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May 2, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load. Michael
Arry Show is on the air.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
You know, my bad week might be You're good week,
You're good week. I gotta tell you from my person,
I've been a good week for the country, really good
week for the country, and I've really enjoyed the show
and you folks this week.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I want to thank you for that.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
So I said, I posted a little story about my
buddy Toby Shorts and that, you know, we used to
have a sleepover when we were a kid, you know,
when we were in sixth, seventh, eighth grade, and I get,
you know, like five emails from people, go ask guy,
that's guy's We were in sixth grade, and we rode

(01:01):
our bikes over to the other one's house because our
parents but we grew up in a Southern Baptist home
and neither one of us, neither one of our parents
would allow us to go out to any of the
heathen houses where the people drank that's not gay, good grief.
We'd we'd stay up and watch Benny Hill. Now that
might have been, but I mean, my point is it's

(01:21):
kind of tiresome. Actually if everything you say, you know,
I said something about my knees the other day and
someone that's my.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Niche, you creep. What a weird thing to do.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Anyway, that was meant to start off as a very
positive segment and say say thank you to somebody today.
Tell somebody you love them, that you work with, that
that did something for you. Thanks somebody for just being
great at what they do if they work for you
with you or are your boss.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
All right, let's get started.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I always cut it short, and I don't want to
do that because that's not fair to Chad A. Coney Knakanishi,
the Greatest executive producer in all the Land. Courtesy of
Chad Akoni Nakanishi, the greatest executive producer in all the Land.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
It is your week in Reviews. I think it was
written by an obstetrician.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Ah push it, ooh baby baby, baby baby, ooh baby baby,
but baby baby.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Hit up on this. I could see the musical influence
Hong Kong fo. You know, I think we have fun.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
You guys, there were grown men sitting in a downtown
New York office building creating stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Kids a road rage fight in the heart of Magnolia,
and it happened right in front of the Montgomery County Syrah.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Sheriff Westley Dulittle was driving to an event when suddenly
he came up.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
On a dangerous scene.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Dolittle breaking up a road ray each incident as a
driver involved was brandishing a gun.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I actually asked a guy, I said, please, do not
make me.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
She did to see a sheriff take somebody down his
own dang self.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, that's that's Wesley. Do a lot ramon, not do little?
Am I right?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Police say she tried to impersonate an ICE agent just
so that she could.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Get revenge on her ex boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Battle showed up at the victim's job, identifying herself as
an ICE agent, wearing a black shirt with Ice printed
on the front, carrying a handheld radio and a sheriff's
on this business card.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
We don't believe there's any other threat to the public
at this time.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Now, let's talk to local law enforcement. Should the public
be concerned?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
No, we think this was an isolated event.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
We've got it.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Under control now.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Trapper forced to wrangle an alligator right in the middle
of nine ninety five a reptile on the highway there
in Jacksonville Monday, the barefoot trapper known as the Blue
Collar Brawler is up there capturing the giant gator.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I think to myself, you got these people, and thank
God for my highlights, like things that I go through
a bad MF.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
I managed to stop biting my fingernails. That's pretty much
where I am, You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
We don't talk enough about John Popper's harmonica playing.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
That dude can blow the mouth organ asking Michael Barry
show continues.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Some of you will remember Rico Mastriani. Rico America is
his real name, but he goes by Rico, and he
was our his He was officially listed as being security,

(04:50):
but really Rico was the face of the RCC. He
was the person that most people saw first when they
came on property, and they saw last when they left
the property. He would escort the little old ladies in,
he would help people out. He would he would provide
security where it was needed, and there were a few
times that it was uh. He would he would break
up if two people would were arguing, he'd keep it

(05:12):
from from escalating. But he really cared about the people
and he's remained a friend of mine to this day.
He's a wonderful wonderful guy. He's a great dad to
his to his two boys. He sent me a video,
or I guess he posted it, and I pulled it,
and there's really no good reason for me to play
this other than I thought it was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
So he was driving to work a month or so
ago and.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
There's a cow on the He drives down this country
road somewhere out in Beasley or Richmond area, and there's
a cow that comes up to the fence and he
gets out and talks to the cow.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
And you just got to know Rika if you ever
came to the RCC.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
He was a big, big burly guy with a black goateee,
and he'd usually wear a sun glass says, and he'd
wear a duster.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Everyone knew him by.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
His duster is black duster, usually in boots and a
black hat. You couldn't miss Rico. Everybody knew Rico Manstrian
Air just they knew Rico anyway.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
So it's him.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Getting out and talking to this cow. And the reason
I share it is it's kind of Rico in touch
with his softer side. And I think all of us
could stand to drive a country road and get out
and have a one way conversation with the cow, I
really do. I think it's a long horn I remember correctly, so,

(06:36):
not a cow longhorn. But I think we could all
stand to maybe have a conversation with nature on more
than one occasion.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Probably good for our blood pressure.

Speaker 8 (06:49):
Good morning, buddy, how you doing. I got this buddy
of mine on a radio. He likes to talk a lot,
and he told me to give you a new name.
He said, Carmel Mel for short.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
You good with that?

Speaker 9 (07:14):
I know.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
It's not so bad of a name.

Speaker 8 (07:17):
Huh, you're just chilling out again, I know, Mel.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Can you say Mel? That's right, Mell, Mell.

Speaker 8 (07:45):
You have a good day, buddy.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I'll come visit with you tomorrow. Okay. You know, when.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
I think about how difficult it has to be for
Democrats today, I've got so much audio that we haven't
we haven't even begun to scratch the surface. There's there's
audio of Elizabeth Warren telling the Fed they got to
lower the interest rate and you know it has to

(08:16):
be done, and practically threatening them, and then when Trump
does it a few days ago, she says, or this
is this is a constitutional crisis. There there's Harry Reid
saying that, you know, this fourteenth Amendment is being being
made a sham of with all this birthright citizenship, and
it's it's all so horrible and it needs to stop.

(08:38):
There's all of these cases Chuck Schumer talking about things
that now he criticizes Donald Trump for.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
And you know, they all loved Trump.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
The hilarious thing is they all loved Trump when he
was a guy that they felt like they could use.
But they're not consistent on anything, and they can't be consistent.
And the important thing to understand, and this is where
our folks get confused and it will make you crazy,

(09:06):
is believing that they have any sense of principle. They
want raw power and control. They will use that to
get money and sex and other things, but it's the
power they crave. And until you understand that, they're gonna
make you crazy because you're gonna.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Go How can he say that?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
He says that now, But remember when they said this.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Calm down, calm down. This is the crazy guy at
the bus stop.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
When you drive past the crazy guy at the bus
stop and your windows are down and he says.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Hey, you're a cannibal and a murderer. You don't go
back up and go back and says, why do you
say that?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
You go, oh, crazy guy has words, crazy guy has ideas.
You don't think twice about it. You have to understand
that progressive communists, Marxists, liberals are all They're all the
same now BLM. It is all about power. They want power.

(10:09):
They are Hall monitor wannabes. That's why it all fits
in together. These seemingly disparate ideas all fit in together.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Power.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
That's COVID, your children not belonging to you, DEI. It's
all about power. And you can imagine. I mean, they
need a drug for this, because what are they going
to do? They can't keep it all straight.

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Speaker 4 (11:09):
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Speaker 7 (12:07):
This this is the Michael Arry Show.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, man, The Kentucky Derby is this weekend I think
our friend Matt Bryce is having a Derby party, or
as many Englishmen say, a Derby party.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Hold on, I wrote down some yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
They are having it at Federal American Grill at the
Hedwig Village location, which is itinan Campbell and the Woodland's location,
and Katie not at the downtown and anyway, they do
prizes there. You know, the girls love to dress up. Heck,
I think some of the guys let like to dress
up to It's such a silly, ridiculous, absurdiest thing to do.

(12:51):
And that's the fun of it, isn't it. I mean,
really it is. You know, drink Mitt Julips. Mit jellips
are kind of one of those things that you only
you only drink at this time. And I don't know,
I think the whole thing is funny and fun I
got no problem with it.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Anyway. It snuck up on me this year. It's in
between Easter and Mother's Day.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
You got baseball season, you got basketball playoffs, and you've
got football coming in the fall and all the you know,
you just had the draft and that takes your time,
and then politics. He's twenty four to seven for me
right now. I mean it's really more of an event
than a sport. You're right, Okay, Mom makes a good point.
The most famous horse race of all time? Or not

(13:32):
horse race? The most famous would I say racehorse has
to be Secretariat? Right, the Michael Jordan of horse racing
Sea Biscuit would be Lebron. Is that a fair assessment.
That's Jim's assessment.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Kentucky Derby is one of the oldest traditions on American soil.
They've been racing since eighteen seventy five. They've never canceled,
which is pretty cool. They moved it to the fall
during COVID, but they did not cancel. By the way, Romment,
have you ever had a mint Julip? Never have had

(14:07):
a mint?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Jewelup? Terrible? They could either cause or kill malaria.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I can't remember swine flu, cancer aids, just one swaller. Yeah,
there's nothing. It's they're not They sound so good a
mint jew and I like mint. Here we are in
the Bourbon country and somebody thought, hey, let's poison the
tourists by adding a bunch of sugar and mint to
our perfectly fine bourbon. Why would you do that? You're

(14:36):
trying to girlify it. Our buddy Matt Brice at Federal
American Girl would at least do it right. But he
does that smoking gun, old fashioned table side. You ever
had that with the smoke and the box and all.
We used to do that at the RCC. That's that's cool.
I mean, that's that's that is cool right there. The
fastest horse in Derby history, Secretariat oh from ahead in

(15:02):
front on the backstretch and pulls away by two links
at the finish.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
This morning.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
We were looking at we were watching the footage, so
I guess if you haven't seen the footage wouldn't make sense.
But the first leg of the triple Crown and a
track record that still stands at one fifty nine point
four to.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
H angle light in fifth.

Speaker 11 (15:23):
The Secretariat has made a sudden move and is now six.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Then it's restless jet.

Speaker 11 (15:28):
Our Native beginning to move up, Navajo four go and
Warbucks beginning to move up, followed by Mike Gallop and
twice a Prince. They're into the turn and punching for
the lead, with Shecky Green still the leader by half
a night on the outside and challenging his sham and
he's now got a head in front. Now Shecky Green
responds to the challenge.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
In those two are heads apart.

Speaker 11 (15:50):
Royle and Ingal is third and holding on gold Bag
drops back.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Secretariat is fourth.

Speaker 11 (15:55):
And moving up on the outside and is now third
and moving out to the leaders as they come from
the head of the stretch. They're at the head of
the stretch and Cham is the leader. He leaves it
by a length. Secretary is in the center of the
racetrack and driving.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Jackie Green now.

Speaker 11 (16:09):
Drops back coming out of it is Forego our native
on the outside now and they're.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
In the stretch. It's sex Secretariat.

Speaker 11 (16:15):
Secretaryde on the outside to pick the.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Lead sham holding in second.

Speaker 11 (16:19):
It's Secretariat moving away.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
He has at by two and a half sham. Then
on the outside our native at the wire's tagged east Secretariat.
He hits it by two lengths. Cham a second, our native.

Speaker 9 (16:31):
Third by an ex More goes forth restless, todstill and.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
It looked like Navo who.

Speaker 11 (16:35):
Might have gotten up for six the big horse, the
six million dollars syndication Secretariat.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Responding to what they asked today? Was he the real horse?

Speaker 7 (16:45):
Or was he not?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
And you saw it?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I find it interesting to learn about things that that
other people are into.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
You know, some people they're really into something.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
They want to kind of show off and if you
if I so much as mentioned it, they'll want to
correct me to show how smart there.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
You don't need to do that. I don't claim to
be an expert.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
I will to I had a hell of a good
time with Mattress Mac a couple of years ago. President
Trump came in our suite, Jordan Peterson came in our suede,
and you know, Mac puts the biggest beat down every year.
So you're followed the whole day by NBC, which is
fine until you need to pick your nose and you
got to kind of slip off. And Secretariat would go
on to set track records at Preakness and then Belmont,

(17:22):
where the stallion won the Triple Crown by an incredible
thirty one links. Officially, the announcer says twenty five links
in the audio, but it has been said that it
was in fact thirty one links. Becoming the greatest racehorse
of all time, that's something that is the slowest winning

(17:50):
time was a horse by the name of Kingman in
eighteen ninety one at two point fifty two, twenty five.
I guess that was before we discovered steroids. We started
juicing them with the steroids. In related news, Elmer's Glue
was founded two months later.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Too soon. Soon took you a second, didn't it.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
In twenty fifteen, ten years ago, the largest crowd on
Derby Day one hundred seventy five hundred and thirteen. The
last triple crown winner was seven years ago. The horse's
name was Some folks out there will know we got
some horse racing fans.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
I know we do.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
I know for a fact. Justify which I have a problem.
We don't need triple crown winners all the time.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Anyway. So I went to the.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Kentucky Derby a couple of years ago and Eddie Martini's brother,
father Lee Martini, is the is the priest for that diocese.
I guess he's the priest of the church. The church
was built in eighteen seventy, completed in eighteen seventy. And
you think about this, that means they had to start

(19:02):
building that thing right after, right after the Civil War
in Kentucky, which was ravaged. It's one of the most
beautiful churches I've ever been in, and I've been in
every major if Sir Christopher Wren designed it, if if
it's in London, Paris, Italy, I've been there. And I'm
going to tell you something. This little church right there

(19:25):
in Louisville is one of the most beautiful churches. But anyway,
Father Lee Martini and I and my wife and Mattress
Mac spent the day together. Mattress Mac is a very,
very devout Catholic, so he loved having the priest with us.
But the coolest thing, the funniest thing was Father Lee
obviously wore his you know, the.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Whole get up his robes, and people.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Would come up and ask him to pick their numbers,
and people would give him. They would buy a ticket
and give him one, and he would say, I can't
keep it, but if this ticket wins, it will be
handed over. He doesn't accept money, he doesn't spend money,
he doesn't use me. He retired from the militaries in
the navy. Uh, and he gave he had all of

(20:07):
his retirement sent to his parents. He took a vow
of penury.

Speaker 8 (20:11):
UH.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
It's pretty pretty amazing story really, Father Lee Eddie's brother.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
He was in Africa at a.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
On a mission there, and Eddie sent a lot of
money over and everybody knew Father Lee did and they
they founded all these schools and and all these things.
But it's it's someone that has devoted their their life
to uh sacrifice and service, and it's a pretty cool deal.
And people coming up, nobody made jokes, Nobody, you know,

(20:39):
made priest jokes or whatever. They knew this wasn't a
guy masquerading. People came up and were so respectful and
and so tender toward him about what he does and
how much that means to them. And I took I
took that away from the experience as much as anything else.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Of course, Mac was in four Million Bucks Michael Berry Show.
If he doesn't say it, damn who will.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
It was on this day in twenty.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Eleven that Osama bin Laden. He was killed.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
By the Navy seals who went in and bravely put
him down like the dog he is. And it was
done in Abadabad, Pakistan, a matter of a few feet
from what is the equivalent of their west point. You
think the Pakistani government didn't know and wasn't wasn't involved.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Remember Abadabad was in the news last week.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
I determined that we had enough intelligence to take action
and authorized an operation to get Osama bin Laden in Abadabad, Pakistan, Adabad.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Adad. A lot of bad pocket pistand a lot of
body who made that was that Bobianne. Let me be clear,

(22:12):
Let me be clear, Let me be clear. Let me
let me was doing a lot of stuff fresh at
that time.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
The whole thing with Osambi Laden reminded me of Ralphie
May talking about Osama ban You remember this.

Speaker 9 (22:26):
There's one Bogue man that ain't gonna get anybody anymore,
and that's o Ben Laden, Ben Lydden done, got got.
If I told you ten years ago that it would
be the Navy that got been Laden, you'd be like, stop,
there's no water there. Would they drop a boat on
his ass? Let me come on, son, those Navy seals, boy,

(22:49):
they handled their business. Jack got him, cut his ass,
then they threw him in the ocean like a decepticon.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Let me ask you a question.

Speaker 9 (23:00):
Okay, these Navy seals that did their job expeditiously, that
are amazing individuals.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Would you feel look at your hearts?

Speaker 9 (23:07):
Would you feel any different about those men on Seal
Team six who brought bin Laden to justice? If you
found out that they had slept with a couple of dudes.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
In their life before.

Speaker 9 (23:19):
Hell no, right, it'd be like, you're a hero, right, Hell.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Yeah, Give that boy some ribbons. I know they love ribbons.

Speaker 9 (23:31):
Get him a baby ribbon to go around his neck.
Who better yet, let's have a parade. Let's have a parade.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Have be awesome.

Speaker 9 (23:40):
I know we just repealed don't ass, don't tell, but
people still have a problem with it. You could be anything,
but if you want to raise your hand and serve
this country, you can't do it.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
You can't protect your family. Nope, nope, nope, because you
sleep with the wrong people. All right, that's what we
were saying.

Speaker 9 (23:54):
Like really, like you're afraid you're not going to be
able to shoot.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Without junk hitting them in the head.

Speaker 9 (24:02):
Stop.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yes, I'm trying to be a sniper.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Okay, now get.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
In a minute, Jesus. My last interview with Ralphie May
before he died. He was so young.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
There were a couple of moments that that I really enjoyed,
and one of them was when he found out that
Snoop and Henry Winkler the Fawns were fans of his.
So the question was the guy that you were a
big fan of and then the moment you realized that
they want to meet you and they're a fan of you.

Speaker 9 (24:39):
That wash I have two. I have two that had
different different scuffes. Snoop Dogg after a last comic standing,
reached out to me and and brought his whole aunts
rives to see him perform. And we've become friends now
for over the last ten years, right like buddies. But

(25:01):
I was a little taken aback, you know. I mean,
he's a musician, of course, and not too many of
had the career he has in his field, but also
an actor, you know, but I respect him on a
number of levels, but also.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
The fonds you know, Henry Winkler, Henry Winkler. That that
kind of threw me back a little bit. How did
you find that out?

Speaker 9 (25:27):
He called me, He reached out found my agent and
he called me up to do and I got to
do a week he was producing the Hollywood Squares And
I got to do a week of Hollywood Squares, which
has always been.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
A thing I wanted to do. How cool was that?

Speaker 2 (25:47):
And then I talked to him about Henry Winkler and
the old jumping, the shark. How long do you have
to know Henry Winkler until it's not a douche move to.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Go all right, Hey, look, can we talk about happy
days for just.

Speaker 9 (26:00):
Oh he's so sweet. He's like one of the sweetest,
nicest guys of all time. He has zero egos, zero pretense.
You talk about it, yeah, man, Yeah, I have a
couple of questions.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
You may have asked. Does he still have the leather jacket.

Speaker 9 (26:13):
He's got Actually that one is in the Smithsonian is
the one that he wore with the white T shirt.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
That's somewhere too. Did you ever use the phrase jump
the shark in Henry Winkler's presence?

Speaker 9 (26:25):
Yes, yes, And he's like, you know, when we I
thought that the episode was a little much.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
I didn't know it was going to become this cultural phenomenon.

Speaker 9 (26:33):
Magine.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, I mean it's like he imagine.

Speaker 9 (26:36):
It's like it's like, you know, Henry winker saying, I
think this is going a little too far, this episode
where I jump a shark. I think that's a little much. Okay,
I think that I don't think we can come back.
We can't recover after that, all right. It is the
equivalent of Louke Garrett going, I got what yeah, you
know what is I have?

Speaker 10 (26:54):
You know.

Speaker 9 (26:57):
Good?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
I love that interview. I loved that interview so much.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
We'll close the segment with Doug Stanhope, who also loved
Ralphie May as I did, talking about him at a
Houston water park.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
We went to a water park with Ralphie May.

Speaker 9 (27:12):
If you don't know him, he's a rotundi person of
over several thousand pounds.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Look him up. I get at the assid record.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
He has neighbored Dave on his vision boards.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
One day, maybe I could be that petite. And there's
this giant water.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Slide in Houston Tube thing and you have to climb
six stories of stairs to get and.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Ralphie May get to the top. They won't let him
on the ride because he's obviously too fat, but.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
They should add to sign down at the first level,
so they made him near to walk of Shane back down.

Speaker 10 (28:05):
Oh h
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