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So Michael Very show is on the air.
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in your face and calls you a gud, I want
you to be nice.
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a personal No, it's two nouns combined to elicit a
prescribed response.
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The wonder somebody calls my mama or.
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Does she?
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I want you to be nice until it's time to
not be nice. Well, I always supposed to know when
that is you won't, I'll let you know.
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You are the bouncers. I am the cooler.
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each other's take out the trash.
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Oh, mister daltony man.
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Nine staples to your darcy.
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Three men, broken moms, two old women's nine country womans
or stain steel screws.
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That's an estimate. Of course, I'll give you a local.
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No, thank you.
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patience for disagree with you? Okay? Do you always carry
your medical records around with you safe time? You've got
quite a little enterprise going here.
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skimming the till for six shots of bottle on drafts
one every ten.
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So so consider it severance, pay take the train.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
It was thirty five years ago that Roadhouse hit theaters.
Thirty five years ago, I was eighteen years old. That
was about as cool a movie as.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I could imagine at the time. So Ramon and I
were talking.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
With Jim Mudd, our creative director, and our executive producer,
Chad Nakanishian.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
We all agreed that in the.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Mount rushmore of dude movies, Roadhouse has to be in
the conversation. So we decided to make a top ten
and then we said no, no, we will explain the
dude movie category as not the greatest movies, not the
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best westerns, not the best war movies, not the greatest classics.
Dude movie would be a movie with some whimsy to it,
so it can't be too serious, although I made an
exception for the alt Josie Wales. And we took submissions
from listeners and we had so much fun, and we
got so many emails afterwards, and I actually took notes
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to make sure that I go back and see every
movie that was suggested, because there were plenty I hadn't
heard of, but that didn't stop me from keeping them
off the list. So we first built the list of ten,
and then you had to take one off and add
one on. And we decided it would be fun to
play a little bit of that this evening. So here
was our top ten dude movie. One top ten dude movie.
(04:05):
You've got to So if you only had ten dude movies,
you'd have to see whichever one of these you hadn't
seen yet before you died. By dude movie, we don't
mean greatest, most artistic.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
We mean a dude movie.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
You either know where you don't, and if you don't,
we'll let you know when you call seven one three
nine nine nine one thousand and we'll start with Noah
and go down the list. It's a lightning round top
ten dude movies. You gotta Seefore You Die, Hint.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
At the Red, No, what what you Got?
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Tropic Thunder?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Tropic Thunder.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
It is finest moment in the movie.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oh, probably one of the quotable lines. Elevator up. Oh,
I don't know. I like Jack Black when he's telling
what he would do for a hit of heroin.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
At that moment, that is Jack Black at his finess.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Tropic Thunder makes the list. Well done. Noah, strong start, Alex,
You're up.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Shallow Howe what a shallow?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Howel?
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Is that a Jack Black movie? Okay, I haven't seen it? Sorry,
I Cairie, what about you? Ramon, I'm gonna say that's
that's not making the list, boom, Ken, give me a
give me Ramon, you got our sound here?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I need I need a negative on that Ken? What
you got?
Speaker 7 (05:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I got another Patrick Swayzey movie for you.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Break No, No, that's a that's a no. Also, Andre,
what you got?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Face Off?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
But I don't need you adding till I'm while I'm
trying to figure it out, I'm putting face off on
the bubble. I'm putting face off on the bubble. William
you're up, Yes, sir. My number one movie guys got
to see is Heat, And the best.
Speaker 8 (06:04):
Line is is Tom Sizemore saying the action is the juice.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
That is a great line. Where you're putting it on
the top ten, I'm putting that on the bubble. I'm
not putting Heat on there yet, even though i do
love Sizemore. You know I'm in a movie with Tom Saismore.
I might don't want to brag. I don't want to brag,
but I am.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Jacob. You're up since for talking. Patrick Swayzee, Red Dawn.
I've been prepping. He put Red Dawn on there.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yes, Sir wool Reans, all right, I got two movies, Ramon,
That's all I've allowed so far, Tropic Thunder and Red Dawn.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Ken you're up.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Rotherborn Dogs, Reservoir Dogs makes the list. Yes, so I've
got so far. I've got Tropic Thunder, Red Dawn, Reservoir Dogs.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Did we do? Jim? Jim, you're up.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
A specialist.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I'm not putting that on there. What about you?
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Ramon?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
You can't be squished on all these of you have forty,
we're talking about ten. That's just why Congress can't balance
the budget, because everything becomes a priority. You got to
say notice some stuff, even if it's good.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Bob, you're up the Perfect Storm, No Fisherman, Yeah, No,
I'm not.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
That's not That's not a dude movie. To me, that's
a chick flick. I'm not doing that one.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Scott, you're up.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Blues Brothers.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Blues Brothers makes the list. Yep, see that Roan. There's
no hesitation with me. Boom decisive, the decider. Yes, so
we got Tropic Thunder, Red Dog, Reservoir Dogs, Blues Brothers.
When we get ten, you'll have to take one off
and put one on. But we're not there yet, are
we down?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
To Tony?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Tony, you're up. We need a new phone guy. My
phone guy's a little slow on the take.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Here, Tony, you're up. Don't huh If.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
It sounds like your name, he didn't be like, no,
it's Ronie Rone, No, it's Ronne. Well you had to
know you're calling your name out if you got a
three four six exchange and you.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Were on hold on, come on, what were you doing?
Speaker 7 (08:09):
I'm sorting up driving her mom is my name the movie?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
First of all? Now, but what were you doing? Oh?
Why didn't you when we called you? Why didn't you
pick up?
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (08:26):
God it I wasn't.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Paying a person, all right?
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Seven one, three, nine, nine, one thousand we got Tropic Thunder,
Red Dog, raspbir Dows, and Blues Brothers.
Speaker 10 (08:35):
So far, is it true the brothers call your husband
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every time it's on or they see it every time
it's on?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Is that a true story?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
That is a true story?
Speaker 10 (09:06):
Can you explain this the genesis of this story?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
How often?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
It started with Bill Murray.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I think Bill, you had never really seen Roadhouse all
the way through, and watched it one day years and
years ago and came to the love scene, and basically
what it was that upset him was that I was
getting thrown against what looks like a very painful rock wall,
and he thought it was hilarious exactly that I did
have quite a bit of patting behind me. I just
wanted to tell that to the fans. No blood was shed,
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but yeah, I am kind of hitting that wall and
it does look painful.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
So he thought he should call.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
My husband up, and he disguised his voice, which never works.
Because you can tell us Bill Murray, and he was
like Patrick's Patrick's ways, he's doing something with your wife
and a rocky wall you never mind want to journey
you on. It was like, you know, so it was
we thought it was like a one off. It was
pretty funny. And then it came to a time where
he was like in Russia, and so the time difference
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was a little upsetting. In la he calls my husband
to say again, and then all of a sudden his
brothers started.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Calling Ryan Doyle, Marky.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah, there's about thirty thousand Murray.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And there's a nun.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
So far she hasn't gotten involved, but I don't know
if she has a TV.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
So Bill Murray's sitting in Russia, turns his television on
and there I am.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Roadhouse is on and he's still keeping this tradition going.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, he's doing it. And in fact, I'm watching Anthony Burdain,
who I love, watching his show, and he's in Charleston
and Bill Murray's in the show and they talk about it.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I'm saying, it's like, I've.
Speaker 11 (10:37):
Never seen anyone enjoy Roadhouse more than I do. My
friend's wife, Kelly Lynch, plays.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
The doctor that stitches. Yeah, ways, you in the mood.
Speaker 11 (10:49):
Yes, she's the romantic interest, right, the unattainable.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yes, romanic interest.
Speaker 11 (10:56):
And I have for the last probably about twenty five
years hould his home in the middle of the night
and said, you don't know me.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Are your wife's getting slammed up against the walls. I've
pad and swazzon. He not putting unless you're on fire,
and then.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Hang up seven one thousand night. We have five movies
on there. Once we have our ten, you'll have to
take one off and put one on. So pay attention
right now. We've got Roadhouse, Tropic Thunder, Red Dawn, Reservoir, Dogs,
Blues Brothers.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Will start at CJ and go down. CJ. You're up.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
Go the Ultimate dude movie, especially for Texas.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Lone Wolk, McQuaid, No trace, EU Roup, Sir, go ahead,
Delman Luis.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
All of a sudden, that's a joke, Philip go.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Full fiction.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Calt fiction is in. That makes number six, Mike go.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
Thereby Johnson, Oh, I'm glad my brother's not here to
hear me say no.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I'm gonna say no. It's a good movie.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
It's make a top twenty five, but it can't make
the top ten. Everything can't make.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
The top ten. Uh, Steve O. Well, one of the
best memes though, Steve, Oh, you're up.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Pretty much any Clint Eastwood.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
No, you can't do that. Ben, You're up, top gun. Brother,
I'm gonna say no.
Speaker 10 (12:34):
You know you know you want it.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You know you want it. No, it's still got it.
It's got too much chick flick to it. I can't.
I gotta say no. Champ, you're up. Go cool handle Luke.
What we have here is a fucking failure to communicate.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Man, great movie, but it ain't gonna make my top ten.
It's a classic. It's a classic, but in my dude
movie category.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
No, justin you're up. Go the Boondocks thing. You shut
your filthy mouth. I'm considering it right now. Man. You
gotta have it, brother, you gotta have it.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
She's it, Dad, It's probably it's I like your laugh.
It's probably gonna be a bubble. It's probably gonna be
a top twenty, but not make top ten. But great movie, fantastic,
don't nowhere, Wade, you're up. I like that he's playing
at ice, he's selling selling who Big Crouple a Little China.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
That's the movie, Big Crible Little Counter Kurt Rustle, Yes, sir, Yeah,
And I'm gonna say no to that one. I didn't
know that movie. Eric, You're up get their hot tin
of time Machine?
Speaker 6 (13:52):
No, not even close. Uh, Doug, You're up. Platoon, Well
two's a great movie, I think for me, A dude movie. Yeah,
I don't think. I No, it's not gonna make my
top ten. And it's gonna be up there, but it's
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not gonna make my top ten.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Richard go, Full Metal Jacket, what is your major? Malfunctioned
dumb nuts.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
A great movie, but not my top ten. Really, Honestly,
people don't want to hear this. Full Metal Jacket has
about three minutes of highlights and a whole lot of Man,
wasn't that good?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
And I would say that of Stripes too.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Bullmetal Jacket. The whole suicide scene sorry spoiler alert. Bull
Metal Jacket has about three minutes of must see surrounded
by two hours of drag and stripes is the same
exact way Scott, You're up.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Go Alvacino's scarface saying no to the.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Scarface it is, Yeah, I'm gonna put scarface on there.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
For sure. Uh, Mike, you're up. Go next to ken
By Patrick Swayzy.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
The catch line was.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
When he met up with his wife.
Speaker 9 (15:08):
And he said, do you believe in the Hereafter?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
And she said yes? He said, did you know what
I'm here after? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:16):
I'm I'm not even going to put that in the
top thousand. Michael, you're up.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Go Lazy Saddles.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Lady sald is gonna make pretty much any of my Oh,
just so many excuse me while I whip this thing out. Yes,
that makes the top ten. All right, So we got Roadhouse,
Tropic Thunder, Red Dawn, Reservoir, Dogs, Blues Brothers, Fault Fiction, Scarface,
Lazy sALS.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
We're at eight. Uh, let's go down to Mark Mark,
What you got.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Good pillows?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Hello? Boy, that's that's a bubble choice.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
That's that's that's I don't think it's going to make
the top ten, but it's going to be in the conversation,
no doubt. Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Uh, let me let me see how this thing plays out.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
Eric go ahead, Wolves of Wall Street.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
No Good Movie, Top one hundred, But that's I can't
put a top ten.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
James go Outwall Josie Whale, Yes, that's going to be
in there.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Oh yeah, So now we got Outlaw, Josie Wales, Blazing Saddles, Scarface,
Pulp Fiction, Blues Brothers, Reservoir Dogs, Red Dawn, Tropic Thunder, Roadhouse.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
That's nine.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
I'm gonna make it easy on y'all and put big
Lebowski as number ten.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
I am not mister Lebowski. You're mister Lebowski. I'm the dude.
So that's what you call me, you know that, or
his dudeness or duder or you know, el dud reno
if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
So we can get to the good stuff, and that
is take one off and put one on.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
You've got to be.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Able to tell me which of these ten has to
I'm off the list to put yours on there. And
that doesn't just mean you pick one at random.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Here's the list. This is ten.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Now, Roadhouse, Tropic Thunder, Red Dawn, Reservoir Dogs, Blues Brothers,
Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Blazing Saddles, Outlaw, Josie Wells.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Big Lebowski.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Remember, these are dude movies, not greatest movies of all time,
not most classic movies, not greatest movies before seventies not
greatest classics, not greatest Westerns, not greatest Clein Eastwood movies,
not whatever else, ten greatest dude movies you.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Gotta watch before you die. And by the way, there's.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Gonna be some good movies that would be eleven, twelve, thirteen,
fourteen that just don't make the top ten.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I'm not taking it personally. You got it. Listen.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
I wish it didn't befall me to be the arbiter
of right and wrong.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I did I do.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
I'd much rather be a guy out there in the
crowd shouting right. It's like you're the cop trying to
keep Black Lives Matter from breaking into You got a
job to do. I got a job to do, and
it's not easy. I didn't ask for it, but here
we are, and I'm not going to show the responsibility.
Speaker 9 (18:13):
It's of the world, as we know that Michael Berry
shoe into the world.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Let's play a lightning round game. But the night, all right, David,
take one off, put one on, all right, Take.
Speaker 12 (18:52):
Off, Reservoir Dogs, Put on Long Plane, drifter.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Man.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Great movie, but not under this category, not not even close.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
But great movie, Paul, You're up.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
I take off Reservoir Dogs, also in The Great Escape.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
I'll assume you haven't seen Reservoir Dogs and we'll leave
it there. Chad, You're up, Traffic Thunder off, and add
No Country for Old Men.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
You know, it's so fun. It's funny you say that.
I've been trying to figure out where to put No.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Country for Old Men, and I do feel like I
got to take one off. I got to figure out
a way to get that on the list.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I just I can't. I'm struggling as to who I
take off. Clan You're up, go ahead.
Speaker 9 (19:44):
Yes, I'll say Shawshank Redemption and don't know what to
pull off, but I think that's a good one to
add to it.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Well, we can't. That's just a problem. We can't add.
We're out of money.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
You know what, I'll put Shaw Shank top twenty. Yeah,
my favorite life being. He was gone like a fart
in the wind.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
Shane You're up, Oh man, I had both of mine
taken away? Is jad lol, Josie Wells and Shawshank Redenson.
I just take off Tropic Thunder and foot.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Dance with Wolves. I'm going to it.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
That's a check movie. I'm going to assume you haven't
seen Tropic Thunder.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
I think I've seen a couple of highlights of it,
but that was the only thing I could think of,
the takeoff.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Let me tell you something, when you watch that movie,
you either get it or you don't.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Like my mom wouldn't get it, my wife wouldn't get it.
That is a dude movie. Foor dudes by dudes.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
It is the humor and the way every character I
don't want to run for people haven't. There's some the
Nick Nolty character, the Jack Black character, the Robert Downey Junior.
I mean, that movie is such good writing. That's that's
why I don't care for Arnod Schwarznager movies. Hey, Arnold,
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hook up and run through and say something stupid in
your thick Austrian accent, and every dude think they're part
of them. No, that's that's not good writing. Tropic Thunder
is phenomenal writing. That movie is funny before you ever
watch it on the screen, if you just read the manuscript,
this is a big responsibile. I'm out of gas my
(21:27):
war slap out. But on we trudge Fargo, go.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Ahead, borat, take off, red Don and put what borat?
Why going borat? He didn't he didn't watch it.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Funny scene was whenever you remember whenever.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
He was being interviewing the women.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
From the women's right.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
Still and he starts scripting off and he calls her
and he starts saying, these these old men were you
know whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
He didn't he didn't like Borhead. How about no, no, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
I thought borrow it was funny. I think Sasha Baron
Cohen is hilarious. And I learned from the movie The
Spy that he's a phenomenally talented actor. He's an Israeli
spy who embeds in Syria and serves his country ably.
I just I can't put it top ten. I mean
that's the problem here. No, it can't be top ten.
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Barrett would maybe make top five hundred. Jeff, you're up, Jeff,
what you go?
Speaker 9 (22:32):
I think? I think a dude flick would be something
where your wife roles rives when it comes on. So
I would say dumb and dumber. Maybe take off pulp
fiction because pulp fiction is a great movie.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
But you know that's that's out of the dude flick.
You're in the slapstick. That's a whole different category category.
That's you did what's called category creep. You're moving from
one category the other week. We're going to strike that
answer as a non responsition. And the top ten dude
movies list at present is as follows, Roadhouse, Tropic Thunder, Reservoir, Dogs,
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Blues Brothers, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Blazing Saddles, Outlawed, Josie.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Wills, Big Lebowski.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
I have removed Red Dawn and replaced with Young Guns.
Oh yeah, Now I've made a list of alternates, so
those of you crying can feel good that at least
your choice was an alternate, and that is Animal House, Anchorman,
Red Dawn, Shawshank, Redemption, No Country for Old Men, Fargo, Tombstone,
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Fight Club, which, by the way, by mentioning it Lonesome Dove.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Some of those didn't make it on the air.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Some of those are emails, but you get the point,
all right, Robert, you're up what you got?
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (24:03):
I take off the Reservoir Donalds and put on The Revenant.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
That whole movie could be reduced down to Leonardo DiCaprio
getting Booty humped by a bear.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
It's one that's like Deliverance.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Deliverance, great film, but it's really just the one seen
a squeal like a pig. Other than that and and
dueling Banjo's, I mean, it's it's it's Revenant is slow moving.
I give you a movie to watch. It's called Uh,
the Banshees of Inno, Sharon. It's an Irish film and have.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
You seen it?
Speaker 6 (24:46):
And it's it's really really good. But it's like a
Beckett play. It's very slow movie, very brooding and melancholy.
I mean, you get a sense of how STI bill.
This village is by the dark. Even the filters they
use on the camera, everything is perfect for what it is.
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But it is not a first date movie, that is
for sure. And it takes some turns you don't expect.
My trainer, Michael Petrew, recommended this, and I said, Petru,
you handle the training. I will be in charge of
almost everything else, and movies are kind of my thing.
He said, well, just watch the band She's of been
a Sharon never even heard of it, and he kept
after me, kept after me, and when he finally stopped
(25:31):
asking me about it, then I decided quietly I'd slip
off and watch it. It's fantastic, but you'll either like
it or you don't, and if you don't, I won't.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Be mad at you. Did we do? Melanie, Melanie, you're up.
Speaker 12 (25:44):
I would remove the big Lebowski and replacement of Smoking
the Bandit because the big Lebowski is great, but Jackie
Gleason is wonderful.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
I don't know how to say this. This is a
weighty moment because but you have to understand, we didn't
prepare our list and come to you.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I'm not making excuses.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
We didn't prepare our list and roll it out as
we often do.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
We took your suggestions and built the list off of that.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
I mean smoking a man and probably my top for
Michael Barry's show.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I'm William Wallace and I see, oh man of my
countryman deal and devideds of tyranny. You have come to
fight us, three man, three man?
Speaker 5 (26:51):
You are?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
What will you do without freedom? WI a fight? I
guess that No, we all right, and we will look
all right. Fight and you may die, run and you'll
love at least a while.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I'm dying in your pants.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Maney years from now, would you be willing for trade
all the days from this day to that for one chots,
just one chots. Junk back here I tell all right,
but they may take a life, but they'll never take right.
(27:44):
You know how NFL players now come into.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
The stadium with their headsets on their you know, playing
Black Sabbath or whatever fires them up. I would imagine
you could just put Brave Heart on before the game
and you did that. Would that be it? Yeah, just
just put Brave Heart on and be done with it.
(28:09):
All right, it's the last segment. It's a lightning round.
The list as edited is as follows, sorry, as amended.
By the way, Braveheart is one of my top five
movies of all time.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
But a dude movie.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
To get back to what we were talking about, because
there's always an attempt to kind of pull the category
to accommodate let's called category creep. A dude movie has
to have a degree of whimsy to it. Now you
might be saying, well, how do you have the outlaw
Josie Wells?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
You make exception, make exceptions.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
So our top ten is big Lebowski, Outlaw Josie Wells,
Lazy Saddle, Scarface, pulp fiction, Blues Brothers, Reservoir Dogs, Tropic Thunder,
Young Guns, Smoking the Bandit.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
That's where we are. That's our list. You don't need
to tell me.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
About another movie that's great that might be number eleven.
You can only have ten in the top ten. That's
all there is to it. We'll start with Scott and
go down the list.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Okay, go be.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Controversial, Michael.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
I'm gonna give you a tough one.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
Remove pulp fiction on the grounds that it's not just
a dude movie. Chicks like it too, and replace it
with another Tarantino masterpiece, Natural Born Killers.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
No, if I was going to replace it, I replace
it with true romance, but not Natural Born Killers. You
know that woman Julie what's her name, she's also in
Cape Fear. She's so good in that movie because I
think she is crazy.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I think she really genuinely is huh, Juliette Lewis.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
And you know Woody Harrelson is crazy and his dad
was crazy. Dad assassinated the judge. The casting for that movie.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
That is.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
That is one of the most underrated movies of all time.
And the soundtrack that's where I discovered Old Cohen what's
his name?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (30:32):
What's the singer? The Canadian? Gosh dog I can't stand
when I.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Can't Yeah he did.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Hallelujah man I know you don't have to tell me.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I just can't think of it right now. Shane, go ahead.
I'm gonna favorite play. I know the movie that I
want to say, but I need to have cool hand.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Luke In.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Not as a dude movie.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
No, it could be one of the greatest movies of
all time, but it can't be one of the dude movies.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Leonard Cohen, Andy, go ahead, like you saw My Thunder.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
I was gonna say, take off reservoir Dogs and put
in True Romance.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
But I'm gonna go off the board here.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
I'm gonna say, take off reservoar Dogs and let's go
and add Rattling Home.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
No, Mitchell, go.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
Take off topic Thunder and put in Doctor Strangelove.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
No great movie, though one of Kubrick's finest. Love Doctor
Strange Love. I love Peter Sellers. Peter Sellers is one
of the most underrated actors of all time. So influential,
so many things, derivative of characters he created and Slim Pickens. Oh,
(31:57):
don't get me going on that movie. But no, Chris
go ahead now. Influential, yeah, influential to dude movies, yes,
very much so.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Chris go ahead.
Speaker 8 (32:09):
Yeah, I'm going to take off the dude, I'm gonna
get buzzared for it.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
But uh, I'm going to add.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
Welcome to the party, pal.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
John McClain, the original, Kay, is this die Hard?
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Absolutely the first one.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
That's a dumb movie.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
But it's a great dude, Boovie bo Brown tried to
get die Hard on there.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
You know. I wish there was a way.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
You know, one of the things that we always talk
about talking about because we talk about it off air,
is what would you do if you thought you'd get
away with it?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
For us, it's people we would murder.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
For some people just maybe you know, cuss somebody out,
But it's people we would murder because I really hate
them that much.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
But we can't get away with it, so we don't.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
But I wish there was a way to cattle prode
people that every year.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Go it Diehard a great movie, and then they go
back it is I ain't it is.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
I wish there was a way to cattle prode people.
And then when they screamed, just screeched and screamed, me,
go say that's been bothering me for years. Stop bringing
up that subject. Is stupid. By the way, I've never
watched Diehart. I'm not going to.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
John You're up. Yes, take off young Guns and we're placed.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
We met Robert Williams and Kurt Rossel's the best of times.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
No, No, not even close. Shane.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Sorry, go to Chuck because I think we went to
Shane Harash Chuck.
Speaker 8 (33:40):
You're up.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Patty the movie Patty, it's a great movie. I wouldn't
call it a dude movie. There's gotta be some whimsy
to a dude movie. George C. Scott is so damn
good in that movie. He is so good.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
I went back recently, about six months ago, and I
studied the footage we have of Patten and there's not
as much as you'd think, and very little of it
is him speaking. But boy, was George C. Scott good. Gosh,
he's good. And that scene in front of the massive flag,
it's just so incredibly good.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
And you know what it ended up making me mad?
I wish I hadn't done.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
It, because Patton is removed of command, or slapping an
officer and telling him for an officer.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Who was what they call shellshock today ISPTSD.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
But what they don't tell is Patten visited his men
more than any other general more than all other generals combined.
He would go and visit his men and hold their hand,
he would cry with them, talk to him about their families.
Patten loved his men. He wanted to win the war,
but he loved his men more than any of those
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other generals. And there are a lot of men who
served who said that, well, this has been a very,
very painful and diffu colt exercise, but I feel like
we've made some ground.
It's that time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Time, time, time, luck and load.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
So Michael Very show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
All you have to do is follow three simple rules.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
One, never underestimate your opponent, expect the unexpected.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Two take it outside.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And three be nice. Come on, huh. If somebody gets
in your face and calls you a gud, I want
you to be nice.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Okay, ask him to walk to be nice. If you
won't walk, walk him, But be nice. If you can't
walk him, one of the others will help you and
you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that
it's a job. It's nothing personal. H and call it
(00:59):
a personal No, it's two nouns combined to elicit a
prescribed response.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
The wonder somebody calls my mama or.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Does she?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I want you to be nice until it's time to
not be nice. Well, I always supposed to know when
that is you won't, I'll let you know.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You are the bouncers. I am the cooler.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
All you have to do is watch my back hand
each other's take out the trash.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh, mister daltony man.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Nine staples to your darcy.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Three men, broken moms, two old women's nine country womans
or stain steel screws.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
That's an estimate. Of course, I'll give you a local.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
No, thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Do you enjoy pain? Pain? Don't hurt wanst to my
patience for disagree with you? Okay? Do you always carry
your medical records around with you safe time? You've got
quite a little enterprise going here.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
What you go into a bottle every thirty minutes, you're
skimming the till for six shots of bottle on drafts
one every ten.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Figure.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
He's costing you about one hundred and fifty a night.
So so consider it severance, pay take the train.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
It was thirty five years ago that Roadhouse hit theaters.
Thirty five years ago, I was eighteen years old. That
was about as cool a movie as.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I could imagine at the time. So Ramon and I
were talking.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
With Jim Mudd, our creative director, and our executive producer,
Chad Nakanishian.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
We all agreed that in the.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Mount rushmore of dude movies, Roadhouse has to be in
the conversation. So we decided to make a top ten
and then we said no, no, we will explain the
dude movie category as not the greatest movies, not the
(03:15):
best westerns, not the best war movies, not the greatest classics.
Dude movie would be a movie with some whimsy to it,
so it can't be too serious, although I made an
exception for the alt Josie Wales. And we took submissions
from listeners and we had so much fun, and we
got so many emails afterwards, and I actually took notes
(03:39):
to make sure that I go back and see every
movie that was suggested, because there were plenty I hadn't
heard of, but that didn't stop me from keeping them
off the list. So we first built the list of ten,
and then you had to take one off and add
one on. And we decided it would be fun to
play a little bit of that this evening. So here
was our top ten dude movie. One top ten dude movie.
(04:05):
You've got to So if you only had ten dude movies,
you'd have to see whichever one of these you hadn't
seen yet before you died. By dude movie, we don't
mean greatest, most artistic.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
We mean a dude movie.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
You either know where you don't, and if you don't,
we'll let you know when you call seven one three
nine nine nine one thousand and we'll start with Noah
and go down the list. It's a lightning round top
ten dude movies. You gotta Seefore You Die, Hint.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
At the Red, No, what what you Got?
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Tropic Thunder?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Tropic Thunder.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
It is finest moment in the movie.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oh, probably one of the quotable lines. Elevator up. Oh,
I don't know. I like Jack Black when he's telling
what he would do for a hit of heroin.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
At that moment, that is Jack Black at his finess.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Tropic Thunder makes the list. Well done. Noah, strong start, Alex,
You're up.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Shallow Howe what a shallow?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Howel?
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Is that a Jack Black movie? Okay, I haven't seen it? Sorry,
I Cairie, what about you? Ramon, I'm gonna say that's
that's not making the list, boom, Ken, give me a
give me Ramon, you got our sound here?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I need I need a negative on that Ken? What
you got?
Speaker 7 (05:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I got another Patrick Swayzey movie for you.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Break No, No, that's a that's a no. Also, Andre,
what you got?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Face Off?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
But I don't need you adding till I'm while I'm
trying to figure it out, I'm putting face off on
the bubble. I'm putting face off on the bubble. William
you're up, Yes, sir. My number one movie guys got
to see is Heat, And the best.
Speaker 8 (06:04):
Line is is Tom Sizemore saying the action is the juice.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
That is a great line. Where you're putting it on
the top ten, I'm putting that on the bubble. I'm
not putting Heat on there yet, even though i do
love Sizemore. You know I'm in a movie with Tom Saismore.
I might don't want to brag. I don't want to brag,
but I am.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Jacob. You're up since for talking. Patrick Swayzee, Red Dawn.
I've been prepping. He put Red Dawn on there.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yes, Sir wool Reans, all right, I got two movies, Ramon,
That's all I've allowed so far, Tropic Thunder and Red Dawn.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Ken you're up.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Rotherborn Dogs, Reservoir Dogs makes the list. Yes, so I've
got so far. I've got Tropic Thunder, Red Dawn, Reservoir Dogs.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Did we do? Jim? Jim, you're up.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
A specialist.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I'm not putting that on there. What about you?
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Ramon?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
You can't be squished on all these of you have forty,
we're talking about ten. That's just why Congress can't balance
the budget, because everything becomes a priority. You got to
say notice some stuff, even if it's good.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Bob, you're up the Perfect Storm, No Fisherman, Yeah, No,
I'm not.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
That's not That's not a dude movie. To me, that's
a chick flick. I'm not doing that one.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Scott, you're up.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Blues Brothers.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Blues Brothers makes the list. Yep, see that Roan. There's
no hesitation with me. Boom decisive, the decider. Yes, so
we got Tropic Thunder, Red Dog, Reservoir Dogs, Blues Brothers.
When we get ten, you'll have to take one off
and put one on. But we're not there yet, are
we down?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
To Tony?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Tony, you're up. We need a new phone guy. My
phone guy's a little slow on the take.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Here, Tony, you're up. Don't huh If.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
It sounds like your name, he didn't be like, no,
it's Ronie Rone, No, it's Ronne. Well you had to
know you're calling your name out if you got a
three four six exchange and you.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Were on hold on, come on, what were you doing?
Speaker 7 (08:09):
I'm sorting up driving her mom is my name the movie?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
First of all? Now, but what were you doing? Oh?
Why didn't you when we called you? Why didn't you
pick up?
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (08:26):
God it I wasn't.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Paying a person, all right?
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Seven one, three, nine, nine, one thousand we got Tropic Thunder,
Red Dog, raspbir Dows, and Blues Brothers.
Speaker 10 (08:35):
So far, is it true the brothers call your husband
(09:01):
every time it's on or they see it every time
it's on?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Is that a true story?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
That is a true story?
Speaker 10 (09:06):
Can you explain this the genesis of this story?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
How often?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
It started with Bill Murray.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I think Bill, you had never really seen Roadhouse all
the way through, and watched it one day years and
years ago and came to the love scene, and basically
what it was that upset him was that I was
getting thrown against what looks like a very painful rock wall,
and he thought it was hilarious exactly that I did
have quite a bit of patting behind me. I just
wanted to tell that to the fans. No blood was shed,
(09:35):
but yeah, I am kind of hitting that wall and
it does look painful.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
So he thought he should call.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
My husband up, and he disguised his voice, which never works.
Because you can tell us Bill Murray, and he was
like Patrick's Patrick's ways, he's doing something with your wife
and a rocky wall you never mind want to journey
you on. It was like, you know, so it was
we thought it was like a one off. It was
pretty funny. And then it came to a time where
he was like in Russia, and so the time difference
(10:01):
was a little upsetting. In la he calls my husband
to say again, and then all of a sudden his
brothers started.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Calling Ryan Doyle, Marky.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah, there's about thirty thousand Murray.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And there's a nun.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
So far she hasn't gotten involved, but I don't know
if she has a TV.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
So Bill Murray's sitting in Russia, turns his television on
and there I am.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Roadhouse is on and he's still keeping this tradition going.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, he's doing it. And in fact, I'm watching Anthony Burdain,
who I love, watching his show, and he's in Charleston
and Bill Murray's in the show and they talk about it.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I'm saying, it's like, I've.
Speaker 11 (10:37):
Never seen anyone enjoy Roadhouse more than I do. My
friend's wife, Kelly Lynch, plays.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
The doctor that stitches. Yeah, ways, you in the mood.
Speaker 11 (10:49):
Yes, she's the romantic interest, right, the unattainable.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yes, romanic interest.
Speaker 11 (10:56):
And I have for the last probably about twenty five
years hould his home in the middle of the night
and said, you don't know me.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Are your wife's getting slammed up against the walls. I've
pad and swazzon. He not putting unless you're on fire,
and then.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Hang up seven one thousand night. We have five movies
on there. Once we have our ten, you'll have to
take one off and put one on. So pay attention
right now. We've got Roadhouse, Tropic Thunder, Red Dawn, Reservoir, Dogs,
Blues Brothers.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Will start at CJ and go down. CJ. You're up.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
Go the Ultimate dude movie, especially for Texas.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Lone Wolk, McQuaid, No trace, EU Roup, Sir, go ahead,
Delman Luis.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
All of a sudden, that's a joke, Philip go.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Full fiction.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Calt fiction is in. That makes number six, Mike go.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
Thereby Johnson, Oh, I'm glad my brother's not here to
hear me say no.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I'm gonna say no. It's a good movie.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
It's make a top twenty five, but it can't make
the top ten. Everything can't make.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
The top ten. Uh, Steve O. Well, one of the
best memes though, Steve, Oh, you're up.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Pretty much any Clint Eastwood.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
No, you can't do that. Ben, You're up, top gun. Brother,
I'm gonna say no.
Speaker 10 (12:34):
You know you know you want it.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You know you want it. No, it's still got it.
It's got too much chick flick to it. I can't.
I gotta say no. Champ, you're up. Go cool handle Luke.
What we have here is a fucking failure to communicate.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Man, great movie, but it ain't gonna make my top ten.
It's a classic. It's a classic, but in my dude
movie category.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
No, justin you're up. Go the Boondocks thing. You shut
your filthy mouth. I'm considering it right now. Man. You
gotta have it, brother, you gotta have it.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
She's it, Dad, It's probably it's I like your laugh.
It's probably gonna be a bubble. It's probably gonna be
a top twenty, but not make top ten. But great movie, fantastic,
don't nowhere, Wade, you're up. I like that he's playing
at ice, he's selling selling who Big Crouple a Little China.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
That's the movie, Big Crible Little Counter Kurt Rustle, Yes, sir, Yeah,
And I'm gonna say no to that one. I didn't
know that movie. Eric, You're up get their hot tin
of time Machine?
Speaker 6 (13:52):
No, not even close. Uh, Doug, You're up. Platoon, Well
two's a great movie, I think for me, A dude movie. Yeah,
I don't think. I No, it's not gonna make my
top ten. And it's gonna be up there, but it's
(14:13):
not gonna make my top ten.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Richard go, Full Metal Jacket, what is your major? Malfunctioned
dumb nuts.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
A great movie, but not my top ten. Really, Honestly,
people don't want to hear this. Full Metal Jacket has
about three minutes of highlights and a whole lot of Man,
wasn't that good?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
And I would say that of Stripes too.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Bullmetal Jacket. The whole suicide scene sorry spoiler alert. Bull
Metal Jacket has about three minutes of must see surrounded
by two hours of drag and stripes is the same
exact way Scott, You're up.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Go Alvacino's scarface saying no to the.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Scarface it is, Yeah, I'm gonna put scarface on there.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
For sure. Uh, Mike, you're up. Go next to ken
By Patrick Swayzy.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
The catch line was.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
When he met up with his wife.
Speaker 9 (15:08):
And he said, do you believe in the Hereafter?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
And she said yes? He said, did you know what
I'm here after? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:16):
I'm I'm not even going to put that in the
top thousand. Michael, you're up.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Go Lazy Saddles.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Lady sald is gonna make pretty much any of my Oh,
just so many excuse me while I whip this thing out. Yes,
that makes the top ten. All right, So we got Roadhouse,
Tropic Thunder, Red Dawn, Reservoir, Dogs, Blues Brothers, Fault Fiction, Scarface,
Lazy sALS.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
We're at eight. Uh, let's go down to Mark Mark,
What you got.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Good pillows?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Hello? Boy, that's that's a bubble choice.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
That's that's that's I don't think it's going to make
the top ten, but it's going to be in the conversation,
no doubt. Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Uh, let me let me see how this thing plays out.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
Eric go ahead, Wolves of Wall Street.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
No Good Movie, Top one hundred, But that's I can't
put a top ten.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
James go Outwall Josie Whale, Yes, that's going to be
in there.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Oh yeah, So now we got Outlaw, Josie Wales, Blazing Saddles, Scarface,
Pulp Fiction, Blues Brothers, Reservoir Dogs, Red Dawn, Tropic Thunder, Roadhouse.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
That's nine.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
I'm gonna make it easy on y'all and put big
Lebowski as number ten.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
I am not mister Lebowski. You're mister Lebowski. I'm the dude.
So that's what you call me, you know that, or
his dudeness or duder or you know, el dud reno
if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
So we can get to the good stuff, and that
is take one off and put one on.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
You've got to be.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Able to tell me which of these ten has to
I'm off the list to put yours on there. And
that doesn't just mean you pick one at random.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Here's the list. This is ten.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Now, Roadhouse, Tropic Thunder, Red Dawn, Reservoir Dogs, Blues Brothers,
Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Blazing Saddles, Outlaw, Josie Wells.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Big Lebowski.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Remember, these are dude movies, not greatest movies of all time,
not most classic movies, not greatest movies before seventies not
greatest classics, not greatest Westerns, not greatest Clein Eastwood movies,
not whatever else, ten greatest dude movies you.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Gotta watch before you die. And by the way, there's.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Gonna be some good movies that would be eleven, twelve, thirteen,
fourteen that just don't make the top ten.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I'm not taking it personally. You got it. Listen.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
I wish it didn't befall me to be the arbiter
of right and wrong.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I did I do.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
I'd much rather be a guy out there in the
crowd shouting right. It's like you're the cop trying to
keep Black Lives Matter from breaking into You got a
job to do. I got a job to do, and
it's not easy. I didn't ask for it, but here
we are, and I'm not going to show the responsibility.
Speaker 9 (18:13):
It's of the world, as we know that Michael Berry
shoe into the world.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Let's play a lightning round game. But the night, all right, David,
take one off, put one on, all right, Take.
Speaker 12 (18:52):
Off, Reservoir Dogs, Put on Long Plane, drifter.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Man.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Great movie, but not under this category, not not even close.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
But great movie, Paul, You're up.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
I take off Reservoir Dogs, also in The Great Escape.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
I'll assume you haven't seen Reservoir Dogs and we'll leave
it there. Chad, You're up, Traffic Thunder off, and add
No Country for Old Men.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
You know, it's so fun. It's funny you say that.
I've been trying to figure out where to put No.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Country for Old Men, and I do feel like I
got to take one off. I got to figure out
a way to get that on the list.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I just I can't. I'm struggling as to who I
take off. Clan You're up, go ahead.
Speaker 9 (19:44):
Yes, I'll say Shawshank Redemption and don't know what to
pull off, but I think that's a good one to
add to it.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Well, we can't. That's just a problem. We can't add.
We're out of money.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
You know what, I'll put Shaw Shank top twenty. Yeah,
my favorite life being. He was gone like a fart
in the wind.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
Shane You're up, Oh man, I had both of mine
taken away? Is jad lol, Josie Wells and Shawshank Redenson.
I just take off Tropic Thunder and foot.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Dance with Wolves. I'm going to it.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
That's a check movie. I'm going to assume you haven't
seen Tropic Thunder.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
I think I've seen a couple of highlights of it,
but that was the only thing I could think of,
the takeoff.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Let me tell you something, when you watch that movie,
you either get it or you don't.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Like my mom wouldn't get it, my wife wouldn't get it.
That is a dude movie. Foor dudes by dudes.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
It is the humor and the way every character I
don't want to run for people haven't. There's some the
Nick Nolty character, the Jack Black character, the Robert Downey Junior.
I mean, that movie is such good writing. That's that's
why I don't care for Arnod Schwarznager movies. Hey, Arnold,
(21:06):
hook up and run through and say something stupid in
your thick Austrian accent, and every dude think they're part
of them. No, that's that's not good writing. Tropic Thunder
is phenomenal writing. That movie is funny before you ever
watch it on the screen, if you just read the manuscript,
this is a big responsibile. I'm out of gas my
(21:27):
war slap out. But on we trudge Fargo, go.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Ahead, borat, take off, red Don and put what borat?
Why going borat? He didn't he didn't watch it.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Funny scene was whenever you remember whenever.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
He was being interviewing the women.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
From the women's right.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
Still and he starts scripting off and he calls her
and he starts saying, these these old men were you
know whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
He didn't he didn't like Borhead. How about no, no, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
I thought borrow it was funny. I think Sasha Baron
Cohen is hilarious. And I learned from the movie The
Spy that he's a phenomenally talented actor. He's an Israeli
spy who embeds in Syria and serves his country ably.
I just I can't put it top ten. I mean
that's the problem here. No, it can't be top ten.
(22:24):
Barrett would maybe make top five hundred. Jeff, you're up, Jeff,
what you go?
Speaker 9 (22:32):
I think? I think a dude flick would be something
where your wife roles rives when it comes on. So
I would say dumb and dumber. Maybe take off pulp
fiction because pulp fiction is a great movie.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
But you know that's that's out of the dude flick.
You're in the slapstick. That's a whole different category category.
That's you did what's called category creep. You're moving from
one category the other week. We're going to strike that
answer as a non responsition. And the top ten dude
movies list at present is as follows, Roadhouse, Tropic Thunder, Reservoir, Dogs,
(23:11):
Blues Brothers, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Blazing Saddles, Outlawed, Josie.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Wills, Big Lebowski.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
I have removed Red Dawn and replaced with Young Guns.
Oh yeah, Now I've made a list of alternates, so
those of you crying can feel good that at least
your choice was an alternate, and that is Animal House, Anchorman,
Red Dawn, Shawshank, Redemption, No Country for Old Men, Fargo, Tombstone,
(23:47):
Fight Club, which, by the way, by mentioning it Lonesome Dove.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Some of those didn't make it on the air.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Some of those are emails, but you get the point,
all right, Robert, you're up what you got?
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (24:03):
I take off the Reservoir Donalds and put on The Revenant.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
That whole movie could be reduced down to Leonardo DiCaprio
getting Booty humped by a bear.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
It's one that's like Deliverance.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Deliverance, great film, but it's really just the one seen
a squeal like a pig. Other than that and and
dueling Banjo's, I mean, it's it's it's Revenant is slow moving.
I give you a movie to watch. It's called Uh,
the Banshees of Inno, Sharon. It's an Irish film and have.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
You seen it?
Speaker 6 (24:46):
And it's it's really really good. But it's like a
Beckett play. It's very slow movie, very brooding and melancholy.
I mean, you get a sense of how STI bill.
This village is by the dark. Even the filters they
use on the camera, everything is perfect for what it is.
(25:10):
But it is not a first date movie, that is
for sure. And it takes some turns you don't expect.
My trainer, Michael Petrew, recommended this, and I said, Petru,
you handle the training. I will be in charge of
almost everything else, and movies are kind of my thing.
He said, well, just watch the band She's of been
a Sharon never even heard of it, and he kept
after me, kept after me, and when he finally stopped
(25:31):
asking me about it, then I decided quietly I'd slip
off and watch it. It's fantastic, but you'll either like
it or you don't, and if you don't, I won't.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Be mad at you. Did we do? Melanie, Melanie, you're up.
Speaker 12 (25:44):
I would remove the big Lebowski and replacement of Smoking
the Bandit because the big Lebowski is great, but Jackie
Gleason is wonderful.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
I don't know how to say this. This is a
weighty moment because but you have to understand, we didn't
prepare our list and come to you.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I'm not making excuses.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
We didn't prepare our list and roll it out as
we often do.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
We took your suggestions and built the list off of that.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
I mean smoking a man and probably my top for
Michael Barry's show.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I'm William Wallace and I see, oh man of my
countryman deal and devideds of tyranny. You have come to
fight us, three man, three man?
Speaker 5 (26:51):
You are?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
What will you do without freedom? WI a fight? I
guess that No, we all right, and we will look
all right. Fight and you may die, run and you'll
love at least a while.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I'm dying in your pants.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Maney years from now, would you be willing for trade
all the days from this day to that for one chots,
just one chots. Junk back here I tell all right,
but they may take a life, but they'll never take right.
(27:44):
You know how NFL players now come into.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
The stadium with their headsets on their you know, playing
Black Sabbath or whatever fires them up. I would imagine
you could just put Brave Heart on before the game
and you did that. Would that be it? Yeah, just
just put Brave Heart on and be done with it.
(28:09):
All right, it's the last segment. It's a lightning round.
The list as edited is as follows, sorry, as amended.
By the way, Braveheart is one of my top five
movies of all time.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
But a dude movie.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
To get back to what we were talking about, because
there's always an attempt to kind of pull the category
to accommodate let's called category creep. A dude movie has
to have a degree of whimsy to it. Now you
might be saying, well, how do you have the outlaw
Josie Wells?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
You make exception, make exceptions.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
So our top ten is big Lebowski, Outlaw Josie Wells,
Lazy Saddle, Scarface, pulp fiction, Blues Brothers, Reservoir Dogs, Tropic Thunder,
Young Guns, Smoking the Bandit.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
That's where we are. That's our list. You don't need
to tell me.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
About another movie that's great that might be number eleven.
You can only have ten in the top ten. That's
all there is to it. We'll start with Scott and
go down the list.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Okay, go be.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Controversial, Michael.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
I'm gonna give you a tough one.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
Remove pulp fiction on the grounds that it's not just
a dude movie. Chicks like it too, and replace it
with another Tarantino masterpiece, Natural Born Killers.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
No, if I was going to replace it, I replace
it with true romance, but not Natural Born Killers. You
know that woman Julie what's her name, she's also in
Cape Fear. She's so good in that movie because I
think she is crazy.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I think she really genuinely is huh, Juliette Lewis.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
And you know Woody Harrelson is crazy and his dad
was crazy. Dad assassinated the judge. The casting for that movie.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
That is.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
That is one of the most underrated movies of all time.
And the soundtrack that's where I discovered Old Cohen what's
his name?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (30:32):
What's the singer? The Canadian? Gosh dog I can't stand
when I.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Can't Yeah he did.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Hallelujah man I know you don't have to tell me.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I just can't think of it right now. Shane, go ahead.
I'm gonna favorite play. I know the movie that I
want to say, but I need to have cool hand.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Luke In.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Not as a dude movie.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
No, it could be one of the greatest movies of
all time, but it can't be one of the dude movies.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Leonard Cohen, Andy, go ahead, like you saw My Thunder.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
I was gonna say, take off reservoir Dogs and put
in True Romance.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
But I'm gonna go off the board here.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
I'm gonna say, take off reservoar Dogs and let's go
and add Rattling Home.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
No, Mitchell, go.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
Take off topic Thunder and put in Doctor Strangelove.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
No great movie, though one of Kubrick's finest. Love Doctor
Strange Love. I love Peter Sellers. Peter Sellers is one
of the most underrated actors of all time. So influential,
so many things, derivative of characters he created and Slim Pickens. Oh,
(31:57):
don't get me going on that movie. But no, Chris
go ahead now. Influential, yeah, influential to dude movies, yes,
very much so.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Chris go ahead.
Speaker 8 (32:09):
Yeah, I'm going to take off the dude, I'm gonna
get buzzared for it.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
But uh, I'm going to add.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
Welcome to the party, pal.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
John McClain, the original, Kay, is this die Hard?
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Absolutely the first one.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
That's a dumb movie.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
But it's a great dude, Boovie bo Brown tried to
get die Hard on there.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
You know. I wish there was a way.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
You know, one of the things that we always talk
about talking about because we talk about it off air,
is what would you do if you thought you'd get
away with it?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
For us, it's people we would murder.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
For some people just maybe you know, cuss somebody out,
But it's people we would murder because I really hate
them that much.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
But we can't get away with it, so we don't.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
But I wish there was a way to cattle prode
people that every year.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Go it Diehard a great movie, and then they go
back it is I ain't it is.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
I wish there was a way to cattle prode people.
And then when they screamed, just screeched and screamed, me,
go say that's been bothering me for years. Stop bringing
up that subject. Is stupid. By the way, I've never
watched Diehart. I'm not going to.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
John You're up. Yes, take off young Guns and we're placed.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
We met Robert Williams and Kurt Rossel's the best of times.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
No, No, not even close. Shane.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Sorry, go to Chuck because I think we went to
Shane Harash Chuck.
Speaker 8 (33:40):
You're up.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Patty the movie Patty, it's a great movie. I wouldn't
call it a dude movie. There's gotta be some whimsy
to a dude movie. George C. Scott is so damn
good in that movie. He is so good.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
I went back recently, about six months ago, and I
studied the footage we have of Patten and there's not
as much as you'd think, and very little of it
is him speaking. But boy, was George C. Scott good. Gosh,
he's good. And that scene in front of the massive flag,
it's just so incredibly good.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
And you know what it ended up making me mad?
I wish I hadn't done.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
It, because Patton is removed of command, or slapping an
officer and telling him for an officer.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Who was what they call shellshock today ISPTSD.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
But what they don't tell is Patten visited his men
more than any other general more than all other generals combined.
He would go and visit his men and hold their hand,
he would cry with them, talk to him about their families.
Patten loved his men. He wanted to win the war,
but he loved his men more than any of those
(34:51):
other generals. And there are a lot of men who
served who said that, well, this has been a very,
very painful and diffu colt exercise, but I feel like
we've made some ground.
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