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Speaker 1 (00:05):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load. So
Michael Verry Show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
And now exclusively for friends of the Michael Berry Show.
I am your Moment of Ignorance with Shirley Q Liquor.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Miwa Tusu was on our way to the dollar store
yesterday and we was listening to a radio preacher on there,
and he was getting good and he got to the
part about you know, bow your head, close your eyes,
and oh, I was so into it. Next thing I
woke up, I had bashed completely upside of Derry Queen. Oh,
I have got to get some insurance on that damn cadillac.
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I had to go to doctor this morning and get
my pain pills and my nerve pills and everything. And
he said, what is all this hair on here? I
said where? He said, all over your damn face.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I had been forgotten to take my hormone pills. Of course,
I had to sign away for farm before they give
me this shot. But now I'm good, Honey, I'm sitting
here buzzing along like a five horsepower outboard motor. Baby.
I might have to get up on that damn Internet
and find me a match dot com or somebody save
your money. Honey, You're not gonna find nothing good on
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them things. Everybody on there is just mobidly obese, including me.
So they need to rename all that ignorance. Well watch
us online, honey, and don't ever get on camera with them.
Oh you'll get a complex so bad you think you
can't never do no better than that.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Lord.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay, now we're gonna return to the broadcasting excellence of
bizarre of the radio. Michael Barry, you need a damn haircut,
white boy, that's.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
What you need. A couple of weeks ago, the w
NBA All Star Game was held, and, keeping with the
carnival that it is because the basketball is not very good,
you enjoy watching the Little Dribblers second grade edition more
if you want quality, old fashioned who's your Basketball? No,
(02:14):
this is Who's your Daddy? Ramond. Please do not interrupt
in the middle of a story. So it's the WNBA
All Star Game and the girls come out to warm
up wearing T shirts that say pay us what We're worth. Uh, honey,
I don't know if you don't understand how getting paid works,
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you know, let's get to that in the moment because
this comes up a lot, and this is a teachable moment.
But they come out wearing T shirts at the pregame,
which is the only thing anybody talked about, because the
quality of basketball is solo. Did I mention that the
T shirt said pay us what we're worth, and immediately
thereafter the fans responded by doing so, throwing green dildos
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on the court. I have to think that's the answer
to the question, pay me what I'm worth, Pay me
what I'm worth. So let's go back to economics one
on one. Milton Friedman, Thomas Soule, Adam Smith, Hayek. This
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is important to understand. Your feelings might get hurt. That
doesn't change this. This is science, not art. These are
facts and laws, not feelings. Quote Andrew Breitbart. The facts
don't care about your feelings. If your self worth is
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determined by some feel good book Stuart smalleyst then you
need a better understanding if you want to value what
your contribution to a business enterprise is. It's not what
you think it is unless another person agrees. I'm gonna
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explain this as simply as I can. The labor relationship
is a contract business puts on the front door. We'll
pay you ten dollars to come pick up trash. I
walk up to the door and I say ten dollars
a pick up trash? Huh yeah. How many hours a week? Forty? Okay?
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Do you give benefits? No? Okay, I won't take the job.
If everybody has that response, they start having to alter
the payer the benefits of the terms. Right. But if
there's a bunch of people lined up to take that job,
then they don't have to pay more than that, do they.
So you start working there and you find out that Sammy,
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who's been working there for sixteen years, he's getting twenty
dollars an hour. And you say, well, shoot, if he's
getting twenty, I ought to get twenty two, pay me
twenty two. And they say no. You say, well, I'm
gonna quit, which is the only way to negotiate. I'm
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gonna quit, okay, And you quit and you leave. Now.
I don't know if you are worth more than ten
dollars an hour, but you've just been it's been made
abundantly clear that they do not value you at twenty
two dollars an hour. It takes two to tango. This
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is a relationship it's a contractual relationship. I will come
to work and do the following things, perform these tasks
on time, you will pay me this amount of money.
People who think the government ought to get into the
middle of that relationship and set minimum wages and set
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this and those are people who are losers. Those are
people you don't want to be around. They're bad people.
They are not winners, they are not prevailers they do
they're not overcomers. They are not successful. They are not
successful people. Losers always want the rules change so they
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get a trophy. If you're having to say that the
government should dictate your minimum wage, you're a loser. You
might be a child of God, might be a good Christian,
might be nice to your friends, but the market does
not value you at what you value you. And guess
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what you don't get to pay yourself. You know who
doesn't have to have a salary cap or a minimum
wage to I'm Brady Peyton Manning because they're paid an
amount of money that will make them happy to offer
their services and you don't have to require the business
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to do that. In fact, businesses will pay so much
money for the services of great athletes, for instance, that
the business owners get together and do the opposite. We're
going to have a cap because otherwise we'll go crazy.
We'll spend like crazy on these people. So if you
think you're worth more than you're getting paid now, and
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you truly believe that, you may only be worth that
to that employer, in which case you're never going to
get what you're worth because they're not in a business
of being nice guys. They're in the business of making
money and making good business deals. You do the same
if you're in their shoes. But if you're getting thirty
two bucks an hour and you think you're worth fifty
because that's what the other wilders are getting at other places,
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go get the other job. Go get the other job
for fifty, and then come back and say, hey, guys,
I was worth more than thirty two. I'm getting fifty
over there now, I'll stay here for sixty. You'll find
out immediately what you are worth two. Then your value
is not set by you. I don't care who you're
following on Ticknie. You gotta value yourself, yep. But they
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have to value at the amount because they're the ones
that have to pay you right now. He can't be
Michael Mary Sir, please do not call him a fat picky.
See I'm trying to be nice.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Don't call him a fat picky.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
All right, Just to stay lane and you're listening to
the Michael Berry Show. He said, drift the can you
mag qokes crime when you play signe? Have you paid
your news? Can you moan news?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Can you be now? It's our string?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Cool said, can you make vokes what you feel inside?
Because if you big star man, let it gets along.
Then he cried, just south in Nashville, and he turned
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that car around.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
He said this right.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
About three months ago, I had some peddlers beating on
my door about seven point thirty at night, just getting dark.
At first I ignored it, hoping they would move on. Instead,
they started beating on the door harder. As I approached,
I saw they had not backed away from my door respectively.
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They were young, one in a hoodie. I popped the
door and showed I don't I don't think we needed
respectively there because that shows the ordinal relationship. I don't
think we need that. They were young, one in a hoodie.
I popped the door and showed it I was armed,
without pointing at them. They promptly called the constable who
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came to question me. I gave my story in the
fact that there are signs all over the hood. This
is Kleine Glenlock Farms saying no door to door sells.
Cop told me those signs only apply to the gated
sections and if I wanted more footing and dealing with
them to post signs in my yard. Nothing came of it.
As the cop indicated, I was within my rights on
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castle law stuff, but I should have handled it better.
Told him home intrusions are a real thing, and I
will continue doing it this way while I am While
I am well, I agree with your sentiment. I think
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it's a horrible approach. I think you should point the
gun at them. The only reason carrying a gun that
you're not pointing at people and opening the door as
they're at the door turned out to be a non
deadly interaction is because they chose not to make it
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a deadly interaction. If you end up on someone's porch
banging away, you should expect that a gun will be
pointed at you, and if the homeowner is polite, they'll say,
see that I got a gun pointed at you. Let
me open the blinds to show you now run along.
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Too many people have bought the bull, and the bull
goes like this, We're going to have a subset of
people within our culture who are gonna make babies they
don't raise that the state will have to pay for.
And those babies that they don't raise will also, in
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some cases grow up to be rabid dogs, violent, vicious,
monstrous human beings, capable of beating a man to death
who's ninety years old after he's already taken his wallet,
kicking beating, eight, ten, twelve of them doing it long
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beyond him being knocked out, long beyond him being a
threat to them doing what they wanted to do, which
was take what he has. We are talking about savages.
There's nowhere in the world you find worse savages than
these people. Start with that premise. Now we know that's
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not an outlier, it's not a random case. We also
know that most of the time they're victims are going
to be black, even though they're black. That's the crazy
thing about this. You would think that black people would
be up in arms. We've got a subset of people
that look like us that are terrorizing our neighborhoods Now
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you will find some who do. God help you if
you find the Marvin Hamilton in the group, or the
Jerry who called a couple of weeks ago, or the
guy who lives at the Boys in the Hood, Dad
Laurence Fishburne, the guy who's just not going to stand
for it anymore because his neighbors are so afraid of
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peer pressure. Peer pressure is so powerful among blacks, it
is paralysis. There is so Haven't you ever heard what
Joyce says when she calls in about how they talk
about her because she dares. Joyce is is well known
in the hood, Joyce the Sage of Sunnyside because guess what,
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Democrats listen to the show and they know that's Joyce.
She's very identifiable. She wears really bright le May material
hats and day Shiki's and I mean she's she's very bold,
very vocal in her nineties and pressing around calling out
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the thugs. But we made a decision as a culture,
and it's been made. Make no mistake about it. If
you don't participate in this, you are the outlier. We
made a decision. We're going to pretend that those savages
are just like everybody else. We're going to pretend that
they can come up to the door and bang on
the door, and that until the point that they've murdered you,
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you can't do anything about it because that'd make you
racist because they happen to be black, and you're not
allowed to do anything about it because that would make
you a bad person, giving them every advantage. And should
one of them come walking up at a rapid rate
of a speed as you're getting into your car and
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there's no cars for one hundred feet away, you better
not get in there and lock the door, because that'd
make you a bad person. You better smile and pretend
that's probably a person wanting to talk to you about
the Lord and how he died for you, because otherwise
you're a bad person. And you better not lock your doors.
And you better not declare that that person be prosecuted
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when they murder your family member. This is nonsense. This
is crazy. This has to stop. White people have become
so guilt ridden after decades of what started as a
civil rights movement that has become an absolute industry, a
booming industry. The Trump era is the smoke screen in
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the room that allows people to finally come out and
survey they're dead. I've been in hiding all this time.
Apparently it's okay to come out in public to see
how many of ours died in the mix. You've got
white people being hunted in this country. The videos are everywhere.
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Nobody whites bothering anybody black. You don't have roving bands
of white people out bashing black people to death. It
doesn't happen. It does not happen, God forbid. If it
did one time, it'll be the top news story. And
we all just go. Every time black person walks up
to white person, stabs them eight times, steals their bicycle,
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takes their their wallet, smashes their head. American history acts
into the curb a few times just for good measure,
and we all go, boy by a battle, white person dead,
n do a black person, but nobody wants to do
anything about it. You've got big city police chiefs scared
to do anything about it, mayors who bought into it,
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Black Lives Matter leaders, street corner street hustler, preachers making
money off of an Al Sharpton On.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
Evening TV, this is Mark Chestnut, and Bubba shot the
jukebox because he got all pissed off about what the
czar was saying. You're listening to the Michael Berry Show.
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Bubba shot the jukebox last night.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
He said, he played a slat song, I.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Didn christ what you a truck and got a five.
Bubba shout the juke box last night.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Apparently they're referring to throwing a green dildo on the
court at a w NBA game as a hard pass.
I just made that up on the flower Moon. Some
of them a better work. I'll be here all week.
Try the pork hip your waitress, Dane writes. Apparently, recently,
a female sportscaster covering a WNBA game made a comment
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about the lack of defense during a game when she
referred to it as being like a girl's trip to
can Kun. There's no d so maybe that's why all
the dildos are being thrown on the court to remind
the gals to play defense. Who knew? Who knew? Let's
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go to Evan. Evan, you're on the Michael Berry Show.
What say you, sir?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Well of about ten years ago, I was a reserve
deputy for our Sheriff's office, and I was working from
home for my normal job and I get a knock
on the door and it's one of those traveling salesmen
going door to door selling cleaning supplies. And I answered
the door. He told me what he was doing. I said, well,
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I'm not interested. I go shut the door. And he
puts the hand on the door and to prevent me
from shutting the door, and said, hey, I got a
I gotta show you. And I said, hold on one second,
let me let me go get something and then you
can show me. Well, then I went and got my badge,
my weapon and my handcuffs and anyways, I apprecieded to
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arrest them for forced entry.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
So that's the whole point, right is is we're giving
people in a state of nature. Every person should have
the full right to be free, to be left alone.
We are allowed there is a breach of the peace
that occurs from when you when you exit the road,
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to the sidewalk to the grass to the door inside
the door, and we have decided, well, here's what we're
going to do. We don't want to in any way
restrict a potential criminal. So we're gonna let him get
ninety percent of the way into your house without any problems.
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And we're gonna make you give him that advantage, right,
because for a lot of people, a guy banging on
your door, a single woman, especially if she's unarmed, particularly,
that's frightening, frightening. She's got kids inside there, and some
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guy that you can tell, and you can tell has
been in prison for at least ten years and he's
banging on the door. No, no, this is this is
where we as a society have gone all wrong, all wrong. Willie,
you're on the Michael Berry Show. Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Minus not a forced entry story, but it's a Frank
Beard story.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
All right, proceed. Oh, I have to say this. What
shoes do you wear when you drum for the lineup band?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Lately? It's Ben Converse Chuck Taylor's. Okay, So I've gone
through different ones. I used to use boots, but no,
it's it's Chuck Taylor's.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
So Frank had these shoes that they laid next to
his feet, and they were just real light cloth with
the flat little piece of leather under the bottom of real.
I mean, it's thin as possible race car drivers. Well,
I didn't know that, and so they were Simpson Bland.
So I took a photo and the shoes were raggedy.
I mean, they said those shoes are forty five years old.
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They're just comfortable. That's that's what I gravitated to once
I found those that worked best for me. So I
posted that in Billy Stagner, one half of Connie and
Billy Stagner of Corey Diamonds, who they they do race cars,
They got all they got vipers and all sorts of stuff,
and he said, that's the shoes I wear when I'm
when I'm racing. Wow, because they don't they don't encumber
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your foot. So what he's looking for is something that's
almost like a batter's glove for his foot. It's just
a piece of leather on his foot and it in
no way pulls you back. I thought, well, I said,
most interesting thing.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
You know, what.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
A slide it?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
He told me. He was telling me three things that
happened to him at the same time that were all bad.
One of them was they stopped making tab. Apparently he
drank tab just round the cloth. They stopped making tab
even in Mexico. And I can't remember the second one,
but the third one was they changed the weight on
his drumstick and he could no longer buy it. Was
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only by a half ounce or something. But he could
only find that drumstick. I mean, they no longer made
that drumstick, and that was his drumstick that he uses
that he I mean, imagine that's how he makes his living. Wow,
And he was bummed out. He said it wasn't enough.
If I handed you the two drumsticks, you'd say, Okay,
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that's what are you getting all upset about. But when
you've got it down to a precise art and that's
what you do and that's how you do it, then.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
There you go. Yeah, that I get it, totally diffident.
What was your so well about twenty I can't believe
it's been this long, almost twenty years ago or so.
I'm playing golf here in Galveston and we let this
to someome go through our normal for some And as
the bags are pulling away, they're huge staff bags, they're black,
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and both of them says ez Toid, but one of
them says, Frank beard on it. And he's pulling away,
and so I get in the cart and i'd catch
up to him in the fairway. Go you're Frank, he said, yeah, yeah,
I said, I got a pencil. I said, do you mind,
So I'm I have your autograph, you know. And he
turns out he's staying in Galveston to they own a
beach house there, and so I invited him, you know,
got his holograph, invited him to play golf at a
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different golf course the next day, and you know, on me,
of course, and he showed up with his body I
think he's a friend, but he's more like a bodyguard.
This guy was as big as a refrigerator is huge.
And so I my friend and I had the round
of my life there. I've never shot even par before
then or since then, and I shot even part that day.
He shot eighty two and I was pulling out shots
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around the green out of nowhere. I've never done it before,
and it was by the sixteenth green. He looked at
me and said, I've never seen no. He had a
very deep voice. I've never seen no, and he used
the S word. He said, like this is my life.
And invited him to come see my band that night
at Joe's Crabshaking and Galveston, and he actually showed up.
So that was really cool that he saw a slay.
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But the best part about the story is that he
autographed us that. You know, you got to have a
witness for the ghost guard. And I've got the forceome
on there, my score, his score and I actually had
like his cell number on it, I think his wife's
sale number. I can't remember. And so I put it
up on my fireplace and lo and behold. Two months later,
my wife's clean in house and she just sees another scorecard.
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Oh yep, it's gone o oh yeah, yeah, two other friends.
I've invited him to come back. You know, I know
he's had some health issues, but we have a mutual
friends of I'm trying to get him to come back
to the island to play some golf. But I don't
know if that will happen or not.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
But you know, what I find out that what I
find interesting is how many star artists go and watch
other bands that are not famous, that are not prominent,
that are not even in many cases, I mean, you've
got a day job, or you're an investor and you
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have your investments going by day. But how many of
these guys going and watch bands in a little hole
in the wall place just to watch the art for itself.
And somebody might think, well aren't you No, No, they
love to do that. I think. I think that's the
greatest thing you could say about Frank Beer other than
he's my friend.
Speaker 7 (25:56):
Now comment, I really enjoy I listen to both sessions
of your show every.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Day with Michael Mary.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
You have the most pleasant boy, hey, and.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
You're listening to Stinky Doodoo Head. How bored were you
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to decide you needed to put that together to Ramoni
needs to contribute more to the show. And that's a
day later what I get. All Right, Manny, you're on
the Michael Berry Show. Go ahead, sir, Wait, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, Mannie. I thought you
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were gonna play Robert o' keane coming back. Yours was
not better than Robert earl keane saying my name do
it the party.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
This is Robert ear O'Keane.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
The road goes on forever, and the party never ends.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
When you're listening to the.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Michael Ferry Show.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
And you're listening to Stinky Doodoo Head, you're gonna play
that tonight for Oliver and July. Okay, uh, Mannie, go ahead, brother.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
What's up? What's up? Good morning?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Guys?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
All right, so I call a little snippet. I've been
listening it all morning, but I call it snippet about
somebody come to the door and knocking and freaking somebody
out and arresting them. Well, this morning I got walking
up something smaller, but I'm on dialysis, so I freaked
out even more because I couldn't do nothing because I'm
plugged up. My wife had to answer the door. At
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the door, she didn't know who it was. It was
somebody in a white hoodie. She freaked out, but she
looked at and saw a truck in the street. It
was my son, who is home now from the Navy.
He did graduate from boot camp like two months ago,
so he's on his first liberty and so good news,
Michael Berry, we got some good news today. My son's
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got boots in the house and it's a happy home
right now.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
He's home today, Yes, sir, he.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Gave me a five o'clock in the morning. So he's
knocked out right now because he's been up for like
twenty four hours. But yeah, he's home right now. I
got him in the house.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Dude, How big a hug did you give that boy?
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Yeah? Yeah, I cried like, oh old fart, dude.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
It was.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
It was amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
No shame in that amazing, amazing. Let me tell you something. Yeah, yeah,
Michael t has been away at college this year at
UT and when you know, it's always got something going
on with school, and then when he came home for
the summer, boy, I just man, it is emotional. It's
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really really really emotional. There's yeah, that's uh that you
know that those are the things that matter in life.
That's what matters in life. That's what we're going to
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The fellow's name is Philip Orange. I thought, oh, so
I went to call him. I thought, oh, it must
be Philip from Orange because he's got a four O
nine number. Nope, it's Philip Orange. It was men. Oh Ramon,
I got a message today. I gotta tell you what happened.
So you know, nobody ever gives me the respect I'm due,
right except for Talkers Magazine that named us number six
(31:05):
in the country. We just keep moving up. Nobody other
than Talkers Magazine honors us the way Golf Coast Museum.
They don't know where to put us because they only
have people in sports and music. That's the only kind
of people that can ever be honored at the Golf
Coast Hall of Fame, music, politics, sports. Other than that,
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there's no business no media, no nothing. Well, then I
found out they held an event for Beto O'Rourke because
my name was submitted by some luminaries that you would recommend,
Wade Phillips and people that are huge deal in the
Golf Coast Museum, right, and they they keep choosing not
(31:47):
to put me in, and so the last guy was
going to put me in and all that, and so
I told them when they had the conversation with me,
I said, listen, if you want to put me in
the Golf Coast Hall, I would be honored to do it.
But if you're going to do it, do it now,
because my mom and dad are not in good health
and the only reason I want to go in is
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to make them proud when my parents pass. You can
shove it up your ass. I have no interest in it.
You've put people with half my prominence in there. Sorry
to be an arrogant ass, but this is how I
really am in real life. You've put people in there
that have done nothing, a few that have done nothing,
and we're the biggest talk show that ever came out
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of this region by far, well other than maybe a
big bopper, but you know so anyway, I said, you
know something. My mom died. All I could think was
son of a bitches. My mother would have been so proud.
I was going to do a big party. I said,
I'll put one hundred thousand dollars budget behind and me
a Gulf Coast party. Everybody come out or do it
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at the museum. I'll have a band, the whole thing. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Then I find out they hosted an event for Beto O'Rourke.
Well then obviously they don't like my politics, so anyway
they can kiss mass. But anyway, that's not the point.
The point is I get a message this morning from
Jessica at the Orange County Visitors Bureau and she said,
we are finalizing the Orange County Visitors Guide and we
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want to feature you as a distinguished Orange Native. And
I said, nobody ever says anything nice about me from Orange, nothing, no, nothing.
I was so happy. Well that's it. I just that's
(33:38):
just a story about me. I like stories that involve me,
and that was it. I felt. Yeah, it was like, well, hell, yes, yes,
I will be glad to give you a photo or so.
Now you might just have to take something on your iPhone.
But they asked for a photo and I said, well,
that's that's really nice. Two things. Number one, Vinni Tortorella
(34:00):
that Muscle Cars has his big auction coming up and
they got some amazing cars. And I love Vinnie and
I like to promote his business. So if you need
to do a restoration of anything from the twenties to
the eighties, Bevinnie's been a great show sponsor for us.
He just renewed. Want to thank him for that. We
are going to do something for my birthday, which is
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November tenth. We'll probably do it on November ninth. I'm
thinking maybe Pat and Corey. I don't know. I'm working
out the details right now, but I'm just letting you know.
It is my intention to find a sponsor so that
that will be free to you. You can come out
and eat and drink and we get to see each
other because it's been a while. Our Palm Beach trip
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at the end of October is almost done. We just
chose the menu with mar A Lago. There's a yacht,
there's private planes. It's a vacation of a lifetime. It's
a heck of a thing. And finally, I've got a
friend who's leaving law enforcement, which he has done for
probably fifteen years. He's a tough guy, he's got leadership skills.
He does all of our graphics if you see our
(35:02):
silly memes and stuff. And we've had long conversations about
his career choices. And he's got kids, and he's he's
been putt in situations where he's almost lost his life
as a law enforcement officer. He's done with it. I'm
looking for him a great leadership position in a business.
Email me if you could use a good hand.
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load. So
Michael Verry Show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
And now exclusively for friends of the Michael Berry Show.
I am your Moment of Ignorance with Shirley Q Liquor.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Miwa Tusu was on our way to the dollar store
yesterday and we was listening to a radio preacher on there,
and he was getting good and he got to the
part about you know, bow your head, close your eyes,
and oh, I was so into it. Next thing I
woke up, I had bashed completely upside of Derry Queen. Oh,
I have got to get some insurance on that damn cadillac.
(00:52):
I had to go to doctor this morning and get
my pain pills and my nerve pills and everything. And
he said, what is all this hair on here? I
said where? He said, all over your damn face.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I had been forgotten to take my hormone pills. Of course,
I had to sign away for farm before they give
me this shot. But now I'm good, Honey, I'm sitting
here buzzing along like a five horsepower outboard motor. Baby.
I might have to get up on that damn Internet
and find me a match dot com or somebody save
your money. Honey, You're not gonna find nothing good on
(01:25):
them things. Everybody on there is just mobidly obese, including me.
So they need to rename all that ignorance. Well watch
us online, honey, and don't ever get on camera with them.
Oh you'll get a complex so bad you think you
can't never do no better than that.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Lord.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay, now we're gonna return to the broadcasting excellence of
bizarre of the radio. Michael Barry, you need a damn haircut,
white boy, that's.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
What you need. A couple of weeks ago, the w
NBA All Star Game was held, and, keeping with the
carnival that it is because the basketball is not very good,
you enjoy watching the Little Dribblers second grade edition more
if you want quality, old fashioned who's your Basketball? No,
(02:14):
this is Who's your Daddy? Ramond. Please do not interrupt
in the middle of a story. So it's the WNBA
All Star Game and the girls come out to warm
up wearing T shirts that say pay us what We're worth. Uh, honey,
I don't know if you don't understand how getting paid works,
(02:43):
you know, let's get to that in the moment because
this comes up a lot, and this is a teachable moment.
But they come out wearing T shirts at the pregame,
which is the only thing anybody talked about, because the
quality of basketball is solo. Did I mention that the
T shirt said pay us what we're worth, and immediately
thereafter the fans responded by doing so, throwing green dildos
(03:08):
on the court. I have to think that's the answer
to the question, pay me what I'm worth, Pay me
what I'm worth. So let's go back to economics one
on one. Milton Friedman, Thomas Soule, Adam Smith, Hayek. This
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is important to understand. Your feelings might get hurt. That
doesn't change this. This is science, not art. These are
facts and laws, not feelings. Quote Andrew Breitbart. The facts
don't care about your feelings. If your self worth is
(03:54):
determined by some feel good book Stuart smalleyst then you
need a better understanding if you want to value what
your contribution to a business enterprise is. It's not what
you think it is unless another person agrees. I'm gonna
(04:20):
explain this as simply as I can. The labor relationship
is a contract business puts on the front door. We'll
pay you ten dollars to come pick up trash. I
walk up to the door and I say ten dollars
a pick up trash? Huh yeah. How many hours a week? Forty? Okay?
(04:45):
Do you give benefits? No? Okay, I won't take the job.
If everybody has that response, they start having to alter
the payer the benefits of the terms. Right. But if
there's a bunch of people lined up to take that job,
then they don't have to pay more than that, do they.
So you start working there and you find out that Sammy,
(05:07):
who's been working there for sixteen years, he's getting twenty
dollars an hour. And you say, well, shoot, if he's
getting twenty, I ought to get twenty two, pay me
twenty two. And they say no. You say, well, I'm
gonna quit, which is the only way to negotiate. I'm
(05:28):
gonna quit, okay, And you quit and you leave. Now.
I don't know if you are worth more than ten
dollars an hour, but you've just been it's been made
abundantly clear that they do not value you at twenty
two dollars an hour. It takes two to tango. This
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is a relationship it's a contractual relationship. I will come
to work and do the following things, perform these tasks
on time, you will pay me this amount of money.
People who think the government ought to get into the
middle of that relationship and set minimum wages and set
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this and those are people who are losers. Those are
people you don't want to be around. They're bad people.
They are not winners, they are not prevailers they do
they're not overcomers. They are not successful. They are not
successful people. Losers always want the rules change so they
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get a trophy. If you're having to say that the
government should dictate your minimum wage, you're a loser. You
might be a child of God, might be a good Christian,
might be nice to your friends, but the market does
not value you at what you value you. And guess
(06:52):
what you don't get to pay yourself. You know who
doesn't have to have a salary cap or a minimum
wage to I'm Brady Peyton Manning because they're paid an
amount of money that will make them happy to offer
their services and you don't have to require the business
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to do that. In fact, businesses will pay so much
money for the services of great athletes, for instance, that
the business owners get together and do the opposite. We're
going to have a cap because otherwise we'll go crazy.
We'll spend like crazy on these people. So if you
think you're worth more than you're getting paid now, and
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you truly believe that, you may only be worth that
to that employer, in which case you're never going to
get what you're worth because they're not in a business
of being nice guys. They're in the business of making
money and making good business deals. You do the same
if you're in their shoes. But if you're getting thirty
two bucks an hour and you think you're worth fifty
because that's what the other wilders are getting at other places,
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go get the other job. Go get the other job
for fifty, and then come back and say, hey, guys,
I was worth more than thirty two. I'm getting fifty
over there now, I'll stay here for sixty. You'll find
out immediately what you are worth two. Then your value
is not set by you. I don't care who you're
following on Ticknie. You gotta value yourself, yep. But they
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have to value at the amount because they're the ones
that have to pay you right now. He can't be
Michael Mary Sir, please do not call him a fat picky.
See I'm trying to be nice.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Don't call him a fat picky.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
All right, Just to stay lane and you're listening to
the Michael Berry Show. He said, drift the can you
mag qokes crime when you play signe? Have you paid
your news? Can you moan news?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Can you be now? It's our string?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Cool said, can you make vokes what you feel inside?
Because if you big star man, let it gets along.
Then he cried, just south in Nashville, and he turned
(09:15):
that car around.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
He said this right.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
About three months ago, I had some peddlers beating on
my door about seven point thirty at night, just getting dark.
At first I ignored it, hoping they would move on. Instead,
they started beating on the door harder. As I approached,
I saw they had not backed away from my door respectively.
(09:42):
They were young, one in a hoodie. I popped the
door and showed I don't I don't think we needed
respectively there because that shows the ordinal relationship. I don't
think we need that. They were young, one in a hoodie.
I popped the door and showed it I was armed,
without pointing at them. They promptly called the constable who
(10:03):
came to question me. I gave my story in the
fact that there are signs all over the hood. This
is Kleine Glenlock Farms saying no door to door sells.
Cop told me those signs only apply to the gated
sections and if I wanted more footing and dealing with
them to post signs in my yard. Nothing came of it.
As the cop indicated, I was within my rights on
(10:24):
castle law stuff, but I should have handled it better.
Told him home intrusions are a real thing, and I
will continue doing it this way while I am While
I am well, I agree with your sentiment. I think
(10:45):
it's a horrible approach. I think you should point the
gun at them. The only reason carrying a gun that
you're not pointing at people and opening the door as
they're at the door turned out to be a non
deadly interaction is because they chose not to make it
(11:08):
a deadly interaction. If you end up on someone's porch
banging away, you should expect that a gun will be
pointed at you, and if the homeowner is polite, they'll say,
see that I got a gun pointed at you. Let
me open the blinds to show you now run along.
(11:28):
Too many people have bought the bull, and the bull
goes like this, We're going to have a subset of
people within our culture who are gonna make babies they
don't raise that the state will have to pay for.
And those babies that they don't raise will also, in
(11:50):
some cases grow up to be rabid dogs, violent, vicious,
monstrous human beings, capable of beating a man to death
who's ninety years old after he's already taken his wallet,
kicking beating, eight, ten, twelve of them doing it long
(12:14):
beyond him being knocked out, long beyond him being a
threat to them doing what they wanted to do, which
was take what he has. We are talking about savages.
There's nowhere in the world you find worse savages than
these people. Start with that premise. Now we know that's
(12:37):
not an outlier, it's not a random case. We also
know that most of the time they're victims are going
to be black, even though they're black. That's the crazy
thing about this. You would think that black people would
be up in arms. We've got a subset of people
that look like us that are terrorizing our neighborhoods Now
(13:01):
you will find some who do. God help you if
you find the Marvin Hamilton in the group, or the
Jerry who called a couple of weeks ago, or the
guy who lives at the Boys in the Hood, Dad
Laurence Fishburne, the guy who's just not going to stand
for it anymore because his neighbors are so afraid of
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peer pressure. Peer pressure is so powerful among blacks, it
is paralysis. There is so Haven't you ever heard what
Joyce says when she calls in about how they talk
about her because she dares. Joyce is is well known
in the hood, Joyce the Sage of Sunnyside because guess what,
(13:46):
Democrats listen to the show and they know that's Joyce.
She's very identifiable. She wears really bright le May material
hats and day Shiki's and I mean she's she's very bold,
very vocal in her nineties and pressing around calling out
(14:07):
the thugs. But we made a decision as a culture,
and it's been made. Make no mistake about it. If
you don't participate in this, you are the outlier. We
made a decision. We're going to pretend that those savages
are just like everybody else. We're going to pretend that
they can come up to the door and bang on
the door, and that until the point that they've murdered you,
(14:30):
you can't do anything about it because that'd make you
racist because they happen to be black, and you're not
allowed to do anything about it because that would make
you a bad person, giving them every advantage. And should
one of them come walking up at a rapid rate
of a speed as you're getting into your car and
(14:50):
there's no cars for one hundred feet away, you better
not get in there and lock the door, because that'd
make you a bad person. You better smile and pretend
that's probably a person wanting to talk to you about
the Lord and how he died for you, because otherwise
you're a bad person. And you better not lock your doors.
And you better not declare that that person be prosecuted
(15:12):
when they murder your family member. This is nonsense. This
is crazy. This has to stop. White people have become
so guilt ridden after decades of what started as a
civil rights movement that has become an absolute industry, a
booming industry. The Trump era is the smoke screen in
(15:38):
the room that allows people to finally come out and
survey they're dead. I've been in hiding all this time.
Apparently it's okay to come out in public to see
how many of ours died in the mix. You've got
white people being hunted in this country. The videos are everywhere.
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Nobody whites bothering anybody black. You don't have roving bands
of white people out bashing black people to death. It
doesn't happen. It does not happen, God forbid. If it
did one time, it'll be the top news story. And
we all just go. Every time black person walks up
to white person, stabs them eight times, steals their bicycle,
(16:29):
takes their their wallet, smashes their head. American history acts
into the curb a few times just for good measure,
and we all go, boy by a battle, white person dead,
n do a black person, but nobody wants to do
anything about it. You've got big city police chiefs scared
to do anything about it, mayors who bought into it,
(16:51):
Black Lives Matter leaders, street corner street hustler, preachers making
money off of an Al Sharpton On.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
Evening TV, this is Mark Chestnut, and Bubba shot the
jukebox because he got all pissed off about what the
czar was saying. You're listening to the Michael Berry Show.
(17:19):
Bubba shot the jukebox last night.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
He said, he played a slat song, I.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Didn christ what you a truck and got a five.
Bubba shout the juke box last night.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Apparently they're referring to throwing a green dildo on the
court at a w NBA game as a hard pass.
I just made that up on the flower Moon. Some
of them a better work. I'll be here all week.
Try the pork hip your waitress, Dane writes. Apparently, recently,
a female sportscaster covering a WNBA game made a comment
(18:00):
about the lack of defense during a game when she
referred to it as being like a girl's trip to
can Kun. There's no d so maybe that's why all
the dildos are being thrown on the court to remind
the gals to play defense. Who knew? Who knew? Let's
(18:25):
go to Evan. Evan, you're on the Michael Berry Show.
What say you, sir?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Well of about ten years ago, I was a reserve
deputy for our Sheriff's office, and I was working from
home for my normal job and I get a knock
on the door and it's one of those traveling salesmen
going door to door selling cleaning supplies. And I answered
the door. He told me what he was doing. I said, well,
(18:52):
I'm not interested. I go shut the door. And he
puts the hand on the door and to prevent me
from shutting the door, and said, hey, I got a
I gotta show you. And I said, hold on one second,
let me let me go get something and then you
can show me. Well, then I went and got my badge,
my weapon and my handcuffs and anyways, I apprecieded to
(19:14):
arrest them for forced entry.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
So that's the whole point, right is is we're giving
people in a state of nature. Every person should have
the full right to be free, to be left alone.
We are allowed there is a breach of the peace
that occurs from when you when you exit the road,
(19:40):
to the sidewalk to the grass to the door inside
the door, and we have decided, well, here's what we're
going to do. We don't want to in any way
restrict a potential criminal. So we're gonna let him get
ninety percent of the way into your house without any problems.
(20:01):
And we're gonna make you give him that advantage, right,
because for a lot of people, a guy banging on
your door, a single woman, especially if she's unarmed, particularly,
that's frightening, frightening. She's got kids inside there, and some
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guy that you can tell, and you can tell has
been in prison for at least ten years and he's
banging on the door. No, no, this is this is
where we as a society have gone all wrong, all wrong. Willie,
you're on the Michael Berry Show. Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Minus not a forced entry story, but it's a Frank
Beard story.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
All right, proceed. Oh, I have to say this. What
shoes do you wear when you drum for the lineup band?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Lately? It's Ben Converse Chuck Taylor's. Okay, So I've gone
through different ones. I used to use boots, but no,
it's it's Chuck Taylor's.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
So Frank had these shoes that they laid next to
his feet, and they were just real light cloth with
the flat little piece of leather under the bottom of real.
I mean, it's thin as possible race car drivers. Well,
I didn't know that, and so they were Simpson Bland.
So I took a photo and the shoes were raggedy.
I mean, they said those shoes are forty five years old.
(21:31):
They're just comfortable. That's that's what I gravitated to once
I found those that worked best for me. So I
posted that in Billy Stagner, one half of Connie and
Billy Stagner of Corey Diamonds, who they they do race cars,
They got all they got vipers and all sorts of stuff,
and he said, that's the shoes I wear when I'm
when I'm racing. Wow, because they don't they don't encumber
(21:55):
your foot. So what he's looking for is something that's
almost like a batter's glove for his foot. It's just
a piece of leather on his foot and it in
no way pulls you back. I thought, well, I said,
most interesting thing.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
You know, what.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
A slide it?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
He told me. He was telling me three things that
happened to him at the same time that were all bad.
One of them was they stopped making tab. Apparently he
drank tab just round the cloth. They stopped making tab
even in Mexico. And I can't remember the second one,
but the third one was they changed the weight on
his drumstick and he could no longer buy it. Was
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only by a half ounce or something. But he could
only find that drumstick. I mean, they no longer made
that drumstick, and that was his drumstick that he uses
that he I mean, imagine that's how he makes his living. Wow,
And he was bummed out. He said it wasn't enough.
If I handed you the two drumsticks, you'd say, Okay,
(22:57):
that's what are you getting all upset about. But when
you've got it down to a precise art and that's
what you do and that's how you do it, then.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
There you go. Yeah, that I get it, totally diffident.
What was your so well about twenty I can't believe
it's been this long, almost twenty years ago or so.
I'm playing golf here in Galveston and we let this
to someome go through our normal for some And as
the bags are pulling away, they're huge staff bags, they're black,
(23:27):
and both of them says ez Toid, but one of
them says, Frank beard on it. And he's pulling away,
and so I get in the cart and i'd catch
up to him in the fairway. Go you're Frank, he said, yeah, yeah,
I said, I got a pencil. I said, do you mind,
So I'm I have your autograph, you know. And he
turns out he's staying in Galveston to they own a
beach house there, and so I invited him, you know,
got his holograph, invited him to play golf at a
(23:49):
different golf course the next day, and you know, on me,
of course, and he showed up with his body I
think he's a friend, but he's more like a bodyguard.
This guy was as big as a refrigerator is huge.
And so I my friend and I had the round
of my life there. I've never shot even par before
then or since then, and I shot even part that day.
He shot eighty two and I was pulling out shots
(24:13):
around the green out of nowhere. I've never done it before,
and it was by the sixteenth green. He looked at
me and said, I've never seen no. He had a
very deep voice. I've never seen no, and he used
the S word. He said, like this is my life.
And invited him to come see my band that night
at Joe's Crabshaking and Galveston, and he actually showed up.
So that was really cool that he saw a slay.
(24:36):
But the best part about the story is that he
autographed us that. You know, you got to have a
witness for the ghost guard. And I've got the forceome
on there, my score, his score and I actually had
like his cell number on it, I think his wife's
sale number. I can't remember. And so I put it
up on my fireplace and lo and behold. Two months later,
my wife's clean in house and she just sees another scorecard.
(24:56):
Oh yep, it's gone o oh yeah, yeah, two other friends.
I've invited him to come back. You know, I know
he's had some health issues, but we have a mutual
friends of I'm trying to get him to come back
to the island to play some golf. But I don't
know if that will happen or not.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
But you know, what I find out that what I
find interesting is how many star artists go and watch
other bands that are not famous, that are not prominent,
that are not even in many cases, I mean, you've
got a day job, or you're an investor and you
(25:37):
have your investments going by day. But how many of
these guys going and watch bands in a little hole
in the wall place just to watch the art for itself.
And somebody might think, well aren't you No, No, they
love to do that. I think. I think that's the
greatest thing you could say about Frank Beer other than
he's my friend.
Speaker 7 (25:56):
Now comment, I really enjoy I listen to both sessions
of your show every.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Day with Michael Mary.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
You have the most pleasant boy, hey, and.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
You're listening to Stinky Doodoo Head. How bored were you
(26:47):
to decide you needed to put that together to Ramoni
needs to contribute more to the show. And that's a
day later what I get. All Right, Manny, you're on
the Michael Berry Show. Go ahead, sir, Wait, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, Mannie. I thought you
(27:09):
were gonna play Robert o' keane coming back. Yours was
not better than Robert earl keane saying my name do
it the party.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
This is Robert ear O'Keane.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
The road goes on forever, and the party never ends.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
When you're listening to the.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Michael Ferry Show.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
And you're listening to Stinky Doodoo Head, you're gonna play
that tonight for Oliver and July. Okay, uh, Mannie, go ahead, brother.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
What's up? What's up? Good morning?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Guys?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
All right, so I call a little snippet. I've been
listening it all morning, but I call it snippet about
somebody come to the door and knocking and freaking somebody
out and arresting them. Well, this morning I got walking
up something smaller, but I'm on dialysis, so I freaked
out even more because I couldn't do nothing because I'm
plugged up. My wife had to answer the door. At
(28:09):
the door, she didn't know who it was. It was
somebody in a white hoodie. She freaked out, but she
looked at and saw a truck in the street. It
was my son, who is home now from the Navy.
He did graduate from boot camp like two months ago,
so he's on his first liberty and so good news,
Michael Berry, we got some good news today. My son's
(28:31):
got boots in the house and it's a happy home
right now.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
He's home today, Yes, sir, he.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Gave me a five o'clock in the morning. So he's
knocked out right now because he's been up for like
twenty four hours. But yeah, he's home right now. I
got him in the house.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Dude, How big a hug did you give that boy?
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Yeah? Yeah, I cried like, oh old fart, dude.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
It was.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
It was amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
No shame in that amazing, amazing. Let me tell you something. Yeah, yeah,
Michael t has been away at college this year at
UT and when you know, it's always got something going
on with school, and then when he came home for
the summer, boy, I just man, it is emotional. It's
(29:19):
really really really emotional. There's yeah, that's uh that you
know that those are the things that matter in life.
That's what matters in life. That's what we're going to
remember when we die, those moments like that. I want
to welcome a new show sponsor, and that is Houston
Motor Sports, the largest family owned power sports business in Texas,
(29:41):
top ten volume dealer in the nation since nineteen eighty five.
Five locations, Cypress Creek Parkway, Pasadena, Webster, Angleton College Station, ATVs,
UTV side by sides, watercraft, dirt, dirt bikes, motorcycles, golf carts,
(30:01):
electric dirt bikes, electric scooters. From on. You need any
of those, you need ATV they carry Polaris, Yamaha, you
say Yamaha or Yamaha you say Yamaha. Do you really
say Yamaha? Okay, I don't know anybody else, Honda can
am Kawasaki, Sea dues slingshot. Hey, I didn't see jet skis.
(30:23):
I wonder if he got jet skis slingshot cf moto
pronounced c f moto. I've never even heard of that
of you, And they got something called rock sore r
o x o R. All the off roads are doing
very that's rocks. Are you dumb ass? How do you
not know that? You know? I don't know everything anyway.
(30:45):
The fellow's name is Philip Orange. I thought, oh, so
I went to call him. I thought, oh, it must
be Philip from Orange because he's got a four O
nine number. Nope, it's Philip Orange. It was men. Oh Ramon,
I got a message today. I gotta tell you what happened.
So you know, nobody ever gives me the respect I'm due,
right except for Talkers Magazine that named us number six
(31:05):
in the country. We just keep moving up. Nobody other
than Talkers Magazine honors us the way Golf Coast Museum.
They don't know where to put us because they only
have people in sports and music. That's the only kind
of people that can ever be honored at the Golf
Coast Hall of Fame, music, politics, sports. Other than that,
(31:25):
there's no business no media, no nothing. Well, then I
found out they held an event for Beto O'Rourke because
my name was submitted by some luminaries that you would recommend,
Wade Phillips and people that are huge deal in the
Golf Coast Museum, right, and they they keep choosing not
(31:47):
to put me in, and so the last guy was
going to put me in and all that, and so
I told them when they had the conversation with me,
I said, listen, if you want to put me in
the Golf Coast Hall, I would be honored to do it.
But if you're going to do it, do it now,
because my mom and dad are not in good health
and the only reason I want to go in is
(32:09):
to make them proud when my parents pass. You can
shove it up your ass. I have no interest in it.
You've put people with half my prominence in there. Sorry
to be an arrogant ass, but this is how I
really am in real life. You've put people in there
that have done nothing, a few that have done nothing,
and we're the biggest talk show that ever came out
(32:29):
of this region by far, well other than maybe a
big bopper, but you know so anyway, I said, you
know something. My mom died. All I could think was
son of a bitches. My mother would have been so proud.
I was going to do a big party. I said,
I'll put one hundred thousand dollars budget behind and me
a Gulf Coast party. Everybody come out or do it
(32:51):
at the museum. I'll have a band, the whole thing. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Then I find out they hosted an event for Beto O'Rourke.
Well then obviously they don't like my politics, so anyway
they can kiss mass. But anyway, that's not the point.
The point is I get a message this morning from
Jessica at the Orange County Visitors Bureau and she said,
we are finalizing the Orange County Visitors Guide and we
(33:16):
want to feature you as a distinguished Orange Native. And
I said, nobody ever says anything nice about me from Orange, nothing, no, nothing.
I was so happy. Well that's it. I just that's
(33:38):
just a story about me. I like stories that involve me,
and that was it. I felt. Yeah, it was like, well, hell, yes, yes,
I will be glad to give you a photo or so.
Now you might just have to take something on your iPhone.
But they asked for a photo and I said, well,
that's that's really nice. Two things. Number one, Vinni Tortorella
(34:00):
that Muscle Cars has his big auction coming up and
they got some amazing cars. And I love Vinnie and
I like to promote his business. So if you need
to do a restoration of anything from the twenties to
the eighties, Bevinnie's been a great show sponsor for us.
He just renewed. Want to thank him for that. We
are going to do something for my birthday, which is
(34:20):
November tenth. We'll probably do it on November ninth. I'm
thinking maybe Pat and Corey. I don't know. I'm working
out the details right now, but I'm just letting you know.
It is my intention to find a sponsor so that
that will be free to you. You can come out
and eat and drink and we get to see each
other because it's been a while. Our Palm Beach trip
(34:40):
at the end of October is almost done. We just
chose the menu with mar A Lago. There's a yacht,
there's private planes. It's a vacation of a lifetime. It's
a heck of a thing. And finally, I've got a
friend who's leaving law enforcement, which he has done for
probably fifteen years. He's a tough guy, he's got leadership skills.
He does all of our graphics if you see our
(35:02):
silly memes and stuff. And we've had long conversations about
his career choices. And he's got kids, and he's he's
been putt in situations where he's almost lost his life
as a law enforcement officer. He's done with it. I'm
looking for him a great leadership position in a business.
Email me if you could use a good hand.
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