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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's that time time, time, time, walking load. Michael Very
Show is on the air. Your fellaw's been dorm bit
of boozing. Have you sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine? Yea,
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what nobody is the low?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yea?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
What nobody? Yea knowing a thing the load.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I preferred, said.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Captain Whittaker. On the three nights before the accident October eleventh,
October eleventh, October twelfth, and thirteenth and fourteenth, I was intoxicated.
I drank all of those days. I drink and ex sense.
On the morning of the accident, I was drunk. I'm
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drunk now, I'm drunk right now. That's some kind of
Chinese checkers. Chinese checkers. No, this is a peanuckle. I'm drunk.
It's just stuffy in you. That's all.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Hell.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
He's three sheets to the way. He's drunk. It's a stop.
Don't you shut up? Shut up to It's doll doll dom.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Grandpa is talking to you. Where is my automobile? Automobile? Like, hey,
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you got the door open?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay, are you drunk? No, Okay, here's the thing. We
have shown a very formal surprise party for you. In there. Oh,
your friends are in there, and your parents no, oh, no,
mys have never seen me drunk.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
And I know of.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Who doesn't love a yellow school bus. Right? Can you
raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus? Right?
There's something about and most of us, many of us
went to school on the yellow school bus.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Right.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I just tripped over a box of Kleenex. I'm all right, though,
it's just soft tissue damage. I asked the librarian if
they had any books on amplifiers. She said, yes, what
volume would you like? Did that take him in it
for you? Okay, let me try to him. I asked
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the librarian if they had any books on amplifiers. She said, yes,
what volume would you like? Why don't violinists play hide
and seek? Because nobody would look for him? You know
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what works faster than a calculator. A calculatio. My printer's
name is Bob Marley because it's always jamming. Let's talk
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about snaps, shall we? Food stamps call it what it is,
free food. It's not free. You pay for it. They
get it. You know, if I make a statement like
these idiots wearing masks today, they pine for the days
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of COVID. They loved COVID. There will always be someone,
and it's always a woman who will say, Mickel, you
don't know that they might have a rare condition, whatever
condition they have, the mask is not aiding it. You
understand that. And by the way, they don't have a condition.
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They're a twenty six year old who misses COVID. COVID
was a highlight of their life. They loved COVID. They
wish COVID was forever. They felt like they were living
through something important. It's exciting for them. Stop making exceptions
into the rule. So there will be people who will say, well,
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there's probably some people that really need it. I bet
you it's less than three percent. Now, are there some
people who would go hungry if we stop buying every
meal for them?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Is that a bad thing? No? No, it's why you
don't feed the animals at a safari. They'll stop learning
how to feed themselves. But Michael, there's children. People need
to stop having children they cannot support. And the fact
that you can't get comfortable saying that is the problem.
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Let me tell you something. Feeling sorry for people and
feeling guilt for your success is God want to be
the end of you. It's going to kill you. It's
killing this country. You don't need to feel guilt for
your success. If you want to give back, that's great.
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But government is not philanthropy, it's not charity. It's compulsion.
You are required to give. For all the people who
want to give away more money from the government, how
much do they give away themselves? Solve the problem yourself,
stroke a check, you know, on your tax return. At
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the very end, you can make a contribution to the government.
But they don't. Ever, people feel a certain amount of guilt,
and this is encouraged that they're not starving, that they're
not living in the street. So the way they deal
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with that, it's their own therapy because they jump up
down and say, we all should give money. One in
eight Americans is on free food. Do you you're the
richest country in the history of mankind? Right for your call,
our very own Josh Fuller. President Trump's press team has
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forbidden the Associated Press from coming to the Daily Presser
because of their refusal to write the Gulf of America.
What's interesting is the number of press outlets who are
pushing back on the renaming of things. Oh no, you
can't rename a military base. You can't rename the golf.
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You can't do that because it's always been this other thing.
What about the Redskins. You jumped on that nomenclature change
like you were waiting for it for ever. What about
the fact that we're changing the military basis back to
the name that they were, and you jumped on it.
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What Trump is turning on its head is guess what
you don't need? They don't have some right to sit
at the press conference. You're giving them what they desperately need, oxygen.
You tell them no, and you own them. Nobody ever
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understood that. Nobody realized that he's now bringing in new media.
And why wouldn't you? Why would you keep letting them
have a power that you are fuelling. I love it?
K x A n in Austin reports twenty four Texas
Dairy Queen restaurants to close, items up for auction, with
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twenty four Dairy Queen location set to close around Texas. Well,
why you figure that is? I mean I got so
into the auction. Well, hold on, I'd like to get
your thoughts on that. People can now purchase a variety
of restaurant items and equipment as part of an ongoing auction.
The complete contents of various Dairy Queen restaurants will be
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auctioned on localauctions dot Com until Thursday afternoon. Buyers will
be responsible for disassembling all purchased items. Quote. Multiple Dairy
Queen locations are closing their doors and must liquidate the assets.
Bid on a large variety of restaurant assets and related
items that need to be removed from the location, the
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auction website said. A representative from Dairy Queen confirmed that
twenty five locations have closed, but only twenty four of
those will be available for auction. All twenty five restaurants
are owned by a single franchise owner. The franchise owner
continues to own and operate other dqu restaurants in Texas.
The representative said it was this franchise owner's decision to
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participate in an online auction for twenty four of the
twenty five locations. These closures are an isolated event and
we refrain from publicly sharing contract terms. Oh, that makes
it sound like he's a squirrel. There's one in Rusk Carthage, Longview,
die Ball w A s k O M. I don't
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know that community Moskom. I don't know whatever I say
is going to be wrong. I'm kind of curious what
it is nacaoaches in the that's in East Texas. There's
four in the Amarillo area in Panhandle, in Canadian in
Fritch and Herford. In the Austin area, there's one in
Flugerville on Pecan Street. In the Beaumont area, there's one
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in Sour Lake and one in Buna of the Buna
Cougars formerly of Anthony Bierton. No, he was Newton, No,
never mind, never mind DFW area. One in North Richland
Hills and in Hughes. There's one in Dayton on ninety
one in Huntsville, in on forty five South, one on
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East Lake Houston Parkway in Huffman where the where the
superintendent is out of control. Remind me to talk about
Benny Swallow. This guy is absolutely positively out of control.
There's one in tom Ball on twenty nine to twenty,
and there's one in Cleveland on Washington Avenue, two in
love of one on Idaalou and one on Oldham and
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three in wake Up. What would you like to buy
from a dry Queenbermon? It's not a blizzard. You jackass
Michael brother in law on the Wall America, Michael berry Field,
see I turned upside down. There have been well intentioned
people try to bring peace to the Middle East, she
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said it, very well intentioned people on our Sadat, in
an act of great bravery, led Egypt into a period
of peace with Israel and was assassinated for it. When
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you consider how deeply rooted the hatred in Gaza is
for Jews, from the earliest ages. A kindergarten school performance,
the children dress in paramilitary uniforms and pretend to kill
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the Jews while their parents cheer. You don't reprogram that, mind,
You just don't. The only peace you'll ever find is
through deterrence, and as long as some people don't understand that,
you will reward bad actors. In fact, the concept of
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peace through deterrence could be used in the American criminal
justice system. When you let a turd beat somebody to death,
carjack them, rob them, shoot them, and you put them
back out on the streets. That savage understands only one thing,
that there's nothing wrong with what he's done. You throw
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him in a cage and you never let him out.
And I won't cry for that Oh but he was young,
Oh but he was wayward, but he bet. If you
want to solve the problem, that's how you presolve it.
It will be collateral damage. But not solving that problem
means collateral damage for people who didn't commit a crime.
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We can make excuses for why people commit crimes and
make them into a victim once we punish them, or
we can make excuses for the fact that you're going
to have to suffer because the bad guys are allowed
to win today, because the bad guys must never be
made to suffer, because apparently the bad guys suffered after
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they made other people suffer, and that makes some people
very upset. So where do we go with this? What
is the point? The point is this, it's not just
that you've been forced to suffer a slight because there
will be more. You have to actually implement a strategy.
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You can't always react to what's going around you, to
what's going on around you as it happens, and then
just keep reacting in real time. You have to have
a strategy. How are you going to cope? What are
you going to do? You've got to think about a
game plan for life, and once you do that, you
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start making changes, You start seeking peace and happiness and fulfillment,
because that's much more rewarding. You're not going to win.
You're not going to kill all the people that are
hr directors, nor should you. You're not going to beat
them all up. So you start looking for start asking yourself,
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who am I and who do I want to be?
If you want to go crazy, they'll drive you crazy,
and then you going crazy will be their proof that
you were at fault all along. They'll leave you broken.
They do. So you have to ask yourself this question,
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how do I live my life? How do I navigate
this world? Well, first of all, you don't reward You
don't give sugar to this cancer that it can grow.
You immediately cut it out of your life. The problem
is a lot of people are like Icarus to the fire.
They keep going in and poking that fire. You're not
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changing it. You're not changing the direction of the fire.
You just getting burned to serve to varying degrees. And
it starts with arguing with them on social media. It
starts with oh, yeah, well you think that's right. Well
huh yeah, okay, so you don't like trouble, Uh what
about Bill Clinton. How y'all look over here. I burned
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him with the Bill Clinton. Maybe you did, but then
he's going to come back with something else, and eventually
he's going to hurt your feelings. You know the old line,
don't wallow in the mud with the pig, because the
pig enjoys it. You're in the mud now, you're on
his turf because you can't let it go. You don't
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have a strategy for how to let you it doesn't
make you happy. You went on the Facebook machine to reconnect.
See what Tom from high school's up to if his
wife got fat. You went and looked at your ex wife,
See how she's what, she's all that liar? Oh yeah,
Oh she's so happy and her knew, Well, good for her.
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You went there for, you know, some personal enjoyment, and
you end up getting sucked into somebody criticizing Trump or
whatever else. And you were gonna and before you know it,
your eight messages in and you're furious you didn't win anything.
Nobody came over to your side. No independent voter was
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trolling and saying, I shall watch the joust TwixT left
and right, and from that I will cast my vote.
So just stop. I block people every day, every day,
and there are people say, oh, you're not brave, you're whatever.
Guess what. You're not coming to my door, knocking on
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my door and harassing me. You're not riding in my car.
You don't get my cell phone number. I block you
on my cell phone. I don't need you in my life.
There is nothing that enriches my life by you getting
to bother me, and so nothing you can do makes
them more mad than blocking them. But you can't do it.
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People will to just keep going on and on. But
it's more than this, more than social media. It's every
aspect of your life. It is learning. First of all,
never give them the benefit of the doubt, because that
scorpion is going to turn and bite you after you
take it. I see this every day. Well, I thought
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i'd be nice. I thought i'd hire this guy, thought
i'd give him a chance, And now he's dragged me
to court after I fired him for all these problems
because I'm a bad guy for whatever his protected classes.
Shame on you, Shame on you. Why did you put
yourself in that situation. I go out of my way.
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I don't do business with those people. I don't. I
don't do business with the types of people who spout
the kind of venom that I think is horrible. I don't,
I know longer. Let me say this, I no longer
buy into this. Well, we're all Americans. We're in this together.
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We can disagree sometimes, but at the end of the day,
we're all of it. I don't believe that anymore. I
think those people would turn on me in favor of
a Palestinian. I think that turn on me in favor
of an Islamic terrorist. I think that turn on me
in favor of an illegal alien from anywhere in the world.
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I think that turn on me for ten dollars from
a Chinaman. I think that turn on me and take
everything I have and give it to the Ukrainans.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I do.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
And once I came to that conclusion, I understand I
don't value the people who are evil in this country.
I don't. I'm not going to do them any harm.
If I'm not gonna do them any good either, I'm
gonna go out of my way not to do them
any good. So a guy's been working at a job
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for a year, and granted he's not an inside the
air conditioning working kind of guy. He wears boots, jeans,
he's from a small town. He might smoke, but I
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guess we have to have a few of those around here.
He wears out in the heat all day, he doesn't complain.
Truck may not have air conditioning. He might have had
a divorce. He might have an dwi. He might have
more than one of each. He might have a mustache.
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He might look older than his age. He might speak
in a manner unbecoming of the corporate boardroom. But he's
the front line of the company. You've got to have him,
and that's the only reason they keep him. And the
people like him, but they cringe. His very existence makes
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them cringe. You couldn't have him come to the offices,
to the corporate headquarters. We make movies about things like this.
You know, the guy that comes in from the wild.
He doesn't know which button to mash, where to get off,
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and everybody giggles at him. We know that I in
his big old truck with his bumper stickers on it
about guns and god knows what else. And he doesn't
have the right views. He doesn't tell the right jokes,
he doesn't use the right fork, he doesn't live the
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way you're supposed to live. There's a lot of him.
And by the way, it wasn't the guys on the
eighteenth floor of the corporate headquarters that went and fought
in Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam. You didn't mind him then, but
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as he's gotten older since he came back, you don't
want him around. But it's not just that you don't
want him around, mister HR or missus HR or missus
that used to be mister Hr. It's that he represents
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the north Star and you hate that because he never
pretends to be anything he's not. He's not an evolutionary character.
He's not desperately trying to keep up with the trends
of the fads. Right the opposite, he doesn't seek your
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approval and he kind of disdains you because he has
a clarity of purpose to his life and conscience and
he doesn't do things he doesn't want to do.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
He is.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
The savage. He is what the Christians saw in the
savages that they went to evangelize to. He has to
be changed, he has to be molded into what must
he be molded why missus HR director says he must
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be molded into the image I have crafted. He must
be learned. He must learn to use the language I use.
He must learn to behave in the manner that I do.
He must learn that everything about his very existence is
wrong and always has been. He was raised wrong. The
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cowboys and Indians, the shooting, the bb gun to kill him,
the deer to go and fishing, all of those things,
those must be destroyed. Every part of him. She resents
every part of him, and that's okay until it comes
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time that for whatever reason, and occasionally he does do
some things wrong. He's dragged down to hr think she's
going to give him a fair hearing her lesbian buddy
three doors over that's been harassing the secretary. She didn't
get her fired. She didn't require her to go to
sensitivity training. I've seen some lesbians, homos, blacks, Arabs, you
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name it, that are the meanest, nastiest, vicious people that
they don't get sensitivity training. Why would they? They are culture,
You're not so after a period of time, the guys
like him individually, they never gather individually. They start deciding
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they're angry. Now many of them turn inward. The bottle helps,
if you can get drunk enough fast enough in the
minute you get off of work. It makes life bearable.
Of course, that also makes personal relationship it's difficult, and
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then that can complicate your whole life. So what are
we doing to these people? What are they doing to you?
We can turn that to the women. What about a
woman who decides that, like her mother or mine, they
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want to stay home and raise the kids. They don't
want to go to a workplace. They want to stay
home and keep a clean house where the family's well fed.
The bills are paid, the plumbing and electrical works, they
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meet the people there, Things are done. There's a lot
of tasks in the house. They're not left undone. The
beds are made, breakfast is made, bedtimes are met, homework
is done. That's what they want to do. That's what
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makes them feel whole and wholesome and fulfilled. Is that honored? No, No,
they're marginalized. They're lesser people. You remember Hillary Clinton when
she lost in twenty sixteen. You remember the nasty speech
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she gave in Chicago about these stupid women who just
voted the way their husband did. She's always had a
disdain for these women, those women. For many of you,
are you so you just keep you just keep saying
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these things, and you just keep doing these things, and
you notice in the world is chief around you and
they're constantly and your opinion doesn't matter. And how dare
a black person a transgender if they say, hey, this
is screwed up, I got to If you do it,
you're somehow a threat. You're treated everyone's against you. And
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the minute you start pointing out what is actually true,
now now it's laughable that you're crazy and you think
all these things. But you know what you see, you
know what you feel, you know what you're going through.
I have black listeners who will email and say, I'm surprised,
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I'm surprised more white people aren't pissed off watching what
people say about it. We're kind of like the white
avenger for them. They might need you to be Mexican
next week, just for diversity