PM Show Hr 2 | Food Stamps are Keeping People Dependent on the Government

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's that time. Time, time, time, luck and load. The
Michael Very Show is on the air.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Lets get out of here out Janda, Canada won't be
there before these so that you know.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
What to hit on.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
The Fox News Decision desk can now officially project that Donald.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Trump will become the forty seventh president of the United States.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
You guys know that my husband turned republic in this term.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I don't know why I threw his ass out of
the house. I think I'm gonna sleep with his friends.
I think that's the only way FORB movement starting.

Speaker 6 (00:41):
We're not going to die her hair anymore. We're not
going to do makeup, We're not going to use filters.
We're not gonna go get the skin stuff. We're not
gonna dress up and look nice. Why so that they
can come and act like they own us because we
look like this absolutely not know y'all. The FORB movement
means like we're gonna be comfy in our own skin,

(01:01):
and everyone over here is like, yeah, good strapped, get ready,
get prepared. But you know what, It's fine, let's go
bring it on. You want to fight, I'm ready to fight.

Speaker 7 (01:10):
There is a highly trained professional assassin out there right now,
and you have one job.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'm a firm believer in karma as well as three
times a time I'm saying, I knows that someone in
the White House has better take their saw right now
and better not miss My doors are open for you
and for me a safe house. I would purchase the clock.

Speaker 8 (01:31):
And if you and I are walking on the same
street and it's dark out and you're a white male,
you have to be white for this to count. Okay,
even if you don't approach me, I will shoot you.

Speaker 9 (01:41):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Just so we're clear. Okay, little white boys.

Speaker 8 (01:46):
And more of your little white boys, I am delete
my video.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I would never do such a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
What I say, I mean unlike most of your friends.

Speaker 8 (01:55):
Okay, if your feelings are hurt and you're triggered, it
means you're going to hell.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's what it means.

Speaker 8 (02:01):
So I don't really care how you feel, and I
never will.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Okay, So since Trump won the election, we're cooked up.

Speaker 10 (02:20):
I'm gonna be leaving the US and I'm gonna be
moving to Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
So we'll see how it goes, and I'll update you guys.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Now that we're all saying what we're thinking.

Speaker 11 (02:28):
I'm gonna go ahead and say that I think if
you voted for Donald Trump, you're ugly. I think you're
all freaking ugly, and I think you're dumb as bricks.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I also not only.

Speaker 11 (02:36):
Won't care when all the bad stuff that's gonna happen
happens to you, I actually want it to happen to you.
I want your taxes to go up. I want things
to be more expensive for you. I want you to
have a complicated pregnancy. I want all that bad stuff
to happen to you, because that's what you deserve. Also, like,
the only silver lining is it's actually gonna suck for
all you Trump voters way more than it's gonna suck
for us Blue voters, because we actually have educations and

(02:57):
good jobs. Y'all are broke as So it's really gonna
suck for you. When he raises your dogses Auton, is
this cutting off hair, I'm gonna have to cut it short.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Being skinny, being hot, in all the.

Speaker 8 (03:10):
Things that the patriarchy wants us to be, because clearly
they don't give it about us.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
They're cutting it off because you.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
That's why I think I'm crazy, too, crazy just like
all the women before me who are crazy, so crazy,
I will not be giving my money to the beauty
industry anymore.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Can I get the intro to these Signs and Wonders
segment that we do on occasion? This one is going
to fit into it? And yeah, yeah, this one will
fit right into.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Its tall damn money and money and the drugs.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
It's just damp beyond protect.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
What's it mean? What's it leading to?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
If you had told me twenty years ago, I'd see
children walking the streets of arctisas.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Towns green Horn with the bones in.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Their noses, and I just fled out with the bleak
signs and wonders that I think once you quit here
in sir and ma'am, that's just them to follow.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh, it's the it's the dismal pad.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
It is not the one that the one thin.

Speaker 12 (04:18):
Signs signs and wonders.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
It's the wondrous signs and wonders.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Remember yesterday we played you the story of the coach
at Grambling whose players had gotten into a brawl on
the field, and at the press conference afterwards, he was unrepentant.
He said, no, no, if you disrespect us We're going
to disrespect you like any crip or Blood or any

(04:55):
other gang banger would say. Conflict resolute in America's inner
city is a major part of the premature death of
young black men. The lack of conflict resolution tools. It's

(05:16):
like a dog park where you've got dogs attacking to
each other randomly, and you just kind of yank your
dog back and go, what are you doing? Stop it.
It's almost like they can't help themselves, and this has
become a cultural phenomenon that is widespread. A Florida high
school sophomore shoots and kills a classmate for the horrible

(05:39):
crime of bumping into him by the way Jay Z
did the same thing at a bar in the hallway
at school and refusing to apologize the sophomore suspect. The
shooter was already on pre trial release for grand theft
auto and has at least thirty nine separate incidents of discipline,

(06:01):
including at least seventeen for physical alterations. It is almost
as if this person is a rabid dog, just going
from fight to fight to fight to fight. The story
from w EES sorry w sh TV in Orlando, Florida.

Speaker 13 (06:19):
This is fifteen year old Jacory Redding, who's now charged
as an adult with manslaughter. The shooting happened October ninth
at a park near Oakridge High. Investigators say it all
started during school when Redding and the sixteen year old victim,
Penny and Dalmacy, bumped his shoulders, then argued and agreed
to fight after school. But during that fight, Redding allegedly

(06:39):
pulled out a gun shot and killed Dalamacy. Prosecutors are
asking the judge to keep him in jail until he
goes on trial, and that hearing was set for today,
but it was delayed because Redding's new lawyer eats more.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Time that's ready hear and I believe the fast knee
dishal town to prepare for this hearing, as you know,
it's just recently retained, I guess today, but.

Speaker 13 (07:00):
We did get a look at some of the evidence.
Prosecutors have in emotion, they say that Redding quote possessed
the firearm an entire day while at school prior to
this incident. They also said detectives looked through his cell
phone and found a text threat where Redding said and
slang words that he was going to let someone think
they were going to fight.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
And then quote pop them. They say he was already
on pre trial release for.

Speaker 13 (07:21):
Grand theft auto and they note that during his time
in Orange County Public schools, he's faced disciplined thirty nine times,
including seventeen for physical altercations, including.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Battery and fighting.

Speaker 13 (07:34):
Despite that history, reading was still at oak Bridge High
the day at killing happened. Investigators do write that Redding
claimed he was defending himself.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
That hearing on whether to keep him in.

Speaker 13 (07:44):
Jail is now set for next Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Of the World as we know the Michael Ry Show.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
The world.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Thoughts were getting so bad for the food stamp layabouts.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I mean it was bad.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
They might have to dip into the part of their
budget that goes for eyelashes and braids and nails and
toe nails and everything else. I mean, can you imagine
if they actually had to pay for their own food.
Ashley Allison of CNN will tell you all about it.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Massive impact.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
I went and got my eyebrows done the other day,
and my eyebrow technician was like, they're gonna fire two
technicians from here because all of our clients don't have
money to come.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
They're gonna fire eyebrow technicians what will we do? Wait,
hold on a moment, let me unpack that you were
getting your eyebrows done. And because food stamps are being

(09:02):
cut off, people don't have money to go get their
eyebrows done. But wait, are you saying that the money
with which they've been getting their eyebrows done, they would
now have to spend that on food. So if you
have money to get your eyebrows done, you had money

(09:26):
for food. Everybody else shouldn't be buying your food. That's
the problem. This is a broken culture. See. I was
getting my eyebrows dead, and the eyebrow technician, she was like, girl,
you don't e'n know. No, no, I told her, and

(09:50):
she didn't listen because you got to save some of
your money. But here is the problem. Most of the
pe people coming in here getting they eyebrows did, they
own a snap. And if they don't have the snap,
what they gonna do? So they're not gonna be able
to get their eyebrows did. And if they can't get

(10:12):
their eyebrows did, Apparently this is supposed to be how
system works. Apparently if we don't have no business, people
gonna get laid off. Oh my god, what are we
gonna do. We have got to get the food stamps
going again so the eyebrow technicians can keep their jobs.
That's what we're dealing with, folks. You're Democrat friends who

(10:32):
tell you how horrible you are, how mean you are,
how terrible Trump is, old Trump is, or what Trumpe's.
They're voting with that. They're voting with that. I don't
care how smart you think you are, how many degrees
you have, how clever you think you are, how sophisticated
you are. You're voting with that right there. You're in

(10:53):
the same. If we separate red over here, blue over here,
you're over there with that. Azora CEO James Fishback was
on CNN with Abby Phillips when he told the panel
that the number of Americans on food stamps has more
than doubled in the past twenty five years. What are

(11:13):
we doing, folks?

Speaker 7 (11:15):
And the administration saying we'll figure out funding for all
these other priorities, but on food stamps, they are absolutely
refusing to find nine billion dollars, which is a relatively
small amount of money in the scope of the budget
to fund it. I think both things can be true
at the same time, and I wonder if you think
that this is a mistake to fight over this one

(11:36):
issue on food stamps.

Speaker 14 (11:37):
Well, Abby, I think it's a mistake to sit here
and say that the foodstamp program makes Americans better off.
In two thousand, there were only seventeen million Americans on foodstamps.
Today there are forty two million of them. Full million
of whom are refugees. Are migrants in this country. They
have TPS or refugee status, doesn't matter. I don't think
it's a good measure of the economy that more and
more Americans rely on the government. What I think President

(11:59):
Trump wants to do is build an economy where everyone
can earn a dignified market wage, they don't have to
rely on the government to feed their family.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Two and a half times as many people on food
stamps as we had before. The goal, as President Trump
has made clear, is a temporary program and then to
get off of it when you're staying on it for generations.
These are the animals you don't feed on the safari
because they'll stop being able to take care of themselves.
That's where we are with all of this. Treasury Secretary

(12:29):
Scott Bessant was on ABC this week with George Stephanopolis
when he pointed out how Democrats love to give their
bills are welly in names like you know, the Affordable
Care Act.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
President has also come forward with the new proposal overnight
saying it's time instead to do away with Obamacare Instaid
to have the money go directly to the people. Do
you have a formal proposal to do that.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
We don't have a formal proposal. But you know, what
I have.

Speaker 12 (12:54):
Noticed over time is that the Democrats give all these
bilitsy or welly in names the Affordable Care the Inflation
Reduction Act, and.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
We end up with just the opposite.

Speaker 12 (13:05):
The Affordable Care Act has become unaffordable, and the Inflation
Reduction Act set off the greatest inflation in fifty years.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Well, I'm a little confused because the President posting about
that overnight and into this morning. But you're not proposing
that to the Senate right now.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
We're not proposing it to the Senate right now.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
No, then, why is the President posting about it?

Speaker 3 (13:28):
George?

Speaker 12 (13:29):
The President's posting about it. But again, we have got
to get the government reopened before we do this. We
are not going to negotiate with the Democrats until they
reopened the government.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
And George Stephanopolis, who was Bill Clinton's step and fetch it,
has kind of changed his stance on government shutdowns. And
Scott Bessen, who's way too smart for these folks, brought receipts.

Speaker 12 (13:54):
Look, you were involved in a lot of these in
the nineties, and you basically all the Republicans terrorist and
you know you said that it is not the responsible
party that keeps the government closed. And so what we
need is five brave moderate Democratic senators to cross the aisle,
because right now it is fifty two to three.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Fifty two to three.

Speaker 12 (14:18):
Five Democrats can cross the aisle and reopen the government.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
That's the best way to do it.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
George, I can disagree with you about the history there,
but we don't know about the history lesson.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Right, let's talk.

Speaker 12 (14:29):
About George, George, let's talk about what's happening. I asked
all your quotes here, I've got all your and I'm
sure you do, AND's.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Talking about the situation right your book.

Speaker 12 (14:41):
So you got one one purchase on Amazon this week,
and that's very much what you said.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Unbelievable, just unbelievable. This audio isn't about the shut down.
But Scott Bessont was on the Morning Joe Show with
Jonathan Lamire and he thought he had him backed into
a corner with a gotcha, and he realized he didn't
know what he was talking about.

Speaker 10 (15:01):
I made this discussion of costs and prices and affordability.
How does a twenty billion dollar bailout of Argentina help Americans?

Speaker 1 (15:10):
You're the President's point person on that.

Speaker 10 (15:13):
Can you explain to those here who are feeling the pinch,
including America's farmers, why the United States is helping out Argentina?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Well? Can you do you know what a swap line is?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
The currency swap?

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yes? Yes, but what what is that?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
You're the Treasury secretary?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yes, but why would you call it a bailout?

Speaker 12 (15:29):
That is how in most bailouts you don't make money.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
The US government made money.

Speaker 12 (15:34):
We used our financial We use our financial balance sheet
to stabilize the government.

Speaker 15 (15:46):
One thing I know growing up when I did where
I did is the blacks whites Hispanics.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
To a great pride in keeping a clean house. And
it was usually a woman who did it. And we
didn't have anybody who had a maid. But when you
went to a hotel or motel.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
We'd go to the holiday ends.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Still the towels. You had respect for the people who
cleaned your room, because the art of cleaning a room.
There was a great dignity in our home for that,
because my mother did it. And we might not have
had anything, but by golly, she kept a clean house.
And that was the worst insult you would give if
somebody in your family married somebody. Oh she didn't keep
a clean house. Keeping a clean house, cleaning the art

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of cleaning, Oh, it's absolutely noble. And I still feel
that way to this day. True story. According to a
release by MGM Resorts, hospitality workers from across the Vegas
area gathered to showcase their skills in a series of challenges.
A total of nine teams competed in a vacuum race,

(16:58):
where a housekeepers rode back to clear the track in
record time. They also demonstrated their efficiency and teamwork in
a mop relay, bedmaking competition, and tucking sheets relay. Las Vegas.
Las Vegas hospitality workers competing in the thirty fifth Annual
Housekeeping Olympics where they do all of these cool things.
Inside edition with the story.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
On your mark, Get Set Clean. It's the Housekeeping Olympics.
Teams from the most popular hotels in Las Vegas battle
it out in the annual event. Bedmaking is a favorite.
These ladies and gentlemen can make a bed in near seconds.
The team from Resorts World took the top prize. These

(17:41):
guys are trying to clean up in the mopping obstacle course,
and look at the competition for vacuuming skills. Hey, you
missed a spot, And what the heck is going on here?
Why it's the.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Buffer pad toss.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Of course, those pads are used to shine up the
miles of marble flooring all over Sin City. Someone added
the music from Chariots of Fire to this highlight reel.
Perfect team snag trophies and gold medals, but mostly it's
about bragging rates for the hardest working folks in Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
I love this and I love the MLK street sweeper
swee speech. I love the idea of whatever it is
you do with your time, maybe you're better than this
and you want bigger things somewhere down the road, or
maybe this isn't the most glamorous, but the concept of

(18:43):
saying where I am in my little corner of the world,
right here, I'm going to be the best I can
be at what I do.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I love that what I'm saying to you this morning,
my friend, even if it falls your luck to be
street sweep, on out in sweet streets like Michael Angelo
painted peak pictures sweet streets like handle and they too,
then composed music streets like Shakespeare road portray all right,

(19:17):
sweet streets so well that all the hosts of Heaven
and Earth will have to pause and say, here lived
the great street sweeper who swept his job well. If
you can't be a pine on the top of a hill,
be a scrub and the valley, but be the best
little scrub on the side of the reel. Be a bush.
If you can't be a tree, if you can't be
a highway, just be a trail. If you can't be

(19:40):
the sun, be a star. It isn't by size that
you win or you fail. Be the best of whatever
you are. And when you do this, when you do this,
you've mastered the length of life.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
We were debating internally as a team which TV housekeeper
would win the gold medal at the Vegas Housekeeping Olympics.
The first that came to mind was Alice from the
Brady bunch. She kept that house immaculate, she cooked all
the meals, and yet she still had time for Sam
to butcher.

Speaker 16 (20:13):
What do you mean an ulterior motives, Sally, I don't
have ulterior motives much. For as long as I know
you're going bowling on Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
That answers my question.

Speaker 16 (20:24):
Fine, well, that does it.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
That's what else I've called every girl.

Speaker 16 (20:29):
I know that Sam knows mister Brady, and not one
of them will admit that he's taking her to the
meat cutter's ball and.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
He's going to stay.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Sam stay.

Speaker 16 (20:41):
The only time he's heard that word is when somebody
brought a dead deer to the butcher's shop. He's taking
somebody I know it. Oh well, what difference did it make? Anyway,
dances tomorrow night, twenty four hours from now, Sam will
be on the dance floor. Another twinkling lights filin signed air.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Heeddy was perfumed.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Kill thee.

Speaker 16 (21:12):
Starming around the flora like all the other butchers.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
George Jefferson always choked that Florence didn't do anything, but
that deluxe apartment in the sky was always well kept.
If Florence wasn't doing a good job, why didn't George
fire her? Or why did he fire her only to
rehire her every time with a raise? Florence, I've arranged everything.
You can start working for the Willises tonight if you want.

Speaker 14 (21:37):
No.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
She can't George.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
You can't stop Tom and Helen from hiring whoever they want.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
I can. If I want the same person, we're hind
Flores Bethy Year.

Speaker 9 (21:46):
Not for the same money.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
You ain't out of it.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
I want me across a living rais.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
You got what's going on here?

Speaker 7 (21:57):
We got us a maid, weezy, we got us a maid,
got us the nosiest maiden.

Speaker 9 (22:06):
Let me tell you a thing or two.

Speaker 7 (22:10):
Now you got yourself for me?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
But I ain't that kind of mate.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
I think a lot of people think of miss Garrett
as running an all girls' school, but some of us
remember as the Drummond's housekeeper on different strokes.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
I love that show.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Not only did she clean the penthouse and cook the meals,
but she had to keep an eye on the ever
mischievous army.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
What are you doing, Arnold bomb?

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Nothing? And what are you planning?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
I'm doing with that nothing? So I'll rephrase the question,
why are you making that nothing into a water? Bomb,
water bomb, water bomb.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Oh, I just ain't no bomb, misus Garrett. I'm gonna
put I'm gonna put.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
My fish Abraham in this well in Peenie's bowl. Ah,
I see you expect me to believe that.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
You guess I'm against green Goldfish.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Arnold, Arnold, Arnold. You may be a size eight, but
when it comes to trouble, you're a forty two long.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
All right, you empty that bag this minute.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Or I'll have to tell mister Drummond.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
God.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
All right, my head to the keeper the starf.

Speaker 12 (23:28):
In the.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
This has been my stack of stories. You know we
got earlier in my career. If we didn't get to something, well,
we didn't have the whole team to produce back in
those days, so it wasn't that often that we didn't
get to everything we had. I might walk into the
show with three stories. But if there ever was a

(23:54):
day that I had more than we got to, I
feel like well, because I thought I had to do
was in the news that day, and then I decided
so many times I would have to come in and
correct what I said yesterday because the primary news had
had reported incorrectly. What was the point of trying to
be the first on the scene, to be the first

(24:15):
to say something about something, because the news you got
was often terribly wrong. So I just decided I'd rather
be able to wait. Our listeners will learn if you
want breaking news, go somewhere else, and you'll know that
often that's going to be that's not going to be accurate,
because you're only as good as whoever first reports on

(24:36):
something because you weren't there. So in time, as I
started studying stand up comedians and only a few folks
in radio, and that was really Rush, because I thought
he was the master at it, I noticed that there
would be a story that was two weeks old, and
he would he would say, in my stack here, and
he would pull from his stack of story that he'd

(24:56):
been meaning to get to but hadn't. So in that vein,
in tribute to the great Rush Limbaugh, we pull this
story that you already know about for sure. A truck
carrying quote aggressive research monkeys potentially infected with hepatitis, c
herpes and COVID crashes potentially infected with hepatitis, c herpes,

(25:21):
and COVID crashes in Mississippi, resulting in six of them escaping.
Can you imagine they've been injected with all this crap
they know and that thing you ain't keeping. They're tearing
ass out of there. We're getting out of here. That's

(25:42):
like a lobster when the Titanic goes down. Five of
the six were euthanized, while one remains on the loose.
Julian University claimed in a statement that the monkeys quote
are not infectious, as initially said. Oh really, that's like
a bad movie, isn't it. What are we getting to

(26:02):
call in the show? What are we going to do here?
Media's reporting they're infectious. We'll just saying they're not infectious.
Here's the story from ABC.

Speaker 9 (26:09):
News tonight, the urgent search for dangerous research monkeys that
escaped from the wreckage of a crash on a Mississippi highway.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
We got.

Speaker 9 (26:21):
Video showing several monkeys crawling in the grass. Heavily armed
officers responding to the scene. Authority say a truck carrying
nearly two dozen reciss monkeys from Two Lane University overturned
on Interstate fifty nine in Jasper County.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Here's one of the monkeys right here. There's one sitting
right there.

Speaker 9 (26:38):
At least six monkeys escaping officials, warning they might be
aggressive towards people and were potentially infected with hepatitis, ce
hopies and COVID.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
The we got the neutral ast something right here, and.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
Late today police confirming all but one of the escaped
monkeys had been euthanized for public safety reasons, adding they're
still actively searching for that one monkey still on the loop.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Ramon, you think this monkey is a coon hunter?

Speaker 17 (27:07):
When I was growing up, word got out that the
best coon hunter in the world was a fellow that
lived at East McComb, Mississippi.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
And we don't send him word by.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
The mail rider.

Speaker 17 (27:18):
There ain't no coon dog in the world good as highball.
Don't you ever say or tell nobody that the is.
We don't believe it none. Well, we got us up
a little contest. They said, Yeah, this fellaw will catch
more coons on a night's hunting, y'all will Well, he
comes driving up in his pickup truck to East Folk School.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
That's where we met.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Fellow.

Speaker 17 (27:40):
Let the end gate down on one of them pickups
and that was a cage, and setting up in the
back of that pickup was a big brown monkey.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Marcel said, well, look, don't let.

Speaker 17 (27:51):
That thing out that he looks Ah said, keep him
in there, said, he looks too much like folks to
be getting out of that.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
You leave him up in that pick truck. Fellow said,
y'all understand, I use a dog with the monkey.

Speaker 17 (28:08):
I just want one good tree dog, and I'll show
you how to catch more raccoons and hyde you expensive
and I.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Make a good living with that monkey.

Speaker 17 (28:15):
Coon hunting, all says, And I ain't taking my dog
with that trashy thing. Clovid said, I'll take Old June
and we'll go. So all of us followed, and Old
June hadn't gone very far and she treed. Now any
coon hunt will know that sometimes a raccoon will get
up in a tree and he'll tap the tree. Go
out on a limb and jump into another tree. Go

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out on a limb and jump into another one and
come down. Will I chall a, Well, that's the art
of being a good coon dog. You circle around, make
for sure he ain't tapped the tree, and he's up
path if.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
You seize that.

Speaker 17 (28:50):
Well, Old June tree to turn that monkey loose. Had
him on a chain and people. He had a flash
light in his left hand and a pistol in his
right hand, and up that tree he went, boogey boogey
boogie right up that tree, went all over the tree,
shining that light, and had that gun looking ever work
out on each.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Limb, shining, shining, shining, And what he did?

Speaker 17 (29:14):
He find the coon and shoot him and.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
The coon falls out.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Well, he hadn't found no coon.

Speaker 17 (29:20):
Down the tree, come thumb, caught that pistol, put it
up to Old June's head, Clovis's dog.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
And said, bloom, just kill it, brave yard dead right there.
Clovi said, man, what the work you mean? That trashy
thing his killed my dog.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
And the fellow?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
What OneD the monkey?

Speaker 17 (29:40):
Said Clovis, They ain't but one thing that monkey hates
worse than a raccoon, and that's a lying coon dog.

Speaker 14 (29:54):
You know.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
It's not until a truck carrying these monkeys turns over
that now we learn a little bit about what they're
up to. By the way, why were they being transported?
Why did you need to transport these monkeys? Did they

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not have enough monkeys in Miami and you had all
of them at Tulane, so you sent them a sour
dough starter kit. What in the hell is going on.
And by the way, why are they infected with COVID?
Why are we still playing COVID games on the species'
closest to humans. You know, if I didn't know any better,

(30:44):
I might be concerned that they were still infecting things
with COVID in twenty twenty five. I still see two
three times a week somebody wearing a mask, and you're
still holding onto the mask. It's twenty twenty five. You've

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got some deep, deep issues if you're still wearing the mask.
When I see somebody like that, I'm just steering as
clear as I can. That's Glenn close and fatal attraction.
That's cuckoo bird. That's nuts, that's no less than sixty cats.
That's cats pissed all over their house. That's hoarding all

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the way up. You can't get in the front door
without without driving through it. I mean, that's crazy, just crazy.
And they're still infecting monkeys with COVID.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
And and gentlemen, hell us has let the ability to
take it and midnight