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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Time, time, time, luck and load.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
The Michael Verie Show is on the air. Thank you
for being.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
You previously opposed an assault weapons ban, but it's only
later in your political career could you change your position?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Why?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hot is true?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
You're apel and a confid do I become friends with
school shooters and through it and.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
One I'm a knucklehead at times?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
You see.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
The biggest gift would people I speak especially passionately about
our children being shot in schools.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Thank you being Fred.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Born eighty five years ago this day. Paul Hogan, Australian actor,
producer and screenwriter, most famous to you and me as
Crocodile Dundee. Maybe one of the ten most quoted movie
lines in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
For sure, you got a light money, Yeah, sure, kidd,
there you go. And Joe Wally Nick give him your book?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
What for?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
He's got a knife. That's got a knife. That's a knife.
What a cool moment in time? That movie coming out
was a time.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
It was a good time. It was a good, good
point in my life. It was a good time. I
don't even go to the movies anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
I mean I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
I'm not sad about it. I don't mean to suggest
that the world's come to an end. I'm in complete
control of my life now. But back then, you're sitting
at home, out in the country.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Board, out of your gourd. There is nothing to do.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
And when you got to go to the movies, when
you got to go to Orange and the little twin
theater there, it was that same movie theater every little
town had. You pull up, there's the box in the
middle and the theater on each side, each on each side.
As you go in there it's the same old shelf
stable for sixty years.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Candy 'rem on, I got to get to this story.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
You've got work to do. Focus. It's not a game. Okay,
there's work to be done. But you can have just
a moment, ramon. I want you to name for me
the five top movie theater candies from the eighties nineties. Okay,

(03:01):
you cannot change your list. Once you make your list
in order from one through five, and we'll do a
take one off and put one on. And if you're
already trying to call, you don't understand take one off,
put one on. You can't just say, oh, you do
milk nuds, because you have to know which of his
you're taking off?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Which least needs to be on there? All right, here
we go, Number one? What are you doing? You're verklemped?

Speaker 5 (03:33):
No, what is it?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Junior minus? All right? Robert Okean, all right, you got
red hots?

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Two?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
All right, what's next? Milk Dud's at number two? Do
you know what's funny? I very rarely do the coke
and chocolate combo, but at movie theaters it was always
all right. Number three, you got M and ms, okay,
all right, Twizzlers at number four?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
All right?

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Number five, snow caps. You didn't even put the best
one on them.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Whoppers. You don't like whoppers? Have you ever had a whopper?
The only time you ever eat a whopper is at
the movie theater. It's like, let's all go to the lobby.
It's like turkey and dressing.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
The only time you should ever eat is Thanksgiving and Christmas,
and it's special on those days.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
The sparkling drinks.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I don't even know what snow caps are. Twizzlers.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
I don't approve of my kids eat things like Twizzers,
things that they're basically just straight sugar with some coloring
on it. I don't understand the people that eat that
kind of stuff. Milk duds are.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Fine, they're not great, all right.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
It's a take one off or put one on. Seven
one three, nine nine nine one thousand. If you're new
to this process, the way it works is this. You
call up and you take the and don't just half assets.
Some people are like, just take one M off, because
what I want to do is give you mine. No,
you have to pick. You're trying to round out Ramon's rotation.

(05:26):
And here's the five pictures he's got. You can't just
go just pull any of them randomly. You've got to
pick the least productive one and put yours on. Seven one, three, nine, nine,
nine one thousand. You've got junior mints at number one,
milk duds at number two.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
M and m's.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Are you peanut eminem or playing peanut eminem? Okay, I
don't know why I so diligently write such things down,
but I do. Twizzlers and then snow caps seven one three, nine,
nine nine one thousand, line them up. Here we go
seven one three, nine nine nine one thousand. Let it
be said, as a friendly amendment that you should have

(06:03):
had whoppers in there at number one.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
We're talking movie theater candy. Out what's that?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
We're talking about movie theater candy, not just candy generally.
I don't care that you have a payday every year.
What you muld call it every day? It's what you
eighties and nineties only what you ate at the movie theater.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
All right, we'll go down the list. Mitch, your up.
It's a take one off. Hold on, do we have
a Do we have a music for that? Huh? You
have to have some kind of pacing that's not gonna work.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Really, give us, like some lightning round music, but without
the lightning round.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Something like that. Good pacing.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
He don't work.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Mitch, you'r up. Go ahead, Take.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Off woodbird and put on Boston.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Baked bean, like real Boston baked beans. Or is that
a candy?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
No, the candy, the candy and the candy, Boston Baked
bean candy.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Where are you from. I'm from Houston, man, I've never
heard of that of you.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
This must be older candy from the sixties.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
There's a candy coated peanuts, the red ones.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Oh is that what that's called?

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I like those? Okay, I like those? Okay, good call Mitch,
thank you because he just had to. He had to
be patient and walk us through it. Scott, what you got?

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Well, I would just since Boston Baked beans were just added,
I would actually take that off.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I was going to say whoppers, but add juji fruits.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Juji fruits.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
You can only take off from Ramone's list, So you
have to take.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Off one of his, but whoppers offnut, Well, Prusy's not
on his list, you gouber.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
He's got Junior Min's milk, does Eminem's, peanut twizzlers and
snow caps?

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Then snow caps off? Yeah? What are juji fruits? Those
are those?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
They're like gummies, They're they're colorful fruit.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Oh, just another twizzler? You know what's funny? Look at
the look at the list of names.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
You don't know?

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Men dominate when you have call in like this. Women
never call him on that.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Do you ever notice that that's the weirdest thing, Scott
number two, you're up, Take one off, put one.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
On, Take off M and m's and put on peanut
M and m's.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
No, he did have peanut M and ms. That's my fault.
I didn't ask him that to start with. Berry. What
you got?

Speaker 6 (08:48):
All right?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Take off snow caps and put on ree.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Reese's pieces no Reese's Peanut butter stuff. May this is
the Michael Berry Show fun down Point CooA. Birth mother
and daughter working on this day.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
In nineteen forty five, Harry Como's Till the End of
Time was the number one song. It would be replaced
shortly by Chickory Chick.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
It's been a long long Time would follow that. Chickery
Chick would go back.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
And forth number one, But early in the year it
was Don't Fence Me In that started the year as
the number one song of nineteen forty five, the year
of my mother's birth, and then it was one of
my all time favorites by the Andrews Sisters, Rum and
Coca Cola. It was on this day in nineteen forty

(09:45):
five colors hang tight. I'll be right to you that
the real Ramon Rebless was born. Happy birthday, mister Reblis.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Hey, thank you, Michael, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Did y'all find the vi any sausages.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
On?

Speaker 5 (10:00):
We were kind of in Ali and I Aida and
they're gone? Do you know?

Speaker 4 (10:03):
That was two years ago this weekend because it popped
up in my memories and I sent it to Ramone.
And there's still people that asked me if mister Roeblis
found his viny sausages.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
You know, really that's funny. Yeah, we just made our
grocery list and they're on there.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
They're on my grocery list.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
So I'm doing a genealogy deal. I know your your
father was Willie. And what was your mother's name?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Cruise?

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Cru See?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Are you z like a cross?

Speaker 4 (10:32):
And then Ramon said you were raised by your mother
or by sorry, by your grandmother?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Is that right? You're a Wilita?

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Yes, my grandparents?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yes, My my grandpa died when I was in first grade,
so it was just me and my grandma y'all.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
What was what were their names?

Speaker 5 (10:47):
I heard?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
The last thing was Alora al Corta, A L. C.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
War Rita and Ramone Rita and.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Ramon, So the Ramone skipped a generation. Yes, okay, so
that was on your mother's side, that was on Cruise
Robsess on the other side.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yes, And where did they live?

Speaker 5 (11:08):
My parents?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
They lived in Warden, okay? And what did they do?

Speaker 5 (11:13):
My mother?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
What did she do when?

Speaker 5 (11:15):
When?

Speaker 4 (11:16):
What did your grandma? What did your grandmother do when?
What did Weta do when? Ramon Alcorta passed.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Oh she she lived.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Uh, honestly, we picked cotton when you're working for you
during the summer, and she got a little bit of SSI,
you know, assistance, and that was this.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
She was in her sixties already, and so it was rough.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
But we made it, of course you did. Are you
doing anything special today for your birthday?

Speaker 5 (11:50):
No, it's a normal thing.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
We're gonna go hit the uh Ottle Triangle stores that
we have.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
We usually go to kem the.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Keimen area to our shopping. Okay, we got the three
well three stores we hit there in the same area. Oh, Walmart,
all these in the Dollar Tree?

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Is that the order?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
No, we get hungry, we'll we'll have to stop at
the water Burger right there. But no, usually we hit
the Dollar Tree first and then we go to the
other stores, depending we're going to buy frozen.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Stuff or you know, stuff that's prescible.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
So what would be at the Dollar Tree that you
would would kind of the ranking of the wall.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
We little trash bags, a little.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Small trash bags and we pick up hands hope they
got good selections of ants.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Hope, and we buy we buy uh, the waffle mix. Okay,
all right, let's see.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
And then is all these next or is all these last?
Because that's where you're going.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
To get all these All these probably be the last
because we go to Walmart. We buy our vitamins and
my diabetic supplies, and my wife will buy her sins
for the bedroom, and we'll get our detergent and stuff
like that, and then all these will hit the eggs,
the milk, some veggies.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
The veggies don't last too long, and we buy them and.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
I'll go We'll buy veggies, maybe potatoes there, but yeah, eggs, milk,
butter and yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Well, very happy birthday to you seventy nine years old today.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Thank you, yes, seventy nine. I'm plan of living ninety
nine more.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Well that we sure hope so because we like having
you around. Ramon rod is happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Thank you, sir. Thank you for thanking me. I appreciate.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Well, I need to ask you a question. I'm sorry,
I need to know.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
I'm going to give you your son Ramone's list of
the five top movie theater candy. This is only candy
for the movie theater, not what you would eat at
home or anywhere else.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
From the eighties and nineties. You can do earlier than
that if you like.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
But you go to the movie theater and one of
these you have to take off and add on a
different one. His number one was Junior Mints, milk duds,
Eminem's peanut twizzlers, and snow caps. Take one of those
off and add one on.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh, I'd take off the peanuts, okay, and does that
be candy?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Can be the sour pickles? Okay?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
No, no, you can do a sour pickle.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
We'll make a specially spture, but only for you because
it's your birthday day.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Thank you. Yes, our pickling potforn looking better.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Tell Mama Martha we love her.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Thank you, Bill, thank you, Thank you. Mikel Oh.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
We got girls. It worked, We got girls, all right.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
The list is Junior Mints, milk nuts, Eminem's peanut twizzlers,
and snow caps. Barbara, take one off and put one on.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Take off snow caps and put on raisinets.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Raisin ne I always wondered who ate those? Now we know? Michelle,
take one off and put one on.

Speaker 7 (15:07):
Listeners and pun on chocolate stars.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Do you know what chocolate stars are? What's the chocolate star?

Speaker 7 (15:16):
It looks like those little flower at things almost that
you see on cakes decorated.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
You could only get them at this.

Speaker 7 (15:25):
Movie theater back when I was a kid, and that
was a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Okay. Chocolate star not starfish, right.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
Right, okay, And it looks like little flowers, but more
like a star Okay, because when.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
You said chocolate star with starfish, and I thought, dear God,
that is not what I want to eat, uh anytime.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Much less at the movie theaters.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Carolyn, three in a row. We got girls todaymm seven
one three, one thousand.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
This is great for the girls.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yes, go ahead, Carolyn, Yes.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Okay, I'm going to say we got to take those
twizzlers off because back in the eighties we didn't have
red plastic sugar candy.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Repeat.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
So we're gonna get rid of those and we'll add
sugar babies.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Sugar baan I hadn't thought about sugar babies is.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
A long time sugar baby.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
You know what you know what Michael t likes is haribo.
You know what horribo is.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
It's basically a gummy. He will sit and eat those things.
Andrew take one off and put one on. Yeah, let's
lose those snowcaps and let's add Reese's Pieces.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
But now the last collar with the sugar babies maybe
got me double thinking.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
My problem with Reese's Pieces is you alter the ratio.
And it seemed like a good idea when it started.
The only time I eat Reci's Peanut Raese's Pieces romons,
Can you guess?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Not at the baseball games. I'll give you one. Other guests, No,
I don't eat candy at home. I can't do that.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
In fact, it's kind of one of you know how
some people don't drink at home. I drink it, But
some people don't drink at home. That way, they limit
their drinking and they ensure that when they do drink,
they'll get a DWI. The one time I eat Recis
Peanut Rees's pieces is in a blizzard.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Wes, you're on the Michael Berry Show.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Go ahead, Michael, I'll say you take off of the
junior mints, put in the hot Kmalies and mix it
with the popcorn.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
That's some good.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Eating of the movie.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Let me tell you something, Wes. One thing you don't
want to do is get fat guys on a topic
like this. We got Jim Mudd more fired up than
Tim Waltz at an elementary.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
School of boys.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
I mean, the two of them going back and forth
on what they put in their popcorns.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
It was awful.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
It's one for a girl in the board.

Speaker 7 (17:43):
I make Lancaberry show.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Why did you push that int on me? I told
you I didn't want the moon, but I didn't believe you.
How could you not believe me? Well, who's gonna turn down.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
A junior man?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
It's chocolate, it's peppermints. It's delicious, that's true, It's very refreshing.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
This old porch is just a Weather's gray had seventy years.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Listen, I'm gonna brag on my team.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
We started talking about that, and our guys turned that
production in a handful of minutes and had to execute
on that.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Well.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
I was talking about Jim and Chad, But it is
amazing to me on my side of the glass to
watch what these guys do day in and day out.
Rush used to say that his greatest superpower was making
it look easy, because it's not. And that's not a

(18:48):
knock on anybody else. That is to say, you will
not hear that production value. I'm not bragging on me
because I don't have anything to do with that side
of it. That is all our team, and they are.
I may not be the best talk show host in
the country, I can tell you they are the best
team in the country. No questions asked, without reservation. Bridget says,

(19:11):
it's Bridget from Ilago. I always liked raisin nuts. With
my movie popcorn, I would take off Twizzlers from Ramon's list.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
I feel the same thing.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
About people who choose twizzlers at the movies as you
do about people who pick tater tots over French fries.
Robbie Wrights Boston baked beans. I second this, but they're
more of a dark brown. The pinkish reddish ones she's
talking about are candied peanuts. That's what I was thinking of.
I like them on very rare occasion. Steve Tadoroff says

(19:46):
El Casino also add good and plenty, sour patch, kids,
dots and chunky Nope, not one. Bobby writes problem with
water and he's right about this is when you bite
down on one and it's a hard dud when you
were expecting that wonderful light crunch. Also, twizzlers can give

(20:08):
you the monkey pox. Jeff writes, Junior mints, raisinets, Twizzlers,
kit Kat Reesi's penises KitKat is another one I only
ever ate in my life. At a movie theater, Mike
writes Seinfeld clip. Elaines at the theater lobby and receives
a message that her boyfriend was in a car accident.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
She turns around to get the juji fruit first.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Boyfriend in the hospital bed figures out she got the
candy first because she's still chewing the jujifruit.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Well, I thought you had the clip, okay.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
I think chas trying to find that one. I never
watched it either, but I know thirty of the scenes
and the writing had to be good, you know how
the right? You know how you know the writing on
a show is good when it's applicable to your daily life.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Right? So where else was the writing phenomenal?

Speaker 7 (21:03):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Outlaw, Josie Wells, Scarface smoking the bandit. That's how you know.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
You got great?

Speaker 6 (21:11):
Right?

Speaker 5 (21:12):
All right?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
We lost the ladies. I think we had three ladies listening.
They've all been on.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
We got one more seven, one, three, nine, nine, nine,
one thousand. Here is the list, Take one off, put
one on Ramon's list, in descending order. Junior Mint's Milk duds,
Eminem's Peanut Twizzlers and snow caps. Sabrina, take one off
and put one on.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
Sweetheart, take off, take off Twizzlers, and put on Jordan Almonds.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Oh my god, I hadn't thought about Jordan Almonds. Wow,
call of it, Sabrina. Hold on, I'm going to send
you a Gringo's gift certificate. That's my that's my love language.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
Fantastic you.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Where are you from? You've got an interesting accent eight.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
One right here in Houston?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Your whole life?

Speaker 6 (22:01):
Well, I'm I'm Pariland, Yeah, born and raised here. How
old was the Jay Frank Dobie sixty two?

Speaker 4 (22:10):
There's something about you that sounds different. I can't you
probably know what it is. Did you live abroad for
some number of years? There's something there?

Speaker 6 (22:19):
No been here all my life? Yeah? Yeah, nope, been here. Well,
I am a American, of course. That my parents Hispanic,
that third generation. I mean they were born here, born
and raised here.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
I'm hearing. Are you a vocalist? Do you sing in
the church choir?

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Oh gosh no, I sing to myself all day long
when I'm cleaning out loud or is there.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Something about your voice or your accent or the way
you present that's different.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Is this number you called in on your cell phone?

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (22:59):
All right, I need the line. So we're going to
drop you, but Ramon will call you during the break.
We'll send you your gift card. Did Jordan ALMASI made
my day?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
You made him?

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Speaking of which, so Russell and this kind of makes
me aggravated. He is supposed to consult with me before
he chooses a new location. The Hot Corner at two
forty nine and ninety nine Southwest Corner. Caleb Lawson had
it for least listed for years. Steve Alvis with new
quest owns it. Russell has taken possession of that and

(23:34):
they've broken ground. There's going that's going to be the
newest Gringoes. It will be available summer of next year.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Your nephew is not going to run that one unless
they move HI from where's your nephew?

Speaker 6 (23:47):
Now?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
If you go into the Conroe Gringoes and ask for
Ramone's nephew, what's his name? Jason Eron? I knew he
had a white boyden name Aaron what Castillo?

Speaker 4 (24:01):
If you go into the Conroe Gringos and ask for
Aaron Castillo. Do you get like a free order of
Soapa peas or something, You get all the ships you
can eat. That's funny because you get their money.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
That's a good point, all right.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
So if you go into the Conroe Gringos and ask
for Aaron Castillo, that's Ramon's nephew. And Ramon didn't get
him the job, by the way, that was that happened
on its own. In fact, did Russell even know? He
was already a manager for years before we ever told him, right,
he pulled him from papus.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
That's not easy to do anyway, corner of two forty.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Nine and ninety nine, if you drive by right now,
they got a bunch of they got, they got piles
in the air. That's going to be the new Gringos.
Very exciting stuff. I'm so proud of Russell and Jonathan
and Heather and their team. All Right, we don't have
any girls, do we? We did Sabrina Lee, take one
off and put one on.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
Take off snowcaps and add hot Tomar's.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
You are about I got a bunch of emails on
hot Tomalley's.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I can't remember what hot? Do you remember what hot tomalis.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Were you eat them to this day, I'm gonna have
to look that up because I don't remember what that is.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Trace you're up, sir, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Take off snowcaps and put on spree.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Don't know if I had to man that Jordan Almonds, boy,
that guy. Remember they're real colorful like easter eggs.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
The border that is secure, the Michael Berry Show border
is secure. The only reason the border is not secure
is Donald Trumper.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Is Maggie Republican friends? Were you supposed to meet at
Jake Jarmel here? Yeah? Well, I'm afraid he's been in
an accident. An accident what happened? He got sides wiped
by a cab. But he's all right. He's insane. Vincent
Hospital Room nine oh seven. Oh okay, thank you. Can

(25:56):
I have a box a JUGI fruits? So then you know,
the light was clearly green.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
I started walking, he skidded and he went right into
my head.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
So terrible.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I'm so terrible, Jake, I mean, how come people.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
With show stumer just sicknake? No thanks? So why did
you We're gonna.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Get out of here?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Where did you get those of the movie?

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Didn't the theater manager give you the message before you
went in.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Then when did you get those after? So you heard
that I was in a car accident and then decided
to stop off for some juji fruit? Who the car
was right there. If you got into a car accident, I.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Can guarantee you I wouldn't stop for juji fruits.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
I would like to be alone now, please, Jake.

Speaker 7 (26:59):
I didn't night.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
A second then Margharita or swaying side beside.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Well Sabrina flung a craven on me with that.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Jordan Almonds, gosh talk, I haven't had anybody call in
the August take one off, put one on, which is
kind of the super Bowl of games that we play.
I haven't had somebody rock my world so much with

(27:36):
an answer like that in a long time. Jordan Almonds, gosh, see,
like the chocolate stuff is all in the same category.
Kit cats are not as good as Snickers or you
know whatever, But they're all in the same category, right,
all the sugar products, the twizzlers and the gummies, they're

(27:57):
all the same. But Jordan Almond, they're a whole different,
a whole different deal pipping peanuts.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
I left the gross the room and saw.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
You oh, piping peanuts as a trade on the Jordan almonds.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay, that's kind of a dumb joke.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
But it was quick, so I'm going to give you credit.
I looked up hot tomalies.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
I had forgotten Hot Tomali's. Yeah. See, I like some
spicy in my sugar. If you go to.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Dragos in New Orleans, it's technically in Metay, but if
you go to Drago's in New Orleans, they've got a dessert.
They're known for their char grilled oysters, but they've got
a dessert that is sweet on the front and jalapanio
spicy on the back. And if you study A and
M has a whole institute that does this, If you

(28:55):
study where on the tongue we taste foods, you'll notice
that spicy sticks with you longer. It's because of where
you process it.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
It start.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Each bite you take is sweet on the front end
and jalapanio spicy on the back. It's like a pecan pie.
But with this whoo man, all right, it's a take
one off and put one on Ramone's list. Junior Mint's
milk duds, Eminem's peanut Twizzlers and snowcaps.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
What was your dad's its our pickle, yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Which really didn't like he got outside the can. But
it's his birthday, you know, and he's your dad.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
All right. Call of the Day Sabrina with Jordan Almonds.
We'll go down the list. Carol, you're on on Michael
Berry Show. Take one off and put one on.

Speaker 7 (29:45):
Hi, Michael, I'm going to take off the snowcaps and
don't touch my twizzlers. But I want to sit through
movie with sugar babies.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
You're not the first one, sugar Bear? Are you hispanic?

Speaker 6 (30:00):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Sam, you got the cutest little accent. Just adorable. Thank you, Cheryl.
She gets so uncomfortable, Cheryl, take one off and put
one on. Cut off those chewy twizzlers and add chocolate
covered raisins. Is that raisin uts? Are they actually called

(30:24):
chocolate covered raisins?

Speaker 6 (30:27):
Well?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
I think they're raising nets, but they're chocolate coated.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
I don't remember what.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
No, you're right, Cheryl, Oh, yeah, I agree with you.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
I don't like chewy gummy things, and the way you
said that, I can tell you don't either.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I think we would have a lot in common. Terry.
You're on the Michael Berry Show. Take one off and
put one on.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Audis are drop those uh raisinets and put on the
four Men's.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Treat the holliway all day?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Sucker, where was I at this last weekend?

Speaker 4 (31:04):
It's somebody had suckers. And my wife, who studiously avoids dessert,
she'll have one bite of a dessert. But she's that's her,
that's her weakness, so she's she. We were with Eddie
Martini and she and he grabbed a sucker. And I
can't stand that knocking around noise when somebody has a sucker.
And I thought, I have not eaten a sucker.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
True story. I bet I hadn't had a sucker. I'm
fifty three. I bet I haven't had a sucker in.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Over forty years. And you remember the bowpop sucker. I
don't know what it was called. And at the end
it had the bubblegum in it. Matt you're up, Take
one off, put one.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
On, Good morning, Michael.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
As a candidate's been highly overlooked. I would take off
those Matty snowcaps and put on Judson Cherry Sowers Texas Company,
Texas history, and well you just.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Can't beat them.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Judson Cherry Sours. I don't know of that but I'm
going to look it up. You make me want to
try it. Chris, take one off, put one on.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
I was gonna take off those twizzlers and put on
some dots.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Yeah, I got a lot of emails on dots. You're
the only one I think called in on them. Johnny,
you're up, take one off, put one on.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
We'll get rid of them twizzlers. And since dad already
took something, go pickle, I'll have to go with the
chocolate covered almonds.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Which is what flavor? Which brand?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
I can't remember the brand. They are big o' yellow box.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
It's chocolate covered almonds.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
Been so long that they even been to a movie theater.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, me too. I just got to thinking about something else.
I was gonna ten. I forgot Alan, you're up, take
one off, put one.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
On, Take off snowcaps, and put on sugar babies.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
So I didn't do sugar babies, did you.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Like?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
I don't know that we had them.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
I'm just thinking. He's kept my mind running. I need
y'all to be thinking about something. The item that you
keep with you. My buddy Michael Robinson keeps an entire
arsenal of things, lights and knives and all that stuff
on his person at all times. I need to be
thinking about that thing that you carry that always surprises people.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
When you pull it up. He carries two channel lots
with him at all time. Now he's a plumber.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
So I also want you to know that yesterday was
the last day to register to vote. So that means
starting today, we know the pool of people. Here's our
set of people we're working with. Whoever is registered to vote.
It is time we get them prepared. I'll give you
the schedule tomorrow. We've got to get our people out
to vote locally

Speaker 1 (33:51):
For Dan Simon's, for Knox, for Crews, all of it.
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