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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's that time time, time, time, luck and load.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
The Michael darry Show.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Is on the air.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
So Sheila Jasmine Lee Crockett as announced she would run
for the United States Senate on the Democrat side, the
seat occupied by John Cornan on behalf of the Swamp
but he will not win the upcoming primary, despite the

(01:10):
fact that they will burn through one hundred million dollars.
It could have been used to win other races against
actual Democrats. Why is it so important that they pick
their Republican, a Republican who's running third in the polls.
Why is it so important that DC pick a Republican
that is not popular in the state he is supposed
to be representing after twenty years in office. Well you

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know the reason. But on the Democrat side, Jasmine Crockett
has jumped into the race. The media loves this for
the same reason we love it. It's an absolute train wreck.
We love it because this shows what happens in the

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Democrat Party. This is the logical conclusion. You start with
your Bill Clinton's full of emotion, empathy, sweetness, policy solutions,
roll up our sleeves and work hard and solve the problem.
You start there, you end up in gulags under the

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control of Jasmine Crockett. You end up in the worst
possible situation. You end up in a place where your
grandma or grandpa cannot have a funeral when they died
alone in the hospital because you weren't allowed to visit
at the very time they had three for Saint George Floyd.

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This is the logical conclusion. I couldn't be happier because
this forces are the Republicans next November to get out
and vote, because this shows the actual consequences. A Democrat
who can hide what they're really intending to do and
what they're willing to do when pressed by their party

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is dangerous. A Beato O'Rourke or Gavin Newsom who can
smile and oh, we're all just here together. James Tallerico yesterday.
You know, here's this guy, white liberal who was the
toast of the liberal establishment. And then a loud mouth
Cardi b black woman comes sasheting in, just mouthing off,

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spouting off. The crazier the better, and she knows this,
it's not who she was before, but she's figured out
at work, just like AOC did. And they go, oh, well,
this thing fires. Hey, let me try this again. Well,
now they've all abandoned him for her. Welcome to the party,
James Talerico. This is what happens. White liberals are only

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useful for so long because if we're going to scream racism,
vote for the Democrat because everybody else is racist, we'd
rather have a black woman doing it then you right. So,
now Talerico's out there wondering why the entirety of the

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national media is covering her as if she's the only
candidate running. Look at me, I'm over here. Everybody has
a vested interest in Jasmine Crockett. The media loves it
because they love a train wreck, because it's great for ratings.

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The Democrats love it because this is how you get
black voters engaged. This is why they propped up Stacy Adams,
which was no small matter. That's a big girl. That's
why they do these sorts of things because they're looking
at their slate and they're saying, for us to win

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the midterms, we've got to have some polarizing black candidates
who can just screech racism, racism, racism, black girl power.
And if we don't have that, then we may not
be able to turn out the black voters. And that's
what happened in twenty twenty four. People thought Kamala Harris

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could turn out black voters. She couldn't. Blacks didn't like her.
She has a likability problem. Jasmine Crockett when she started
on the scene, will be playing audio of this in
the coming months. She was attempting to speak in an
educated manner because I have a law degree, you see,

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and I am a black woman who is a strong,
smart Black woman who can represent in DC. She got
there and she figured out sassy black CARDI b that's
loud mouth, filthy mouth. That's what people want more of.
And so that's what she morphed into being once that

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persona took hold. This is a woman who proposed more
bills in her first term as congressman than any other congressman.
Now not one of them was passed, but she did
propose more bills. She La Jackson Lee used to do that.
There's a Houston Press story about it. She would just
keep throwing bills out there and then she would send

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out press releases. She's filed more bills than anyone else.
Anybody can file a bill, doesn't mean it's just walking
outside and screaming doesn't mean anybody's actually doing anything about it.
But this will become and I would argue it'll be
good for the Republicans. This will become the media moment

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over the next several months until the March primary, and
you know that the CNN and ms nows and they're
going to get behind this as a historic moment. It's
gonna be a movie blockbuster. Does Shila Jackson Lee wanna
be Cardi b Jasmine Crocket.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
This election season? Texas has a problem. Her name the
jazzy Jasmine Crocket. They call me the hoodrat Congressman from Texas,
But bit it. I'm about to be a hoodrat center
from the hood to the hulls of power. The clean
of Crafts will add her unique flare to the lone
Star State.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
I'll put some hood in your neighborhood, Sugar.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
You see her on the evening news and you mistake
her for an eyewitness to a waffle house brawl. In reality,
she's pulling at one hundred percent among dead people. Democracy's
riding with me today. From the creators of the Leaning
Tower of weav and Revenge of the isle Hog, comes
the Jasmine Crockett Hood to the Hill in theaters this

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election season rated.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Oh no, she did.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I want to go back to one of these women
are chiefs with them? Michael Berry. I think that there
might be.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Said, I got nothing going on down there. Probably on
this day.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
In nineteen sixty five, Ramon A Charlie Brown Christmas made
its debut, airing on CBS in place of the Monsters.
The famous score for a Charlie Brown Christmas, which became
synonymous with the Peanuts, is written by the jazz musician
Vince Guaraldi and performed by his trio. Interesting, it was

(08:55):
on this day that Billy joels we didn't start the
Fire hit number one in America in nineteen eighty nine.
Nineteen eighty nine. I guess that would have been. I
graduated in eighty nine, so that would have been in

(09:16):
the spring of eighty nine. This would have been, so
I would have been off of college. Yea, I remember it,
but I wasn't listening to the radio. Then that's part
of my lost decade that begins, that begins about that time. Indeed,
back to the subject, the whole world is like flies

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on the carcass of the United States. What we have
is so great, so wonderful what we built that the
rest of the world is trying to figure out how
to feed off of it, legally or illegally. China would
collapse without the ability to sell us their cheap crap

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in many other countries as well. That's what the tariffs
have exposed, is that we have the leverage, not them.
That's why the people of the rest of the world
all want to flee every one of their countries and
come here. The online scams or the scams period, the

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stealing of your identity, This is a situation that I
feel like if we can track down Osama bin Laden,
if they can put a pager in the pocket of
the Hezbollah leadership and all at once blow them up,

(10:43):
if we can pinpoint a bomb in Iran to knock
out their centerfuge, we can stop this. And I don't
hear anybody talk about it. You ever think about how
much of your time is spent wasted because people are

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constantly stealing your identity and stealing your money. Well, let's
try going online to one of your accounts right now.
How much stress does that cause? The American people think
about this, Maybe not you, but other people, especially older
people they need to send some money to their grandchild,

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for instance, another one of the big scams. But let's
say they're legitimately sending money for something. So if they
go online to their bank, they have to go in.
They have to have these codes and keys and passwords.
God help you if you've forgotten it. Why do we

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have to have all that? It's not necessary unless you've
got people trying to crack into our accounts. Why should
it be so difficult to get into our accounts because
we first have to make sure that we can prove

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we're not one of those millions of people. Think about that,
Think about how much stress that causes you, about all
the all the time. Let's just take the time first,
and then we'll talk about the money that you spend
because evil people are trying to do you harm. Alarm

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systems are on your vehicles, on your house, locks, alarms, cameras,
monitoring systems, all the things you have to have or
feel like you need to have because there are legitimate
threats from other people. And how about the stress, how

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about the anxiety every time there's a bump in the night,
you've got to worry that somebody breaking in to steal
all your stuff and kill you in the process because
you're inconvenient to what they're trying to carry out. How
about the carjackings? How much money has to be spent

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by cell phone companies and banks to have an officer
sullenly stand in the corner because of all the people
and what they do. Law abiding citizens are spending a
massive amount of their time, energy, mental health, and money

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because of these scavengers, these parasites. And yet when they're caught,
what's done to them, what's actually done to them. We
could shut Nigeria down, and we could make a real
dentt in India, the two countries from which most of
these online frauds. I sometimes just for I'm a vigilantian

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justice kind of guy. I sometimes will go on to
YouTube and there are a few accounts that I follow
who they prank. These people, so when they find out
there's a particular scammer who's active, they go on and
they'll waste hours of the guy's time, making him think

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he's just about to steal their money, but he's not,
and then he threatens them and curses home. And the
number of people who feed off of the American public
living in foreign countries who add no value, do not
engage in a consensual transaction, but survive and thrive off

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stealing them from our people. You know, the reason, one
of the reasons that Visa has grown in popularity and
wealth is that people would rather use a visa than
their own money because if there's fraud, they'll cover it.
Not because they're nice guys. Visa just builds that into

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the business model. They just bake that into the pricing.
A certain amount of money will have to be written
off to fraud. That's the cost of doing business, that's
the cost of being the dealer. That's what they do.
But for the rest of us, I don't know. Maybe
it just feels like the walls are closing in on
me with these people. But it just feels like every

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aspect of my life has now been invaded by these
types of people. And it's the sort of thing that
Americas might could stop. We've got this amazing military equipment
that we can zap you from the air with the drone.
I would like these call centers that are doing this
to be wiped out. I would like to see these

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people destroy and I think we could do it. And
yet nobody talks about you're listening to Michael Very show.
The candidates are constructed in an incubator the way COVID

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was in Wuhan, but some candidates even more so. When
Jasmine Crockett shot onto the scene, she was an outlier.
She was a somewhat smart black woman. Blacks in public
office have created an environment where there's a very low expectation.

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So when someone comes in and can conjugate their b verbs,
everyone is so excited. That's the soft bigotry of low expectations.
So when Jasmine Crockett started, she seemed like a young
woman who didn't want to be like Shila Jackson Lee
or Maxine Waters or aoc or Ilhan for that matter.

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She seemed like somebody who wanted to work within the
system and be well regarded and well respected. But then
she realized, this is very boring. I don't want to
pay my dues and spend my time and end up
one of these backbenchers just hoping to get a better
office and better seat at the table. And how many

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years of doing that. So she started experimenting with Sasy Jessey,
and before you knew it, she was getting more attention
she was more interesting than Sheila Jackson Lee. And if
you're a reporter, her breath doesn't smell as bad. Sheila
Jackson Lee was famous for awful, awful breath. She once

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got in my face to lecture me, and I swear
it was torturous. I didn't mind being lectured. The breath
it was dragon breath from wrong. To this day, I
have passed life aggressions over that. My goodness, my goodness alive.
But here is Rodney Ellis. He is the boss Tweed

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of the Tammany Hall that is Harris County, where Houston
is located. He runs roughshod over this county. He's taken
over the whole county. And so they bring him up
to introduce Jasmine Crockett. And this is the part where
it's all in an incubator. This is where Texans, a
lot of Texans didn't know she's a Texas congressman. She

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had become this national figure, a fool, but a figure.
And here he is defining her as Texas tough, because
Texans like to be tough, even in the Democrat Party.
They like to think of themselves as Texas tough. So
this is very important that they're now positioning her as Texan.
We're claiming her as Texan because you see her on

(19:02):
the national news. How many people even knew she lives
and represents a district in Texas.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
I have watched Jasper Crockett from the moment she went
to the Texas House and I'm one of those people
who told out the love that congresswoman.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Anybody Johnson watch her. She's going someplace.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
If I can borrow a line from chel Lord, Texas.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Is not a rich state.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
It's a bluestate that does not vote. Jasper Crockett is
the most talked about member of the United States Congress,
a house of the Senate. Why are they talking about her?
Because she talks fact. She will expand our face. She's
a great communicator. She has shown that she can raise money.

(19:49):
What does it take for Democrat to women in Texas?

Speaker 3 (19:52):
You gotta be.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Texas tough, and let me tell you about this woman.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
We need Jasper croct.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
In this race because she is Chas.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
It's tough. All the checks is for us to show up,
show out, and.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
She walks to the Senate. We walk in there and
with her godfleiction. Oh that's it, y'all. We ain't no
ways tired. She takes it's tough. Why because when she talked,
they talk, man, we're donet tired of letting them white
people ruin things. It's our turn to ruin things. We

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need a buh woman in the United States. Senter Kamala
walk so we could ruin it is time Jasmine crooking.
So then they brought a rapper out. That's what they
tell me, this is we're about to hear now. His
name is Cameron McLeod and he wrote a little rap

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for Jasmine. This ain't eminem who can do it? You know,
riff off the cuff. He wrote a little rap for
Queen Jasmine, Queen crooked. And he perform it now he
loses his way a little ways, but he finishes to
the track playing in the background. And then he and
Jasmine afterwards recorded it again and they put it up

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on Instagram. And for some reason, you should just want
to go hear it again. But this was at her announcement.
They thought this was real clever.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
It's good.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Its okay. She ain't never scared it.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
She ain't never been who waste willing to go toe
to toe against the president. I can't wrap my head
around someone who hosts Republicans, she advocate for feeding kids.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
They protecting the.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
Most, touching them Trump and baden his own country with
our army.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
What a show.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
We remember Pearl Harper by Ili Gillybarman boat. But y'all
thought we wasn't gonna do nothing, buddy, think again. They
only trying to scare out her running because they think
she'll win. Listen, thought I told y'all wing never scared.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Now look who they'm on the docket.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
Got two words for every races, bigot jasmine crockette races. Yeah,
might be tripping on the history and that's the black
and blue suicide.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
You want to shoes to me.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
I hope my money goes to side. It isn't trying
to say for the abilities. I hope she's stand on business,
haws and toes.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Texas thake.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
Don't need no mold, bad built, bleached grind, push bodies
moving forward.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Don't need no mo bad body, bleached blonde. Leaving aside
the fact the sister girls put on some weight in
the age of ozempic, who does that. She's starting to
look more like old Lizzo than the new one that

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was a racial statement, and there will be lots of
those loaded in there. There will be a lot of
undercurrent language that says black people vote for this girl
because she's black, And there will be a lot of
white liberals who think that is progress, who will join
in with it because they are so afraid of being

(23:04):
called a racist. And nothing shows you're not a racist,
quite like, quite like voting for a black person. Let's
go to clip four sixteen ramon Jasmine Crockett at her
campaign announcement to be the next senator from the state
of Texas. She done with politics as usual. She ain't

(23:24):
fool with all y'all white people traditions and suff She
don't have no time for that.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
Well, I'm done with politics as usual.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Come on, I'm done with.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Going along to get along and it gets us nowhere.
I'm done watching rural hospitals and public schools close their doors.
I'm done watching barans be afraid to send their kids
to school or the movies have flooded our streets from
I'm on with the senators sitting around doing nothing while
Trump takes your heart earned looking, Trump talking money flashes

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Medicare talking breaks, the billionaires.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yes, I'm done, done doll can dream.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
On life support.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Well, Trump tries.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
To pull the plugs.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
The gloves have been off, and now I'm I'm asking
for your support.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yes from the greatest Saint. Yes you tell them, but
the greatest cent. But then when you got elected, you
insulted the people of Texas. And now you you changed
your tune on that. Well, that's all right, you preaching
truth to power. We got us one. Now we got

(24:34):
some representation up in the Senate. We're about to take
this Senate over. Michelle Obama, Kamala Harris, now Jasmine Crockett.
He we ain't playing. We're about to take all this
over from them. Yeah, y'all ain't seen nothing yet. This

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is the Michael Arry Show. The Crockett's not running for
the Senate. She knows she can't win. She's running for
a seat on the view. She's running for a speaking
tour and a book tour, maybe a made for TV movie.
Don't laugh, don't laugh. There is a huge appetite for

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controversy in this country. Would you have thought the Kardashians
would make over a billion dollars? Be surprised? You go
back and look if you had been introduced to NWA
the day they came out before the big time, you
never would have believed you'd be surprised AOC. Remember, AOC

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was part of a social justice democrat group that literally
auditioned people to run for this seat. And once they
chose you, they had built the whole platform. Boom, you're
the candidate. We've got it all packed, it's up ready
to launch. Don't underestimate the power of the machine behind them.

(26:09):
And when you hear things like this, they tried fifty
different ways, but they ain't never tried the JC way.
She's Chasmine Crockett the JC Way. These lines are written
as part of an overall coordinated branding strategy. The JC Way.

(26:33):
Shirts have already probably been printed, and purses and hats.
This is all part of a launch of a brand.
She doesn't have to win this campaign. She still wins.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
Turning Texas blue is what I want to talk to
y'all about today. Now there are those that say, ain't
no way, We didn't tried it fifty kinds of ways.
Let me be clear, y'all ain't never tried at the
JC way. We used to telling us what I can't do.

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But they have no idea what Crockett's crew will do.
So I just want to be clear. Fall l hats
in the back listen up, real loud. We gonna get
this thing done.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
That is all part of a packaged promotion of a
branded product. There is money to be made. You want
to know one of the under one of the other
indicators Stacey Abrams is involved. Stacy Abrams received over a

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billion dollars from the federal government. Stacy Abrams got rich
running for governor and losing in Georgia. This is a business.
There is a lot of money to be made for
the candidate and for the people who build this. This

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is capitalism one oh one. You create a buzz around
the product. This is a social media era invention. The
money to be made is vast. Many people are viewing
this as a can she win or not She's already won.

(28:27):
Money will pour in from people who would love to
see someone stick it to Texas and have a Democrat
senator who's an embarrassment. That would even be better. They
hate Texans, they hate everything we stand for. There's a
lot of white liberals who say I would love for
that clown to be their senator. It would drive them crazy.
Here's the money. What happens to the money? Who cares?

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The good news for Republicans is it won't be spent
on the campaign. The good news for Jasmine Crockett is
the JC way or five ramon Jasmine Crockett talking about
how she wins this race. But I will maintain she
doesn't intend to win this race by being a senator.

(29:12):
That's not the wind. She's already got the win.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
My eyes are fully ahead and fix on the right
horizon ahead of us. I'm running for the seat because
I'm going to be hung up on the brokenness. I'm
not going to be hung up on the brokenness.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Of the past.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
I'm focused on fixing up our future. Many people have asked,
and all of us wonder, can we win this race
in November.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
I'm here to say.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yes, we can.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
See selling hope to poor people and minorities. She ain't
the first or the last. There's a lot of preachers
with private jets whose congregation leaves them what little bit
they have equity in their home and the small estate
that they've managed to get out of being a postal worker.

(30:07):
It adds up. She's playing to the same audience. Is
it cynical. Sure it's cynical. She ain't the first or
the last. The packaging of a product and the emotions
that it elicits from a group of people who feel

(30:28):
like they are outcast to the system and to the society.
But what they don't understand is nobody did that to them,
at least not anybody who's not going to benefit from
them getting out and getting involved. This will be an a.
If you've seen IVIDA. They do a great job of

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packaging this candidate, and they show you her getting the
French clothes and on the Rainbow tour. That's what you're
about to witness. You're gonna watch that before your very eyes.
But don't believe for a moment that she's not going
to ham it up and pretend that this is real serious.

(31:11):
I want you to listen. I want you to listen
to her talk about her district. God, she loves her
district so much.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
She loves these people. She can't help it. She's God.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
She's gonna talk tough, but she just loves her dang district.
She loves her people.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
I'll hit the ground running because I'm already in the
belly of the beast right now. Many people wonder why
I jumped in this race so late, and I just
want to be clear that this was never my attention.
This was never about me. I never put myself into any.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Of the polls.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Listen.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
My question was which congressional seat would I.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Be running for?

Speaker 6 (32:04):
And protections thirty?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah, all right, I love you Texans thirty.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Hold it together, jas, but I know you do you.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
Okay, I'm anish, But the more I saw the poll results,
I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Ignore the trends.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
You always call both as it relates to the primary
as well as the general election. Yes, I could have
played it safe and continued.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Press. Constituents would have me. But I don't choose to
do that.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
No, you don't, because Texas, this moment we're in now.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Is life or death. This your moment, girl, girl, It's
all or nothing. It's now or never.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
We find ourselves at a crossroads.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
We're faced across. I never heard that. That's deep. Believe.
She had to exhale.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
We've got to make sure that they understand that we are.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Not to go back. Make them understand to allow our heart.
You're not going back.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
They're not putting out You.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
Tell them we lose the security here we lose the
rights to vote, have and live freely.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
That's one path. We ain't going to Jim Crow. We
ain't no Jim Crow host. You tell him. Els has,
thank you and good night.