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May 2, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time time, time, time, luck and load. Michael
Varry Show is on the air.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Don't do here good, I hear perfectly. The fact that
you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
Damn Jermans to do it. My gosh, f are you
telling me you built a time machine? Kind of a
deloreate the way I see it.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
If you're going to build a time machine into a car,
why not do it some styles.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass
off the road, Thank officer.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Going through some old audio, I came across this. It
was a story in the New York Post that New
Jersey hospitals are now asking parents to quote identify pronouns
and sexual orientations of newborn babies. This obsession is deranged.

(01:10):
This is from the devil. This is purely and simply
from the devil. This story is from Holly Shepsy Sorry,
this story is from Newsmax. The person speaking is New
Jersey Republican state Senator Holly Shepsi, admitting that when she

(01:34):
saw this story she thought it was a fake. This
can't be true, but it is true. These people are crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
When I saw it, I thought maybe it was something
made up to be provocative. So I had my staff
reach out directly to the health network to confirm that
it was indeed real, because you looked at it and
you go, there's no way, Like, it's so stupid that
it has absolutely no efficacy in the medical world. And

(02:07):
how are they providing this to parents of newborn patients.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
I mean, this is a statement when it's absolutely absurd,
I mean, sexualizing a newborn child asking.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
How they identify.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
But this is a statement from the New Jersey Department
of Health spokes first in saying that the department stresses
any collection of sexual orientation gender identity data, it should
be done in a clinically appropriate and culturally competent manner,
including patient populations for which certain data may not be appropriate,
as in the case for newborns. Now, then they recommended
that hospitals develop internal policies and procedures based on clinical

(02:45):
advice to assist their employees in collecting such data. Are
they trying to walk back now what they're having mothers
fill out for their newborn babies.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I mean, what does this statement tell you about their reaction?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
I think once again, and it's kind of like as
Van Jones said, Democrats have realized that they've gone too far.
The entire legislature as well as the governor is up
this year in New Jersey, and I think you're starting
to see, once a public expresses outreach, a walking back

(03:22):
of some of the more insane policies that have been
implemented under this administration and under democratic control in the state.
Had this not come to light, had the publicity around
it not occurred, hospital networks were under the impression, based
upon direct communications with Department of Health, that they were

(03:44):
mandated under the slot to provide it to all populations,
regardless of age. I have new legislation that's been introduced
on Monday that is going to specify that miners are
not part and parcel of collection of the sort of data.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
And it's going to be interesting to see Ramon, what
are your pronouns? Risk it in you two? Okay, okay,
that's clever. You are such a goober, but you know what,
you made your point to be funny and those are
as good of answers as any. Picking your pronouns is

(04:22):
arbitrary and I can hear you. I can hear you,
and people who do it have mental issues. Somebody has
their pronouns in their email. I mean even Bodagig took
his pronouns out of his email address. People who do this,
you think you're being inclusive. You're being an idiot, is
what it is. Here's a group of white liberals explaining

(04:50):
why pronouns matter.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Just because I may present more fun doesn't mean that
I am any less. They them.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
You know that thing where you're eating a meal, but
you're not really eating a meal, you're just kind of
picking up food on the counter. My family and I
were doing that one night, and I just kind of
looked at them and said, hey, guys, I'm non binary.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I don't have a gender.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
In my opinion, gender is a universe. It is a
broad spectrum of planets and stars and sky that truly
cannot be contained into a binary.

Speaker 7 (05:25):
My pronouns are there them, there's and that's non negotiable,
and they're all kind of like okay.

Speaker 8 (05:30):
I think one of the main reasons pronouns are so
important is because, other than our name, it's one of
the main ways that people identify and call us.

Speaker 9 (05:40):
My pronouns are personally very important to me.

Speaker 10 (05:44):
Going up, you know.

Speaker 9 (05:45):
And culturated into kind of a system that really subscribes
to toxic masculinity. I was always uncomfortable with being called dude,
you know what's up? Man? I was so bad at
dapping people up like you know how, like guys like
do that whole like like that thing. I was so
bad at that, and it just like I felt very

(06:07):
alienated every time someone.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Would do that to me.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
So when someone identifies with a pronoun, they're essentially taking
their little piece of that broad universe and.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Identifying with that.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
And so in using their correct pronouns, we're validating that, Yes,
you are right in your identity, and you are important,
and we're respecting you.

Speaker 7 (06:27):
Laverne Cox kind of famously said misgendering a transperson is
an act of violence, and it is. It's an act
of psychological violence. It's a denial of somebody's personhood and
a complete refusal to acknowledge their identity, whether intentional or not.

Speaker 8 (06:43):
And so it is something that is entirely wrapped around
our everyday lives. So just walking into a restaurant and
hearing someone say she like will happen within two seconds
of me entering, which doesn't happen about any of my
other identities. They're not gonna be like, oh you a
straight person, you know, like that doesn't happen. But automatically

(07:05):
someone will make consumptions about gender, which translate into pronouns,
which mean that I will hear over and over again
people saying something about my identity which is false.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
And I also don't like that people call them their
preferred pronouns because it's also not a preference, it's who
they are.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
You need to use those pronounts.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
It's literally an extension of my arm or my leg.
It's it's just as a part of me, as a
vital organ. My identity, although you can't see it, still
needs to be validated, just as much as you would
validate the fact.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh you call me, don't you call me? I was
going through my show PRIP and cleaning out things that
I used, and I came across something I don't think
I ever did this story. I just realized it. Why

(08:03):
is the Federal Reserve in Houston hosting blatant political events?
Since the Federal Reserve has been in the news a lot,
the Houston Chronicle was very upset that the Federal Reserve
was forced to cancel back in February and a new
Trump administration an LGBTQMS thirteen event because Trump banned Dei,

(08:29):
making the CEO of Houston's LGBTQMS thirteen Chamber of Commerce
the victim and thus, as according to The Houston Chronicle,
a hero in the article, quote Tammy Wallace said she
is no stranger to feeling ostracized. Prior to helping found

(08:50):
the LGBTQMS thirteen Chamber of Commerce, The fifty six year
old said she weathered more than a decade working in
corporate America during a time when revealing her sex sexuality
could cost her her career. So my question is why
owner did we have a homo chamber of Commerce. Nobody's

(09:14):
bothering homos anymore. By the way, the only people out
there screaming and hollering about being homos are people that
other homos don't like. They're people who want to build
some political power, to want to get paid, they want
to threaten boycotts, they want attention. Nobody gay gives a crap.
They don't. They're just going about their lives like everybody else.

(09:35):
If you don't like them, so be it. That's your business.
But they're not asking you to do anything special. They're
not trying to have sex with your kid. They're not
trying to go into schools and read. They're not trying
to wear a bikini out in public and claim they're
a woman. They just want to be left alone. They
just and a lot of them, you don't know they're gay.
They just want to be left alone. And these people
ruin it for them. What do we do with the

(09:56):
Homo Chamber of Commerce? Were to call up, I need
to buy some flowers? Is there a gay florist in town? Honestly,
I wonder what it would be like to call Houston's
Homo Chamber of Commerce.

Speaker 11 (10:15):
Oh, I'm sorry, hello, thanks for calling Houston's LGBTQ plus
Chamber of Commerce. We're just like straight people's chamber of Commerce,
but with a twist, we're gay. Isn't that wonderful? Oh?
I'd be loud and proud to tell you about our
gay members. Yes, I can recommend a wonderful custom homebuilder.

(10:40):
Custom homo builder and design. They design each home with
a queer eye. Every homecom standard with a three car
gay garage.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
It's like a straight garage, but gay. That standard the
owner butch.

Speaker 11 (10:55):
Insists on it. Also no closets. Butch and his designers, no,
none of us want to step foot back inside a closet.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Am I right? Or am I right? I'm right, I'm right,
I'm right. Every home comes with a standard gaitar that's
the home security system. It's a nice feature.

Speaker 11 (11:16):
I can also recommend a lesbian couple who makes beautiful
window treatments. They own gold Star Scissoring. It's a fabric store,
but they make custom curtains that are to dary for.
We also have an audio visual company that works hand
in hand with Butch to give you a spectacular home

(11:36):
theater system. You do not want to set up your
theater room by yourself. That could be such a bear.
Daddy's boy home theater, it's the way to go.

Speaker 12 (11:48):
To the loop.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Daddy's boy just a daddy's boy. Daddy's body.

Speaker 13 (11:56):
He's got a daddy that he brings such a joy.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
My daddy's tall and sweet like a candy cane.

Speaker 13 (12:04):
When we walked on the street, heels to explain.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
How daddy with boy daddies?

Speaker 14 (12:15):
Daddy, Michael, do I have a story for you? My
brother in law murdered to Native American Michael Barry.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Show now you have my attention. We haven't mentioned Lufkin,
Texas in a while, and we have an affiliate there.
Once the home of Charlie Wilson, home of a lot
of timber and a lot of our listeners, good folks.
In Lufkin, Texas, a dude tried to have some kind
of uh Easter egg hunt. Copo and Lufkin say they

(12:51):
found plastic eggs filled with weed at the town's parks
and motel. They're now actively searching for a man believed responsible.
He posted on social media about the special egg. Lufkin
Popo wrote on the Facebook page that they are quote
actively searching for Avonte Nicholson in connection with plastic eggs

(13:15):
containing marijuana placed in three city parks and a local motel.
On April twentieth. Four warrants have been issued for Avante Nicholson.
Three of the warrants are felony three third degree felony
delivery of marijuana in a drug free zone, and the
fourth is a state jail felony for delivery of marijuana.

(13:38):
Following up on a tip from a resident about posts
they saw on Facebook, officers found eggs in Morris, Frank
Winston and Grace Dunn Richardson Parks and one behind the
Motel six. They'll leave the light on for you for moment.
The suspect posted four photos on Facebook showing each location

(13:58):
as hints to locate the eggs. He also posted a
photo of five plastic eggs in the seat of a vehicle.
Popo found four eggs and believed he had not placed
the fifth. However, the fifth egg was found by a
man and his granddaughter at Winston Park the following day
and brought to the pop Post station. The deliveries total
more than a quarter of an ounce of marijuana. After

(14:21):
a deeper search of the suspect's Facebook page, officers were
able to positively identify Nicholson as the Facebook page owner.
They also found statements referencing selling narcotics on multiple occasions,
and in the post, he stated whoever shopped with him
the day of the scavenger hunt would get hints to
the locations of the eggs. Okay, so he's priming to

(14:42):
pump here a little you free giveaway to get people
to follow his I like it. It's very clever, very entrepreneurial.
Comedian Dave Attel says, if you've never seen a pothead
getting arrested. It's a sad affair.

Speaker 10 (14:57):
We need to legalize stuff here at the pots of illegal.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I think everybody in this round twelve pot.

Speaker 10 (15:04):
Are you a pot guy or now no exactly, You're
like at that age where like, if I can't afford coke,
I'll do nothing. Haught to be legal. Have you ever
seen a pote get arrested. It's a sad arrest. Okay,
they handcuff him. He has no idea what's going on.
He thinks he's being shown a magic drink.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
He has nothing, no idea. What are the cops so
afraid of?

Speaker 10 (15:27):
The guy is smoking pot? A silly, harmless drug. It's
a vitamin in Baltimore.

Speaker 14 (15:32):
I don't even know.

Speaker 10 (15:34):
Oh, watch out, he's smoking pot. He might have a
long story, but no ending on him.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
This does a pot of If you're not up to
date on your slang names for marijuana, the DEA has
released a list.

Speaker 15 (15:54):
And now the DEA presents different slang terms for marijuana.
This information is from a real government recently distributed by
the federal government.

Speaker 16 (16:03):
Animal Cookies, Daddy, Acapulco, gold, Molta, mostaza, Dolito, Muggy, Barbara
Jean Almahatta, gangst Mowing, Milan, bail Ashes, Games, Oh Boy, Barretta, Angola,
got bo O g Big Pillows, Blue dree Ganjat, Pretendo
and Mary, Canadian Black Ring, Goddess, Drosky Obo Bush, Jeane Puff,

(16:25):
Dry High Blueberry, Roastsa Maria, Purple Haeg Canadian Blaba, sure Khita,
Santa Shoes, Domestic alf.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Alfa, Jamaican Red, Indo Garden, Baby, Indian Hay.

Speaker 16 (16:36):
Black Gas, All Stars, Arizona, Gloria, Mother.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Chronic and Riches, Panama, cot Crazy Weed, green Paint, Northern Lights,
Cola pass, Redhair, Dona, Juana, Britos.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Verdes, Hawaiian bush, hass.

Speaker 16 (16:52):
Red crossed, crying Weed, Red dirt, Hey, Broccoley Cookie, Rasta Weed,
Harry wand.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Colorado cock a Rainy Day Woman. And since we're on
the subject, because we have a lot of pothead listeners,
if you're not sure, well not even probably got more

(17:20):
gummy listeners. Now a lot of folks are doing the
gummy thing. If you're not sure what to do, if
you're pulled over with weed in the car, these two
attorneys wrote this song for you, no kids, if you're
in possession of less than two ounces of marijuana in
the state of Texas. That is a class being misdemeanor
unless you make the really stupid decision to try to
either alter, destroy, or conceal your weed while you're standing

(17:41):
next to a police officer. Don't do that, and it
becomes the third degree felony of tampering with evidence. We
wrote a song to help you remember this. Don't eat
your weed.

Speaker 13 (17:51):
Down the roads.

Speaker 10 (17:52):
You're driving pretty slow because you've got some Marilana on you.

Speaker 11 (17:59):
You real pod.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
It's not a whold bob, just out some baby to
out old.

Speaker 11 (18:08):
Boos flashing in.

Speaker 13 (18:11):
The end people to the show. No, please, don't keep
your weed. It's suddenly a class.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Missed me. You get a little mannequin man and you
start to panic because you've.

Speaker 13 (18:39):
Never been in trouble before.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
As the officer approaches, you try.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
To beat your roaches and you throw your weed out
the door.

Speaker 17 (18:49):
Oh no, off seas, that's what he's trained to. Now
you're in trouble. No, please don't beat you. We don't

(19:10):
Somely a class.

Speaker 13 (19:14):
Missed me. Nern't turn a class speed to me by
tempering hants.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
As to destroy.

Speaker 9 (19:48):
Or sad.

Speaker 13 (19:54):
Tempering bends doesn't make any sense that it caused fin
with you.

Speaker 11 (20:01):
Here's a kind of probation called the third of judication,
and there's.

Speaker 13 (20:05):
Lots of other ways to weed.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
It's just a miss to me. You can hire a queen.

Speaker 13 (20:16):
You please don't be you. It's only class.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Miss to me.

Speaker 10 (20:35):
No kid, you all admired the champion marble shooting, the
fastest runner, big League ball players, the Tuckert.

Speaker 14 (20:45):
Them, Michael Barry American Winner.

Speaker 18 (20:50):
I'm taking you took with listeners in glad to be
September or October. We do these listener events, third time
we've done. We do pasting in the summer. We're in
Palm Beach and get him in the spring. This one
we're going to do in the fall. And I expect
to visit with President Trump while I'm there, and I
am going to tell him. You know, he has asked

(21:13):
that Fort Knox be opened up and let's see what's
in there. And it is my intention to tell him
that I suspect that it's in a bank in the
middle of Beverly Hills.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
I don't know how he'll take that, but that's what
I'm going to tell him. Larry Gatlin born on this
day seventy seven years ago, gospel country singer songwriter went
to the University of Houston. It's a wide receiver, believe
or not, because he's not very tall if you see him,
but he was kind of built on the on the
West Welker model, little fellow, but he did score a

(21:49):
touchdown as a wide receiver in a game that the
University of Houston scored over one hundred points in Believe
it or not, Yep, I'm going to ask you a
trivia question. I like trivia questions, and you're going to
answer out loud, so the people in your truck if
you get it right, if you get it right, the
people in your truck will be able to know, oh,

(22:11):
Dad got the answer right. In nineteen forty three, this
song was banned as what hadd it was a marching
song or training American airmen, not Seemen airmen. This song

(22:33):
was banned because it was determined to be too lusty. Now,
mind you, we're in the middle of a world war
and they're training the airmen to march to the cadence
of this song, and this song provides the cadence. And
they decided that this song was too lusty, so it

(22:56):
was prohibited to be played. All right, I'll give you
another hint if you don't. If you haven't guessed it already,
it is a polka style of music in which it
is performed. Is a polka from nineteen twenty seven, so
it was sixteen years old at that time. It was
composed by a Czech musician by the name of Yaramir Djavoda.

(23:21):
Lyrics would be added seven years later, and it would
gain worldwide popularity during World War Two as a drinking song.
In check. The name of the song was Skoda Laski.
If I'm pronouncing that correctly, it would also be known

(23:45):
as Rosa mooned. It was also known as the beer
Beer barrel Polka and the barrel Polka. But you know
it best as roll out the barrel, mister president. We're
gonna have her change the training march for the airmen.

(24:06):
They're like bucks in rut. They're out of control. They've
become too lusty. Which one do y'all use again? Roll
out the barrel, mister president. Oh yeah, that'll do it.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
When sometimes when when Eleanor is feeling a little frisky
and I here roll out the barrel, I'll think I
guess that's my theme song. And I'll roll on in
the living room and I know she's got her stockings on.

Speaker 12 (24:45):
She'll put this on and the old gramophone hums. But
it ain't the only thing that does puts your paint
knickers on. And I'll tell you what it it takes
me back. It does.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
It takes me back. I'm not sure if I pointed
it out earlier, but a few days ago, Tilban Fertida,
Houston's own confirmed as a US ambassador to Italy and
San Marino in an eighty three fourteen vote. He is

(25:23):
expected to step down. In a letter to the US
Office of Government Ethics, he said that if confirmed, he
would resign as CEO of Landry's. Landry's a pretty far
flown enterprise, as you probably know, which is over six
hundred dining, gaming and entertainment locations. He's also expected to

(25:44):
step down as chairman of the University of Houston System
Board of Regents, where he has made a big difference
for that school. It's amazing what he has done for
that school. He will, however, retain his role as owner
of the Houston Rockets. I will tell you that his
Patrick is is uh is more hands on than he is,

(26:06):
something that he has encouraged and kind of raised him
up in that business. And uh a fellow named Roel.
I think it's Roel who's kind of there, you know,
hired gun guy they trust basketball guru. But this is good,
This is good for Houston. I'm happy for him. I'm

(26:27):
happy his father Vic and his mother joy uh a
joy or Joyce. I'm losing my memory, Ramon, it's joy.
I'm happy that his family is getting to see this.
His father is is older. I mean, it's just you know,

(26:49):
they are of Italian descent. This is a really really
big deal and it's an interesting time with this cute
little prime minister in Italy who broke with Europe and
over to cut her own deal with Trump on trade.
That makes this for Tita deal very very smart, I mean,
very very timely. And for Tita is not just some

(27:11):
guy that's a socialite. He's going to go there with
an agenda. His mind is a steel trap, and he
is ambitious. He's gonna want he's going to want to
increase trade. He's going to want to make a difference.
He's going to want to be someone who will have
served and you would look back. You know, when he

(27:31):
went on the board of the University of Houston, he
didn't go on to go to receptions. He took over.
I mean he took over and went to town, got
a new basketball arena built, he started raising money a
medical center. I mean, University of Houston is the better
before my UH undergraduate degree is worth more because of

(27:53):
his service than it would be if he hadn't. And
that's a fact. There's no doubt in my mind. The
institution is better today. You need a good urban UH
university in the city of Houston, and we got it.
We've got it. Rice is a different deal. It's a
it's a it's a small private school. You need a
good urban university that people can can have a job

(28:15):
by day, they can work with and and and I'm
very grateful for that. Tilban is also a sponsor of
our show, which we are grateful and uh, I think
he's done a lot for the city.

Speaker 14 (28:27):
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