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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time, time, time.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Time, luck and loud.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
The Michael darry Show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Listen, not ladies and gentlemen, our future.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
There that's been on the road for ninety minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Average puts feed over on.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Even ground, barring injuries, four miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That gives the Sarradius out six miles.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
What I went out of each and every one of
you as a heart target searge of every gas station, residents, warehouse, farmhouse.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Hen house, out house, and doghouse in that area. There
is no felony in the Texas penal code for what
he says, so respectfully, he's making up some Okay, he's
trying to get sound bites, and he has no legal mechanism.
And if he did, subpoenas from Texas don't work in
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New York, so he gonna come get us half. Subpoenas
in Texas don't work in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
He's gonna come get us half. Should the FBI get involved, well,
they may have to, they may have to.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
No, I know they want them back, not only the
attorney general, the governor wants them back.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
If you look, I mean, the governor.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Of Texas is demanding they come back, so a lot
of people are demanding they come back.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So let me be clear.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
He's putting up smoking near us, and I'm hopeful that
the media doesn't follow that.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
If you look at the map right, you have some exceptions,
like Illinois there's blatant democratic jerry mandering, but most of
the worst offenders when it comes to terry mandering are
Republican states.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
I'm not worried about Governor Abbess's threats of going to
jail or a five hundred dollars a day file because
we're standing on the right side of history, making our
own good trouble to fight to preserve and protect our democracy.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
And then integration happening. Everybody thought they accept us, they
don't accept us. They are showing us who they are.
We should believe in and we better have the courage
to stand up otherwise we will fall for anything. And
in this country we will be defeated, deported. I mean,
we will lose all of our rights. And if you
think it can't happen, it can. And I will liken
this to the Holocaust. People are like, well, how did
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the Holocaust happen? How is somebody in a position to
kill all the people well, good people were made silent.
Speaker 8 (02:17):
And I'm sorry, but instead we are not only going
to punch you back, but we are going to knock
you out. So I fully anticipate that we are going
to say control of the United States House, because that
is what the American people want, and that is why
Donald Trump and his regime is so afraid.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
The Democrat Party is self distructing. I mean, when you
have low IQ people like Crockett, I wonder if she's
in a relation to ship to the late great Davy Crockett,
who is a great, great gentleman. I wonder if she's
got any relationship to David Crockett, the great old David Crockett.
But you have this woman Crockett, she's a very low
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IQ person. Somebody said the other day she's one of
the leaders of the party.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I think you've got to be getting Democrats in the
state of Texas don't have fifty one percent of the
representatives to control the House, so they're going to lose
the redistricting vote, a vote that if they were in control,
they would have every prerogative to make. But because they
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can't win, they're going to knock the board over and
go home. They're going to take their ball and go home.
As Robert Earl Keene told the story that when a
bluegrass band and he were when they got in a
fight and told him they were going to kick him
out of the band. He said, that's fine and he left.
But they didn't think about the fact that he owned
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the amp, so they couldn't continue to perform in the festival. Well,
that's what the Democrats are doing. They fled the state
so that state government cannot be conducted. This is a
threat to democracy. President Trump was asked about Texas redistricting
that I will remind you could flip up to five
seats republic And they said, uh, well, aren't you or
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aren't you worried that the Democrats will do the same
thing in their states? And this is the answer to
everything Trump does to the bad guys. When people say,
there's all these think pieces being written in the Wall
Street Journal and the American Spectator in National Review. If
we do this to the Democrats, then then when the
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Democrats are in power, they'll do it back to us,
you dumb ass. That's the point. They've been doing it
to us all alone.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
If Texas redrawing their congressional map.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Right, we'll get you five safe red seats.
Speaker 9 (04:42):
Means that California, New York, Illinois, and Maryland are all
going to redraw their maps to add See.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, they'll do it anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Is it worth it?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, they'll do it anyway. Well, if we stop over there,
they would have done it anyway.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Look a lot of these states, and I watched this
morning as Democrats are complaining, and they complain from states
where they've done it, like in Illinois, like in Massachusetts.
I watched this lunatic Pocohontas. She's a total lunatic. I
don't know what she's on. She's all jumping up and
down like I've never seen anything like it, talking about
supporting the communist mayor. And he's not a socialist, he's
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a communist. Okay, this is not a socialist man. This
is a communist. If you look at any of his
policies and go back six months, you know you have
to go back further than that. So they want to
put a communist in New York. Now, the good news
is we have a lot of power over that because
we're the ones with the money. We send the money.
We don't send the money it's up to the White House.
A lot of power in the White House.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
But when I watched her jumping up and down.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Talking about that and supporting the communists. But if you
look at what's going on with the redistricting or whatever
you want to call it, the Democrats have done it
long before we started.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
They've done it all over the place.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
They did it in New York, they did it in
a lot of different states, but in Massachusetts.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
So somebody used this as an example today.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I was interviewed this morning and they said, you know,
it's pretty unfair. Trump got forty percent. I'm not proud
of that, but I think I probably got more. But
that's okay. I got forty percent in Massachusetts, and yet
they have one hundred percent of the vote in terms
of Congress. So there's no Republican there's no anything. So
we should have forty percent, you know why. They redistricted,
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and they've done it all over the place, and they've
done it in California, by the way, before this they've
done it in California. So we'll see what happens. We
have a wonderful governor in Texas. He feels strongly about it.
It's going to be up to him. I think there's
tremendous support for it. And you know, we've watched the
Democrats destroy our country in four years. They've destroyed between
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their open borders that we talked about, transgender for everybody,
all of the horrible things that they've done, high taxes,
horrible medical, medical.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Provision for people.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
We've watched them destroy our country for four years.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
And people don't want that. And people in Texas.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
As you saw I got the highest vote in the
history of Texas.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I love Texas. Texas likes me, obviously, but I.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Got the highest vote and that was checked out on
the show. Did you see that where they checked it out.
They said he actually did get the highest vote in
the history of Texas, which disappointed them. They were very
disappointed to hear that. But Texas is a place that's
done very well with a free enterprise kind of an
attitude with the exact opposite of what's happening.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
In New York with a communist mayor.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Michael, do I have a story for you.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
My brother in law murdered too Native Americans to Michael
Berry show.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Now you have my attention. This is how you do it.
I am so happy with Trump two point zero. You know,
we should all be getting better every day with everything
that happens to us. We should learn from it that
which doesn't here he makes you stronger. Well, Trump has
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learned from Trump one point zero, and much of what
he's had to learn from, sadly, were things he did
with the best of intentions. He trusted people who came
to him hat in hand and said, hey, we didn't
support you, but we want to work together to help America.
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He trusted people who were supposed to be the white
hat crowd, who worked in our intelligence services, the CIA,
the FBI, the dn I, and they came to him,
and he trusted them. He felt no need to put
them through paces. He trusted that they were here now
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that he'd won. They'd put aside their differences. They'd worked
hard to keep him from getting elected, spied on him,
but now the system would work. He trusted that people
up and down the bureaucracy were not there for partisan politics,
but for the good of the country. And he learned
these people will destroy you. They will destroy you. And
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now he understands that the problem is the Bushes and
the McCain's and the Romneys. They're partly in on it all,
but certainly never willing to fight back. And Trump understands
I only have a few days in the White House.
When you get right down to it, we have to
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act with dispatch. That's why every day when we leave
out of here, I think, gosh, there's fifteen stories I
didn't get to. I could just read off the stories.
I suppose. Assistant Attorney General har Meat Dylon. Har Meat
Dylan was Donald Trump's choice to lead to RNC. She's
a lawyer of Indian descent. I think she's a Sardar
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or a Sikh from California. She's a lawyer, she's whipped smart,
and she is now Assistant Attorney General. She says she's
trying to undo the race based congressional districts. The Democrats
are very good at this. What the Democrats do is
jerrymander the districts. And then when you go into unjerrymander
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the districts. They call that jerrymandering, and they say, look
what you're doing to black people. Look what you're doing
to America. Look at what you're doing. It's so wrong. Actually,
know what we're doing is undoing what you did. You see,
this is Oh, I don't know, like blaming the cops
for having to arrest someone for committing a crime federal
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crime of counterfeiting while out on parole for multiple felonies.
Who dies of an overdose. Oh, it's the cop that's
the bad guy. Let's send him to prison for life.
Here's harmeat, Dylan.
Speaker 10 (10:47):
Our constitutional duty is to protect the right to vote
for all Americans. Sixty years ago, Congress passed the Voting
Rights Act of nineteen sixty five to confront the brutal
reality that too many Americans were being denied their rightful
access to the ballot. The Voting Rights Act came at
a critical time in our nation's history and was the
catalyst of necessary change.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
This landmark law removed barriers to voting.
Speaker 10 (11:11):
It outlawed poll taxes and literacy tests, and gave the
federal government the tools to stop discriminatory barriers at the
ballot box. Today, under the leadership of President Trump and
Attorney General Pambondi, this Civil Rights Division is continuing to
protect equal and transparent ballot access with vigilance and resolve.
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We are investigating violations of federal voting laws.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
We are ensuring that all.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Fifty states have and continue to have clean voter roles.
We are challenging efforts to suppress or dilute the vote.
We are attacking illegal race based gerrymandering, and we are
protecting ballot access for all Americans. We have sued jurisdictions
such as North Carolina for not registering voters properly by
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first verifying their eligibility. We have notified Texas of grave
concerns about congressional districts drawn with racial motivations, and we
are suing other jurisdictions where there is evidence of ineligible
voters on their voter rolls. Our job is to make
it easier to vote and harder to cheat. On this anniversary,
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we honor the Voting Rights Act, not just by remembering it,
but by enforcing it for all Americans.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And that's my promise to you.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Wow, it feels so good, you know, when you ask
me where I put that emotion, I feel hearing that
it's like my kid graduate in high school. It's like
hearing that there were a group of young people that
one or the other of my boys was a part
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of at somebody's house, and my boys never expected I
would meet the father that was the owner of that house,
and they say, I met your son. He came to
a party at my house. He was incredibly respectful. He
looked me in the eye, he shook my hand, He
never consumed alcohol. He was honorable to the ladies. And
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you just you just you chest just feels pressure of pride.
That's how I feel right now. I take this stuff
very seriously. You know a lot of Democrats. A lot
of Democrats have the belief that they don't hold politicians
to a high standard because they don't expect politicians to
be honest and honorable anyway. So when they find out
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Democrats are stealing money from the government, they don't care.
The point is steal enough from me too, because they
have only ever expected the worst of government. That's what
they've grown accustomed to. So chill Heinajosa is the latest
you ready victim saying that Texas is trying to rig
the next election, and Scott Jennings made old so chill
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into a victim of wisdom in a rapier sense of analysis.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Do you think you're a Democrat? I'm not. Do you think.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Democrats who vote.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
For these people in Texas want to see them running
or fighting? That?
Speaker 11 (14:10):
I tell you let me. I just want to clear
I just want to clear up where Democrats are with
the redistricting fight. What they want is an independent commission.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Texas.
Speaker 11 (14:20):
Democrats introduced legislation in Texas that of course went nowhere
because Republicans don't want an independent commission. What is there
in California? An independent comission? Democrats would prefer a fair process.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
That exactly.
Speaker 11 (14:38):
They wanted an independent commission. And the only reason that
they're doing this is because Texas Texas Republicans are not
playing it fair to Texans and they're trying to rig this.
Speaker 12 (14:51):
Democrats, and it's not going to benefit you guys. And
the regarding California, Republicans get about forty percent of the
vote and they have seventeen per the congressional seats.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
So not a great example.
Speaker 12 (15:02):
But number two, if it's rigging the election, that's your
words in Texas. Is it going to be rigging the
election when all these Democrats who say they're going to
jerry Mander and the other state are you also going
to argue that they're rigging the election or just in Texas?
And have the elections been rigged in Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York,
New Jersey, Maryland, New Mexico, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Rhode Island.
Have they been rigged there as well because they're the
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proportion of Republican vote Nope, comes nowhere near what they
have in Congress.
Speaker 11 (15:28):
They add a normal redistricting process. It's states. If states
end up going to Jerry and if states end up
going and calling special sessions and doing all of these
things to try to gain seats, I agree. I don't
agree with that. Do I think they need to do
it absolutely because if Republicans aren't going to play fair,
then Democrats aren't going to play.
Speaker 9 (15:46):
Fair at the people need to make informed decisions, and
you're giving them the intro them, Michael Berry, because you're
a public Paul Revere had to ring in the warning bill.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I have heard from a number of folks asking my
opinion on Howard Stern. I'm not a Howard Stern fan,
never have been. I never really cared about Howard Stern.
Now when I say that, I say it the same way.
I never watched Seinfeld. I'm not against Seinfeld. I just
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never watched it. You know a lot of people figure
that if they watched something or liked something, that if
you don't and somehow it's some but no, no, we
all have different life experiences. I tend to be an
inch wide and a mile deep. The things I really
like I dig pretty deep into. I don't consume as
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much pop culture as most people. I never got into Stern.
I never lived in a market where his radio show aired.
By the time he was on in Houston, it was
six point fifty AM, which was biz Radio. At the time,
his deal was about over. He was leaving Terrestrial to
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go to XM, a Serious XM, and I gave it
a listen. You remember Chris Hogan For mom, I had
a producer named Chris Hogan. He was half producer, half
personal assistant. Great guy. Ended up going to work for
Serious XM. And he was a huge Stern fan. And
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one day he was driving me to drop me at
the airport and we got in and Stern was on
and I said, you listened to Howard Stern And he said, yeah,
I love Stern And I said, oh, what do you
love about him? He said he's the best interviewer in
the business. This is twenty years ago. And I said, oh, okay,
And so I said, well, well, I'd like to listen
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to him at least, you know, see what it's all about.
He said, you got to get a subscription. I had
a serious XM subscription, but I guess you had to
pay extra three bucks or something for Stern. So that
was that, and it was a brilliant subscription radio model
at the time. I do not I do not defy
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what's the word. I do not begrudge Stern making five
hundred million dollars because the money was on commission. He
earned it because he got people to tune in. Whatever
we think of what he does now, the content of
what he did, the Ted Danson Woopy Goldberg bit, I
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felt like it was offensive to blacks, insulting to blacks,
without having the redeeming value of being funny. It was
him and Sherman Helmsley. But okay, fine, you know, art
is art. If people wanted to support him after that,
so be it. But what I found disgusting about that
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is here's a guy who was woke, Here's a guy
who would try to ruin careers over you know, a
blackface bit, and then oh, because I'm liberal, I can
do it, and that's not art for art's sake. I
also think, as one listener emailed me he was kind
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of a Beavis of the radio, Hey show me your
boobies kind of thing, whereas Rush was committed to making
the nation better. I don't know. I mean, look, I
really genuinely believe that he went off the rails. I
think he went crazy. I think he was so scared
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of being canceled that he figured, if I keep the
left happy by being more left than they are, they'll
keep me around as a useful idiot. Maybe the don
Iimas incident scared him and so he went really woke.
He announced at one point that if you voted for
Donald Trump, he didn't want you to listen. Well, when
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you tell over seventy five million people in the country
that you don't want them to listen and they take
you at your word, I got news for you. Of
the people who did vote for Biden or Kamala Harris,
you're going to carve into Spanish language, foreign language urban listeners.
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You're going to be left with just some white liberals
and it's not enough to pay your bills. So maybe
they took you at your word. You know, It's like
when the w NBA players a couple of weeks ago,
or T shirts that said pay us what we're worth,
and the fans started throwing dildos on the court. I
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guess that was their way of answering. So President Trump
had gone on Howard Stern's show. It is important to
remember that before he was in politics, Donald Trump was
a juggernaut of cultural influence. That's why he was in movies,
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That's why he was on Saturday Night Live. Donald Trump
had insinuated himself into every aspect of American culture. If
there is a person who was famous in the eighties, nineties,
two thousands, there's a seventy five percent likelihood that Donald
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Trump had their phone number. He didn't do cell phones
and texting at all, or emails. I guess he does
self with new email. But there's a very good chance
that he knew them and knew them well. Right. So
that's so Trump, of course, went on his show. Trump
was asked the question, Hey, Stearn's not getting his contract
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renewed by Serious Radio. What do you think about that?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I've got an entertainment based question for you.
Speaker 12 (21:43):
A few weeks time, Stephen Cobert announced that he was
leaving a show.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Howard Sir announced that he had a serious x Radio
or parting ways.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Do you think the hay Trump business.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Model that's been in the entertainment business is going out
of business because it's not popular to the mare, well,
it hasn't worked, and it hasn't worked really for a
long time. And I would say pretty much from the beginning,
Colbert has no talent.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I mean, I could take anybody.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Here, I could go outside on the beautiful streets and
pick up a couple of people that do just.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
As well or better. They get higher ratings than he did.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
He's got no talent. Fallon has no talent, Kimmel has
no talent. Then next they're gonna be going. I hear
they're going to be going. I don't know, but I
would imagine because they get you know, Colbert has better
ratings than Kimmel or Fallon. You know that Howard cern
is the name I haven't heard. I used to do
a show, we used to have fun, But I haven't
heard that name in a long time. What happened he
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got terminated?
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Yeah, maybe it's a separate way because I think he
went all from the salary wises real love and when
he's getting you know, when he went down, whatever you want.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
You know what. He went down no before when he
endorsed Hillary Clinton. He lost his audience. People said, give
me a break. He went down when he endorsed Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
It's true, alienated his audience. Flashback May of last year,
Joe Biden was a presidential candidate. He went on Howard
Stern Show and sat there like a corpse while Stern
told every fake Biden's story out there.
Speaker 13 (23:13):
Not only were you a star football player, but you
were lifeguard.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I mean you, you really and you pull out because
I want to replay this. You know, I made a
list of all the people who've gone broke because America
has changed. Trump's victory represented for a lot of Americans
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a recognition that, hey, you're not alone. Most everybody feels
the way you do, just not the people on TV
or in Congress. You're not alone. It's okay. Everybody else
agrees with you. Don't think that that you're an outcast.
You're not. So now people are starting to realize, oh oh,
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those people who sided with Biden and they're in the
distinct minority.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Will fart hard for the freedom to vote.
Speaker 9 (24:09):
That Michael Barry, Joe direction.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
The music of that era was kind of new waves
and stuff, and so there's a familiarity that creates a comfort,
but it's not stuff that I go crazy for. Like
I hate to admit it, but if I hear the Cure,
I oh, that's a good song. And then I ask, oh,
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it's secure. Oh that dude's weird as hell. But then
I remember, you know, I was in seventh grade and
you kissed a girl of braces and you remember you
cut your tongue up, but it was awesome because you
were kissing a girl. Or you know, you're roller skating
or you know you're doing that. Okay, good night, good night,
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you hang up? No you no, you first, and you remember, oh,
Toy Soldier was on in the background. Well, Toy Soldier
is a stupid song. Or Nina Cherry with Buffalo Stance,
that's a dumb song. But you're talking to this girl
you're crazy over and you're in eighth grade and that
song's playing on the radio on Case Easy B ninety
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five out of Beaumont, and you're you know, it's a moment,
and it's it's like smells and sounds, they're all they're
all connected in your brain and and they get you know,
they're adjacent to some memory and anyway, I guess what
I'm trying to say is, don't judge me too harshly.
But I really liked that song. And I wouldn't like
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go to an Nxcess concert, not that you can, but
when their music comes on it, it kind of puts
me in a nice place, a good, good place in time.
You know, early early age was eighty two eighty three ish,
Well that's eighty five? Is it that late eighty five?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
I was thinking it was eighty two eighty three. Okay,
that's later than I remembered. Okay, well, thank you for that.
Didn't that fellow right there, Michael whatever's name is, Didn't
he die of auto erotic asphyxiation or something. I'm just
trying to figure you know.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
What.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Look, I don't whatever somebody wants to do in their
own bedroom by themselves or with a consensual partner, that's
their own business. But I'm just wondering how you get
to the point.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
You know.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I mean, I just don't see myself sitting around and
I'm like, I've run out of stuff to watch on TV. Right.
Let's say my wife and kids are somewhere and I'm
home by myself, and maybe you're sitting in your underwear
on the couch and you're watching TV and you've out
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run out of everything. But today, I mean there's if
you look, there's a lot of stuff YouTube. I can
watch documentaries all day long. My kids will come out
and have this little cottage out back where I watch TV.
It's called a boys room because my wife lets me
smoke in there because it's separate walls and everything. And
my kids will come out of Now what you doing
watching a documentary and they'll look at the bottom of it,
tells me, Dad, World War two was eighty years ago.
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You know who won? What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (27:11):
I know?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
But there was this one general of Hitler's and he
got away and it took him a long time to
track him down in this guy the They caught him
in Ohio. And you gotta learn. You gotta know about it.
You gotta know all the details of World War Two.
You gotta know about the African theater, you gotta know
about the Pacific theater. Yet, damn Rommel, he's running around
and he turns on Hitler and he's gonna go, You
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got it. But anyway, I don't know how somebody gets
to the point that they're thinking to themselves, I'm gonna
tie a rope around my neck. I'm gonna half hang
myself because that'll make it feel really, really good. And
here's the deal. Maybe it does. Maybe it does. Maybe
(28:00):
if you choke yourself out, you know, and you're halfway
hanging and you can't breathe, maybe that's a high like
none other. But I'll never know because you might like it.
It's like heroin. I'll never be a heroin addict because
I'll never try it. The first time. Cocaine not gonna happen.
(28:23):
I've had friends over the years who will say, yeah,
I had to clean up my life. I got hooked
on cocaine. And I'll say tell me about it, and
they say, no, no, no, no, you shouldn't do it because
you are the worst kind of personality. You will be
up all the time, you'll be intense, you would love it,
your mind would be sharp, you would love no. No, no,
you have no worries. Man is weak. We have addictions.
(28:49):
Our brain is wired a certain way. But guess what,
you don't get hooked on something that you never try.
I'm not that curious that I'm willing. I go, Okay,
I need to have this experiences so that I know
what it's like. But I know that in order to
have this experience, I run the wrisk that I might
be addicted. No, I think I'll just pass on that.
I'll go ahead and skip on that one. Not gonna
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do it. So I don't know how an old boy
is sitting around. You know, when I find myself in
a you know, I might like try something new, I'll go.
You know I'm gonna do tonight, I'm gonna get some
peanut butter and I'm gonna dump it directly into my
Bluebelt ice cream. Yeah, you know what, my wife just
(29:32):
bought some cashews and some peanuts. I'm gonna mix those
in and see what that's like. You know what I
might do. I might pour a little Doctor Pepper in
there with it. That is my idea, wild and crazy,
because how bad can that go?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Right?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
So we're talking about Howard Stern, and yes, I will
revel in his failure, not because you know, look, if
if the marketplace doesn't want you anymore, I feel for
but when you remember how hard he worked to put
that brain dead Joe Biden back into the White house.
Do you remember this.
Speaker 13 (30:08):
Not only were you a star football player, but you
were lifeguard. I mean you you really and you were
the only white guy who was lifeguarding in this black community, right,
I mean you were the one guy I was. Your
family is pretty Again, this goes to my point about
you know, the president is the father of our country.
That's something we all say. And I think your family
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is so extraordinary because of the way they've conducted themselves
and how they are with you that I feel you
have a lot to give to the presidency. These are
my feelings. It's pretty it's pretty amazing family. And I
again I surprid I submit for your approval that when
you have a loving family like that, you got a
lot of You got a lot to give because you
(30:51):
get you gets so much from them. You're the kind
of leader I love because we're lucky to have you
in the Oval office and serving as the father of
the country. Because if you're a good father you have family,
which you are, I know you'd be a good father
to the country. And I want to thank you for
providing a calming influence an organized administration post COVID, getting
that vaccine out, getting NATO, getting us to feel comfortable
(31:14):
standing up to Putin. I don't know what people are
looking for in a president, or maybe it's that people
don't feel like they're getting enough or some I don't
know what it is, but I'll give you your greatest hits.
The lowest uninsured rate in history. Four out of five
Americans are covered for less than ten dollars a month.
The knocking off a few isis leaders cutting the emissions
(31:38):
in half. I mean, you've always been an environmentalist. Geez,
even the marijuana reform laws. Enough to sitting there and
fighting that battle. And Respect for Marriage Act? What the
hell is with people? With this gase? So who cares
if someone's gay? I mean, how is it affecting anybody?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
People?
Speaker 13 (31:57):
In love? It's good, right, love is good?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
I said. I said.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
We saw two men kissing one another in Rodney Square
while I was going in and get a license, and
he looked.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I looked at him, and he said, Joey, it's simple.
I love each other.
Speaker 13 (32:10):
Did you know that I looked at him?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Did all the talking? That was gross?
Speaker 13 (32:14):
Fun
It's that time, time, time.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Time, luck and loud.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
The Michael darry Show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Listen, not ladies and gentlemen, our future.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
There that's been on the road for ninety minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Average puts feed over on.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Even ground, barring injuries, four miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That gives the Sarradius out six miles.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
What I went out of each and every one of
you as a heart target searge of every gas station, residents, warehouse, farmhouse.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Hen house, out house, and doghouse in that area. There
is no felony in the Texas penal code for what
he says, so respectfully, he's making up some Okay, he's
trying to get sound bites, and he has no legal mechanism.
And if he did, subpoenas from Texas don't work in
(00:57):
New York, so he gonna come get us half. Subpoenas
in Texas don't work in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
He's gonna come get us half. Should the FBI get involved, well,
they may have to, they may have to.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
No, I know they want them back, not only the
attorney general, the governor wants them back.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
If you look, I mean, the governor.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Of Texas is demanding they come back, so a lot
of people are demanding they come back.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So let me be clear.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
He's putting up smoking near us, and I'm hopeful that
the media doesn't follow that.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
If you look at the map right, you have some exceptions,
like Illinois there's blatant democratic jerry mandering, but most of
the worst offenders when it comes to terry mandering are
Republican states.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
I'm not worried about Governor Abbess's threats of going to
jail or a five hundred dollars a day file because
we're standing on the right side of history, making our
own good trouble to fight to preserve and protect our democracy.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
And then integration happening. Everybody thought they accept us, they
don't accept us. They are showing us who they are.
We should believe in and we better have the courage
to stand up otherwise we will fall for anything. And
in this country we will be defeated, deported. I mean,
we will lose all of our rights. And if you
think it can't happen, it can. And I will liken
this to the Holocaust. People are like, well, how did
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the Holocaust happen? How is somebody in a position to
kill all the people well, good people were made silent.
Speaker 8 (02:17):
And I'm sorry, but instead we are not only going
to punch you back, but we are going to knock
you out. So I fully anticipate that we are going
to say control of the United States House, because that
is what the American people want, and that is why
Donald Trump and his regime is so afraid.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
The Democrat Party is self distructing. I mean, when you
have low IQ people like Crockett, I wonder if she's
in a relation to ship to the late great Davy Crockett,
who is a great, great gentleman. I wonder if she's
got any relationship to David Crockett, the great old David Crockett.
But you have this woman Crockett, she's a very low
(02:54):
IQ person. Somebody said the other day she's one of
the leaders of the party.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I think you've got to be getting Democrats in the
state of Texas don't have fifty one percent of the
representatives to control the House, so they're going to lose
the redistricting vote, a vote that if they were in control,
they would have every prerogative to make. But because they
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can't win, they're going to knock the board over and
go home. They're going to take their ball and go home.
As Robert Earl Keene told the story that when a
bluegrass band and he were when they got in a
fight and told him they were going to kick him
out of the band. He said, that's fine and he left.
But they didn't think about the fact that he owned
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the amp, so they couldn't continue to perform in the festival. Well,
that's what the Democrats are doing. They fled the state
so that state government cannot be conducted. This is a
threat to democracy. President Trump was asked about Texas redistricting
that I will remind you could flip up to five
seats republic And they said, uh, well, aren't you or
(04:04):
aren't you worried that the Democrats will do the same
thing in their states? And this is the answer to
everything Trump does to the bad guys. When people say,
there's all these think pieces being written in the Wall
Street Journal and the American Spectator in National Review. If
we do this to the Democrats, then then when the
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Democrats are in power, they'll do it back to us,
you dumb ass. That's the point. They've been doing it
to us all alone.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
If Texas redrawing their congressional map.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Right, we'll get you five safe red seats.
Speaker 9 (04:42):
Means that California, New York, Illinois, and Maryland are all
going to redraw their maps to add See.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, they'll do it anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Is it worth it?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, they'll do it anyway. Well, if we stop over there,
they would have done it anyway.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Look a lot of these states, and I watched this
morning as Democrats are complaining, and they complain from states
where they've done it, like in Illinois, like in Massachusetts.
I watched this lunatic Pocohontas. She's a total lunatic. I
don't know what she's on. She's all jumping up and
down like I've never seen anything like it, talking about
supporting the communist mayor. And he's not a socialist, he's
(05:17):
a communist. Okay, this is not a socialist man. This
is a communist. If you look at any of his
policies and go back six months, you know you have
to go back further than that. So they want to
put a communist in New York. Now, the good news
is we have a lot of power over that because
we're the ones with the money. We send the money.
We don't send the money it's up to the White House.
A lot of power in the White House.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
But when I watched her jumping up and down.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Talking about that and supporting the communists. But if you
look at what's going on with the redistricting or whatever
you want to call it, the Democrats have done it
long before we started.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
They've done it all over the place.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
They did it in New York, they did it in
a lot of different states, but in Massachusetts.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
So somebody used this as an example today.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I was interviewed this morning and they said, you know,
it's pretty unfair. Trump got forty percent. I'm not proud
of that, but I think I probably got more. But
that's okay. I got forty percent in Massachusetts, and yet
they have one hundred percent of the vote in terms
of Congress. So there's no Republican there's no anything. So
we should have forty percent, you know why. They redistricted,
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and they've done it all over the place, and they've
done it in California, by the way, before this they've
done it in California. So we'll see what happens. We
have a wonderful governor in Texas. He feels strongly about it.
It's going to be up to him. I think there's
tremendous support for it. And you know, we've watched the
Democrats destroy our country in four years. They've destroyed between
(06:42):
their open borders that we talked about, transgender for everybody,
all of the horrible things that they've done, high taxes,
horrible medical, medical.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Provision for people.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
We've watched them destroy our country for four years.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
And people don't want that. And people in Texas.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
As you saw I got the highest vote in the
history of Texas.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I love Texas. Texas likes me, obviously, but I.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Got the highest vote and that was checked out on
the show. Did you see that where they checked it out.
They said he actually did get the highest vote in
the history of Texas, which disappointed them. They were very
disappointed to hear that. But Texas is a place that's
done very well with a free enterprise kind of an
attitude with the exact opposite of what's happening.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
In New York with a communist mayor.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Michael, do I have a story for you.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
My brother in law murdered too Native Americans to Michael
Berry show.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Now you have my attention. This is how you do it.
I am so happy with Trump two point zero. You know,
we should all be getting better every day with everything
that happens to us. We should learn from it that
which doesn't here he makes you stronger. Well, Trump has
(08:00):
learned from Trump one point zero, and much of what
he's had to learn from, sadly, were things he did
with the best of intentions. He trusted people who came
to him hat in hand and said, hey, we didn't
support you, but we want to work together to help America.
(08:21):
He trusted people who were supposed to be the white
hat crowd, who worked in our intelligence services, the CIA,
the FBI, the dn I, and they came to him,
and he trusted them. He felt no need to put
them through paces. He trusted that they were here now
(08:43):
that he'd won. They'd put aside their differences. They'd worked
hard to keep him from getting elected, spied on him,
but now the system would work. He trusted that people
up and down the bureaucracy were not there for partisan politics,
but for the good of the country. And he learned
these people will destroy you. They will destroy you. And
(09:08):
now he understands that the problem is the Bushes and
the McCain's and the Romneys. They're partly in on it all,
but certainly never willing to fight back. And Trump understands
I only have a few days in the White House.
When you get right down to it, we have to
(09:28):
act with dispatch. That's why every day when we leave
out of here, I think, gosh, there's fifteen stories I
didn't get to. I could just read off the stories.
I suppose. Assistant Attorney General har Meat Dylon. Har Meat
Dylan was Donald Trump's choice to lead to RNC. She's
a lawyer of Indian descent. I think she's a Sardar
(09:50):
or a Sikh from California. She's a lawyer, she's whipped smart,
and she is now Assistant Attorney General. She says she's
trying to undo the race based congressional districts. The Democrats
are very good at this. What the Democrats do is
jerrymander the districts. And then when you go into unjerrymander
(10:12):
the districts. They call that jerrymandering, and they say, look
what you're doing to black people. Look what you're doing
to America. Look at what you're doing. It's so wrong. Actually,
know what we're doing is undoing what you did. You see,
this is Oh, I don't know, like blaming the cops
for having to arrest someone for committing a crime federal
(10:35):
crime of counterfeiting while out on parole for multiple felonies.
Who dies of an overdose. Oh, it's the cop that's
the bad guy. Let's send him to prison for life.
Here's harmeat, Dylan.
Speaker 10 (10:47):
Our constitutional duty is to protect the right to vote
for all Americans. Sixty years ago, Congress passed the Voting
Rights Act of nineteen sixty five to confront the brutal
reality that too many Americans were being denied their rightful
access to the ballot. The Voting Rights Act came at
a critical time in our nation's history and was the
catalyst of necessary change.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
This landmark law removed barriers to voting.
Speaker 10 (11:11):
It outlawed poll taxes and literacy tests, and gave the
federal government the tools to stop discriminatory barriers at the
ballot box. Today, under the leadership of President Trump and
Attorney General Pambondi, this Civil Rights Division is continuing to
protect equal and transparent ballot access with vigilance and resolve.
(11:32):
We are investigating violations of federal voting laws.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
We are ensuring that all.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Fifty states have and continue to have clean voter roles.
We are challenging efforts to suppress or dilute the vote.
We are attacking illegal race based gerrymandering, and we are
protecting ballot access for all Americans. We have sued jurisdictions
such as North Carolina for not registering voters properly by
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first verifying their eligibility. We have notified Texas of grave
concerns about congressional districts drawn with racial motivations, and we
are suing other jurisdictions where there is evidence of ineligible
voters on their voter rolls. Our job is to make
it easier to vote and harder to cheat. On this anniversary,
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we honor the Voting Rights Act, not just by remembering it,
but by enforcing it for all Americans.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And that's my promise to you.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Wow, it feels so good, you know, when you ask
me where I put that emotion, I feel hearing that
it's like my kid graduate in high school. It's like
hearing that there were a group of young people that
one or the other of my boys was a part
(12:47):
of at somebody's house, and my boys never expected I
would meet the father that was the owner of that house,
and they say, I met your son. He came to
a party at my house. He was incredibly respectful. He
looked me in the eye, he shook my hand, He
never consumed alcohol. He was honorable to the ladies. And
(13:08):
you just you just you chest just feels pressure of pride.
That's how I feel right now. I take this stuff
very seriously. You know a lot of Democrats. A lot
of Democrats have the belief that they don't hold politicians
to a high standard because they don't expect politicians to
be honest and honorable anyway. So when they find out
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Democrats are stealing money from the government, they don't care.
The point is steal enough from me too, because they
have only ever expected the worst of government. That's what
they've grown accustomed to. So chill Heinajosa is the latest
you ready victim saying that Texas is trying to rig
the next election, and Scott Jennings made old so chill
(13:53):
into a victim of wisdom in a rapier sense of analysis.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Do you think you're a Democrat? I'm not. Do you think.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Democrats who vote.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
For these people in Texas want to see them running
or fighting? That?
Speaker 11 (14:10):
I tell you let me. I just want to clear
I just want to clear up where Democrats are with
the redistricting fight. What they want is an independent commission.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Texas.
Speaker 11 (14:20):
Democrats introduced legislation in Texas that of course went nowhere
because Republicans don't want an independent commission. What is there
in California? An independent comission? Democrats would prefer a fair process.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
That exactly.
Speaker 11 (14:38):
They wanted an independent commission. And the only reason that
they're doing this is because Texas Texas Republicans are not
playing it fair to Texans and they're trying to rig this.
Speaker 12 (14:51):
Democrats, and it's not going to benefit you guys. And
the regarding California, Republicans get about forty percent of the
vote and they have seventeen per the congressional seats.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
So not a great example.
Speaker 12 (15:02):
But number two, if it's rigging the election, that's your
words in Texas. Is it going to be rigging the
election when all these Democrats who say they're going to
jerry Mander and the other state are you also going
to argue that they're rigging the election or just in Texas?
And have the elections been rigged in Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York,
New Jersey, Maryland, New Mexico, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Rhode Island.
Have they been rigged there as well because they're the
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proportion of Republican vote Nope, comes nowhere near what they
have in Congress.
Speaker 11 (15:28):
They add a normal redistricting process. It's states. If states
end up going to Jerry and if states end up
going and calling special sessions and doing all of these
things to try to gain seats, I agree. I don't
agree with that. Do I think they need to do
it absolutely because if Republicans aren't going to play fair,
then Democrats aren't going to play.
Speaker 9 (15:46):
Fair at the people need to make informed decisions, and
you're giving them the intro them, Michael Berry, because you're
a public Paul Revere had to ring in the warning bill.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I have heard from a number of folks asking my
opinion on Howard Stern. I'm not a Howard Stern fan,
never have been. I never really cared about Howard Stern.
Now when I say that, I say it the same way.
I never watched Seinfeld. I'm not against Seinfeld. I just
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never watched it. You know a lot of people figure
that if they watched something or liked something, that if
you don't and somehow it's some but no, no, we
all have different life experiences. I tend to be an
inch wide and a mile deep. The things I really
like I dig pretty deep into. I don't consume as
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much pop culture as most people. I never got into Stern.
I never lived in a market where his radio show aired.
By the time he was on in Houston, it was
six point fifty AM, which was biz Radio. At the time,
his deal was about over. He was leaving Terrestrial to
(16:58):
go to XM, a Serious XM, and I gave it
a listen. You remember Chris Hogan For mom, I had
a producer named Chris Hogan. He was half producer, half
personal assistant. Great guy. Ended up going to work for
Serious XM. And he was a huge Stern fan. And
(17:20):
one day he was driving me to drop me at
the airport and we got in and Stern was on
and I said, you listened to Howard Stern And he said, yeah,
I love Stern And I said, oh, what do you
love about him? He said he's the best interviewer in
the business. This is twenty years ago. And I said, oh, okay,
And so I said, well, well, I'd like to listen
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to him at least, you know, see what it's all about.
He said, you got to get a subscription. I had
a serious XM subscription, but I guess you had to
pay extra three bucks or something for Stern. So that
was that, and it was a brilliant subscription radio model
at the time. I do not I do not defy
(18:05):
what's the word. I do not begrudge Stern making five
hundred million dollars because the money was on commission. He
earned it because he got people to tune in. Whatever
we think of what he does now, the content of
what he did, the Ted Danson Woopy Goldberg bit, I
(18:25):
felt like it was offensive to blacks, insulting to blacks,
without having the redeeming value of being funny. It was
him and Sherman Helmsley. But okay, fine, you know, art
is art. If people wanted to support him after that,
so be it. But what I found disgusting about that
(18:47):
is here's a guy who was woke, Here's a guy
who would try to ruin careers over you know, a
blackface bit, and then oh, because I'm liberal, I can
do it, and that's not art for art's sake. I
also think, as one listener emailed me he was kind
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of a Beavis of the radio, Hey show me your
boobies kind of thing, whereas Rush was committed to making
the nation better. I don't know. I mean, look, I
really genuinely believe that he went off the rails. I
think he went crazy. I think he was so scared
(19:28):
of being canceled that he figured, if I keep the
left happy by being more left than they are, they'll
keep me around as a useful idiot. Maybe the don
Iimas incident scared him and so he went really woke.
He announced at one point that if you voted for
Donald Trump, he didn't want you to listen. Well, when
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you tell over seventy five million people in the country
that you don't want them to listen and they take
you at your word, I got news for you. Of
the people who did vote for Biden or Kamala Harris,
you're going to carve into Spanish language, foreign language urban listeners.
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You're going to be left with just some white liberals
and it's not enough to pay your bills. So maybe
they took you at your word. You know, It's like
when the w NBA players a couple of weeks ago,
or T shirts that said pay us what we're worth,
and the fans started throwing dildos on the court. I
(20:31):
guess that was their way of answering. So President Trump
had gone on Howard Stern's show. It is important to
remember that before he was in politics, Donald Trump was
a juggernaut of cultural influence. That's why he was in movies,
(20:53):
That's why he was on Saturday Night Live. Donald Trump
had insinuated himself into every aspect of American culture. If
there is a person who was famous in the eighties, nineties,
two thousands, there's a seventy five percent likelihood that Donald
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Trump had their phone number. He didn't do cell phones
and texting at all, or emails. I guess he does
self with new email. But there's a very good chance
that he knew them and knew them well. Right. So
that's so Trump, of course, went on his show. Trump
was asked the question, Hey, Stearn's not getting his contract
(21:38):
renewed by Serious Radio. What do you think about that?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I've got an entertainment based question for you.
Speaker 12 (21:43):
A few weeks time, Stephen Cobert announced that he was
leaving a show.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Howard Sir announced that he had a serious x Radio
or parting ways.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Do you think the hay Trump business.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Model that's been in the entertainment business is going out
of business because it's not popular to the mare, well,
it hasn't worked, and it hasn't worked really for a
long time. And I would say pretty much from the beginning,
Colbert has no talent.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I mean, I could take anybody.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Here, I could go outside on the beautiful streets and
pick up a couple of people that do just.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
As well or better. They get higher ratings than he did.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
He's got no talent. Fallon has no talent, Kimmel has
no talent. Then next they're gonna be going. I hear
they're going to be going. I don't know, but I
would imagine because they get you know, Colbert has better
ratings than Kimmel or Fallon. You know that Howard cern
is the name I haven't heard. I used to do
a show, we used to have fun, But I haven't
heard that name in a long time. What happened he
(22:38):
got terminated?
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Yeah, maybe it's a separate way because I think he
went all from the salary wises real love and when
he's getting you know, when he went down, whatever you want.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
You know what. He went down no before when he
endorsed Hillary Clinton. He lost his audience. People said, give
me a break. He went down when he endorsed Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
It's true, alienated his audience. Flashback May of last year,
Joe Biden was a presidential candidate. He went on Howard
Stern Show and sat there like a corpse while Stern
told every fake Biden's story out there.
Speaker 13 (23:13):
Not only were you a star football player, but you
were lifeguard.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I mean you, you really and you pull out because
I want to replay this. You know, I made a
list of all the people who've gone broke because America
has changed. Trump's victory represented for a lot of Americans
(23:37):
a recognition that, hey, you're not alone. Most everybody feels
the way you do, just not the people on TV
or in Congress. You're not alone. It's okay. Everybody else
agrees with you. Don't think that that you're an outcast.
You're not. So now people are starting to realize, oh oh,
(24:03):
those people who sided with Biden and they're in the
distinct minority.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Will fart hard for the freedom to vote.
Speaker 9 (24:09):
That Michael Barry, Joe direction.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
The music of that era was kind of new waves
and stuff, and so there's a familiarity that creates a comfort,
but it's not stuff that I go crazy for. Like
I hate to admit it, but if I hear the Cure,
I oh, that's a good song. And then I ask, oh,
(24:37):
it's secure. Oh that dude's weird as hell. But then
I remember, you know, I was in seventh grade and
you kissed a girl of braces and you remember you
cut your tongue up, but it was awesome because you
were kissing a girl. Or you know, you're roller skating
or you know you're doing that. Okay, good night, good night,
(24:57):
you hang up? No you no, you first, and you remember, oh,
Toy Soldier was on in the background. Well, Toy Soldier
is a stupid song. Or Nina Cherry with Buffalo Stance,
that's a dumb song. But you're talking to this girl
you're crazy over and you're in eighth grade and that
song's playing on the radio on Case Easy B ninety
(25:18):
five out of Beaumont, and you're you know, it's a moment,
and it's it's like smells and sounds, they're all they're
all connected in your brain and and they get you know,
they're adjacent to some memory and anyway, I guess what
I'm trying to say is, don't judge me too harshly.
But I really liked that song. And I wouldn't like
(25:39):
go to an Nxcess concert, not that you can, but
when their music comes on it, it kind of puts
me in a nice place, a good, good place in time.
You know, early early age was eighty two eighty three ish,
Well that's eighty five? Is it that late eighty five?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
I was thinking it was eighty two eighty three. Okay,
that's later than I remembered. Okay, well, thank you for that.
Didn't that fellow right there, Michael whatever's name is, Didn't
he die of auto erotic asphyxiation or something. I'm just
trying to figure you know.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
What.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Look, I don't whatever somebody wants to do in their
own bedroom by themselves or with a consensual partner, that's
their own business. But I'm just wondering how you get
to the point.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
You know.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I mean, I just don't see myself sitting around and
I'm like, I've run out of stuff to watch on TV. Right.
Let's say my wife and kids are somewhere and I'm
home by myself, and maybe you're sitting in your underwear
on the couch and you're watching TV and you've out
(26:45):
run out of everything. But today, I mean there's if
you look, there's a lot of stuff YouTube. I can
watch documentaries all day long. My kids will come out
and have this little cottage out back where I watch TV.
It's called a boys room because my wife lets me
smoke in there because it's separate walls and everything. And
my kids will come out of Now what you doing
watching a documentary and they'll look at the bottom of it,
tells me, Dad, World War two was eighty years ago.
(27:08):
You know who won? What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (27:11):
I know?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
But there was this one general of Hitler's and he
got away and it took him a long time to
track him down in this guy the They caught him
in Ohio. And you gotta learn. You gotta know about it.
You gotta know all the details of World War Two.
You gotta know about the African theater, you gotta know
about the Pacific theater. Yet, damn Rommel, he's running around
and he turns on Hitler and he's gonna go, You
(27:35):
got it. But anyway, I don't know how somebody gets
to the point that they're thinking to themselves, I'm gonna
tie a rope around my neck. I'm gonna half hang
myself because that'll make it feel really, really good. And
here's the deal. Maybe it does. Maybe it does. Maybe
(28:00):
if you choke yourself out, you know, and you're halfway
hanging and you can't breathe, maybe that's a high like
none other. But I'll never know because you might like it.
It's like heroin. I'll never be a heroin addict because
I'll never try it. The first time. Cocaine not gonna happen.
(28:23):
I've had friends over the years who will say, yeah,
I had to clean up my life. I got hooked
on cocaine. And I'll say tell me about it, and
they say, no, no, no, no, you shouldn't do it because
you are the worst kind of personality. You will be
up all the time, you'll be intense, you would love it,
your mind would be sharp, you would love no. No, no,
you have no worries. Man is weak. We have addictions.
(28:49):
Our brain is wired a certain way. But guess what,
you don't get hooked on something that you never try.
I'm not that curious that I'm willing. I go, Okay,
I need to have this experiences so that I know
what it's like. But I know that in order to
have this experience, I run the wrisk that I might
be addicted. No, I think I'll just pass on that.
I'll go ahead and skip on that one. Not gonna
(29:11):
do it. So I don't know how an old boy
is sitting around. You know, when I find myself in
a you know, I might like try something new, I'll go.
You know I'm gonna do tonight, I'm gonna get some
peanut butter and I'm gonna dump it directly into my
Bluebelt ice cream. Yeah, you know what, my wife just
(29:32):
bought some cashews and some peanuts. I'm gonna mix those
in and see what that's like. You know what I
might do. I might pour a little Doctor Pepper in
there with it. That is my idea, wild and crazy,
because how bad can that go?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Right?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
So we're talking about Howard Stern, and yes, I will
revel in his failure, not because you know, look, if
if the marketplace doesn't want you anymore, I feel for
but when you remember how hard he worked to put
that brain dead Joe Biden back into the White house.
Do you remember this.
Speaker 13 (30:08):
Not only were you a star football player, but you
were lifeguard. I mean you you really and you were
the only white guy who was lifeguarding in this black community, right,
I mean you were the one guy I was. Your
family is pretty Again, this goes to my point about
you know, the president is the father of our country.
That's something we all say. And I think your family
(30:30):
is so extraordinary because of the way they've conducted themselves
and how they are with you that I feel you
have a lot to give to the presidency. These are
my feelings. It's pretty it's pretty amazing family. And I
again I surprid I submit for your approval that when
you have a loving family like that, you got a
lot of You got a lot to give because you
(30:51):
get you gets so much from them. You're the kind
of leader I love because we're lucky to have you
in the Oval office and serving as the father of
the country. Because if you're a good father you have family,
which you are, I know you'd be a good father
to the country. And I want to thank you for
providing a calming influence an organized administration post COVID, getting
that vaccine out, getting NATO, getting us to feel comfortable
(31:14):
standing up to Putin. I don't know what people are
looking for in a president, or maybe it's that people
don't feel like they're getting enough or some I don't
know what it is, but I'll give you your greatest hits.
The lowest uninsured rate in history. Four out of five
Americans are covered for less than ten dollars a month.
The knocking off a few isis leaders cutting the emissions
(31:38):
in half. I mean, you've always been an environmentalist. Geez,
even the marijuana reform laws. Enough to sitting there and
fighting that battle. And Respect for Marriage Act? What the
hell is with people? With this gase? So who cares
if someone's gay? I mean, how is it affecting anybody?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
People?
Speaker 13 (31:57):
In love? It's good, right, love is good?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
I said. I said.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
We saw two men kissing one another in Rodney Square
while I was going in and get a license, and
he looked.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I looked at him, and he said, Joey, it's simple.
I love each other.
Speaker 13 (32:10):
Did you know that I looked at him?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Did all the talking? That was gross?
Speaker 13 (32:14):
Fun
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