PM Show Hr 2 | The Left is Turing on Chuck Schumer

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's that time time time, time, Luck and load. The
Michael vari Show is on the air.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Break off the attack. The seal is still up.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I got no reading.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Sure, hold up, all crapped. Hold on.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Take a base of food.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
We have any ships.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's like seven, it's a crop.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
They turned our nation's capital into a sanctuary jurisdiction. That's
the other thing. We have to get rid of sanctuary
cities as quickly as possible. We're going to do it too.
We have to because it's sanctuary for criminals, releasing illegal
alien gang members onto the streets. In twenty twenty two,
nearly seventy percent of criminals arrested in Washington went unprosecuted.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
The Kennedy Center announcement, the President Trump announced Sylvester Stallone, Kiit,
Sylvester Stallone, Kiss, George Strait, Gloria Gaynor, and Michael Crawford,
the voice of the Phantom in Phantom of the Opera.

(01:17):
He also was asked a number of questions about other things.
And we've talked about some of those words, but one
of them was the border wall. And I want you
to listen to him talking about the border wall here
and deal making and money expenditure, but just give this
a listen.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Biden sold it for pennies on the dollar, three cents
on the dollar, four cents on the dollar. He sold it,
and I said, these guys really don't want That was
when I first realized when I saw the wall was
big put because we could have finished the rest of
the wall in about four weeks. Anyway, from three to
four weeks. It was all set to go. It was

(01:57):
laying down ready to be put up. The foundations where
and they took over and they said we're going to
sell the wall, and they sold it, as you know,
for pennies on the dollar. Well, Pam Bondi's been working
very hard on suing that company, and I think they
reached the settlement where we're taking the wall back.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
But they stole the wall from us.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
That wall is so expensive to build, and we had it,
as you know, hundreds of miles of it, and they
came along and they basically sold it for scrap.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
So, you know, people engaged in retail commerce, let's say
you're average car salesman, they recognized that there are people
who show up to make a purchase and they know

(02:50):
what the dealer will sell that car for and they
know what the dealer will sell that car for on
this day is at the end of the month, and
they need to sell cars. They know. Maybe they're a
former car salesmen themselves, and they're showing up and they
will tell you directly what they're going to do. This
is what i'll pay for that vehicle. I won't finance
it because you want my finance money, and I'll do this,

(03:12):
and that person will tell you and you're left accepting
the deal. But you know that that was step fourteen
in the process. You were first supposed to pitch this
price and this deal and this finance terms, and that
person cuts to step fourteen. Hey, take it or leave it.

(03:35):
I'll buy the car right now. Well, you're not supposed
to let that car. You let that guy off the
lot without selling a car, so the seller doesn't that
the salesman doesn't want to have to do that, but
he will sell the car at minimal gain, at minimal profit,
minimal terms. This is not how he's going to meet

(03:57):
his sales numbers. He's going to have to end her
to his boss, his boss's boss up the chain for
why he did this, and it's not going to be good,
and the only thing worse in this is to let
the buyer leave. That buyer is a very sophisticated, well
informed buyer who has the mindset and the knowledge to

(04:22):
put into practice his means of conducting commerce. And then
you've got the person who drives up and maybe they
got all the money in the world. They don't care.
They don't want to fool with it, they don't want
to argue over it. Now, the next person that shows
up on the lot, she's really rich, and she don't

(04:45):
have the time or energy to fool with negotiating. She
may not know that you can negotiate, that you can
lower the price the terms, that you don't have to
accept everything. You don't need to get the Scotch guard.
If you don't want to end all the warranties and
all that. She'll just write a check for however much
she's The main thing she wants to do is get
her vehicle and get off the lot. And that guy,

(05:06):
he's going to take it to her pretty good. He's
going to start with number one. He ain't gonna end
up at number fourteen with her. He's he's going to
close the deal under these terms. Car dealer would like
every deal to look like this. That's the old traditional
car dealer model. The government operates as the woman who's
a fat cat who doesn't care what the car costs.

(05:27):
She either doesn't have the knowledge or the energy to
fight for the best deal. Trump represents the guy who
comes in and gets the best deal and goes straight
to number fourteen. There is a very wide gulf in
between there. If you've ever been involved in let's say,
building a building, constructing a building, you know that the

(05:52):
difference between managing the construction manager at risk or whatever
the terms you have with the person who's constructing the building,
there's a big difference between hey, you know, just let
me know when you've done it and send me the bill,
and staying on them all day every day, the cost

(06:13):
of goods, the delays in the process. The reason, one
of many reasons they hate Trump is he's done deals.
He's looked at a piece of dirt and made a
building up here. And I'm going to tell you something.
I'm sure that that Barack Obama, you know, holding protests

(06:37):
where they call the man racist, I'm sure that really
qualified him for the presidency. But we've never had a
president with with entrepreneurial business, finance, marketing, production experience the
way Trump has. He's very on. He's done hospitality, done construction,

(07:04):
He's done pure real estate place the guy brings to normally,
Joe Biden's never done a business deal in his life.
You don't want that guy in charge. And the only
people who don't understand that you don't want that guy
in charge are people who themselves have never been in charge.
That's the problem is that people who've never led a company,

(07:26):
never led a business, don't understand what kind of knowledge
a person has who does lead a business, so they
don't seek those things out. They think what's important is
he's black back me, or it's a girl like me. Well,
what about their inability to accomplish anything? I don't care.

(07:49):
It's all the Saint Trump ain't so smart anything. No,
you you are not. I hate to say it. Some
people are not capable of casting a good vote because
there's stupid to.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Say to the anglobe doing a great job in memorial pastry,
my diversity, you are so bussy and funny.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I got emails yesterday asking me why after the show
I did not play President Trump announcing the other honorees
of the Kennedy Arts Center, because I guess people get
emotionally invested in people. It's crazy, it's absolutely nuts. Uh

(08:37):
really like that's what you got your feelings hurt. But
I do love this crop of folks that that that
the President will be honoring. So I will play it,
but not to appease you. I'm amused that people are upset.
How come you last shown Yeah, yeah, yeah, hez a
great man. And Heyjon Kanes of something and he was

(09:00):
rocky and yeah, calm down. Yeah, people really are funny.
Or maybe I just shouldn't read my emails pry that.
This is five oh six ramon. This was President Trump
talking about Sylvester Stallone.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Next, we look forward to honoring three time Oscar nominee,
Golden Globe Award winner, and Action movie icon and a
friend of mine. He's a very unique man. He's somebody
that did do these things. I said, I wonder if
he'll accept because some people don't.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Really want to be honored, they don't care. But he
was very honored to be honored. I will tell you.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
He's a very special guy, a real talent. Never been
given the credit for the talent. There was nobody else
could have done the roles that he did like he did.
I'm not even close and they've tried and they didn't
work out too well.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
His name is Sylvester Stallone.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
That's a good reveal, got a good got a real
sense of how to do that. It's a quality reveal.
You know that Trump was very involved in the choice
of these folks, because when you listen to him here
talking about Sylvester Stallone, he wasn't involved in the George strait.
You can tell that he doesn't know that much about
George straight and he's taught. But Stallone and he are buddies.

(10:18):
He speaks from the heart here.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
It's very few, almost if any, people that could have
taken a name and made it so incredible, like Rocky Rambo, Creed.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
And others.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
But think of it, Rocky Rambo, if you did one,
you're good. You do two, and I'll never forget. I
was a young guy and I went to see a
thing called Rambo and it had just come out. I
didn't know anything about it, but I was in a
movie theater, like we used to go to movie theaters
a lot, and I said.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
This movie is phenomenal. What the heck, and that turned
out to be a monster. Rocky is Rocky. I mean
the way that happened.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
You know, Sly had no money, nothing, and he went
around and everybody wants to do a boxing movie. It's
the most you know, probably more than any other type
of character. Boxing, boxing, always boxing. It's so great and
there's rarely been anything like this one. John voightd did
a great one, as you know, Champ great. I think

(11:23):
that was right there too.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Good.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
John Voyd's a phenomenal person, phenomenal actor.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
But Sly came in and he had no money.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
He wrote a script along with thousands of other people
writing scripts on a boxer, and for some reason a
studio picked up this and liked it, and Sly had
He's in an old car that he came in from
Brooklyn or someplace in New York, but I think Brooklyn.
He barely made it to California. He was sleeping in

(11:53):
the car. I mean, he had nothing, and he wanted
control over who the actor was going to be because
he said, it can't be successful if you're going to pick.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
A movie actor with a bad build. Okay, a nice face,
but a bad body.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
And he said, I can't have these guys because he's
a tough cookie and he knew exactly what it took.
He knew what a boxer's body was. So they brought
him one and I won't tell you who it was,
but it was a big name. But the chest wasn't
exactly what you need. One shot and your heart would
pop out. That wasn't too good. Then he did another one.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
He was fat and sloppy, but had a good face.
Then he did another one, and another one and another one,
and he turned it down. He wouldn't take one million dollars.
He wouldn't do it.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
And it turned out that when they saw him, they said,
you know, you'd be actually pretty good for this role.
And he had never done this before. I think anything
like it, but think of it. He turned down a
million dollars. He had nothing. He refused to let somebody
else play. He didn't want to play it. He wasn't
originally he did it as a but he ended up
playing it because he couldn't find anybody else that and

(13:04):
fit the role.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
And who knew what would have happened.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
He's become a legend of the silver screen, a true legend,
and he's a great guy.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
It's a little bit tough, a little bit different.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
I will tell you he's a little tough guy, but
he's a phenomenal person with a phenomenal wife and family.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Incredible wife, credible family.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
His films grossing more than seven point five billion, which
is either a record or very close to it. I
can't imagine anybody doing more. If you add up Rambow
and Rocky and these others, I can't imagine anybody doing
much more seven point five billion worldwide over the.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Course of six decades.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
And Sly is a pillar of the really American pop
culture and a Hollywood superstar like few others, and one
of the biggest names on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
In fact, the only one that's a bigger name of
the Hollywood. They say, this guy named Donald Trump. I'm
in the Hollywood Walk of Fame too, if you can

(14:05):
believe that one. But he's amazing, He's really amazing, and
he's actually a great actor.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
He couldn't help himself. He's having too much fun. He's
having too much fun, just enjoying the heck out of it.
He really is. I think it's on Netflix, could be Amazon,
but there's a documentary about Stallone. I think he made
it himself as well, called sly, but it kind of
tells the story of how he wrote movie Rocky and

(14:37):
he couldn't get it made, nobody wanted to fund. It
just goes to show the experts, you know that the
labels don't always know what's going to be a big
hit with music. The movie houses don't always know what's
going to be a big hit with the movie. If
you're a great artist, you just have to have confidence
in yourself and you have to believe in yourself and
make it happen. And he did. It's what he did.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Let me see if I can get this in. In
this segment, President Trump talking about honoring Kiss. These were
the honorees, and I committed that I would read out
his statement because people got their feelings heard, which just
amuses me.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
We'll be honoring one of the greatest rock bands of
all time. Kiss So Kiss was formed in nineteen seventy
three in New York City by founding band members and
incredible people. By the way, Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, Ace Frehley,

(15:36):
and Peter Chris, Kiss became a global phenomenon, sold more
than one hundred million records worldwide and produced thirty gold
albums and lots.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Of other things they produced.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
They made a fortune, and they're great people and they
deserve it, and they work hard, and they're still working hard.
And it's an honor to present Chris Kiss just a.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Little bit funny his parts and overdown he bungled the work.
You know, I do it a hundred times a day anyway. Yeah,
I don't know the impetus behind Kiss getting in that
that group, if that was a big one for him
or not. He didn't seem to be speaking from the
heart with Stallone. He was speaking.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
They are telling what's called onesies, these little things clothing
for a baby. I like good Berry, one of all
these onesies.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
President Trump had a presser to make the announcement of
the Kennedy Center honorees a great honor, and we talked
a lot about the culture wars and that that politics
is downstream from culture. In that statement, which I didn't

(16:50):
get a chance to get to bully, he made the
point that they've ended the woke program at the Kennedy Center,
the programming, and we're restoring the Kennedy Center.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Do you know why Republicans have never done that because
deep down Republicans don't know that they're right. They lack
the confidence to take dramatic action because they're afraid they'll

(17:28):
be questioned. This is why, this is why Republicans can't
do anything with regard to race, because most Republicans, you say, okay,
we gotta end welfare, we can start over. We got
a zero based budget.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
This.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
I think there's a lot of waste in welfare. We
got to stop the welfare and then everyone reapply and
will start over. Oh, you're just being a racist.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Ugh.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
And they fear that maybe they are. And so because
they fear that, they're not confident, they don't take drastic action.
Trump doesn't fear it. That's the beauty he is. As
i've gotten older, this is a term that I consider.

(18:17):
You know, Ron Paul is fearless, ninety years old, fearless. Well,
Donald Trump is fearless. He is not driven by a
fear that he will be criticized, and that makes him
a very very dangerous man. That makes him a very

(18:37):
dangerous man. So when you understand, as Trump's about to say,
this is gonna be five', ten when you understand that he, said,
hey Look we're not gonna do anything liberal at The
Kennedy center. Anymore we're Not we're not gonna do. That
we're not gonna have chows about boys getting their wiener cut.
Off we're not gonna do that. Anymore you, Understand, oh
we need to present that as one of the pandamic

(19:00):
gonna do. It republicans didn't. Stop republicans don't take action
even when they're in power because deep down they're not
sure they're.

Speaker 6 (19:10):
Right, well MAYBE i gotta let the left have our opinion.
Too maybe we ought to let them stand up and,
say the boy wantsogii's win or cut, off his parents
don't get to stop, it and then when he's twenty
five is upset about, it he'll just have to be
upset because we're.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Going, no, no we're not gonna do. That we're not
gonna allow that to be. Done the left is not
it is not fearful of our, Condemnation but our side is.
Fearful our elected officials lack the moral clarity and confidence
to take. Action that's the. Problem that's why we our

(19:53):
side has never gotten anything. Done we win, elections we
have people that are president of, Universities our people are
in positions of. Power our people don't want to do.
Anything our people are Governors Greg abbot's and governor Of.
Texas he's not sure he's. Right that's the. Problem trump

(20:13):
is certain he has the certainty of. Conviction the, left
they have the certainty of. Conviction our side. Doesn't governor
Of texas lacks, certainty, conviction confidence to take. Action you,
know it's very hard to be the decision. Maker heavy

(20:36):
is the head that wears the. Crown it's hard to
be a little league baseball coach because every parent up
there who hadn't come to one practice and has never
played baseball, themselves the moms who've never done anything sports
related to, it ain't that day that Has, well how
about you come out, Here. Tootz you don't know anything about.
Anything you're just barking up there from The Bob buker.

(20:59):
Seats but that's just, it, right the cheap seats. Bark
and so it's very hard when you've never been. Criticized
It's ramone guy's feelings. Hurt the other Day ramone got
his feelings hurt because somebody who we had invited to
be a guest on the show had to cancel the,
interview And ramone was convinced it was because that person

(21:22):
had had determined THAT i was some right wing zealot
nut and it really bothered, him and it made me.
Happy you, know my little buddy was feeling bad for
me because it wasn't about. Him it's about, me and
he was feeling bad for. Me AND i, said, DUDE
i am ever conscious that there are people who hate.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Me all the.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Time people will, say, hey you, KNOW i love, you
and you, know the people at the, office they'll say
what a racist you are or WHAT i, did and
they tell. ME i don't know. WHY i don't know
why they tell me. This to be, HONEST i don't
know why to, me but they do tell. Me and
THEN i, say, well, okay WHAT i guess that's good to.
Know BUT i don't. Care, WELL i, know BUT i

(22:09):
wish they. Would, no you don't. Understand they could just
as easily Declare saturn the greatest planet in the. WORLD
i wouldn't care about that. Either it doesn't affect my life.
Anyway here's what the presidents.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Is in a few short months SINCE i became chairman
of the board The Kennedy, center we have completely reversed
the decline of this cherished national. Institution it was being run.
Down money wasn't being spent. Properly they were building things
they shouldn't have built that nobody, wanted instead of taking

(22:42):
care of the great gem that it. Is you look
at the, marble look at the quality of the, marble
and the things that with a little fix up and
a little, work we can make it. Unbelievable these, columns
when you see them the next, time they'll be.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
MAGNIFICENT i, mean we have some great plans for. This
the bones are so, good good the bones of a.
Building if you don't have the, bones you might as
well forget.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
It i'm working in another BUILDING i think called The White.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
House we're fixing it up so. Beautifully it needed.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
It it's been, many many years since it's been properly
taking care.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Of it's. Incredible one of the great places of the.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
World, MAYBE i mean truly to, me is there anything
else even.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Close but.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
We're doing that and doing some other, things and we're
going to also fix up a place Called, washington D.
C we're going to make it so beautiful. Again we're
going to be redoing the, parks redoing the, grass you,
know grass is a lifetime like people have a, lifetime
and the lifetime of this grass is long been. Gone
when you look at the parks where the grass is.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
All, tired.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Exhausted we're going to redo the grass with the finest.
GRASSES i know a lot about grass BECAUSE i own
a lot of golf, courses and if you don't have good,
grass you're not in business very.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Long Lindsey.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Graham by the, way you have very good poll, Numbers,
LINDSAY i just so.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Congratulations but a few.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Short months AGO i became chairman of The Kennedy center
and we completely reversed. It we reversed what was. Happening
we ended the woke political, programming and we're restoring The
Kennedy center as the premier venue for performing arts anywhere
in the, country anywhere in the. World this has the
potential to be anywhere in the. World we're going to make.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
It something that people can't even.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Believe we have some unbelievable, plans and ultimately it's about
the talent you get. Them you, know you can have
a beautiful you can have a beautiful, building you can
have nice marble, walls you could have nicely done.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Columns AS i was, saying but.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
If you don't have the talent on the, stage and
we're going to get the best, talent and what else do.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
You, Want? Barry what do you?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Want you want to meet The Michael barry.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Just to say the word And i'll throw asshole around,
them plug.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Down interesting times and you know. It the left is
coming After Chuck. Schumer oh. Yeah it's one thing for
politicians to take shots At, schumer but when left wing
late NIGHT tv types do, it you realize there's a

(25:20):
grand plan. Here they're Replacing. Schumer this is his part
that the order has gone. Out this is like a mafia.
Deal he's not a made man. Anymore he's not the.
Inside he doesn't get. Protection it's okay if one of
you other families wants to off. Him he's no longer

(25:41):
under our. Protection HBO's John oliver makes fun Of Chuck
schumer for something he's been doing for. Decades he's been
doing it all these, years but now all of a,
sudden we're making fun of, it we're pointing it, out we're.

(26:02):
Criticizing schumer's days are. Over and this is like in the.
Movies you've watched The mafia. Movies you know when they
put the hit out on, you well, figuratively not. Literally,
presumably The democrats have put the hit out On Chuck.
Schumer he's no longer their. Leader they actually did it
To pelosi as. Well a lot of people don't realize

(26:22):
that they had to Ease pelosi out against her, wishes
that she wasn't going to be coming back into the leadership.
Position it was time to move. On and actually this
is the tumultuous turning over of the. Roster the org

(26:45):
chart of The, democrats and the old white people are
being pushed. Out so you think about. This at the
top of The, democrats you had old white Man, biden
old white Woman, pelosi old white Man. Schumer they're pushing
those folks, out old white Woman. Hillary uh, Huh we're

(27:05):
pushing them. Out we're bringing In, Ilhan we're bringing In Jasmine,
Crockett we're bringing in Uh Kami Mumdani Kami. Mundah by the,
way we're pushing out even young white. People beto, O'Rourke you're.
Done we've Got beto, o'rourt Who's. Muslim, WELL i, mean
you're the poor Man's beto. O'rourt Now we've got an.

(27:26):
Upgrade we've Got Kami. Mumdani he can be everything to. Everybody,
yes this will be so. Exciting Even beto got left.
Behind this Is Chris matthews bye see. YOU i mean
they are pushing him. Out The. JEWS i Think John
stewart's downfall as He's, jewish because they have taken a
definite anti jew, bent which is quite rich to watch

(27:49):
how Many democrats who Are jewish are having to watch
their own party take openly hostile position towards The jews,
now and it's not Just, israel It's jewry, worldwide but
especially in The United. States you saw it on the.
Campuses so now now you've Got American jews who are

(28:13):
lifelong multi Generation, democrats and now they're going well with
a second, here what's going, on by the, way because
they don't they can't Defend, trump so it's creating an odd.
Position Bill, maher for, instance part Of Bill maher's job
is he's got to start it up every. DAY i

(28:35):
don't have to start it up Because i'm. Here i'm
part of your life every day when you get in your,
truck your, van your, car your. Office we've got to set,
time and that's where you. Are you might have been
listening to something else on your same station that you're
listening to right now BEFORE i came, on or maybe
after our, show there's another show you. Like so for

(28:57):
our terrestrial, listeners we've got the benefit of already being.
Here this is what happened To tucker. Crossing tucker struggled at.
First he's found his footing since. Then But Tucker tucker
struggled at first because you every, day you finish your your,
worry you take your, shower put on your, shorts get
you Your bluebell ice, cream sit in your favorite, seat

(29:19):
turn on THE. Tv let's see What tucker has to. Say,
well If tucker's not on THE tv at the set
hour and you got to go chase him, down, well
now that that that's a whole different. Deal So tucker
had to find a. Way he had to create a
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day and everybody knows your, name and there's norm and
then all of a, sudden well the bar owner moved
the bar across the. Freeway well that's not on your
way home. Anymore same for breakfast restaurants and everything, else
and that tends to change. Things all. Right we're going

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to close With John oliver's takedown Of Chuck. Schumer but
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ball would, say When John oliver is taking Down Chuck,
schumer that means they're done With.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
SCHUMER i actually want to talk less About Chuck schumer
himself and more about two of his favorite, People joe
And Eileen. Bailey there are a couple that Throughout schumer's
career he has talked about a.

Speaker 8 (30:52):
Lot they're a middle class couple In, massapeaqua which is
a suburb On Long. Island joe And Eileen bailey this
middle class. Couple they bought Into Reagan republicanism in nineteen.
Eighty joe And eileen are worried about losing their jobs
or their friends jobs like. That baileies really don't believe
in trickle. Down they don't believe in a whole lot
of government, spending but they believe in tax breaks for

(31:14):
kids to go to. College he's an insurance adjuster and
lives in The New york. Suburbs By New york, standards
he makes fifty thousand years if he lived in the
middle of the country to make. Forty wife works in
a medical. Office she makes about. Twenty she might make fifteen.
Elsewhere and you KNOW i have guided my political life
through The.

Speaker 7 (31:30):
Baileies, okay, First, chuck stop putting all that business out.
There joe makes fifty thousand dollars a, Year eileen makes.
Twenty they own two, cars A tourus And, honderodyssey and
they have sex three times a Week.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Joey joe usually, initiates but.

Speaker 7 (31:44):
The therapist is Encouraging eileen to get more in touch
with our sensual. Side and Surprise joe with some sexy
lingerie when he gets home from insurance, adjusting which again pays.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Him fifty thousand.

Speaker 7 (31:53):
Dollars but, You, adam The baileyes have Guided Chuck schumer's political,
life which is a little.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Weird give and they don't. Exist, seriously he invented.

Speaker 7 (32:04):
Them schumer first introduced the world to The bailies in
his two thousand and seven Book Positively, American Winning back
the Middle class, majority One family at a.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Time in, it he mentions The bailies and.

Speaker 7 (32:13):
Astonishing two hundred and sixty five times in two hundred
and sixty four. Pages but he'd apparently been talking about
them four years before the book was. Published one of
his former spokespeople said he's always asking what would The baileies?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Think and to.

Speaker 7 (32:27):
Be, Fair schumer acknowledges that some may find this a little.

Speaker 8 (32:31):
Weird if you ask my, Staff i've been talking about,
them talking to The baileys for fifteen. YEARS i have
conversations with, them one of my, staffer as one, SAID
i had imaginary friends.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
To the press got me in some.

Speaker 8 (32:44):
Trouble but these people are real AND i respect, them
AND i really love, them.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
AND i care about.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
Them, okay, sure but they're literally not.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Real job you invented.

Speaker 7 (32:56):
Them and, Look i'm not saying that imagining a manifestation
of your target, demos wants and need is necessarily a bad.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
THING i do it.

Speaker 7 (33:02):
MYSELF i have a made up couple THAT i consult
when making this, Show jerry And Patricia globdukes From New York, City.
Iowa jerry's a dental hygienist who makes thirty seven dollars
a year And patricia's a snake masso who makes sixty,
thousand which he might make twenty million. ELSEWHERE i love
the Glob dukes AND i fear. Them, occasionally my stuff
will say should we make the show fun this week

(33:23):
and not talk about something incredibly sad or? Boring but
the Glob dukes will, shout, No, john you need to
do a twenty five minute deep dive about. Corn SO i, say,
well if that's what the Glob dukes, want let's give.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
It, too, though

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Thank, you