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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load. So
Michael Very show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
One of my great honors in twenty years of doing
this program was when Rodney Crowell agreed to come in
sit across from me for the entirety of our evening show.
We talked about his relationship with the Cash family, Roseanne
and Johnny. We talked about his Houston upbringing and how
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he came to be known as the Houston Kid and
why he took great pride in that. We talked about
the wayside of his youth. We talked about the luminaries
who covered his song and how that made him feel
and what that did for his bank account. Talked about traveling,
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life on the road, maintaining personal relationships, the craft, the
artistry of songwriting. And I think Rodney Crowell is like
some of the great writers, Guy Clark being one of them.
I think he's the modern day poet. There was once
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a time we celebrated Lord Byron, Shakespeare, Marlowe. They were
the people who could express in words emotions and give us,
give us the phrases to employ ourselves for the deep emotions,
(01:53):
the tragedies, the joys, exaltations and that is what Rodney
Crowell represents him, a modern day poet, a word smith,
a man of letters, words, thoughts, ideas. And Ramon said, dude,
(02:13):
you're the biggest Rodney Crowell fan I've ever met. Yeah, well,
why don't I crossfade into a song here that is
you want to do Telephone Road? I said, no, no,
everybody knows Telephone Road. Well, why don't you pick a
song that you think represents the height of Rodney Crowell's
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great songwriting that maybe people haven't heard but they will
identify with. And I thought about it for a minute,
and I said, well, he's got a duo with Vince Gill.
They wrote it together, mostly Rodney, and they sing it together.
Starts with Vince goes into Rodney and he said, yeah,
give it to me and we'll play it. And I thought,
(02:58):
you know what, You're right, You're right. That is the
song that for me will share with you this Houston
product and great songwriting. And I think especially I don't
know if it's a men and women kind of song
like Dildo Humor, but it's a kind of song that
I feel like a lot of fellas can identify with,
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and maybe some ladies at night. The song is called
how can I kiss the lips at night that chew
my ass out all day long?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
She uses to call me baby.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I'm don't she such, but my things have changed since
times moved onward. I did for my life, doc.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Now she'll do is holler, Oh my life has become
a contry song.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I've learned.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
She cames just me by the way. She always misses
me and comes to bed at night with a cold cream.
Sometimes I'm might feel risky.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
But these days it's just too risky.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
It's hard to kiss the lift sadnight, that.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
You your ass out all day.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Ball that's work, that's work, play right there, all day long.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
It goes on and all.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
If a tree fell in the forehead, she didn't hear it,
would I still be wrong?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I guess I should admit it. She ain't never come
a quitted. It's hard to kiss the lift sadday, that
you your ass out all day long.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so
blue and shiny. God, you gotta see what's happened to her?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Crainy or what raining many things big enough to land
a small plane on small plane telling I used to
roll her in the clothing. But thank god those days are.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Over that.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
It's hard to kiss the little.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Sat Night that you your ass out all day long,
all day long.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
She knows.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
If some day they drop the big one, I'd say,
sweet Jesus is gonna finally leave me alone. It's all
alrighty boy, say.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Causer, Ray won't please.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
It's hard to.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Kiss the little Satday to your ass out.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
All day long. It's hard to.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Kiss the little Saturday to your ass.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Out all day long.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I know what you're thinking, Michael. I just tuned in
to get away from the world. Maybe catch up on
the news. It's some weather astros update, and Scott might
give me the traffic report over on Delldelle Road.
Speaker 9 (08:08):
Ol.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
He doesn't say Delldale Road doesn't sound like it doesn't.
I didn't expect you to give me high culture. That's
right up there with the Bellamy Brothers. If I said
you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Speaker 10 (08:21):
There's only one places so crazy, so totally wiko that
everybody has a party to Michael Barry show.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Hello, I'm David.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I'm hired with the Bellamy Brothers. And if I said
you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against
Michael Berry.
Speaker 11 (08:37):
If I said you.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Seek you swoll you angel? Would your treatment you five signs?
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Would you flop?
Speaker 12 (08:59):
See?
Speaker 13 (09:02):
If I said you have a get the lot of
that you wanted against me? Now we could talk all
night about the weather, could tell you about my friends.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Out on the course. I could ask a lot of
craze a question or ask you what I read.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I want to know.
Speaker 13 (09:43):
If I said that you have at the body, but
you hated against.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Me, man, I tell you not only a fan favorite,
but a club owner's favorite. Those boys, they showed up
in a good mood, happy to be there. You might
not think that's a big deal. A lot of bands
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show up grumpy, mad, furious, and they walk in the
door with a lot of drama already. Oh yeah, I
ain't thinking to drink. It's that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Traffic was horrible.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Not these boys shut up early, happy to sit down
and talk to you, happy to be there. What does
it look like tonight? And if you don't know, it's okay.
But you want us to greet fans before after both
how many folks you want us to greet? Anything? In particularly,
you want us to announce from the stage Are you
(10:42):
kidding me? Nobody does this. Guys, you just be you.
You're awesome, and they stand up there and they don't
do the the what was the band Smashing Pumpkins deal?
(11:05):
Where your twenty songs in? Before they play a song
that anybody knows? We got a new album out. I
know the stuff you like goes back to seventy six
and it's mostly late seventies and into the eighties. But
we got a new album we're trying to push in
the next fifteen of our sixteen song set is gonna
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be songs you never heard of. So you came to
see the Bellamy Brothers, but actually you're going to just
hear this band whose songs you never heard of. When
you're here with your girl, just sing along the songs
you knew well. They are just wonderful. I love and
adore them. They're fantastic. They're fantastic human beings. Fantastic human beings. So,
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since we're on the subject of bloopers, our team put together,
in short order, their favorite bloopers and our our collective
favorite is not technically a blooper, which is something gone
wrong on set. It was a prank called in by
a guy who lost his job, but let me say
(12:14):
I think it was well worth it. The credit where
it's due goes to KTVU in San Francisco.
Speaker 14 (12:22):
We have new information now.
Speaker 15 (12:24):
Also on the plane crash, k TV has just learned
the names of the.
Speaker 14 (12:28):
Four pilots who are on board the flight. They are
Captain some.
Speaker 15 (12:32):
Ting, Wong we Too Low, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang
dan Ao. The NTSB has confirmed these are the names
of the pilots on board flight two fourteen when it crashed.
We are working to determine exactly what roles each of
them played during the landing on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I could hear that one hundred times because each time
I have a new appreciation for one or the other
of the names.
Speaker 15 (12:57):
We have new information now. Also on the plane crash,
k TV has just learned the names of the four
pilots who are on board the flight. They are Captain
some Ting Wong we Too Low, Ho Lee Fuk, and
Bang dang Al. The NTSB has confirmed these are the
names of the pilots on board flight two fourteen when
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it crashed.
Speaker 14 (13:20):
We are working to determine.
Speaker 15 (13:21):
Exactly what roles each of them played during the landing
on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Can't you imagine how the pre show went. The anchor, Hey, hey, Barry,
that's the that's the news. Director Barry m oh, Bobby
Brymone wants to do director be Bobby?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Okay, Bobby?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Hey? Uh man or woman? Man? Okay, Bobby?
Speaker 16 (13:45):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Did you did you read through this? Did you read
through this this story?
Speaker 12 (13:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I got the gist. I had a plane crash. Okay, look,
I don't I don't have anything against it. I know
we're in San Francisco. You know, half the people listening
or Asian? How do you pronounce can y'all? Can y'all
roll the teleprompter? Okay, how do you pronounce that name?
Speaker 10 (14:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
That's holy? Oh uh, that's a long you. That's holy fuk,
holy fuk oh oh my goodness. Uh you know what?
Put that? You in all caps? I do not want
to do a a Rob Burgundy anchorman on that. I
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uh wow, okay, holy fuck, okay, holy holy Okay? Got
it all right? Well, just uh we'll do it live.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Go.
Speaker 15 (14:44):
We have new information now also on the plane crash.
K TV is just learned the names of the four
pilots who are on board the flight. They are captain
some Ting, Wong We, Too Low, Holy Fuk and Bang
dang Out. The NTSB has confirmed these are the names
of the pilots on board flight two fourteen when it crashed.
Speaker 14 (15:06):
We are working to determine.
Speaker 15 (15:07):
Exactly what roles each of them played during the landing
on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Last time, I promise. But the best part about the
fake media, fake news is she says it's been confirmed.
So if y'all were wondering who the people are that
have died, we've got the names and we've confirmed it.
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I dare say your confirmation process is not exactly airtight.
Listen to how it's been confirmed.
Speaker 15 (15:45):
We have new information now, also on the plane crash,
k TV has just learned the names of the.
Speaker 14 (15:50):
Four pilots who are on board the flight.
Speaker 15 (15:52):
They are Captain Something, Wong, We Too Low, holee Fuk,
and Bang dang Oo. The NTSB has confirmed these are
the names of the pilots on board flight two fourteen
when it crashed. We are working to determine exactly what
roles each of them played during the landing on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
The best part about it is the order in which
it's written. It's a joke within a joke. Some ting
Wong two. Oh it's you're crashing and in bangding and
who can forget viral sensation? Sweet brown in her apartment fire,
Yes this really happened.
Speaker 17 (16:35):
One resident describes her horrifying experience when she first realized
the complex was on fire.
Speaker 11 (16:41):
Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pop.
Then I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said, oh Lord,
Jesus is a fire.
Speaker 14 (16:50):
Then I ran out.
Speaker 11 (16:51):
I didn't grab no shoes and none Jesus a raying
for my life, and then the smoke.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Gat me got brug guides. Ain't nobody got time today show?
Hello everybody.
Speaker 10 (17:15):
I'm Rodney Millsap and I got forty number one hits,
but you're listening to the Tzar of radio Michael Barrett.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I wouldn't have missed it for the world, wouldn't have
missed loving you girl. You've made mind, he.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Says, I got forty number one hits, but you're listening
to the Tzar. I don't see the point cause me
too much.
Speaker 14 (17:49):
I lost you.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
It's the dope I wouldn't have listed for the world.
I'm trying to track this fellow down on my private
investigator is just about ready because I goaded him so
much to drive over to the man's house. If anybody
knows the mayor of Rosenberg, whose name is William Benton,
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he is pushing for a ban on door to door sells.
He does not want people to be able to come
into Rosenberg and come all the way up to your
door under the pretense of selling you something. I have
wanted this, believed in this, and nobody seems to carry
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It's like identity, theft and all the other stuff. It's
one of those things. Why should somebody be able to
trespass on your property and get all the way to
your door. It should be the case when you penetrate
from the sidewalk and you step onto the grass, we're
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racking around. Yeah, we're racking around right there. Keep coming
and that's it. This is private property. It's only a
society that doesn't respect that. I don't care if you're
selling the Mormon religion underwearing heaven, encyclopedias, vacuum cleaners. Since this,
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you shouldn't be able to come to people's door and
bang on the door. Little old ladies living by themselves
do not like this. Anyway. I'm trying to track down
William Benton. If somebody knows him, have him call in
seven one three nine nine nine one thousand. Seven one three,
nine nine nine one thousand. This is my spirit animal
Mayor nobody. I've never heard a mayor propose this. I
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absolutely love it and don't want to give the man
his due. I got a fiddle at seven one three,
nine nine nine one thousand, or you can send me
an email through the website Michael berryshow dot com with
his cell phone and how to reach him. Somebody knows
Rosenberg's mayor, William Benton and Paul Baker, the greatest private
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investigator out there since Rockford Files. Has not been able
to track him down yet. And he said, I'm driving
over to his house, and I said, we'll give it
five more minutes. Let me put it out there since
we're talking about TV news bloopers. This was a short
local news interview that went viral and earned a sweet
Brown and endorsement deal.
Speaker 17 (20:29):
One resident describes her horrifying experience when she first realized
the complex was on fire.
Speaker 11 (20:35):
Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pop.
Then I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said, oh, Lord Jesus'
is a fire then I ran out. I didn't grab
no shoes or none. Jesus a raying for my life,
and then the.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Smoke got me. I God, brug guides. This ain't nobody
got time for that, Sweet Brown?
Speaker 8 (20:58):
Can you tell us what happened?
Speaker 11 (21:00):
Well, I woke up to go give me a cop pop,
and then I realized my tooth was hurting.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Then I said, oh Lord, Jesus is a toothache. And
nobody got tapped it. So I called shortline dinner and
they got me in the same day. Man, I got
tap for it, but sure everybody got taped for it, as.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Was the trend at the time. Someone auto tuned Sweet
Brown's interview.
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Hey, nobody got tam for it.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Anybody get tempered it and nobody can tamped.
Speaker 11 (21:38):
It, and nobody can tap anybody get anybody can tempered it.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Anybody can tempered it, and nobody can tamped it. Can't
nobody can nobody.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Get the temp it. One of Chad's favorite viral moments.
His submission to the group was Antoine Dodson, Remember antwine.
Speaker 18 (21:57):
They're fucking moments for a woman who woke up to
a range man in bed with her. The woman screamed
Her brother rushed into help and tried to fight the
offender off at breaking happened early this morning in the
five hundred block of.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Webster Drive in Huntsville.
Speaker 18 (22:11):
W f F fort E's Elizabeth Jella caught up with
the victims. Elizabeth emotions were running high and.
Speaker 16 (22:17):
Mark the woman.
Speaker 9 (22:18):
The victim tells us that a man broke into her
house and tried to rape her. Her brother went in
and he tried to help.
Speaker 16 (22:25):
Her out, but the man got.
Speaker 9 (22:26):
Away, leaving behind though evidence of his visits. Kelly Dodson
was asleep with a little girl inside their apartment on
Webster Drive when I was attacked by some idiot from
out here in the projects.
Speaker 16 (22:40):
Dodson says.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
Her attacker used a garbage can to climb onto the
unit's ledge, open the upstairs window, and then he got
in bed with her.
Speaker 16 (22:48):
If you tried to rape me, he tried to pull
my clothes.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Dodson struggled with her attacker, knocking over items in her bedroom,
and Dwayne Dodson heard his sister screamed and ran to help.
Speaker 16 (22:58):
Well, obviously we have a rapists in Lincoln Park. He's
climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up trying
to rape them. So y'all needs a hiji kids, hides
your wife and hadji hug because they're raping everybody out here.
Speaker 9 (23:13):
The attacker got loosen went out the upstairs window, but
he did leave something behind.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
We got your t's shouting and left finger prints and
all you are so dumb.
Speaker 16 (23:22):
You are really dumb for real.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
A crime, sayn investigator photographed and dusted for prints on
the lid of the garbage can and the window.
Speaker 16 (23:29):
Pane and ledge.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
None of what she says is important. After that, it's
all Antoine Dowson, and as was the trend at the time,
because that's about the same time as Sweet Brown. Uh,
they auto tuned Antoine Dodson.
Speaker 16 (23:46):
Well, obviously we have a rapists in Lincoln Park. He's
clamming in your windows.
Speaker 18 (23:53):
He's snatching your people up, trying to rape from So
y'all need to haigja che paje of white haija chants paja.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
White dig This was at that time. Everything was funny.
We put together a montage of local news bloopers to
take us to break because we do love local news bloopers.
Speaker 14 (24:14):
D d mega doo doo. I'm sorry, man, goo do.
Speaker 9 (24:18):
Once it's turned on, the sign will spell out deli
cat essen.
Speaker 14 (24:23):
Can you demonstrate for us what it's like to brush
our teeth?
Speaker 18 (24:26):
Put just a little bit. Certainly it's gonna be areas
of drist and missile drissed and what am I saying here?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Missed and drizzle?
Speaker 9 (24:34):
I literally combined both.
Speaker 12 (24:35):
I just kept hearing it.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'm ducking and everything in the house.
Speaker 16 (24:40):
I'm I got scared. I dropped my hot hockey.
Speaker 14 (24:43):
I'm getting excited about that. Sixty nine.
Speaker 15 (24:45):
I mean, that's pretty good this time of year, isn't that.
Speaker 14 (24:49):
I know you're excited about the wind, but that sixty nine.
Speaker 15 (24:52):
Over the last two years, hundreds of landed in the
Summit County Medical Examiner's office.
Speaker 14 (24:57):
My brother used to break in our house and steal
the TV.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
But now he's dead.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
We'll finally sit around and cook some soups and eat bread.
Speaker 12 (25:07):
And desserts and just get on fat and say, see.
Speaker 17 (25:11):
A slight chance of some participation, participation, participate per per
it's rain. It's gonna bring a possibility of some rain
that will be moving into our area.
Speaker 14 (25:23):
Did you grab anything when you look up the.
Speaker 11 (25:25):
Drab nothing but Totino's pizza out of refrigerator and my
doggie and we left.
Speaker 10 (25:32):
That's it.
Speaker 11 (25:32):
I tried to grab some other things, but they wasn't
even worth it.
Speaker 12 (25:36):
The last name please Erica and canase go fust the lost?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
If I st la st I met you last nime.
Speaker 18 (25:51):
Well, the sign says that it's four quarters for an hour,
but a quarter only gets you fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
So if my math is correct, that's not an hour.
Speaker 12 (26:00):
That's not an hour, but it is.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
You normally smoke, mister Biden. The Michael Berry Show, this
is guitar Steve Cropper. When I'm not on the road,
I'm sitting on the dock of the bay, listen to
the Michael Berry.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Show, sitting in the morning sun. I'll be sitting and
dig Eve and come watching the ship's rolling and then
I'm watch him roll away again. Yeah, I'm sitting on
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the dock of the bay watching the time. Love sitting
on the dock of the bay, wasting time.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So the boys from Nadville one coming from behind again.
These kids don't quit is an impressive group of kids.
And I think does Lamar play today? Do you know
if somebody knows the kids from Richmond Lamar Little League.
I can't remember if their next game was last night
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or tonight, but I would like to know. Unfortunately, the
Knaedville game they put on ESPN Plus, which you got
to pay twelve bucks a month for, and that's their
little scheme to get people in all the little towns
across the country to sign up for something that we
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don't want other than to Watchnidville Little League. I suppose
you can cancel it afterwards. I'd like to know Cookie
Havens or whoever can help me with Lamar and Nadville
where folks can go if they want to be around
there and watch the game. There has to be some
barbecue joint, some church, some some in BFW Hall where
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you can go in Nadville and or Richmond. They're not
very far apart from each other and just go support
the boys and cheer for them. This past weekend, the
World Dog Surfing Championship went down in California, and it
is exactly what you would think.
Speaker 16 (28:29):
It is.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Dogs by themselves on a surfboard, fourteen miles of San
Francis south of San Francisco in Pacifica and thousands of
spectators to watch these dogs ride the surfboard. Now this
is a visual not an audio story, but I got
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to tell you, if you can imagine how cool it is,
go check it out for yourself. It is hilarious. This
was brought to our attention by executive producer chat Nakanishi,
who I will remind you is a first class surfer.
Spent his entire childhood in Hawaii surfing, and that's why
when I met him, he had no front teeth and
was missing most of his teeth because at some point
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the surf crashed into a jagged rock, shattering what was
inside his mouth, and he's fumbling around in the ocean
trying to find his teeth as if they're going to
be able to put them back. Unbelievable, and it didn't
even bother me. He was wearing a bridge when I
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met him, and he's just about to get married a
couple of months were getting married, so we were able
to get him the night. He got the best head
of teeth in the whole group. My grandmother Nanny would
have said, he got a good head of teeth. The
Asian fellow on Yalls that works with you, what's his name,
Chad Nakanishi Chad hoot, what Chaddahoochie?
Speaker 15 (29:55):
What just chad?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Nanny just chattledoo. When I would introduce my friend to her,
she could never pronounce their names. You know that had
real exotic names like Brandon. She would have said, will
I'll tell you what. One thing about him, he's got
a good head of teeth, like it's cattle. I'm not
even getting you. We ought to tell doctor Guy Lewis,
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you'll have a good head of teeth after you come
see us. The story from the kc RA TV station.
Speaker 12 (30:27):
It's a tradition uniquely California. From the littlest of guys
to the big girls in tutus and even some surfing duos.
Each competitor handled the rough waves.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Like a tree throw. The dogs all go home thickure,
they just had a great day.
Speaker 12 (30:42):
The World Dog Surfing Championship in PACIFICA attracts a good
boys and good girls from up and down the PCCh
and across the world. Their owners tag.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Along to the dog is Sammy Jr.
Speaker 12 (30:52):
Sammy j R.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, Sammy when he's a good boy in Jr. When
he does something wrong.
Speaker 12 (30:56):
Don has been competing with his dogs for years, but
this is Sam's first time at the World Championship at
eleven months.
Speaker 10 (31:04):
It's pretty amazing what he's doing. So today I'm the
oldest handler and he's the youngest dog.
Speaker 12 (31:08):
But together they know a thing or two about hangington
and letting the wave take you in.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
It takes time, it takes effort. Well, practice is important.
Speaker 12 (31:16):
It's the bond between dog and humans that will make
you win.
Speaker 10 (31:20):
You tam The bond you have with a dog becomes
amazing because when you are out in the ocean, you're
asking him to do something way beyond what they would
be doing by themselves, and as a result, you end
up with a bond with your dog. It's just because
he has to totally trust you to do this. Yeah,
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and you have to build that trust and then you
just you can't believe it.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
I love it.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
Now.
Speaker 12 (31:45):
This is probably the part where I tell you who
won the competition.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
But let me tell you they all had fun. They
all won, all right.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Lamar literally plays next Wedness Day.
Speaker 12 (31:58):
Do we know what?
Speaker 14 (31:58):
Time?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Seven pm Central? And they're gonna play the game at
Creekside Christian Church. I'll what, Yeah, they're gonna broadcast the game.
They're not gonna play the game there. I'll bet you
so Creekside Christian Church next Weddness Day, seven pm. I'll
bet you there's an enterprising bar owner in the Richmond
(32:23):
area as well, maybe a Sandy mcgee'e or a what
is it called another place in time, the soda shop. Yeah,
I'll bet you there's some bar down in Richmond that
is willing to put the game on and host a
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crowd if they'll let us know who they are. If
you're in the Richmond area Richmond, Rosenberg, who's mayor for
some reason, does not want to call our show and
get the credit he's due over this. You can't come
to my front door. No solicitation. I got an email
from from Diana says Elago, Texas has had a no
(33:12):
solicitation ordinance for decades. We love it. I'm listening. You
can call me whatever name you want. I don't want
people from outside the neighborhood coming into my neighborhood. And
I damn sure don't want you in my yard. And
I absolutely positively do not want you at my door,
period end of story. That that's what private property means
(33:38):
to me. I don't there are bad people out there.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
We all know it.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
There are very bad people. They ride around gangbanging, stealing stuff,
raping people, smashing stuff. I wish they were shot dead.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I do.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I mean it. Oh, Michael, you don't mean.
Speaker 16 (34:03):
You don't know me?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yes, I do. Those are rabbit dogs. You don't allow
rabbit dogs to run loose. They are unfixable. You can
write your PhD thesis about him. You can have Susan
Sarendon make love to them in the prison commissary. You
can humanize them, you can victimize them, you can defend them.
(34:25):
You can think you're so clever, because instead, this is
the white man's downfall, this desperate desire when somebody kills
your child, to somehow decide that person's a good person,
and we donet forgive him, and we're gonna move him
into little Billy's bedroom and give him everything little Billy
would have had, because it's the right thing to do.
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He will devour you. He's already killed little Billy. What
you ought to do is walk up to him, put
a gun to his temple, blast his brains throughout the courtroom.
There's not a jury in Texas that would convict you.
That's what ought to be done. Doctor ed Stasney. My
voice doctor told me not to scream.
Speaker 14 (35:05):
I won't scream.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Michael, you can make your point just as well, use
your brain, not your vocal reports. But I don't feel
like I don't feel like he really understood the crime threat.
I really don't
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load. So
Michael Very show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
One of my great honors in twenty years of doing
this program was when Rodney Crowell agreed to come in
sit across from me for the entirety of our evening show.
We talked about his relationship with the Cash family, Roseanne
and Johnny. We talked about his Houston upbringing and how
(00:47):
he came to be known as the Houston Kid and
why he took great pride in that. We talked about
the wayside of his youth. We talked about the luminaries
who covered his song and how that made him feel
and what that did for his bank account. Talked about traveling,
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life on the road, maintaining personal relationships, the craft, the
artistry of songwriting. And I think Rodney Crowell is like
some of the great writers, Guy Clark being one of them.
I think he's the modern day poet. There was once
(01:32):
a time we celebrated Lord Byron, Shakespeare, Marlowe. They were
the people who could express in words emotions and give us,
give us the phrases to employ ourselves for the deep emotions,
(01:53):
the tragedies, the joys, exaltations and that is what Rodney
Crowell represents him, a modern day poet, a word smith,
a man of letters, words, thoughts, ideas. And Ramon said, dude,
(02:13):
you're the biggest Rodney Crowell fan I've ever met. Yeah, well,
why don't I crossfade into a song here that is
you want to do Telephone Road? I said, no, no,
everybody knows Telephone Road. Well, why don't you pick a
song that you think represents the height of Rodney Crowell's
(02:36):
great songwriting that maybe people haven't heard but they will
identify with. And I thought about it for a minute,
and I said, well, he's got a duo with Vince Gill.
They wrote it together, mostly Rodney, and they sing it together.
Starts with Vince goes into Rodney and he said, yeah,
give it to me and we'll play it. And I thought,
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you know what, You're right, You're right. That is the
song that for me will share with you this Houston
product and great songwriting. And I think especially I don't
know if it's a men and women kind of song
like Dildo Humor, but it's a kind of song that
I feel like a lot of fellas can identify with,
(03:20):
and maybe some ladies at night. The song is called
how can I kiss the lips at night that chew
my ass out all day long?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
She uses to call me baby.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I'm don't she such, but my things have changed since
times moved onward. I did for my life, doc.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Now she'll do is holler, Oh my life has become
a contry song.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I've learned.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
She cames just me by the way. She always misses
me and comes to bed at night with a cold cream.
Sometimes I'm might feel risky.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
But these days it's just too risky.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
It's hard to kiss the lift sadnight, that.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
You your ass out all day.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Ball that's work, that's work, play right there, all day long.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
It goes on and all.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
If a tree fell in the forehead, she didn't hear it,
would I still be wrong?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I guess I should admit it. She ain't never come
a quitted. It's hard to kiss the lift sadday, that
you your ass out all day long.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so
blue and shiny. God, you gotta see what's happened to her?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Crainy or what raining many things big enough to land
a small plane on small plane telling I used to
roll her in the clothing. But thank god those days are.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Over that.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
It's hard to kiss the little.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Sat Night that you your ass out all day long,
all day long.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
She knows.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
If some day they drop the big one, I'd say,
sweet Jesus is gonna finally leave me alone. It's all
alrighty boy, say.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Causer, Ray won't please.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
It's hard to.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Kiss the little Satday to your ass out.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
All day long. It's hard to.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Kiss the little Saturday to your ass.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Out all day long.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I know what you're thinking, Michael. I just tuned in
to get away from the world. Maybe catch up on
the news. It's some weather astros update, and Scott might
give me the traffic report over on Delldelle Road.
Speaker 9 (08:08):
Ol.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
He doesn't say Delldale Road doesn't sound like it doesn't.
I didn't expect you to give me high culture. That's
right up there with the Bellamy Brothers. If I said
you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Speaker 10 (08:21):
There's only one places so crazy, so totally wiko that
everybody has a party to Michael Barry show.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Hello, I'm David.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I'm hired with the Bellamy Brothers. And if I said
you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against
Michael Berry.
Speaker 11 (08:37):
If I said you.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Seek you swoll you angel? Would your treatment you five signs?
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Would you flop?
Speaker 12 (08:59):
See?
Speaker 13 (09:02):
If I said you have a get the lot of
that you wanted against me? Now we could talk all
night about the weather, could tell you about my friends.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Out on the course. I could ask a lot of
craze a question or ask you what I read.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I want to know.
Speaker 13 (09:43):
If I said that you have at the body, but
you hated against.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Me, man, I tell you not only a fan favorite,
but a club owner's favorite. Those boys, they showed up
in a good mood, happy to be there. You might
not think that's a big deal. A lot of bands
(10:10):
show up grumpy, mad, furious, and they walk in the
door with a lot of drama already. Oh yeah, I
ain't thinking to drink. It's that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Traffic was horrible.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Not these boys shut up early, happy to sit down
and talk to you, happy to be there. What does
it look like tonight? And if you don't know, it's okay.
But you want us to greet fans before after both
how many folks you want us to greet? Anything? In particularly,
you want us to announce from the stage Are you
(10:42):
kidding me? Nobody does this. Guys, you just be you.
You're awesome, and they stand up there and they don't
do the the what was the band Smashing Pumpkins deal?
(11:05):
Where your twenty songs in? Before they play a song
that anybody knows? We got a new album out. I
know the stuff you like goes back to seventy six
and it's mostly late seventies and into the eighties. But
we got a new album we're trying to push in
the next fifteen of our sixteen song set is gonna
(11:27):
be songs you never heard of. So you came to
see the Bellamy Brothers, but actually you're going to just
hear this band whose songs you never heard of. When
you're here with your girl, just sing along the songs
you knew well. They are just wonderful. I love and
adore them. They're fantastic. They're fantastic human beings. Fantastic human beings. So,
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since we're on the subject of bloopers, our team put together,
in short order, their favorite bloopers and our our collective
favorite is not technically a blooper, which is something gone
wrong on set. It was a prank called in by
a guy who lost his job, but let me say
(12:14):
I think it was well worth it. The credit where
it's due goes to KTVU in San Francisco.
Speaker 14 (12:22):
We have new information now.
Speaker 15 (12:24):
Also on the plane crash, k TV has just learned
the names of the.
Speaker 14 (12:28):
Four pilots who are on board the flight. They are
Captain some.
Speaker 15 (12:32):
Ting, Wong we Too Low, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang
dan Ao. The NTSB has confirmed these are the names
of the pilots on board flight two fourteen when it crashed.
We are working to determine exactly what roles each of
them played during the landing on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I could hear that one hundred times because each time
I have a new appreciation for one or the other
of the names.
Speaker 15 (12:57):
We have new information now. Also on the plane crash,
k TV has just learned the names of the four
pilots who are on board the flight. They are Captain
some Ting Wong we Too Low, Ho Lee Fuk, and
Bang dang Al. The NTSB has confirmed these are the
names of the pilots on board flight two fourteen when
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it crashed.
Speaker 14 (13:20):
We are working to determine.
Speaker 15 (13:21):
Exactly what roles each of them played during the landing
on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Can't you imagine how the pre show went. The anchor, Hey, hey, Barry,
that's the that's the news. Director Barry m oh, Bobby
Brymone wants to do director be Bobby?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Okay, Bobby?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Hey? Uh man or woman? Man? Okay, Bobby?
Speaker 16 (13:45):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Did you did you read through this? Did you read
through this this story?
Speaker 12 (13:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I got the gist. I had a plane crash. Okay, look,
I don't I don't have anything against it. I know
we're in San Francisco. You know, half the people listening
or Asian? How do you pronounce can y'all? Can y'all
roll the teleprompter? Okay, how do you pronounce that name?
Speaker 10 (14:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
That's holy? Oh uh, that's a long you. That's holy fuk,
holy fuk oh oh my goodness. Uh you know what?
Put that? You in all caps? I do not want
to do a a Rob Burgundy anchorman on that. I
(14:33):
uh wow, okay, holy fuck, okay, holy holy Okay? Got
it all right? Well, just uh we'll do it live.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Go.
Speaker 15 (14:44):
We have new information now also on the plane crash.
K TV is just learned the names of the four
pilots who are on board the flight. They are captain
some Ting, Wong We, Too Low, Holy Fuk and Bang
dang Out. The NTSB has confirmed these are the names
of the pilots on board flight two fourteen when it crashed.
Speaker 14 (15:06):
We are working to determine.
Speaker 15 (15:07):
Exactly what roles each of them played during the landing
on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Last time, I promise. But the best part about the
fake media, fake news is she says it's been confirmed.
So if y'all were wondering who the people are that
have died, we've got the names and we've confirmed it.
(15:35):
I dare say your confirmation process is not exactly airtight.
Listen to how it's been confirmed.
Speaker 15 (15:45):
We have new information now, also on the plane crash,
k TV has just learned the names of the.
Speaker 14 (15:50):
Four pilots who are on board the flight.
Speaker 15 (15:52):
They are Captain Something, Wong, We Too Low, holee Fuk,
and Bang dang Oo. The NTSB has confirmed these are
the names of the pilots on board flight two fourteen
when it crashed. We are working to determine exactly what
roles each of them played during the landing on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
The best part about it is the order in which
it's written. It's a joke within a joke. Some ting
Wong two. Oh it's you're crashing and in bangding and
who can forget viral sensation? Sweet brown in her apartment fire,
Yes this really happened.
Speaker 17 (16:35):
One resident describes her horrifying experience when she first realized
the complex was on fire.
Speaker 11 (16:41):
Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pop.
Then I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said, oh Lord,
Jesus is a fire.
Speaker 14 (16:50):
Then I ran out.
Speaker 11 (16:51):
I didn't grab no shoes and none Jesus a raying
for my life, and then the smoke.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Gat me got brug guides. Ain't nobody got time today show?
Hello everybody.
Speaker 10 (17:15):
I'm Rodney Millsap and I got forty number one hits,
but you're listening to the Tzar of radio Michael Barrett.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I wouldn't have missed it for the world, wouldn't have
missed loving you girl. You've made mind, he.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Says, I got forty number one hits, but you're listening
to the Tzar. I don't see the point cause me
too much.
Speaker 14 (17:49):
I lost you.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
It's the dope I wouldn't have listed for the world.
I'm trying to track this fellow down on my private
investigator is just about ready because I goaded him so
much to drive over to the man's house. If anybody
knows the mayor of Rosenberg, whose name is William Benton,
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he is pushing for a ban on door to door sells.
He does not want people to be able to come
into Rosenberg and come all the way up to your
door under the pretense of selling you something. I have
wanted this, believed in this, and nobody seems to carry
(18:40):
It's like identity, theft and all the other stuff. It's
one of those things. Why should somebody be able to
trespass on your property and get all the way to
your door. It should be the case when you penetrate
from the sidewalk and you step onto the grass, we're
(19:00):
racking around. Yeah, we're racking around right there. Keep coming
and that's it. This is private property. It's only a
society that doesn't respect that. I don't care if you're
selling the Mormon religion underwearing heaven, encyclopedias, vacuum cleaners. Since this,
(19:23):
you shouldn't be able to come to people's door and
bang on the door. Little old ladies living by themselves
do not like this. Anyway. I'm trying to track down
William Benton. If somebody knows him, have him call in
seven one three nine nine nine one thousand. Seven one three,
nine nine nine one thousand. This is my spirit animal
Mayor nobody. I've never heard a mayor propose this. I
(19:47):
absolutely love it and don't want to give the man
his due. I got a fiddle at seven one three,
nine nine nine one thousand, or you can send me
an email through the website Michael berryshow dot com with
his cell phone and how to reach him. Somebody knows
Rosenberg's mayor, William Benton and Paul Baker, the greatest private
(20:07):
investigator out there since Rockford Files. Has not been able
to track him down yet. And he said, I'm driving
over to his house, and I said, we'll give it
five more minutes. Let me put it out there since
we're talking about TV news bloopers. This was a short
local news interview that went viral and earned a sweet
Brown and endorsement deal.
Speaker 17 (20:29):
One resident describes her horrifying experience when she first realized
the complex was on fire.
Speaker 11 (20:35):
Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pop.
Then I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said, oh, Lord Jesus'
is a fire then I ran out. I didn't grab
no shoes or none. Jesus a raying for my life,
and then the.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Smoke got me. I God, brug guides. This ain't nobody
got time for that, Sweet Brown?
Speaker 8 (20:58):
Can you tell us what happened?
Speaker 11 (21:00):
Well, I woke up to go give me a cop pop,
and then I realized my tooth was hurting.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Then I said, oh Lord, Jesus is a toothache. And
nobody got tapped it. So I called shortline dinner and
they got me in the same day. Man, I got
tap for it, but sure everybody got taped for it, as.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Was the trend at the time. Someone auto tuned Sweet
Brown's interview.
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Hey, nobody got tam for it.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Anybody get tempered it and nobody can tamped.
Speaker 11 (21:38):
It, and nobody can tap anybody get anybody can tempered it.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Anybody can tempered it, and nobody can tamped it. Can't
nobody can nobody.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Get the temp it. One of Chad's favorite viral moments.
His submission to the group was Antoine Dodson, Remember antwine.
Speaker 18 (21:57):
They're fucking moments for a woman who woke up to
a range man in bed with her. The woman screamed
Her brother rushed into help and tried to fight the
offender off at breaking happened early this morning in the
five hundred block of.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Webster Drive in Huntsville.
Speaker 18 (22:11):
W f F fort E's Elizabeth Jella caught up with
the victims. Elizabeth emotions were running high and.
Speaker 16 (22:17):
Mark the woman.
Speaker 9 (22:18):
The victim tells us that a man broke into her
house and tried to rape her. Her brother went in
and he tried to help.
Speaker 16 (22:25):
Her out, but the man got.
Speaker 9 (22:26):
Away, leaving behind though evidence of his visits. Kelly Dodson
was asleep with a little girl inside their apartment on
Webster Drive when I was attacked by some idiot from
out here in the projects.
Speaker 16 (22:40):
Dodson says.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
Her attacker used a garbage can to climb onto the
unit's ledge, open the upstairs window, and then he got
in bed with her.
Speaker 16 (22:48):
If you tried to rape me, he tried to pull
my clothes.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Dodson struggled with her attacker, knocking over items in her bedroom,
and Dwayne Dodson heard his sister screamed and ran to help.
Speaker 16 (22:58):
Well, obviously we have a rapists in Lincoln Park. He's
climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up trying
to rape them. So y'all needs a hiji kids, hides
your wife and hadji hug because they're raping everybody out here.
Speaker 9 (23:13):
The attacker got loosen went out the upstairs window, but
he did leave something behind.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
We got your t's shouting and left finger prints and
all you are so dumb.
Speaker 16 (23:22):
You are really dumb for real.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
A crime, sayn investigator photographed and dusted for prints on
the lid of the garbage can and the window.
Speaker 16 (23:29):
Pane and ledge.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
None of what she says is important. After that, it's
all Antoine Dowson, and as was the trend at the time,
because that's about the same time as Sweet Brown. Uh,
they auto tuned Antoine Dodson.
Speaker 16 (23:46):
Well, obviously we have a rapists in Lincoln Park. He's
clamming in your windows.
Speaker 18 (23:53):
He's snatching your people up, trying to rape from So
y'all need to haigja che paje of white haija chants paja.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
White dig This was at that time. Everything was funny.
We put together a montage of local news bloopers to
take us to break because we do love local news bloopers.
Speaker 14 (24:14):
D d mega doo doo. I'm sorry, man, goo do.
Speaker 9 (24:18):
Once it's turned on, the sign will spell out deli
cat essen.
Speaker 14 (24:23):
Can you demonstrate for us what it's like to brush
our teeth?
Speaker 18 (24:26):
Put just a little bit. Certainly it's gonna be areas
of drist and missile drissed and what am I saying here?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Missed and drizzle?
Speaker 9 (24:34):
I literally combined both.
Speaker 12 (24:35):
I just kept hearing it.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'm ducking and everything in the house.
Speaker 16 (24:40):
I'm I got scared. I dropped my hot hockey.
Speaker 14 (24:43):
I'm getting excited about that. Sixty nine.
Speaker 15 (24:45):
I mean, that's pretty good this time of year, isn't that.
Speaker 14 (24:49):
I know you're excited about the wind, but that sixty nine.
Speaker 15 (24:52):
Over the last two years, hundreds of landed in the
Summit County Medical Examiner's office.
Speaker 14 (24:57):
My brother used to break in our house and steal
the TV.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
But now he's dead.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
We'll finally sit around and cook some soups and eat bread.
Speaker 12 (25:07):
And desserts and just get on fat and say, see.
Speaker 17 (25:11):
A slight chance of some participation, participation, participate per per
it's rain. It's gonna bring a possibility of some rain
that will be moving into our area.
Speaker 14 (25:23):
Did you grab anything when you look up the.
Speaker 11 (25:25):
Drab nothing but Totino's pizza out of refrigerator and my
doggie and we left.
Speaker 10 (25:32):
That's it.
Speaker 11 (25:32):
I tried to grab some other things, but they wasn't
even worth it.
Speaker 12 (25:36):
The last name please Erica and canase go fust the lost?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
If I st la st I met you last nime.
Speaker 18 (25:51):
Well, the sign says that it's four quarters for an hour,
but a quarter only gets you fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
So if my math is correct, that's not an hour.
Speaker 12 (26:00):
That's not an hour, but it is.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
You normally smoke, mister Biden. The Michael Berry Show, this
is guitar Steve Cropper. When I'm not on the road,
I'm sitting on the dock of the bay, listen to
the Michael Berry.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Show, sitting in the morning sun. I'll be sitting and
dig Eve and come watching the ship's rolling and then
I'm watch him roll away again. Yeah, I'm sitting on
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the dock of the bay watching the time. Love sitting
on the dock of the bay, wasting time.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So the boys from Nadville one coming from behind again.
These kids don't quit is an impressive group of kids.
And I think does Lamar play today? Do you know
if somebody knows the kids from Richmond Lamar Little League.
I can't remember if their next game was last night
(27:25):
or tonight, but I would like to know. Unfortunately, the
Knaedville game they put on ESPN Plus, which you got
to pay twelve bucks a month for, and that's their
little scheme to get people in all the little towns
across the country to sign up for something that we
(27:45):
don't want other than to Watchnidville Little League. I suppose
you can cancel it afterwards. I'd like to know Cookie
Havens or whoever can help me with Lamar and Nadville
where folks can go if they want to be around
there and watch the game. There has to be some
barbecue joint, some church, some some in BFW Hall where
(28:08):
you can go in Nadville and or Richmond. They're not
very far apart from each other and just go support
the boys and cheer for them. This past weekend, the
World Dog Surfing Championship went down in California, and it
is exactly what you would think.
Speaker 16 (28:29):
It is.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Dogs by themselves on a surfboard, fourteen miles of San
Francis south of San Francisco in Pacifica and thousands of
spectators to watch these dogs ride the surfboard. Now this
is a visual not an audio story, but I got
(28:52):
to tell you, if you can imagine how cool it is,
go check it out for yourself. It is hilarious. This
was brought to our attention by executive producer chat Nakanishi,
who I will remind you is a first class surfer.
Spent his entire childhood in Hawaii surfing, and that's why
when I met him, he had no front teeth and
was missing most of his teeth because at some point
(29:15):
the surf crashed into a jagged rock, shattering what was
inside his mouth, and he's fumbling around in the ocean
trying to find his teeth as if they're going to
be able to put them back. Unbelievable, and it didn't
even bother me. He was wearing a bridge when I
(29:35):
met him, and he's just about to get married a
couple of months were getting married, so we were able
to get him the night. He got the best head
of teeth in the whole group. My grandmother Nanny would
have said, he got a good head of teeth. The
Asian fellow on Yalls that works with you, what's his name,
Chad Nakanishi Chad hoot, what Chaddahoochie?
Speaker 15 (29:55):
What just chad?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Nanny just chattledoo. When I would introduce my friend to her,
she could never pronounce their names. You know that had
real exotic names like Brandon. She would have said, will
I'll tell you what. One thing about him, he's got
a good head of teeth, like it's cattle. I'm not
even getting you. We ought to tell doctor Guy Lewis,
(30:17):
you'll have a good head of teeth after you come
see us. The story from the kc RA TV station.
Speaker 12 (30:27):
It's a tradition uniquely California. From the littlest of guys
to the big girls in tutus and even some surfing duos.
Each competitor handled the rough waves.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Like a tree throw. The dogs all go home thickure,
they just had a great day.
Speaker 12 (30:42):
The World Dog Surfing Championship in PACIFICA attracts a good
boys and good girls from up and down the PCCh
and across the world. Their owners tag.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Along to the dog is Sammy Jr.
Speaker 12 (30:52):
Sammy j R.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, Sammy when he's a good boy in Jr. When
he does something wrong.
Speaker 12 (30:56):
Don has been competing with his dogs for years, but
this is Sam's first time at the World Championship at
eleven months.
Speaker 10 (31:04):
It's pretty amazing what he's doing. So today I'm the
oldest handler and he's the youngest dog.
Speaker 12 (31:08):
But together they know a thing or two about hangington
and letting the wave take you in.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
It takes time, it takes effort. Well, practice is important.
Speaker 12 (31:16):
It's the bond between dog and humans that will make
you win.
Speaker 10 (31:20):
You tam The bond you have with a dog becomes
amazing because when you are out in the ocean, you're
asking him to do something way beyond what they would
be doing by themselves, and as a result, you end
up with a bond with your dog. It's just because
he has to totally trust you to do this. Yeah,
(31:40):
and you have to build that trust and then you
just you can't believe it.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
I love it.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
Now.
Speaker 12 (31:45):
This is probably the part where I tell you who
won the competition.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
But let me tell you they all had fun. They
all won, all right.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Lamar literally plays next Wedness Day.
Speaker 12 (31:58):
Do we know what?
Speaker 14 (31:58):
Time?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Seven pm Central? And they're gonna play the game at
Creekside Christian Church. I'll what, Yeah, they're gonna broadcast the game.
They're not gonna play the game there. I'll bet you
so Creekside Christian Church next Weddness Day, seven pm. I'll
bet you there's an enterprising bar owner in the Richmond
(32:23):
area as well, maybe a Sandy mcgee'e or a what
is it called another place in time, the soda shop. Yeah,
I'll bet you there's some bar down in Richmond that
is willing to put the game on and host a
(32:46):
crowd if they'll let us know who they are. If
you're in the Richmond area Richmond, Rosenberg, who's mayor for
some reason, does not want to call our show and
get the credit he's due over this. You can't come
to my front door. No solicitation. I got an email
from from Diana says Elago, Texas has had a no
(33:12):
solicitation ordinance for decades. We love it. I'm listening. You
can call me whatever name you want. I don't want
people from outside the neighborhood coming into my neighborhood. And
I damn sure don't want you in my yard. And
I absolutely positively do not want you at my door,
period end of story. That that's what private property means
(33:38):
to me. I don't there are bad people out there.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
We all know it.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
There are very bad people. They ride around gangbanging, stealing stuff,
raping people, smashing stuff. I wish they were shot dead.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I do.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I mean it. Oh, Michael, you don't mean.
Speaker 16 (34:03):
You don't know me?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yes, I do. Those are rabbit dogs. You don't allow
rabbit dogs to run loose. They are unfixable. You can
write your PhD thesis about him. You can have Susan
Sarendon make love to them in the prison commissary. You
can humanize them, you can victimize them, you can defend them.
(34:25):
You can think you're so clever, because instead, this is
the white man's downfall, this desperate desire when somebody kills
your child, to somehow decide that person's a good person,
and we donet forgive him, and we're gonna move him
into little Billy's bedroom and give him everything little Billy
would have had, because it's the right thing to do.
(34:48):
He will devour you. He's already killed little Billy. What
you ought to do is walk up to him, put
a gun to his temple, blast his brains throughout the courtroom.
There's not a jury in Texas that would convict you.
That's what ought to be done. Doctor ed Stasney. My
voice doctor told me not to scream.
Speaker 14 (35:05):
I won't scream.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Michael, you can make your point just as well, use
your brain, not your vocal reports. But I don't feel
like I don't feel like he really understood the crime threat.
I really don't
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