Monday, June 10th 2024

The Best of Courtney and Kiss in the Morning. 

Episode Transcript

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Oh, this is gonna be fun. This is kind of like a little
pop quiz. It is Kiss ninetyfive seven Courtney and kids in the morning.
This is the circle of truth inthe studio, right. We always
tell the truth. I always tellthe truth. I don't know about you,
guys. You are absolutely full ofit. What are you talking about?
Full of it? Whatever? Jeff, I think the last picture on
your camera roll says a lot aboutyou. So I think we all need

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to open our phones and share whatthe last picture is, which I don't
even know what mine is, butI know that I don't I know it's
probably not as scandalous as whatever's onJeff's phone. Okay, we go.
Oh, it's so normal. Mylast photo was a cobb salad. Look
doesn't look good? Nough? Tunksis what? Oh that's good, It's
a beautiful I was at Tunks's Barand Gryll in Windsor, and I'm always

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there, so I apologize to thewaitress who always makes my cocktails. That
cob salad was really good. Ihad to take a photo of it.
Imocato looks perfect? Does that meanI'm boring that the last photo of my
camera rolls a cop salad. Canwe Savannah, what's on yours? What's
the last picture you took? Behonest, So the last picture took it's
actually also food. It's a Dunkindonut that our afternoon guy Adam Rivers licked
and put back in the box likeAriana Grande. Oh my god, I

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here's his food related to Okay,this is Jeff. If we go to
you and the last picture in yourcamerall's food. Oh my god, it's
gonna pull my mind. Ah,it's kind of food related as well.
Maybe it involves with cream. Idon't want to know. It's not with
cream. But it's a it's ait's a sexual meme. And I'm just

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gonna leave it at that, becauseif I want to show it to us,
show us. You don't have tosay it, but show me.
Let me see what it is.Let me say I didn't see any food
in that picture of that person doesn'twant to show it to me. I
don't want to show Savanna because Idon't want to be an HR later on.
Oh come on, all right,but he shows it to me.
But he shows it to me,But then why you're not gonna get go
to HR? Because you're gonna go, okay, walk it you can.

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It literally says it literally says,this is how Taco Tuesday is supposed to
go. But he covers up thephoto, so I can't see what the
meme is. Do you after thatthat caption? Do you really need to
know what the meat? You knowwhat, I'll tell you. It's pretty
self explanatory, but yes, ohmy god. R three was food related.
I want to know what's the Yougotta be honest. The last photo

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on your camera roll eight six ohtwo four seven nine five seven OL,
Good morning, kiss. Who's this? Hi? This is Sarah, Sarah,
Welcome to the show. We're actuallytalking about the last picture on your
camera roll, camera roll. Walmart'swas some sort of dirty meme. Savannah
and I was both food related.What is the last photo on your camera
roll? It's a toad? Atoad? Yeah, My dog was like

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in the backyard last night and hewas just like playing around, and like
I saw she was playing with somethingand I was like, what is that?
And it was a toad? Butit was like fase one. It
was a big boy. Oh mygodank if your dog starts frothing at the
mouth and stuff, you know ifdogs lick toads, This is totally true.
Walmart's rolling his eyes. Your dogcan get very sick from licking toads.

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What deadly said? How's your dog? Oh? My dog gets fine.
She she seems fine. She didn'thave any poling at the mouth.
I think she just like saw itis she like pot at it. But
that was about it. And forall the people out there that now,
I want to see what happens tothem when they lick a toad. Please
don't Yeah, no toad licking.But I love that. Thank you so

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much for calling. Yeah, ofcourse. All right. What's the last
photo on your camera roll? Sointeresting? Eight? Six oh two four
seven nine five seven, Oh,good morning? Kiss? Who's this?
Hi? This is Jackie. Allright, Jackie, this is a circle
of trosh. You have to behonest. What's the last photo on your
camera roll? It's actually a screenshotof my exes rap sheet? Oh wait,

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love it nowhere? Yeah, I'mgona send it to the next life.
Oh my god, I love youright now? You know? Is
this is it a big screenshot?If you know what I mean? Oh?
Yeah, it's this rap sheet allthe way to the early nineties,
and you know he's gone on criminaltrial, so pretty exciting stuff. Okay,
interesting, Jeff is just shaking hishead. I love our listeners.

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Just when I think you can't getany crazier, somebody calls it gives us
a response like this, Hey,you know what, we all have a
crazy X no judgment, we do. Yeah, it really is. Amen.
Well, thank you so much forcalling and sharing. Yeah, no
problem. She takes the cake sofar, by the way. Last photo
on your camera roll eight six twofour seven nine five seven, Hi,

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kids' this Hi, This is Lauren. Lauren, welcome to the show.
We're talking about the last and youhave to be honest. What's the last
photo on your camera roll? Thelast photo on my camera roll is actually
a picture that I took out aconcert I was at the other night.
Oo okay, and what concert?What is it a picture of? Though
on It was a picture of thestage and like all the confetti after the

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show. It was for the Kpop group Tomorrow X Together. Oh Jeff,
why are you shaking your head again? Courtney? I just opened up
my text messages and you send Savannahand I a text of your dog laying
on the couch. With a coneon its head. Cue, what is
that all home about that? Ithought my last picture was a Cobb salad,
But it turns out I skipped toone of the dog. Poor dog's
been in a cone for a coupleof months. He's got a toe problem.

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But all right, whatever, andso you had a good time at
the concert and that was your lastphoto. Yes, that is my last
photo. I love it. Thankyou so much for calling and sharing.
Thank you all right. Hopefully youcan get that cone off soon anyway,
last photo on your camera? Rolleight six oh two four seven nine five
seven. Kiss in the Morning,Callywood Report on Kiss Well, j Lo

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and Ben Affleck hired a realtor tosell their house. They're actually asking sixty
five million for it, and youknow they've been showing it for almost two
weeks now, just taking another steptowards their divorce. I also heard j
Lo hired a crisis PR team,which we should look at into at some
point. For you, Jeff,what you know some of your antics?

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You know? I don't know.She was also spotted at dinner with friends
on Saturday night wearing her huge weddingring. She has not taken it off
yet. You can take a lookat their mansion though, I've got photos
on my blog. Taylor Swift shutdown another show to help a fan.
Last week, she stopped a showin France to help a fan. I'm
actually talking to security guards in French. And over the weekend she stopped her
show in Scotland. She asked securityguards to help a fan in the front

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row said she she was just standingthere like strumming her guitar. She said,
I'm just going to keep strumming myguitar until someone notices them, and
I can do it all night.Once the fan got helped, she continued
with her concert like a true professional. Jeff, just just stick to the
music. You're not a lifesaver,you're not a first responder. Just stick
to the music. All right,let's go. He's worried, worried about
our fans. Do you have toshow on the road. Well, speaking

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of show on the road, Meganthe Stallion broke down in tears on stage
Saturday night at her show in Florida. She had to take a moment in
the crowd cheered her on. Noword why she broke down, but she
did have a stressful few days andAI generated adult film starring her circulated online.
She blasted it, saying it's fakeand really sick. People are trying
to hurt me while I'm winning.But I'm telling you this AI is out

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to get us. It's out toget us. It really is. They
have like AI deep fakes of likesports interviews, yes, of like Kaitlyn
Clark and stuff like that giving interviews. And it's scary how real it looks
and sounds Wow, and it's noteven them. You can check it out,
not the porn, but you cancheck out her crying on stage as
well on my blog at Kiss ninetyfive seven dot com slash Courtney Hollywood brought

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you by the by Center of Enfieldand Crazyjcars dot com. It's Kiss ninety
five seven Courtney and Kiss of theMorning. Will. If you're working on
that hut girl summer Savannah, it'sgot the scoop for us. Yes,
if you're like head into barbecues andyou want to keep that summer bod in
shape, here's some of the topthings that you should be eating this summer.
Watermella in actually really high on thelist. I love that. Apparently

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it's got a lot of lycipine.Which is like the same heart protective compound
that tomatoes have. So that's reallygood for you grilled fish. We already
knew because of those Omega threes icedtea. It's got a lot of disease
fighting antioxidants but also protects like yourskin against the sun without the alcohol coordinat
Yeah, without the hawkole. Yeah. Actually, when she was talking about

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the watermelon, I was gonna say, muddle a little watermelon and mint ladies,
or watermelon and basil and add alittle voga. But that's just me.
Or do you remember, like acouple of years ago, actually I
think it was last year too,people were like cutting holes in the watermelon
and shoving vodka bottles in there.Yes, yes, I always wanted to
do that. But corn on thecob also really great for you too.
It's got a lot of great nutrientsfor your eye health and only has about
sixty calories in ears. So enjoythe summer, guys. Well, I'm

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guessing my good news isn't going tohelp you with your hawk girls summer.
But pickles are having a moment rightnow. In fact, Dill Pickle Everything
Goldfish Crackers are releasing a spicy dealPickle goldfish cracker in the next week.
So, I mean, I loveeverything Deal Pickle, but you got to
look for these spicy Deal Pickle goldfishcrackers on the shelf soon. That is
my good news. Jeff. Whatdo you have this morning? The Boston

(09:01):
Celtics one last night Courtney Game twoof the NBA Championship. They have a
two to lead. They're beating theDallas Mavericks. So many celebrities in attendance
to last night. It was funnyGame one. They had uh no he
was not I did not see him, but they had the Wahlberg's there on
the Game one. But it wasfunny. One of them was sitting court

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side and one of them was likeeight or nine rows back. I know,
yeah, that's the brother. That'syes, that's not the that's not
the Donnie or no, it wasDonnie. The one that was sitting Mary
Mack was court size. All right. Well, listen to Taylor Swift.
You know she had to stop hershow in Scotland over the weekend. You
can find out why. I seethe video. Kiss ninety five seven dot

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com slash Courtneys. We're back today, I mean for a Monday. It
is Kiss ninety five, seven seventiesand Sonny, Uh, time to talk
about what we did over the weekend. It's gonna be kind of interesting,
I feel, yeah, it is. I don't know quite what Walmart Jeff
over the weekend, but I doknow what Savannah did, and that's going
to lead me to my peak.Walmart Jeff, Yeah, what the hell
happened? What was that all aboutyour peaks? I don't know what Savannahs

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is, but I know yours.How did I get left out? Well,
well, Jeff, Savannah can tellyou why you got left out.
I don't know, but my peakis thanks going to a polo match at
the Farming Topolo Club with Savannah.Savannah invited me. She said there was
a VIP table, there was aspot open, and what I like to
go? And I had so muchfun my peak hanging out with Savannah and

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some polo ponies. There you go, Walmart, Jeff Boom. So why
wasn't I invited? Okay, sothis is actually really funny. You were
telling me on Friday how much youwere so happy that your brother in law
was going to be in town andthat you were going to be spending your
whole weekend with him, so hedidn't want to pull you away from your
family. No, that's not whatI literally said. My brother in law's
in town. I'm looking for somethingto do. Is anyone doing me?

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But here's the good news. Thegood news is Savannah and I decide we
want to take polo lessons. Yeah, and we would like to have you
join us. I think the threeof us need to give a shout out
to the Farmington Polo Club and seeif we can't get on some ponies do
it. I'd do it, getsome mallets and start where you would do
it. Okay, good, it'sdone. That's my peak, just going

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to a polo matcher over the weekend. It was so much fun. Savannah,
what was your peak of the weekend? My peak was the same.
I just had such a good timehanging out with you and some of our
other co workers and just having aminute without Walmart chaff like. It was
just really nice. Yes, therewere other co workers, Jeff, Savannah
just slipped. She wasn't supposed totell you that. Wait a minute,
Wait a minute. And the workersin the VIP table. Was there free

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alcohol involved? N No, therewas free food though they were like a
slice surloin and rooms. It wasn'tlike other morning shows. Was it ready
to discuss? Why to me,other coworkers? Whatever just slipped our minds.
I'm so glad Savannah's peak was thesame as mine. I was afraid

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that it wasn't going to be.It wasn't going to be by the way,
Arvon was there too, her husbandWait what, Okay, God,
he's so he's so much fun.All right, good. We had the
same peaks. Jeff, how aboutyou? How is your weekend? Jeff?
What was your peak? It wasgreat. Peak of my weekend was
going to my nine year old son'ssoccer game on Saturday afternoon. You couldn't

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see. You would have said,no, well his game was at eleven?
What time did this polo match start? Three in the afternoon? Yeah?
Well listen if you want to checkout photos from our peak, please
you can see our peaks. Plus, we want to know what you did
over the weekend too. It's allup on the Courtney Kiss in the Morning

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Facebook page. I can't wait forthis one. It is Kiss ninety five
seven Walmart. Jeff says kids arebad for your health. I would know,
savannahouldn't know. But apparently you doknow that Walmart job. Oh yeah,
I know that. I was hangingout with all the dads this weekend
that work in the building, andwe were talking about this new study.
Oh gosh that came out. Accordingto your new study, having kids made

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shorten a man's life. Nothing todo with women here, I guess being
a father. Really yeah, father'sdiet less, exercise less, they smoke
more, have high blood pressure andcholesterol as well. And this is all
it's all because of the kids,all because really yep. So do you

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think fought With Father's Day coming upthis weekend, the dads would want to
day without the kids? I thinkso. Yeah. All we want to
do is just drink, sit onthe couch, eat steak, and watch
golf. That's all we want todo. And maybe have a cigar or
something like that. I mean,minus the golf. That actually sounds like
a great day. I want toparticipate in that. Yeah, so good,

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if you wanted, Savannah, Yeah, so what So here's the deal
if you Yeah, if you havea father and you want to hang out
with him this weekend, maybe doit some other time. We want to
be by ourselves on father and you'rejust making your dad unhealthy. Exactly's so
rude? Exactly are you gonna tellall those kids out there your dad is
unhealthy because of you? That is? Do not listen to Walmart chaff Well,

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you know what kills the father,by the way, and actually I
actually enjoyed it. Stop don't whatno I was gonna say. The best
part about having kids is when yougo out to a restaurant, you get
two meals. You get your meal, and then times the kid doesn't finish
their grilled cheese or chicken nuggets,and the guy, the father always finishes
those meals and so you don't haveto have a kid for that because I
never finished my meals. So whereVan always gets kids? And then half

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of mine? Okay, nothing likea nice yalad. Yeah, a dry
salad with no dressing and that cucumberyou can eat all the old cucumber and
befull. All right, listen,we want to send you to Vegas.
You know, maybe you want totake your dad to Vegas. We've got
a trip for two Vegas our iHeartRadioMusic Festival, and we're gonna give you
a thousand dollars to bring with you. You can win that trip coming up

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this morning at nine, Tags fortyand Kiss in the morning. Callywood report
on Kiss nine. So celebrity ensuredtheir private parts for ten million dollars.
That is coming up at first.Taylor Smith stopped another show to help a
fan. Last week, she stoppedher show in France to help a fan
and she actually spoke to security inFrench, which was pretty impressive. This
time, she stopped her show inScotland asked security guards to help a fan

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in the front row, saying,as she was strumming her guitar, I'm
just gonna keep strumming my guitar untilsomebody notices them. She says, I
can do this all night. Aftera few minutes, once the fan got
helped, she continued with her concert. And then there was a wedding proposal
marriage proposal right there in front ofher, right in the front row.
So she got to witness that,and we got it all on tape.
If you want to see it,it's all my blog. Yes, it

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was so cute. Taylor was likelow key fangirling the engagement. It was
so sweet. She said she usuallyplays at night and this was a daytime
show, so she got to actuallysee it, she said at nighttime,
she doesn't see half the stuff sheloved doing it during the day. Speaking
of proposals, j Lo and BenAffleck hired a real shirt to sell their
home because they're getting divorce. You'reasking sixty five million dollars for it.

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It's been actually on the market forabout well the guy's been showing it on
the DL for about two weeks now. Rumor has it Jennifer's also hired a
crisis PR team. Maybe they're theones that told her to keep wearing her
wedding ring because she was wearing itover the weekend when she was hanging out
with her friends. And then finallythe story Jeff's been waiting for. Yeah.
Nick Cannon has twelve kids with sixdifferent moms so far, and he

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says he'd like to have more.So he has now insured his private parts
for ten million dollars. Of thepeople that actually insured his private parts also
took into account his favorite features downthere and his bedroom preferences on Nick thanked
the insurance company, posting, thankyou for hooking me up with the protection
I need to keep my family treerolling. Do you guys remember I want

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to say like five six years agowhen Louie Tomlinson insured his butt. No
I don't remember that. No,yeah, he insured his button. I
thought, wow, we can't getany more downhill from here, and Nick
Cannon just did it, just didit. I know what I'm doing after
the show. I'm calling my insurancestagent to see what we can do.
Ah. Yeah, deny, deny, deny. That's for sure. That

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your Hollywood Report brought to you byThe by Center, Vdfield and Crazyjcars dot
Com. It's a huge, hugeday for Connecticut sports. Today's the day.
It is Kiss ninety five seven,COURTIY and Kiss in the morning.
Today's day you come In's basketball headcoach Dan Hurley's going to decide whether he's
going to stay or go or goto the LA Lakers. That's huge.
Yeah, I think he's going metoo. He went out for an interview

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last week. I think it waslike Thursday. He flew out there and
he flew back over the weekend.Usually, if you're not going to take
a job offer, you usually justcome out and say it. But he
was very impressed with how the interviewwent. And usually you don't say that
if you're not really interested in ajob. I mean he got offered to
coach the Lakers, Like that's abig deal, Like, you don't say

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no to that. Didn't you sayit was historic the amount of money he
was yeah around, Yeah, Iknow that the contract they were offering him
was going to be historic. NowLebron James plays for the Lakers, he's
a free agent. He has ason that's in college, and Lebron James
said that he would like a coachlike Dan Hurley to coach his son in

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the future, and Lebron is tryingto get his son drafted so they can
play together, and it looks likethe Lakers are going to do it.
So I think this is just aperfect storm, and I think we need
to prepare for coach Hurley to beleaving. Wow, I think there's a
noon Is there a noon press conferenceor the team is meeting at noon?
Yukon, Like what's happening? Yeah, when we're gonna they have a practice

(18:38):
and team meeting today, I thinkaround noontime, so the team will find
out and then eventually a week tothe press. You know what, It's
bad for Connecticut if he goes,but good for Dan Hurley, Like as
a career move. Come on,you gotta respect it. Yeah, and
what does it mean for Yukon basketball? It means they got to get somebody
else in there? Or is theresomebody they're looking at? I mean,

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what is it really? They'll haveto find a new head coach, which
is a pretty important role. Butyeah, I don't know if you know
this, Courtney, Bill Murray thecomedian, Yes, his son, No,
his son is an assistant coach onthe You Come Ins basketball team.
So howes how awesome would it beif he was a head coach? I
love? That's so cool. Allright, Well, it's a big day.
We're all gonna find out. Iguess a little bit later on today.

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I'll don't forget a trip to Vegaswith one thousand dollars up for grabs
this morning at nine ten, definitelya quiz. I'm gonna fail at this.
Kiss ninety five seven Courtney and Kissof the Morning. Savannah says she's
gott a quiz for myself at Walmart. Cheff he said he likes pop quizzes,
So let's see how you do onthis one, all right, Savannah?
All right, Well, last week, remember how we talked about Jen
alpha slang for hot sack. Yeah. Those are the like eight year olds,

(19:42):
right, Yeah, they're like theoldest ones, and there are like
ten or eleven at this point.Oh no, Their slang is absolutely unhinged.
So we have part two of thequiz for you kids this morning.
Okay, go ahead, go ahead, all right, So we'll start easy
and then we'll get a little harderevery time. So first off, we
have mid oh Man cash you Bridge. My son used this in a sentence

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yesterday. I had no idea.I'm gonna say average as well average.
I know that it's exactly getting alittle bit harder. Sigma sigma in a
video last week about that one,and they wrote sigma too. Yeah,

(20:22):
remember you shared it with us,Courtney. We actually literally watched it together.
It's on your computer here in thestudio, and I know she was
passionate about sigma. Uh. Sigmameans awesome off the charts. Okay,
Jeff, I'm gonna go with awesomeoff the charts as well. A sigma
can mean a couple of things.It could either mean like cool, or
it could also be referring to likean alpha male, like that guy's sigma.

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Okay, you see, eight yearold have no idea where an alpha
male is no. I know it'sso it's cool, off the charts.
Cool. So I feel like minewas a good answer. Yeah yeah,
partial credit, partial credit. Nextone on the list, give gi skibbity.
Were you gonna say that joke?I was gonna say that it was

(21:08):
skimvity. How about skibbitty skibbity isI want to say average again, but
how about gross? Skimvity is grossingme out? It's giving me the skibbity's.
I was gonna say cringe. It'slike cringe worthy. Yeah, you
guys got it. So skimbity isbad. So like, oh my gosh,
we got that skimbity telephone over there. I don't know, I just
look at the telephone right next tome. Cool. So now let's take

(21:30):
out We're doing so good. Sothe last one, let's take everything you
guys have learned from jen Alfa andput it all together. So you can
say either skibbity toilet riz or skibbityOhio toilet riz. Oh man, give
me ohio toilet riz. I'm gonnago with that one, all right,
all right, I'm gonna just gowith skimbity toilet riz. All right,

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what do we think it means?They both literally mean the same thing.
You can just throw ohio in thereor not. I dropped a do in
the toilet, a mid skimvity sigma. I don't know. I'm gonna say
it's just something gross. That toilet, that bathroom is disgusting. Don't go
in there. That that that toiletat the gas station is one that Britney

(22:12):
Spears would go in. It's skivvitytoilet riz. Don't go in there.
No so skimvity toilet ris is basicallylike, you have no ability to pull
someone. You have no game,you have no swag. They're ten,
how much games not? I meanjust not. I know when I saw
this video, I was like,excuse me, the only thing a ten
year old should be pulling is alibrary book off the shelf. Like no,

(22:34):
okay, Well, thank goodness.Steph is not a Jen Alpha.
She's standing by Steph from West Harford. I believe she's back. She was
on Second Date Update. She hasan update for her since being on the
show, and we're gonna find outwhat it is. We'll talk to her.
It's coming up next for a lovestory Courtney and Kiss in the Morning's
Second date Update. I'm kiss ninetyfive seven. All right, West Hartford

(22:59):
Second date update update? Guys,are you ready? Walmart, Cheff and
Savannah to a chitty chat with Steph? Absolutely? I love these updates so
the bad I do too, Andthis one I'm excited for it because Steph
went out on a date with Chris. She got ghosted, and then Chris
told us he ghosted her because he'sgay and he thought they were just going
out to get lunch like his friends. But anyway, we paid for them

(23:19):
to go out as friends second time, and she's here with an update.
Steph. Hi, Hey, ohmy gosh, I'm so listen you guys.
You and Chris really hit it off, and obviously you were a little
embarrassed because you came on a littlestrong to Chris. He thought you should
have read the signs that he wasgay. But it doesn't really matter.
I'm I just am dying to know. How is it going now after we

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picked up the tab for like asecond hangout with you guys? Oh,
it's been so thank you guys somuch. Right the way, it's been
so good. We're like literally inHe is one of my favorite people and
we would probably hang out like everyother day. You're like besties. The
universe has a plan like it mighthave worked out romantically for you guys,
but you got like a new bestieexactly exactly. It's been like the best.

(24:06):
I'm I'm I'm so happy he's thebest. Seriously, Well, I'm
so glad you called this because youcould have just blown, you know,
been like whatever I'm getting ghosted.You called us. We got to the
bottom of it, and from everythingyou've said, you guys get along great.
You like you know what I mean. I would see that you guys
are besties for a very very longtime. I know, I totally agree.
I like owe it to you guys. So thank you so much for

(24:30):
our second friend date. Have youguys gone out looking for boys like you
have a she says, we have? Yeah, I love it. I
love it too. Well, keepus posting stuff. Thank you so much
for taking time out of your dayand just uh, you know, calling
us with an update. Oh mygosh, you guys, it's been the
best time. I feel like Ihave a forever friends that you guys should

(24:53):
make sure you tell. Chrispy said, hellow, I will, I will definitely