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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's an amazing thing happening that I guess I should
no longer. I don't think you're probably thinking, Michael, how
are you possibly still surprised by anything?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
These people do.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
The same liberal media that colluded with the Biden White
House to cover up for Sleepy Joe, and now the
same people are trying to profit by writing tell All
books about things they told us weren't happening. It just
blows my mind. The Hill Senior political correspondent Amy Parnes
(00:40):
an NBC News senior national politics reporter Jonathan Allen right
in their new book, Democrat Party officials and White House
staffers were well aware a former President Biden's frailties ahead
of his choice to end his ill fated reelection had
(01:00):
last summer. Wasn't his choice, and there were extensive steps
to cover up the signs of Biden's aging and contingency planning.
If Biden chose to step aside or even died in office.
You folks told us it wasn't happening, and now you're
(01:20):
writing books about how it happened. This is the aforementioned
Amy Parnes.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
The book also includes new details about how far Biden's
team had to go to minimize the risk of his freight,
of his frailties being exposed. One story that stuck out
to me in particular was the need for fluorescent tape
tell us about.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
What was going on there.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Yeah, so he would have these, you know, fluorescent tape
is very common in larger events to show principles where
to go, how to enter a stage. But they planned these,
these these lines fluorescent tapes throughout fundraisers, even small fundraisers
(02:06):
at homes to kind of guide the president. And someone
told us he knows to look for them, and so
that was something that they did, even in the at
the smallest events, to kind of guide the president. We
also have new reporting detailing how foreign trips. There was
a makeup artist that met President Biden before any events.
(02:29):
Sometimes he would even miss meetings to attend to to
have his.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Makeup made up.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
You know. There there were things done to kind of
show that he was a little more had a little
more youth to him, a little more energy, And I
think that is that's all. You know, these are all
revelations that we put out in this book.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You remember when this was this was one of the
ultimate loads in a bad administration. Remember when one of
his handlers they made him dress up as the Easter
Bunny so they could hide him in plain sight, so
then they could put him next to Joe Biden and
have him kind of guide the old man around. Do
(03:16):
you remember that. Well, we spoke to that handler. They
disguised his voice to protect the identity, but here's what
he had to say.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yes, I was in the bunny costume that day at
the White House. It was my job to shadow the president.
It was Easter, so someone thought that it'd be a
good idea to dress me in a bunny outfit. They
thought that if I had dressed it was like the
Easter Bunny, I could blend him into the crowd, and
if the President went off script, I would be able
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to steer him back to a more appropriate conversation. Now
it's time for the event in the White House long
things were going pretty well at first, but then the
President decided to mingle with the people. First, he saw
a man in the crowd that was how do I
say it slow? So the President kind of leaned in
(04:12):
a a stage whisper to me, telling me about the
Rabbit's George. I think he thought that reverencing Lenny of
Mice and Men. When he saw someone that was a
little slow was funny because I was dressed like a
giant rabbit. However, this is the type of situation that
I was there to steer him away from. My job
in that scenario was to mention how much his dead
(04:35):
son Bo loved Easter. I mean that always works to
get the President back on course. If he strays away
from the script, we always bring it back to Bow always.
And later when he tried to talk about Pakistan with
a toddler, I mentioned Bo. Nothing this time it didn't work.
(04:56):
He was going to talk about Pakistan with that toddler
no matter what, I'll admit I panicked. At this point.
I start waving my arms and I say the code
word Lansbury. See Lansbury is the code we have with
the President. When we see he's starting to get a
(05:16):
little tired or maybe end over his head, we say Lansbury.
He knows it's time to go up to the residence
and lay down and watch murder.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
She wrote, The President loves.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
A good Who's done it. We play that same episode
right before his nap every day. He never remembers that
he's seen it and it's his favorite episode, so it's
a win win for us. But I'm telling you right now,
if they asked me to dress up like his mother
again for Mother's Day and he tries to breastfeed like
last year, I'm out of here. I don't need this
(05:48):
job that bad.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It's from all the King of Ding and this other guy,
Michael Berry is.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
He's the kind of guy. You're like a smacking ass.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Let's look at some of the stories that marked his term,
gone but not forgotten. We should remember what Joe Biden
did and what we lived through. We should never forget that.
Remember when the military just lost a jet, imagine that
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and count on two tonight? What does it count on?
Speaker 8 (06:25):
Two?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
News caught up with a local man named Randolph White
to get an eyewitness account of the plane crashing. Do
you remember this from him?
Speaker 9 (06:33):
I had a chance to talk to a man who
lives out here. He told me he actually heard the
plane as it was flying past his house and crashing nearby,
but he didn't know what it was.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
Amama's October sixth, I'll be seventy two years old.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
Randolph White retired from his job at the paper mill
in Georgetown ten years ago. He lives in this house
with his wife in a very rural area of Williamsburg County.
Speaker 10 (06:56):
Well, it's nice and quiet and peaceful, and I don't
I don't have to worry what people tho. No close
up tight you know.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I like speech.
Speaker 9 (07:04):
He loves living about two miles away from where he
grew up. Normally it's pretty quiet. But on Sunday afternoon, I.
Speaker 10 (07:11):
Was in the uh in the bathroom taking a shave,
and I heard a screeching saw that between a screech
and a whistle.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I said, what in the wall of this?
Speaker 11 (07:24):
And I heard a boom in my whole house.
Speaker 12 (07:27):
Shoo.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
White says he didn't realize it was a plane at
the time, so he didn't call anybody.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
The press start kidd at me.
Speaker 13 (07:32):
I said, looks what said the meteorite come out of
space or something?
Speaker 10 (07:37):
And I said, well, if the airplane, it need to
be reported. The thing was flying is too low, so
yesterday eating it, I said, the helicopters out your walking
and choppers keep flying around. I said, was something somebody
must have robbed the banker, kills some people or whatever.
I walked up there. They thought me it was about
the plane.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
The F thirty five B airplane wreckage created an extensive
debris field. The wreckage is located off Old Georgetown Road.
Military security is very tight, with numerous red and white
signs on the side of the road that read no trespassing.
This area has been designated a National Defense Area.
Speaker 10 (08:14):
God, through the Great God, nobody didn't get hurt because
the church right up there, about a half.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
Mile about a mile of Old Georgetown Road will be
closed for an unknown period of time.
Speaker 10 (08:26):
Anything man making malfunction, you know. So he tried to
get the benefit of a doubt, but it needed to
be investigated, and the public need to know what really happened.
You know, it shouldn't be careful secret will happen because
you knew it could have been amitted disaster.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
In Williamsburg County. I'm Raymond Owens count on two.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Now. At the time, we knew that Randolph reminded us
of somebody, but we couldn't quite place who that was.
And then the story just went away without any resolution.
Kind of like this story who left the cocaine in
the White House?
Speaker 14 (09:05):
Coming soon to a theater near you. He's on a
one bear mission and in the White House to do
two things, chew bubblegum and snort cocaine. And he's all
out of bubblegum.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
Somehow he's ended up in the nation's capital with a
strange new sugar addiction.
Speaker 14 (09:27):
What kind of sugar booger sugar? It's unfair legal.
Speaker 15 (09:35):
But Chief, we simply cannot catch him. He's in the
White House. He's high on cocaine, and he's a grizzly bear.
And I am an f B I agent need a hunter.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Hunter.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
How do you think the bear got the cocaine?
Speaker 14 (10:02):
You've seen all snorts of movies, but never one where
a good rizly bear finds the first son's stash of
nosecam cocaine. Bear to White Powder House. Prepare for the
ride of your life. It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 11 (10:23):
We're gonna be changing the name of the Gulf of
Mexico to.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
The Gulf of Michael Barry Church as a beautifully.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
The best way to get something done if you, if
you hold near and dear to you that you.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Like to be able to.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Anyway have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability,
he's really grotesque.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
From from uh uh shark, assume me from s Charlotte
one another line going from in Florida down to Tampa.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
He's really grotesque of prudence, cryptocer.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Yeah, mm hmm, have an intervention into your mental health
your political viability.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
America is a nation that can be defined in a
single word.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
I was going to foot him, have an intervention into
your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 11 (11:41):
The idea that.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
M have an intervention into your mental health your political viability,
he's really grotesque.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
Los Angeles and uh and uh uh what am.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
I doing here?
Speaker 8 (11:59):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
He's really grotesque. For two reasons.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
One two, have an intervention into your mental health your
political viability.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
We haven't been able to communicate it in a way
that is uh.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Let me say another way, have an intervention into your
mental health your political viability.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
He's really grotesque. Solid meeting with with uh.
Speaker 14 (12:40):
The uh.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
They make a very good point.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
Have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Here's what drives the driver in the states that are affected.
Here's what you can do the drivers.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
If we have one thousand billionaires in America, know the
average tax rate they pay eight e i g. Eight
percent eight percent.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
As we take a wromp down memory lane of the
Biden Harris years, one person we are happy to see
go is Admiral Doctor Rachel Levine, the trans Assistant Secretary
for Health of the US Department of Health and Human Services,
or as we like to call her, Miss Piggy, Miss Piggy.
(13:47):
I didn't say Piggy is a piggy.
Speaker 16 (13:49):
And the truth that we need to confront now is
that medicine and science are being politically perverted around this country.
Speaker 14 (13:55):
This destroys human lives.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
To olpen something so rot.
Speaker 16 (14:04):
So tonight we every the tipping point.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
After all, we've been good, don't you.
Speaker 16 (14:23):
Trans youth are vulnerable and they suffer a significant harassment
and bullying sometimes in schools, are in their community. They
have more mental health issues, but there's nothing inherent with
being transgender or gender diverse which which predisposed youth to
depression or anxiety. It is that harassment and bullying.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
So how can something so light so after all we've
been through?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Why do you feel?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I don't know you packing?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Something so art?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Feel so Roman side Hacket, something so good?
Speaker 17 (15:11):
Let me fin us a bad.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Things coming through?
Speaker 12 (15:14):
Let me lonelycome my happiness thinking of my life is
so stacked and I feel the hole and I feel
so after all we've been through, after coming so far?
Does this boy us to leave me? Where is the
love of Switzer.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
In the stock hocky? Something so.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Wrong?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Have to ah've been? Why do I don't so?
Speaker 16 (16:03):
We really want to debase our treatment and to affirm
and to support and empower these youths, not to limit
their participation in activities in sports and even limit their
ability to get gender affirmation treatment in their state.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
One of the things we learned about Joe Biden's about
Sorry Hunter Biden's laptop was how his dad was listed
in his phone. In his cell phone, do you remember
that he called his president, the President of the United States,
Pedo Pete? And remember Pete was a name that Joe
(16:42):
Biden gave himself as his alias, so Pedo Pete was
about the fact that his father is a pedophile. You know,
the father that Hunter Biden's sister said would come in
and shower with her naked. Yeah, that creep.
Speaker 18 (17:00):
Hello, everybody, this is Pete Henderson, a friend in close
associate of first son Hunter Biden.
Speaker 11 (17:07):
He calls me Pido Pete.
Speaker 18 (17:09):
He only calls me that because I've always liked the company.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Of small children. That's not a crime, is it. At
least I'm not his daddy.
Speaker 18 (17:19):
Joe Biden has been screwing this country for fifty years
and nobody says.
Speaker 11 (17:24):
Boom, I like to smell the hell of little kids, and.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Suddenly I'm the bad guy. He's pimped out Ukraine for billions.
Speaker 13 (17:33):
Yeah, sure, I'd like to shower with my teenage daughter
to save on the water bill.
Speaker 11 (17:38):
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
You know.
Speaker 18 (17:41):
The big guy has sold our country out to the
Chinese for ten percent of the take. I'm not fond
of the nickname Pido Pete. However, I'm just glad I'm
not Jill Biden. Hunter has some choice nicknames for her.
He once said to me Pete. If you are blues musician,
(18:01):
they call you Bud Didley, But I called my mom.
Speaker 11 (18:05):
Heyk Williams Junior. Do you know why he called her that?
Because he said she was a.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Rare condry boy. CANCB country books can servib She was twelve.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I was thirty.
Speaker 16 (18:24):
But anyway, it was wonderful to have you, mister President.
Speaker 14 (18:30):
Of the Michael Barry Show.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Ah the by years, who could forget the cross dressing.
Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in
the Office of Nuclear Energy. Kind of a big job, right,
nuclear Energy. His name was Sam Britton. You know the
fellow who kept stealing luggage at the airport.
Speaker 13 (19:04):
Hey, Frank, it's bobbed down here in luggage claim.
Speaker 11 (19:07):
Yeah, man, you'll never guess what I.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Got down here.
Speaker 13 (19:10):
One of the non binaries is sitting in my office
waiting for the cops. The man lady tried to steal
someone else's luggage off my carousel. TWITZI here is some
nuclear science person.
Speaker 11 (19:23):
For the Biden administration.
Speaker 13 (19:27):
He she does look like a white Jada Pinkett Smith
pulled in an address.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
How'd you know that?
Speaker 13 (19:34):
Get a load of Frank Einstein over here he watches
the news. Well, you're gonna see criminal mastermind Lexi Luthor
on the news for sure.
Speaker 11 (19:42):
No, I ain't sending you a picky a PERV.
Speaker 13 (19:47):
We're still getting a beer after work, right, all right, Frank,
I gotta go write up a report and missus clean.
Speaker 11 (19:53):
I'll catch you later.
Speaker 17 (19:54):
Plucked her eyebrows on the way, shaved her legs, and
then he was as she She says he'd take a
walk on the wild side. Said, hey, honey, take a
walk on the wild side.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
One of the provisions of the Inflation Reduction Act, which
wasn't an inflation reduction Act at all, was the hiring
of eighty seven thousand armed IRS agents. They were set
to hire eighty seven thousand millennials to bust into your
house and take every penny you've got and send you
to prison.
Speaker 13 (20:31):
Hey, I guess what partners yo. My name is Tristan Dude.
I can't believe I got this job. I'm not so
much a numbers guy, but I am a call of
duty and grand theft auto guy.
Speaker 11 (20:41):
I was like, really good at Team Deathmatch on COD
Did you ever play?
Speaker 9 (20:46):
No?
Speaker 13 (20:47):
Really, dude, I loved using the M ninety one as
my primary. I hope we get one of those that
would be lit. I always had a sort off shotgun
as my secondary weapon. They were great for close quarters.
I'm definitely bringing one of those when we go to
some boomer's house. I'm gonna be like, get down on
the ground, Grandpa.
Speaker 11 (21:02):
This is an out the bitch. I called dibbs on driving.
I can drive anything.
Speaker 13 (21:06):
One time in gtaight, I sowed an armor car and
then robbed the bank. I got five mili dude, I
was living.
Speaker 11 (21:12):
Large, bro. I can already tell this IRS.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Gig is going to be dopex.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Remember when the Bidens administration hired an inclusion officer for
the Department of Defense. Can you imagine that, Well, we
don't have enough eight hundred pounders in the military. They
don't feel included.
Speaker 11 (21:48):
Hello, recruiters, my name is Eileen.
Speaker 13 (21:50):
I'm the new director of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. We
have come up with a new plan to help refill
our ranks. For far too long, the United States military
has focused on hateful things like killing.
Speaker 11 (22:04):
It's no wonder other.
Speaker 13 (22:05):
Countries hate us. Well, thanks to Joe Biden, we're heading
in a brave new direction. If you're a person of color,
you will now enter the armed services as a captain.
They'll be just like James T.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Kirk yay right.
Speaker 13 (22:21):
This will ensure that we have equity by lifting up
black and brown people. Now to the diversity and inclusion.
This is the part I'm so excited about. If you're gay,
or lesbian, transby, or any one of the infinite numbers
of genders, then you will get to live your truth
in the new military. For starters, when marching, you will
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no longer be required to stay in formation. You will
be allowed to express yourself. If you want to skip
and skip queen, if you see an officer that you
find handsome than twerk, we think that will add some
flair that has been missing for far too long. If
you like to dress and drag, then you will have
a play here. No more drab colors when going into combat.
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We'll walk into battle like a flock of peacocks. Our
enemy will know that we are loud, and we are proud,
and day will fear our power of inclusion.
Speaker 11 (23:14):
Now go out there and bring me some marginalized people.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Everybody remembers, I hope when Biden fell off his bicycle.
But do you remember how the media tried to downplay it,
tried to act like it wasn't a big deal. He
was young and full of vigor, they told us. This
is our favorite NPR host Kyle feather Bottom telling you
why Joe Biden didn't fall off of his bike after all.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
The following program is only made possible by contributions from
listeners like you.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Now My stay day to you.
Speaker 11 (23:53):
You're listening to the inherent dangers of an American bicycle.
I'm your host, Kyle Featherbottom. To day, we will examine
the bicycle that Joe Biden took to the ground in
a controlled roll, the Huffy World. The Huffy World was
developed by the United States military for stealth ground assaults.
It's a bicycle so advanced in its operation that only
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the Navy Sealed Team six was able to successfully integrate
its use into its secret operations. We recently spoke to
a man that has asked to remain anonymous. The man
you are about to hear from is a member of
the infamous Hell's Angels, a California based mc or motorcycle club.
As it were, mister Anonymous, We've all seen the impressive
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video of the American President Joseph Biden riding the military
issue Huffy World. He wrote it to a stop and
then dismounted said bicycle in a controlled roll. Given the
advanced skill required to perform such maneuver, is there any
one in your organization that has that level of experience
and expertise to ride a Hovey World. No, wow, not
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even Hell's Angels can ride a Huffey World. Only Sealed
Team six members and our beloved President have the skill
required to tame this beast. We would advise that you
never attempt riding a Huffy World bicycle without the supervision
of Joe Biden or a Sealed Team six member. Don't
forget that, following this program, Killy Gleeses will tell you
(25:24):
how to turn purple seedless grapes into a jelly or jam. Now,
let's clear our mind of this military killing machine.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Home and a gentleman as has life for you.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Thank you, and good night,
There's an amazing thing happening that I guess I should
no longer. I don't think you're probably thinking, Michael, how
are you possibly still surprised by anything?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
These people do.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
The same liberal media that colluded with the Biden White
House to cover up for Sleepy Joe, and now the
same people are trying to profit by writing tell All
books about things they told us weren't happening. It just
blows my mind. The Hill Senior political correspondent Amy Parnes
(00:40):
an NBC News senior national politics reporter Jonathan Allen right
in their new book, Democrat Party officials and White House
staffers were well aware a former President Biden's frailties ahead
of his choice to end his ill fated reelection had
(01:00):
last summer. Wasn't his choice, and there were extensive steps
to cover up the signs of Biden's aging and contingency planning.
If Biden chose to step aside or even died in office.
You folks told us it wasn't happening, and now you're
(01:20):
writing books about how it happened. This is the aforementioned
Amy Parnes.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
The book also includes new details about how far Biden's
team had to go to minimize the risk of his freight,
of his frailties being exposed. One story that stuck out
to me in particular was the need for fluorescent tape
tell us about.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
What was going on there.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Yeah, so he would have these, you know, fluorescent tape
is very common in larger events to show principles where
to go, how to enter a stage. But they planned these,
these these lines fluorescent tapes throughout fundraisers, even small fundraisers
(02:06):
at homes to kind of guide the president. And someone
told us he knows to look for them, and so
that was something that they did, even in the at
the smallest events, to kind of guide the president. We
also have new reporting detailing how foreign trips. There was
a makeup artist that met President Biden before any events.
(02:29):
Sometimes he would even miss meetings to attend to to
have his.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Makeup made up.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
You know. There there were things done to kind of
show that he was a little more had a little
more youth to him, a little more energy, And I
think that is that's all. You know, these are all
revelations that we put out in this book.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You remember when this was this was one of the
ultimate loads in a bad administration. Remember when one of
his handlers they made him dress up as the Easter
Bunny so they could hide him in plain sight, so
then they could put him next to Joe Biden and
have him kind of guide the old man around. Do
(03:16):
you remember that. Well, we spoke to that handler. They
disguised his voice to protect the identity, but here's what
he had to say.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yes, I was in the bunny costume that day at
the White House. It was my job to shadow the president.
It was Easter, so someone thought that it'd be a
good idea to dress me in a bunny outfit. They
thought that if I had dressed it was like the
Easter Bunny, I could blend him into the crowd, and
if the President went off script, I would be able
(03:50):
to steer him back to a more appropriate conversation. Now
it's time for the event in the White House long
things were going pretty well at first, but then the
President decided to mingle with the people. First, he saw
a man in the crowd that was how do I
say it slow? So the President kind of leaned in
(04:12):
a a stage whisper to me, telling me about the
Rabbit's George. I think he thought that reverencing Lenny of
Mice and Men. When he saw someone that was a
little slow was funny because I was dressed like a
giant rabbit. However, this is the type of situation that
I was there to steer him away from. My job
in that scenario was to mention how much his dead
(04:35):
son Bo loved Easter. I mean that always works to
get the President back on course. If he strays away
from the script, we always bring it back to Bow always.
And later when he tried to talk about Pakistan with
a toddler, I mentioned Bo. Nothing this time it didn't work.
(04:56):
He was going to talk about Pakistan with that toddler
no matter what, I'll admit I panicked. At this point.
I start waving my arms and I say the code
word Lansbury. See Lansbury is the code we have with
the President. When we see he's starting to get a
(05:16):
little tired or maybe end over his head, we say Lansbury.
He knows it's time to go up to the residence
and lay down and watch murder.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
She wrote, The President loves.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
A good Who's done it. We play that same episode
right before his nap every day. He never remembers that
he's seen it and it's his favorite episode, so it's
a win win for us. But I'm telling you right now,
if they asked me to dress up like his mother
again for Mother's Day and he tries to breastfeed like
last year, I'm out of here. I don't need this
(05:48):
job that bad.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It's from all the King of Ding and this other guy,
Michael Berry is.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
He's the kind of guy. You're like a smacking ass.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Let's look at some of the stories that marked his term,
gone but not forgotten. We should remember what Joe Biden
did and what we lived through. We should never forget that.
Remember when the military just lost a jet, imagine that
(06:22):
and count on two tonight? What does it count on?
Speaker 8 (06:25):
Two?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
News caught up with a local man named Randolph White
to get an eyewitness account of the plane crashing. Do
you remember this from him?
Speaker 9 (06:33):
I had a chance to talk to a man who
lives out here. He told me he actually heard the
plane as it was flying past his house and crashing nearby,
but he didn't know what it was.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
Amama's October sixth, I'll be seventy two years old.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
Randolph White retired from his job at the paper mill
in Georgetown ten years ago. He lives in this house
with his wife in a very rural area of Williamsburg County.
Speaker 10 (06:56):
Well, it's nice and quiet and peaceful, and I don't
I don't have to worry what people tho. No close
up tight you know.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I like speech.
Speaker 9 (07:04):
He loves living about two miles away from where he
grew up. Normally it's pretty quiet. But on Sunday afternoon, I.
Speaker 10 (07:11):
Was in the uh in the bathroom taking a shave,
and I heard a screeching saw that between a screech
and a whistle.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I said, what in the wall of this?
Speaker 11 (07:24):
And I heard a boom in my whole house.
Speaker 12 (07:27):
Shoo.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
White says he didn't realize it was a plane at
the time, so he didn't call anybody.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
The press start kidd at me.
Speaker 13 (07:32):
I said, looks what said the meteorite come out of
space or something?
Speaker 10 (07:37):
And I said, well, if the airplane, it need to
be reported. The thing was flying is too low, so
yesterday eating it, I said, the helicopters out your walking
and choppers keep flying around. I said, was something somebody
must have robbed the banker, kills some people or whatever.
I walked up there. They thought me it was about
the plane.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
The F thirty five B airplane wreckage created an extensive
debris field. The wreckage is located off Old Georgetown Road.
Military security is very tight, with numerous red and white
signs on the side of the road that read no trespassing.
This area has been designated a National Defense Area.
Speaker 10 (08:14):
God, through the Great God, nobody didn't get hurt because
the church right up there, about a half.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
Mile about a mile of Old Georgetown Road will be
closed for an unknown period of time.
Speaker 10 (08:26):
Anything man making malfunction, you know. So he tried to
get the benefit of a doubt, but it needed to
be investigated, and the public need to know what really happened.
You know, it shouldn't be careful secret will happen because
you knew it could have been amitted disaster.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
In Williamsburg County. I'm Raymond Owens count on two.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Now. At the time, we knew that Randolph reminded us
of somebody, but we couldn't quite place who that was.
And then the story just went away without any resolution.
Kind of like this story who left the cocaine in
the White House?
Speaker 14 (09:05):
Coming soon to a theater near you. He's on a
one bear mission and in the White House to do
two things, chew bubblegum and snort cocaine. And he's all
out of bubblegum.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
Somehow he's ended up in the nation's capital with a
strange new sugar addiction.
Speaker 14 (09:27):
What kind of sugar booger sugar? It's unfair legal.
Speaker 15 (09:35):
But Chief, we simply cannot catch him. He's in the
White House. He's high on cocaine, and he's a grizzly bear.
And I am an f B I agent need a hunter.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Hunter.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
How do you think the bear got the cocaine?
Speaker 14 (10:02):
You've seen all snorts of movies, but never one where
a good rizly bear finds the first son's stash of
nosecam cocaine. Bear to White Powder House. Prepare for the
ride of your life. It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 11 (10:23):
We're gonna be changing the name of the Gulf of
Mexico to.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
The Gulf of Michael Barry Church as a beautifully.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
The best way to get something done if you, if
you hold near and dear to you that you.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Like to be able to.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Anyway have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability,
he's really grotesque.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
From from uh uh shark, assume me from s Charlotte
one another line going from in Florida down to Tampa.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
He's really grotesque of prudence, cryptocer.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Yeah, mm hmm, have an intervention into your mental health
your political viability.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
America is a nation that can be defined in a
single word.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
I was going to foot him, have an intervention into
your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 11 (11:41):
The idea that.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
M have an intervention into your mental health your political viability,
he's really grotesque.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
Los Angeles and uh and uh uh what am.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
I doing here?
Speaker 8 (11:59):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
He's really grotesque. For two reasons.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
One two, have an intervention into your mental health your
political viability.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
We haven't been able to communicate it in a way
that is uh.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Let me say another way, have an intervention into your
mental health your political viability.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
He's really grotesque. Solid meeting with with uh.
Speaker 14 (12:40):
The uh.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
They make a very good point.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
Have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Here's what drives the driver in the states that are affected.
Here's what you can do the drivers.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
If we have one thousand billionaires in America, know the
average tax rate they pay eight e i g. Eight
percent eight percent.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
As we take a wromp down memory lane of the
Biden Harris years, one person we are happy to see
go is Admiral Doctor Rachel Levine, the trans Assistant Secretary
for Health of the US Department of Health and Human Services,
or as we like to call her, Miss Piggy, Miss Piggy.
(13:47):
I didn't say Piggy is a piggy.
Speaker 16 (13:49):
And the truth that we need to confront now is
that medicine and science are being politically perverted around this country.
Speaker 14 (13:55):
This destroys human lives.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
To olpen something so rot.
Speaker 16 (14:04):
So tonight we every the tipping point.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
After all, we've been good, don't you.
Speaker 16 (14:23):
Trans youth are vulnerable and they suffer a significant harassment
and bullying sometimes in schools, are in their community. They
have more mental health issues, but there's nothing inherent with
being transgender or gender diverse which which predisposed youth to
depression or anxiety. It is that harassment and bullying.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
So how can something so light so after all we've
been through?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Why do you feel?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I don't know you packing?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Something so art?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Feel so Roman side Hacket, something so good?
Speaker 17 (15:11):
Let me fin us a bad.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Things coming through?
Speaker 12 (15:14):
Let me lonelycome my happiness thinking of my life is
so stacked and I feel the hole and I feel
so after all we've been through, after coming so far?
Does this boy us to leave me? Where is the
love of Switzer.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
In the stock hocky? Something so.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Wrong?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Have to ah've been? Why do I don't so?
Speaker 16 (16:03):
We really want to debase our treatment and to affirm
and to support and empower these youths, not to limit
their participation in activities in sports and even limit their
ability to get gender affirmation treatment in their state.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
One of the things we learned about Joe Biden's about
Sorry Hunter Biden's laptop was how his dad was listed
in his phone. In his cell phone, do you remember
that he called his president, the President of the United States,
Pedo Pete? And remember Pete was a name that Joe
(16:42):
Biden gave himself as his alias, so Pedo Pete was
about the fact that his father is a pedophile. You know,
the father that Hunter Biden's sister said would come in
and shower with her naked. Yeah, that creep.
Speaker 18 (17:00):
Hello, everybody, this is Pete Henderson, a friend in close
associate of first son Hunter Biden.
Speaker 11 (17:07):
He calls me Pido Pete.
Speaker 18 (17:09):
He only calls me that because I've always liked the company.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Of small children. That's not a crime, is it. At
least I'm not his daddy.
Speaker 18 (17:19):
Joe Biden has been screwing this country for fifty years
and nobody says.
Speaker 11 (17:24):
Boom, I like to smell the hell of little kids, and.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Suddenly I'm the bad guy. He's pimped out Ukraine for billions.
Speaker 13 (17:33):
Yeah, sure, I'd like to shower with my teenage daughter
to save on the water bill.
Speaker 11 (17:38):
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
You know.
Speaker 18 (17:41):
The big guy has sold our country out to the
Chinese for ten percent of the take. I'm not fond
of the nickname Pido Pete. However, I'm just glad I'm
not Jill Biden. Hunter has some choice nicknames for her.
He once said to me Pete. If you are blues musician,
(18:01):
they call you Bud Didley, But I called my mom.
Speaker 11 (18:05):
Heyk Williams Junior. Do you know why he called her that?
Because he said she was a.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Rare condry boy. CANCB country books can servib She was twelve.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I was thirty.
Speaker 16 (18:24):
But anyway, it was wonderful to have you, mister President.
Speaker 14 (18:30):
Of the Michael Barry Show.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Ah the by years, who could forget the cross dressing.
Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in
the Office of Nuclear Energy. Kind of a big job, right,
nuclear Energy. His name was Sam Britton. You know the
fellow who kept stealing luggage at the airport.
Speaker 13 (19:04):
Hey, Frank, it's bobbed down here in luggage claim.
Speaker 11 (19:07):
Yeah, man, you'll never guess what I.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Got down here.
Speaker 13 (19:10):
One of the non binaries is sitting in my office
waiting for the cops. The man lady tried to steal
someone else's luggage off my carousel. TWITZI here is some
nuclear science person.
Speaker 11 (19:23):
For the Biden administration.
Speaker 13 (19:27):
He she does look like a white Jada Pinkett Smith
pulled in an address.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
How'd you know that?
Speaker 13 (19:34):
Get a load of Frank Einstein over here he watches
the news. Well, you're gonna see criminal mastermind Lexi Luthor
on the news for sure.
Speaker 11 (19:42):
No, I ain't sending you a picky a PERV.
Speaker 13 (19:47):
We're still getting a beer after work, right, all right, Frank,
I gotta go write up a report and missus clean.
Speaker 11 (19:53):
I'll catch you later.
Speaker 17 (19:54):
Plucked her eyebrows on the way, shaved her legs, and
then he was as she She says he'd take a
walk on the wild side. Said, hey, honey, take a
walk on the wild side.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
One of the provisions of the Inflation Reduction Act, which
wasn't an inflation reduction Act at all, was the hiring
of eighty seven thousand armed IRS agents. They were set
to hire eighty seven thousand millennials to bust into your
house and take every penny you've got and send you
to prison.
Speaker 13 (20:31):
Hey, I guess what partners yo. My name is Tristan Dude.
I can't believe I got this job. I'm not so
much a numbers guy, but I am a call of
duty and grand theft auto guy.
Speaker 11 (20:41):
I was like, really good at Team Deathmatch on COD
Did you ever play?
Speaker 9 (20:46):
No?
Speaker 13 (20:47):
Really, dude, I loved using the M ninety one as
my primary. I hope we get one of those that
would be lit. I always had a sort off shotgun
as my secondary weapon. They were great for close quarters.
I'm definitely bringing one of those when we go to
some boomer's house. I'm gonna be like, get down on
the ground, Grandpa.
Speaker 11 (21:02):
This is an out the bitch. I called dibbs on driving.
I can drive anything.
Speaker 13 (21:06):
One time in gtaight, I sowed an armor car and
then robbed the bank. I got five mili dude, I
was living.
Speaker 11 (21:12):
Large, bro. I can already tell this IRS.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Gig is going to be dopex.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Remember when the Bidens administration hired an inclusion officer for
the Department of Defense. Can you imagine that, Well, we
don't have enough eight hundred pounders in the military. They
don't feel included.
Speaker 11 (21:48):
Hello, recruiters, my name is Eileen.
Speaker 13 (21:50):
I'm the new director of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. We
have come up with a new plan to help refill
our ranks. For far too long, the United States military
has focused on hateful things like killing.
Speaker 11 (22:04):
It's no wonder other.
Speaker 13 (22:05):
Countries hate us. Well, thanks to Joe Biden, we're heading
in a brave new direction. If you're a person of color,
you will now enter the armed services as a captain.
They'll be just like James T.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Kirk yay right.
Speaker 13 (22:21):
This will ensure that we have equity by lifting up
black and brown people. Now to the diversity and inclusion.
This is the part I'm so excited about. If you're gay,
or lesbian, transby, or any one of the infinite numbers
of genders, then you will get to live your truth
in the new military. For starters, when marching, you will
(22:41):
no longer be required to stay in formation. You will
be allowed to express yourself. If you want to skip
and skip queen, if you see an officer that you
find handsome than twerk, we think that will add some
flair that has been missing for far too long. If
you like to dress and drag, then you will have
a play here. No more drab colors when going into combat.
(23:04):
We'll walk into battle like a flock of peacocks. Our
enemy will know that we are loud, and we are proud,
and day will fear our power of inclusion.
Speaker 11 (23:14):
Now go out there and bring me some marginalized people.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Everybody remembers, I hope when Biden fell off his bicycle.
But do you remember how the media tried to downplay it,
tried to act like it wasn't a big deal. He
was young and full of vigor, they told us. This
is our favorite NPR host Kyle feather Bottom telling you
why Joe Biden didn't fall off of his bike after all.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
The following program is only made possible by contributions from
listeners like you.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Now My stay day to you.
Speaker 11 (23:53):
You're listening to the inherent dangers of an American bicycle.
I'm your host, Kyle Featherbottom. To day, we will examine
the bicycle that Joe Biden took to the ground in
a controlled roll, the Huffy World. The Huffy World was
developed by the United States military for stealth ground assaults.
It's a bicycle so advanced in its operation that only
(24:16):
the Navy Sealed Team six was able to successfully integrate
its use into its secret operations. We recently spoke to
a man that has asked to remain anonymous. The man
you are about to hear from is a member of
the infamous Hell's Angels, a California based mc or motorcycle club.
As it were, mister Anonymous, We've all seen the impressive
(24:38):
video of the American President Joseph Biden riding the military
issue Huffy World. He wrote it to a stop and
then dismounted said bicycle in a controlled roll. Given the
advanced skill required to perform such maneuver, is there any
one in your organization that has that level of experience
and expertise to ride a Hovey World. No, wow, not
(25:03):
even Hell's Angels can ride a Huffey World. Only Sealed
Team six members and our beloved President have the skill
required to tame this beast. We would advise that you
never attempt riding a Huffy World bicycle without the supervision
of Joe Biden or a Sealed Team six member. Don't
forget that, following this program, Killy Gleeses will tell you
(25:24):
how to turn purple seedless grapes into a jelly or jam. Now,
let's clear our mind of this military killing machine.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Home and a gentleman as has life for you.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Thank you, and good night,
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