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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time time, time, time, luck and load. So
Michael vari show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
All right, back to Teresa, all right, let's get this straight.
Take notes. Okay, Teresa, the traditional spelling t h e
r e s A Teresa deesa Latina version of Teresa
t e r e s A. No h after the T.
You should know that Teresa t e r e s
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s A as you spelled it. But this isn't Teresa's Teresa. Okay,
Roman Teresa. Yes, I'm having distudiously avoid looking at the
call screen, which is to my right. If I see it, all,
pronounce it the way it's written.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay. So your father adopts your brother's son.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
My cousin.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
He was my aunt's son. Okay, your aunt's his, so
his nephew, his nephew. He had some tough times. He
struggled as many people do, sewing his wild oats I
think was your phrase. And then he learned and he
had grown up, you know, with with dad learning, learning
some skills, and then he became an ac repair man.
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Is that right?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Are electrician?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You have a very sweet voice. By the way, Have
I ever told you that?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Thank you? Yes, you just seem like a nice person,
very grit very grandmotherly. How old are you sixty seven?
Sixty seven? Are you a grandmother? Oh? Several times? Ober,
Well that's sweet, all right. So your your cousin, uh,
he's he's an acy repairman. And where did you go
from there? We ran out of time.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
My biological brother and I have very high IQs. Alan
has an average IQ and my mother had a hard
time dealing with that because she was used to my
other brother and I. But Alan was the quarterback of
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the football team, so he had talent, he had charisma.
He's a very good looking young man. But like I said,
he had some hard times and then he has Finally,
he's fifty one now works in Huntsville as an air
conditioner electrician, and we are all so very proud of
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him because he turned his life around and he's so
he wasn't naturally brilliant, but he is a brilliant young man.
He took what he had and he made the most
out of it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So I have to go.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I have to take a call.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, sorry, no, no, I enjoyed our conversation. This is counterintuitive,
but trust me that it's true. There has long been
the idea that being quote unquote smart, which is scoring
well on an IQ test, And I'm not I'm not
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disagreeing with Teresa. This is this is a tangent off
of what Teresa said, but not a counter to tersa
and what you get throw on you. It's scoring highly
on an IQ test. Being a person who is naturally
gifted with a processor up above your brain processes quickly
that that is the ticket to professional success. And you
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you're going to think I'm crazy, and most of you
will not believe me, especially if you are not a
person so gifted. But I'm going to tell you the
opposite is true unless you define success differently than I
suspect most of you do. If you define success as
working in the chemistry lab at Exxon, making one hundred
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thousand dollars a year, rarely anymore, wearing a clip on tie,
short sleeve shirt, and grinding out for thirty five years
until you retire, that I'm not saying that person is
not successful, but we don't hold that person up as
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highly successful in society the way we would Trump or
Elon or Tilman for Tita or Steve Jobs or whoever else.
When you talk about people who make the big money.
And let's say the big money is we'll just pick
a random number where you are will affect this number
five hundred if you were to look at the number
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of people who make five hundred thousand dollars or more.
I have no study to prove this is purely anecdotal,
but observing people and asking tacky questions, intrusive questions, and
finding a way to get answers to them to add
them to the algorithm so that my algorithm becomes better
and better the more data, the bigger the data set.
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I will tell you that if people who make over
five hundred thousand dollars a year, ninety percent of them
are somewhere between average intelligence and slightly above average intelligence.
And that is an absolute fact. Well, I can't say
that that is an opinion that don't come too lightly. If, however,
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we were to discuss people who make between seventy five
thousand and two fifty who might have been Valdictorn in
their class, who had a perfect SAT, who are MENSA members.
The number of people who will tell you they are
a MENSA member, who are financially successful very very slim.
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So I love Jeopardy I've always loved Jeopardy. It was
my mother and I watched Jeopardy together. Romon, you're too
young to understand this, but there was a time when
you watched something live, or you didn't watch it, you
didn't get to you didn't get to you know, tvo
it or whatever else. We watched Jeopardy together. That was
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our thing. And so there's a lot of fond memories.
When Alex died, Alex Trebek, I say, Alex, like we're buddies.
I'm not going to tell you that, you know, it
was my dog dying. I went into mourning for three days.
Well I don't do that anyway, but it was a
little part of me died, A little part of my
life died. I was that attached to Alex Trebek. He
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was a part. He was a stable part of my life.
People will say to me in writing or in person,
they'll say, you know, I feel like we're friends because
you're in the passenger seat with me all day long,
especially people who drive all day. You're in the pastor
seat with me all day long. And they think they'll go,
(07:27):
I know that's hard for you to know. I completely
understand it. We don't do the show the way most
people do a show like this, where we are barking
political things at you. We do the show like we're
on a long drive and we're talking through things. And
so anyway, when you consider if you wanted your kid
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to grow up to make a million dollars a year,
you're better off if that kid is not a high
Q kid. So I watched Jeopardy, and the biggest winner
on Jeopardy of all time is Ken Jenny's I think
he won seventy four times. I know he won seventy four,
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he won twohndred and fifty times. But you will notice
on Jeopardy these really really really smart people and none
of them have what we would donsider highly successful job.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
The Michael Barry Show is.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
This poison arrow. I don't think we've ever played this
in twenty years ago. What made you think of this?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
But you would just want to do.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
That?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I said, I love you fall the situation.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You remember the video for this. There's a hot woman
in there. I forget her name. She was, uh, she
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was famous. Later she was one of those women famous
for being famous. She was on one of the the
Real Housewives. And I don't know that because I watched that,
but I read the headlines on people magazines when I'm
checking out the grocer s. This is a theme that
(10:03):
I attack often, and I want you to understand why
I do so. It is in large part because I
really think we could transform lives if people understand what
I'm saying and take it to heart. There are a
lot of people within the earshot who think of themselves
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as dullards. You know, if you were to go to
the auction, they'd be the skinny cow nobody wanted to buy.
If you were playing pickup ball, they'd be the kid
last picked, and it's four on four and you know,
best kid has been picked, and now you're lading you go.
I guess we got dumbee, all right, you know. And
(10:47):
if we won't dumb dumby, you post up out of
there on a three if we if we get bored,
we'll throw it to you, but probably not just out
of the way. Okay, you know, somebody brought along their
little brother. Even numbers or even odds, You're like, y'all
can have dumb you know, don't make a difference anyway.
So there are a lot of people within earshot who
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are a service technician for home improvement company, are a
billion clerk for a medical office, or a courier or
a cop or some other thing that they never expected
to be when they were growing up. But at some
point you got to get a job, right, And so
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you're waiting tables at the restaurant, maybe to get yourself
through school, and then you waiting tables when you start looking,
and it's hard. It's hard to get in. It's hard
to get into a job. It's very difficult today to
get into a job. And I don't think companies realize
how hard they make it. They make it very, very difficult.
They create barriers, and they put a person in charge
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of hiring who doesn't have the skill set for that,
and that person wants to create cumber. There's some labyrinthine documents.
These are the same people that scheme up all the
documents you can fill out before you can see the doctor,
even independent practices. How do I know this because I
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always put ridiculous things on there, and there's no way
possible you could read that if you read the form.
There's no way possible you could read that and not
bring it up to me. If I'm visiting the cardiologists
and they say, why are you here today? I have
massive boils on my ass cheek When I sit down,
they squirt out, and then you start on the next paget,
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Like when I get letters from prison inmates. It starts out.
You know, they'll they'll have a margin of zero point
seventy five on each side. What a what an o
CD thing to say? They'll have a they'll have a
normal margin on each side, And then they run out
of paper, so then they draw an arrow and I
almost start sideways and write perpendicular to that one, and
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they use every I mean, it's it's a maze to
finish the thing. But people they go to work, they
finally get a job, and it's whoever, wherever they can
get a job, whoever's hiring, okay, and it's doing something
they know nothing about, they have no training for. And
when you're in the entry level position, you're just feeling
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a slot. You're not made to feel valuable because the
people who should make you feel valuable and appreciated and
who should inspire you do not have that skill set
because they started where you are and they ended up
in that position, or they went to college and got
a degree in psychology. So now they have a college degree.
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Oh they're something special. So they got hired because they
have a college degree, and maybe they check one of
the boxes that need to be checked. That's how people
end up in HR. And so now that person is
puts you in the spot, but they don't really. All
they do is make sure you get your fob key
and your ID badge and the direct depositive information and
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they send you on your own. So now you go
into whatever group you're working with and the person and
nobody there wants to train you. They don't care because
they've never been trained. So how can they train you?
And they've never been trained, they don't know how to
bring you in. They don't know how to inspire you.
They don't know how to teach you the company culture
because they don't know the company has a culture because
it hasn't been thought about. Most people don't think about
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these things. So you're living in a world full of dullards.
So now there you are, you doing this job, and
some point along the way, I am starting to get
on in years. I'm twenty eight. Now I guess I
better get married because I'm ended up fifty and never
been married. I guess this is the point.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Now.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I mean, I've I've got a job. I've been here
for two years now, so I qualify for a car loan,
and I qualify for a house loan, but don't live
by myself. So I don't really love Susie. I mean
crazy about her, not like it was supposed to be
in the movies. But she'll do and she's willing to
marry me. Let's get married and have a kid. Or
maybe she's pregnant, Let's have a kid. Now we have
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the kid. So that takes up a couple of years
of our lives burning through that. Before you know it,
we're starting to look at elementary school. Oh my gosh,
can you believe it happened so fast? And I've been
at the company for eight years, and maybe I've even
moved up a couple levels. Kids going to kindergarten. Well,
by this time, we're getting into sports. So that'll take
every weekday evening when I get home. That'll give us
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something to do as a family, gives us some structure.
Get to root for my kid, because you know, you
don't come home be like Bobby Snail.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
This biology test, you've got this byby whoa.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
You're not posting pictures that your kid got an A
in biology, but a home run in te ball that's something,
even if the home run is really just the rodeo.
You know, you dribble it to third base and he
overthrows first and first runs gets it and he throws
it to the left or to third base, but it
goes into left before you know your kid's scores and
you can't help it. You're going, man, you might play pro.
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I had to retire and travel and see every ballpark
in America, probably gonna go pro. Got a home run already.
And somewhere along the line you look up and on
CNN you're talking about some guy who's a very successful
businessman or maybe maybe your sister her a next door neighbor,
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married this rich man and he's smart. He's I'm not smart,
I'm dumb, I'm sweart. But that's actually not true. This
is important to hang with him for me. The information
that I get from the show that I don't seem
to get from other places, The Michael Barry Show.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
Matter of fact, nobody ignoring the fashion one.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Bobby writes, poison Arrow is the gayest song of all time,
The Gayest is one of the gayest songs of all time,
the Gayest being the start of Ballroom Blitz by the Suite.
I don't know that we should have straight dudes deciding
what is and isn't the gayest, because we don't really know, right.
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We need our gay expert, gay Dave to call in
seven one, three, nine, nine, nine, one thousand. He's probably
got us on speed die. Although I'm not really sure
what to do about gay Dave because he's he's kind
of apparently and he's the one who emailed it. He's
kind of becoming a little bit of a celebrity in
the gay conservative circles. Apparently when they go to a party,
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because gay guys go to a lot of parties. Apparently,
when he goes to parties now, gay conservatives come up
and say, well, they're gay parties, there are he said.
They come up and be like, I want to meet Michael.
I've only met him one time in an event in
nine to twenty. You go there too, and you can
meet him, he said, I want to talk to him,
and he said, but I guard my access. I don't
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share my acts. Sissa's. He kind of like to be
the king of all the gays. You know, Al Sharpton
does that. For blacks, Jesse Jackson does that. Everybody likes
to be that, you know that they're the one that's
the king of you know, they represent the community. So
we will ask gay Dave once we get him on
the line seven one three nine nine, nine, one thousand,
I guess we could have other gay dudes called him
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and tell us the gayest songs of all time and
what makes them so gay because we think of gay
as you know, that's dumb, that's not good, that's not manly.
But they may have a different definition of what's you know,
the gayest. So back to the point, and this is
this is a very important point because we're talking about
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how someone's life turns out. This is not a minor thing.
Even getting the presidential election wrong will have less influence
on getting this part right. So let's go back. This
is important. People start school. Kids start school and they
have no idea why they're going to school. They liked
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staying home, but mom needs some time during the day,
and who can fault it's tough to stay home with kids.
Tell you this, it's also tough to be an assisted
living nurse or caregiver. The things you learn when you
just spend a few minutes in somebody else's shoes. It's
rough to be around old people. They're grumpy, they're never happy.
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Everything hurts, you know, it's like little big kids again,
to pee in the poop and all that. I mean,
I'm walking down the hallway and every single person is
struggling with their own crisis in any given moment. It's
rough anyway. So we send a kid to school because
mom needs some time away, and we've got it. The
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state has to indoctrinate his mind with the certain things
we want him to know, and so we send the
kid off and he doesn't fit in. But especially true
if boys. Teachers will tell you boys are so bad
and girls are very good. No, we're very different, just
as boys have wieners and girls don't. Did you see
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President Trump over the weekend. They asked him what is
a woman? He said, we'll start with she can have
a baby in most cases. I mean, he wasn't afraid
to answer the question. So little boys are built differently.
That's why the little that's why we always sent the
little boys off to war and not the women, because
they're built differently. Their minds are different, they grow at
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different rates, the things going through their mind. You know,
you're very comfortable seeing a male and female dog introduced
into the same playpark, dog park. You're very comfortable watching
in a dog part full of dogs up that breed
over there. He's going to go in and dominate him.
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He's gonna hump that other dog's leg to tell him
we're in prison, and I'm on top, like you see
these things play out. And if you know anything about dogs,
you know that's what that breed does. That's every member
of that breed. That's what they're going to do in
the crowd. Well, that's also true to a large extent
for boys and girls. We have a physiological developmental process,
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and boys and girls are completely different. There will be
exceptions to that rule. There will was that gay Dave
Tom told him an somebody had to track him down, somebody,
somebody in the relay. They've got a gay relay. Somebody
calls somebody who called somebody like, hey, gay Dave is
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needed on Michael Berry Shaw. They came and got him.
He says, oh okay, all right, let me finish this point.
So these kids, so these little boys are going to school,
and it's historically mostly women who are teaching it. And
so you've got a woman who's just like mom at home.
She doesn't want him to be a little boy. She
wants him to be like a little girl. And today
they literally like pigtails and cut you in her off
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chemical castration. These little boys are struggling to keep it together.
They're struggling not to distract. They can't sit still. They're
they're they're anxious, they're they're they're eager. Then want to
go outside and climb stuff and throw stuff and break stuff,
build stuff, knock stuff and kick stuff. And no, no, no,
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little lord frontleroy, who want you to sit there like
a prison inmate, locked down. So they develop behavioral problems.
They don't understand why they're in school. They're not interested
in what's being taught and doesn't make them dumb, but
they're not fitting within the school, and the school is
giving them marks, and that mark is everything. Oh my
kid is all as Crimson Elementary. Well, the only the
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only comeback is a good old fashioned redneck Like I
drew up, grew up with the kind of guys that said,
if it's brown and root, flush it the union workers
at the plant. That was a very common one when
I was growing up. Uh, and then there was always
a free uh free what was the one guy? There
was always some redneck that worked at the plant that
had gotten a fight, and they'd arrested him and send
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him away and they're you know, they're they're trying to
get him out. So they'd have a plate line dinner
this weekend. You could come out and get a plate
lunch and drink beer and rider Harley and we were
all doing it for Jerry Lafleur, but actually was just
an excuse to get together. But anyway, so these these
boys particularly are struggling as they're going into school and
they're not the all A student. But the redneck parent
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growing up will be like my d student, beat up
your A student that I always love that bumbersticker. So
now these kids, because they're not getting good grades, they're
not getting the opportunities. We don't want you in college
because you're not a good student. We don't want you
over here because you're not a good student. And wherever
these kids go, how are you doing in school? All
A's all right, okay, yeah, you get a free pizza deep.
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You get a free piece of pizza because you got
all a's you played by the rules. The woman gave
you good marks on being like a little girl, because
that's that's how it is for a little kid.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Right.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
So now they're coming into their own and so they
got to go into prison all day and the only
outlet is a sport or a fight, or a cigarette
or a drug, or maybe they can go home and
start working on on on an old car. Before you
know what, school is out. They don't know what to do.
They go to the military because why not, what else
are they going to do? They don't know what to do.
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Some will go to vocational training, some will go to
work at dad's shop. Some will try to get hired on.
But they getting hired on. It's harder than it used
to be. See this is where a legal immigration destroyed
multiple generations. Used to a young kid coming out of
American school, black, white, Hispanic, coming out of high school,
if he didn't go to the military and didn't go
to vocational training, there were still jobs. He'd get hired
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as a helper and he might take it to it. It
might get real good at it. So hold with me.
One morning. We got gay David to tell us, ask
him to just go ahead and know what the five
gayest songs are?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
All all, this is the Michael Berry show.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Good thing, got.
Speaker 9 (25:24):
My goodness, he's going crazy right now. He's the biggest
George Michaels fan. Well it's Ronda now it wasn't an
Rondo before. Jay's last name.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Is one.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Gay Dave?
Speaker 7 (25:45):
How you doing, Michael good?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
This was the gayest song? Is that what you said?
Speaker 7 (25:49):
No? No, that's number five?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Oh okay, hold on number four.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
We'll go in reverse order, but.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
You would know this is it George Michael or George Michaels.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
I think it's just Michael.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Okay, you know his real name?
Speaker 7 (26:05):
Uh yeah, it's Papadopoulos or something.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
That's so funny. I was gonna say it's Papadopoulos or
something like that. Yeah, it's something Greek. I think it
starts with an a. It's like Aristotle, Aristophanes or something. Yeah,
something like that.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
All right, Number four, something like that. Number four is
Dancing Queen by Abba.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Mm hmm. Do you know that Ramon does not go
more than one month at a time and has him
for twenty years without watching Muriel's wedding because he loves
that song so much.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
That's pretty gay.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah. Well number three, yeah, number three.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
You know, this might not actually be a top five
for most gay people, but for me, this is my favorite.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Well, you're the spokes all gay people, so it is
now officially number three.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
Okay, Well there you go, so then it works. It's
I don't feel like dancing by the Scissor Sisters.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
That it's lesbian. We're not mixing those.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
They're pretty gay, okay, like every one of them is gay.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I don't know this song, I know, but that's.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
A great song. You would like that song. It's a
great song.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Why would Why is there three on the gay listen?
I would like it? What do you say it?
Speaker 7 (27:17):
I'm just saying it's a good song, no matter if
you're gay or not gay. Like I don't like to dance,
but when I hear that song, I want to dance.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Okay, fair enough. Number two.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
Number two is Ymca by The Village People.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Which I think I'm pretty sure is Donald Trump's favorite song.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
Yeah, he loves that song. He loves pretty pro gay,
even though the gays don't think that.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
What's funny is gays knew that they knew that, but
they have to make him anti gay. That's what they
do when they don't like Song's politics. They have to
make them out to be a gay hater, right, because
that will make other gays who are lazy and not
look it up. Trump has always been very very pro gay,
openly pro gay New York politics, pro ge.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Here's pro gay before Hillary was. Yeah, they ran in
twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yep. Evangelicals don't want to admit that because it upsets them,
but they're lying. It's true. He's always been very pro guy,
has has many many gay friends. He's his policies in
his company, his positions publicly. But he does love YMCA,
There's no doubt about that. Loves it. And so do
we be honest?
Speaker 7 (28:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Go ahead, Number one, get fun And number one, who
are you talking to the background?
Speaker 7 (28:30):
It's raining men by the weather girls.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Who are you talking to in the background?
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Me, I'm not talking to anyone.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
What are you doing?
Speaker 7 (28:42):
I'm trying to do some work on the farm.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Oh I forgot you're at the farm. Okay, Now off
the cuff, I in no particular order. Off the cuff.
Give us the five gayest jobs, the jobs at most
gays that more gays do than anything else. You get five.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
I t anyone in, I t uh. If you're a
hair dresser, I think that's up there, or barber.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I don't think barbara.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
Think yeah, more hair dresser, but I mean, yeah, there's
a fancy kind of barber's.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yes, all right. Number three, if.
Speaker 7 (29:23):
You work in a bath house, I think that's pretty Gaya.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Just took a turn. Wow, Okay, I didn't know we're
talking about Barack Obama here. All right.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
I'm trying. I'm trying to think, hm hmmm, uh. Maybe
if you do like nails, like painting people's nails, manicures.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Any dudes painting nails? The next answer was a florist,
very good, Yeah, what's the last one?
Speaker 7 (29:54):
And uh, Monsieur if you're okay.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, Massur is a girl. I think I might have it.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
I think the other way around.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, all right. The five biggest trips triggers on your
gaytor If you walk in there's a guy across the
room and he's not being nelly or flamboyant or anything else,
but based on how he's how he looks, what he's
wearing or whatever, what are the five tails for you?
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Oh, if you have really like nice hair, if you're
one of those like hair people, although those metro sexual
is really mess things up these days.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, well they might be on the spot.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
Yeah, if you have painted nails, that's definitely a sign.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Okay, what about this. I have a lot of black
friends who they get their nails polished and buffed and
it creeps me out and I tell them and they
don't care, and they're like, it's a black thing. You
want to understand. But I mean it's like gloss on there.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
Yeah, they put the clear stuff on sometimes.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, and then they buffet, like they get their nails
done as much as my wife does. All right, Next,
my gatar is terrible.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
I always have that. I hope their gay thing that
that gets in the way my gaitar. But I would say, uh,
like the way they're dressed. That they're dressed like really
nice and fancy.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Well that's what we're for like.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
A place, yeah, kind of a day a place like
you're not yeah, kind of dandy, like if you're especially
if you're in a place that normally people just dress
in shorts and a T shirt. Yeah, and they're all fancy.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah gay dave, you know, what's interesting. So in the
mid nineties I did a after law school, I did
another law to gree in England and I'm an Angliphile
love everything about England. There decline saddens me, but especially
when I went to London. London is the sartorial capital,
in my opinion of the world, especially for this English
gentleman look. And I would see guys that they would
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be the three piece suit, I mean, over the top,
over the top Savoy Street bespoke suit, you know, every
hair in place, carrying their briefcase. And there's no way
they're all gay. It's just a very English thing to
dress like a dandy. And and they took such pains,
and I, you know, I thought, man, when I'm a
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young lawyer, I'm gonna I'm gonna dress like that. And
so I bought, you know, within reason on my first salary,
started buying. And then I realized, man, now I do
the show in shorts and Andreot it's just I'm more
kind of Island attire now because it's just too it's
too much work. All right, So what did you say?
Speaker 7 (32:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Okay, what else?
Speaker 7 (32:31):
I was just gonna say, All British people, they're kind
of gay.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Well, they do kind of have that. They're less they're
less manly masculine than Americans in in the vibe. There's
no doubt about that for sure. What about the frosted
tips that that old George.
Speaker 7 (32:45):
Yeah, Yeah, if you got colored like hair frosted stuff,
that's definitely a big sign.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah, that's that's a big one. And you have the
fifth one or do we have to stop it for.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Uh this one? Uh? If your shorts are shorter than
the skies that wear shorts, like most most maskt and
most Saton maskings, most straight guys, their shorts go down
at least their knees. Yeah, And if a gay guy
has like real short, like real short shirts on, that's
that's definitely a side.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
My wife will buy one or two. She'll buy something
and bring it home and if I like it, then
we keep it, and if I don't, because she can't
get me to go out and shop, but she has
taught me it's five, seven and nine. That's the linked
on the shorts. So five is the gay dude, that's
how the are. And I'm a nine guy because I
want it just above my knee. I think that's probably
the biggest.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
I'm kind of in the middle.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah, Ramon wears, which is odd. You wouldn't experence where
really really short shorts, really really short shorts, so much
so that if you walk in, you want him to
close his legs because it's it's awkward. It's a very
awkward visual. Gay Dave, thank you for your shirt. We
appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Hanging out the side of his shirt.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, I can't say that, all right.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Thank you
It's that time time, time, time, luck and load. So
Michael vari show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
All right, back to Teresa, all right, let's get this straight.
Take notes. Okay, Teresa, the traditional spelling t h e
r e s A Teresa deesa Latina version of Teresa
t e r e s A. No h after the T.
You should know that Teresa t e r e s
(00:47):
s A as you spelled it. But this isn't Teresa's Teresa. Okay,
Roman Teresa. Yes, I'm having distudiously avoid looking at the
call screen, which is to my right. If I see it, all,
pronounce it the way it's written.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay. So your father adopts your brother's son.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
My cousin.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
He was my aunt's son. Okay, your aunt's his, so
his nephew, his nephew. He had some tough times. He
struggled as many people do, sewing his wild oats I
think was your phrase. And then he learned and he
had grown up, you know, with with dad learning, learning
some skills, and then he became an ac repair man.
(01:33):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Are electrician?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You have a very sweet voice. By the way, Have
I ever told you that?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Thank you? Yes, you just seem like a nice person,
very grit very grandmotherly. How old are you sixty seven?
Sixty seven? Are you a grandmother? Oh? Several times? Ober,
Well that's sweet, all right. So your your cousin, uh,
he's he's an acy repairman. And where did you go
from there? We ran out of time.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
My biological brother and I have very high IQs. Alan
has an average IQ and my mother had a hard
time dealing with that because she was used to my
other brother and I. But Alan was the quarterback of
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the football team, so he had talent, he had charisma.
He's a very good looking young man. But like I said,
he had some hard times and then he has Finally,
he's fifty one now works in Huntsville as an air
conditioner electrician, and we are all so very proud of
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him because he turned his life around and he's so
he wasn't naturally brilliant, but he is a brilliant young man.
He took what he had and he made the most
out of it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So I have to go.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I have to take a call.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, sorry, no, no, I enjoyed our conversation. This is counterintuitive,
but trust me that it's true. There has long been
the idea that being quote unquote smart, which is scoring
well on an IQ test, And I'm not I'm not
(03:33):
disagreeing with Teresa. This is this is a tangent off
of what Teresa said, but not a counter to tersa
and what you get throw on you. It's scoring highly
on an IQ test. Being a person who is naturally
gifted with a processor up above your brain processes quickly
that that is the ticket to professional success. And you
(04:00):
you're going to think I'm crazy, and most of you
will not believe me, especially if you are not a
person so gifted. But I'm going to tell you the
opposite is true unless you define success differently than I
suspect most of you do. If you define success as
working in the chemistry lab at Exxon, making one hundred
(04:23):
thousand dollars a year, rarely anymore, wearing a clip on tie,
short sleeve shirt, and grinding out for thirty five years
until you retire, that I'm not saying that person is
not successful, but we don't hold that person up as
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highly successful in society the way we would Trump or
Elon or Tilman for Tita or Steve Jobs or whoever else.
When you talk about people who make the big money.
And let's say the big money is we'll just pick
a random number where you are will affect this number
five hundred if you were to look at the number
(05:09):
of people who make five hundred thousand dollars or more.
I have no study to prove this is purely anecdotal,
but observing people and asking tacky questions, intrusive questions, and
finding a way to get answers to them to add
them to the algorithm so that my algorithm becomes better
and better the more data, the bigger the data set.
(05:31):
I will tell you that if people who make over
five hundred thousand dollars a year, ninety percent of them
are somewhere between average intelligence and slightly above average intelligence.
And that is an absolute fact. Well, I can't say
that that is an opinion that don't come too lightly. If, however,
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we were to discuss people who make between seventy five
thousand and two fifty who might have been Valdictorn in
their class, who had a perfect SAT, who are MENSA members.
The number of people who will tell you they are
a MENSA member, who are financially successful very very slim.
(06:21):
So I love Jeopardy I've always loved Jeopardy. It was
my mother and I watched Jeopardy together. Romon, you're too
young to understand this, but there was a time when
you watched something live, or you didn't watch it, you
didn't get to you didn't get to you know, tvo
it or whatever else. We watched Jeopardy together. That was
(06:44):
our thing. And so there's a lot of fond memories.
When Alex died, Alex Trebek, I say, Alex, like we're buddies.
I'm not going to tell you that, you know, it
was my dog dying. I went into mourning for three days.
Well I don't do that anyway, but it was a
little part of me died, A little part of my
life died. I was that attached to Alex Trebek. He
(07:07):
was a part. He was a stable part of my life.
People will say to me in writing or in person,
they'll say, you know, I feel like we're friends because
you're in the passenger seat with me all day long,
especially people who drive all day. You're in the pastor
seat with me all day long. And they think they'll go,
(07:27):
I know that's hard for you to know. I completely
understand it. We don't do the show the way most
people do a show like this, where we are barking
political things at you. We do the show like we're
on a long drive and we're talking through things. And
so anyway, when you consider if you wanted your kid
(07:53):
to grow up to make a million dollars a year,
you're better off if that kid is not a high
Q kid. So I watched Jeopardy, and the biggest winner
on Jeopardy of all time is Ken Jenny's I think
he won seventy four times. I know he won seventy four,
(08:14):
he won twohndred and fifty times. But you will notice
on Jeopardy these really really really smart people and none
of them have what we would donsider highly successful job.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
The Michael Barry Show is.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
This poison arrow. I don't think we've ever played this
in twenty years ago. What made you think of this?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
But you would just want to do.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
That?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I said, I love you fall the situation.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You remember the video for this. There's a hot woman
in there. I forget her name. She was, uh, she
(09:42):
was famous. Later she was one of those women famous
for being famous. She was on one of the the
Real Housewives. And I don't know that because I watched that,
but I read the headlines on people magazines when I'm
checking out the grocer s. This is a theme that
(10:03):
I attack often, and I want you to understand why
I do so. It is in large part because I
really think we could transform lives if people understand what
I'm saying and take it to heart. There are a
lot of people within the earshot who think of themselves
(10:25):
as dullards. You know, if you were to go to
the auction, they'd be the skinny cow nobody wanted to buy.
If you were playing pickup ball, they'd be the kid
last picked, and it's four on four and you know,
best kid has been picked, and now you're lading you go.
I guess we got dumbee, all right, you know. And
(10:47):
if we won't dumb dumby, you post up out of
there on a three if we if we get bored,
we'll throw it to you, but probably not just out
of the way. Okay, you know, somebody brought along their
little brother. Even numbers or even odds, You're like, y'all
can have dumb you know, don't make a difference anyway.
So there are a lot of people within earshot who
(11:08):
are a service technician for home improvement company, are a
billion clerk for a medical office, or a courier or
a cop or some other thing that they never expected
to be when they were growing up. But at some
point you got to get a job, right, And so
(11:30):
you're waiting tables at the restaurant, maybe to get yourself
through school, and then you waiting tables when you start looking,
and it's hard. It's hard to get in. It's hard
to get into a job. It's very difficult today to
get into a job. And I don't think companies realize
how hard they make it. They make it very, very difficult.
They create barriers, and they put a person in charge
(11:53):
of hiring who doesn't have the skill set for that,
and that person wants to create cumber. There's some labyrinthine documents.
These are the same people that scheme up all the
documents you can fill out before you can see the doctor,
even independent practices. How do I know this because I
(12:15):
always put ridiculous things on there, and there's no way
possible you could read that if you read the form.
There's no way possible you could read that and not
bring it up to me. If I'm visiting the cardiologists
and they say, why are you here today? I have
massive boils on my ass cheek When I sit down,
they squirt out, and then you start on the next paget,
(12:37):
Like when I get letters from prison inmates. It starts out.
You know, they'll they'll have a margin of zero point
seventy five on each side. What a what an o
CD thing to say? They'll have a they'll have a
normal margin on each side, And then they run out
of paper, so then they draw an arrow and I
almost start sideways and write perpendicular to that one, and
(12:57):
they use every I mean, it's it's a maze to
finish the thing. But people they go to work, they
finally get a job, and it's whoever, wherever they can
get a job, whoever's hiring, okay, and it's doing something
they know nothing about, they have no training for. And
when you're in the entry level position, you're just feeling
(13:19):
a slot. You're not made to feel valuable because the
people who should make you feel valuable and appreciated and
who should inspire you do not have that skill set
because they started where you are and they ended up
in that position, or they went to college and got
a degree in psychology. So now they have a college degree.
(13:40):
Oh they're something special. So they got hired because they
have a college degree, and maybe they check one of
the boxes that need to be checked. That's how people
end up in HR. And so now that person is
puts you in the spot, but they don't really. All
they do is make sure you get your fob key
and your ID badge and the direct depositive information and
(14:01):
they send you on your own. So now you go
into whatever group you're working with and the person and
nobody there wants to train you. They don't care because
they've never been trained. So how can they train you?
And they've never been trained, they don't know how to
bring you in. They don't know how to inspire you.
They don't know how to teach you the company culture
because they don't know the company has a culture because
it hasn't been thought about. Most people don't think about
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these things. So you're living in a world full of dullards.
So now there you are, you doing this job, and
some point along the way, I am starting to get
on in years. I'm twenty eight. Now I guess I
better get married because I'm ended up fifty and never
been married. I guess this is the point.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Now.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I mean, I've I've got a job. I've been here
for two years now, so I qualify for a car loan,
and I qualify for a house loan, but don't live
by myself. So I don't really love Susie. I mean
crazy about her, not like it was supposed to be
in the movies. But she'll do and she's willing to
marry me. Let's get married and have a kid. Or
maybe she's pregnant, Let's have a kid. Now we have
(15:02):
the kid. So that takes up a couple of years
of our lives burning through that. Before you know it,
we're starting to look at elementary school. Oh my gosh,
can you believe it happened so fast? And I've been
at the company for eight years, and maybe I've even
moved up a couple levels. Kids going to kindergarten. Well,
by this time, we're getting into sports. So that'll take
every weekday evening when I get home. That'll give us
(15:26):
something to do as a family, gives us some structure.
Get to root for my kid, because you know, you
don't come home be like Bobby Snail.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
This biology test, you've got this byby whoa.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
You're not posting pictures that your kid got an A
in biology, but a home run in te ball that's something,
even if the home run is really just the rodeo.
You know, you dribble it to third base and he
overthrows first and first runs gets it and he throws
it to the left or to third base, but it
goes into left before you know your kid's scores and
you can't help it. You're going, man, you might play pro.
(16:00):
I had to retire and travel and see every ballpark
in America, probably gonna go pro. Got a home run already.
And somewhere along the line you look up and on
CNN you're talking about some guy who's a very successful
businessman or maybe maybe your sister her a next door neighbor,
(16:20):
married this rich man and he's smart. He's I'm not smart,
I'm dumb, I'm sweart. But that's actually not true. This
is important to hang with him for me. The information
that I get from the show that I don't seem
to get from other places, The Michael Barry Show.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
Matter of fact, nobody ignoring the fashion one.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Bobby writes, poison Arrow is the gayest song of all time,
The Gayest is one of the gayest songs of all time,
the Gayest being the start of Ballroom Blitz by the Suite.
I don't know that we should have straight dudes deciding
what is and isn't the gayest, because we don't really know, right.
(17:17):
We need our gay expert, gay Dave to call in
seven one, three, nine, nine, nine, one thousand. He's probably
got us on speed die. Although I'm not really sure
what to do about gay Dave because he's he's kind
of apparently and he's the one who emailed it. He's
kind of becoming a little bit of a celebrity in
the gay conservative circles. Apparently when they go to a party,
(17:38):
because gay guys go to a lot of parties. Apparently,
when he goes to parties now, gay conservatives come up
and say, well, they're gay parties, there are he said.
They come up and be like, I want to meet Michael.
I've only met him one time in an event in
nine to twenty. You go there too, and you can
meet him, he said, I want to talk to him,
and he said, but I guard my access. I don't
(17:59):
share my acts. Sissa's. He kind of like to be
the king of all the gays. You know, Al Sharpton
does that. For blacks, Jesse Jackson does that. Everybody likes
to be that, you know that they're the one that's
the king of you know, they represent the community. So
we will ask gay Dave once we get him on
the line seven one three nine nine, nine, one thousand,
I guess we could have other gay dudes called him
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and tell us the gayest songs of all time and
what makes them so gay because we think of gay
as you know, that's dumb, that's not good, that's not manly.
But they may have a different definition of what's you know,
the gayest. So back to the point, and this is
this is a very important point because we're talking about
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how someone's life turns out. This is not a minor thing.
Even getting the presidential election wrong will have less influence
on getting this part right. So let's go back. This
is important. People start school. Kids start school and they
have no idea why they're going to school. They liked
(19:01):
staying home, but mom needs some time during the day,
and who can fault it's tough to stay home with kids.
Tell you this, it's also tough to be an assisted
living nurse or caregiver. The things you learn when you
just spend a few minutes in somebody else's shoes. It's
rough to be around old people. They're grumpy, they're never happy.
(19:22):
Everything hurts, you know, it's like little big kids again,
to pee in the poop and all that. I mean,
I'm walking down the hallway and every single person is
struggling with their own crisis in any given moment. It's
rough anyway. So we send a kid to school because
mom needs some time away, and we've got it. The
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state has to indoctrinate his mind with the certain things
we want him to know, and so we send the
kid off and he doesn't fit in. But especially true
if boys. Teachers will tell you boys are so bad
and girls are very good. No, we're very different, just
as boys have wieners and girls don't. Did you see
(20:03):
President Trump over the weekend. They asked him what is
a woman? He said, we'll start with she can have
a baby in most cases. I mean, he wasn't afraid
to answer the question. So little boys are built differently.
That's why the little that's why we always sent the
little boys off to war and not the women, because
they're built differently. Their minds are different, they grow at
(20:24):
different rates, the things going through their mind. You know,
you're very comfortable seeing a male and female dog introduced
into the same playpark, dog park. You're very comfortable watching
in a dog part full of dogs up that breed
over there. He's going to go in and dominate him.
(20:44):
He's gonna hump that other dog's leg to tell him
we're in prison, and I'm on top, like you see
these things play out. And if you know anything about dogs,
you know that's what that breed does. That's every member
of that breed. That's what they're going to do in
the crowd. Well, that's also true to a large extent
for boys and girls. We have a physiological developmental process,
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and boys and girls are completely different. There will be
exceptions to that rule. There will was that gay Dave
Tom told him an somebody had to track him down, somebody,
somebody in the relay. They've got a gay relay. Somebody
calls somebody who called somebody like, hey, gay Dave is
(21:29):
needed on Michael Berry Shaw. They came and got him.
He says, oh okay, all right, let me finish this point.
So these kids, so these little boys are going to school,
and it's historically mostly women who are teaching it. And
so you've got a woman who's just like mom at home.
She doesn't want him to be a little boy. She
wants him to be like a little girl. And today
they literally like pigtails and cut you in her off
(21:49):
chemical castration. These little boys are struggling to keep it together.
They're struggling not to distract. They can't sit still. They're
they're they're anxious, they're they're they're eager. Then want to
go outside and climb stuff and throw stuff and break stuff,
build stuff, knock stuff and kick stuff. And no, no, no,
(22:11):
little lord frontleroy, who want you to sit there like
a prison inmate, locked down. So they develop behavioral problems.
They don't understand why they're in school. They're not interested
in what's being taught and doesn't make them dumb, but
they're not fitting within the school, and the school is
giving them marks, and that mark is everything. Oh my
kid is all as Crimson Elementary. Well, the only the
(22:36):
only comeback is a good old fashioned redneck Like I
drew up, grew up with the kind of guys that said,
if it's brown and root, flush it the union workers
at the plant. That was a very common one when
I was growing up. Uh, and then there was always
a free uh free what was the one guy? There
was always some redneck that worked at the plant that
had gotten a fight, and they'd arrested him and send
(22:56):
him away and they're you know, they're they're trying to
get him out. So they'd have a plate line dinner
this weekend. You could come out and get a plate
lunch and drink beer and rider Harley and we were
all doing it for Jerry Lafleur, but actually was just
an excuse to get together. But anyway, so these these
boys particularly are struggling as they're going into school and
they're not the all A student. But the redneck parent
(23:17):
growing up will be like my d student, beat up
your A student that I always love that bumbersticker. So
now these kids, because they're not getting good grades, they're
not getting the opportunities. We don't want you in college
because you're not a good student. We don't want you
over here because you're not a good student. And wherever
these kids go, how are you doing in school? All
A's all right, okay, yeah, you get a free pizza deep.
(23:38):
You get a free piece of pizza because you got
all a's you played by the rules. The woman gave
you good marks on being like a little girl, because
that's that's how it is for a little kid.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Right.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
So now they're coming into their own and so they
got to go into prison all day and the only
outlet is a sport or a fight, or a cigarette
or a drug, or maybe they can go home and
start working on on on an old car. Before you
know what, school is out. They don't know what to do.
They go to the military because why not, what else
are they going to do? They don't know what to do.
(24:09):
Some will go to vocational training, some will go to
work at dad's shop. Some will try to get hired on.
But they getting hired on. It's harder than it used
to be. See this is where a legal immigration destroyed
multiple generations. Used to a young kid coming out of
American school, black, white, Hispanic, coming out of high school,
if he didn't go to the military and didn't go
to vocational training, there were still jobs. He'd get hired
(24:30):
as a helper and he might take it to it. It
might get real good at it. So hold with me.
One morning. We got gay David to tell us, ask
him to just go ahead and know what the five
gayest songs are?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
All all, this is the Michael Berry show.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Good thing, got.
Speaker 9 (25:24):
My goodness, he's going crazy right now. He's the biggest
George Michaels fan. Well it's Ronda now it wasn't an
Rondo before. Jay's last name.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Is one.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Gay Dave?
Speaker 7 (25:45):
How you doing, Michael good?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
This was the gayest song? Is that what you said?
Speaker 7 (25:49):
No? No, that's number five?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Oh okay, hold on number four.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
We'll go in reverse order, but.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
You would know this is it George Michael or George Michaels.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
I think it's just Michael.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Okay, you know his real name?
Speaker 7 (26:05):
Uh yeah, it's Papadopoulos or something.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
That's so funny. I was gonna say it's Papadopoulos or
something like that. Yeah, it's something Greek. I think it
starts with an a. It's like Aristotle, Aristophanes or something. Yeah,
something like that.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
All right, Number four, something like that. Number four is
Dancing Queen by Abba.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Mm hmm. Do you know that Ramon does not go
more than one month at a time and has him
for twenty years without watching Muriel's wedding because he loves
that song so much.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
That's pretty gay.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah. Well number three, yeah, number three.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
You know, this might not actually be a top five
for most gay people, but for me, this is my favorite.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Well, you're the spokes all gay people, so it is
now officially number three.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
Okay, Well there you go, so then it works. It's
I don't feel like dancing by the Scissor Sisters.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
That it's lesbian. We're not mixing those.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
They're pretty gay, okay, like every one of them is gay.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I don't know this song, I know, but that's.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
A great song. You would like that song. It's a
great song.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Why would Why is there three on the gay listen?
I would like it? What do you say it?
Speaker 7 (27:17):
I'm just saying it's a good song, no matter if
you're gay or not gay. Like I don't like to dance,
but when I hear that song, I want to dance.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Okay, fair enough. Number two.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
Number two is Ymca by The Village People.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Which I think I'm pretty sure is Donald Trump's favorite song.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
Yeah, he loves that song. He loves pretty pro gay,
even though the gays don't think that.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
What's funny is gays knew that they knew that, but
they have to make him anti gay. That's what they
do when they don't like Song's politics. They have to
make them out to be a gay hater, right, because
that will make other gays who are lazy and not
look it up. Trump has always been very very pro gay,
openly pro gay New York politics, pro ge.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Here's pro gay before Hillary was. Yeah, they ran in
twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yep. Evangelicals don't want to admit that because it upsets them,
but they're lying. It's true. He's always been very pro guy,
has has many many gay friends. He's his policies in
his company, his positions publicly. But he does love YMCA,
There's no doubt about that. Loves it. And so do
we be honest?
Speaker 7 (28:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Go ahead, Number one, get fun And number one, who
are you talking to the background?
Speaker 7 (28:30):
It's raining men by the weather girls.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Who are you talking to in the background?
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Me, I'm not talking to anyone.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
What are you doing?
Speaker 7 (28:42):
I'm trying to do some work on the farm.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Oh I forgot you're at the farm. Okay, Now off
the cuff, I in no particular order. Off the cuff.
Give us the five gayest jobs, the jobs at most
gays that more gays do than anything else. You get five.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
I t anyone in, I t uh. If you're a
hair dresser, I think that's up there, or barber.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I don't think barbara.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
Think yeah, more hair dresser, but I mean, yeah, there's
a fancy kind of barber's.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yes, all right. Number three, if.
Speaker 7 (29:23):
You work in a bath house, I think that's pretty Gaya.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Just took a turn. Wow, Okay, I didn't know we're
talking about Barack Obama here. All right.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
I'm trying. I'm trying to think, hm hmmm, uh. Maybe
if you do like nails, like painting people's nails, manicures.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Any dudes painting nails? The next answer was a florist,
very good, Yeah, what's the last one?
Speaker 7 (29:54):
And uh, Monsieur if you're okay.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, Massur is a girl. I think I might have it.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
I think the other way around.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, all right. The five biggest trips triggers on your
gaytor If you walk in there's a guy across the
room and he's not being nelly or flamboyant or anything else,
but based on how he's how he looks, what he's
wearing or whatever, what are the five tails for you?
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Oh, if you have really like nice hair, if you're
one of those like hair people, although those metro sexual
is really mess things up these days.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, well they might be on the spot.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
Yeah, if you have painted nails, that's definitely a sign.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Okay, what about this. I have a lot of black
friends who they get their nails polished and buffed and
it creeps me out and I tell them and they
don't care, and they're like, it's a black thing. You
want to understand. But I mean it's like gloss on there.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
Yeah, they put the clear stuff on sometimes.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, and then they buffet, like they get their nails
done as much as my wife does. All right, Next,
my gatar is terrible.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
I always have that. I hope their gay thing that
that gets in the way my gaitar. But I would say, uh,
like the way they're dressed. That they're dressed like really
nice and fancy.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Well that's what we're for like.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
A place, yeah, kind of a day a place like
you're not yeah, kind of dandy, like if you're especially
if you're in a place that normally people just dress
in shorts and a T shirt. Yeah, and they're all fancy.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah gay dave, you know, what's interesting. So in the
mid nineties I did a after law school, I did
another law to gree in England and I'm an Angliphile
love everything about England. There decline saddens me, but especially
when I went to London. London is the sartorial capital,
in my opinion of the world, especially for this English
gentleman look. And I would see guys that they would
(31:51):
be the three piece suit, I mean, over the top,
over the top Savoy Street bespoke suit, you know, every
hair in place, carrying their briefcase. And there's no way
they're all gay. It's just a very English thing to
dress like a dandy. And and they took such pains,
and I, you know, I thought, man, when I'm a
(32:12):
young lawyer, I'm gonna I'm gonna dress like that. And
so I bought, you know, within reason on my first salary,
started buying. And then I realized, man, now I do
the show in shorts and Andreot it's just I'm more
kind of Island attire now because it's just too it's
too much work. All right, So what did you say?
Speaker 7 (32:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Okay, what else?
Speaker 7 (32:31):
I was just gonna say, All British people, they're kind
of gay.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Well, they do kind of have that. They're less they're
less manly masculine than Americans in in the vibe. There's
no doubt about that for sure. What about the frosted
tips that that old George.
Speaker 7 (32:45):
Yeah, Yeah, if you got colored like hair frosted stuff,
that's definitely a big sign.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah, that's that's a big one. And you have the
fifth one or do we have to stop it for.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Uh this one? Uh? If your shorts are shorter than
the skies that wear shorts, like most most maskt and
most Saton maskings, most straight guys, their shorts go down
at least their knees. Yeah, And if a gay guy
has like real short, like real short shirts on, that's
that's definitely a side.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
My wife will buy one or two. She'll buy something
and bring it home and if I like it, then
we keep it, and if I don't, because she can't
get me to go out and shop, but she has
taught me it's five, seven and nine. That's the linked
on the shorts. So five is the gay dude, that's
how the are. And I'm a nine guy because I
want it just above my knee. I think that's probably
the biggest.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
I'm kind of in the middle.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah, Ramon wears, which is odd. You wouldn't experence where
really really short shorts, really really short shorts, so much
so that if you walk in, you want him to
close his legs because it's it's awkward. It's a very
awkward visual. Gay Dave, thank you for your shirt. We
appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Hanging out the side of his shirt.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, I can't say that, all right.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Thank you
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