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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time time time, lock and load.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
So Michael Arry Show is on the air, Goodline News
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with Shirley Q lickor.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Well, I don't have nothing wrote down, I can tell
you what's going on down new How you learn this
is Shirley cue Liquor with your Hoodline News. I didn't
have time write nothing down, but I showed enough to
stop plenty. We went through this McDonald drive through down here,
and they got that long scuff feeding the nail female
what's her name working up in there, Li Shwanda does
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something with her big old hair, dude, and she had
the gold flex on her uh you know, her mascara
where it go it's gold up there, and she acts
like she figured to give a concert at six thirty
in the morning. I'd be more than pleased if she
was just giving my egg mcmufflin. And she gonna just
throw all kind of attitudes. So I'm sorry, but me
and her got into it. The manager was called, and
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the police was called, and the SWAT team was the
last ones down there. By that time.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
It was overwit, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
But she's just gonna have to have her attitude adjusting
if she gonna work down there. This is my neighborhood.
I don't play that down here. This had been Shirley
q lickor with your hoodline news kids. No, because I
told her I'm not playing with her at noo.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I'm through it.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Her folk are fired up about vote. I cannot read
my emails as fast as they are come. And then
people are excited, I mean just fired up. Let's see
if ED is back ed?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
What were you doing?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Wow? Uh? Anyway, I had the sake or call. It
was a very important but anyway, who was it was
one of the dealerships I work with. I had to
take it. And what do you do for the dealerships?
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I do facility maintenance for about seven dealerships, College Station
and Conroe.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh okay, all right, and you you have a crew
that works for you or is it outsourced?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
No? I do a lot of it, but I do
have subcontractors I use for some of the more complicated
stuff that needs permits and so on and so forth.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
What is the number one reason they called what's the
number one facilities maintenance problem challenge? You'll have.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
In the summertime? It's always their conditioning, and then next
to plumbing, and then all kinds of various other things,
and plumbing is usually a pretty good, pretty busy area. Toilet,
that's one of them, that's one of mine.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
What are they? Is it like tim wats putting tampons
down in there?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
What are they? Why are they stopping up the toilet?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Most of the time they uh just walk up a
collar paper like a baseball and that would be the women's.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And are is there something inside that wad?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
I don't think so, but when I get to it,
you can't tell.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well, have mercy, so you have plumbers on staff.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yeah, I got plumbers that I was in construction for
about thirty years, so I had not the subcontracts I
used there, and I married up most of them to
tie in with the facility maintenance.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You know, one of the things that that restaurants will
tell you is that first generation Mexicans who come here,
and this is not only true in Mexico, but it's
a common issue here, is the Mexican plumbing system is
so bad that they don't flush toilet paper or anything else,
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so they put it in the trash. So like convenience
store owners and restaurants have told me that you'll walk
in and it smells real bad, and you've got pooh
on toilet paper that's been put in the in the trash,
and they're not trying to destroy vandalize your place. That's
the cold. Sure they've come from where you don't put
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the toilet paper down the toilet, so at least in
that situation, nobody's clogging up your toilet.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yeah, and I live in a rural area and the
convenience stores around there ask you to put the toilet
paper in the trash because most of them are on
the septic system.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, no, that's that is absolutely the case. What do
you call about, ed.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Well, Deer season opens on first, the first weekend prior
to to voting on that next Tuesday, and a lot
of these guys are two or three hundred miles away
from here, and they take off that whole week on
opening week, and they won't be anywhere near where they're
supposed to vote. So I just want to remind them
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to vote early because none of them are going to
turn around and on Tuesday and drive back to vote
and then go back to the least. And there's quite
a few hundred out there, so just want to remind
them to vote. Early.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
YEP. One of the most insidious of the annoying irritants
that I have to block around this time of year
is the people who they've they figured it all out.
They sit and they model a game, this scene all out,
and what they think everybody should do is nobody vote
and go in and vote at the last second on
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the last day, so the line will be eighty five
hours long. Go in there and vote, and then the
Democrats can't cheat us. Well, Clifford Tatum figured that one out,
So all the people that sandbag and didn't vote till
the last minute on Alex Meeler didn't get to vote.
They just didn't send ballots. So I push and campaigns
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push for people to vote early, because see, the voter
fraud thing has gotten into people's heads so badly that
now we've got people doing things that are counterproductive to
winning elections because they're so twisted in knots over the
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voter fraud that they're now doing irrational things because they're
so obsessed with the voter fraud as opposed to voting
and getting other people to vote, and because that's the
one thing they actually can do. You know, it's funny
people will say, how'd you lose all that weight? I
eat once a day? Really, yep, once a day. I
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eat in the evening one time. Isn't that bad for
you? You're probably carrying two hundred extra pounds. You do the math, Well,
well then what do you? Can you eat?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
This?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Can you? And then you realize that person doesn't want
to lose weight. That person is in this loop of
dumb questions and dumb decisions and focus majoring in the
minors and focusing on things that do not matter. And
you can't help that person. And I've just I've stopped
trying because they'll make you crazy. But if people vote early,
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we're sure they vote. It's depressing when you think about
at the end of the election that there are people
who've been complaining for years how bad things are, and
they themselves are going to forget to vote. They're going
to forget that they were supposed to cast a vote
as well. Another thing, there was a poll that came
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out Thursday or Friday Friday, and Trump is up in
this poll. Is the ut UT Political Institute I think
it's called poll had him at fifty one forty six,
had crews at fifty one forty four. I had people saying,
don't say that he's winning, nobody will vote. That's not
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how it works. It's the opposite. You want to suppress vote,
tell people your candidates losing.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Twenty eighteen, we're talking about paper ballots. But that actually
might be one of the smartest.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Systems the Michael Show, because Russia.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Cannot hack a piece of paper.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Woman who has filmed herself eating dog food and even
her dogs are looking at her like she's goofy and
they eat dog food. She's looking into the camera head on,
she's got her boot, she got her butt pooched up,
and she's looking right at you. And fittingly, she's dog
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ugly white woman and she's down there and she's just
chomping away. I hate smacking or any noises like that,
but I cannot stop watching this video because this is it.
I mean, this is when you realize that that hr director,
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when you realize that the angry white women liberal and
they're purse carrying men. No matter what position they've weaseled
themselves into, they are all emotional, emotionally distraught ball bags.
I mean, they are a complete mess all the time,
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and that's why they're so angry. At you and Trump
and everything. None of that is their problem. You're not
their problem. Toxic masculinity is not their problem. Their problem
is they're ugly. They're angry. They thought they were going
to be more successful, more famous, more rich. They are
unliked and unlikable and they hate themselves. But they're always ugly.
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You can count on them. They're always just god awful ugly.
They're kind of ugly. You can't fix, just ugly, heinous.
And that's why people like that are they try to
change the rules. You can't call somebody ugly. You can't
call somebody this or that because they've been called that. See,
if they could just stop having if they could just
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keep everybody but them from having opinions, then nobody will
continue to have an opinion that they're ugly because they
are inside and out they're ugly, miserable creatures. And whether
they're eating the dog food or wearing the mask in
the car or whatever else, what you're dealing with are
people who are an absolute wreck of a human being.
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So they may have more money, more power, more everything, education,
that's a big one for them than you, but they
will never be happy, They will never find purpose, they
will never find contentment, they will never find a point
of accomplishment, a sense of satisfaction, and that's what they're
yearning for. They're called awfuls. You may have heard this
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term in the political world. It's a real term in
the political world for people who strategize about campaigns, and
awful is a is an affluent white female, urban liberal.
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Affluent white female, urban liberal liberal. So this is your
Hillary Clinton. Now these this is the right now, this
is where Kamala is still polling the best because it's
a bunch of bitches just like her, a bunch of
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scratchy kloi. And the problem with Kamala is every man
has had to deal with a Kamala before. Every man
has had to deal with someone like her, a woman
who was put in charge who should not have been.
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And the problem is women are so insecure that they
all go, oh, you just don't like women. I love women,
competent women. What I don't like are women who are
put into a position like that, who have no business
being there. And you know what, you shouldn't either. Your
problem is you're in the sisterhood of flying Pants and
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you think you all have to stick together Kamala is
terrible for you put a bad woman in a position
because she's a woman, and then nobody will want that again.
You want the best of the best. If there's going
to be a woman, you want them to be better,
not worse. You don't support that because somehow that's gonna
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be to your advantage. Wrong. But anyway, every man out there,
every competent man out there, has dealt with this type
because who are the awfuls thing about them? They don't
stay at home. They weasele themselves into positions of authority.
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They tend to be very career minded, and they seek
out positions of authority power so that they can wield
that power. That's why they end up as school administrators,
assistant principles and principles and that's a very very common
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position for them. Government positions, oh, they love the authority
of a government position. They'll get into law enforcement, but
not to be an officer. HPD is no different. You
will find the ranks of major city police departments full
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of incompetent, mean, awfuls, angry white female urban liberals. Plenty
of them. You can spot them from them all away.
Ask any cop you know that that that trusts you
for you to tell the truth. I can name five
of them right now over the last twenty years that
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these are These are anice porker kind of kind of
people that they're You're going to find these very angry
white women, very proud of their education. Some of them
went to Smith that's a common common one. Someone went
to Wellesley. They a lot of them went to women's colleges.
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But they're they're not dumb per se. They have so
no self awareness. They're very angry. They thought they were
going to be the first woman president. They thought that
they were going to every feeling of insecurity they ever had.
They thought that when they achieved this or that, that
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everyone would then look at them and say, wow, you're
the greatest ever. When that didn't happen, they became very angry,
and they've motivated themselves with the notion that everyone is
out to get them and no one respects them. And
these women who they're never happily married. They may be
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married to some little mouse, you know, some guy who
films them having sex with another dude. They may be
married to that guy because somebody has to carry their purse.
But mostly they're divorced and mostly their wine. They're winos
and they're very bitter, and they live in urban environments
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and they take positions of authority and power and then
they wield it and boy or they ever mean, woo,
boy or they ever mean. This is the principal who
when you go up to the school because they've wronged
your kid, God help you, because she's bitter all the time.
You're mad because something bad has happened. She's mad because
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it's Tuesday. Like, she's mad all the time. This is
the group that is the biggest impediment right now. They've
lost black males. They have Kamala has turned black males
potentially a generation of black males against the Democrat Party,
and she's lost more black females than they expected. But
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black males, they're in free fall right now. It is shocking.
White males, white males are going to go for Trump
in a bigger number than they've gone Republican in a
very very long time. Every single demographic. For the first
time this season, first time in years, Trump is leading
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with white women. But that is married white women, suburban women,
rural women, the awfuls, they're still the holdouts. Ooh, they're bitter.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Everybody needs to be woke.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Married.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
I just say more woke than less woke. So never.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Never looks sorry.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Just a moment of praise for Rodney Crowell. He just
turned seventy four years old.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
You know.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Who happened to written the Houston Kid as he was
as he is known. I was just looking at some
more data coming in. I get to that in a moment.
But you think about this, Donald Trump, five kids from
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three different women, thirty four time convicted felon, He's been
shot in the head, and yesterday he was a friar
cook at McDonald's. You'd have to be a racist not
to vote for him. Seriously, So let me see if
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I can find this data point what. No, Rodney crow
hasn't done anything nearly that interesting. I mean, you think
he has an interesting life, all right. So early voting
data from the key swing states Georgia, North Carolina, Michigan, Pennsylvania,
and Wisconsin a ten point swing toward Republicans since this
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point in twenty twenty twenty twenty four vote totals ten
point swing since four years ago. Trump is so popular
in the swing states that the Pennsylvania Senator Casey the
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Democrat is running ads hugging Trump, talking about supporting Trump.
Tammy Baldwin, Democrat senator in Wisconsin doing the same, Sharad Brown,
junior senator from a Democrat senator not junior senator, Democrat
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senator from Ohio, talking about how well he works with
Donald Trump. They asked Casey, the Democrat senator in Pennsylvania,
why won't you appear on the campaign trail with the
presidential candidate of your party? And he said, because I'm
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trying to win. The Democrat senator in Pennsylvania will not
be seen with Kamala Harris. The oddsmakers put her chances
of winning the presidency if she loses Pennsylvania at seven
percentage points. She has to have more than Pennsylvania, but
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she has to have Pennsylvania, and the senator there will
not campaign with her. Trump's Saturday, Sorry, Trump's Sunday, her birthday,
consisted of him showing up at a McDonald's. Did have
you seen the crowd in Latrobe, Pennsylvania. I don't know
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how many thousand people it is. It's insane. He did
a radio interview, he did a rally, and then he
shows up to the Pittsburgh Steelers game. They wouldn't put
him on the jumbo tron on the screen. There's an
average of seven times per game that national Television puts
Taylor Swift on national TV. And she's out there for
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Kamala every time every Chiefs game. But it didn't matter
because people filmed it. Because it didn't make TV. They
went extra. That's why I'm telling you about it. And
they chanted USA. They there was a rollicking applause to
him being there. And oh, by the way, while he
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was serving French fries with pretty good form, I want
to say at the McDonald's, what was jd Vance doing?
He was serving beers to Packers fans. Jd Vance, the
vice presidential candidate, was serving beers to Packers fans, and
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Tim Waltz said, I'd like to serve beers to packers.
Unrelated ramon unrelated. Oh, we got a computer glitch, computer glitch.
Here we go, got it. Okay, I'm gonna try to
get all these calls in in just a moment, so
let's be quick. We'll start with Joe. Joe, you're on
the Michael Berry Show. Go ahead, Hey.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Michael, thank you for taking my call. Listen. I wanted
to say real quick congratulationcy guys for your national syndication. Uh,
we'll probably do. I take you everywhere I go. I've
taken you to California, Russia. Uh, just different parts in
the United States that we traveled. But but I wanted
to call them today to let you know the reason
why people should vote. My grandmother was a staunch Republican,
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a Christian and also a Patriot. And she is still
those values in me and that's probably one reason why
I vote more conservative than than the other other side.
But but I want ironically when she died, she died
on Trump's birthday. Uh, she died on Flag Day and
so that was a very you know, memorable moment for
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me as a grandson of course, but uh, but also
as a as a as an American and uh, it
was incredible. What was her full name, Tommy Pauline f
And she was born in Waco, Texas.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
How do you spell fee fee?
Speaker 6 (23:59):
Just just like saying your parking fee, your library fee.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Well, God bless you, and you know, be grateful when
you miss her that you had something worth missing. That
is my message when people lose someone you know, every
year on Mother's Day and Father's Day, people call up
and tell the story about how wonderful their mother was
and how wonderful their father wasn't every year breaks my heart,
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genuinely breaks my heart. And I'm pretty I'm pretty callous
after reading this many emails, this many years and people
will say, I'm glad that all those people had a
wonderful mother, wonderful father, But mine abandoned me, mine abused me, mine.
And I think to myself, Wow, this really puts it
into perspective. You know, this really puts into perspective how
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lucky you are that when your brother, sister, mother, father, husband, wife, child,
when you lose somebody and you miss them because you
love them, then you had something that many people will
never have. And so instead of focusing on what you
no longer have, focus on what you were blessed to have,
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because most will never have something so special. And that's
the truth, that's the reality. I am so excited reading
these emails from people. I wish people would. I wish
every one of you could see them. Somebody in Needville,
somebody apparently, and somebody in Woodville, somebody in Beaumont just
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showing up casting their vote, being a part making history,
bringing change, providing a solution. Woman, just email me while
I'm talking. She took her mother and her daughter. It's
her daughter's first election to get to vote, and she's
so excited. This is We were in Austin this weekend
with Michael t This is his first presidential election. He's
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voted in a city council race, but this is his
first presidential election to get to cast a vote, and
I am so excited. Get the people around you to
the polls. Drive them there. We got a lot of
elderly folks, a lot of folks in homes. Don't don't
let those homes do the voting for I've seen this
with my own eyes. They will cast a vote that
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your mother or grandmother or grandfather would never have cast.
You take them yourself, and they remained scared to death
of Trump the Michael Berry Show. You're not going anywhere
even if Trump does, You're.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Not get them up to night.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Please vote early, Please vote all the way down the ballot.
For every single Republican, whether you recognize the name or not,
a Republican or a Democrat is going to win. You
do not want Democrats in those seats. That is just
the feeder system for the next colin all wrong. Kamala Harris,
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Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi. Those are just seats that they control.
You do not want somebody in that seat. All the
way down the ballot, I'm voting no on every single bond,
every single bond, I'm voting no on. And by the way,
if what you want to do is destroy the county
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that you live in, one of the best ways you
can do it is to continue to saddle every piece
of property with yet another debt that's going to need
to be paid. Oh but the air conditions at the
school are not what they ought to be. The children
deserve better. The roofs are leaking. Yeah, I'm sure they
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are because HISD has quandered the money. Why don't you
lay off some middle management and fix it. The taxpayers
didn't create the problem. It's not for the taxpayers to
solve it. Vote against every single bond. I don't care
where they are. People in local government do not understand
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that taxpayers are tapped out. We're sick of it. Solve
the problem yourself. You don't get to when you can't
pay your house note and car note and you took
too many vacations. You don't get to go take a
gofund me around the neighborhood so you can continue this
bad habit. Bad behaviors have to be punished. They cannot
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be rewarded. When you approve these bonds, you are rewarding
bad behaviors. Period. End of story. All right to the
phone lines we go. I do want to welcome three
new show sponsors to the show, in three categories that
we went out and determined we based on need, based
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on emails. We get. One of them for heavy equipment
is a fellow named Angus Davis. His company is called
Texas State Reynolds. And what I really like is that
they are in Tomball and Orange. Now that's God's country
right there. If you're in Tomball and Orange, they're also
in CENTI tone if you ever want to be connected
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to any of my show sponsors, I probably get twenty
emails a day needing foundation or hair replacement or eye
surgery or something, and I forward those on directly, and
I love to do that. You're going to get the
best possible service imaginable. So one of them is heavy equipment,
and I'm going out to tour them shortly. But Apparently
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the big brand that they have that everybody wants is
called Sanny. Do you know what Sanny? Have you ever
heard of that room? I didn't either. I'm about to
I'm gonna get on some of that equipment and I'm
gonna create an awkward moment because I'm going to insist
that I get to drive it, and I'm going to
get on there and I'm going to start cutting up
to the point where they go from Man, we don't
want to freak out because you know, that'd be weird
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and he'll think we're weirdos. But we also don't want
him to smash something either. You've got to create that
level of discomfort. Texas State rentalds Angus Davis. We were getting
a lot of emails from folks that the national insurance
carriers were not covering things that they had paid their
premiums for. So I didn't want some nut job. We
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wanted to get somebody that's good at what they do.
And there's a guy that the firm is called Chad T. Wilson.
Hard to remember. The website is Claimdenied dot com. But
if you email me, I'll put you in with the
guy who is in charge of the firm. So if
you have an insurance claim from a national insurance carrier
for smoke, water, wind storm, hurricane that you believe the
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insurance company should have should have covered, and you've played
your paid your premiums, that's what they do all day,
is they start with the letter and if they have to,
it goes all the way to a lawsuit to get
you paid and made whole for what you what you
you didn't pay those premiums for your health. And finally
we added them a little while back. But I don't
think I ever officially welcomed them. Is I have been
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wanting a mental health professional because I think, as jd.
Vance said, we don't have a gun problem in this country,
we have a mental health problem in this country. And
so we reached out. We had several referrals to Family
Psychiatry of the Woodlands and had them on to talk
about some of the mental health issues that we're seeing
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in society today. They liked what the show brought the
folks that came in. They do a lot of clinical trials,
so they're wanting from both teenagers and adult even if
you don't qualify, even if you couldn't afford to be
a patient at Family Psychiatry of the Woodlands. A lot
of people qualify for their clinical trials in different forms
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of treatment and how that works out. So anyway, we
are happy to welcome the three of those. Let's go
to Beverly too. We'll go to Anna Catherine Roseen, and
we'll close with Beverly because she's a sweet little lady.
Anna Catherine, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Good morning, Michael, first time caller, and I just wanted
I know we all know the logical case to vote
for Trump, but I have been overwhelmed just in the
last few weeks with such an affection or toward in
an endearment for Trump, and I just I can't really
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describe it, but for me this year, it is just
as emotional as it is logical. And I just don't
think forever or it will be a long time before
we have someone else like him. Obviously, he is up
in age, so I'm just praying that he makes it
to inauguration and then he makes it through his term.
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But I don't know, I'm shaking as I tell you this.
It's just I'm just so overwhelmed with just his plight
and decision to do this instead of live out his
last year's you know, just in not sure.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
I think we all recognize, Anna Catherine, that a special
moment is happening right now, not just for Donald Trump,
just with our relationship, in our relationship with him, but
in our relationship with our country, in our relationship with
our fellow patriots, in our relationship with people who share
our values. I think we all see that something special
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is happening right now. Go out and vote today, folks.
Poles are open in Texas till seven pm.