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May 5, 2025 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time time time, luck and load. The Michael
Varry Show is on the air, all right.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Here was that exchange Tommy Lee Jones and and woman
whose trailer he's borrowing.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Be careful, don't get hurt, never do. Don't hurt no one.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
You say so.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I love that dude again. Be careful, don't get hurt,
never do. Don't hurt no one.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
You say so. And he never looks at her.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
He's getting the horse that he's he's working the trailer.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
As it as a as a a on.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
There is a scene in UH Friday the movie where Smokey,
who's played by Chris Tucker, is uh outside the home
of UH. He's locked out and his neighbor's father won't
let him drop a deuce there. Some of you will
remember this scene.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Smoggy smoking, What the hell you doing back here?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Hey, nothing man, Hey, I'm fixing something.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Just stay out there. But I thought you wanted me
to wash your car. Hey man, watch your lady stay
over there smoking.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
You know, I ain't the smartest man in the world,
but from over here, look like you're taking it.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
He's hell, let's you've been.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Even gone on.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
For get the hell of them man. All right, Mamber,
look between me and you men.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
When you're done, I cleaned all that for you for
two dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Hey, he's there.

Speaker 7 (01:54):
Wife, you better not tell nobody man, and I'm not man.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Keep it on the down low. Oh right, I'm not
like them'na keep it down right. Sla Hey, smoking back here,
taking this you down, well, I ain't gonna tell nobody else.
All right.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Three calls round out the segment, and then there's news
that I do want to get to.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
We'll go Robert, Colleen, and Larry real quick. Robert, you're up,
Go ahead.

Speaker 8 (02:22):
Yeah, I heard you guys are talking about stories where
he chucked the deuce to yourself. I had to call in,
all right, go uh well, I'm an insurance adjust here
out here in Houston. About two years ago, I was
headed to a claim I had caught that COVID. Now
to this point, I just tested positive, and I figure, hey,
I might as well tell my doctor I wasn't feeling bad.

(02:45):
He prescribes me the packs Loavid. So then I start
feeling bad anyway. Finally decided I need to get some
work done. I'm headed to an inspection. Then all of
a sudden, luckily I had a plastic bag with me.
I start cute my guts up, and on the final
who that dry heave, I chucked the dooce to myself

(03:07):
and me being a strong willed American, I am. I'm like, hell,
I didn't get dressed up for nothing. I'm gonna clean
this up and head on out. So I had mouth
wash and whatnot. Finally get to my destination and would
you know what, they got two great Danes and for
some reason, they just keep smelling my rear and I
just say, oh, they must smell my dogs.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Colleen e'ure up? Go ahead, Colleen, go ahead. Oh just
as she was up. Larry, you're the last caller, go.

Speaker 8 (03:44):
Uh, you need to earn this son.

Speaker 9 (03:45):
Something about my dog first, I got an African basingji
and they're a barkless dog.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
They don't bark at all.

Speaker 9 (03:52):
So I'm picking this dog up in southern California, puppy
driving it up to Oregon, where I lived just before
I moved down here to Galbuston five years ago. And
Ezra heading up over the grapevine out of the La Basin.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I gotta go, Michael, I gotta go.

Speaker 9 (04:09):
So the dog is freaked out, doesn't know me, doesn't
know my car, doesn't know nothing. So my wife takes
the little york.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
He goes into the ladies room.

Speaker 9 (04:20):
I take the Basenji and I'm there's nobody in there.
I'm sitting down in there, and incomes a trucker. He's
got to take a leak, so he's standing up and
my Basinji does this yodel thing that they do.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
She goes.

Speaker 10 (04:33):
Now, Now.

Speaker 9 (04:37):
The trucker knocks on my stall. He says, hey, hey, hey, buddy,
you are you okay in there? I don't worry about
It's just the Injiladas, just the Inchiladas.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Apparently, basingji means in Swahili's savage dog.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
What a beautiful dog? Is your dog? That kind of
red dirt red with the white chest and neck? What
a beautiful look at the army? And what's that? What
what colors you're dog?

Speaker 9 (05:11):
Yeah, it's tricolor.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Brown, white and black. I'm looking at them.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Apparently they're from the Congo in Central African and that
they have an unair yes, apparently they have an unusually
shaped larynx.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I mean, what else do you need to know?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
On how badass a dog is ramon when it hunts lions, right,
that's a dog.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
They are beautiful dogs. I like their comportment. I'm not
I'm not a judge at the at the dog show,
but man, these dogs they got it. Carry themselves with them.
Of course they do. They're lion hunters. All right, Colleen,
you're the last caller.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
Thanks so much. Hey, listen, we were driving from Corpus
Christy to Houston in my car. My husband's driving. About
an hour out of Corpus, we decided to stop and
get barbecue. I tell my husband, don't.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Get the pickles.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
He's like, I love pickles. I'm like, you're gonna be
in trouble.

Speaker 11 (06:18):
Do not.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
He gets the pickles.

Speaker 8 (06:20):
I do not.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
A couple more hours down the road, he starts hitting
the driving steering wheel. He's like, I gotta find a bathroom.
I gotta find a bathroom. It's Sunday. There's nothing around.
We're on I fifty nine.

Speaker 11 (06:33):
Now.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
We just get into Houston. We're going towards right near
the airport. There. His office was there. I was like,
if you need a bathroom, go to your office. This
is the exit. We get off at the exit. He
flies through the gate waves his badge in front of
the gate. The gate opens.

Speaker 8 (06:50):
He's in there.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
I'm like, whoa, that was close. He's in there for
like forty five minutes. I'm waiting in the car. He
didn't have time to grab his phone. His phone, I
can't call him, he can't call me. I'm like, oh
my god, he's in here. He's probably dead anyway. Here
he comes after forty five minutes. He's got something in
his hand. He goes over to the side of the

(07:12):
building right where his office is his office window, turns
on the sticket and starts rinting out his pants. I
took a picture because I was like, one else are
you going to get a CFO outside his own window
rinsing out his shorts?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Not very often.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
I was so close to getting a new car.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
I like the way you think, Colleen. You know what
still sticks with me. Out of all the calls would get,
some of them just cut through. Do you remember the
guy I'd love if he's out there, I'd love for
him to call in. He worked down at the quarry
like the flintstones, and when he would get home from work,
he would stand outside and his wife would have to
wash him down because there was gravel and grit in

(07:53):
his butthole, in his armpit, in his navel, and to
get it all out and not bring it in the house. Man,
You think your job is tough. That guy and when
he gets home, gets good and washed up, goes in,
has a roast beef sandwich, some cheetohs, and.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Some iced tea.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
He knows he's got to get up the next day
and do that job. That's a man. I just saw
something on the interwebs. Our friend Clint Cannon, one of
the greatest living rodeo men, real cowboys. I'll never forget

(08:32):
the story he told me. We were flying to Portland
for an event and the fellow who was first first
donated all.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
The land to Camp Hope. I'm not intentionally not mentioning
his name. I can't remember it, and shit, when I do,
i'll say it.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
But anyway, he offered his plane for us to go
to Portland because we were at the same time opening
a an affiliate of Camp Pope, a place. I've never
been in favor of brick and mortar or leases or

(09:21):
things like that, because they cost money, and I think
I've always been in favor of having all that stuff donated.
But anyway, we were opening and it was amazing how
many people came to the opening orientation, a conference room
full of people. But this fella, I can see his face. Guys,
I can't stand when I can't remember things. I know

(09:42):
you know you feel me. He I said, hey, can
I that's my wife, my kids, and you can put
six people plus two pilots, all right. So it turned
out that the Big Snake River Rodeo was going on,
and I told Clint Cannon he could come with us,

(10:03):
and so he did. And on the way, my boys
were pretty young and they started asking him questions and
he is a he's a there's a professional rodeo cowboys,
so says there's two of them. There's one of them
that's a little more pressy and it ain't for the
fan of heart. But then there's one that's cowboys cowboys.

(10:26):
I mean, it's it's rough. And Clint did it for
longer than anybody, broke every bone in his body. He's
been on our show. But he told my boys a story.
So all the guys are buddies. Because there's no money
on this circuit. You got to win to stay in it.
And it beats your body up and they ride in
a van, so he knows, you know, every little spot,

(10:49):
every little pond where you pull over and sleep next
to a pond, and on your way to the next rodeo.
They don't have They can't even afford airfare going back
and forth, so they rant a van like a cargo van,
or one of owns of cargo van. They all pitch
him for gas and they trade off driving. So they
all know each other and know that they compete against
each other. And it was a previous Snake River or Pendleton,

(11:11):
Pilton round Up. Maybe it was you know, whose son's
a professional cowboy day Erson full time professional cowboy Trustory
travels around the country as a cowboy. Uh Anyway, So
Clint tells the story that the the money in the
Professional Rodeo Cowboy Association. I think that's what. I think
they're PRCA. What's the big one, the big one they

(11:33):
have in Vegas that's well huh pba, yes, yeah, So
I think it's a PRCA, which are like real cowboys,
real rednecks. Not that the I'm not I'm not thising
the other one, but this one, this one people get hurt.
I mean this one low budget low dollar. I mean,
this is the deal. So the people that own the

(11:55):
association they pay you know, I think if you win,
it was something like five thousand dollars and if you
don't win, it's nothing. So Clint, it's a it's a
three day deal. And in this town where it is,
I know the name of the town. I can't think
of it. It's right outside of Portland, uh chattel know

(12:18):
its Canby in Canby. We got a show sponsored based
in Camby anyway. So he's leading, but in order to win,
he doesn't have to have a good ride, but he
has to ride. He can't afford disqualification on the final day. Well,

(12:38):
on the last ride on Saturday evening, this is gonna
be Sunday ride.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
On the last ride, i'm gonna warn you.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
In ten seconds, i'm gonna say something's gonna bother some
of you, so you can turn it off and come
back in thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
On the last ride, the way he hits the horse,
did that sound like a guy's testicals hitting a horse? Okay? Better?
Okay better or worse?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
You're imagining the you're imagining the ridge down the horses
back hits right in between his testicles, right, So how's
this more of a okay? It hits it and splits them.
He's split right over. Now you might think call the
doctors over. There are no doctors. The money in the cowboys,

(13:29):
they're expendable. There's another one waiting in Belleville. There's three
more waiting in bass Drop. There's two in Columbus, one
in Crosby, fourteen in Orange. Because Orange is out, does everybody?
The rednecks are replaceable. But there's a veterinarian because the horses,
horses are valuable. So he says to the veterinarian, hey, man,

(13:53):
look down here. He does the okay sign, and you know,
look what I got. So the veterinarian says, oh, man,
I need you to stitch me up.

Speaker 8 (14:01):
Doc.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
You know I can't touch you. He said, you can
touch these. He said, man, I got a place. Tomorrow's
five thousand dollars. I need this money. Take some fishing string.
I cannot touch you. I am forbidden. I will get
I'll get fired. I can touch these horses, I cannot
treat you. So he said, well, what should I do?
He come of tells one he takes fishing line. He

(14:26):
sews it up he gets on the horse and right now,
that's a man right there, he placed made his five
thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, yeah, that's a bad, bad dude right there.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I probably shouldn't have told that story, because what I
was gonna tell is, my buddy is having a It
says great summer horse camp for kids. Cowboy country Life
the best horseback camp in Texas. Swimming, horseback riding, barbecue, fun, games,
nature hiding. Admission four and fifty dollars per person, siblings

(14:59):
discount eight am to one pm every day. Location Cowboy
country Life Ranch. I think he's out northwest.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Let's see if I can find it. I see if
I can click on there.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
For those of you thinking about something to do for
your kids, it looks like he's got camps. The camps
are or it looks like third, fourth, fifth, their three
day camps, so July all the way through June, and
I'm sorry, June.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
All the way through the end of July.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Looks like by the way, also, if you haven't thought
about an experience for your kids this summer, now's the
time to do it. Don't be afraid to ask. Go
to your local gas day. I mean, go to your
local restaurant. If you've got a brother in law that
works at an insurance company, Hey, can Bobby work for
y'all in the mail in the mail department, And don't

(15:48):
get hung up on getting paid, because if they're staying home,
they're not getting paid either. They'll get life experience. They'll
end up getting hired there. I'm telling you now's the
time to do that.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
But your kid needs to ask, not yours.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
A man found guilty for killing a Houston pastor during
a road rage incident in twenty twenty two, I think
I'd rather have my car poop done to be shot,
has been sentenced to only twenty three years. The twin
brother of the pastor had previously expressed his frustration with
the courts as they endured delay after delay for justice,

(16:29):
all while the suspected killer was allowed to.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Remain free on bond.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
The story from KPRCTV, it took the jury just thirty
five minutes to reach a decision. Now there was tension
inside of the courtroom as the judge read aloud the
punishment plead.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
The jury, having found the defendant, Deshaun Longmeir, guilty of murder,
assessed this punishment at confinement and the institution division of
a Texas Department of Criminal Justice for twenty three years.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Deshaun Longmeyer kept his head down as Judge Beverly Armstrong
read the sentence. The twenty six year old was convicted
of murdering Pastor Ronald Muton Senior. Our cameras captured a
powerful moment Pastor Mutan's wife, Suzanne and Longmeyer's mother, Chanelle Jones,
walking out of the courtroom hand in hand. A short

(17:16):
time later, family members embraced and prayed together.

Speaker 8 (17:19):
All the while.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
We may be mixed and a emotions, so we were
just going to acceparate.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
The pastor's son, Ronald Junior, and his twin brother Roland,
shared their reaction to the verdict.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
My first thought was how we kind of felt like
we could have gotten more years than what we did.
Although none of us really wanted to see him get life,
we were settled on not owning that for him, no
matter how painful his member. We thought we could have
at least gotten a number of years, so at least
match the age my brother was when he.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
Was keeping prince and how old was your brother when
he was killed?

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Fifty eight?

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Pastor Mutan was a father, brother, son, and a pillar
in his community. He led E's Bethel Baptist Church for
more than thirty years. His son reflected on the boy
left behind and the memories they'll never get back.

Speaker 10 (18:11):
My first two born children were girls, and my dad
pressed me about having it. So he wanted this other
I had wrong keep moving on him. Third a year
before the seven, so he got one year.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Who had his grandfather?

Speaker 10 (18:25):
But I just make sure that he continues to know
who his grandfather was.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
You're better man than I am.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I want that bastard dead, you said I twenty three
years is not enough, But I don't want him to
serve life.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
I do.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Put that bastard in a cage. He will never ever
be able to walk this earth again. People like that
are unfit. He's a rabbit dog. I don't care what
his psychological profile is. You kill another person like that
in a road rage, you got a problem and you
will never You got impulse control, decision making problems.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
It will never ever be fixed. So go in there and.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Rape or get raped, or make fake hoots, or mop
the floors, or tell us you found Jesus, or work
at the library, or put.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
A scroll up here. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
You're going in the cage and you ain't coming out,
as far as I'm concerned. One eighteen year old man,
his dad, fifteen others injured after a shooting at a
sweet sixteen party in southeast Houston.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
The story from KPRC TV.

Speaker 12 (19:28):
Witness has told us about one hundred people were at
the party, including an uninvited guest who was asked to leave,
and that's when the chaos ensued. No Houston police say
that uninvited guests started shooting as he left. Someone else

(19:50):
at the party returned fire. Police said they could still
hear gunfire when they arrived. One man was killed, fifteen
others were heard, some seriously heard. The ages ranged from
sixteen up to forty. KPRC two spoke with one witness
that says he was with his friend during his final moments.

Speaker 13 (20:07):
One of our friends got signed. We had to pick
him up, put him in the beck of my truck.
He'd been let out in the back of my truck
and that's the way. But we gave him CPR on
the way over here. We tried as much as we
could to keep him alive. It just wasn't you know,
he was a good person as far as I know,
he was't in any trouble or nothing, and he didn't

(20:29):
deserve what happened to him.

Speaker 12 (20:33):
Police tell us they entertained multiple people for questioning. It's
unclear if the shooter was one of them. No arrests
have been made.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I'm gonna do a little media training on the spot.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Would be free if I If your buddy gets murdered
at a party and they ask you to say, you
know what a great guy he.

Speaker 14 (20:50):
Was, don't say as far as I know, he wasn't
in any trouble. Like just say he wasn't in any trouble.
You know, you live a bad neighborhood with bad things
going on. When when the comment they say in his
favor was he wasn't in any trouble, it wasn't you know.
He had hoped to cure cancer.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
That was his dream.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
This guy wanted to He said he was going to
be the person Elon sent to Mars. He's just trying
to stay out of trouble. That's that's that was My
mom's standard for us. Just keep us off the dope,
Just keep us off at dope. She could just get
us out of high school with no dope, we would
be That would be good. That would be good. I

(21:34):
read somewhere that they said no guns allowed please on
the invitation of the party. Okay, all right, I don't
I'm not going to say white people don't don't go
to a party and shoot it up. That's not true,

(21:54):
but not very much. I bet you lesson if somebody
goes into a party and shoots the party up, I'll
bet you less.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Than one percent of the time. It's a white dude.
It's just just a fire. I mean, I'm sorry that
upsets people, but it's just a fire.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
By the way, that's no reflection on you. If you're
black or Hispanic. You know who else doesn't do that? Asians?
Asians don't win to party. It's just not done. It's
just not done. I mean, you know, white people will
be serial killers. They got that. But there's these white
people you just don't. You don't go, oh, you're throwing
me out of her party? Well, what's it.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
It's just not thought of. It's just not done. It's crazy.
It's really really crazy to me. How about dim apples.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Masked armed man tries to rob a donut shop in
Southeast Houston permanently rehabilitated by the shop owner.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
The story from ABC thirteen, Well.

Speaker 15 (22:51):
You can see this business is closed right now, but
those nearby say.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
This place gets.

Speaker 15 (22:56):
Very busy in the morning, which is when this happened.
A Green jury is now reviewing evidence and interviewing witnesses,
trying to find out exactly what happened here and trying
to find out whether the shooter in this case is
going to be charged. I can tell you that I've
spoken to multiple people who own businesses right here in

(23:17):
this area. They tell me crime is a major issue.
They say they weren't surprised at all to find out
what happened now. According to Houston Police, police were called
out here just after six o'clock this morning. They say
they got here and they found the body of a
man lying just behind the counter. They say that man

(23:37):
had been shot, and that man, they're told, they say,
did have a gun, and also the cash register out
here was open. Now according to witnesses, that employee was
able to shoot the man. They believe, according to police,
that all of this was done in self defense to

(23:57):
try to protect that man and others in this area.
But ultimately it will be a grand jury that decides
what happens.

Speaker 7 (24:12):
Sound Warehouse announces it's get them the Stars sale including
only it's sound Warehouse.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
And now we're doing Cuban.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
So my grandfather's generation, they were all Mexicans, Paul, he's
from Honduras.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah, that's it's all the same technically. Yeah, okay, you're right.
Uh Donald, I was told you're ninety four years old.

Speaker 11 (25:06):
Yes, I am.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
You get moved to the front of the line, sir.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
At ninety four, you get moved to the front of
the line, kind of a senior citizen discount sort of
deal for being ninety four.

Speaker 11 (25:20):
Oh, I get over from the line, yes, sir, Yes.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Sir, I got you. I got you. Born in probably
nineteen thirty.

Speaker 11 (25:29):
Vote thirty what yeah, nineteen thirty.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
What when's your birthday?

Speaker 11 (25:37):
February third, nineteen thirty one.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Okay, it's early in the year, so I took a
chance at the odds were that you were born after
May fifth, so you'd still be so it would have been.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
But anyway, yes, sir, what did you call about?

Speaker 16 (25:53):
Well, anyway, well, I called about what about two or three?
Says I wanted to put a plug in for that's
the lumber company that you advertised.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
They did me a paper.

Speaker 16 (26:07):
One day one time, and I'll tell you I haven't
forgotten them. And they serve quality products.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
So they do mcaulay's lumber.

Speaker 11 (26:17):
Yeah, yep, they're on an airline. They were on an
airline at the time. I don't know. They're in tambo
and now I don't know what's the second place for.

Speaker 16 (26:28):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (26:28):
But anyway, what I'm really calling about it is.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
That I have.

Speaker 16 (26:37):
Some grand sons that went to West Orange High School
and West Orange Orange Stille High School. And uh, there
was a coach, coach Delta level that taught that school.
I don't know whether you do him or not.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
I think that's melv. I think his first name was Melvin.
We jokingly called him Melvin.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Behind his back. Uh. How old are your grandsons, Well, they're.

Speaker 16 (27:12):
From second from thirty three or four years old. It'd
be quiet the vision, sure trying to keep up with him.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
But uh did they did they do povo?

Speaker 11 (27:27):
There was that? What there was that? What the art
vale work? For my nephew, now.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
My grandsons, I'm sorry, what are their names?

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (27:36):
Well their names for Bates b A, Yes.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
It wasn't Lynn Bates and Albert Bates and Barry was it.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yeah, Yeah, we lived next door to them, door to
who the Bates is, Albert.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Alan Berry and Lynn.

Speaker 11 (28:00):
Yeah, Albert Allan, Yeah, right next door talk them.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Well we did it back then, we did.

Speaker 16 (28:16):
Okay, Well, I just won't. I wanted to know. I
wondered that.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, I knew.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
I knew them very well when we moved from there.
But at that time when we moved in, they lived
next door, and uh, they couldn't say the R in property.
So they say, get off my propaty e. And I'd
make fun of them for it, and they'd shoot their
BB guns at me. And I didn't have a BB

(28:48):
gun at the time, so I'd hide behind a tree
and I'd pop out and say, I'm ow you.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
A papay e and I say, got my propaty e.
And I talked to them and then I'd run back home.
It was the funniest thing anyway. Yeah, No, I knew them.
I knew them very well.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Indeed, you know, oh, Clint Ives says, you're giving me
a headache. PRCA is the Pro Association nfr IS the
World finals in Vegas for the PRCA pbr is Bulls
only no PBR is perhaps blue ribbon.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Sir, what that is? That's lone star Schlitz Old.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Milwaukee National Bahaemian Rainier Valentine. So we're at the Pearl
District this weekend and my brother in law says, we
go to Levi's place, Otto's ice house. Auto came up
with Pearl Beer, the number one beer in the state
at the time, you know, turn of the twentieth century,
early nineteen hundreds.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
And he said, I say, my lud like to try
this Pearl beer. And I said, okay, well, let's let's
have at it. General and I said, he'll have a
pearl beer. We don't have it.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
How do you gonna be in the Pearl District where
the pearl sign? Not that Pearl beer? PBR won't sell
it to us.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
They won't, they won't they You.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Won't find pearl beer in the Pearl District. Now, Ain't
that the dangedest thing? Isn't that the dangedest thing?

Speaker 13 (30:15):
You know?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
What I saw ramon driving through Sentin Tone is a
big red sign.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Must be a big red distribution. But that sign looks
like it's been there one hundred years.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Each sign panel is a different letter each one had
a poll up to it, like six letters. Yeah, you know,
it was the coolest thing. But I couldn't believe you
couldn't get a pearl beer in the Pearl district that
is surrounded this guy think that that did it all.
It's surrounded by everything there has a pearl theme for

(30:48):
the Pearl brewery. Hey, Ramon, we might have to go
it being Senco to Maya. Russell sent me a thing.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Early this morning. I just saw it they're doing. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Russell sends very cryptic emails and then I get aggravated
because I don't Jim does this sometimes. I don't like
people to send me emails that raise more questions and
answer them right.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
And it's about Fredo. Oh, let's see if it is.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
It's called Fredo pie enchiladas and uh man, that makes
me think of the Freedo bandido. Anyway, I don't know
what ELL's going on here, but I'm seeing enchiladas with
Fredo's over the top of it. The thing about it

(31:39):
is what percentage of time that you ever ate Fredos?
Do you think you ate Fredo's as a Freedo alone,
not in some Frido's going everything you can crush them
up and use them like pinco you could. You could
fry fry a snapper with Freedo.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
You could.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Freedo's are just great delivery of corn goodness. I don't
like the big Fridos as much as small ones.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I don't know why. Maybe it goes back to my childhood.
I know I'm gonna get the boot better for scooping.
You scoop, I'm not scooping.

Speaker 13 (32:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
I like the little bitty ones, but they're so little.
I mean it's maybe you know, because you get older.
When you were little, you could just grab one and
eat it. You can't grab this one now.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
I crush a Friedo power.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Now I'm going to I'm going to Gringos today. I'm
eating Frido pine enchiladas. I'm gonna drink more than two beers.
Nobody's gonna say sorry, sir, and I'm gonna go, oh, hello, Russell.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
I'm having a problem at the bar and I'm ubering.
He asked me one time he goes we cut it
off at too.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I said, well, maybe he didn't look at your phone.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Maybe you don't know who I am. I don't want
to be cut off it too are you driving? And
the truth was Woodard was with me, so oh, I
forgot to play Woodard's PSA. He's got a PSA. I
didn't get to play it.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
The PSA goes like this, don't run over people on
a motorcycle from your local DPS trooper Steven Woodard. Please
don't run over people on motorcycles. Y'all are doing too
much of that.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
There them night to play the whole thame. Now I
forgot to play it.
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