I was little, I played basketball with my next
run agbor Keith mccomick, and they would let us in
the gym and we'd go up and play in the gym,
and so we'd do all these different drills and then
free throws and more.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Drills, and.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I think every little kid does this, but you know
we'd do the I'd dribble up the court, and you know,
you do the running commentary. There's eight seconds left in
Barry with the ball, he's gonna run, point Marovich. He's
he's clearing Maravich out.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
He doesn't run. I don't know if he's gonna get it.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
He's could have three seconds left and Barry launches and
for the wind for the walk off home run. Or
you know, there's always there's always that kid. It happened,
you know, late in the summer when the season is over.
Whatever happens for Lamar Lily, he's gonna be sitting at
home on his bean bag, eating grilled cheese sandwiches in

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red kool aid, shutting off the Atari twenty six hundred
and watching that.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Clip again and again and again.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Lucas, are you watching that clip of are you making
that great play at third?

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Again?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Which is one more time? There's one more time. I
do watch it one more time before I go to bedmon.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Now you got homework, Khou with the story on the
watch party in Richmond.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
For the boys in Richmond.

Speaker 8 (12:13):
The excitement was big for Lamar Little League.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
These little boys weren't hard and they start young.

Speaker 8 (12:18):
For fans, Bonte's was the place to be a long
time hangout spot for players and their families crout that
their team made it to the Little League World Series.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Super excited, super excited. They must all year longs.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
Coach Jenkins says, these players are inspiring the next wave
of little leaders.

Speaker 9 (12:33):
I like that they're looking up to keep it right
above them, not just the MLB guys and the pro level,
but people that they know that if they do it
next year, they can be in that same spot.

Speaker 8 (12:41):
This trio is dreaming big my field is.

Speaker 9 (12:44):
Really good to see the boys that we all grew
up playing with in a Little More series.

Speaker 8 (12:50):
They watched all night hoping it's them next. So how
does this make you feel looking at them make it?
How does it make you feel for next year?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
It's almost like like a wrong, like up setting our goals.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
To be like them.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Well, Adrian Garcia and Leslie Browne is the two Democrats
on Commission's Court other than Ellis and and Lena had
their own press conference at eight thirty and then loony
Lena is the Commandante is going to be a holy
a press conference.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Here at nine thirty.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
She's typically late for those, but we'll go to it whenever.
Whenever it airs KPRC two. We'll have an audio feed
I think we can pull from that. We'll give them
credit if that's who we ended up using. But you
know today's Thursday, Ronnie, you know what that means. We
all know that Thursday. You can't do anything. You can't
do anything at Commissier's Court on Thursday. Because Lena's got

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group therapy.

Speaker 9 (13:49):
Or eight week seven, very public about that. And since
I returned, I have been doing lagry therapy on Thursdays
from three to four thirty. So when the court said
them wanted to move are at least to Thursday, I said,
I have the standing committee uh in the well.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
I guess it could be a communis agree the.

Speaker 9 (14:07):
Standing commitment that is part of my mental health treatment.
So I would just like to underscore that.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
That that's you, you know, joining the ranks of those
who are who are trying to pick on me over
mental health treatment.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Place place where I'm gonna go there.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
Off, look, we I got to.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Put on the panic commission that is on Thursdays. Remove
the court to thursdays.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
I can't make all.

Speaker 8 (14:32):
The panic commission being also, I have uh my cross
there and we're able to continue the business.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yes, some the CrOx you can my mental health treatment.

Speaker 9 (14:41):
Yes, commissure, let's just move on.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Okay, if you want to look with them happy with that.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I'll remind the community that you.

Speaker 9 (14:47):
Are interfering with something that I mentioned before. I mean
people can see that, people can see their behavior. Frankly
think it's in there.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
So we like to imagine the therapy sessions are like
those of Scott and his old man in Austin.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
So Scott, why don't we start with you, what brings
you here with us today? Well, I just really met
my dad for the first time five days ago. I
was partially frozen his whole life. That is beautiful that
you can admit to that.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
He comes back and now he wants me.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
To take over the family business. What Scott, Who's gonna
take over the world? When I does, go ahead and
say it, I'm sorry to Michael Verry show. We got
Lena booboo yet.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Good will, though, a staffer for Lena Dalugo threw under
the bus for using kids last week during our commissioner's
court meltdown, saying it's one thing for them to be
a visual, it's another thing for them to be a prop. Meanwhile,
the Chronicles Lisa Falkenberg, a big supporter of Lena and
all Democrat, causes unloads honor, writing quote, last week's shameful

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circus should prompt honest reflection.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
On whether she should run for reelection. Let me tell
you what's happened.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
You had Cohen, who was the publisher of the Chronicle,
and a fellow named Evan Mintz, very smart fellows journalist.
They were brought over to Arnold Venture's and I think
I got this right. Let me see if I can.
I think this is correct. They were brought over to Arnold,
and you got to understand who John Arnold is. John

(16:29):
Arnold is as bad as George Soros, just not quite
as rich. You look at John Arnold's contributions list, and
I have if there is a bad politician in this country,
John Arnold is a major donor. I bet you he's

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given money to COMMI Mumdannie, I don't know that, but
if I checked, I bet you he is. Karen Bass,
I bet you he has. This guy is all full.
He's like George Soros, except he's right here in our neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
He's in Houston.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
So John Arnold and his wife Laura are up to
mischief all day long. Is what they do. They fund
bad things. Well, they started this thing called Houston Landing.
And I will deny it if you ever say this,
But he was actually pretty good that They actually had
some pretty good journalism.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
But it was created to be it was created.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Realize you got you got the publisher of the chronicle
who's going to work for this, this multi billionaire he
made his money at run.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
I know I'm that serious.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
You got this this, Uh, you got the publisher of
the chronicle, so probably the guy that has the most
capital street crap capital cred in journalism, in print journalism
in Houston. To the extent Houston Chronicles still print journalism.

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They moved to a website long ago, in about two.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Thousand and seven. I I had dinner with It wasn't
Richard J. V. Johnson, it was Jack. What was Jack's
last name?

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Anyway, he wanted to go to dinner and talk about
the future of the Chronicle, and I said, well, I'm
pretty much. I mean, I'm not really the one to
worry about the future of the chronicle. My job really,
I just criticized the chronicle. So we go to dinner.
There were a couple of members of the Chronicle editorial
board at the dinner and they hated me.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Oh, she's starting. Oh okay, I tell you this starts saying, okay,
go ahead.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
Here's setting our tax streight and establishing a budgeter some
of the most important things we do all year. You
could say that that's our primary responsibility, certainly for me,
one of two, the other one being managing emergencies and
serving as the director of the Office of Homeland Security.
And emergency management. Given the size of our county and

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just the fact that we're responsible for the budget of
a county government that serves almost five million people, it's
a very very important part of our responsibilities. My goal
in today and generally speaking.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Is twofold.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
One is transparency and the other one is fiscal responsibility.
And so I want folks to know that my priority today,
as it has been over the past few years have
been in office, and as it is going to be today,
is going to be physcal responsibility. But it's hard for
you all to verify that if there is not transparency.

(19:52):
And the fact of the matter is thank you. This
budget process is a little bit confusing, and I want
people to understand what's happening today. Uh well, actually, first
I want to explain how we got here. So think
of the county budget like a debit card. Okay, it's
a debit card. There's limited funding right now in Harris County.

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Unlike what you would do at home, we are way
past the money we have. In other words, our debit
card is on overdraft.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
That is the best.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
Way and clearest way to explain it. So the kinds
of costs that the county has right now, can all
be summed up in terms of maintenance that we need
in order to a lot of our areas, particularly in

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terms of healthcare services. We could always do more on
flood control, We could always do better on maintaining roads sidewalks.
I don't have to I don't have to tell anybody
about that, like a seventh grade watorially required costs. For example,
the cost of maintaining our jail is going up. That
doesn't mean that we're creating new investments in public safety.

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That just means that in order to maintain the standards
required by statute, we have to put more money into
the jail. If there are more people in the jail,
we need more detention officers because there's a staffing ratio.
And so when there are conversations about increased investments in
law enforcement or public safety, a lot of that statutory requirements.

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But because our debit card is already on overdraft, we
are going deeper and deeper into the whole. When we
have to increase those investments due to statutory requirements. Then
remember the fact that we're losing tens of millions of dollars,
hundreds of millions of dollars in federal funding, so our

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hospital system, our publicly hospital system, hars Health. The reason
this is relevant to you even if you have private
health health insurance and you go to a private hospital
is because Harris Health Ben Tob is one of only
two Level one trauma centers. If God forbid, you are
a loved one ends up in an accident in an emergency,
that's where they take you as Ben Tob the Level

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one trauma center, unless they send you to Memorial Herman one.
But you know, it really is the luck of the
draw at that point. So four hundred million dollars in
Harris Health funding right now in jeopardy because of federal
government cuts. That's an enormous amount of money, huge percentage

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of their budget.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
That was a.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Fund allocation, as Tom Ramsey has noted, when that came in,
he said, this is a temporary funding. We're not gonna
get this across forever. But that's not how they were.
They budgeted forever and then they go federal government's cutting
our budget.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
That's not how that worked, whether it be veterans or
big card.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
We gave you a little extra money for your allowance
because it was Christmas, and now it's January, and so
it's not on over it's not on supercharged overdrafts. It's
just you're a dumb ass and can't seem to figure
that out.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
This is this is the Michael Berry Show.

Speaker 10 (23:19):
Yeah, maybe be a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Eighty five had a million.

Speaker 10 (23:32):
Doctors five had a million.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Michael Barnes Rights mail bag Lenda had all go by
the way, it's l i n a.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
It's a Latina name. So if it was l e
in a, we pronounced Lena. It's l i in a.
That I makes an e, A makes an R, I makes.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Some e, E makes an a, oh makes a long oh,
and U makes a ooh.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
We got that.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
So he writes under the subject line Lena had ago.
Let the woman speak this morning. Her quote, simple presentation
on the budget is effective. Remember, everyone who listens to
you in the mornings is not a fellow right wing traveler.
Lots of US liberals listen in the morning. I am
a Democrat at all. Goo is a Democrat. Harris County

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is majority Democrat. Enough said. I don't know what Enough
said adds to that. I think he was building a
house of sand because the fact that the county is
majority Democrat. Does not make the stupidity, the graft, the corruption,

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the violence, the self dealing doesn't make it any better.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
It does not make it any better.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
And by the way, you present the wrong argument to me,
Michael Barnes, you are the guy who says, oh, a
lot of people agree with me, so I must be right.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
No, no, you're wrong. You're wrong.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
It's two boys, but you're wrong. Let's just say that.
And I don't need anybody else to ever agree with
me to know right from wrong. And that's the difference
between us. I know right from wrong. I have confidence
in my opinions and how I arrive at them. I'll
bet just based on how you structure disargument right here,

(25:24):
I'll bet your opinions are not typically very good. And
deep down you know that, deep down you know you
have inferior intellect. Deep down you know that the Democrat
party that you're so eager to support is not really
what you're supporting at all. You're mad at your daddy,
or you're mad at your ex boyfriend or girlfriend, or

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your neighbor or the kids who picked teams for sandlot
ball or basketball or MPE class. You're mad that you
were socially awkward. You're mad you had an any instead
of an outy. And I'm talking about belly buttons. You're
you're your your social awkwardness, your anxiety, your and maybe

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that's it. Maybe, Lena, maybe Lina makes you feel good
because you too have all these anxieties and and and
all this self loathing and hatred and doubt and you know,
deep down you're not good and you know that, and
so seeing someone else who's not good in a position
like this makes you feel better.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Hey, great, I got that.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
That's fine. The KPRC two feed. You can get Lina
uncut in the raw. Yes, straight straight Lena all the time.
You can get it straight there. But we here are
going to offer some commentary. And by the way, I
don't know if this guy's white or black, doesn't matter,
but this is the same kind of Democrats that will

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criticize the Republicans because that's really it's not they're not
really pro Democrat the thing that united Democrats, and this
is true of Mamdani. You know, people are shocked at
how are all these people coming out and supporting Mdani.
He's should be against everything they believe in. The Democrats
are not for anything. They're against other things. They're against

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organized religion because either booty sex is something they engage in,
and they feel indicted, they feel insulted, they feel ostracized.
That's why you got so many of these churches. Now,
my wife were in color My wife and I were
in Colorado this earlier this summer, and we're sitting out
front in a place down valley called the Village Smithy.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
And I don't eat breakfast because I don't eat till
the evening.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
But when I do on a weekend occasionally eat my
one meal, I do it. I like to do it
for brunch. I like to sleep in and go at
about noon with BedHead. Throw a ball cap on What
doesn't matter which ball cap I was wearing?

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Uh listence you asked.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
I think it was a Schlitzmant liquor ball cap that
has the bull on it. It's a blue it looks
like the cap looks from a distance like it's a
Detroit Lions ball cap.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Circle.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Billy Simms, not not Barry Sanders, Eric Kreeg. You got
Eric Kreeg on that team? You got Wayne font Was
it Font's Was it Wayne Fauns? What was this was
Wayne's last name?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
What was Wayne? Was he white?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
He's samoeing? He looks samowing, don't He looked like a
tick about to burst anyway. So we're sitting out front
and they always have a line. I mean, they always
have a weight. I hate a way.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I don't want to go to.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
You know, some people like to go places where there's
a weight because that validate again, this goes back to
Michael Bournes. That validates their their insecurity, inferiority, uncertainty. They
live constantly in doubt because they know they're not very
smart and they don't make good decisions and their life
proves it. And so those types of people like crowds.
They like if they show up and there's a long line,

(29:08):
they go, oh, okay, I didn't make another stupid decision.
I won't get this one wrong. I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
I hate it. But that's the way it is at
this place.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
And despite my efforts to be very very nice to
the two lesbian girls that are the daughter of the owner,
his daughter and her partner and overtip and be really
nice and talk about that, they still never said, here's
the back line. You can come and skip the line.
But I'm working it. I'm working it anyway. So we're
sitting out front and it becomes a complete and utter
freak show. I mean, it looked like boy George's dressing room.

(29:39):
You've got dudes that are you know, got the They
don't just do the purple hair anymore.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Oh no, no, no, they do.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
The purple and yellow, and the yellow always looks like
you're in on the snow and green all in one patch.
You know, it's like a New Orleans snow cone. You know,
they got the multiple colors and all that. It looks
dirty and the roots are coming out and on. And
then of course this is a dude. They're always fat.

(30:07):
Why are these people always fat? I never understood that,
but whatever, And they're always pasty. You ever notice that
they're always pasty and fat? And then they do the
hair and then I guess, I don't know if they
think this is what girls do or whatever. Then they
start piercing everything and multiple I like eight piercings on
the ear.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
What the hell happens?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Where do you end up in your life where you're like, okay,
I went to Claire's and got my ears pierced because
they've pierced more ears than anybody in history. But one
pierce per ear isn't weird. It doesn't turn people's stomach.
They don't lose their breakfast. They don't look away when
I come through the place while they're eating their meal.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
What can I do? Okay, let me do two? Okay?

Speaker 10 (30:50):
Two?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
All right, okay, suburban white girl can do two.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
You're crazy. But then you get to three.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
I think the point when you get to three, it's
a slippery slope at that point. I mean you just
go out there and then they're going all the way
up the ear. And now you don't do studs. When
you get up there, you start doing hoops and before
you know it, you're setting off a metal detector.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
What are you doing? How many? How many holes you're
going to put in your ear? What are you? What
are you thinking?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Is what cartilaginous substance in your body? Do you think
I gotta just put more metal on there? Just just
more hoops and hoops and hoops and hoops. This frenzied
mindness is crazy. They're coming to take me away, and
we've got a childhood education