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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load. So
Michael Verie Show is on the air.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Caucasian.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Caucasian.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Yeah, you know, a white guy with a mustache, about
six foot three, not very big mustache.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
All got ya, Clark.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
If it's a serious matter, I'll do it myself.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Honey, I'm not an ordained minister.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
I'm doing my best.

Speaker 6 (00:33):
Okay, we won't start cockscrew.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
We want food war.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Will you playing your short on ears and long on mouth?

Speaker 6 (00:48):
Sixty percent of the time it works every time. In fact,
drunk and stupid, there's no way to go through life stock.

Speaker 7 (01:00):
I'm dang how we are in trouble?

Speaker 6 (01:16):
Well, it's day three of the government shutdown. I really
think y'all aren't as upset as you're supposed to be.
This is supposed to be the end.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Of the world.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
By god, it's day three of the government shutdown. Civilization
has collapsed. Without the government's steady hand, we're wandering aimlessly
in the wilderness. Paperwork is piling up, permits have expired.
The DMV is silent and without attitude. This is the

(01:49):
No one knows how to renew a fishing license, and
so we starm this the WiFi, say has dropped to
one bar. Experts say, society has minutes left. Uh yeah,
I had a time of shoes Without a federal shoelace skideline,

(02:10):
my left one is technically in violation of Coach seventeen B.
Neighborhoods are fracturing into tribes. My hoa now requires a
secret handshake and three pop tarts just across the cul
de sac Wilson's next door. They've declared themselves a sovereign nation.

(02:34):
A post office has shuddered. Birthday cards are now hand
delivered by federal raccoons in old ups uniforms without the FAA.
Planes no longer land. They just circle endlessly waiting for
someone with a whistle. Without OSHA, staplers are openly revolting

(02:54):
without the EPA, no one knows how to recycle. People
are just tossing soda cans in the trash like savage
without NASA. The moon has been repossessed and without the FDA,
lunchables now come with cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Nothing like some good old process meat cheese.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
Smoke him if you got him right, pops.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh yeah, old squirrey history. I got to thinking, was
it regulated?

Speaker 8 (03:20):
This is it?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Folks, the end without the Department of Agriculture, apples are
attacking children. Without the CDC, flu season.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
Has been upgraded to matt max.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
If Congress does not act soon, Americans will be forced
to pump their own gas In New Jersey.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
I woke up and chose violence this morning. Well, first
I will tell you we had dinner last night at Lagrillia,
remember or Lagrigley as you probably say, Lagrillia over it's
in the on Nino space. So remember Till bought Lagrillia
from Tony Bologne when it was on West Gray. Well,

(04:05):
that space is now Levi Good has a good company
Cantina and Lagrillia moved over to the Ninos space, which
they totally readid beautiful and it's really nice. It's a
very very elegant restaurant without being too fussy, and it
was incredible. Absolutely food is amazing. When I say I

(04:29):
chose violence, here's what I just posted, which is going
to ruin some people. But before you react, I want
you to think, because I'm probably right. I wrote and
I quote belt bacon lettuce tomato is the most overrated
sandwich of them all. If you can't understand the meaning
of the word overrated. Please do not comment. BLT sandwiches
are fine, nothing wrong with them, But bacon is not

(04:52):
enough meat to anchor a sandwich. It can be added
to any other meat that does anchor is a delicious
as a delicious accouterment supporting actor, not the lead roast
beef that's a star. In fact, while we're at it
on bacon, y'all went too far on the whole bacon thing.
And you know it, but you don't know how to
walk it back. Bacon is awesome, it's amazing, but no,

(05:15):
it doesn't make ice cream better, or whiskey or beer
or many things. It can make a boring mill exciting,
but y'all went too far. And now to get us started,
courtesy of the greatest executive producer in all the land
who's working in at Portland, Oregon, beloved Portland this week,
Chatt Cooney, Knockaishi there we can review altogether down it's

(05:37):
not gay. We all do it.

Speaker 7 (05:39):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Coma coma color, coma color.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Because I love the thought of a bunch of rednecks
driving a long forty five going into Huntsville. There's Marcus
the twelve coma coma car and people looking over. You've
got frog Man tattoos up and down his arm market
at everybody, but all of a sudden, he's comic comic coverage.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
The government is now officially shut down, with lawmakers on
both sides of the aisle unable to make a deal
on a funding bill.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
President Trump tonight threatening to fire federal workers and to
cut programs and benefits, saying he can do things that
are irreversible.

Speaker 9 (06:21):
I don't know if you've noticed how much that's affecting
your life. So you know, the government is shut down,
so you're supposed to care, but nobody actually cares except
the media and the politicians, for whom we're all.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Supposed to be really invested in this game of chicken.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
I'm not so.

Speaker 10 (06:38):
That was an announcer at a football game. Made me
SeeU between Florida and M University and Alabama State University,
and we halftime was coming up, the Alabama State University
honeybees was coming out on the field. And what this
announcer saying about those systems.

Speaker 7 (06:52):
Graduating them there now the new face proper.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Head.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yes he did.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
I mean, in fairness, it probably wouldn't hurt somebody to
take a shot or two of a big old. In
this case, it's a big girl. Listen, I'm ready to fight.
I came for violence. Anybody that wants to argue that
John Denver is gay or stupid. If you have never
had a moment where you went and sat outside in

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the grass and you were enjoying the sun on your
face and John Denver came on and it didn't put
you in a better mood, you're dead inside. Then Chad,

(07:57):
just use a Mariachi style version of take on me.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Clear shine.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
Oh, that's Awesome's so smart? Say you feature pack PR's refrigerators.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Michael is this low can't last long, so hurry into
cricket City.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
That was a by request my dear friend and private
investigator Paul Baker, who turns seventy six tomorrow s p
I S spies investigations. But if you ever need him,
he's not a show sponsor. But if you ever need
him or anyone else that you know that I know,
just email me and I'll connect you.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Guy.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
Email me. This morning had bunch of gold that he
inherited from his father who had passed away, and he
didn't realize how much gold his father had accumulated over
the years, and his father had safes that were not

(09:17):
known about, and so his dad was buying this gold
bullion in different gold over the years. And he emailed
and said, you know, he was a little concerned about
he still want to walk in somewhere with gold because
he thinks this might be He doesn't know how much
a lot of gold is, but he kind of gets
the census there's a lot of gold. And I coordinated

(09:38):
with Kenny Duncan Jr. And let's just say it's a
lot of gold. But you know, Kenny loves to help
our listeners. All of our folks loved to help our listeners.
Some of our folks are not show sponsors. They're just
they're not big enough to be. They can't monetize it.
And that's okay, But I love it when you send
me your request to connect with somebody who can help

(10:01):
him with a problem, and we can get you connected.
And then for a lot of folks to send an
e we cat I get an email back and says, hey,
that guy was great, Wow, thank you. You know, you
live in a big city. Most most transactions or churn
and burn, man, there's no connection there. So when you
get to deal with somebody you feel is like you.
It's nice, it's nice. We found the Tyrone and Vaughn

(10:25):
call from August sixteenth of last year, remember where the
election is still hanging in the balance, And so Vaughn
had been on with us. We've talked about him being
a postal carrier in a mailman in Port Arthur, but
he would work on sometimes as a substitute over an
Orange and so he's been on with us, and so
ty we bring Tyrone on and we connect the two

(10:47):
of them, and this was that call. Vun Before we
get to what you were to talk about, why don't
you just co host this segment with me?

Speaker 3 (10:54):
All right.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
There?

Speaker 6 (10:59):
Well you you you hosts, and I'll help you where
you need it.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Okay, Well, I'll just get to my point if I'm
going to do that.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
But Von, we really like to have you co host.
It's a big honor.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
I know it is. I just don't even know where
to start get Our first.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
Call is Tyrone seven one three, nine, nine, one thousand.
You say Tyrone, welcome to the program, and then he'll
start talking and and then you just kind of respond
however you feels natural. But if there's a if there's
a lull, I'll step in.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Okay, okay, all right, go ahead. Welcome to him, Tyrone,
Welcome to the program.

Speaker 7 (11:39):
Good morning, Thank you for inviting me in the program. Wait, anyway,
what are you doing today? I was working on my van,
but I can't fix it. I've got I called my
mechanic to come see if he could fix it. But
this what I was calling to say was that I
enjoyed listen to the Michael Barry Show. But I think

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we got some concerns with the election coming up for
the presidential race. Because I was talking with my family
last night. You know, they still want to go with
the stilly woman for presidency, even though you explain, I
explained all kinds of things that she have done, the
stuff that they accused the man of she doing, they
doing deministration, doing saying that she gonna fix problems once

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she get elected, when she got the power to do so.
Now they lost our generation.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
I just hope we have a high turnout and people
vote the right way because it's just a loss right
now what I see.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
Let me ask you a question.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Well, you know, you go ahead on Well, you know, Tyrone,
we you know as blacks, we have a voting base
that are primarily Democrat and most of us don't even
know what the issues are. Just the word democrats seem

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to suffice. Anybody can come under the name Democrat. It
could be the devil coming out of hell and call
themselves a Democrat without knowing the deal. You will have
a whole line of blacks waiting to vote on them.

Speaker 7 (13:12):
I can't understand it at all. The stuff they're complaining about,
the high prices, this smart and they voted for that
stuff and still trying to vote for it. I don't
understand it at all.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Well, you know they call they voted at the same
time for different you know, uh, they voted people in
office in different states. They voted themselves out of the state,
and now they're going around looking for a better life.
So they're coming to states like Texas and they're voting

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the same way. And that don't make any sense there.

Speaker 7 (13:50):
No, And and it's the part that that really blows
my mind. They call me cheap because I'm a conservative,
But at the same time they always come in to
borrow money that they never pay back.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
How you like that, Tyrone, Let me ask.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
You a lot of them used to getting things free.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
Tyrone, let me ask you a question. I feel like
I'm at the barbershop. This is delightful, Tyrone. Let me
ask you a question. Let's go deep into the psyche.
Why do you think it is because people are not stupid.
We'd like to say they're stupid, but they're not stupid.
These people you're talking about, these family members of yours,
they are not idiots. So if you were to delve

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into their psyche as to why they're voting that way.
Because I'll give you my opinion and you tell me
if you think this is right or not, and that
is this, well go ahead, no, you go ahead. I'd
love to hear your thoughts.

Speaker 7 (14:42):
Well, I think that they trust the people because they
got the same skin color as them. All you got
to do is say they racist or day republican, and
they turn away so quickly and don't want to hear
no idea of anything else that makes sense. I don't
care if you racist, but not as long as you're
doing what's gonna benefit me. That's the way I'm rolling

(15:03):
the exactly.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
That was a.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
Very interesting exchange. I found myself turning my microphone off
and just listening to those two fellas chatting away and
feeling very free, you know, because normally black folks will
tell you you don't talk like that with white people around.
And to feel comfortable having that conversation outside the community

(15:32):
is a compliment. What does John want to talking about
on Blt's your room? No, Now, if you want to
have a club sandwich, there's a sandwich, A good club sandwich.
That's a man, A good club sandwich. That's a that's
a midday that and Arnold Palmer call it a day,

(15:53):
take a nap. So we got a call coming up.
Ramone tells me the fellow said that I'm wrong about BLT.
And Ramone said, I would love to hear people call
in and just say something that they think you're wrong
on political, food, travel, cars, anything. They think you are
dead wrong on that. And I said, I ain't scared.

(16:16):
So here we go seven one three turn it back
up nine nine nine one thousand, seven one three nine
nine nine one thousand, John, we'll get you in just months.
Seven one three, nine nine nine one thousand. Ramon is
but hurt right now because he loves Paul McCartney, and
he said, hey, what do you want to hear here,
and I said whiter Shade of pel which Paul McCartney

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called the greatest song of the sixties, and he kind
of turned his head like, I don't know about that.
And I said, okay, well, now are you dogging Paul McCartney,
which I knew he would never do because he's a
little fanboy, or are you dogging the song? Are you
questioning the authenticity of that statement?

Speaker 8 (16:56):
What?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
What?

Speaker 8 (16:56):
What?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
What?

Speaker 6 (16:57):
What are we doing here? And he said, I just
you know, you constantly talking about what's overrated over everything's
overrated to you, and I just don't see how you know,
Paul McCartney says a song is really good, and now
all of a sudden, it's got to be really good.
I said, do you not like the song? It say
it's a perfectly good song. I said, okay, Bohemian Rhapsody,
Is that a good song? Epic Hotel California, Epic Free Bird,

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Epic Steroid of Heaven, epic Okay, this is in the
category of though it's in the pantheon, it doesn't have
to be better than them. It's in the same zip code.
And he said, that's not true. You gotta drop it
down to which I respond. I see a lot of
people don't realize how they come up with dumb opinions,
even Ramon, who's usually pretty thoughtful on things. But the

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reason they come up with dumb opinions is they repeat
what other people give them to say, and they don't
know why they have these opinions. But the other thing is, like,
in this case, he's going to say, pro cal Harem's
White or Shade of Peale is not in the pantheon
of Ian skinnered eagles beatles, and the reason is because
they don't have another epic song or even another great song,

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and so he's uncomfortable with they're not a one hit
wonder per se. But he's uncomfortable with a man having
one of the greatest songs and then not have a
great body of work. But he doesn't realize that. So
what you have The problem for me, and this is
one of the battles that I endure every day quietly.
I don't ask for a lot of credit for it,
is I have to break down people's opinions that are wrong,

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explain to them how they're wrong. They argue with me
over their opinion, and in about two years from now,
he'll say, what do you think about WHI or shade
of Pale?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Here?

Speaker 6 (18:39):
It's one of five greatest songs of all time, And
I'll just quietly go My work here is done. Let's
start with John. Let's make them quick. Whatever it is
you think I've been wrong on in the past, make
it quick, and this will be your opportunity. John, go ahead.
Am I doing something wrong?

Speaker 3 (18:59):
John?

Speaker 6 (19:01):
John? You're up? You think it took so long he died?

Speaker 3 (19:07):
All right?

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Seven one three, nine nine nine, one thousand. Connie, you're up?
What about wrong?

Speaker 2 (19:11):
On?

Speaker 11 (19:11):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
I don't think you're wrong, but I have an opinion
on the BLT?

Speaker 6 (19:15):
Okay, what's up?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
The one at gil Hooley's has a pound of bacon
on it, and I get the lettuce and tomato on
the side.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
Well, then that's not a BLT, isn't honey, Well, that's
a bacon saldwich.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Huh. It technically is a BLT because they will put
the lettuce and tomato on there if you want.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
It on there.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
But I get it on the side because I don't
like mega tomatoes.

Speaker 6 (19:35):
But that's like saying I really like fried catfish. I
have them blacking it and bring it out and put
some corn meal to the side. I don't think you
like fried catfish. The point is a BLT should be
the combination of those things. I'm not against BLTs. I
don't know why people can't grasp this. The point is
that a BLT is not in the category of other

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sandwiches bacon. And you know Kenny Allen, our friend Kenny
who you know, he had a very good point on
this subject, and he said a club sandwich is much better,
and that What happened was the bacon industry had a
great marketing campaign and they started with this. It became
kind of tough and cool, bacon makes everything better. Oh,
put some bacon on bacon every baby, and so everybody got, yeah,

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macon make a man. And it was just bacon everywhere.
Some people took him literally, and so now you have
bacon on everything, and it's too much. Bacon does not
make everything better. That's not true. Bacon is awesome, but
bacon does not make everything better. It does not make
a beer better. It just doesn't. And so it became

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kind of this, it's not about bacon anymore. It became
a brand thing, just like Stevie Rayvaughn Steve rayvaughon. If
I really like bacon and I want bacon on everything,
then that then I'm the kind of guyma conection I
like bacon. Well, I think that's a little I don't
think that's that's accurate, because if you give that person bacon,
oh well, then let's just eat bacon all the time,

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because bacon is No, It's not a club sandwich, much
better a roast beef sandwich. Give me a roast beef sandwich.
Roast beef, apple wood, cheddar thick cut ramon with some
good quality mayonnaise and a thin white like over at Nielsen's,
a thin white bread, oh man, bag of chips, you

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can name them, I don't care, preferably Cheetos, Doritos or Friedo's,
but whatever, and an iced tea for lunch.

Speaker 8 (21:28):
Man.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
That's true. That's quality, all right, Renee, What am I
wrong on?

Speaker 2 (21:35):
You were wrong about Trump?

Speaker 6 (21:37):
Yeah? Well obviously, yeah everybody. That was a big one.
But I mean I've owned that. I would admit I
was wrong on Trump. I was wrong on Trump for
all the right reasons. I have no regrets over where
I was on the issue, but I was dead wrong
on Trump. Matt what was I wrong on?

Speaker 11 (21:53):
You are wrong about liking catfish. That bottom feeding, slimy,
poop eating fish is a trash fish and you should
leave it in the trash.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Michael, what is?

Speaker 6 (22:04):
But if I like the taste of it, what do
I care where it feeds?

Speaker 5 (22:09):
That is the problem.

Speaker 11 (22:10):
You're introducing toxins into your body because that fish is
able to get rid of those toxins, you're eating them.
You like the taste of poop, that's the problem, Michael.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
Well, let me tell you something. And I love George.
She comes from a from a bloodline, a great German
bloodline that George Foreman paid a fortune to establish. And
her her breed, I mean her, her line have won competitions.
They people pay twenty five thousand dollars apiece for them.
But George eats poop. She she eats poop. But that

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does not make her any less great a dog?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Right?

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Look for that matter, Chuck Berry ate poop. Let's get
that out there. Tommy in Birmingham, you're up.

Speaker 8 (22:55):
Uh yeah, Michael, can you hear me?

Speaker 6 (22:56):
Yeah? I can hear you.

Speaker 8 (22:59):
Making sure no phone problems and whatnot. The main thing
you've been wrong about it and when you.

Speaker 11 (23:05):
Said it my chill at the floor that David Lee
Roth was better for van Halen to say me Hagar correct, wrong, correct?

Speaker 8 (23:14):
All right, have a good day.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
I will tell you this, Tommy. I will tell you this.
Over the years, I have softened my opinion on that.
I used to be ninety nine DLR and because I
never liked Hagar. But I got to tell you the
more because Jim Mudd is absolutely queer for van Halen,

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and he eases van Halen stuff into what we do.
And I find myself catching myself singing along to a
song a minute in and I go, damn it, that's
van Halen and that's van Hagar.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Gosh.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
Hagar's voice is nothing short of soaring during his van
Halen you And it pains me to say that, Rob,
What am I wrong on?

Speaker 8 (24:03):
I got an opinion on the plt okay, I like
you ad guacamole and call it LGBT.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
I just I just snorted on that one. Kelly, what
you got sweetheart?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Hey there, Michael, can you hear me?

Speaker 11 (24:20):
Uh huh, Hey, this is Kelly from Orange Text. It's
your hometown.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Thanks for taking my call in the only thing I
don't disagree.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
That a lot that you said, But how about the
old fashioned Gary tripple Deecker. I couldn't hear what she said.
She talked about Gary's coffee shop. She talked about Gary's
coffee shop on it you remember that.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
I can't talk to me.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
We didn't grow up with the old trunkcause you don't
have any frame of reference talk abouts, I added. A
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(26:13):
calls coming in at the site. Is utility tax removers,
dot com or email me and I'll connect you and
that's on me. But it's just amazing how a little
messaging can make a lot of difference. There's somebody, I
think it's Curtis Jackson fifty cent who does this deal
where he talks about, you know, a water well at home,

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a glass of water is free at the office, it's
a restaurant or I don't know, somewhere else, it's a
dollar somewhere else. It's seven dollars at the airport. And
the message behind it, it's one of these kind of
management gurus is the water didn't change, the location did so.
If you're not valued, if you're not appreciated at the

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value you believe you're worth, don't change yourself, change your
circumstances in your location, which I kind of like a
as a as a point. So anyway, I love the
idea of messaging. I love the idea of finding what
it is about something that makes it special and wonderful.
Like I always tell Kannie and Billy Stagner, you're not

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in the diamond or the jewelry business. You're in the
relationship business. Your product happens to be jewelry. You could
have been muffler salesman and you'd be very good at
it because you get relationships. All right, Where have I
been wrong? Ramon is getting a kick out of the
idea of you telling me Richard, you're.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Up, go.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Yes, related to things that you're wrong about, and the
related hash browns and tater tots. I guess you never
had a good hash brown where it's christy on the
outside and kind of creamy. You know, they're softer in
the inside. You put an over easy egg or cityside
egg on top of it and then Louisiana hot sauce

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or tabascar and eat that. If you don't like that,
and then there's something is wrong with you.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Well, there's something wrong with me. And the point is,
it's not that hash It's not that hash browns are
good or bad objectively, it's why would you waste that
portion of a meal on hash browns which could have
been used for something else. I just don't understand that.
And by the way, hash browns and tater tots are
the same thing. It's just how much you cut them up. Bob,
You're up? Where have I been wrong?

Speaker 12 (28:25):
Lobster?

Speaker 8 (28:26):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 6 (28:28):
Okay? Well, let me ask you this. Do you do
you eat robster? Lobster?

Speaker 12 (28:31):
I eat a lot of lobster.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
How do you eat your lobster?

Speaker 12 (28:35):
Well, first of all, I prefer spiny lobster to main lobster.
It's totally different. It's sweet meat. I like to buy
them fresh live and then I sometimes boil them. Sometimes
I steam them.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Let's get to the butter and then I eat them.

Speaker 8 (28:54):
No, no butter, no butter frst.

Speaker 12 (28:56):
We just put some lemon juice on it and eat
it and the full flavor of the lobster comes out.
But they need to be there.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
There is no flavor. It's like people who tell me
how much they love the flavor of a vodka. Vodka
is odorless, flavorless, the whole thing. I'll argue with you
Tom Blue in the face. Uncle Jerry's an expert on this.
People can't tell a damn difference in vodka. You have
to really, really really know vodka, and if you think
you do, you don't. Vodka is The entirety of vodka

(29:24):
is where it's priced. So you do cheap vodka for
people who have no money but want to get drunk,
and they buy their cheap vodka, and then you do
very expensive vodka for people who like to go up
and order the expensive thing. They are buying the exact
same product. End of story. It is the same. It's
how it is perceived. In fact, there's a whole study

(29:44):
on grey Goose. Grey Goose was created with a oh,
we're going to make French vodka, which was a concept
hardly known to the world. But the French were identified
with high end brands and luxury and elegance and hard
to get exclusive. So they create this whole crap concept
as if French vodka was any better. It had never

(30:06):
been perceived as better, but they did it and people
bought it because oh, it's French, it's elegant. Well, actually,
that's a great example of how people don't know what
they're talking about why is one line of orange and
one line read ramon. Oh that's the next cough you're
taking them in order?

Speaker 7 (30:22):
Ah?

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Okay, thank you, Terry, you're up. Go ahead, sir, Tzar.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
I have to apologize. I thought you were.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Wrong, but I think you're right.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
What's that Bacon by.

Speaker 8 (30:33):
Itself is just bacon, but if you add it to something,
it makes that something else spectacular.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
True.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
True.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
And by the way, I probably eat more bacon, maybe
not than most people, than a lot of people. I
eat a lot of bacon, and I love bacon, depending
on the time and what I'm eating. I like the greasy,
flimsy bacon, and I like the crispy, you can break
it burnt bacon. I love bacon. It's not that I don't.
I just don't think we have to stop. I think

(31:04):
we're not really an advanced species if we go I
love bacon and then somebody else goes I want bacon
on everything all the time. That's true, because I don't
want to be perceived as not liking bacon. Well, that's silly.
That's not a deep thought. This is a deep thought.
Show Roman. A lot of people didn't know that Nick
where about Where have I had been wrong.

Speaker 8 (31:23):
I believe you're wrong by promoting businesses that have received
corporate welfare.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
Oh okay, who would that be?

Speaker 8 (31:30):
Chevrolet?

Speaker 6 (31:31):
Okay, what would you have me? Uh promote?

Speaker 8 (31:36):
Well, I guess whoever's going to give you a free car.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
I don't get a free car.

Speaker 8 (31:40):
Good, good, good. But they've received corporate welfare. So I'll
never buy another Chevrolet.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
Okay, I got that. What will you buy?

Speaker 8 (31:48):
What will I buy? Ford?

Speaker 6 (31:51):
You don't think Ford's ever taking federal money?

Speaker 8 (31:55):
Well, you know, I remember when christ but lei Coca
borrowed some money and returned to US as a big
Dodge fan, and I sold out and sold out and
sold out. I think Seattle has it now, and I
do own a brand new Ram.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
You don't think Dodge has taken any money?

Speaker 8 (32:10):
Probably? So yeah, I think they've always received corporate welfare.

Speaker 6 (32:13):
Oh okay. But if they've all received corporate welfare, and
I support Chevy, which I have since I was a child,
and you have a problem, I think what you wanted
to do, which you were all puffed up when you called,
is you wanted to call me out because they've received
corporate welfare. I'm very well aware of that I've driven

(32:35):
a Chevy for twenty five years. I also think the
Department of Defense gets way way too much of our
tax dollars. Let's call it what it is, our tax
dollars going to supplement and subsidize. I think we spend
way too much money on the military that is unrelated
to the mission. There's a lot of waste involved. But

(32:57):
do I support our military? Do I support winning wars?
I support the guys who serve absolutely positively. You want
to pretend that you're high minded because you learned one
little fact on an email that was forwarded from somebody
who probably is part of some secessionist movement from whatever
state they're from, and you're aggravated with me on that too.
You'd probably like to have a constitutional convention tomorrow. And

(33:18):
there's a list of fifty eight things you're boycotting at
any given time, but secretly you forget and accidentally by them.
I know your type. There's a lot of your type.
You feel real good, you're real principal. You're not worth
a damn to me, You're honestly not. It's not practical,
but hey, if it bothers. You don't buy a Chevy